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#guess who’s into undertale now#the video games finally got me. I can no longer say I don play video games anymore#anyway had to immediately turn around and connect it to advtime ofc#joke for like three people#also shout out to crabussy their magus design is peak#took inspiration from that so ty crabussy#this is only like the third time I’ve drawn magus I think#anyway take this away from me I have to do homework and stuff now#mispelled draws#misp draws#adventure time#adventure time fanart#undertale#life giving magus#ancient magi of life giving#little dude#flowey#flowey undertale
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it's the musketeers babyyyyy
just shaking off some cobwebs, figuring some visuals out, trying out some brushes. someone get d'artagnan off of that before he falls.
#the three musketeers#from left to right: athos > d'artagnan > porthos > aramis#porthos is Not where i want him to be but we gotta work thru the Not Quite Right before we achieve Character Designs#if you follow me elsewhere then u know that some people. i just do not draw the same way twice#pour one out for brutus of stab caesar fame. if he was not essential to Stabbing Caesar i'd stop drawing him entirely#(<< a joke. that's a joke)#anyway porthos has to look like he can easily fold someone in half but the thing that's fucking me up is the hair style#i am envisioning vs the hair style i end up drawing. we gotta hit the books fellas. we gotta get back to the shojo artists who draw curly#hair. they will hold the information i seek. and then i can make porthos beefier
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some of y’all took abbot’s line of “that being a little too risky to do myself” too seriously. this man has been telling jokes with a straight face and no emotion the last three-ish hours
#the pitt#some people thinking he was seriously putting mohan’s career in jeprody#when he was teaching her those out there procedures the entire three hours of the MCI#she even asked what other tricks he had in his bag! and he said just wait and see#it felt like a very clear joke to calm her nerves and while it just made her confused it wasn’t serious
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The couple:
and the perpetual third wheel:
#timmy#i just realized#the three of them were together with batman through so much#it was just them#and babs and dick are like a thing#its so funny to me#hes like their practice child#all just jokes ofc#dont take anything seriously#i wouldnt usually say that but some people have been taking my lil shit posts as truth or canon#dont make that mistake lol#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#tim drake
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If somehow Katniss ever got to meet young Haymitch, does anyone realise that he would’ve reminded her more of Prim than herself.
#he loves animals#he mourned bunnies in the ARENA#he’s sweet and makes jokes to cheer up little kids#young haymitch was like peeta#but people forget that peeta reminded katniss of Primrose#all three of them are so gentle and nurturing#and despite the similarities between Katniss and Haymitch#i think Haymitch and prim were probably both pretty similar kids#sunrise on the reaping#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#primrose everdeen
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remembered today why i dont go into riordanverse tags

#delete later#god.... its so bad in there....#not just on tumblr either#yknow most fandoms going through ao3 isnt terrible#you get some fics with a lot of tags or functionally crosstagged characters and its fine#pjo fandom. is not like that.#if the ship you're looking for isnt one of the massive ones. my god.#if you're lucky maybe it'll be a background ship. if it has any fics at all. maybe it'll have a couple and four will be by the same person#maybe takaraphoenix will be there#or maybe you wont be lucky. [foreboding singular note]#< sound of me staring into the abyss that is. many tags that honestly you might not expect to be so bad but are#listen to me. i excluded four ships in the search results of the frazel tag. and it dropped from 4k fics to FIVE HUNDRED#3.5k FICS UNDER THE FRAZEL TAG (ALLEGEDLY) INCLUDE AT LEAST ONE OF FOUR SHIPS THAT ARENT FRAZEL#and out of the remaining five hundred. in the first fourteen. only three were actual frazel fics#and curiously those three were all frank-centric/pov#also drew apparently appears in like 200 fics tagged frazel#so my new joke is that drew is in like 50% of frazel fics#anyways then i checked the tumblr tags of two different ships and. well the first one had under 20 posts#the other was full of ship hate 🙃 and very few people actually discussing the ship#at least i wasnt looking in the tumblr character tags. thats the only thing thats worse. why is so much of the art so so very racist.
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Good Angel, Bad End duology is up on Itch.io and is now free forever. Check it out <3
#I hate coming up with how to define it. silly? lighthearted? NOT REALLY! but is it serious? no. there's a chara called The Apple 1980#thousands of people die. but mostly it's having fun. there's three characters named Satan's Kingdom#if you like angels and demons thats who its for. angel and demons being Not Human and given POVs and some jokes
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I feel like a lot of people mistake comic relief or goofiness for lack of effort or caring by the creator, and that belies a real lack of understanding of like, writing and humor and art in general.
#i'm thinking about how on 4sd travis and sam talked about the work they put into chet and fcg and veth#all of whom have been treated really dismissively in weird ways#and the people who are like haha they're a dumb joke character invariably stan characters with WAY less effort put in#which is fine! you should like what you like!#but you're not grading on effort clearly so stop pretending you are! it's fine!#this is actually this blog's mission statement. like what you like but stop justifying it with blatant lies#hell for all braius is by necessity not the deepest of characters sam clearly cared enough to rewrite his spoiled backstory!#like i find it just. really...suspicious isn't quite the right word but i'm not landing on the correct one#how people jump to equate their personal preferences with thought and care and effort and quality in the absence of evidence#like man it's ok if you did a wine tasting and your fave was the three buck chuck. drink that and live your truth
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Boy people sure know how to ruin peoples fun
#already had to block like three people on twt and delete my original molly post here#bc people where being negative#so lets get some things straight#obviously mollys gonna die but only i get to make that joke#i dont care if you think his design is ugly make your own post#i dont care about essek (no one mentioned him i just want to make sure we have this established)#i will block you if you even a little bit annoy me#😘❤️❤️#shut up aimee
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🎭Rune Lovelace🎭
she/they/he/it | changeling | bard | college of dance | charlatan | former acrobat she is beauty, he is grace, they will punch you in the face!
[some extra info under the cut]
Rune is going to be my character for the new campaign my Monday group is starting!!! (RIP Kiran, who I never got to show off on this blog because he was a Tabaxi, a Dragonborn, and a Thri-Kreen. I'll miss it. Bugs and kisses.) We're playing Heckna! which is a Domain of Dread-adjacent horror-comedy campaign. The entire party is very macabre, and we should fit right in! (But hopefully not too much...)
Anyways, more about Rune. She's a changeling college of dance bard (a new subclass with the 2024 rules, kind of like a combo between a monk and a bard), and they used to be an acrobat at a circus. Since whatever world this party came from is clearly some kind of grimdark dark fantasy setting, the circus itself certainly had its eerie moments. (And of course, it was a magic circus.) When he wasn't up on the high wire, Rune also dabbled in doing tarot card readings for the circus guests, lying through her teeth about their pasts and futures. (While they used their true changeling form while performing in the big top, she used a specific guise when she did the readings, an older woman who used a different name.)
Rune carries with them a porcelain mask, largely featureless, but gilded with gold. When among people who do not know his changeling identity, she pretends that the mask is the source of her ability to change shape, putting it on every time they shift forms.
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4 CAS#ts4 CAS#adventures in cas#my sims#cas#dnd sims#ts4 dnd#sims 4 dnd#ts4 fantasy#sims 4 fantasy#oc: Rune#I love them so much. She's outgoing and chatty but every so often says something just ever so slightly unnerving or macabre#and it throws people off. Generally he's pretty likeable though.#Kiran was also a genderfluid circus performer (in all three of his versions) and I really really liked those vibes so I brought them back.#I never got a chance to talk about Kiran on here sadly bc I wasn't ever able to recreate any of its versions in the sims.#Version 1 was a tabaxi open hand monk who was also an acrobat. Died in the session one tpk. (This was a Planescape game.)#Version 2 was a dragonborn moon druid who spent most of their time as a velociraptor. She survived the rest of the sessions.#Version 3 was a thri-kreen swords bard who played bagpipes and dual-wielded scimitars. It could also sing at the same time bc telepathy.#That version died in a not-quite-one-shot from a Reverse Gravity spell. It literally went bug-splat.#(The wizard could have saved me with Featherfall but I was already at 0hp and I thought it would be a funny way to go out.)#(that's where the Bugs and Kisses joke comes from. It was an actual quote from one of the other players after it died.)#ironically we were fighting an insectoid hivemind... Kiran was going to play them a funeral dirge after the fight but never got the chance.#hmm. Need to think of a tarot card for Rune though...#Kiran was absolutely the wheel of fortune.#Rune might be the high priestess or the magician....#I guess I'll have to wait and see how things play out.
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crazy how f1 fans went from praising the 2019 rookies to shitting on them as soon as they started beating the favs.
#i’m so done with george’s oh he does nothing and gets podium posts#i’m so done with people treating alex like he’s a shit driver#don’t even get me started on the lando hate#but these three were top 3 in f2#they beat each other#they’re all in f1 today#that’s not a joke#that’s not something that comes out of being a shit driver#so genuinely stfu#lando norris#george russell#alex albon#2019 rookies
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was gonna make a post abt usopp w an image attached but all the images i had saved were too cute so we gotta not do that or i’ll fold and not make the point i wanna make
i can see why people wouldn’t wanna do this because of the insane insane insane INSANE amount of hate he already gets from powerscaling types of people but i wish we as usopp fans would aknowledge the ways that he sucks, a little more. i understand wanting to adopt a ‘my precious baby boy who did nothing wrong’ attitude in the face of all the people who refuse to see even a sliver of good in his character but like….. he is flawed. i wish we could aknowledge that more in a like, normal way.
like, other characters right. like sanji. very common for people to call him a bastard and say they love him in the same sentence. makes sense, the ways in which sanji sucks are a lot lot lot lot more viscerally uncomfortable to deal with than the ways in which usopp sucks.
but a lot of usopp’s flaws are my flaws, so i guess that’s why it feels personal to me. he is so viscerally me and he is so complicated and he is so viscerally still loved by his crew and that’s really special to me. i’m not saying quit the ‘he did nothing wrong’ posts because they’re funny and fun and i get that, but it kinda reminds me of what people do with some female characters too where to combat the hate they just girlbossify the shit out of them and it can feel idk, like a slightly less interesting way to engage with a character who is flawed
TLDR: usopp kind of sucks!!! and i love him!!!!!!!!!!!
#a lot of op characters . well . most. all? no. chopper has genuinely never done anything i can think of#but most. flawed. kind of suck! as people! idk i just don’t like when people flatten characters#and the whole crew has a lot going on. pls don’t flatten them#don’t like to see that 😔#and ik when we (usopp fans) say he has done nothing wrong it’s. all jokes? i assume#but STILL.wanted to make my point#letting a character kind of suck and still loving them makes them feel more like a full person and mkre three dimensional#is my point#usopp#god usopp#sniper king usopp#but i can see when a character is so hated you might not wanna give the haters even an inch#and i get it#one piece
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If you are "jokingly" calling Jared stupid and NOT doing it with affection pouring out of you, and with the deep knowledge that he is anything but . . . Get out of my face.
#Much like there are “jokes” about Sam that there's only a select few people I would ever trust to make#oh you want to call him stupid? tell me his SAT score and three of his extracurricular achievements lol
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buggy we can't take you anywhere, c'mon. pull it together, this is an underworld business meeting.
#last part is 10000000% meant to read like m/rvel movie type joke#cause crossguild is basically evil av/ngers to me .#random ass selection of people combine into the worlds funniest group imaginable#why are *those* three running this whole operation. whatever#i mean NEOMADS is... NEOMADS.#so there is that. but they're really terrible high school situationship#okay anyway tag time#my art#one piece#crossguild#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#buggy the clown#vinsmoke judge#caesar clown#gassmoke#yeah. sure whatever its definitely them#this is the joke i've had in my head this ENTIRE time about calling them a tax benefit marriage#the vision i always had was calling it tax benefit while having it just be worse than that. somehow#terrible diversity win the worst people to ever walk this god damn planet are bisexual. whatever#only one of them is out as bi. and the other one is just absolutely obsessed and clingy#but refuses to admit hes bisexual.#i want you to guess which is which#i should draw more crossguild i do really like them#i mean legitimately fond of them#i love buggy and mihawk. crocodile. Hes Okay But Only By Association because otherwise id hate him. a lot#the polycule marriage there would be worse but its funny conceptually that.#OF COURSE THOSE TWO DON'T CARE !!! THEY WERE IN THEIR OWN TERRIBLE EVIL POLYCULE BROTHER.#if queen ever joins NEOMADS (getting on my knees praying) THEN WE GET THEIR TERRIBLE MARRIAGE POLYCULE.#AND IT SWEEPS CROSSGUILD 10000P% PERCENT !!!!
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I feel like there's a trend on both here and Bluesky where it increasingly feels like people have an inability to detect, like, humor
every time something is exaggerated for comedy, every time someone is clearly doing a bit, or even whenever someone asks a rhetorical question for not even comedic effect but for any effect at all, it's just scores and scores of people pointing out OP can't have possibly been doing [exaggerated reaction] bc it's unrealistic or unreasonable or earnestly answering the question or offering help or something
it genuinely feels like everything is being taken completely at face value these days, and you can't do bits or comedic hyperbole anymore simply because an increasing number of people don't grasp that you're telling a joke at all
#not to get serious about it but I do worry about the “taking every statement as face value unadorned truth” as a grim symptom of like#decreasing reading comprehension and media literacy and critical thinking#(yes all three at the same time)#which is a very serious takeaway from “it feels increasingly like people can't detect a joke is being told” but also
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...Why is the only thing that can ever get me to pay attention to real music culture fake bands.
#kpop demon hunters#zombieland saga#k/da#huntr/x#franchouchou#THIS HAS HAPPENED THREE TIMES NOW-#THREE TIMES I'VE ENDED UP KNEE DEEP IN RESEARCH OF THE TERMS STAN TWITTER USES FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURATE FANFICS-#I'M NOT EVEN ON TWITTER--#Seriously though jokes aside it's a little frustrating#Cause it's sorta. I love the fan atmosphere but it feels weird and invasive when it's about real people.#So all of my biases have like#Four songs and literal years between appearances-
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