#kuiper is scared to post

[kuipermoth]

bioluminescent boyfriend

[toonjazzy]

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Really long ramble

MERCURY KNOWS

I SWEAR VENUS CAUSED THE COLLISION OR SOMETHING AND THAT’S WHY HE’S SO SCARED OF ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THEIA

Also, Sun is def a Vercury shipper sbhjabhiuah I can’t blame him though, the last few months have been showing so much potential for these two. Like I actually think Venus deep down wants to fix everything

“Now start mooning!” “Uhh…I don’t think you know what that means” UGAYYGIAHUIAIHU SUN REALLY JUST SAID “Show him your ass” 😭😭😭 They’re planets so I’m not sure how that would work—

MERCURY…Watching Venus for so long that you can read him like a book? That’s pretty Ga—

YAYYY, THEY’RE USING METIS’S CHARACTER AGAIN!!! I’M SO HAPPY!!

Also, I knew everybody was gonna start hating Titania -_-, as soon as I watched the preview for this one and the previous episode, I thought to myself “Great, the fandom is gonna hate her even more because forbid a girl have emotions”

I need to stop hearing people say “Titania’s character is ruined!” Or blaming Titan, bro what the fuck did Titan do??? I could go on a long rant about how their ship gets way too much unnecessary hate. (People go out of their way to spam hate on people who draw fanart of them, there’s this thing called “Scrolling”, that’s what I do when I see TitanxLuna getting shoved in my face all the time) But that would take a very long post and also I really do not feel like getting harassed by a bunch of people who take an indie cartoon about talking planets way too seriously

Anyway, no, Titania is not “Ruined”. Like do you people forget that we have hardly seen her? DO YOU PEOPLE FORGET THAT SHE GOT FUCKING HURT BY PLANET X!? AND HER OWN PLANET WAS JUST IGNORING HER!? AND HER PLANET REGARDLESS OF APOLOGIZING OR NOT, DID JOKE ABOUT KILLING HIS MOONS??? No hate to Uranus, I still love him <333 He’s so me fr sometimes. But…Look at it from Titania’s perspective! She’s traumatized! And Solarballs has a way of showing trauma responses

We saw Jupiter have a Panic Attack and flashbacks when he remembered about The Grand Tack

When Mercury yelled he was gonna explode, Sun got scared and moved away from him. BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS BORN, ANOTHER STAR WENT SUPERNOVA AND SENT HIM FLYING!!!

Planet X was shivering and his breathing was irregular when he re-entered the solar system

Triton had flashbacks to crashing into Neptune’s previous moons at least twice because the stuff that was happening around him was way too familiar and then he started crying

Earth heard Theia’s name and it all triggered a series of memories for him which is where we are now

Sun added a Roche Limit sign after Earth tried to kill himself by flying towards the Sun. He also says “Celestial Bodies who ignore the importance of the Roche Limit do not care for their existence”, referring to how Earth had yelled out “I don’t care anymore”

Metis is scared to go to the Kuiper Belt by herself because the asteroids are huge. BECAUSE PLANET X WAS GOING TO THROW A HUGE TORNADO OF ASTEROIDS AT ALL THE SMALL MOONS INCLUDING HER BUT TITAN, TITANIA, AND GANYMEDE TOOK ALL THE HITS

Also, of course Titania likes the thought of becoming a Planet! Who wouldn’t? My mom literally told me last week “I’m sure a lot the moons would jump at the chance to become planets” EVEN MY MOM KNOWS!!!

Anyway, back to the rest of the episode

DO NONE OF THEM REALIZE LUNA ISN’T HERE??? Bro’s the only moon not at the meeting and not one of them has stated he isn’t there. I thought Luna was like co-founder since Titan brought the rocky moons with him first for his idea. Luna even made the signs for the club. BRO, WHY DO NONE OF THEM MENTION THE FACT THAT LUNA ISN’T HERE???

Also, I’m seeing Titania getting hate because she was bout to leave to become a planet. Bruh…Io, Iapetus, Mimas, Elara, Phobos, and even a few of Neptune’s moons were leaving with her too! Even Ganymede is shocked by Io running off!

ALSO I LOVE EUROPA’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! OH MY GOD!!! Also, I’m getting major Europa and Titan having a sibling dynamic vibes

I think that’s it…?

Anyway, ramble over. I’m gonna keep defending Titania with all my core! I love defending characters everybody just turns against, they hate me because of it—

[elysia-nsimp]

Okay so um, this is a WIP of my Yuusona. I’m not sure how I feel about sharing my art online yet so please be nice lmao. (Also pls excuse my messy handwriting thankiess)

Information on the sketch!

Comet “Yuu” Yuusonya

She/Her pronouns / 16 years old

5’1 (155 cm) / about 100 lbs

Birthday: July 18

Dominant hand: right

Homeland: Unknown

Grade: Freshman

Class: Class A

Club: Gargoyle Study Club

Best subject: Astrology

Favorite food: Ice cream

Least fav food: Bacon

Talent: Psychoanalysis

Comet is a shy individual. She has really bad social anxiety and upon first arriving at NRC (much like canon Yuu, being transported from another dimension), she pretended to be a boy to blend in with the rest of the students. She’s skilled in cosplay and makeup, so it was a relatively easy task for her. She went by Kuiper (pronounced like Cooper) because it’s a space related name, much like her actual name. She’s asexual, heteroromantic, and considering the possibility of her being polyamorous.

Comet loves space and has studied constellations for years now, and she’d love to talk to someone about them. Her whole aesthetic is a mix of cottagecore and space academia. On top of cosplay and astrology, Comet loves art (including drawing, writing, theatre (she’s a little too shy for the stage though), dance, singing, fashion, all sorts of stuff—she especially loves writing poetry!), architecture, and caring for other people. Consider her a very *very* shy mom friend. She also loves animals.

Comet’s got major trust issues. And she’s Terrified of Men. And she doesn’t like it when people touch her unprompted in any way, shape, or form. So anyway things are going grEAT FOR HER /s

There’s a lot that goes into Comet, but that’s just some basics I suppose. I’ll make lots of posts about her lol.

Now for some important relationships! Since she came from another world and has no damn clue where she is or how to get home, she had to start completely over from scratch upon reaching Twisted Wonderland.

Crowley — she resents him because to her, it seems like he isn’t even trying to find her a way home, and he hasn’t done basically anything to help her. Ramshackle is falling apart on her and he isn’t doing anything! She sleeps in fear of the ceiling collapsing in on her.

Ace & Deuce — her first friends. If you can even call them that, that is… she tolerates their chaos/j. They’re kind of the only people she feels comfortable around, if that. She’s kind of scared of their chaos though.

Trey — they both enjoy baking. It’s like one of Comet’s Favorite Things To Do Ever so when she found out that not only was Trey an older brother, but a baker too? She tried her best to subtly tell him she wanted to be friends without actually having to tell him.

Floyd — Tbh one day Floyd just picked her up and took her home and she hasn’t been able to shake him since. (Except not literally because she would not hesitate to kick a tall and intimidating man who tried to touch her without asking first.) Anyway she realized pretty quick that she couldn’t get rid of Floyd and just accepted his presence. They’re best friends now.

Jade — Met Jade because of Floyd. She thinks he’s alright. She thinks he’s pretty too but she’d never say that. Okay maybe both the Leechs are pretty. Shhhh. Anyway she admires Jade’s passion for the things he likes and enjoys his presence.

Idia — they played Minecraft together once (barely talking) and now she’s decided that they’re friends as a result

Malleus — she never understood why people thought he was so intimidating. Since she’s in his club, she’s spoken to him several times. Yeah he’s tall and kind of scary-looking, but he seems nice so she considers him a friend.

Sebek — bro she hates Sebek, like she’d never say it but she finds him so annoying. Like please stop sir she’s just trying to ask Malleus what his favorite flavor of ice cream is… what do you mean he hasn’t had ice cream before??

Grim — she was so annoyed by him at first and wanted nothing to do with him, but once she got stuck with him in Ramshackle, she was quick to adopt him as her cat and now she takes care of him like she’s his mother.

So yeah! There’s an introduction to Comet! The tag “CometYuusonya” will be used to keep track of all info or shitposts I make regarding her!! Tysm for reading ^^

[the-answers-lie-beyond-our-stars]

[Posted on 08/03/20]

J u s t a N i b b l e

"We can't, we simply can't! Harming another person is wrong!"

"You've been starving us, Siebren. You understand that if we don't feed we die don't you?"

"Yes but..."

"Then there is no other choice. Feed or die."

This was the conversation Dr. Siebren de Kuiper's personal laboratory assistant, Y/N, was treated to as they stood there in the doctor's lab. Following an experiment-gone-wrong on the International Space Station a few years ago, de Kuiper had become a recluse and hid himself away in his lab, away from society. Y/N had discovered just why a few hours before; Siebren had dissociated quite a bit due to the trauma of his accident and developed a second personality to serve as his psyche's shield whom he called Sigma. The two frequently conversed like they were doing now.

Y/N was genuinely confused as to what they were talking about. "Feed"? Feed what? Or feed who? Y/N flinched when the male's blue eyes shift to them. It was Siebren who spoke first.

"I'm so sorry for all of this. I should've been totally honest when you first came to work here with me. Now you've discovered Sigma's existence."

He pauses before taking a deep breath and sighing.

"But there's one more thing I haven't told you."

Y/N's head tilts to the side out of curiosity. What else had he hidden? Y/N chuckles internally at the laundry list of possible (comedic) things it could be.

"I have a... condition. You see-"

Before he has a chance to finish, Sigma breaks in. Siebren's features quickly turn cold and sharp at the shift.

"We're what normal people call a vampire."

Y/N blinks in shock. Vampires were real? As soon as Siebren regains control, he seems genuinely worried by their reaction and reaches to take their arm in his chilly hand. Y/N doesn't move at all, not wanting to seem afraid. The poor Dutchman probably felt bad enough about withholding the information; he'd feel even worse if he scared them now.

"I understand if you want to leave with all this in mind. I won't stop you."

Y/N responds with a head shake. They weren't just going to leave. Sure their lab partner had a second personality and drank bloo- Then it dawned on Y/N... When did he drink blood? They saw him for most of the day so there's no way he had time to. Y/N is broken from their thoughts by a groan from the astrophysicist. He was holding the palm of his free hand to his forehead in reaction to what was likely a headache. When Siebren's expression shifts back to the cold one Sigma wore, Y/N's heart sunk. The male's other hand takes a hold of their other arm and holds them there.

"Siebren has been starving us for months, refusing to drink from not one person to protect the people around us. What he doesn't realize is that doing so is the equivalent of pushing an injured animal into a corner; it's going to attack eventually."

He pauses for a moment to allow Y/N to process the information. It all seemed very logical so there wasn't much confusion. He starts again.

"Are you aware of how torturous it is to be in such close quarters with a human? To hear their heart beat, pumping that crimson nectar across their brittle little form?"

His grip was beginning to hurt a bit as it tightened around their arms. The towering male slowly begins to lean forward and Y/N gets a flash of his glistening fangs. They knew exactly where this was going...

"I want just a nibble. Nothing else, I promise."

Y/N doesn't resist as fangs sink into their shoulder. No use was there? As their blood begins to flow out of their body, a light headed feeling quickly manifests; the world was spinning and blurring together. The tall male pulls away after a moment but the world continues to whirl like a carnival ride. The last thing Y/N sees before blacking out is Sigma's blood stained smirk...

[nightsky-wonderer]

The Curious Case of Comets

Comets.  Fascinating dirty snowballs in space.  The apparent symbol for the Dark Kingdom, suspected hidden power source of Varian’s, and possible origin of the Dark Kingdom’s opal.  Here, I share some cool info about why these celestial bodies are so interesting, as well as a fun, personal insight how our favourite alchemist may parallel them in some ways; possible support for the Comet!Varian Theory?

 (Whoever came up with this theory first, I wish to credit you!)

UPDATE 1.1 few fixes and new thoughts.  Probably more after tent-pole episode

Part 1: The Science (Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

 - Comets are small celestial bodies composed of ice, dust and rock.  Also contains multiple forms of organic compounds and gasses (e.g. carbon dioxide, amino acids, methane, ammonia, etc.)

- Observational studies, such as the splitting of comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 and 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann, and space missions (e.g. Deep Impact, Rosetta), help suggest that comets are very fragile objects!  Some of the suspected mechanisms behind splitting nuclei include tidal splitting, direct impact, thermal stress, and internal gas pressure (more about splitting mechanisms here).  The internal structure, however, is a topic still left up for debate. 

- Comets start out dark and frozen in deep space.  Upon reaching the inner solar system, they begin to heat up, outgas, and brighten.  The sublimated gasses form an ‘atmosphere’ around the nucleus called the Coma.  Eventually, the comet forms two tails.  The Ion (or Gas) Tail is a result of ionized (removal of electrons) molecules from the coma, and is pulled away by solar wind along magnetic field lines.  They appear narrow and blue in colour, and always point straight, away from the sun.  The Dust Tail appears long and curved, and also is influenced by solar wind.

- If the Coma is mostly composed of Cyanogen (CN) and/or Diatomic Carbon (C2), UV Radiation will cause these gasses in the Coma to glow green or teal (blue-green).  Examples of comets that appeared this way: Comet Hyakutake (1996), 109P/Swift-Tuttle, 2P/Encke, C/2014 Q2 Lovejoy.

- Some observers use the teal/green colour as an indicator that the comet is in an active phase, where experiencing outbursts are high, and that parts of its nucleus is more vulnerable to splitting apart!  Such events, however, are rare.

- There are currently 3,564 comets observed and named, but only a small fraction become naked eye visibility, with even less receiving the title of Great Comet (Those that become exceptionally bright!  e.g. Comet Hale-Bopp in 1997).  There are possibly trillions beyond the orbit of Neptune waiting to be discovered!

- Comets travel in highly elliptical orbits, each one varying in time to make one revolution.  Short Period comets (e.g. Halley’s Comet) originate from the Kuiper belt, and are guaranteed to return within 200 years.  Long Period comets (e.g. Hale-Bopp) take much longer and may not return for thousands of years!  They sometimes appear as the most spectacular to view, due to its abundance of volatiles from their minimal visits to the solar system.  Can be found in the Oort Cloud.  Sungrazers get very close to the sun upon perihelion (closest distance from sun).  They usually evaporate away if they have a small mass.  However, there are a rare few that actually survive the trip.

- More frequent visits to the solar system results in more of the comet’s volatiles and contents getting lost, eventually leaving a rocky core behind!

- Scientific theories portray comets as both the destroyers (e.g. younger dryas), and the creators of life (e.g. emergence of life billions of years ago).

Part 2: Legends and Superstitions (Sources: 1, 2)

- Due to their unpredictable natures and appearances, many ancient cultures saw comets as a message from their gods, and an omen for impending disasters and negative superstitions.

- Ancient legends also helped fuel this negative association with comets (e.g. The Babylonian “Epic of Gilgamesh” describing about floods and fire once a comet arrives).

- They were also blamed for some of history’s darkest moments (e.g. Julius Caesar’s death, the Black Death in England)

- Cause of scares: When Halley’s Comet returned in 1910, a rumour spread about a poisonous gas being emitted from the comet.  People rushed to grab gas masks and other innovative objects, such as ‘anti-comet’ umbrellas, to help them avoid the supposed danger.

- Natal chart superstition: If comets are present within a person’s natal chart at birth, the person “could be an innovative thinker, and could be associated with shocks, too.  These people may carry out actions to release or may have an overwhelming influence over large groups.  Their attitude and traits may be unpredictable.”(Rod Chang, 2014)

Fun Facts:

- The word, Comet, comes from the Greek word, komētēs, meaning “long-haired (star)”. The Icelandic word, halastjarna, translates as “tail star”, which the Chinese referring to them “long-tailed pheasant stars”, “broom stars,” and “vile stars”.

- Asteroid 2015 TB145, theorized to be an extinct comet, looks just like a skull!

- Just for fun - Colour Scheme: Black nucleus, Blue ion tail, Grey/Yellowish-White dust tail, sometimes Teal/Green Coma.

- Debris left behind by comets are responsible for some of Earth’s annual meteor showers! (e.g. Perseids, Orionids, Leonids)

Connections/Parallels with Varian

Now finally, for the fun part.  

First of all, the Moon theory, created by @ghosta-r , is great! Really well-analysed and has strong evidence (also, please read @nyxglitch ‘s post, it’s very well-done!).   However, there is still that feeling where Canon appears to be bringing lunar symbolism towards a different direction, or a different character. Assuming the hints from “Vigor the Visionary” are pointing towards the Dark Prince theory (created by @forever-tangledup), it may be the crew wish to present the sun/moon relationship in a more romantic direction. There is a chance, however, one or two theories end up being true, or none at all in the end, but it does not stop the fun of speculation before they’re officially debunked!

Keep note, these are just my opinions, and fun personal take on Varian’s potential comet parallels, and you are free to disagree with them.

1. Omens for disaster: 

A.) This one, I felt, was pretty obvious.  Varian has been labeled “a dangerous wizard” in “What the hair”, and in the second half of season 1, was being labelled as “dangerous” in general.  It seems that both Varian and comets are the go-to things to place blame for negative superstition.  However, Varian did rightfully earn his first title for his unpredictable experiments-gone-wrong. 

B.) Interestingly, this negative reputation shares a similar parallel with opals being associated with “bad luck” and other superstitions.

2. Colour palette:  

A.)  From the colours identified, I feel that a majority, more specifically, ¾ colours match up with Varian (Blue, Black, Teal). I do admit, however, that the colours of his shirt and hair stripe can be very tricky to the eyes sometimes.  In some scenes, it appears blue, while in others, it appears greener; I even had trouble deciding which colours to use while making my cosplay.  On the other hand, I think it may be safe to say that the colours are more in the blue-green region.

B.)  The yellowish-white colours appear more prominently when the comet has released enough gas and dust to reflect the sun’s light, usually when it is getting close to perihelion.  This tends to dull out the teal colours of the coma most times.  

C.)  Most of us would probably not be familiar with green comets; Most of the Great Comets talked about in the news are white and bright, and this is due to its close approach to the sun and/or the size of its nucleus (with the exception of Hyakutake, which was small, but made a very close approach to earth). A majority of comets are much fainter, and barely make it to impressive naked eye visibility, thus don’t make the headlines as much.

3. Messenger of the gods: Ok, deities are not really presented, nor do they play much of a role in the series, so this may be a weak point.  However, the first thing that came into my mind was Varian’s appearances in Rapunzel’s nightmares.  More specifically, the one where Varian delivers the message to “face [her] destiny” or all will be lost.  I suppose in a metaphorical sense, the rocks (the gods) send Varian (the messenger/comet) to deliver Rapunzel an important message.

4. Elliptical orbits (one that will be difficult to explain :p):  

A.)  @mycove has mentioned in a recent post that the comet’s elliptical orbit describes Varian’s relationship with Rapunzel and her friends: sometimes far, sometimes close.  Everyone started out as friends in the beginning, but as season 1 came to an end, Varian became very cold and distant from the group.

B.)  Comets remain dark and invisible until they reach a certain distance within the inner solar system, where they increasingly receive solar energy to finally shine.  This is similar to what @nyxglitch described Varian and the Moon in their post: “small and insignificant… also cold and duels in the night, yet needs the sun in order to shine, otherwise it is eclipsed and left in the dark.”  Almost every object in the solar system needs the sun to shine light on them in order to make a noticeable appearance in the night sky.  In terms of plot, Varian’s biggest relevance and actions, being a plot device, occur when he is more involved with Rapunzel (the sun).

C.)  Assuming the comet’s brightness can also symbolize Varian’s actions and influence, the more he interacted with Rapunzel, the more said actions and influence became more noticeable and felt in Corona.  Just like how as a comet became brighter, the more noticeable it became to display both its beauty and its horrors upon mankind. 

D.)  As comets lose more of themselves with each return to the inner solar system, Varian appears to be losing more of himself (his sanity) with each progressing encounter with Rapunzel, notably in the second half of season 1.

5. Fragile Nucleus

A.)   It’s no surprise that Varian is fragile, being presented to be very prone to accidents and injuries. He even suffered a mental breakdown by SOTSD.

B.)  Comets release more gas and dust, and become brighter as it approaches the sun.  But at what cost? Comets experience outbursts that may contribute to self-fragmentation; some end up evaporating completely if they get too close to the sun, and all sorts of other things happen to them that result in the comet losing its volatiles, weakening its structure, and even end up being destroyed completely.  Similar to point D for Elliptical Orbit, Varian’s actions in Corona progressively became very noticeable and felt as he continued to react to Rapunzel’s light, but at the same time, the price of doing so results in his own self-destruction.

6. Natal Chart Superstition: I feel as if these words described Varian very well. Even though natal charts have no involvement in the series, it’s fun to think if his personality is playing along the lines or referencing this superstition.

7. What the hair?! *Literally*

A.) In the Moon Theory, Varian’s hair stripe can be seen as a crescent moon on one side.  In terms of this theory, it could also be seen as a teal-coloured comet streaming across the night sky.  The pointiest part of the stripe is the nucleus, then the rest left/upward from it curves and streams out like it’s tail!

B.) Comets appear to have their longest and curviest tails around perihelion, aka the point they’re most vulnerable to evaporate.  This could be visual foreshadowing (get too close to the sun, and you’ll burn!). 

Overall, I am excited to see how the series concludes regardless of whatever theory is confirmed; I’m sure whatever the crew has up their sleeves, it will be satisfying.

[mayasaura]

Transcript:

JOHN 20:8

In the dream, he told her the words about where he took his degrees, his post-doc, his research fellowship. They were his noise and not really for consumption. More like meditation; like even his mouth knew the pointlessness of it, and just wanted to recite. Dilworth. Otago. Auckland. Overseas to Corpus.(She likes the word corpus; it sounds nice and fat.) Then another year abroad, where he got the grant and met the men who would make things happen. Special pleading with the New Zealand government and Asia-Pacific Environmental, at his suggestion, then back to the facility outside Greytown. They mocked it up to look like a freezing works. We all thought that was funny, he said.

He said: We just wanted to save you. You were so sick.

He said, It was just me and A— and M— at the start. It wasn't that they didn't have the money for a bigger team; we were simply the only ones capable of what they were asking. M— for medical, A— because he was the glycerol-6 genius. He could have gone anywhere and he stuck with me . . . and thank God for that, because he handled all the shareholders. I was there for everything, but those meetings were like dying. I'll never love meetings. C— was brought on by the oversight execs for contracts, you know, checks and balances, but look where that ended up, she was on our side before the first year was over . . .

He said: You have to understand that right up until the last year we believed they were going to see it through. We knew the plan could work. The Mark-R cryo cans had room for 11 billion people, easy. We'd got the procedure down to five hours per person with a trained team of four. Assuming an existing medical degree, that training could take as little as weeks, Manpower wasn't an issue if we started now. Sure, the maternity stuff wasn't totally ironed out, but we were nearly there, and the packing was perfect. Of course they bitched about the timeline, and they bitched about the money, but they were always going to bitch about the money. Our rule was, nobody knowingly left behind.

He said: Even when they were constructing the other ships we got told straight-up that it was nothing, they were being sent off to the Kuiper installation to be on point for the full population evac. IAF were involved, Pan-Euro Astronautics gave it their blessing, it was all so benign. We even lent them G— at the time because they wanted to talk about the coating. M— said that she didn't like it, she smelled a rat, and you know what I said? You know what I told her? I said, Don't let it get to you and I said, Don't get paranoid! I fucking looked her in the eye and said, this is the way we're getting out, and you know that the moment half a dozen trillionaires realize it, they're going where the oxygen is. That's what I always told her. They're going where the oxygen is. Wealthy men always head for the exit.

He said: When they called me up and said the cryo project was over she looked at me and she just said, There they go, John.

In the dream they were sitting on the beach. He had made a fire from damp driftwood. The smoke made of black mark where it touched the tarpaulin, at the top, where it was stretched over their heads. The ash was still falling. It made them sick, but only ever for a little while. Anything that hurt them only ever hurt them for a little while.

In the dream, she was sat next to a bundle of meat he'd cut, thighs mostly, for when they felt hungry, which happened rarely and always simultaneously. When it did happen they would sit side by side, eating until their stomachs were sore. They would drink water from the sea like dogs.

He said after a pause: You know the worst part? She cried. She and A— both cried. In each other's arms, like babies. They were so fucking scared. And I was right there, and I couldn't do piss. Everything I was and everything I had done, and I couldn't do a damn thing.

He was quiet for a long time. The sea ate at the sand. The waves glowed a little even though there was no sunshine, only thick yellow cloud.

She prompted: So what did you do?

He said: A damned thing, didn't I?

She said: When is the part where you hurt me?

He said: Soon. It's coming up.

She said: I still love you.

And in the dream he rubbed his temple with his thumb and said: "You always say that, Harrowhark."

DAY ONE

REGARDING NONA—HOT SAUCE IS WATCHFUL—THE CITY HAS A BAD DAY—NONA GETS A BEDTIME STORY—FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE TOMB IS OPENED.

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A boat without magic, or gol, says goodbye to Europe

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the boat was left at the gates of the semi-finals of the Champions League. It fell to Juventus. It also did so for their own mistakes. He paid with eliminating evil match in Turin. This time there was no comeback as against PSG. It could not retrieve or one of the three goals he had against. Luis Enrique had said the day before, that after meter 1-0, the public would be 2-0 and the third would fall only. He did not even the first. Bid farewell to Europe with pride, they put you desire, heart, although, again, no fluids with your game. Leo Messi could even lay your hands on the solution of the Trident, except was unable to overcome the expert Italian defence with a duo formed by Chiellini and Bonucci who were imperial. This time not the attack covered other short-term problems for the Barcelona game.

the boat should now think about the League, recover face to the classic on Sunday to follow aspiring to the title. At the Bernabeu will be at stake more than three points. FC picture must overcome the Champions League elimination, change chip fast and focus on Real Madrid, that Yes has qualified for the European semifinals. The team of Luis Enrique should not throw in the towel, on the contrary.

without goals

El Barca could not open the score in the first part. He finished zero to zero. In those initial 45 minutes it became clear that Juventus was not Paris Saint Germain. The ‘remuntada 2’ to put uphill. The day of the 6-1, the dscanso was reached with a 2-0 lead. Output, it became clear that the Italians were much more experienced, that were not locked in your area. That tried to play as far away from the goal of Gianluigi Buffon . Until 30 min did not fire the first shot between the three sticks, work of Lionel Messi . He was the only one, although the own read enjoyed another superb occasion that topped out (18′) after ‘left’ of Luis Suárez .

Vecchia signora had the invaluable support of the collegiate Dutch Bjorn Kuipers men enabled Massimiliano Allegri play to the limit of the rules of procedure, without beep clear fouls near the area juventina. There is no doubt that ‘ Arbitration ‘, Víktor Kassai to speak in any way, of influenced the College Camp Nou. He didn’t know that his decision was taken as a home and spent of braking. That eventually annoy players Barça, which used them to pass too often. Fate as Bjorn Kuipers was talking with Jasper Cillessen the FC Barcelona goalkeeper, fellow, before the party! The thing almost are you going from the hands after a lack of Miralem Pjanic Leo Messi which was ‘Avenged’ disproportionately by Neymar (saw yellow). There was no tangana between both teams narrowly.

the Barca game was irregular and much precipitation. They were to lose many balls in no forced passes. The ball circulated, sometimes too fast when it was missing pause and vice versa. The positive part was the men of Luis Enrique were serious in defence, with Gerard Piqué and Samuel Umtit i, very attentive, quick and forceful. With a Jordi Alba is claimed to braking to Juan Cuadrado and putting in evidence Dani Alves . He had the goal in his feet after pass Leo Messi favourite played both. He arrived late for a little.

with Paco Alcácer

the second part began more or less equal, except that Gerard pique he played as one striker more and ended up disrupting his team. Even so, Leo Messi returned to create danger with a great shot. The replica that was John square forced Marc-André ter Stegen to make a great stop at the base of the pole. Now Barca attacked equal and defended worse. Bad business. Again appeared read and gave a scare to Buffon in shot deflected by Chiellini . Enrique luis

wanted to shake the party. I went to Paco Alcácer by Ivan Rakitic . The Valencia striker was placed on the right of the attack. The technician increased in number of attackers but desguarneció wide area. Kuipers

continued making mischief. Not whistled a clear pjanic Busquets and the auction of the Bosnian, after rebounding in pique was ‘poisoning’ and forced to Ter Stegen to clear with troubles when the balloon entered by the Navy. Another scare. And again had Messi Buffon fail and Alcácer Centre . But read rare thing in it, you rushed and kicked, but above the rail. It was inside the small area.

Massimiliano Allegri also moved tab and went on to play with the ‘ BBC ‘ in defense, with Bonucci Barzagli and Chiellini . As well as in the selection of Italy. Juventus already made clear that it saw the tie, more or less resolved. Lucho because it broke schemes to get back to Mascherano (por Sergi Roberto) and let pique up in plan Alexanko theoretical water hammer.

there was no way to overcome the ever more numerous defense juventina. The match ended as it began, with a tie to zero. It was a farewell with little glory in Europe for FC Barcelona. It was only for history as the blaugrana public dismissed his own, with all the Camp Nou singing and moving to air their flags. Them that Chelsea, the players do not.

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