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[the-epic-hiram-lows]

my offering for the apparently robust kevhead army

[addictedtofiction03]

First To Eight, Sets the Date

First to Eight, Sets the Date

Chapter Two: Jughead

“Okay, you get that one,” Kevin grumbled. “Betty isn’t here either.”

“She’s not?” Jughead answered as worry filled his being. He held up his wrist to look at his watch. She was meant to be off work already, and Betty is not one to be late. “That’s weird. Maybe the rain is delaying her too.”

“Maybe. So what are we going to do about your little situation?”

“What situation?”

“Don’t play dumb with me,” Kevin sighed. “I swear I am going to be old and gray by the time you two get together.” Jughead could practically hear Kevin’s eye roll through the phone.

“You already are old and gray, Kevin,” Jughead snarked at him. “I thought I saw specks of white in those blonde curls of yours the other day.”

“You did not!” Kevin said sounding muffled, and Jughead knew that he was checking it. “There are no gray hairs, in Kevin Keller’s hair. That was just cold.”

Jughead snickered. “And calling me and Betty a situation was just as cold. To answer your question, I have no idea what I am going to do.” He admitted and thanked the Lords and Goddesses when the taxi began a slow creep. It was not fast, but it was better than sitting still.

“You know what,” Kevin grumbled. “I am giving you a deadline.” He told Jughead.

“A deadline?”

“That’s right. A deadline,” Kevin nodded through the line and Jughead could hear the sounds of Veronica’s voice rolling through the background. Jughead waited a few seconds for them to exchange a few words before clearing his throat to try and catch Kevin’s attention. Kevin had the tendency to get distracted when he was on the phone by other people and ignoring the poor caller. However, this time it worked in Jughead’s favor, and the background noise seemed to fade. “Sorry about that. So this deadline...You have until Valentine’s Day to tell her or I will do it for you.”

“Valentine’s day! But that is next week, Kevin.”

“That is right, which means you have eight days to tell her or I will blow my top,” Kevin threatened smugly.

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[juqpeaz]

what your favourite riverdale ship says about you

by nate juqpeaz

add any more in the notes!!

bughead: you have a crush on jughead jones. you wish you were betty cooper. cole sprouse is so hot am i right

jarchie: all jarchie stans fall into 3 categories: fetishisers, projectors, and normal people. (if you’re getting defensive me abt calling you the first two, you’re the first two)

varchie: you’re horny. stop it youre like 12

veggie: you wish you were rich, and like same, but still

barchie: you wish you were betty cooper again

beronica: youre valid thats what that says

jeronica: youre edgy and you hate betty

core ot4: indecisive but valid nonetheless

choni: you wish you were toni or cheryl (or ur straight up just here for the wlw which, big mood. very valid btw)

cheryl/anyone that isnt a girl: congrats! i diagnose you with lesbophobic

joavin: you can’t let go of the past

mevin: you’re on thin fucking ice

kangs: you kinda really want joavin back, or you love musicals

kevin/any other boy (kughead/karchie/keggie): you just want kevin to be happy

kevin/any girl: boom fella! homophobic

swangs: you dont care about the core 4. same

sweetvee/swetty: stop projecting and selfship you coward!! its okay to do that you know! its 2019! just make a self insert and go apeshit! ill reblog it!

falice: you’re fucking insane. i dont know if youre valid or not. keep living i guess

any other parent ships: you’re normal and i love you

any form of inc*st or p*dophilia ship: you’re a fuck and i hate you

bonus: my crackships under the cut owu 

btw im all of these at once- so dont worry if youre any of these. i feel ur pain

jugpea: i diagnose you with projection syndrome. you have a type

swarchie: enemies > lovers is your favourite trope

regchie: you’re into jocks

reghead: you had a crush on your childhood bully and you’re not over them yet

mevangs: indecisive. i love you

fughead: projection. you are the rarepair master. also yr soft. i appreciate that

swangsvin: you wish you were kevin keller

sweghead: you wish you were reggie, sweet pea AND jughead all at once. iconic