#kept forgetting

[stillnotyourmusebitch]

Just a lil green guy now

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

soundwave is here

[seizethegay420]

He lost focus and wanted a consensual workplace relationship

[sheherlockholmes]

only 55,000 years old….. he should have been at the club

[cultofthorns]

2024 series of ultrakill bosses as mythological creatures and v1 as a… Big game hunter

[remynisce]

i just think it would be interesting if they met

[demico-art]

Wanted to draw some Stan fluff and more details kept piling up. Anyway, the idea here was that Ford was nerding and telling Stan about whatever he's discovered or thought of. It also looks like he's telling him a story :D A continuation <<<

[morganbritton132]

Continuing from this (starting here and here)

Hopper doesn’t want to think about Steve.

He doesn’t really want to even see the kid or his broken arm or his wide gap-tooth smile where he’s starting to lose baby teeth. Every interaction is a reminder that he’s not doing anything to stop this clear case of child neglect.

He’s failing Steve and if he’s failing a kid whose problems are so blatantly obvious, then he could fail Sarah when the problems are close to home.

So no, Hopper doesn’t say anything when he walks into Melvards and sees Steve at the check counter. He nods to Joyce and continues on.

He’s got a list from his wife and that’s all he’s here for.

Sure, he noticed that on the check out counter is a tube of toothpaste, a box of cereal, and a pint of milk. Sure, he clocked Steve with his chin resting on the counter, pushing coins across it to Joyce and asking, “How ‘bout now?”

That’s just good observation. He’s a cop. It’s his job.

“That brings you to $2.54,” Joyce tells him. “You need 1 dollar and 0.32 cents more.”

Hopper is not listening to Steve sigh. He’s not standing next to a shelf of sunscreen watching Steve push the toothpaste to the side like, “I don’t need to brush my teeth. Is it enough now?”

“How about this,” Joyce whispers, leaning on the counter like they’re going to share a secret. Hopper is sure she’s crinkling her nose when she pushes the money back over to him, “How about you take all your quarters and I let you take your cereal, and your milk, and your toothpaste.”

Whereas he can’t see Joyce’s face, he can see the instant suspicion on Steve’s face when he steps back from the counter, “That’s stealing.”

“Yeah, silly, if you steal it. You’re not doing that,” Joyce concedes. “I’m letting you have this stuff.”

“I don’t think you’re allowed to do that, Miss Joyce. You’ll get in trouble.”

“Well, how about a trade?”

“Like a Quick Pro Skrull?”

“Sure,” Joyce says easily. “I will trade you $2.54, one box of cereal, one pint of milk, and a tube of bubblegum-flavored toothpaste….if you let me sign your cast.”

Steve’s voice is soft, considerate the way kids aren’t supposed to be when he says, “Miss Joyce, that’s not a fair trade.”

“It’s the only thing I want, baby.”

“Fine,” Steve agrees, laying his casted arm on the counter. “I get my allowance in two days and I’m going to buy you a flower.”

“That sounds lovely, sweetheart.”

Hopper leaves the sunscreen- it’s not even on his list - and goes to the canned goods in the next aisle. While there, he has a better view of Joyce writing her name on Steve’s cast.

“You know, Steve,” She tells him. “I’m going to put my phone number right here because I have little boy about your age. His name is Jonathan.”

“I know Jonathan from school.”

“That’s good! Maybe some time you two can play together.”

“Oh, no thanks, Miss Joyce,” Steve shakes his head sadly. “My dad says you’re poor an’ I’m not allowed to play with poor people ‘cause poor people are lazy and don’t work hard even though you have a job…”

Steve pauses like he’s contemplating that before continuing, “And Tyler - that’s Tommy’s big brother. Tommy is my best friend and I wish I lived at his house - he says that sometimes people are so poor that they can’t a’ford food and they eat babies. He says that happened in Ireland and he would know too ‘cause his great-great-great-ate grandpa is from there.”

“I’m not a baby,” He tells her seriously, “But my Nonna says I’m a sweet boy and one time I was playing with a kid from the trailer park and he bit me.”

He tells her, “I don’t wanna be eaten.”

Joyce blinks at him.

Hopper blinks too where he’s listening in.

Steve doesn’t blink at all but instead gathers up his stuff. He gives her a big smile and says, “Thanks, Miss Joyce. I love you. Bye.”

Then he’s gone.

The store is empty except for Hopper in the baby food aisle and Joyce at the counter. She asks aloud, “Did I just get accused of cannibalism?”

Hopper has never laughed harder.

[mr--spock]

absolute pure sunshine 🌻 (insta | tiktok | timelapse here! | commissions/prints)

[goosologist]

(How weird! To be noticed, and known!)

[bugstung]

Doodle

[roosinii]

Me: RWBY’s writers took the show in a direction you didn’t like, that doesn’t make the show bad

RWBYCritics Mods: Banned

[taurus-spacecraft]

garashir art i did a few weeks ago or so bc i love them

[cinnibelle]

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔲𝔭𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔲𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡.

𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖒𝖊, 𝖞𝖊𝖘?

@elriel-month

[gieoki]

your favourite midwest prin— i mean NORTHEAST DAUGHTER

[veearrifarrariboom]

He found his toy!! How joyous!

…ohhh someone feels a lil guilty…