#kokee call

[sitting-on-me-bum]

A common coquí (Eleutherodactylus coqui) sings its iconic “Ko-kee” call, a sound that defines Puerto Rico’s nights. Once celebrated in Taíno legends, this tiny amphibian now symbolizes the fight to protect the island’s fragile ecosystems and cultural identity.

Photograph by Maresa Pryor, DanitaDelimont / Alamy

[lokis-army-77]

Premium Air

mondern!Eddie Munson x fem reader

Word Count: 1.1k

It's a few days after April Foos, Eddie isn't expecting you to pull a koke but you have something up your sleve.

Warning: noting! unless you count cursing

Thank you to my beta readers @munson-blurbs and @lofaewrites

Masterlist

You loved seeing the harmless little pranks that people would play on their significant others on social media and with April first already behind you, you knew Eddie wouldn’t suspect a thing. 

It was a bright Wednesday afternoon, you were at Robin's for a much needed girls day when you decided to put your little prank into action. 

"Hey, Rob, you wanna watch as I give Eddie a mini heart attack?" You ask as you wiggle into a more comfortable position on her couch.

"Oh my god, yes!" She excitedly shuffles over to you, leaning her whole body over your right side. 

You're both a giggling mess when you send the first text message. 

Hey, so my tire pressure light just came on, do I need to go have it checked?

It takes a few minutes but he eventually responds.

Is it still driving alright? 

Bring it to the shop when you get home from Robs, I'll fill it up before I leave work.

Yeah, it's driving just fine. The screen says it's my front passenger side tire.

You'll be fine to drive back home, I'll fill it up then, baby.

You leave it be for around thirty minutes as you and Robin think of what you should say next.

So Robin said I should go get it checked out and we were worried I wouldn't be able to drive all the way to your shop so I came to the one by her house.

I didn't know air was so expensive 😫. 

It was no more than a second later that your phone started to ring in your hands. Eddie's contact photo lighting up the screen. You swiped it away and you could feel Robin beginning to silently laugh 

Sweetheart, answer the phone.

Another call that you decline.

What do you mean expensive? Answer your phone!!!

Don't worry, Eds, the guy gave me a good deal! I think it's bc he thought I was pretty.

What do you mean by a good deal? Sweetheart, how much did you pay?

You and Robin can hardly contain your laughter. Tears are running down your faces. 

"I feel so bad, but it's so funny!" You cry. 

Robin nods along, "Don't, it's totally hilarious." She wipes her tears away and points at your phone, "Don't acknowledge those questions yet, say something about how he didn't notice the pretty comment."

You get to typing, fingers gliding over the keyboard.

Wow, I would have thought you'd be upset at another man...

Baby ,that is the last thing I'm worried about. HOW. MUCH. DID. YOU. PAY.

Well he said it was like premium air so it was on the more expensive end but apparently it won't seep out as fast as regular air.

You can see the read receipt and the three little dots as he begins to type. Your heart is beating wildly in your chest as the typing stops and he calls you again only for you to ignore it once more. 

Robin is beside you, howling as she holds her stomach. "This is the best thing I have EVER witnessed in my life!"

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, ANSWER YOUR PHONE. HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND? BECAUSE PREMIUM AIR ISN'T REAL

So the guy said it's usually 250 for all 4 but he said he'd give me a deal and give me all 4 for the price of 3... is that not how much it usually is?

You need to tell me what shop you're at. Are you still there? Put me on the phone with this fucking guy

Eddie, I'm not putting you on the phone with him.

Sweetheart, why in the world would you take your car to someone else??? I'm literally a mechanic. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FREE!! 

Are you mad at me?

No, I'm not mad at you baby. I just need you to put me on the phone with the shop owner or someone, anyone. Air in all 4 tires is never gonna be over like 5 bucks...

I told you I'd take care of it, why didn't you just listen 

You almost double over, laughing harder than before. You could tell you were stressing him out, that he was trying to keep from freaking out. 

"Oh my god!" You cackle, "I think it's time to break it to him or else he might actually have a heart attack or maybe an aneurysm. 

Eddie calls you one last time and this time, you answer, sushing Robin as you press the speaker button. 

"Thank fuck, Sweetheart, put me on the phone with the asshole that scared you." His face was gruff, the growl of irritation bringing a shiver lust down your spine. 

"Eddie, baby, calm down." 

"I'll calm down when I get you your money back," he huffs. You can hear the sounds of his shop muffled through the speaker. 

You can't help the giggle that slips past your lips when you make eye contact with Robin. 

"This is not funny," he stresses. 

The giggles continue to bubble up, "I know I know, but I can't help it. I love you so much."

"I love you too, now please let me talk to the guy, I really don't wanna ask again." 

Robin takes your phone at that point, clearing her throat and proceeding to do her best impression of a blue collar man.

"Hey, this is Rodger, at you just got pranked garage, how can I help you?"

"Yeah, you can help me, I-" Eddie stops mid sentence. 

You've got your hand covering your mouth as you try, and fail, to cover your chortles.

"Wait a second... Robin?" All the building anger in his voice disappears as he slowly realizes what's happening.

Robin begins wheezing as you grab your phone back, "We got you!" You gleefully exclam into the phone.

"We got you good!" Robing teeters back on her legs, almost falling from the couch.

You can hear the shaky sigh of relief fron the receiver on the other end. "Thank God. Baby you had me going crazy over here. I was about to drive to every garage in town to find you."

"I'm so so so sorry, baby. I really am but we didn't do anything for April fools like we usually do and I just knew you wouldn't be expecting this."

Eddie lets out the longest sigh of relief you've ever heard. "Shit, sweetheart, I'm getting too old for these pranks."

"You're 35." You deadpan.

"And it's all down hill from here."

You can't see it but you know he has a shit eating grin on and you roll your eyes. "I'll make it up to you when I get home."

"You better."

[konjaku]

細葉翁苔[Hosobaokinagoke] Leucobryum juniperoideum

細[Hoso] : Thin, narrow

葉[-ba|Ha] : Leaf

翁[Okina] : Old man

苔[-goke|Koke] : Moss

I sometimes see this, for example, under slightly brighter coniferous trees where the sun shines through the trees. It does not seem to be in very dark and damp places.

It is commonly called as ��苔[Yamagoke] together with 粗葉白髪苔[Arahashiragagoke](L. bowringii). 山 means mountain. They are so similar that I am not confident to tell them apart on the spot if I found them while strolling.

They can be grown on top of the bonsai soil to improve its appearance, prevent soil from spilling, and help retain moisture. And, 苔盆栽[Koke-bonsai], the bonsai with only moss, can also be enjoyed.

Mosses are tiny plants, not very colorful, but they are comforting to look at them or to be in their midst. Gardens covered with mosses are elegant. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saihō-ji_(Kyoto) https://maps.app.goo.gl/up4ut8rrPjm5ftzaA

[gadriezmannsgirl]

May i request,where in reader and grizi are laying in bed just talking about your day and just adoring each other! Idk I just had a really soft spot for him rn ! Anywho thank you so much for your writing! I hope you have a wonderful day💙

Grizi fic because it's his birthday! Can you believe that gorgeous man is 33 now? I can't, he's just a baby

Lovers -A.G7

Summary: You're each other's safe space

You rolled into your bedroom, laying yourself into the door sighing and kicking off your shoes.

"Bonjour, princesse" (Hello, princess) You heard his voice and inmediately smiled before lifting your gaze, his deep blue eyes made you feel safe and his smile took off the weight of the day away.

"Hola" You said softly with a tired smile on "How's your day?"

"Pretty boring" He smiled "What about yours?"

"Long" You said inmediately "Very, very long" You sighed closing your eyes "I'm so tired all I want to do is sleep" You let yourself go face down on your bed "and not move from the bed at all for at least three days straight" You heard his sweet laugh

"You gotta go and shower, amor"

"Are you telling me that I stink?" You looked up to him and saw how his lips were pushed upwards and looked to another side "I'm not!"

"You're" He said

"You're lying, Antoine Griezmann" His facade fell quickly as laughter came over him

"I can shower with you if you want"

"Your hair is wet"

"I can still take another shower" You hum with a smile on, you pushed yourself up and crawled on the bed to be face to face with him

"Only shower?"

"Well... I can think about something else too"

"Save that for later, campeón. I'm tired right now"

"You pervert, I was talking about a massage!" You laugh kissing his lips and going straight to the bathroom "You dirty minded"

You took off your shirt and throwed it at him "Shut up and come to take a shower with me"

Antoine got up really fast and ran towards the bathroom making you laugh "You're a 33 year old man but you still act as if you were 16"

"That's the spirit!"

Once you were inside the bathroom, he truly saw how tired you were and took care of you without thinking twice, he washed your hair, your body, he talked to you trying to get your head off from work and after that he helped you with your after shower routine, the creams on your body, doing your hair for you in a nice braid, dressing you in your pijama's which consisted in one of his shirts and panties.

"Thank you, Anto" You kiss his cheek

"No need to thank me, princesse" He smiled "I'm glad I can help you whenever you're having a bad day" You smile softly

"It wasn't a bad day" You confess "It was just a really tiring and long day, I had to run around everywhere, the guys were making simple mistakes, the documents I was waiting for to sign weren't even done, two meetings got pushed back because one of them is sick... It was crazy" You whispered shaking your head "What about you? How was training?"

"Koke keeps calling me Toni Pepperoni"

"You let him"

"He heard you" You laugh softly "But overall was good, tiring and hard like always but there were always laughter"

"Sometimes I wish I can switch offices with you" He laughed

"You wouldn't want that"

"No, I wouldn't" You agree "I run five minutes and I'm already passing out, imagine having to run from one side of a field to the other for +90 minutes. I'll be dead" You both laugh "And the work sessions you do, shut your mouth don't get me started on that" You shake your head "It's truly amazing what you do, love"

"Your work is amazing too. Without you the company wouldn't know how to work"

"That's called being a bossy bitch" He laughs

"You're bossy, yes. But not a bitch"

"I can be sometimes"

"0 out 11 times"

"But I still am" You winked as he laughs once again. You enjoy that sound and the smile that covers his handsome face.

"Definitely, Morata's afraid of you"

"He should be. I didn't let my shoe go out after kicking that ball for no reason"

"That day was so amazing" His giggles made you giggle as well, you keep on talking about your days and about random things that went to your mind at that moment, when he suddenly asked "Baby, how does a date night sound?"

"Do we have to go out?"

"You know we don't"

"Then it's perfect"

"You set up the movie and I'll bring something to eat"

"Can I cuddle you?"

"Do you even have to ask? Of course you will" He scoffs "Do you want Chip Ahoy's and Pringles's?" You opened your mouth but he beat you to it "Of course you will"

"Mira tu-!" (Look, you little-!) You grabbed his pillow and went to throw it at him but he passed through the door "You're lucky I'm in love with you!"

"You're the lucky one, señora!" (Old lady)

"You're definitely not coming out alive out of this one, Griezmann!" You ran out after him, you heard his laugh already on the kitchen as you made your way downstairs. He was going to get it.

°°° °°° °°° °°°

Taglist: @gaviymarcsbride @stuckinaf4nfiction @elijahslover @azzpenswrld @http-isabela

[omegaremix]

Omega Radio for December 31, 2012-January 1, 2013; #5.

12/31/12 (Soul-Glo Bistro)

Billy Paul “Mrs. Jones”

Ronnie Foster “Mystic Brew”

Soul Children “Move Over”

Isley Brothers, The “Footsteps In The Dark”

Kool & The Gang “Winter Sadness”

Jim Gilstrap “Move Me”

Tribe “Koke (Part I & II)”

Johnny Guitar Watson “Superman Lover”

Marvin Gaye “After The Dance” (INS)

Rotary Connection “Memory Band”

Deineice Williams “Free”

Ramp “Daylight”

Jon Lucien “A Sunny Day”

Bobby Lyle “Night Breeze”

Eddie Henderson “Involuntary Bliss”

Roy Ayers Ubiquity “Time And Space”

Lonnie Liston Smith & The Cosmic Echoes “Expansions”

Ramsey Lewis “Sun Goddess”

Ronnie Laws “Tidal Wave”

Delegation “Oh, Honey”

Les McCann “Flow With The Feeling”

Donny Hathaway “Singing This Song To You”

1/1/13 (Street FM)

O.C. “Time’s Up”

Nas “Life Is Like A Dice Game” (demo)

Ultramagnetic MC’s “Raise It Up”

Boogie Down Productions “Duck Down”

Eric B & Rakim “Know The Ledge”

Lord Finesse “Return Of The Funkyman”

A Tribe Called Quest “We Got The Jazz”

Double XX Posse “Headcracker, The”

Grimm Teachaz “I Getz”

Gang Starr “Mass Appeal”

Organized Konfusion “Why?”

Miilkbone “Keep It Real”

Da King & I “Krak The Weasel”

Scientifik “Lawton”

Q Ball & Curt Cazal “Makin’ Moves” (Smooth VER)

Mic Geronimo “Shit’s Real” (RMX)

YG’s “Groove On”

Funkdoobiest “Dedicated”

Erule “Listen Up”

Mad Skillz “The Nod Factor”

Mad Fam “Dad”

Mood “Hustle On The Side”

Stezo “Bop Ya Headz”

Smoothe Da Hustler f. Trigger Tha Gambler "Broken Language"

AZ f. Nas “Essence”

Wu-Tang Clan, The “Careful (Click, Click)”

RZA “Tragedy”

Big L “Flamboyant”

Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz “This Cold World”

Reflection Eternal “Good Mourning”

Arsonists “Pyromaniax”

Company Flow “Simian D”

K-Otix “Better”

Peanut Butter Wolf f. Planet Asia & Madlib “The Definition Of Ill”

Cannibal Ox “Iron Galaxy”

Solitair “Easy To Slip”

Slum Village f. Old Dirty Bastard “Flexible” (VER)

R.A. Tha Rugged Man “Lessons”

Lo-Down Clique “Mad Fright Night”

Kool Keith / Dr. Octagon “Takin’ It Back”

Yak Ballz “Queens Life”

Sway & King Tech “Enough Beef”

Blaq Poet “Hood Talk”

Black Star “You Already Knew”

Bonus five-hour 'New Year's' broadcast; jazz, fusion, soul, golden-era hip-hop and rap.

[littleeyesofpallas]

LESIONE[レシオネ] from PLESIOSAURUS[プレシオザウルス] and... I'm gonna just guess and say NESSIE[ネッシー] the Loch Ness monster?

BIAN-SNOW[ビアンスノー] from BIANCO[ビアンコ]: "white" and SNOW

SAND-LESI[サンドレッシー]

HIBIS[ハイビス] from HIBISCUS[ハイビスカス]

GREELEAF[グリリーフ] GREEN LEAF

CORAL[コラール]

DIAMANTE[ディアマンテ]

SHEEPIE[シーピー] SHEEP and NESSIE? Really? Not a play on capricorn? ...it's a literal sea goat...

METAL-HEAD[メタルヘッド]

MARSHAMALLOWSAURUS[マシマロサウルス]previously PLUSHIE[プラッシー]

MAGMA-LESSIE[マグマレッシー]

GRAPIE[グレーピ]from GRAPE and LESIE

SHAARII[シャーリー] I think it's supposed to be a play on SHARI[しゃり] the rice you prep for sushi because SaiRoller sits on its wheel like sashimi? But you'd think that'd make more sense for the reverse, a Sai-Roller/Lesione because the wheel would be rice and the Rhino would be fish skinned.

NANIWA-LESSIE[ナニワレッシー] from NANIWA[難波] an older name for what's now Osaka? Why is it a clown?> Just a dig at okinawan people????

GELATINSAURO[ゼラチノサウロ] GELATIN and SAUROPOD

MERLION[マーライオン] with the same MAA[マー] as MERMAID[マーメイド] and LION. You'd think there'd be easier Sealion puns to make.

SCARABIO[スカラビオ] from SCARAB but I don't know what the BIO/VIO tacked onto the end there is

U.M.A.[ユーマ] Unidentified Mysterious Animal, a term the japanese use for cryptids

UMINAIBI[ウミナイビ] I think from a ryukyu dialect word for "Princess"?

LESIE-ORCA[レシオルカ] like the ORCA aka killer whale

MIMIZUKI[ミミズキ] I assume from MMI[耳]: "ear" and ZUKIN[頭巾]: "headpiece"

RUBIA[レビア] like the genus Rubia with the Red Madder in it that lends to a lot of traditional red dyes? Or just generally a play on the Latin root, Rubra, for "red" and where we get Ruby from.

BRACHIOS[ブラキオス] from BRACHIOSAURUS

LEVIAN[レビアン] contracted from LEVIATHAN maybe?

OLIVIA[オリビア] like the name meaning "Olive tree" maybe because of its suezo coloration looking like olvie oil?

SHIRUKISU[シルキース] so this is written like SILKIES the scottish creature sort of compared to a variation of a Brownie, but I think it was supposed to be SELKIES, which fits the katakana less but the aquatic creature theme way closer

PURASHIO[プラシオ]No idea what this is supposed to be... It's a Tiger subtype?? PLASSIO?

REINDY[レインディー] like REINDEER and MOGY; the data blub mentions delivering presents to kids

SHADY[シェイディー]

PALEO[パレオ] like PALEOLITHIC?

IRASSIE[イラッシー] the data blur mentions Irako Meibutsu no UMA[イラこめいぶつ のＵＭＡ]: "Irako (locally)well-known UMA" so I assumed it was in reference to a prefecture or town or something, but all I could find was a cape called IRAGO[伊良]. I don't know if that quite checks out. Otherwise there seems to be a well known food supply ship from WWI called the IRAKO[伊良湖] but it has no association with any kind of UMA or any other urban legends?

MELUSINE[メルシーネ] From MÉLUSINE, a water spirit in French folk lore, said to dwell in a well with a fish or snake's lower half.

REGIAS[レギアス] like the latin for royal? But it's unclear why this would be from a Raiden subtype if that's the case...

POISON-LESIE[ポイズンレッシー]（レシオネ+ギタン）

LEGAIA[レガイア] what like the jrpg?? At a glance I thought it said "Regia" but that's not right, there's the extra -A in there.

BIHAKU-RYUU[ビハクリュ���] From BIHAKU[美白]: "beautifully white" and HAKURYUU[白龍]: "white dragon." It is confusingly not white???

KOKE-MOMO[コケモモ] from KOKE[鱗]: "(fish)scale" and MOMO[桃]: "peach/pink"?

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Taking a quick break from Ultra Bra to bring you one of my favourite Kalevauva.fi songs, Sinappitutut (“Mustard acquaintances”). Lyrics are directly taken from a forum post about one poster's strange fixation with mustard. A forum post which I've read myself! This isn't even the weirdest the conversation gets, believe me.

INTRO

Kuinka nopsaan olitte niin sanotusti sinappituttuja?

How long did it take for you to become so-called mustard acquaintances? 

Kauanko ensikohtaamisesta meni?

How long did it take from your first meeting?

Vai olitteko jo ennen seurustelua niin hyvät kaverit?

Or were you already such good friends before dating?

VERSE 1

Öö

Uhh

Mitä helevetin sinappituttuja?

What the hell does mustard acquaintances mean?

Nyt jäi tälle termi hieman epäselväksi

This term is quite unfamiliar to me

No siis sinappituttu

I mean, mustard acquaintance

Kehtaa esim. laittaa sinappia makkaran päälle tms. 

You dare to, for example, put mustard on a sausage, or something like that

Meinaakos että

Do you mean

Lainausmerkeissä "sinappia"

Quote unquote “mustard”

Lainausmerkeissä "makkaralle"?

On a quote unquote “sausage”? 

Siis ihan on kyse maustesinapista

This is specifically about the condiment

En minä ainakaan ensitapaamisella rupea mitään sinappia ruiluttamaan

I wouldn’t personally start squirting mustard around on my first date 

Eli siis kehtaa syödä normaalisti

So you mean, "to eat normally"

Vai mitä tällä haetaan?

Or what are you trying to get at?

CHORUS

Sinappi ei kuulu suhteen alkuhuumaan

Mustard does not belong in a relationship’s honeymoon phase

Pitääkö vääntää rautalangasta?

Do I have to spell it out?

Tiedän, etten ole ainut joka asian näin kokee

I know that I’m not the only person who feels this way

Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana?

Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word?

Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana?

Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word?

VERSE 2

10 vuotta on yhdessä pyöritty, mutta että sinappituttuja?

We’ve been together for 10 years, but mustard acquaintances?

Ei nyt sentään! Joku roti!

Never in a million years! Have some common sense!

Mikä siitä sinapista tekee niin erityisen kammottavan?

What makes mustard so especially horrifying?

Voitko pliis selittää vielä tarkemmin?

Could you please explain this more in depth?

Mielestäni olen kyllä jo selittänyt ihan suomeksi

I feel like I’ve already laid out in plain English

Että sinapin koostumus ja nimi eivät ole kovin romanttisia

That the texture and the name of mustard aren’t particularly romantic

Nimi on paha? Millä tavalla? Mikä siitä tekee pahan?

The name is the issue? In what way? What makes the name so bad?

Entäs maito? Entäs kurkku? Entäs punajuurisalaatti?

What about milk? What about cucumber? What about beetroot salad?

Ei sinappia voi verrata esimerkiksi majoneesiin

You can’t compare mustard to mayonnaise, for example

Mitä tarkennusta tähän vielä vaaditaan?

What clarification do we still need here? 

CHORUS

Just joku sinappi ei kuulu suhteen alkuhuumaan

Some damn mustard does not belong in a relationship’s honeymoon phase

Pitääkö vääntää rautalangasta?

Do I have to spell it out?

Tiedän, etten ole ainut joka asian näin kokee

I know that I’m not the only person who feels this way

Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana? (Mitä tällä haetaan?)

Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word? (What are you getting at?)

Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana?

Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word?

OUTRO

Kuinka nopsaan olitte niin sanotusti sinappituttuja?

How long did it take for you to become so-called mustard acquaintances? 

Kauanko ensikohtaamisesta meni?

How long did it take from your first meeting?

Vai olitteko jo ennen seurustelua niin hyvät kaverit?

Or were you already such good friends before dating?

[cadaverousconsumer]

i am not koking

i just heard my father on a work call say “im all ears. like a little bunny”

[yeetushaitus]

hi welcome to the infinite mirai eve hole

hi im yeetushaitus but people usually call me yeetus or rin and this is my art blog question mark i kinda just do whatever i want tbh idrk how tumblr works im just happy to be here

i have a side blog for translyrics and whatnot its @inaii1

also PLEASE talk to me abt literally anything i love making friends i just have a hard time approaching people my asks r always open so feel free to drop requests or ig literally anything in there!!!!! i LOVE yapping more than ANYTHING pls send asks

im a minor, use they/them pronouns and im aroace

heres my strawpage

interests(in no particular order): project sekai, your turn to die, ace attorney, zero escape, fire emblem, omori, how to keep a mummy, gekkan shoujo nozaki kun, zombieland saga

im always into a mix of a few of these but my main interest right now is ace attorney!

heres what ive watched/played so far: pw trilogy, aa4, the investigations duology(rest in piece raymond shields/j) dgs1 and currently playing dgs2 (this will be updated regularly)

artists i like: sasakure uk, koke, inabakumori, iyowa

favorite songs: amara the great intelligence, future eve, heat abnormal, samsa, living millenium, first class reasoning, polly jean, fantasy imitation and noah beta

if it wasn't obvious by now i really like sasakure uk but if you also happen to be a sasakure uk fan i definitely recommend koke!! their music feels like i could float in it for hours(theyre REALLY underrated so plspls go check them out)

requests and asks are always open!! feel free to request a drawing or ask about my interests or idk u can fart in there if u wanna i just really like to yap

but for requests the rules are:

no nsfw

no proships

aand i have the right to refuse or ignore any request or ask that i dont wanna answer for whatever reason ok next

um ok idk what these are but ill put them here anywyas

couldnt find any sasakure uk ones so maybe ill make some myself but these are fine for now

and uh thats all

ヒカリナクモアレ

[corajexcorazon]

Just learned that there’s a player called Koke in Atleti B

[moshi-roulette]

Maru

Name:

Maru

Nicknames:

Koke

Age:

18

Gender:

Female

Pronouns:

She/Her

Sexuality:

Aromantic

Birthday:

Feb 10

Zodiac:

Aquarius

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Personal Facts

Personality:

She likes to trick people and pull mean pranks on them, just to scare them. She may come off as rude to some people, but she does truly mean well. All she wants to do is play and cause some harmless mischief. She can also be a bit bratty at times, to the point she can be quite mean ands has a tendency of being bossy. Though, she can be easily flustered when someone calls her “cute-looking”, though she’s quick to deny such statement. She is very blunt and will not take any crap from anyone.

Likes:

Mochi

Dislikes:

Cheaters

Hobbies:

Pranking People, Dancing

Species:

Kokeshi Doll

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Relationships

Siblings:

None

Friends:

Fuun

Other:

Unnamed Father

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Fun Facts

She also really likes the game Kagome Kagome

Her arms can stretch

She is a reference to the kokeshi dolls from “As The Gods Will”

Theme:

Meikyou Oni Warabe by Masa

[cristoreysol]

Ahora veo un video del ex_portero Santi CAÑIZARES (del que volví hablar hace unos dias por Koke RESURRECCION al recordar que coincidió en REAL Madrid con el portero KOKE CONTRERAS que es de mi barrio y con el que jugué en el mismo equipo al fútbol SALA y el cual o KOKE sustituyo a CAÑIZARES en la selección española para el mundial de JAPON_KOREA 2002 porque estando en la concentración al parecer se le cayó un BOTE de COLONIA y se cortó un TENDON siendo el seleccionador CAMACHO en cuya rueda de dimisión de entrenador del REAL MADRID me colé gritando desde el FINAL de la sala de PRENSA PREFABRICADA que habia en el lateral de calle PADRE DAMIAN en el ESTADIO BERNABEU que SOLO QUEDABA EL VALOR DEL DINERO echándome el de SEGURIDAD diciéndome que ese fallo conmigo le podía costar el puesto de Trabajo, pues me colé en un DESPISTE como en la gala de MISS ESPAÑA 09 en CANCUN donde me firmó PASTORA SOLER que presentaba en esa gala el cd BENDITA LOCURA cantando LA MALA COSTUMBRE entre su cd TODA MI VERDAD y cd UNA MUJER COMO YO..además KOKE CONTRERAS fue compañero en el MALAGA del suicidado ARNAU cuya guapa mujer Maria José CAMACHO era futbolista del MALAGA..y sin olvidar que CAÑIZARES en vez de ir al MUNDIAL fue acusado entonces de corrupción de MENORES en IBIZA lo que provocó su 1er divorcio para casarse con una amiga de su mujer como MAITE GARCIA=1era mujer de PRINCE a la que compuso el cd CHILDREN OF THE SUN..muriendoseles el hijo nada más nacer..y a CAÑIZARES O MAITE GARCIA se les murió uno de los TRILLIZOS tras salir ella DESNUDA en la DUCHA por TWITTER porque al parecer uno de los hijos del 1er matrimonio de CAÑIZARES lo hizo]..lamentando muy dolorosamente el que le ha dejado la que consideraba como su 3era mujer y la mejor de todas.

P.D. Cañizares era el portero del VALENCIA en esa final de COPA DEL REY en el ESTADIO DE LA CARTUJA recién inagurado 26/6/99 (día antes del nacimiento de AITANA o de la celebración en ME+ESTALLA) que ganaron 3_0 con 2 goles de Piojo LOPEZ y el de DJ MENDIETA (quizás el mejor GOL de las finales de COPA DEL REY desde que volvió el BORBON AL TRONO o se volvieron a llamar COPA DEL REY en vez del GENERALISIMO desde el 77 que la ganó en el BERNABEU el BETIS cuyo estadio es o está en HELIOPOLIS=CIUDAD DEL SOL y su ciudad deportiva LUIS DEL SOL..gracias a 2 goles de LOPEZ contra ATH BILBAO que les llevó a los PENALTIES que ganaron y en los que marcó el SUYO).

Otra cosa significativa de CAÑIZARES y que recorde hace poco al recordar que en LA LINEA DE LA CONCEPCION o frente a GIBRALTAR me encontré una tarjeta de RIVALDO diciendo MI MAYOR TROFEO FUE HABER ENCONTRADO A DIOS pues le marcó su mejor GOL con FC BARCELONA a CAÑIZARES con el VALENCIA con una CHILENA desde fuera del AREA 17/jun/01 siendo decisivo para clasificarse a la CHAMPIONS 01/02..tras perder el VALENCIA la final CHAMPIONS de 2001 por PENALTIES ante BAYERN por lo que CAÑIZARES llorando MALDECIA MIRANDO AL CIELO cuando recogía la MEDALLA DE CONSOLACION.

[konjaku]

水蝋樹|疣取木[Ibotanonki] Ligustrum obtusifolium

A deciduous broad leaved tree about the height of a person that grows in the wild, it produces many white flowers about three centimeters long at the ends of its slender branches. This tree is often densely populated with insects called 水蝋蝋虫[Ibotarōmushi](Ericerus pela) and the wax obtained from them is used to polish katana(s), furnitures and other objects. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_wax

There is a katana(sword) named ニッカリ青江 made in the Nanbokuchō period(1336-1392.) The blade length is approximately sixty centimeters and is believed to have been made by 青江 貞次[Aoe Sadatsugu]. ニッカリ[Nikkari] means an adverb that expresses a sinister grin. The origin of this strange name is based on the following anecdote.

昔江州の中嶋修理太夫と云ふ者あり 初め八幡山邊を領す 化者有りと云ふ 夜に入て獨り行く 女幼き子を抱き來る 石燈籠あり其許にて見ればにつかり／＼と笑ひ子に向て殿樣に抱かれ奉れと云ふ 子歩み來る 卽ち之を切る 女また吾行て抱󠄁れんとて來る また切る、次の日山中を狩て見れど外に怪しきこともなし 古く苔むしたる石塔二つあり 二つとも首と覺しき所より切落て有り 其後化生も出ず何事もなしと云

[Mukashi gōshū no nakajima shuri no taifu to iu mono ari. Hajime hachiman yama atari wo ryō su. Bakemono ari to iu. Yoru ni irite hitori yuku. Onna osanaki ko wo daki kuru. Ishidōrō ari soko nite mireba nikkari nikkari to warai, ko ni mukaite "Tonosama ni dakare tatematsure" to iu. Ko ayumi kuru. Sunawachi kore wo kiru. Onna mata "Ware yukite dakaren" tote kuru. Mata kiru. Tsugi no hi sanchū wo karite miredo hoka ni ayashiki koto mo nashi. Furuku koke mushitaru sekitō futatsu ari. Futatsu tomo kubi to oboshiki tokoro yori kire-ochite ari. Sono go keshō mo dezu nanigoto mo nashi to iu.]

There used to be a man named Nakajima shuri no taifu in Gō-shū(Now Shiga Prefecture.) In the beginning, he had the territory of the area around Hachiman-yama. They say there is an apparition out there. At night he went there alone. A woman was coming with an infant in her arms. There was a stone lantern, and when he saw them there, she turned to the infant with sinister grins on her face and said, "Let the lord hold you." The infant came to him. He immediately cut the infant off. This time, the woman came to him, saying, "Then I will go and be held." He cut her off as well. He searched the mountain the next day and found nothing else suspicious. There were two old, mossy stone pagodas(statues.) Both had been cut off at what appeared to be the neck. After that, no apparition appeared and nothing happened, they said. From 詳註刀剣名物帳[Shōchū tōken meibutsu chō](Detailed commentary: Famous Swords Notebook) by 羽皐 隠史[Ukō Inshi](1853-1924) Source: https://dl.ndl.go.jp/pid/951683/1/99 This katana is currently in the collection of Marugame Municipal Archives, but it is currently not exhibited. (This is from a past event. https://www.love-marugame.jp/event/10302; ja)

A similar story remains in Nikkō Futarasan Shrine. There is a bronze lantern that, when lit, looked like a ghost and was cut off many time by the samurais of peripheral guard. This lantern is called 化灯籠[Bakedōrō](Ghost lantern.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futarasan_shrine

[uniquetyphoonmiracle]

Hoy 11 de Marzo se cumplen 21 años del Mega_atentado a los Trenes de MADRID como respuesta a la participación española en la Guerra de IRAK por las Inexistentes Armas de destrucción masiva por las que BUSH, BLAIR y AZNAR dieron un ULTIMATUM en las islas AZORES [PORTUGAL] con durao BARROSO de ANFITRION y diciendo George W BUSH [presidente de EEUU e hijo de GEORGE H.W. BUSH que VOMITO y Se DESMAYO el día que nació Koke RESURRECCION o Capitán de AT MADRID el 8/1/1992 y el cual hizo la Guerra del GOLFO con la llamada TORMENTA DEL DESIERTO] que era "EL MOMENTO DE LA VERDAD"[=gira de Malograda WHITNEY HOUSTON (como su hija) del cd WHITNEY con el que me fotografio entonces mi padre en las MANOS].

Recuerdo que me pillo durmiendo en mi casa del destierro [me había puesto la juez Carmen Valvarce CODES..un auto de aleja_miento de mi padre a raíz de los problemas surgidos porque el notario Gerardo Muñoz de DIOS legitimo mi firma falsificada] en calle MARIA SEVILLA Diago [donde vi y nos fotografio GLORIA LLANOS junto a venezolana ISABEL ACOSTA ( a la que me folle poniéndose camiseta de BECKHAM recién fichado por REAL MADRID tras un cumpleaños de una amiga de GLORIA de la que me dijo que era PROSTITUTA DE LUJO con CLIENTES FIJOS en CAPITALES EUROPEAS) .. con el Sobrino de FLORENTINO PEREZ o Eduardo SACRISTAN PEREZ junto a JESUS BENITO CASERO que me regalo por mi 32 cumple un Reloj ROSA de CHENOA de OPERACION TRIUNFO , el VALENCIANO VICENTE BEINAT que me trajo un CUCHILLO de CHINA y una PIRAÑA Disecada de VENEZUELA y JUAN JOSE LASSO de LA VEGA FERRER que me invitaba de VACACIONES a EL RINCON DE LA VICTORIA y cuya MADRE trabajaba a tiempo parcial en CORREOS=TENED ORGASMOS]..despertándome los gritos de TERROR de la VECINA y yo creía que había ALGUN INCENDIO o que la PASABA ALGO A ELLA

..luego recuerdo que en la lluviosa MANIFESTACION el día antes de las ELECCIONES que ganó ZAPATERO [que antes de jurar su cargo ante JUAN CARLOS I y una BIBLIA con CRUCIFIJO visito a los heridos del 11_M y a una VICTIMA de VIOLENCIA de GENERO que se tuvo que tirar por el BALCON porque su Ex_marido prendió fuego a la casa cy el cual era trabajador de las carnicerías de mi "amigo" Santiago Jiménez Martín o el hijo de ADORACION por lo que me contó que se DIVORCIO porque ella se PONIA A TOMAR DESNUDA EL SOL en la TERRAZA viendola los VECINOS y luego presentó al JUEZ tickets de EL CORTE INGLES que acreditaban que su marido ganaba más porque mi "amigo" le pagaba parte en NEGRO por lo que el JUEZ le impuso mayor Pensión y le dio la custodia del hijo]..con más de 1 millon de persona..a la vuelta en la estación RETIRO me encontré a JESUS Benito CASERO que me contó que tuvo que ir a rescatar a su hermano que aunque tenía novia se fue a la CASA DE CAMPO para follarse a alguna PROSTITUTA y se metió en algún sitio EMBARRADO por la LLUVIA y no podía sacar el COCHE jajaP.D. como recorde hace un par de dias VIRGINIA MAESTRO pose junto al monumento del 11_M (que diseño el estudio de arquitectura FASCINANTE AROMA A MANZANA) cuando iba a la Estación de ATOCHA para tocar en el MATADERO de TOLEDO diciendola Dani MARTIN de EL CANTO DEL LOCO [con el que canto TE RECUERDO en SAN SEBASTIAN de los REYES] "Al dedillo"

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Atletico MAdrid vs Atletic Bilbao 03/01/2025

no excuse, have to win to top the table, the rotation today should go in atleti's favor

10:27 oblak nice save, the overlap from galan the left back has been on all game, not good enough crossing

17:54 two free headers, one from sorloth, he has to score

19:10 here is the issue with continuation of play with refs, late tackle across the foot+ ankle, why not whistled initially. And with no Koke, De Paul is needed by Atletico . this is the problem

21:24 great recovery griezzman, the slip past on the atleti left has been open all game, if i was the referee a yellow card would had occured by now

24:44 little rushing , miscommunication, the squad nows what a win means here, but they must focus,

25:33 look at the son of simeone! lovely fight, really battles out there

27:01 now Inaki williams stamped on the foot of barrios if that is in the box is that a penalty, de paul earlier got stamped in the box a penalty but outside the box no call, that is imbalanced.

28:29 guiliano simeone, lovely timing,

29:37 great work by sorloth, not a sharp pass to guiliano, but he recovered.

32:02 the first card of the game but it already had card worthy actions i do think the pre v.a.r. way of full ref control on the pitch is better.

35:44 great use of sorloth,

57:27 the ref didn't give the yellow card to bilbao players who stepped on the foot,

57:26 simeone out for llorente

sorloth out for alvarez

lino out for gallagher

61:58 griezzman out for correa

65:58

lovely pass by llorente, correa knew it was for julian, he was onside but perceived, Alvarez one on one and scored, has to score these

68:28

notice gimenez has come off the bench twice in seven days and is arguably atleti's best defender, the asencio argument is wrong for me and barrios has to stop getting cards, he came on for barrios who seems to be a card agent, he accumulates

70:30 it is amazing correa can win a header like that

72:22 angel correa can play, yes his heart is not the strongest, but his spirit is

75"05 the soccer gods are with atleti today, no excuse for bilbao not to hit the target

77"35 look at correa, fighting to keep possession and press well

541 system, counter,

some bad positions on the fouls, atleti aren't getting the rub by the ref, where is the continuation

80:56 big moment

82:01

the goalpost is the 12th man today:) well done goal post:) your working overtime

Atleti!

The son becomes the father

#rmsoccer

[ikram1909]

I see so many Barça accounts saying Iñigo isn't in the NT because he's old as if Navas didn't exist. I thought we would have to put up with that overrated Sevilla idiot until I was 40 myself and I just turned 23. But also, the age excuse was what the best manager in the world who looks after his players and it's like a dad to them (Madrid press have such an imagination) gave to Koke when he took over and called him to say I don't give a shit how well you play, you won't play for Spain while I'm the manager. Not the only player who got that message. Others were in their early 20s so I wonder what the excuse was. For a few it was I don't like you because you were Luis Enrique's fave. Great management.

Oí respect Gavi's dad Navas hello??? I've never seen anyone with a beef with him 😭😭 I'm pretty it was Ramos he told that he won't get a chance with the nt while he's coach no? No to sound like I'm defending de la muerte but I don't think it has to do with Enrique because Gavi was his ultimate favourite and de la muerte loves him too (in his own twisted way 😒). I too don't think his problem with Íñigo has to do with age, it definitely goes deeper than that.