#kk replies (and bakes!)

[likelysobbing]

ok now listen…

KK ARNOLD + ALAM MO BA GIRL 😋😋

𖥻 BECAUSE IT’S YOU. kk arnold x reader

heavily based on ALAM MO BA GIRL - hev abi.

synopsis: kk's in a closet despite being out already, and she thinks about three things: her, you, and her and you.

notes: NONNIE YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS. heavily based on alam mo ba girl by hev abi; basically a song about wanting to pursue/love someone despite difficulties. also, i’m going to be honest you guys… i was indulging myself. reader’s situation is based off mine — she’s not out to her parents, but she’s out to everyone else. assume readers parents are socially dead! thanks. also, this is short because if i wrote as much as i usually do i’d end up writing 10k for a fanfic based off hev abi. i had to RESIST 💔

cw: kk and you being inlove but you mask it as just ‘liking’ eachother, reader is not out to her parents, reader is in a very complicated position, reader pursued kk over the course of five months because we lesbians are fast, this is like the most self indulgent fic i’ve ever written i am so sorry🤍

if there was anything kk was certain about, it was you.

there was no doubt about it—you were her girl. you wore her jersey, you held her hand (in public! because it’s legal now), and you even… kissed. lips locking and all that—the whole nine yards. you were kk’s girl, through and through. she’d do anything for you—she’s done it before. she slipped on mayonnaise once and actually didn’t have beef with the person who left it there accidentally (because it was you), she let you switch shoes with her (despite your slides being much less comfy than her own), hell— she even ate cold cookies because it was you that baked them. she’s done literally everything for you, and she’d do literally anything for you.

which is why she’s in the closet right now.

like, not the ‘i’m gay’ type of closet (she couldn’t hide the rainbow, even if she tried)—in an actual, sliding-door, filled-with-clothing-hangers closet. crouched between your folded stack of denim jeans and oversized t shirts (most of them were actually hers. once). she had snuck in through the window, and despite both of your attempts to be sneaky about it—your slow kissing was cut short by the shuffle of heavy footsteps you knew were your parent’s. they were too close by the time you heard them—curse kk and her tendency to make you tune out your surroundings—and so, with a few rushed and frantic whispers, you pushed her back inside the closet.

“no way you’re forcing me to un-out myself, girl…”

“kk, don’t start with me right now.”

“i’m going in, i’m going in—“

“put your hood up!” was the last thing you said to her before you closed the closet door, cheerily greeting your parent a “good moooorning!”

and kk stayed put, because she would do anything for you—

but damn, sometimes she wonders how the fuck she got here.

“kk!”

ah, you were the persistent one, she recalls; the persistent one, despite��� well, the fact that you had a lot more to risk.

she remembers the first time you ever showed interest. a girl who was reportedly out to everyone but her parent/s—you were already odd in kk’s book. you just got even odd-er when you started noticing her absence.

“you know what, at the mixer, you weren’t there and i was so, like— i promise you i was concerned—“ you whined, arm hooked around her arm, thinking you were subtle in your affection. you weren’t. she heard you rambling about your ‘undying love’ for her to a friend in the back of a library, and decided to stay silent about it ever since. she could read you from a single moment of skin to skin contact. “you didn’t reply, you didn’t confirm—” you began again, and kk, despite herself, couldn’t hide the smile forming on her face at how you fussed and fretted over her. it was just a mixer— the usual ones, actually, the ones you usually went to. the ones you saw her at. “do you not want me—“ you fumbled, correcting yourself: “my company?” you pouted; a lighthearted jab that kk knew all too well to be an actual, genuine question masked as a joke.

it had been nearly five months since you met, and four of you obviously chasing after her—and… three months of her slowing down—softening up— just to let you catch up. she couldn’t, didn’t want to, run faster any time soon. she tilted her head, raising a brow at you and returning your same teasing lilt: “actually, i avoid your company.” you grinned, because you knew her well enough to know she meant the opposite.

she liked that you knew her well enough to know she meant the opposite.

she liked that you knew her.

she liked you.

she’s a sophomore, a division one athlete with multiple endorsements she can take in minutes. you’re a simple freshman getting by (trying to, atleast). there should be this unspoken gap in power between you, or atleast you feel like there should be—she’s much older, and everything she wants in terms of material goods is something she already has, or something you can not give (once again, simple freshman trying to get by). in your dreamland (read: slightly deranged fantasies; you have a big crush), you stay true to those roles—you’re just a street kid and she’s like… a foreigner, and she stops by your corner and suddenly you want her to stay in it.

it’s a bold feeling, especially since it’s not one you necessarily show. you’re not out to your parent(s)—atleast, traditionally. you haven’t told them yet. you’ve hinted at it! the rainbow seeps out on its own, or like… telepathically. you’ve come out to your parent(s) telepathically! straight up said, “hey, i’m a lesbian,�� in your MIND. wow, so brave of you.

if only you could actually say it. maybe then it’d be… easier.

kk remembers a moment.

you talked about it with her, coincidentally a day before you got together.

she confronted you about it— your rather risky positions. “i’m not tryna be boastful, just… i’m kind of a big deal around here. people will talk. that talk might just get to your folks.”

she was right.

gossip spread like wildfire; didn’t stop until it got to every door step, open or not. it’d seep into every slightly open window, and yours wasn’t an exception. you could keep the relationship lowkey, if kk did accept your advances, but one wrong move? one wrong word? one second with kks arm around your waist, or your lips against her cheek or — god forbid— one syllable of endearment being uttered in public?

you’d be outed.

you stayed silent and you let that sink in.

kk remembers you chewing your lip raw and fiddling with the end of your shirt. remembers your eyes flickering between the floor and her.

you were choosing your next move.

another step forward on kks apartment floor would lead your feet to the door and make you turn the handle. it would make you leave.

kk wouldn’t be surprised if you did.

as much as she liked you, she understood the pressure better than anyone—so many eyes on your singular self? that would terrify anyone. so kk was okay.

kk was okay losing the comfortable silence, the whiny remarks you made whenever she was absent, the wave you did whenever you saw her in a room—kk was okay with losing the only person she thought truly complemented her.

kk was okay losing you, even though it hurt her head thinking about how to move on without you.

11:57 pm.

kk was okay losing you, but then you didn’t step forward. your eyes seemed to only know her. she remembers it— you took her hands in yours and caressed her knuckles with your thumb, and you kissed them gentle and soft.

“I don’t want to let you go.” you begin, and kk chokes.

11:58 pm.

“everything that i have been looking for, i’ve found in you, and i know i can’t give you a lot because you practically have it all—“ you ramble, squeezing her hands tighter but you are still so impossibly soft, and kk swears she can’t breathe.

11:59 pm.

“but i hope you don’t set me aside.” you finished. “god, kk, if only you knew how much I—“

kk kissed you the moment the clock struck midnight.

it was 12 am, and her lips were soft.

kk is back in the closet again. because of you. but she doesn’t mind, because you’re not afraid to be hers. you’ve proven that.

she hears you shuffling in the back, finishing up the impromptu conversation with your parent about… staying up late doing ‘nothing’.

kk snickers. you could’ve done her, if only your parent hadn’t went up to your room.

the closet door slides open, and you beam at her, and god— kk would do anything for you.

kk would do anything for you, because it’s you that risked everything for her.

because it’s you.

@likelysobbing

[cosmopretty]

Azzi Fudd x Fem Dating Headcannons

She is the sweetest girlfriend ever, always taking care of you

Buys you books to read and makes you talk to her about them

Kisses your forehead and cheek 24/7

CUDDLES YOU ALL DAY LONG

The two of you lay in her bed, her sitting against the headboard with you between her legs a book in your lap. Azzi’s head sits comfortably on your shoulder reading the words on the pages, her voice silky smooth as she reads to you.

Her hand rubs back and forth on your waist as you hold the book in your lap, flipping the pages for her.

This was peace, her sweet voice reading to you as you lay in her arms. You zone out listening to her voice, you snap out of it when her hand that was on your waist moves up to talk your cheek “You still here with me baby?” she asks you smiling into your neck.

“Yeah- yeah sorry” You apologize to her grabbing her hand and lacing your fingers together.

Azzi rarely posts on social media so when she does your in most of her posts

Takes you every where

Where she goes you go and where you do she goes

Regrets introducing you to KK because the two of you act like children who never listen

Teaches you to play basketball

You hold the ball in your hands looking at your girlfriend, back and forth from her to the ball. She comes up behind you, her hands coming to cover yours as she holds the ball “Bend your knees mama- just follow me okay” she whispers her breath fanning your ear.

Trying your hardest not to blush you follow her instructions bending your knees and following her as she brings your hands up to shoot the ball “Just let the ball flow from your fingers” she tells you before your shoot the ball with her help.

It goes through the hoop and you jump up and down clapping your hands “We did it baby” you smile up at her.

She nods looking down at you “Yeah and with more practice you’re gonna be the next WNBA star” she jokes. You scoff and push her, she barely flinches “Let’s leave that to you star” you tell her grabbing her hand.

She writes you love letters

You wear her jersey too all her basketball games and sit courtside

Your with her through every step of healing her knee injury

Has a Polaroid collection of the two of you

The two of you bake together all the time, playing around in the kitchen

“Azzi no” You point your finger at her, watching as she holds some flour on her finger, ever so slowly walking towards you. She smiles “Azzi yes” she replies walking closer to you as you move under her arm to get away.

She turns around “We’re supposed to be baking- Azzi please” you squeal at the end as she grabs you. Azzi pulls you closer to her and rubs flour down your cheek “Brownies are in the oven all ready princess” she teases you.

You pout and grab some flour before throwing in her face, she gasps as flour covers her entire left side of her face. You laugh barely being able to breathe “Karma” you say between laughs. Azzi rubs the flour from her face staring at you “Oh it’s so on” she says grabbing some and throwing it at you, flour flys everywhere landing all over your chest.

The two of you go back and forth, running from each other, attacking each other with flour. Your guys laughter flows all through the apartment, a mess all around you both.

You steal all of her clothes

The two of you go out to dinner all the time, Azzi loves your dates

Fans always catch you two together outside, and take pictures with the both of you

The fan edits of you both are crazy, Azzi has a whole collection of them

You sit on the counter admiring her as she cooks for you both

Words of affirmation are her love language

[serpensthesia]

Your baking tag is incredible. Please bake things so that you may fill it. Drarry cupcakes. This is a formal request for drarry cupcakes, if at all possible in your lifetime.

omg thank you, this was like… so sweet?!!! I’m certainly working on trying to fill it up with wonderful things!And yes! Drarry cupcakes! There’s definitely the beginning of a plan in place for Drarry cupcakes… like lemony, cinnamon bun-y sort of ideas? (BUT YO IF YOU HAVE MORE IDEAS LIKE LET A GIRL KNOW!) but there’s also, I think, a real life version of the cake mentioned in @o0o-chibaken-o0o‘s (amazing) Cake in the works too!But Hermione is up next! Now if only I could find a way to make the essence of books edible…

[bisluthq]

i’m sure you’ll get a flood of these asks but karlie getting fed up with the replies on her tweet and saying “i’ve tried” to people telling her to talk to her SIL/BIL 💀 i actually believe her. bar’s in hell and hubby’s still a tech billionaire but it’s kind of funny. also i wish taylor would do the level of political outreach KK does - she was very active on Biden and GA compared to Tay

I mean I believe her too in the sense that I do think her and Josh have been like “this isn’t right” and Josh has been like “don’t touch ACA 🥺” but like idk what the use of bringing it up over brunch is if 1) your husband is still going to control Ivanka’s divested business interests (which he does) 2) you’re still going to regularly hang out with them (which they do) 3) y’all move next door to one another.

I agree that Taylor should’ve done more and should generally do more. Like she really phoned it in this election - she did that V cover with 11 other people and she baked some cookies. Like it was really the bare fucking minimum she could’ve done. And the argument about “oh she’s so big she shouldn’t say much because less is more” is fucking stupid. She just didn’t want to or maybe didn’t have the mental health space to - but like other people did. Klossy was stumping at virtual events while pregnant lmao. You can say whatever about that woman - and I do - but she wasn’t lazy.

Also here’s my best of Karlie’s dragging thus far:

But this is a breaking story and people are coming in with hilarious shit every five minutes 😭🤣

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Otto Takeaway by Otto Company

Helllo there,

This time I will share with my dearest reader on the hot selling donuts in town.

CHAPTER 1: Donuts & Me

My first visit to this cafe was greeted by a sign by their door saying “DONUTS ARE SOLD OUT”. I left the cafe with a disappointment. I first encountered this place as it has been trending in my insta post and what makes me more curious was a comment by one of their customer: “Brunei’s Krispy Kreme (KK)”. Driving myself to the cafe for the first time with a high hope of bringing some donuts home was left with a :(

CHAPTER 2: The Strategy

Planning my next strategy to drop by the cafe close to the time when they are ready to serve the freshly baked donuts result to another disappointment. I decided to call the cafe and ask about when is the suitable time to drop by the shop so I can get hold myself the hot selling precious donuts. I was advised that to go to the shop and join the queue at lest 15-20 minutes prior to their serving time :0

CHAPTER 3: All ready for Otto’s

I was told that the first batch of donuts is served at 10am hence, I made my way waking up early on a Friday; all dressed up. It was a long queue of traffic entering the junction to enter the building’s area. It was pretty nerve wrecking as I was afraid that I will not be able to get hold of it again today. I was getting closer to the door and guess what?? Otto’s closed on a Friday. (P/s: Please reminded to check the opening hours of your destination). I guess I was not lucky enough to meet this hot selling donuts. The trending posts keeps on appearing.

CHAPTER 4: Otto & Me

It was 6pm on a Tuesday, unplanned visit to Otto with no high hope at all, basically just to try my luck for donuts and coffee to end my hectic day. I walked closer to the red door and slowly took a peek of the sold out sign.. Finally... it was not there and I entered through the red door with a smile that I can’t not really hide my happiness. In my heart I was mumbling “Finally we get to greet each other”. To my surprise there were no queue at all, I am at the very front and first on the line.. eager to place my order of the sweet donuts which were placed next to the counter. It looks so shiny with different colours ;)

I was greeted by the cashier and the donuts boy upon entering. I observed on how to place the order. I saw “Please take your queue number” standee and asked for my queue number. The donuts boy reply, “it’s okay, you are the first on the line now and you might be bringing all these lovelies with you”. All smile approaching the cashier to place my order.

My most recommended one is the original glazed donuts. My very honest review, this is way better than KK Donuts that I have been indulging and obsessing all this time. Compare to KK, Otto’s original glazed is nicely covered with the sugar glaze which are not too thick. The sweetness of the thin sugar glaze complement the thickness of the donuts texture. Though Otto’s is still sweet but it is not as sweet as KK.

The other recommended flavour is the classic flavour of strawberry glazed donuts. This strawberry glazed is accompanied by the classic rainbow sprinkles to make it looks nice and attractive for a little girl. However, the taste of it is not as sweet as it looks.

They also serve another oreo chocolate donuts. Glazed with a thin chocolate sugar glazing enough to cover the donuts and sprinkle with oreo crumbs. The sweetness of the glazing and sprinkles did not overkill the flavour of the donuts.

Cinnamon sprinkle donut is also a must try, A unique flavouring usually used in cinnamon rolls, surprisingly can be used in donuts as well. Not much different in term of flavouring but obviously in term of texture, there is different as donuts have airy texture as compare to rolls. Hence, this flavour is a good try of taste which is familiar to our taste buds but enjoying it with different texture is a new thing :)

Last but not least, all these sweet treats are best served with a hot cup of coffee. For this time, I’ve chosen Latte (no sugar) with a hint of coco powder. The slight bitterness of coffee combined with milk, best suit the sweetness of the donuts.

Otto Takeaway has recently renovated their place, hopefully they now can serve enough donuts for all their customers. Last but not least, all the best for your future endeavors Otto Takeaway.

To my dear reader, all the best for your donuts hunting, remember all the tips to get hold of your 🍩 & ☕

Drop by in the comment section for your recommended 📍

[courtinggrievances]

@temptingannihilation replied to your post: HEY JUST AS A GENERAL HEADS UP; I GET TO MAKE!!...

KK omg how ii2 any of that not *real* food ju2t becau2e you’re 2iick of iit. do what you want but iif you 2tart gettiing nau2eou2 agaiin ii’m 2iittiing on you untiil you take iit ea2y

IT'S NOT REAL FOOD BECAUSE BAKING OR DRYING OR ROASTING TAKES HALF THE NUTRIENTS OUT OF IT. NOW THAT WE'RE SOMEWHERE I CAN READILY ACCESS MY NETWORK, I'M GOING TO WORK HARDER ON MAKING SURE YOU EAT YOUR WEIGHT IN NUTRIENTS EVERY FUCKING DAY.

AND ME TOO, I GUESS. I'M NOT THAT WORRIED ABOUT NAYA.... (but I am, a little bit.)

BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME.

[anime-matchmaker-blog]

White Day: Kageyama

Haikyuu: Kageyama Tobio x Reader

The number of things Kageyama is good at, excluding volleyball, can be counted with one hand and baking is clearly not one of them. This is made clear by the tray of somewhat burnt cookies sitting on the kitchen counter. They smell fine though, at least to him, and if it weren’t for the charred edges, the cookies would look perfectly normal. Kageyama stares down at the cookies before grabbing a knife and picking up a cookie. His fingers instantly recoil at the touch, momentarily forgetting that he had just taken the tray out of the oven and that the cookies need time to cool. His eyes remain fixated on the cookies though, as if staring at it will make the progress go quicker. Every few second that ticks by, he reaches out a hand, only to withdraw it upon feeling the heat.

A vibration against the table prevents Kageyama from checking again, drawing his attention to the object of interest instead. The screen of his phone lights up briefly, indicating the arrival of a text message before fading back to black.

One new message from (f/n)!

“Hey Kageyama-kun! I finished my chores earlier than expected. Do you want to meet up now or later??”

He quickly reads the message again before his eyes dart over towards the cookies. He’s not ready for this. His gift isn’t ready either. Hastily, he types back a reply to you. “Later.”

Not even a minute goes by before he gets another message.

One new message from (f/n)!

“KK. See you later then <3”

A light blush colours his cheeks at the sight of the heart and he finds himself simply staring at the message for a few seconds. He quickly snaps himself out of his stupor though, and turns back towards the cookies. A quick glance at the clock shows him that he has two hours until he has to meet you to give you your White Day present, which should be plenty of time.

Waiting for the cookies to cool enough so that he can handle them proves to be quite a test of Kageyama’s patience. There’s not much he can do to distract himself or to pass the time while he waits and if he goes out for a run or practice with a volleyball, he’d likely be late. He can’t risk that.

When the cookies have finally cooled significantly, Kageyama tries to chip away the burnt parts with the knife. The blackened bottoms of the cookies are a lost cause but at least he can try to make the cookies look a bit nicer. The knife he’s using isn’t exactly the best tool for this and instead of being round, the cookies are now in untypical shapes. A scowl forms on Kageyama’s lips as he looks down at the baked treats. They don’t look tasty in the slightest but there’s no time for Kageyama to try to bake more, and considering how much trouble he had with this in the beginning, he isn’t exactly looking forward to doing it all over again. Besides, it’d probably come out looking worse than the current ones, especially since he’d be pressed for time. Kageyama scowls and shakes his head. These will have to do.

The time on Kageyama’s phone doesn’t seem to change no matter how many times he looks at it and it’s hard for him to not become anxious. Between glancing at his phone and up and down the street for you, the sight of other couples constantly enter his line of vision. Most of them look quite content, holding bouquets or small boxes containing their White Day gift. Kageyama sometimes finds his eyes trailing after them. Should he have gotten you flowers instead? Or bought you a gift? What if you don’t like cookies?

“Kageyama-kun!”

Your voice instantly captures Kageyama’s attention and at the sight of you hurrying towards him, his body freezes, turning stiff as a board. “(F-F/n),” he stutters out as a greeting to you.

You flash a smile up at him and Kageyama can feel his cheeks getting warm as a blush slowly crawls up his face. “Sorry, did I make you wait long?”

“N-No, I just got here.” Of course he’s not going to tell you he arrived at the meeting point half an hour early.

“That’s good,” you comment with a slight laugh as you also blush from embarrassment. “I lost track of time watching TV and had to run…”

His eyebrows furrow and his lips curl into a small frown. “You didn’t have to run, dumbass.”

“I know, but I didn’t want to make you have to wait.”

“I would’ve been fine waiting for you,” Kageyama mutters, turning away from you to hide the darkening blush on his face.

You clearly heard him and your lips break out into a wide grin, making Kageyama scowl at you, but that only leads to you giggling. “So, why did you want to meet with me today, Kageyama-kun?”

The question leads to him straightening up and one of his hands instantly reach towards the bag at his side, fiddling with the box resting inside of it. He shifts from foot to foot while casting his gaze down at the ground. His mouth opens but no words come out and he quickly closes it.

“Kageyama-kun?” There’s a hint of concern in your tone of voice and he looks up to find your eyes peering directly at his face. For a brief moment, he’s lost in the depth of your gaze and only snaps out of it when you call his name again.

His fingers brush against the box of cookies and before he can lose more of his nerves, Kageyama takes the box out and thrusts them in your direction. “F-For White Day!”

His head is bowed and thus, misses seeing your reaction. Your fingers brush against his when you move to take the box from him and Kageyama’s body freezes in place at the contact, only allowing him to straighten up after a few seconds’ tick by.

“Did you make these yourself?”

Kageyama nods.

Your eyes seem to sparkle at hearing that and he finds his heartbeat increasing while he watches you take out a cookie from the box. “They’re not that great,” Kageyama finds himself informing you before you’ve had a chance to take a bite. You merely shrug in response and proceed to munch on the cookie.

“Don’t look so tense, Kageyama-kun,” you comment after swallowing, giving him a smile. “If you ignore the burnt parts, this is actually pretty good!”

The first part of your comment makes him cringe and he frowns.

“Thank you, Kageyama-kun.” The grin on your lips catches him off-guard and his eyebrows furrow slightly in confusion. You merely giggle at his facial expression. “For your first-time baking, these are really good, even if they’re kind of burnt. It’s the thought that counts though, and I’m sure you put in a lot of effort, so thank you, Kageyama-kun.” You don’t give Kageyama a chance to reply to your compliments. What little distance there is between you is closed and you quickly press a gentle kiss on his cheek.

That catches him completely by surprise and his mouth opens and close like a fish, making you giggle again. “Thanks, Kageyama-kun,” you repeat.

“Y-Yeah… H-Happy White Day, (f/n).”

[serpensthesia]

@dictacontrion replied to your post:

THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH I AM SO SORRY I AM JUST SEEING THIS AND ALSO *IN LOVE* WITH THESE!!! They are gorgeous I love love love the spun sugar that is amazing?!?!?! i want to eat these and also stare at them they are AMAZING!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!

AHHHHH! 💚💚💚 I am so glad you like them! It was such a fun bunch of flavors to work with that you suggested! And it was my first time making spun sugar anything, so I'm glad the snitch ended up being somewhat recognizable!

@cat-wolfe replied to your post:

That snitch is amazing!!! Omg the whole thing makes me drool

Thank you, thank you, thank you!! 🤗 I was so worried that people would think "wtf is that weird looking thing," so thank youuuu!!!

@nightime-hufflepuff reblogged your post and said:

Well eat my ass twice goddamn these cupcakes are littarly my only favorite cupcakes from now on they are good as fookin’ heaven. Jesus mo leasus they have a lot of ginger flavor ((like all the Weasleys)) and the pumpkin just fits in like god its the Halloween feast up in here. The fucking cream is as thick as Harry’s thighs and smooth like Draco’s hair just holy mother fucking yesssss Good shit my dudes good amazing shit

 😂😂😂 Oh my god this my favorite description of anything I have ever baked ever now. Like I loved this so much that I wanted to replace everything I wrote in my post with just this, that's how good it was!! 😍😍

@puppyfee reblogged your post and said:

id get all my mouths on these

If I could find a way to teleport these to you, I would love for you to be able to do just that!!

@o0o-chibaken-o0o reblogged your post and said:

HARRY LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS

Harry IS fucking delicious (though that's just a general statement, not related to the cupcakes at all)(but I do have it on good authority that these were very tasty!) 😘

@synonym-for-life reblogged your post and said:

I want to eat Harry. Hope Draco won’t mind.

I think we both that Draco would most certainly mind 😏 (but if you sneak into the kitchen while Draco isn't looking, I'll still share!)

@bixgirl1 reblogged your post and said:

Harry Potter cupcakes. Goddamn.

AHHHH! 😍😘😍😘😍

@silveredglass replied to your photo:

Ahhhh. I want to eat this. But also it’s so pretty. ✨✨✨

Thank you, love! 😍😍😍 I did eat it! I don't know what the snitch tasted like when Harry nearly swallowed it, but this one was very sweet and a tiny bit crunchy!

[serpensthesia]

In an effort to not be hella disorganized, I made a spreadsheet of all the cake responses I’ve gotten (because I’m a nerd, and that’s okay), but I’m also going to summarize them here in case there’s anything I missed (which if there is something I missed, omg please let me know - it’s not because I’m ignoring you, it’s just because I’m a dumbass and don’t know how to use the internet!). I think I’m going to aim for making 1 or 2 a week. Because I already did Draco, I’m going to do Blaise and Pansy next (because they’re my silver trio, and they’re all awesome and I love them). Then Harry, Hermione and Ron, followed by Ginny, Neville and Luna. And then I’ll round it all out with @synonym-for-life’s BOMB af Dumbledore cake (because I’ve gotta find whales that I can use somewhere). (Also I’m super fearful of tagging everyone and being a huge annoyance, so I’m just linking for now, but if you want to be tagged just let me know!)

Pansy Parkinson

femmequixotic suggested dark chocolate and pomegranate!

Blaise Zabini

@o0o-chibaken-o0o and I had a lovely conversation about chocolate, cinnamon, cayenne, bourbon, coffee, fireball and horchata!

Harry Potter

dictacontrion suggested pumpkin, salted caramel, ginger, cinnamon, toffee/treacle!

Hermione Granger

belleslettres suggested dark chocolate and whiskey or beer! and h-holy suggested tea, chocolate and almonds!

(My King) Ron Weasley

h-holy suggested carrot cake! and @o0o-chibaken-o0o suggested a muffin! and I'm so grateful she did! cheese, bacon, chives, tomatoes... literally everything

Ginny Weasley

liilyflower suggested orange and caramel!

Luna Lovegood (a popular lady)

noeon suggested orange blossom, and honey! h-holy suggested vanilla, blueberry, cranberry, walnuts, herby flavors! liilyflower suggested golden toffee! and @o0o-chibaken-o0o and I talked about elderflower and lavender!

Neville Longbottom

liilyflower suggested pistachio! and @o0o-chibaken-o0o and I talked about earthy/floral flavors, elderflower, lavender and rosemary!

Albus Dumbledore

@synonym-for-life suggested THIS AMAZING SOUNDING WHALEING/WAILING, MULTICOLORED DREAM (and dark chocolate and raspberry)!

I also have suggestions for Fleur, Krum and Cedric, but I want to get through these guys first... plus I want to see if there's a way to make lavender croissants. And I'm also keeping track of all your alternate Draco flavor profiles! AND LISTEN, THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU (especially you, bixgirl1), for playing along with me and not being like "mmk, weirdo, get outta my askbox." You have all been so amazing and creative and sweet and I'm going to make the first teleporation breakthrough in history trying to find a way to share these with you irl. (And for any of my followers that are like "wtf is going on? cake?" I KNOW AND I'M SORRY and it's gonna go back to more normal soon. I know you're like "girl, you just finished spamming me with mermaids and now you're on cake?"... hang in there with me. I loooove you.)

[serpensthesia]

I asked one of my tumblr icons about this and she didn’t tell me that I sound crazy, so now that I have picked myself back up from my heart-eyed flailing 😍, I am feeling brave:

So, hear me out here... what are your Harry Potter character cupcake headcanons? I mean, if Draco (or Harry, Herimone, Ron, Luna, Ginny, Blaise, Pansy… seriously, anyone in the HP books) was a cake/cupcake, what flavor would they be?

Tell me, because I think I’m going to try to make some HP-inspired cupcakes.

Nothing is too crazy! Everything is wonderful! You think a Neville Longbottom cupcake would be a chocolate-avocado cupcake topped with oreo crumbs and edible flowers? That sounds delicious! I think so too!

So... lemme know! Put it in the tags, reblog this, leave a reply, send me an ask, hire a sky writer, send a carrier pigeon!

(P.S. - bonus points if you can tell me what flavor a drarry cupcake is!)

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randomly inspired by your baking posts? I feel like Ron would be a carrot cupcake. NOT BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR but because carrots make me think of the burrow? they're hearty, kinda simple, but delicious and sweet and comforting. And I'm also thinking about this lemon/lavender cupcake that could be really refined and elegant, maybe fleur? I'm pondering hermione now, I'll come back if I think of something. (oh and seriously, hop into my DMs, this is the coolest idea and I'd love to talk about it)

😍 Hello, friend! I *LOVE* the idea of carrot something or another for a Ron cupcake - I totally agree that they are hearty and kind of simple and they’re cheap but they are so necessary for adding flavor to things (at least most savory things - they aren’t one of the key ingredients in mirepoix for nothing, you know?) - kind of how Ron doesn’t have any of the fancy things but he (and all the Weasleys, really) just work with it and he (and all of them) add so much to the books! The fact that the cupcake would end up being orange is just a bonus! (… and carrot cake is probably my favorite type of cake because it means cream cheese frosting, so really this idea is just… perfect.)And lavender is one of my absolute favorite ingredients to use when I want to make something ~’*french*`~ (it reminds me of every picture of Provence that I’ve ever seen), so a Fleur cupcake will absolutely contain lavender!Thank you SO MUCH for your amazing ideas! And yes, please come back if you think of what a Hermione cupcake would be like! Or if you come up with ideas for another character! Or if you just wanna say hi!

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Welp, I'm back. How about a tea cupcake for Hermione? I'm thinking with almonds and chocolate. And I know you already did Draco, but I was thinking lime cupcake - vanilla frosting- crushed cookies and a tiny bit of chili infused simple syrup? For Luna I'd do a vanilla but stuffed with things, like blueberries and cranberries and walnuts and some kind of herb? Maybe rosemary? Krum - spiced cupcake, with honey frosting and candied nuts. Or is that more Cedric? Either way this is so much fun???<3

I am screaming! Yes yes yes yes yes a thousand times yes!I *LOVE* the idea of a tea cupcake for Hermione! I need a tea aficionado to let me know what kind she would drink, or at least what proper British tea is… because it’s probably not the same stuff we use for iced tea here, lol.And the idea of a Luna cupcake having all kinds of goodness inside… yaaaaas. I really can’t say yes enough, I don’t think! I just think a Luna cupcake needs to be unexpected - a little strange, even - but ultimately wonderful, flavors that open your imagination to what should be in a dessert.Seriously keep the ideas coming, I love them! I want to know all your thoughts! I think I’m going to aim for the big 9 first (golden trio, both sets of the silver trio (which also, why can’t we make up our minds about if the silver trio is Draco/Blaise/Pansy or Ginny/Neville/Luna?)) plus @synonym-for-life‘s crazy-good Dumbledore!cake, but then I’m definitely swinging back around for Draco round 2… and maybe everyone else. Just every character. All of them, in my kitchen.

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@bixgirl1 said:

Oh my fucking hell. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!??!! I INSPIRED THIS SORT OF BAKING BEAUTY?! I think @serpensthesia might have actual magical powers, LOOKIT THESE!!!! Why the hell doesn’t she live in California?! *weeping*

*is blushing* I mean, I couldn't have you give such a great answer and then not try to make it reality! And if I could magically transport these to you, I totally would! 😍😍😍 And giiiiirl, a fic about Harry finding the perfect Malfoy flavor would be amazing. Imagine all the tasty experiments they would have to do!

@cat-wolfe said:

OMG I want to try one of them and see if ...ahem... they taste like Draco :D

I would love to share them... alas, mailing one to you would probably not end well 😢 And I think we would all like to know if they taste like Draco... but then we would also have an angry Harry Potter on our hands.

@liilyflower said:

#for luna like a golden toffee cupcake #i like the neville cupcake idea #but maybe instead of avocado do pistachio? #a bakery by my house has pistachio muffins that are green inside #for ginny maybe orange caramel

Ugh, these all sound dope! And I looooove pistachio flavored things! I think you might be on to something with that Ginny/orange-caramel combination, too... *puts on baking cap (it's like a thinking cap but covered in flour, lol)*

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@o0o-chibaken-o0o said:

They look AMAZING

THANK YOU, PRECIOUS CREATURE (and I am so excited for your Blaise cupcakes but they have to wait until Friday evening because well... fireball.)

@silveredglass said:

OMG These look unbelievable and they are SO perfectly on point for Pansy. I need to make pomegranate curd NOW.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! And omg please do make pomegranate curd ASAP because it's fucking delicious and the only thing I want to eat on toast for the rest of my life now? Like, move over lemon curd, there's a new boss in town (and duh, of course that boss would be something Pansy-inspired!).

@femmequixotic said:

HOLY CRAP, THESE ARE AMAZING. And perfectly Pansy. Excuse me while I flail about for a little bit, because you don’t understand, I love baking. Like LOVE it. Like it’s my relaxation activity. And the baker in me may be having a bit of a complete meltdown about how incredible this recipe looks and how I really, really, really need to try it out soon because OH MY GOD YES. Also, the addition of clove into the dark chocolate cake part? IS FREAKING GENIUS. Oh man. That’s Pansy, you guys. That little bit of spiciness added to the chocolate? I LOVE IT. And the tartness of the pomegranate with the bittersweetness of the chocolate too? PERFECT. @serpensthesia, you are utterly incredible and I am in awe. AWE, I TELL YOU.

Um... well, I'm pretty sure I'm dead now. I've died of happiness. I'm so SO SO glad to hear that these match the idea you gave me! And listen, you are a wonder and your writing is a gift and so if the only thing I can do to let you know how appreciative I am of... well, everything... that you create, then I will create a million recipes in your honor.

@bixgirl1 said:

Such an amazing way to explore the fandom, it makes me want to cry. Character cupcakes. Oh. @serpensthesia my love, my heart, my moon and stars, this is so perfect… 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

My queen! You're my ride or die in this adventure! Thank you for every kind, encouraging thing you've ever said to me. I am forever in your debt.

And to every beautiful person that has reblogged, liked, even given this harebrained idea a passing glance... I LOVE YOU ALL.

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@synonym-for-life said:

This wonderful person is actually making HP CHARACTER THEMED CUPCAKES Do I need to repeat that or do you already see how awesome this is? She (are you a she? correct me if I’m wrong pls!) made Draco Malfoy in cupcake form and it is pretty, prissy and perfect just like him. i now realize what an impossible task i gave you with that Dumbledore cake… geezzz synonym u just went way too wild on that ask

Nooooooo, I'm so excited to try and turn your Dumbledore cake into a reality!! I'm trying to think of where I can get whale confetti and how do I make a cake wail in pain and can I make raspberry curd that's spicy? Can that be done? Always go wild! Never be boring! Dumbledore wouldn't want that! (and yep, I am a she!)

@o0o-chibaken-o0o said:

also hi i love baking and am currently out of an oven and would love to bake vicariously by plotting with you about character cakes if you ever want help!!!!

Hi! I'm so sorry to hear about your lack of an oven! But you are totally welcome to bake vicariously through me, I'll try to make you proud! And yes, I always I want help - I love allllll of the ideas that I'm getting! *slides into your askbox to bother you*

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@bixgirl1 replied to your post: I asked one of my tumblr icons about this and she...

1. I feel like icons should probably be more exotic and interesting than people who shop at Walmart even though they have moral objections to the corporation, but I did flail a bit at reading that. Lol. 2. Stupid question? This was a fear?? It was about Draco Malfoy, for fuck’s sake. And cake. Draco Malfoy as a cake. You somehow managed to smoosh two of my favorite things into one question. 3. I’m pretty much going to be spending the rest of the night pondering the other questions because i never knew until now how important the answers would be to me (it’s a strangely hypnotic line of questioning), so thanks for that. 😂

1. nope, you are absolutely an icon, a wonder, a gift from the universe. (and no one can *really* blame you for the walmart thing, because we have all been there... when it's 3AM and you desperately need both wall paint and ice cream, walmart beckons to you like some terrible capitalist siren. 2. oh my god absolutely. i am 50% absolutely down for all things fandom and ready to annoy every content creator here to know all their secrets and 50% terrifed if i say anything everyone will hate me and i will have to go the way of snape-haters and otayuri antis... just screaming my opinions into the void with everyone rolling their eyes in my direction and wishing i would leave. 3. i will be right there with you... hence the post. i just think it's an interesting idea, and something i'm (probably) capable of (i will leave the writing to ICONS like you!), but i wanted to drag the drarry squad into this mess with me because they are beautiful and lovely and full of amazing ideas!