#jerma mishaps

[hallowbiome]

New Years Art

if you have any questions you answers may be one or more of the following:

I was lazy

I was tired

I thought it would be funny

I don’t like backgrounds

piss off

[cfrog]

im going to fuckign explode

ok so I need to preface this with I've never watched jerma because videos with people talking are mean to my brain. I have seen your video of xiphoid with that jerma meat grinder quote, and shown it to my friends. and just now I saw a jerma clip on tumblr (and did not watch it) and mentioned in the voice chat that I've never heard jerma except for that video and, I didn't know it had a tiktok filter on the voice I thought it was just sped up I THOUGHT JERMA JUST SOUNDED LIKE THAT HELPPP

I. didn't even think about that???? That someone wouldnt recognize the tiktok voice?? What a strange singular example of jerma to have. Just funny robot voice. Wow.

[rubyroboticalt]

Minecrafters grab your pickaxes, and catch up on the QBLR QUATERLY!

What's up guys, update just dropped! It sure is something to try and decipher, huh. We've got pages of new stuff to go over, so let me learn you a thing about all the events and mishaps that happened on the server this week!

Steel gets possessed or something, not many details are available on that. Blood, gore, efforts to contain and combat the possession. I'm sure nothing went too awry. Steel's still possessed though, has all that viscera on their hands.

Mercury makes an underwater garden with every single crop in the game.

A children's library opens up with books for all the creatures to read! We are literate on this server.

Is that the Hollow Knight.

And now, some autistic Minecraft behaviors.

A wizard's tower is built on the beach, with a glassblowing studio outside on the sand. The Angel appears, and a clubhouse is built for it. It is unknown if the Angel actually goes into the clubhouse or if it is just built for it.

Splat finishes part of the solar system project! It's quite lovely. Cellu receives the equivalent of a pipe bomb in the mail for bug phobia havers.

And now, a reading from r/malelivingspaces: Beige carpet floor. Yellowed wallpaper. Popcorn ceiling with fluorescent lights. Extensive room with no pillars or supports. Ominous darkness. I think this is just the backrooms, folks.

In a perfect example of human greed harming the environment irreparably, somebody spilled oil in the bay. Alright, own up, this cleanup will cost millions and the server budget does not have that lying around.

In less disastrous news, Kirk finishes a castle!

Who let the entities out of the backrooms? Who did this? They are contained in there for a reason! We can't be letting them roam all willy-nilly! Who knows what kind of sick and twisted activities Jerma will get up to outside his habitat?

And the week ends with the morning players attempting to summon Herobrine.

[the-one-who-isnt-an-anon]

Oh shoot guys, okay, so this WAS genuinely a vinny style mishap unless the founder is playing phantom of the opera, which i wouldn't put past her.

I'm gonna assume unidentified body is Frank for now but it's a placeholder name

It could be that Ranboo was a witness to this ACTUAL accident (as opposed to "i accidentally did this" which is how i read it). Or, maybe it was going to hit Ranboo and Frank happened to be there to save them.

Dunno why Ranboo would be there. I guess, and this is getting into fanfic territory at this point, the Founder could be so pissed at Hetch for the earpiece things that she decided she'd just take Ranboo for her experiments anyway, setting up a Murder Trap. Maybe not knowing that Charlie was there at all?

Oh, that would also explain why Jerma needed to meet! If Jerma is controlled like I think he is, then it would be a decoy to get the Founder to lure Ranboo into the mall alone.

But Frank wanted to meet the Founder alone, and though midnight is a weird time to approach her, maybe he had his reasons? And in any case, maybe he was in exactly the right place at the right time to shove Ranboo out from under the light?

I think we should leave now-

-🌸

[thetacebellkit49]

So it’s like 2:30 in the morning for me and like I just had a thought about genloss (WARNING ITS FUCKING LONGGGG)

What if H is working for showfall media, Now before y’all backlash me hear me out, let me cook.

H can add tapes or clues to the other people in the show like with the bad hat for sneeg in Charlie or the tape on the goopy goons so that means he is on the set for the show or at least is controlling one of the puppets to leave those clue for Ranboo to find. It’s a bit suspicious that showfall would let these small mishaps of Ranboo or any of the others of breaking control happen unless they wanted it to or that they would look the other way or it’s like actually a rescue mission but even then it feels off.

(This is gonna be a long shot but like hear me out) Like take for example sneeg in episode two gets wiped because he try to leave through the set with the bad hat from episode one. When he is brought back, the (I’m gonna call them squiggle guards) squiggle guards hold him down and put a mask on like they’ve down it a million times before as if sneeg had broken control a lot more than anyone else. But they didn’t wipe him completely, sneeg still has the knowledge of getting Ranboo out thus the hold back of Austin at the mcc hole in the wall for Ranboo to leave. It feels too convenient that the squiggle guards were just ready for the outcome of sneeg trying to escape knowing that if the it was anyone else they would just kill them off camera. At the end of episode 2 we get H saying he tried to get sneeg out but ultimately H doesn’t need sneeg to be out of the mind control since sneeg is the taken and not the hero.

At the end of episode 2 we get Ranboo with a key left by jerma or in this case the puzzler, with the recorder with the truth will set you free just unlock the door and see. But then H get control of the whole building, and stops the mind control over Ranboo and unfilters the truth of where Ranboo is but not a way out, or at least not yet. This leaves Ranboo to probably stop the source of it all aka find the founder and kill them, but why couldn’t H do that, H got control over everything, so what’s stopping him from sending a puppet to do the job while you get Ranboo out of there. What is stopping H from cutting the feed of the show so that the founder that might be overseeing it doesn’t see H’s plan for what’s next. Unless H is a puppet too or more so a scripted false hope, for Ranboo to trust, H has already shown to be more than capable at leaving clues around. But what if they aren’t the full clue, or the intent behind it isn’t what leads Ranboo out. (Then again Ranboo did say on his Twitter that it’s a like a happy for gl!ranboo, I just wanna be questioning everything)

Since H has control and we are going to see what happens next with our boi on Sunday on the 28th (which is later today for me cuz I’m writing this in the very very early morning) What is H’s motive? What does H have to gain besides sticking a big fuck u to showfall of stopping the show and getting Ranboo out? What if H is a part of showfall as that false hope like how our choices on the choosing who gets to leave the spin wheel at the second room with Ranboo and the second pipe puzzle being solved for us. Like the voting ending with only niki leaving only for her to die right in the next room, and being replaced with all the others only to find it didn’t matter who we chose first. They were always going to die for Ranboo to live. But even when Ranboo lives through it all his mind control of his mask seems to be on the fritz when him doing a Rubiks cube and just staring down the camera constantly, to his hand tapping sos and reaching out to the detonator on the table only to stop himself as to maybe not get caught or to someone telling him in that mind control to stop and to not resist(cough cough H cough cough). 

Picture of you will, H is like a puppet no a jester, yea a jester, showfall is the king and Ranboo is the knight. So jesters are two faced being you learn how to entertain based on your king’s actions while the knight is left in the dark following orders till they start questioning the actions of the king. I think that H is gonna tell Ranboo that he has to find and kill the founder to stop the cycle from continuing and that he has a choice of stopping it for good or to leave and let another ‘hero’ stop it as if he were told to do so. Ranboo being sensible makes he own choices unless it’s matter of H needing Ranboo to follow his lead on finding the founder for his own selfish gain or if it’s scripted path of the hero. If H truly wants to save Ranboo then take him out of the role of being the hero and letting him leave the show by either an actual exit to the outside world or using the key from jerma/puzzler on the door(Unless it’s like a false door then like yea the other option). Does this make H the founder, ehhh no but it would be a small possibility just not great story telling and our boi Ranboo loves good story telling. I think H knows more than he is letting on and conveniently is there when he dems himself needed towards the script given by showfall. He wants the hero to have a happy ending and yet get the feeling that the story H is following is one played already that H has gone through already.

So that’s the theory, but of a long one and a little unorganized but give me a break it’s like 3;43am rn. I will be back tomorrow... later today when the sun is up to maybe make one last theory that isn’t H isn’t good or something if not then expect screenshots and funnies

[hallowbiome]

Jerma Dislyte Mishaps

i forgor who but someone in game chat told me to draw nicole experimenting on jerma

[hallowbiome]

Jerma as the Mesmerized Album Cover