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god tywin lannister deserved worse
just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross
but rip tommen and myrcella we all know whatâs about to happen in the next book :/
the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it
(i got a bit crazy in the tags đ)
#rest in peace elia and rhaenys#iâm one of those crazy ppl who thinks jaqen hâghar is aegon đ#literally lost the teeny tiny amount of credibility i had#anyways i think doranâs in on it and i think rhaegar switched out asharas child for aegon paralleling the baby swap jon does#the pact made in braavos about viserys and dany marriages is a half truth half lie#and arianne being sent to faegon is simply doran testing his heir. if she messes up then whoeverâs spying for doran will correct her#gerold dayne knows too much thatâs why doran thinks heâs too dangerous#but this would make the dornish plot sooooo much more interesting and would show that no doran hasnât been doing nothing#it would also automatically make the daynes more important#jaqen (aegon) was in kings landing to kill robert but got caught by varys. syrio was sent to find him. ned cleared out the black cells tho#saving aegon in the process. fun how weâre actually introduced to this character through lyanna starks mini me arya#aegon was able to kill robert with a boar tho so mission accomplished.#now heâs in old town trying to hatch his dragon egg. the stone beast taking flight in danys vision is aegon being symbolically depictedâŠ#..as a spinx#iâm crazy delusional. but ppl who think faegon is actually aegon are even more delusional than me#plus the real aegon being alive fulfills the suns son part of quaithes warnings#i like this theory bc it makes the dorne plot more interesting and it explains whatever is going on with jaqen hâghar cause he is sus#yes yes i know iâm delusional đ i just think itâd be a very interesting twist#kinda hoping no one sees this post at this point bc i know no one will take this theory well lol#i do think this theory can be supported by the text tho#and cerseis throw away line about ned stealing asharas baby would suddenly become peak foreshadowing#barristan comparign dany to ashara would also be peak foreshadowing bc ashara would take the place of gilly in this parallel and she was dis#dishonored by someone at harrenhall. likely aerys and then she turned to a stark probably brandon for comfort#tbh i think it was ashara who lied to brandon about what happened to lyanna. perhaps she was trying to mess with brandonâs wedding and#was trying to get back at rhaegar for humiliating elia at the tourney. i highly doubt it was baelish who lied to brandon cause brandon#has little reason to believe him and no reason to trust him. ashara tho? arthur daynes sister and elias lady in waiting? also his lover?#anyways varys the spider potentially stealing aegon away (if he did take a child it was the false aegon) is there to parallel the others#who ride ice spiders taking crasters sons. tbh i think it was aegon who decided he wanted to train as a faceless man so he could get revenge#on his own terms. and the sea lord of braavos at the time was in on it and helped aegon with his plans#the unveiling coming up is going to be a lot more important than arya just reclaiming her identity. yes im delusional lmao. rant over
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King of Prism live!!!!!!! :D Thanks @pretty-idol-hell and @kiracchu for being Louis and Yukinojo! This was really fun; we should do this again sometime :p
#idol land pripara#hero plays idol land#king of prism#my beloved#I MESSED UP THE SONG TAKING PHOTOS IGNORE LOL
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nah Won brought the guest that the doorman had been wanting to see again to the 100th anniversary dinner and now he's trying to make me f*cking cry how dare he
edit: HE BROUGHT THE DOORMAN TOO HIS NAME IS KIM BONG SIK I'M OFFICIALLY CRYING
#tv: king the land#king the land#lee junho#junho 2pm#kdrama#local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#i am a mess a wreck sobbing into my hands trying to see the screen etc etc#shut up and get this show away from me it's not good for my health
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I know Soleil and Luna but Terminokratia đ
May I know what kingdom (â ââ áŽâ ââ âżâ ) is ?
As each continent is based around a small collection of countries I loosely based their fashion/culture off of in a way, Soleil is mostly Russian/Middle Eastern inspired (preferably the more islamic/Muslim occupied regions). Lune is France mixed in with three specific Asian countries-- Japan, China and Korea. Terminokratia is what you call a very independent but structurally, or rather economically, compromised continent, as it stands under neither of the kings of Soleil and Lune; a primarily diplomatic land if you must. It's based around the English/British occupied areas and America.
#kingdomverse#undertale#imbalancetale#undertale writing#writing#ask blog#ask#lore#infodump#In a way Terminokratia is the ONLY land under no influence of the kings of Soleil and Lune#It stands as its own republic. From what I remember about my notes is that Terminokatia is a blend of some words meaning#'Independent' and 'Republic'#so yeah#doesnt mean it isnt a mess though#between the three continents Terminokratia is the least managed and chaotic#so theres that
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National Mason Jar Day Â
National Mason Jar Dayâcreated by Misty Campbell-Olbert, the founder of Unboxing the Bizarreâcelebrates the jar used for canning and countless other purposes, and takes place on the anniversary of the day John Landis Mason patented it in 1858. It seems that the importance of the patent and its date was known early on, as Mason jars were embossed with that information well into the 20th century.
Prior to the invention of the Mason jar, and even after its invention to some extent, glass jars were often sealed with waxâa type of sealant that was many times faulty. The Mason jar was an improvement because of the airtight function of its screw-on-lid. These lids consist of a metal band or ring, which holds down a tin-plated steel disc. A rubber gasket also helps with the sealing process. After jars are filled with food, they are sterilized in boiling water or by steam, and as they cool, a vacuum is created, sealing the jar. The effectiveness of the Mason jar helped to revolutionize home canning.
After 20 years, Masonâs patent expired, and many other companies began producing the jars. The Ball brothers, Hero Fruit Jar Company, and Consolidated Fruit Jar Company all got into the gameâbut the Ball jar ended up being the most popular brand of the Mason jar with American consumers. Between 1910 and 1915, âbeadâ jars were introduced. These jars had a âbeadâ ledge below the lidâs threads, which made the sealing of the jars even tighter and more effective. About this time Ball introduced the Ball Perfect Mason jar, which had the bead design, and became one of the most popular Mason jars of the 20th century. Jarden Home Brands now makes Ball jars, as well as another popular Mason jar brandâKerr. Still another popular brand of Mason jars is Golden Harvest. In 1875, Charles de Quillfeldt invented a new wire-bail closure for jars, which became known as a lightning closure; thus the jars became known as lightning jars. Henry Putnam improved on Quillfeldtâs design in 1882 with a patent. These represent a whole other way of sealing Mason jars besides the screw-on-lid method. Although there is no longer a Mason jar brand, the name Mason jar is used generically to describe all types of jars that carry a design similar to the original.
The most important use of the Mason jar has been in the canning and preservation of food. Almost every food and vegetable has been pickled, and jams and salsas have been preserved. Mason jars have been particularly useful for this function in areas where there are short growing seasons and the need for food during the winter. There are many other uses for Mason jars. They can be used as vases for flowers or to hold other things, and can be used as drinking glasses. They also have become collectorâs items.
Not long after their invention, Mason jars were supplanted by tin cans and plastic containers in commercial packaging, but did continue to be used at home. A further decline in the manufacturing of the jars came to be as interest in home canning tapered off in the decades immediately following World War IIâat this time more people were also moving to cities, refrigeration improved, and the transportation of vegetables became easier. But, there was some resurgence of canning in the 1960âs and 1970âs because of the back-to-the-land movement, which was in reaction to the post-war consumerist culture. Today there is once again an increased interest in Mason jars. With the awareness of the economic and environmental costs of the cross country transportation of foods, locally grown foods have become a focus, and canning has been an extension of that. Mason jars have also become more popular for another reasonâbecause some see them as being trendy. They are now found holding fancy cocktails at upscale bars, and have even been used to hold Slurpees at 7-Eleven.
How to Observe
Celebrate the day by using Mason jars! The best way to use them may be to do some canning. Although it may not be peak canning season, you still should be able to find something to can, and there are many canning recipes available online to try. Maybe you can even find a canning recipe in an old family cookbook that dates back to the days when canning was at its peak! Are you looking for something new to collect? Maybe you can use this day to get started on becoming a Mason jar collector. You could also use a Mason jar as a vase, or as a holding implement for pens and pencils. The possibilities for Mason jar ideas are limitless. If nothing else, use a Mason jar as a drinking glass for the day.
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you know what's funny? all the Justice Leage|DC x Danny Phantom crossover fics, that start with or otherwise include the premise of the Justice League (often led by Justice League Dark, and John Constantine in particular) summoning the new Ghost King to ascertain his threat status.
like. there's something very human about that. believing that, because you have named yourselves the defenders of your world, that you have any authority to demand answers of interdimensional royalty -- of anyone, really. the Green Lanterns, sure, they're quite literally a universal force and are such recognized. but only thru the lands that agree to that or are included in a sector that is under any Lantern Corps jurisdiction.
the Infinite Realms are under no one's jurisdiction but their own, so the thought of the justice league demanding answers from them is akin to a random child coming up to you in the airport and demanding you give them something. like, I'll entertain this conversation cause you're adorable but also, you have no power here, child. where is your adult?
and, from what I've seen, no one can get Constantine to do what he doesn't want or need to do. not even Batman, who is just a man.
so he'd love to be holed up in the House of Mysteries, leaving the capes to mess around and find out. but then that would make it his responsibility, so he's there to oversee the summoning and step in if neeeded, but personally has no desire to add another curse to his coat.
anywho, I'm just imagining the Justice League summoning Ghost King Danny and demanding answers and, like any teenager who knows he'll have no repercussions for doing so, he tells them to fuck off (imagine, if you will, the same joy you feel when your parents say that you're allowed to go against the rules in school because the rules are arbitrary and self-serving at best and harmful at worst, and you won't get in trouble for it even if you get detention/suspended at school)
and they're all aghast cause, what? who do you think you're talking to? and Danny's all, no, who do you think you're talking to? I am the King of the Infinite Realms, Protector of Amity Park, Keeper of the Stars, *insert all his other random titles a la Thor and Loki stalling*, and you do not make demands of me, mortal. then he just dips, cause really? a tiny lil containment circle? ha!
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sake and sass â ryomen sukuna x f!reader


a/n: was imagining drunk sukuna so now he is here and we have made him drink enough for three elephants so yes he is drunk drunk and you kinda take advantage of that to boss him around cuz why not

sukuna rarely drinks. not because he dislikes it, but because it takes an absurd amount of alcohol to even faze him. tonight, though? tonight, heâs hit that threshold.
the room reeks of sake, and sukunaâs massive frame is sprawled across the cushions like a spoiled tyrantârobe disheveled, crimson eyes slightly hazy.
the usually indomitable king of curses looks dangerously close to tipping over.
âyouâre drunk,â you state bluntly, arms crossed as you observe the man you call your husband.
he scoffs, waving a sake bottle with an air of arrogance that doesnât quite land. ânonsense. I donât get drunk.â
âyou donât?â you reply, deadpan. âso why are you swaying like a tree in a storm?â
he sits up straighterâor tries to, at least.
one of his four hands gestures vaguely in your direction, the movement wobbly but pointed. âwatch your tongue, woman. youâve grown far too bold for your own good.â
you sigh, stepping closer despite his poorly disguised glare. âsukuna, youâre making a fool of yourself. just lie down before you hurt yourself.â
âhurt myself?â
he lets out a bark of laughter, though itâs slurred at the edges. âthe great sukuna doesnâtââ he pauses, narrowing his eyes in a glare. âwait, did you just call me a fool?â
âI did,â you reply matter-of-factly, reaching for the bottle in his hand. âand youâre proving me right by the second.â
he jerks the bottle away, a scowl pulling at his lips. âtouch it, and Iâll crush your fingers.â
âlike you could even aim right now,â you retort, snatching the bottle before he can react.
his eyes narrow dangerously, but instead of retaliating, he slumps back against the wall, arms crossing over his broad chest. âyouâre insufferable,â he mutters.
âand youâre impossible,â you counter, setting the bottle far out of his reach.
his gaze follows you as you move, sharp despite the alcohol dulling his senses.
âyou think youâre so clever, donât you?â he growls. âalways strutting around. that smug little grin of yoursâIâd rip it off if it didnâtâŠâ he trails off.
âif it didnât what?â you prompt, leaning closer with an amused grin.
his brows knit together, and he glares at you like itâs your fault the words are spilling out.
ânone of your damn business,â he snaps, voice low and heated. âalways grinning, always back-talking. youâre insufferable. insolent. infuriating.â
âand yet here you are, married to me,â you quip, unable to resist teasing him.
âbecause no one else could survive you,â he bites back.
you blink, momentarily caught off guard. âis that your way of saying you like me?â
âdonât flatter yourself,â he grumbles, his ears turning an unmistakable shade of pink which you honestly canât tell if itâs embarrassment or just the alcohol.
you laugh softly, crouching beside him with a damp cloth. âyouâre a real romantic, sukuna.â
âshut up,â he snaps, but he doesnât pull away when you press the cloth to his face, wiping away the traces of spilled sake.
youâre careful not to press too hard as you wipe his face, trying to clean up the mess heâs made of himself without provoking his drunken temper.
but it seems sukuna has no plans of cooperating tonight.
as soon as you pull the cloth away, one of his hands shoots out to grab your wrist. his crimson eyes, though hazy, are filled with devilishness.
âenough with the fussing,â he growls, tugging you closer. âyouâve done your part. now, take that robe off.â
you blink at him, utterly unimpressed. âoh, absolutely not.â
âyou dare to deny me?â he snaps, his voice dipping into something far too commanding for a man who can barely sit upright.
âI dare,â you reply, pulling your wrist free. ânow sit still, or Iâll tie you down.â
he glares at you, two of his hands fumbling to tug at the collar of your robe. âyou wretched, stubborn woman,â he snarls, his movements clumsy.
âalways thinking youâre above the restâthinking you can deny me. I could level cities, but you think you can boss me around?â
âI donât think; I know,â you reply flatly, dodging his clumsy attempts to grab at your robe. ânow, go to bed.â
âbed?â he scoffs, attempting to rise to his full height, only to stumble back onto the cushions.
âI donât need a bed. I need my wife, right here, shutting that sharp little mouth for once.â
âyou need water and sleep,â you deadpan, retrieving a fresh cup of water from the tray nearby. you thrust it into his hand, ignoring the glare he shoots your way. âdrink.â
he sniffs the cup like a suspicious child, frowning. âthis isnât sake.â
âbrilliant observation,â you reply dryly. âdrink it anyway.â
his crimson gaze narrows on you, clearly debating whether defiance is worth the effort.
with a low growl, he downs the water in one gulp before tossing the cup aside dramatically. âthere. satisfied?â he mutters.
ânot even remotely,â you reply, grabbing his arm and pulling. âup. youâre going to bed.â
to your surprise, he lets you tug him halfway to his feet before deciding heâs had enough of listening.
one of his lower arms snakes around your waist, pulling you flush against him. his breath is warm against your neck, and his grin is downright wicked.
âyouâre always like this,â he mutters, his lips brushing dangerously close to your ear. âimpossible. insolent. arrogant. bossing everyone around.â
âsomeone has to, considering how youâre acting right now,â you reply, jabbing a finger into his chest.
âand smug,â he growls, his voice dipping into something darker.
âalways grinning at me like youâve bested me somehow. do you think youâre clever, woman? that youâre better than me?â
âright now? yes,â you reply, yanking the hem of his robe to cover more of his chest.
he catches your wrist again, his grip firm but not painful.
âyouâre not better than me,â he hisses, though his voice is softer now, almost petulant. âyouâre just...impossible. and clever. andâdamn itâtoo damned beautiful for your own good.â
you freeze for a moment, caught off-guard by the unexpected admission.
âdonât look at me like that,â he snaps, his glare returning in full force. âyour face is annoying enough without adding that stupid look to it. itâs maddening.â
ânoted,â you say with a small smile, gently prying his hand off your wrist. ânow lie down before you embarrass yourself further.â
he doesnât move, his gaze locking onto yours.
âyouâre unbearable,â he declares, voice rising in irritation. âalways acting like youâre untouchable. damned arrogance and a damned grin.â
âmmhm,â you reply nonchalantly, guiding him to lie down. âand yet you keep me around.â
âbecause I have no choice,â he retorts right away, though thereâs no heat behind the words.
âyouâre mine. mine to deal with. mine to hate. mine toâŠâ he grits his teeth, his gaze averting. âmine to keep, damn it.â
you blink.
âdonât get the wrong idea,â he adds quickly, his voice sharper now.
âIâm not saying I enjoy your insufferable company. but Iâd rip apart anyone who thought they could take you from me.â
âsweet dreams to you, too,â you reply, tucking the covers around him as he finally starts to drift off.
âinsolent woman,â he mutters one last time before his breathing evens out, the alcohol finally pulling him under.

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It was a little difficult to get Sylus to try out aphrodisiac chocolates since his palette was a little hard to please. But there wasn't anything in the world that the man wouldn't do for you. And maybe it was a tiny mistake on your behalf.
Maybe not so tiny with all his inches hammering into you.
The substance in the dessert had you equally flushed and made your desire to devour him although more intense. Watching the way brows were furrowed in focus, body glistening in sweat made you clench around his cock, making him pump out some more of his thick cum into the already sloppy mess of your swollen and battered little pussy. The sound of his moans and grunts was enough to get you going again.
You took your might, placing your hand onto his pelvis to make him stop while holding a wanton look in your eyes. It never took a second calling for Sylus to take a no, being the king of consent he wasâbut that also meant you bringing out the unexpected.
Taking advantage of the momentary softness of his eyes, you pushed him back, straddling him so you were on top. You were too hungry to act tamed.
"And to think I went too far with you... I'd have to admit it was a mistake to underestimate you once." Sylus gropped the plush of your ass, holding it firm to give it a shake, before landing a playful smack to which you giggled, a soft seductive hum escaped your lips as you parted your legs apart on top of him. Tantalizingly, you spread your lips, never breaking your gaze into his face that was fixated on your pussy, his eyes hazy and jaw slack as he watched his seed drip out of you beautifully.
"I think I need more.." you speak in almost a whisper, grabbing his cock by the base to tap his tip onto your glistening cunt.
"Fuck..kitten, take all of it, milk me dry..I don't care."
And so you did.
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i am weak for shy and nervous eddie munson who fumbles when around his crush. imagine him pining over this girl who heâs never even talked to, (maybe they have different social circles) and he just sees her around with her friends and he is smitten and then one day they accidentally bump into each other and sheâs like âyouâre eddie right?â and you know heâd be so flustered.
pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader word count: 2.2k
content warnings: lovesick eddie, pining, a little self-deprecation and self-doubt, mostly cheese and fluff, adult language - wildly unedited, oops.

âI hate this fucking school.â
The group exchange knowing glances as Eddie sits at the table with a grumble. His lunch tray lands with a low crash, nearly colliding with Garethâs juicebox and therefore spilling its contents all over. A huff and quick reflexes on Jeffâs part save the group from catastrophe, more importantly, save the homework the boy had yet to finish ahead of next period.Â
Eddie however, doesnât notice the mess he has almost created. Frankly, heâs not paying attention. Even when Gareth tells him to, âWatch it, dude.â. The metal-head flicks his hand to say heâs sorry for whatever it is that his friends are chastising him for, but his eyes are fixed ahead, on the sole reason heâs in such a grumpy mood.
You.
Or rather Steve the dick Harrington, whoâs got his arm draped shamelessly around your shoulders, as if he wasnât just publicly humiliating Nancy Wheeler â since up until mere twenty-four hours ago, Hawkins High thought the blue-eyed girl was the Kingâs girlfriend, not you.
Eddieâs miserable. When did this happen? How did this even happen?
Last night, Steve and Nancy were all over each other. Eddie knows this to be fact since he saw them together at that party he wasnât invited to as a guest, but to work because the popular kids always need a fix and he needs to make a living if heâs ever going to leave this shithole town. Anyway, thatâs when Eddie saw the âitâ couple and yet, now Nancy is nowhere to be seen and youâre snuggling into Harrington.
âI hate this fucking school,â Eddie repeats, sticking his fork into todayâs cafeteria lunch. âEveryone is so two-faced and fake. No one has any integrity.â
The guys donât need to follow his line of sight because they know very well who and what the metal-head is talking about.
âMaybe if you just talked to her, then you wouldnât be so miserable today.â Jeff notes without looking up from his homework. âPlus, I overheard Charmaine tell Julie that Harrington is continuing to hold a candle for Nancy. This thing over there, that youâre obsessing over, is just friends being friends.â
âDoesnât look like just friends to me,â Eddie grumbles, then looks at Jeff. âAnd I tried talking to her. Itâs just, every time I do, my mind goes blank.â
Gareth rolls his eyes. âDude, sheâs not some superbeing. Sheâs a girl from our school. Youâve got no problem talking to other girls?â
Eddie doesnât say anything because how does he go about explaining to his friends that to him, youâre more than a girl from school. Itâs embarrassing enough how heâs never talked to you and yet, you occupy his entire mind and soul. The guys think itâs just another crush. Eddie knows itâs not. He canât tell them though because theyâll laugh him out of it. Eddie the freak Munson is very much pining after a girl who doesnât know he exists. Pathetic.
So, as any respectable guy in his situation would, Eddie continues to wallow in his own self-pity.Â
He stares at you throughout the remainder of the lunch break, narrowly avoiding your gaze here and there by simply looking away. His downcast humour continues throughout the rest of the day. Since he doesnât often engage in class anyway, the teachers pay him no mind. Although, their reasons are different: a quiet Eddie Munson is better than one who causes various disturbances. After the final bell ring, he hurries out of the building and blares music the entire drive home, to fizz out his thoughts.
Called into work. Hereâs some cash. Go to the diner.Â
Wayne
Eddie sighs. The one thing he was hoping for were his uncle's words of wisdom, although it seems that will also have to wait. Eddie slides the note into the pocket of his denim jeans and he is out the door again.
The diner is about thirty minutes away from the trailer, by foot. The metal-head decided to walk it anyway, hoping the fresh air would knock some sense into him because heâs got no business feeling this emotionally shattered.Â
Maybe if he wasnât such a bitch boy around you, things would be different. Unfortunately, for some reason, ever since he first laid eyes on you, Eddieâs default is shy.
Okay, maybe you and Harrington are a thing now, so what? Eddieâs got no claim on you, unspoken or otherwise. You can date whoever, even if itâs Steve the asshole. Itâs also not like you and Nancy are friends. Everyone at school knows you two run in different circles, meaning no girl-code is being broken. There is also the possibility of what Jeff overheard from Charmaine and Julie being true: you and Harrington are nothing but friends. Very friendly friends. Touchy, feely. And Eddie would have noticed earlier if it were simply the case of friendship, therefore, he concludes that you are in fact dating Steve the douche Harrington and he somehow has to come to terms with it.
Eddie pushes the door open and makes a beeline for an empty booth. He orders a burger with fries and a soda from the middle-aged waitress, then whips out a notebook from his backpack while he waits. The only one he carries and itâs not for any schoolwork. The numbers scribbled hastily in the margins are easily mistaken for maths, but thatâs just business. He focuses instead on the latest D&D campaign heâs working on.
For a moment, the metal-head forgets about today's events. He gets lost in the fictional world heâs creating. The made up monsters replace any harboured thoughts of you with Steve the turd, although one closely resembles Harrington's famous head of hair and he smirks, proud of himself for the immaturity. He figures if girls can write about their demons in journals, he can bring them into D&D. Bring them, then kill them.
Heâs just about finished marking a big cross over the doodle of monster Steve when a figure steps in front of the light, creating a shadow over his notebook. Eddie sighs, foot tapping underneath the table in frustration. Heâs about to make a rude remark, but when he looks up to meet the eyes of the perpetrator, heâs met with your wide gaze and naturally, he freezes.
âI like your drawings,â you say.
âUhm, t-thanks,â he fumbles.
âYouâre Eddie, right?â
All he can do is nod in response and you smile. Small and charming. Enough to make the brunetteâs head spin and pinch his leg because he canât believe this is happening. Surely, this must be a dream of some sort. He came home and passed out on the sofa. The only logical explanation for why you would be talking to him, complementing his stupid little doodles. The only logical explanation for why you know his fucking name.
âWeâve never officially met,â you begin and reach out your hand.Â
Eddie glances at it and without really thinking, he utters, âI know who you are.â
It comes out a little more mean than he intends it to, he knows because you retreat your hand as if youâve been burned. Eddieâs heart stings. Now he knows itâs real since only heâd be stupid enough to ruin a good thing before it even began. Heâs an asshole.
âSorry,â he mumbles quickly, then straightens in his seat. âDo you wanna sit? I-I have fries.â
He chews on the inside of his cheek for how incredibly pathetic that sounded; fries. You however, donât notice and youâre also kind enough not to point out how heâs stumbling about his words like a little schoolkid.
âI love french fries.â
And with that, youâre sliding into the booth, across from him.
Eddie watches in disbelief as you help yourself to his food, not just the potato side, as if the two of you have been friends a lifetime. Then, probably to confuse him even more, you start telling him about how your parents locked you out and how itâs nice to see a familiar face, while heâs sitting there in silence, taking it all in, wondering whether perhaps this was some cruel joke Harrington and his band of losers were playing on him.
He wants to ask. Save himself the embarrassment if this does end up being a prank and tomorrowâs gossip: Eddie the freak Munson thought he had a chance. You keep talking, only taking small pauses to take bites out of his food or a sip of his soda, and to Eddieâs surprise nothing happens. No one jumps out screaming, laughing, pointing at him. This is really happening and he is truly baffled.
âCan we get another burger meal and the same soda?â You order from the waitress when she comes around to check the tables and afterwards, turn to look at Eddie, smile ever present. âKinda ate most of yours.â
âItâs fine,â he manages to say.
For the first time since you sat down, itâs quiet. Now youâre the one staring at him, head tilted slightly to the one side. The smile on your face transforms into something more thoughtful, as if you were trying to read his mind â which is exactly the same thing Eddie was trying to do to you.
âSo,â you begin again, âWhat were you scribbling intently before I crashed the party?â
âJust some stuff for an afterschool thing,â Eddie answers with a shrug, voice a little shaky.
âMysterious.â
The sparkle in your eyes screams that you want to know more, but the metal-head is hesitant to share. Even though this wasnât part of some scheme by Hawkinsâ finest, it didnât mean there wasnât a different underlying reason as to why you were taking interest in him and he didnât like when people made a fool of him.
Eddie clears his throat.
âDid your parents really lock you out?â He questions.
A brow goes up, it seems you are surprised at his push back.Â
âYes,â you say matter-of-factly, then add, âThey do this sort of thing from time to time. Theyâre big hippies, so itâs not like neglect or anything. Itâs weed. They donât want me home when theyâre high because they think it would make me undermine their authority.â
Eddie smirks and you tell him itâs not funny, but he canât help the chuckle leave his throat. When you throw a fry at him across the table, smiling wide, heâs no longer feeling the nervous bubble. In fact, heâs suddenly quite relaxed.
âIâm sorry that Iâm a good daughter. Next time Iâll be sure to pick a less judgemental tableâ you say dramatically, although the grin doesnât leave your features.
The brunette lifts his hands in front of his chest in a defence motion.
âNo judgement here. My social status requires me to second guess reasons people have for talking to me. I had to make sure your boyfriend wasnât going to jump me the second we stepped outside.â
âBoyfriend?â You seem genuinely taken aback by the assumption.
âHarrington,â he clarifies, although heâs not sure why he should be.
Until you laugh. Itâs soft and tender, but itâs a laugh nonetheless.
âSteveâs not my boyfriend,â you state in between giggles, âHeâs madly in love with Wheeler. God, does the whole school think weâre dating? Heâs gonna hate that. Poor Nancy.â
Eddie blinks. Seems Julieâs information was correct, but it still doesnât explain the closeness and the banter the entire cafeteria was witness to. He feels weird for letting this bother him so much and even though he usually has difficulties keeping his big mouth shut, he doesnât want you thinking heâs some sort of pervert, so he doesn't say anything, simply bops his head.
Although, his silence doesnât seem to deter you.
âI noticed you staring,â you admit, half a decibel lower.Â
A fresh burger and fries land on the table, followed by a large Coca-Cola. The waitress mutters something along the lines of enjoy, then walks away to tend to another table.
Eddie doesnât know what to do next: admit or deny. Heâd rather go back to fifteen minutes ago when you were eating his food and he wasnât talking. Therefore, he slides the burger closer to himself and in one swift motion, lifts it to his lips, taking a bite too big for his mouth. He doesnât care what he looks like at the moment, he just needs to keep himself quiet before saying something else heâs going to regret.
Across the table, youâre all smiley again.
âDo you think, when youâre done eating, you could walk me home?â You ask, offering him a napkin.Â
As he nods, he reaches for the paper cloth and his fingers brush yours delicately. Thereâs a zap of electricity, but if you feel it, you donât react. Eddieâs continuing with the shyness, so he looks down at the burger in his hand and pretends nothing happened to him either.
Itâs not until you lean over the table, index finger stretched and inching forward to touch his face, wiping leftover ketchup from the corner of his mouth, that the metal-head thinks maybe, just maybe, you feel some type of way about him too because thatâs not what a person does for someone they only officially met minutes before.
Afterwards, you say, âIâll tell you all about how Iâve been watching you too.â, and Eddie nearly chokes on his food.

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My favorite Kingdom Hearts fact is that one of the biggest plot-holes that Nomura has never been able to meaningfully retcon or write his way out, a plot-hole so big that it fundamentally breaks the very rules the series is written on...
Is the existence of Steamboat Willie
Let me explain for the uninitiated:
In Kingdom Hearts 2, thereâs a small detour in the story involving Maleficent trying to invade Disney Castle, the home of King Mickey. She canât step foot in the castle due to an artefact of pure light that wards off darkness locked in the basement.
Pete, who is working for Maleficent, opens a door into the past (Before Disney Castle, this land was known as Timeless River) and decides to remove the artifact from itâs place in time so it wonât be there to stop them from getting in.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy chase Pete into the past thanks to another magic door provided by Merlin, and through some shenanigans involving old cartoons and teaming up with Peteâs past-self, they lock the door the villains are using, and return the artefact to itâs proper place so it can exist in the present.
You with me so far? Pretty straightforward-ish time-travel plot right?
Hereâs where it goes off the rails.
Time travel would go on to become a staple of Kingdom Hearts going forward and would come with a very strict set of rules over how it operates:
1. You can only travel to a point in time where a version of yourself exists
2. You basically give up your body to do so, and travel as a disembodied soul unless you have a vessel to inhabit
3. You canât alter the past in a meaningful way, whatâs going to happen will happen
4. You lose your memories of said trip once you return, but your actions could leave a lingering instinct on your other self that could influence their decisions
âWaitâ you may be thinking âWhy should anyone go through all those hoops? Wasnât time travel super simple that first time?â
And youâd be totally right, because the existence of Timeless River completely renders all of these rules and restrictions meaningless.Â
There is no version of Sora that existed in Timeless River before he step foot there, everyone kept their bodies, the trio and Pete were able to mess with the timeline as freely as they pleased, and they all very much remember their trip.Â
Nomura has never been able to meaningfully explain this super simple, easy way of time travel and the more convoluted method co-existing other than a cheap-throwaway line from one of the villains saying that Merlin âbroke the rulesâÂ
The hilarious part about this line is that it implies that PETE of all characters is actually more powerful than the actual villain of the series, because Pete opened a door into Timeless River through sheer willpower and nostalgia for âthe good old daysâ
But the all-knowing chess-master of a villain who had an evil plan several decades in the making with countless moving parts and contingencies to account for had to use the roundabout, more complicated method of time travel where a lot could go wrong.
Pete though? Dude just casually broke all the rules of time travel because he felt like it. He's just built different.
TL;DR: Steamboat Willie breaks Kingdom Hearts lore in half, Pete is more powerful than Master Xehanort, and I fucking love this beautiful trainwreck of a series you guys it means so much to me
I love Kingdom hearts so much.
#Kingdom Hearts#Pete#Xehanort#Merlin#Steamboat Willie#Timeless River#Kingdom Hearts 2#Kingdom Hearts II#Donald Duck#Goofy#Sora#Disney Castle#Maleficent#Time Travel#Kingdom Hearts 3#Kingdom Hearts III#Keyblade#Disney#Mickey Mouse#King Mickey
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" THE KING'S OBSESSION "

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đ đđđđđđđ đđđđ â a ruthless ruler who commands loyalty from all, yet becomes a desperate, obsessive mess when it comes to you, willing to destroy kingdoms just to keep you by his side . . .
đ Trigger Warnings: Obsession, power imbalance, emotional. manipulation, implied captivity, and threats of violence.
You kept your head down, your hands trembling as you scrubbed the grand marble floors of the royal palace. Just another nameless servant in the king's vast estate, you worked tirelessly to keep your place in a world that cared little for someone like you.
The rumors about King Adrian were whispered in hushed tones among the maids. He was ruthless, ruling with an iron fist, but his charm was undeniable. His mere presence could silence a room, his sharp green eyes piercing through even the bravest of souls.
You had only seen him from afarâuntil the day fate crossed your paths.
It happened when you were carrying a heavy vase filled with fresh flowers, your arms straining under its weight. You misstepped, the vase slipping from your grasp and crashing to the floor. The sound echoed through the grand hall, and your heart dropped into your stomach as you realized King Adrian himself had just entered.
He paused, his eyes landing on you. You froze, breath hitching as you knelt, frantically gathering the shattered pieces.
âI-Iâm so sorry, Your Majesty,â you stammered, your voice trembling as you avoided his gaze.
âLeave it,â he said, his voice low but commanding.
You stopped, your hands stilling. Slowly, you dared to glance up, meeting his piercing green eyes. His expression was unreadable, his gaze intense as it swept over you.
âWhat is your name?â he asked.
âY/n, Your Majesty,â you whispered.
A faint smile tugged at his lips. âY/n,â he repeated, as though savoring the sound of your name. âHow fitting.â
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From that day on, you felt his presence everywhere. The king would linger in the halls where you worked, his gaze burning into you. At first, you tried to dismiss it as your imagination, but the gifts began to appear.
A necklace of pearls left on your cot. A fine dress, far beyond anything a maid could afford, folded neatly on your small bed. The other servants whispered, their envy thinly veiled, but unease churned in your chest.
One evening, a royal attendant summoned you to the kingâs chambers. Your heart pounded as you stood before the massive double doors, anxiety tightening your throat.
When you stepped inside, Adrian was seated by the fireplace, a glass of wine in his hand. He looked up and smiled, motioning for you to approach.
âYouâve caught my attention, Y/n,â he said, setting the glass down. âAnd I am not a man who lets go of what he desires.â
Your breath hitched. âYour Majesty, Iâm just a maidââ
âYouâre mine,â he interrupted, his voice firm and unyielding. âFrom the moment I saw you, I knew. No one else will ever have you.â
You stepped back, fear curling in your stomach. âYour Majesty, please. I donât belong in your world.â
Adrian rose from his chair, his imposing figure towering over you. âYou belong to me,â he said, his tone soft but laced with steel. âWhether you realize it or not.â
Tears pricked your eyes, and you shook your head. âI canât⊠I canât be what you want.â
He stepped closer, cupping your cheek in his hand. His touch was deceptively gentle, but the obsession in his gaze was unmistakable. âYou already are,â he murmured, his thumb brushing your skin.
You flinched, trying to pull away, but his grip tightened. âThere is no escape from me, Y/n. You will stay by my sideâwhether as my queen or my prisoner. The choice is yours.â
Your voice cracked as you whispered, âWhy me?â
His smile darkened. âBecause youâre perfect. Because youâre mine. And I will destroy anyone who tries to take you from me.â
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he looks like he's about to have another breakdown outside of the tourist hotel after the one he already had can someone pray for my son
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How Sweet Pogue reader met Rafe!
Soft RafexSweetPogue reader
Summary: Rafe is known to hate Pogues. All of them are nuisances to him. Until one particular girl catches his eye. He asks Topper if he knows her name and only for Topper to tell him that sheâs a Pogue.
Warnings: Nothing!
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The beach party was in full swing. People were drinking, dancing, and partying their asses off. Rafe on the other hand, was busy trying to make sure Topperâs psychotic girlfriend, Ruthie, didnât start any more fights with people. She was literally insane.
âTopper. Control your girl. Sheâs being a fucking lunatic.â He bites out to Topper. Crazy ass bitch. He thinks to himself. His eyes scan the beach, making sure everything is going smoothly. Then all the sudden, his eyes land on you.
Youâre wearing a bright pink tank top, itâs spaghetti straps fighting to hold in your boobs that are threatening to spill out from you jumping around. It shows just a sliver of your tan waist, but itâs enough to make Rafe want to wrap his arms around it. Your toned legs are clad in a pair of jean shorts and beaded brackets decorate your arms.
You look so carefree, so happy. Dancing around with everyone. Your smile is stunning. It takes Rafeâs breath away in the best way possible.
Rafe turns to Topper. âHey, who is that?â He asks him. Topper tries to see who Rafe is pointing to.
âDude, thereâs about 20 people you could be pointing to right now.â Topper says sarcastically.
âHer. The girl in the pink tank top and jean shorts.â Rafe says growing impatient, even though he knows Topper had a point. Itâs a giant group of dancing teenagers and Rafe could have been pointing to any of them. But he needed to find out who this girl is.
âOh. Man thatâs Y/N. Sheâs hot but I would never mess with her. Sheâs a Pogue, the Pogue princess as many people refer to her.â Topper spits the word out with disgust. Rafeâs eyes widen.
Now he remembers. Of course he knows how the Pogue Princess is. I mean, heâs the Kook King.
Well you being a Pogue isnât going to stop him. He may hate Pogues but most of them are annoying and make stupid decisions. Heâs never even heard of you so you must be normal.
Rafe walks over to you confidently. When he wants something, he gets it. And youâre no different.
When he lightly grabbed Y/Nâs arm, she was startled and turned around to see who the culprit was.
She was even more surprised when she was met with Rafe Cameron staring down at her. Y/N along with everybody else knows that Rafe doesnât interact with Pogues unless he has to. And typically itâs in a violent way.
Rafe has never done anything bad to her before. Honestly, she doesnât get out too much anyways. Usually her dad and her are scrubbing down their little shack, and if not, sheâs out at the beach tanning and surfing.
Y/N just lives her life to the fullest. Her family is dirt poor, the only reason they have a roof over their heads is because her grandpa built her house when he was younger. But other than that, life is all about the experience for her. She tries to be kind to everybody and will never ever judge someone for what they look like, or how they are. Thatâs why many people in town refer to her as the âPogue Princessâ.
But she has no hard feelings towards Rafe unlike many other kids on the cut her age. She doesnât blame them though.
âHi.â Rafe says. He can smell her intoxicating scent. She smells so good. Like vanilla, warm and sweet. The breeze is making her scent drift right to his nose.
âHi!â She giggles and its music to ears. âDo you need something from me?â She asks him.
He lets go of her arm and runs a hand through his buzzed hair. But something caught his attention, there was no judgment, no nasty look, or condescending tone in her voice that was directed at him. Most people in town couldnât even look at him without wincing. Whether it was from fear or disgust. So naturally, Rafe was drawn to her.
âWell I just wanted to come talk to the prettiest girl on the beach.â He said with a grin stretching across his face. Y/Nâs face burned with a blush.
âYou think Iâm pretty?â She shyly asked him
âI think youâre the most gorgeous girl Iâve ever laid eyes on.â He leans down and whispers in her ear.
The red staining Y/Nâs cheeks turned to a dark crimson. Y/N has struggled with her appearance for a long time. Growing up in a town surrounded by pretty girls can mess with your head. The compliment meant a lot to her.
Rafe and Y/N shouted over the loud music, talking to each other about everything. Y/N was dancing and swaying to the music, and Rafe was trying to keep her still so her words wouldnât jumble up while she was bumping around.
After a while, Y/N got tired. She smushed her face into Rafeâs chest.
âIâm tiredddd.â She complained. Rafe wrapped his hands around her forearms and guided her to a big piece of driftwood down the beach. Now they were away from the craziness of the party.
Rafe was looking at Y/N with something in his eyes that she couldnât quite decipher.
âWhy are you looking at me like that?â Sheâs asks him.
âCan I go on a date with you?â The words fly out of his mouth before he can even register what heâs saying. Y/Nâs mouth falls open.
âWhat?â She asks.
âCan I take you out? On a date. Tomorrow.â Rafe says. Now his words are collected and put together.
Y/N teases him a little. Taking a long time to come up with an answer. Even going as far as tapping her pointer finger on her chin and making it look like sheâs thinking about it. Obviously there is only one answer.
âY/N.â Rafe mutters.
âOf course I will!â Y/N happily says, finally giving up on her teasing. A sigh of relief escapes Rafe. Like she was really going to say no.
âThank goodness. Hereâs my phone you can give me your phone number so you can send me your address.â Rafe says while fishing his phone out of his pocket and opening his contacts app.
Y/Nâs whole mood changes. More red flush adorns her cheeks, but not out of the fact that she has butterflies or is nervous, itâs out of embarrassment.
âWhatâs wrong?â Rafe asks her. He noticed her mood change.
âUmmm. I donât have a phone.â She says.
âWhy are you grounded or something?â Rafe asks her.
âNo, itâs just my parents canât afford to get me a phone.â Y/N says embarrassed.
Rafeâs eyes widen. He has never experienced a life without having some sort of electronics thrown in his face. Ward had always tried to buy his and his sisterâs love with either the newest gaming console or tablet or iPhone.
âOh. Well thatâs okay. You can just give me your address and Iâll write it down in my notes app.â Rafe says. Itâs obvious that she is uncomfortable about not having a phone, so he doesnât want to make it something it doesnât have to be.
âOkay.â Y/N says and then proceeds to tell Rafe her address. Sheâs glad he didnât make a big deal out of the situation. I mean itâs the 21st century almost every kid her age has a cell phone, especially in the Outer Banks. But unfortunately, her parents donât make enough money to be able to give her a phone. So she goes without one. The only way her friends can communicate with her, is verbally.
âIâll pick you up tomorrow, 6pm sharp. Wear something comfortable.â Rafe says and smiles.
âOkay. Iâll be readyâ Y/N beams up at him.
âCanât wait baby.â Thatâs the last thing Rafe says before walking off and disappearing into the crowd of teenagers.
What just happened? They both wonder to themselves.
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Danny meets JL members #6
[Danny hovering over the ocean as Aquaman emerges dramatically from the water]
Aquaman: Who dares disturb the King of Atlantis? Danny: [blinks] Dude, Iâm just chasing a ghost. Chill. Aquaman: The ocean is not your playground, child. Danny: [points to a glowing green ghost shark nearby] Tell that to him.
[Aquaman summons a squad of dolphins to attack the ghost shark while Danny blasts it with ectoplasm.]
Danny: Okay, not gonna lieâthat was kinda cool. Aquaman: My connection to marine life is unmatched. Danny: Yeah, but can they shoot lasers out of their eyes? [grins as the ghost shark gets trapped in a green net]
Aquaman: So⊠youâre half-ghost? How does that work? Danny: Ghost portal accident. Long story. You? Aquaman: Iâm half-Atlantean. Danny: Sweet. So weâre both part-something-else and full-time awesome.
[Aquaman on the surface, looking at Dannyâs glowing green aura.]
Aquaman: Your powersâare they connected to the sea? Danny: Nah, theyâre connected to the Ghost Zone. Totally different vibe. Aquaman: Can you breathe underwater? Danny: [phases underwater, talking perfectly normally] Yup. Perks of being dead-ish. Aquaman: Impressive. Iâll allow you passage through my domain. Danny: Wow, thanks, Your Fishiness.
[Later, Aquaman introduces Danny to a massive sea monster.]
Aquaman: This is The Kraken. Protector of the seas. Danny: [waves] Sup, big guy? The Kraken growls, glowing green like a ghost. Danny: Uh, hate to break it to you, but your Krakenâs haunted. Aquaman: WHAT?!
[Aquaman texting the Justice League group chat]
Aquaman: The ghost child just saved Atlantis from a haunted Kraken. Green Lantern: Did he actually save it, or did you mess it up first? Aquaman: He was helpful. Leave me alone. The Flash: Sounds like someone made a new friend. đ Aquaman: I will end you.
[Back on land, Danny to Sam and Tucker]
Danny: So, I met Aquaman. Heâs got a trident, commands fish, and yells a lot. Sam: Did you fight him? Danny: No, but I did help him with a haunted Kraken. Tucker: âŠMan, you have the weirdest life.
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DCxDP Persephone 2.0
(Somehow, even when I come up with an angsty scenario it turns into zany comedy hijinks. Send help.)
Cassie, Tim, Kon and Bart are hanging out, just chilling, when a glowing green minotaur pops out of nowhere and yoinks Wonder Girl into another dimension.
Obviously, Cassie is so not down with the whole kidnapping thing, so she starts beating up all the Greek mythological monsters in sight. Soon enough, Pandora pops out of the woodwork and orders everyone to stand down.
Pandora: *sigh* I ordered you to escort her here, not drag her kicking and screaming. Ugh, it's impossible to hire competent help these days. Come child, we have much to discuss.
Cassie: Uh, it's an honor to meet you ma'am, but why am I here?
Pandora: It's quite complicated I'm afraid. To make a long story short, a few years ago the tyrannical ghost king was defeated by a young ghost hero, and by right of conquest the crown passed to him. However, since he has not yet reached the age of majority a regency council was put in place until he is old enough to be formally crowned.
Cassie: What does that have to do with me?
Pandora: You see, your father, Zeus, wishes to make an alliance with this new power...
Cassie: Oh no
Pandora: ...and so he has offered your hand in marriage to the young prince, as he once did Persephone's to Hades.
Cassie: That fucking asshole!
Pandora: And the regency council has accepted on the prince's behalf.
Cassie: *cracks knuckles* So, what's your opinion on patricide?
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When Cassie meets Danny, she fully expects him to be some pompous asshole.
Danny: I am so fucking sorry!
Cassie: Huh?
Danny: *wrings hands* I'm sorry you got dragged into this mess! This was not my idea! But the council are a bunch of stuck-up jerks who think this is for the good of the realm and...
Cassie: So the wedding is off?
Danny: Well... unfortunately Clockwork is the one who floated the idea? And he only gets directly involved if it's like, end of the world kind of stuff...
Cassie: Who's Clockwork?
Danny: The Master of Time. He uh, helped me prevent a potential future where my soul got merged with that of my arch-nemesis and I miiiight have wiped out all life on Earth. But uh, that timeline is gone and you don't have to worry about it!
Cassie, muttering: Chronos?
Danny: So I think we might be stuck with each other, unless you have an idea on how to get out of this?
Cassie: Well my friends are bound to come rescue me, so...
Danny: Stall?
Cassie: Stall.
Queen Dora, popping in with a dozen handmaidens, a measuring tape and hundreds of dress and fabric samples: ~ Who's ready for a makeover? ~
Cassie: Oh gods just kill me now
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Cassie and Danny both go full Bridezilla in an effort to delay the wedding, nitpicking everything from the clothes to the flower arrangements.
Cassie: I am not wearing some poofy monstrosity to my wedding. I want a tux! If anyone's gonna wear a dress it's gonna be him.
Danny, posing in front of a mirror: What do you think, can I pull off a mermaid cut?
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Eventually, they can stall no more and the day of the wedding arrives. Zeus is there to give her away as the father of the bride. Cassie tries to stab him with the cake topper.
The wedding proceeds, they are standing in front of the Observant who is officiating. Cassie is glaring murderously at Zeus. Danny just looks resigned. Suddenly, there's a loud screech and a bang. The team has arrived to crash the party...!
...by literally crash landing the stolen Specter Speeder on top of Zeus.
*smash cut to a flashback of Tim reading the Drs Fentons' research and breaking into Fentonworks*
Tim, Kon and Bart pop out of the smoking wreckage.
Tim: We object!
Observant, outraged: On what grounds?!
Kon: Wonder Girl can't marry the ghost prince, because... because I'm marrying her!
Tim and Bart: Wait what?
Danny: Oh thank fuck *rips off his veil and dress and chucks it at the Observant* Cassie, do you want to marry Superboy?
Cassie: I do!
Danny: Then by the power vested in me by the Crown and Ring, I now pronounce you Super and Wonder. You may kiss the bride or whatever.
Cassie dip kisses Kon in front of the assembled ghost citizenry. Tim and Danny disappear into a broom closet during the wedding reception. Bart demolishes like 90% of the buffet by himself.
***
In a dark room, Clockwork is repeatedly watching Zeus get pancaked in slow motion and chuckles to himself.
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