#knight problems

[what-about-zaladane]

When The Knights Are Just Grown Men with Poor Impulse Control

Knight of Wands: He has three unfinished screenplays, a plan to run a 10k next week, and a motorcycle he can’t pay for. He texts "u up?" at 3am then forgets to reply.

Knight of Cups: He shows up with a mixtape, a long sigh, and a vague apology. A single handsome tear is shed. Because You’re so beautiful when you’re mad, baby.

Knight of Swords: He argued with his boss, started a podcast, forgot to eat, and picked a fight on a default subreddit. Then he speed-read four books and rolled his eyes at the contents. You recommended one of them.

Knight of Pentacles: He means so well. He's still doing the dishes from March. He won’t text back until he’s sure he can commit to a semicolon or an em dash.

Tag yourself. I’m Knight of Swords with Knight of Cups rising.

[zaftikat]

hail and well met fellow chevaliers! Has anyone else the problem of their ſuqire (who they did verily vet for his proclaimation of manhood) ſtaring longingly at the cotehardies worn by the ſerving girls?

[adventurertweets]

trying 2 kiss men but our helmets keep going cling clank bang scrape clash

[rideroftherange]

Need high buoyancy armor.

Maybe a life jacket gambeson…

Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[lilybug-02]

oh no.

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[curiositeath]

in the au of my heart where everything’s beautiful and nothing hurts arthur pendragon would be such a Good Dad but he’d be so utterly Terrified of becoming his own father and stressing about it like fully going grey at the temples until finally fed up merlin is like “hey you wanna genocide a people?” and arthur’s like “no?!!” and merlin’s like “congrats you’re not your dad now hold this” and it’s a baby dragon

[lurukifennecfox]

Gotham was welcoming of Amity Parkers.

not as loving as with her own but she was way more patient with the people of her friend that any other outsiders.

so the people of Amity those Liminal and aware of her tried to pay her kindness back, to a reasonable degree of course but they could help and she let them stay so they did.

Paulina took it upon herself to make a nice place in the fashion district, she sold some charms to help with the curses as much as she could.

Sam being Sam opened a surprisingly Ivy Approved community garden and was very hard to convince not to join the Eco-terrorist but they managed to, thankfully.

the Fentons designed filters to help the 'Parkers but it was good for the city too if too little to do much.

Val hadn't moved here (yet) but she visited often enough and each visit volunteered somewhere.

Gotham grown to adore them almost as their own, she even hid them from the bats for a while to let them settle (and maybe help her more before her Knight inevitably got paranoid)

Gotham laughed when her King stumbled into her Red Knight, you could hear it in subtle ways the sounds of the night flowed just a little too much like a giggle.

Hood did deserve more good things she's proud of herself!

[radiance1]

Danny: So whatcha got there?

Fright Knight: Looks down.

Fright Knight: A pile of photos?

Danny: No. The child. THE CHILD!

Tim: He's my new caretaker.

Fright Knight: Nodding

Danny:

Pariah Dark: Calmly walks into house

Danny:

Billy: Waves

Danny: Father what the fuck-

Pariah Dark: He looked hungry, and without a guardian.

Danny: Holy shit they kidnapped two kids.

[thebibliosphere]

Sometimes I boot Gotham Knights just to enjoy the background ambience of Gotham at night while I'm doing other stuff. It's nice hearing the occasional quip from an NPC as something happens down on the streets below, paired with the gentle drumming of the incessant rain. If you scale up high enough, all you'll hear is the rain and the gentle thrum of the city. It's quite meditative in a way.

Sometimes, I leave it running and forget it's the game and not a similar ambient sound on YouTube. I don't even think to check sometimes. I just leave my word processor in fullscreen mode and go about my tasks like a Roomba bumping into things and wandering off to do others.

All of this is to say I just about pissed myself when, after forty minutes of uninterrupted writing and listening to what I thought was YouTube, I went down into the dimly lit basement to do laundry with my noise-canceling headset on, only to get halfway through loading the washer when I heard the dulcet, expressive tones of Jason Todd sighing directly into my ear like gravel sliding over sheet metal.

When I tell you, the scream I screamt. Hgjkgolwmeoihgksdjvmn

Like I'm so sorry, Mister Todd. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to leave you up there in the rain, but also CAN YOU NOT?!

[osamudaisies]

the man the mess the legend

[eliduck]

Oc jumpscare time

she is based off a drain fly :)

I haven't thought of anything of her yet so I just wanna show what she looks like bc I love her

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

JAIME LANNISTER in every episode: 1.03 // Lord Snow

[ranticore]

Dart ?, a strange guy who sneaks into the priestess' sanctuary to steal controlled high society drugs. he's sometimes spotted around the consorts and most people just assume he's one of them

i thought it would be fun to draw one with some unusual patterns. Dart ? has dark values at both ends of his gradient which is relatively rare, but the narrow colour band in the middle of the gradient is even rarer. because it's so narrow, that particular colour seems to fluctuate in position far quicker than the wider colour bands. he shows off his bands with some decorative scarification on his tail and arms

[aipurjopa]

New unstable video dropped, more lives were changed, the usual.

[whimsy-beetle]

Such a scrunkly creature.

Uhhh i this is a post-infection version of thk, for no particular reason, i didn t want to make them be orange but the urge to sculpt in the forehead crack was too strong.

I WOULD call this a bjd, BUT there isn t a singular ball joint in this.