#josh/daniel

[adimouze]

daniel ricciardo being a boyfriend to —

scotty james —

jett lawrence —

josh allen —

whatever the fuck this was with max verstappen —

[onboardsorasora]

this went way longer than it did in my head. I swear, in my head this was like 5 lines of text lmao 1144wrds

It happened on a random Thursday. They didn't plan it, Daniel never planned for things like these to happen. 

He and Josh were going over the client list for the day and Josh teased him about his ‘favourite client', Max. Just because he flirted with Max way more than he did with any other, didn't mean there was anything going on there. Daniel just liked how red Max became, and how his face scrunched. Nothing major.

“I bet he'd let you suck him off right here in the gym.” Josh challenged, eyeing Daniel like he knew he already had him.

Max probably would.

“Nah, mate. It's not like that.” Daniel hedged. It wasn't like he didn't like Max, he did. But he and Josh had been fucking around for a while now and well Daniel didn't like to give up a sure thing for uncertainty. Josh had that look in his eye that Daniel never knew if it meant that he was setting him up or if he was playing around. That was the reason why he and Josh never did more than fuck around, maybe. 

“You should. Suck him off.” Josh said, making a note on their sheet. Then pointed to the monitor that showed all the cameras in the small gym. “In the boxing room.”

“Uh..huh.” Daniel eyed him, “so you can watch?”

“Why should you have all the fun?” Josh asked innocently. Daniel shook his head with a smile, not really agreeing. But also not disagreeing. Josh let it go.

Max came in the afternoon, his times were sporadic but he always seemed to know when the gym was empty. As if he didn't want to be seen working out by anyone. Daniel didn't mind, because that meant he had Max's full attention.

He took Max to the boxing room, not because of the ‘plan’, but because someone had worked themselves into sickness in the regular weights room and Josh was cleaning that up.

Max was fun, he was snarky sometimes but he always giggled at everything Daniel said. Maybe Daniel stayed a little close in their routine today, standing close behind Max to fix his form rather than in front of him as usual. Pressing close when Max seemed to be going to failure.

He didn't mean to, but his instructions were more whispered than spoken when he was that close. He'd heard Max gasp a time or two. It was loudest when Daniel had praised him after a particularly hard set with a wild “good boy”.

He hadn't planned for it, not truly. He'd forgotten all about Josh's challenge as the morning had worn on. So when he found himself crouched in front of Max while he sat panting on a weight bench, Daniel hadn’t thought anything of it. He’d just taken the weight out of Max’s hands so he didn’t hurt himself was all. But… Max was looking everywhere except at Daniel’s face. 

And that was new. 

“Maxy, all good?” Daniel asked, resting a hand on Max’s clenched thigh.

“Of course, Daniel.” Max looked at him quickly then looked away. It was then that Daniel saw the bulge in the shorts that hadn’t been there before, the tenting. He swallowed thickly.

Daniel squeezed Max’s thigh to get his attention and licked his lips. He was already right there… why shouldn’t he?

“How about we start on recovery early today?” Daniel asked, stroking the damp hairs on Max’s leg. Max inhaled sharply, eyes blowing wide. 

“I–”

“You can say no, if you don’t want to.” Daniel was quick to offer, slowly sliding his palm upwards.

“I– I wa–” Max snapped his mouth closed and nodded quickly. Daniel didn’t hesitate, they were technically out in the open, anyone could walk in on them. 

He swallowed Max’s hard pink dick in one suck, humming at the saltiness and muskiness of him. Max slapped a hand over his mouth to strangle this moan. 

Daniel worked him over, feeling when Max’s thighs began to shake around him. He glanced up, mouthing and licking at the head of Max’s cock to see him watching him intently. Bitten pink lips were open in awe and pleasure. Daniel winked at him before licking at the vein on the underside of his cock. Max shuddered above him.

When he came, Daniel swallowed him down, not wanting to make a mess. Max sagged against the back of the bench bonelessly, as if he’d just had the best massage of his life.

Daniel pressed a hand to his own hard dick but started cleaning up the mess of dumbbells around them. He couldn’t believe he just did that. He glanced up at where he knew the camera was and turned to finish up his work.

“Daniel that was…” Max trailed off.

“Better than stretching, right?” Daniel joked and Max huffed out a laugh.

“You should– I should.” Max motioned to Daniel’s own tented shorts.

“You don’t have to.” He demurred.

“I want to, Daniel, if you don’t put your cock in my mouth right now!” Max leaned over to find the lever for the bench. Daniel scrambled to help him, he wasn’t going to turn down such a blatant offer. They managed to lower the seat of the bench as low as it could go, which turned out to be prime height for Max to mouth at Daniel’s cock without issue.

Max was less worried about noise and propriety as Daniel had been, now when he all but demanded Daniel fuck his face. 

Which he did. 

And it was glorious.

Max left the gym with a smirk and a date. Daniel finished cleaning up and went to the break room to, well, take a break.

That’s where Josh found him, leaning against the lockers.

“That looked fun.” Josh teased, folding his arms and smirking. Daniel still didn’t know if it was a tease or something else. Deciding to not actually care for a moment, he shrugged.

“It was, who knew he had such a mouth on him.” 

“Yeah, I bet you liked that. Huh” Josh stepped forward, crowding Daniel’s space.

“You sound jealous, this was your idea.” Daniel pointed out.

“Yeah well, maybe I didn’t think it through enough.” Josh grumbled.

“Well what are you gonna do about it? Lick his come out my mouth or something?” Daniel rolled his eyes at how Josh was being. 

Josh did just that, surging forward to kiss him, licking into Daniel’s mouth as if to taste Max’s taste through him. He clenched Daniel’s hips, pulling him close. Daniel didn’t complain, only moaning at the roughness.

Josh fucked him right there in the break room, spreading him out on the lunch table and pounding into him like he was trying to remind him who his fuckbuddy was. 

Daniel ended up taking an extended break while Josh took over his next client appointment.

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

[benoits-neckerchieves]

BENOIT MY BELOVED

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, has this been done yet?

[zanephillips]

Daniel Metz and Josh O'Connor Hide & Seek (2014)

[ef-1]

do it for her

[stop-that-train]

I didn't die!! I was just suffering (studying) all week I'll post again soon to make up for it

In the meantime you can look here to find more to entertain yourself

[cinelestial]

Andrew Scott has joined the cast of Netflix’s KNIVES OUT 3 titled WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY alongside Daniel Craig, Cailee Spaeny and Josh O’ Connor

[edwardslvrr]

“directed by luca guadagnino” ok i’m sat.

[man-peach-reborn]

Very Important People memedump!

[onboardsorasora]

Had an idea for the dosh AU you were writing. Maybe instead of Daniel being in F1 he’s a socialite or influencer? who has gotten into some trouble lately, just acting out and to clean up his image they pair him with the boy next door Josh.

At first josh can’t stand Daniel, just thinks he’s so stuck up, but as they spend time together he gets to know the real Daniel and starts to actually fall for him.

Sorry Bestie, I've been holding onto this one for so long lmao! I hope its ok

Josh watched as Daniel went through his unnecessarily long skincare routine. It was late. They’d just come back from the after party and Daniel insisted that he needed to get his serums on or else his eczema would flare up overnight.

At first, Josh had hated this arrangement. Patrick had winced when he told him. Explained what he and Nick had come up with the fix Daniel’s image. He’d gotten caught up in the middle of someone else’s problems and had gotten cancelled by proxy. A shitty case of wrong place wrong time that was threatening to derail his career.

They hadn’t been friends, in fact, Daniel had annoyed the shit outta him. But they’d apparently been in enough spaces at the same time that a plausible ‘how we met’ story was possible. 

Daniel had been immediately carted to New York and he’d been at all the home games, cheering just as enthusiastically with Steffon’s and other teammates' girlfriends and wives.

Daniel was low maintenance in a high maintenance way, Josh had found. Yeah he looked like he just pulled clothes out of his bag and jammed his feet into his beat up pair of vans. But those outfits were specifically selected for reasons Josh hadn’t truly figured out as yet. He just knew that there was a method to Daniel’s madness and the man had a thing for brand awareness.

His jewlery was all high end, some custom and he didn’t just do any ole kind of partnerships. Daniel was selective– even when it had seemed like he didn’t have any right to be. 

It was stuff like that that had won Josh over in the end. He was a pretty chill guy who didn’t like flying and enjoyed staying home more often than not. Daniel’s public persona seemed completely opposite to that and Josh had balked at the potential personality clash.

Daniel turned off the lights and Josh heard the short clack of his retainer case before Daniel walked into the bedroom all shower warm and tired. Josh’s sleep pants drooped down his hips, showcasing that he was freeballing for bed. Daniel climbed under the sheets and snuggled close to Josh’s side lazily. 

It had only been a few months, six tomorrow, but Josh had learned a lot in that time. About himself and Daniel. The most important of which was to maybe not judge so highly.

[yesloulou]

Daniel Ricciardo and Josh Allen for Beats: The Legend of Ricallen

[zketylers]

LUCAS REYES + Outfits

[princeoconnor]

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery teaser

[zanephillips]

LONESOME (2022) dir. Craig Boreham