#jeffdam

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No I'm not neurotypical I'm thinking about Adams and Jefferson making out

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Adam gets sleepy after a trial and Jeff is given the job of pillow.

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Nyan nyaaann~~~

Jeffdam forever!!1

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Edit: @turtles-hams-horses-baguettes

One (not the) last time!

TJeffs got made fun of for being into prehistoric.

I think people called him a prehistoric nerd (not sure???)

For someone who was obbsessed with old history you’d think he would have been advocate for the Native Americans.

TJeffs was terrible with money. By the time he died, his estate was kinda worthless.

Just to show case, when he got to Paris he bought a bunch of wine that was three months salary for a commoner.

Dude was bad with his finances.

Though like a lot of people, Thomas Jefferson could be VERY cheap.

He paid the slave who was learning French cook a few dollars less cause you know it’s TJeffs

Sally Hemings and her bro (the cook) could have stayed in France because they would finally have rights. However, they agreed to go back home on the condition that they would “eventually” be free.

*sarcasm* Thomas Jefferson was a really lovely person wasn’t he.

Thomas also believed that there would be wooly mammoths too. He warned Clark and Lewis to watch out for that.

John Adams and Thomas Jefferson had such a huge bromance.

Dude, Alex and John get a lot of gay attention ™ (rightfully so) but are we gonna ignore the fact that John Adams had such “close” relationships with TJeffs and Ben Franklin???? Like c’mon...

Plus John Adams was such a hypocrite about it too.

Like bitch please.

George Washington was buried three days after he passed away, it was written in his will.

When he died, England did 14 days of mourning for him. They even said what a huge loss it was to lose such a leader.

TJeffs didn’t really pay his respects to G Wash until he decided to run for President.

Martha Washington said her worst day in her entire life was meeting TJeffs that day. She accused him of not being respectful. He called her crazy.

Abigail Adams was best friends with Thomas Jefferson too. She was the one who stepped in from time to time to help with his kids after his wife died.

TJeff’s wife isn’t known for her words because he burned all of his correspondence with her.

Alright I gotta go do work. Thanks so much for adding to this!!

Weird things the founding fathers definitely did:

Had exotic animals (ie Lafayette getting an alligator, Thomas had a ram, etc)

Swimming in the NUDe (G Wash def did)

Writing about giving things up while talking about clothing (Benny Frank everyone (we had a HS challenge of giving up things (saying sex was not allowed—shocker)) Literally talks about the colors effecting the heat then talks about giving up virtues for a bit. Not making this up.

Weed

Writin smut (Hey Alexander Hamilton, lookin at you)

Going on “friendly bro trips” (JeffMads)

Getting into duels (most of them)

Blackmailin’ one another (James Madison “accidentally” sending prostitutes to Ambassdors, Thomas Jefferson sending the press dirt on A Ham (Fuckin’ Monroe), Alexander Ham intentionally withholding rumors about Sally H & T Jeff’s relationship during the election of 1800 and more)

Arguing about Angels vs Man (James Madison)

Mistresses & Concubines (Aaron Burr, Ben Frank, etc)

Secret societies (G Wash, Ben Frank, etc.)

Gambling addiction (most of them)

Spent an entire sessions arguing (so much pettiness) about opening a window

Spooning each other (Ben Frank and John Adams)

Wigs (exception is G Wash and more ??)

Make up

OG hipsters (John Adams and TJeffs)

Crying about the Brits destroying “his” library (James Madison)

Fainting

Terrible with money (A Ham, A Burr, TJeffs, etc)

Meeting future famous people that influenced society (mostly Laf meeting Edgar Allen Poe)

Honorable but misogynist (most of them)

G Wash making the trees shake

Sass

So much sass

That one fishing trip you took with your surrogate father and worst enemy (A Ham, TJeffs, and G Wash—no im not making this up)

Encouraging a lot of gayness ™ (G Wash encouraging John Clark spy ring)

Having respect for native Americans but not really (G Wash)

Fighting on the steps (Alexander Hamilton and G Wash)

Leaving politics (John Jay and Laf)

Was drunk most of the time (John Hancock)

Wanting the dove as the national bird (Thomas Jefferson)

Was socially awk as a child (a lot of them including: Ham (shy), Laf (awk), TJeffs (awk), Mads (sick), and etc)

Can’t stop talking (Lafayette)

Creating Extraness that is American politics (Alexander Ham and Thomas Jefferson)

Having meetings in a gay Boat Brothel bathhouse (Ben Franklin)

Hey guys be sure to add more!

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Crying the jedams brainrot is too real what the hell

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I yearn for the Adams/Jefferson content but I yearn more for any JQA/Louisa Adams

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Jefferson: I hate you and I never want to see you again.

Adams: Thank God.

Jefferson: Your an idiot

Adams: *You're

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Adams: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together ((;

Jefferson: Actually, I like the alphabet how it is, with "N" and "O" side by side.