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[luthority]

“You know, Jimmy, I should really be thanking you,” Luthor says, perusing through the camera he had ‘relieved’ from Jimmy during his capture, along with his cellphone and notorious signal watch. “You saved me the trouble of having to retrieve you by coming here yourself. I thought you might have been trying to find something to inspire Miss Lane’s next libelous story, but I see now that you’re far more interested in my Mercy.”

     The mogul chuckles, shaking his head as he continues clicking through what seems to be an endless amount of candid photos of his aforementioned employee. “Let me guess,” he hums, addressing his captive the way an adult would indulge a child’s wildest imagination, “you were hoping to be her new ‘pal,’ weren’t you? How adorable.”

     Luthor continues to snicker, but sets the camera down in favor of picking up the signal watch. “Speaking of pals, you’re going to help me surprise the only notable one you have with a little project I’ve been working on just for him — after all, what’re friends for? I’ll even let you have the honor of calling him here.”

     He turns to approach Jimmy with the watch, but the younger man’s phone chirps and he decides to investigate the notification. Luthor’s smug expression gradually fades away and is replaced with bewilderment, which then contorts into a scowl. He practically stomps up to the younger man, the signal watch momentarily forgotten.

“Explain, Olsen,” he demands, thrusting the cellphone in Jimmy’s face. “Who’s this Tommy, and what does he mean by your fan club? You have a fan club? YOU?"

@jimmyjinks​​​ goes on another whacky adventure with uncle lex luthor!