#lab testing 🔬

[bluesidez]

Listen, now hear me out........Dadbod!Miguel🫣

You gotta make something with this, please😩😭😭😭

His pudge🥹

I have seen the craze around Dadbod! Miguel. Especially with @cupcakeinat0r being the president.

My question to you is this….fluff + smut or no smut?

(If this is a request to write something with this trope/prompt, I won’t be able to get to it until later BUT!! I’m already cooking with the idea 🤫)

[bluesidez]

I would like to try this! If this flops…pretend you didn’t see it lol 🤠

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats  🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love 🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? 🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis 🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? 🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love 💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis 🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?  🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before 🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?  🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings 🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? 🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now 📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?  🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character 🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? 🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on ❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? 🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity 🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh  🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? 🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate 🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? 🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately  🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?  🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing 🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? 🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here ☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? 🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them 🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them 🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

[pupsmailbox]

SCIENCE ID PACK

NAMES ︰ acid.　ada.　alkali.　amadeo.　archaea.　argon.　atlas.　atom.　atomielle.　atomiene.　beryl.　beryllium.　billy.　bon.　boron.　cadmium.　caesium.　cal.　carson.　catalyst.　cecile.　cell.　celle.　celline.　charles.　chem.　chemesse.　chemise.　chemisette.　chemist.　chemistrine.　chrome.　claude.　clumselle.　cobalt.　comet.　copper.　cosmic.　curt.　cypher.　darwin.　data.　decora.　dex.　dexter.　doc.　doppler.　edison.　edward.　egbert.　elara.　electra.　element.　ellie.　enoxaparin.　entropy.　ester.　ether.　euclid.　evo.　evoliene.　evoliette.　evolune.　experi.　experielle.　experiette.　experimae.　foggy.　galileo.　gamma.　gibson.　gizmo.　gorgon.　graham.　graviette.　gravitae.　gravitine.　halogen.　hatchet.　hazard.　helix.　henry.　herbert.　hypatia.　ion.　irvin.　jekyll.　julius.　jupiter.　kelvin.　lab.　lavoisier.　lobotelle.　logy.　lumen.　lymphoid.　magnesium.　magnus.　mandi.　mandible.　marina.　marrow.　matter.　medusa.　mercury.　millie.　molly.　monoxide.　moon.　neon.　neuralgia.　newton.　nightingale．abacus.　opaque.　organelle.　osmos.　otto.　ox.　patchy.　pathogenica.　pearl.　phosphorous.　plasma.　plasticulla.　positron.　posy.　psych.　psyche.　psychielle.　psychiette.　quark.　radia.　radiatien.　radiette.　raymond.　rocket.　sagan.　saturn.　sci.　science.　sciencia.　scieniette.　scientist.　selenium.　silicona.　solar.　spectra.　spore.　staurozoa.　tech.　tesla.　theorie.　thomas.　toxin.　trojan.　troubleshoot.　valence.　venus.　victor.　violet.　volt.　xen.　zeke.　zinc.

PRONOUNS︰ abyss/abyss.　acid/acid.　actin/actinide.　ae/atom.　atom/atom.　atomic/atomical.　base/base.　bea/beaker.　beaker/beaker.　beam/beam.　bi/bio.　bio/bio.　bio/biochem.　bio/biology.　biology/biology.　bone/bone.　bub/bubble.　bubs/bubble.　catalyst/catalyst.　ce/cell.　cell/cell.　che/chemistry.　chem/chem.　chem/chemical.　chem/chemistry.　chemical/chemical.　chromosome/chromosome.　da/data.　danger/danger.　data/data.　decay/decay.　dna/dna.　e/evo.　ele/element.　elec/electric.　elec/electron.　electro/electro.　electron/electron.　entropy/entropy.　enzyme.　evo/evolve.　evolution/evolution.　evolve/evolve.　ex/expert.　exa/examine.　exp/experiment.　expe/experiment.　experi/experi.　explode/explode.　fe/iron.　fizz/fizz.　flask/flask.　geni/genius.　glass/glass.　goggle/goggle.　gra/gravity.　grav/gravity.　halo/halogens.　haz/hazard.　hyp/sin.　hypo/hypothesis.　ion/ion.　ion/ionization.　iso/isotopic.　isotope/isotope.　kinetic/kinetic.　know/knowledge.　la/lab.　lab/lab.　mad/mad.　magnet/magnet.　mal/mal.　mars/mar.　mask/mask.　merc/mercurys.　met/metal.　metal/metaloide.　method/method.　mi/microbe.　min/mind.　mol/molecule.　mutant/mutant.　mutate/mutate.　needle/needle.　neu/neucleus.　neu/neutron.　neuron/neuron.　neutron/neutron.　nu/nuclear.　nucle/nucleus.　nuclear/nuclear.　nucleus/nuclei.　orbit/orbit.　organism/organism.　pa/paradox.　para/paradox.　patch/patch.　photon/photon.　planet/planet.　plant/plant.　plat/platinum.　poi/poison.　pro/proton.　pro/protron.　psy/psycho.　rad/radiation.　radio/radiograph.　rae/radiation.　ribo/ribosome.　rna/dna.　sci/sci.　sci/science.　scien/scien.　script/script.　sick/sickness.　spark/spark.　spill/spill.　star/star.　study/study.　subject/subject.　tech/technician.　test/test.　theo/theory.　theory/theory.　tissue/tissue.　tox/toxic.　tri/trial.　value/value.　vi/viru.　vial/vial.　volt/volt.　wave/wave.　x-ray/x-ray.　xyr/xyr.　zip/zap.　⚗️/⚗️.　🔬/🔬.　🥼/🥼.　🧪/🧪.　🧫/🧫.　🧬/🧬.　🧮/🧮.

[ratbastardz]

FEM SCIENTIST – NPT / ID PACK — ★

System names: The Biochemmy, The Gentle Kiss Of Science, The Magics Of Discovery, The Answer Seekers, The Star Travelers, The Learners Of Truth, The Periodic System Of Elements

Names: Maria, Ana, Ruth, Harper, Jane, Marie, Roseland, Katherine, Jeanne, Alice, Dorothy, Beatrice, Anne, Claire, Kate, Martha, Grace, Roselle, Nora, Jenny, Betty

Pronouns: she/her, shy/hyr, shx/hxr, sh?/h?r, DNA/DNAs, chem/chems, vial/vials, lab/labs, cell/cells, sci/science, tox/toxic, bio/bios , experi/experis, goggle/goggles, haz/hazard, test/tests, subject/subjects, electro/electros, mole/cule, atom/atoms, dis/cover, geni/genius, beaker/beakers, micro/scope, lab/coat, test/tube, petri/dish, clamp/clamps, burner/burners, carbon/dioxide, alka/line, tele/scope, study/studys, clean/cleans, 🧬/🧬s, 📋/📋s, 💉/💉s, 🧫/🧫s, 🧪/🧪s, 🔭/🔭s, ���/🥼s, 🥽/🥽s, 🔬/🔬s, ⚗️/⚗️s

Titles: She Who Has All The Answers, She Who Studies, She Who Works Her Magic, She Who Experiments, She Who Balances Chemicals, She Who Craves Knowledge, She Who Seeks The Truth, She Who Creates Compounds, She Who Creates, She Who Destroys, She Who Creates And Destroys, She Who Holds Vials, She Who Is Intellectually Inclined, She Who Has Reached A Breakthrough, She Who Wields The Magics Of Knowledge

(She/her is used for the purpose of the theme, it can be swapped for any pronoun :3!!)

Labels: scientist xenination, scientystian, lorciaen, abandonedlabmulviboard, sciencehubris, syrtubicien, scientistmagic, magicscientist, magiencetion, parasitelexic, scientist alterhuman, scientist nonhuman, scientist kin, scientist occuden, geniusscientist, weirdsciencegender, madscientistgender, chemigender, scientistkinic, madscihoppian, mukerix, madscientistaesic, acisciengender, vilegender, selfspersciic, experistudial, bloodvialic

Other: science lover userboxes, scientist alter blinkies

See also: Masc vers (has a lot of the same stuff but is more masc oriented.)

[practicingmagicandmedicine]

I got an A on my third exam of the semester! This one was definitely more of a challenge than the previous test, but it feels good to know that even the completely new material is sticking in my brain well. Now getting ready for the lab midterm - the histology is the most intimidating but I feel good about it.

- [ x ] Chapter 6 Video Lectures 🎥

- [ ] 💀 Finish Chapter 6 Notes

- [ x ] Chapter 6 Connect Assignment 🫀

- [ x ] 🔬 Lab Midterm Study Guide

- [ ] Lab practice questions ⚗️

[mayakern]

idk if you guys have heard but i think... the mitochondria might be the powerhouse of the cell? 🧫

these skirts are: 🔬 size inclusive (XS-8X) 🔬 made ethically 🔬 equipped with pockets deep enough to hold all of your test tubes, petri dishes, and maybe a lab rat or two

you can find this skirt and more designs on my store!

[arterialamalgamationbah]

,, AMALGAMATiON SPOTTED ???

SCiENTiST ,,

Name : victor . newton . darwin . raymond . doc . dex . gizmo . herbert . data . edison . jekyll . edward . gibson . egbert . julius . irvin . henry . atlas . atom . radia . otto . argon . ester . zinc . helix . venus . thomas . charles . zeke

Age : ageless . adult-presenting

Pronouns : he/him . hy/hym . they/them . it/its

Gender : libramasc . gender apathetic

Sexuality : aroacespec . uranic

Source : none

Role : hallucination holder . paranoia holder . antagoniser

Faceclaims :

Song :

Xenogenders : vilegender . acidgender . hategender . plaguecute

Neopronouns : abyss/abyss.　acid/acid.　ae/atom.　atom/atom.　atomic/atomical.　base/base.　bea/beaker.　beaker/beaker.　beam/beam.　bi/bio.　bio/bio.　bio/biochem.　bio/biology.　biology/biology.　bone/bone.　bub/bubble.　bubs/bubble.　catalyst/catalyst.　ce/cell.　cell/cell.　che/chemistry.　chem/chem.　chem/chemical.　chem/chemistry.　chemical/chemical.　chromosome/chromosome.　da/data.　danger/danger.　data/data.　decay/decay.　dna/dna.　e/evo.　ele/element.　elec/electric.　elec/electron.　electro/electro.　electron/electron.　entropy/entropy.　enzyme.　evo/evolve.　evolution/evolution.　evolve/evolve.　ex/expert.　exa/examine.　exp/experiment.　expe/experiment.　experi/experi.　explode/explode.　fe/iron.　fizz/fizz.　flask/flask.　geni/genius.　glass/glass.　goggle/goggle.　gra/gravity.　grav/gravity.　halo/halogens.　haz/hazard.　hyp/sin.　hypo/hypothesis.　ion/ion.　ion/ionization.　iso/isotopic.　isotope/isotope.　kinetic/kinetic.　know/knowledge.　la/lab.　lab/lab.　mad/mad.　magnet/magnet.　mal/mal.　mars/mar.　mask/mask.　merc/mercurys.　met/metal.　metal/metaloide.　method/method.　mi/microbe.　min/mind.　mol/molecule.　mutant/mutant.　mutate/mutate.　needle/needle.　neu/neucleus.　neu/neutron.　neuron/neuron.　neutron/neutron.　nu/nuclear.　nucle/nucleus.　nuclear/nuclear.　nucleus/nuclei.　orbit/orbit.　organism/organism.　pa/paradox.　para/paradox.　patch/patch.　photon/photon.　planet/planet.　plant/plant.　plat/platinum.　poi/poison.　pro/proton.　pro/protron.　psy/psycho.　rad/radiation.　radio/radiograph.　rae/radiation.　ribo/ribosome.　rna/dna.　sci/sci.　sci/science.　scien/scien.　script/script.　sick/sickness.　spark/spark.　spill/spill.　star/star.　study/study.　subject/subject.　tech/technician.　test/test.　theo/theory.　theory/theory.　tissue/tissue.　tox/toxic.　tri/trial.　value/value.　vi/viru.　vial/vial.　volt/volt.　wave/wave.　x-ray/x-ray.　xyr/xyr.　zip/zap.　⚗️/⚗️.　🔬/🔬.　🥼/🥼.　🧪/🧪.　🧫/🧫.　🧬/🧬.　🧮/🧮.

Userboxes :

Alterhuman Labels : fallenangelkin . machinekin . dr masacrik fictkin

TransIDs : transharmful . transbrainwasher

PermaIDs : [i have no idea what to add im sorry]

Paras : 🤕 . 🦖 . 💤 . ⚙️ . 🩸

Stances : pro-most things . anti-contact

[ faceclaim credit : this ]

for : 👁️🍻 anon

IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG HELP hope you enjoy the motherload of neos

[zenlessviqe]

LABORATORY CHAOS!! 🧨 (FT. Taph & Shedletsky)

More below!

———

It was a normal day in ST. Rosemary, the sky is much more bluer, the birds were chirping, and students were talking outside the hallway.

Taph was in his section, trying to write something on his notebook when he gets tapped on the shoulder. He turns around to see—

Shedletsky!

"👋🍗🫵❓" (Hello Shedletsky, do you need anything?) Taph closed his notebook quickly and signed to the curly guy.

"Just wanted to let you know that Miss Jane doe said that your my pair for the lab experiment since you were absent last meeting." Shedletsky said as he crossed his arms.

Taph thought about it for 5 seconds and replyed "🔬❓" (What are we expirementing later?) Curious on what they were doing for science.

"I dunno— I was absent too.." The curly-haired guy scratches his head and rests his hand on his hip.

"🫵❓👩‍🏫" (Have you asked her yet about it?) Taph looked up at Shedletsky, hands resting on his notebook.

"Oh nah, I didn't see even saw her in the hallway." He explained.

Taph sighed, its alright.. Miss Jane doe will probably explain what to do for the expirement. He thought in his mind— then the sound of the bell rang as students walked back to their respective classrooms.

———

Most of their classmates were talking and yapping with each other while they wait for their next subject teacher to come.

Taph was still trying to write something on his notebook, then notices their teacher, Miss Jane doe, approaching their classroom.

"MISS JANE DOE IS COMING!!1!!" A random classmate exclaimed, as students scramble to go back their seats as their teacher was already at the front.

"Good morning class, as you know we will be doing the experiment in the science laboratory. So please bring all of your belongings and line up outside, I will explain what to do when we get there!"

Everyone started moving, some was already lined up and still talking to each other.

Taph grabbed his phone and wallet and shoved it in his pockets as he walks outside with the rest.

As they waited for their teacher who was still inside the classroom, picking up her teacher's notes and files of what Taph thinks is the record book of each student in his classroom. He spots Shedletsky at the back of line, then waved at him. Suprisingly, returned the same gesture. Then the line started moving.

—

Everyone was now settled in the science laboratory, students gathering with their lab partners. Taph was looking for Shedletsky and suddenly—

!!

"Boo!" The curly-haired guy appeared behind him. Startled— The mute man shrieked and jumped at sight.

"‼️⁉️" (What the—?!) Taph freaked out.

"Got you bad didn't I?" Shedletsky lets out a laugh at the poor guy.

"❌🧟👤" (Don't scare me like that!) As the hooded man signed, their science teacher coughed to get everyone's attention.

"Everyone! Please put on your gloves and lab coats. After that, I will begin to explain our experiment!"

The two turns to each other after she announces. "👤🏃‍♀️🥼🧤" (I'll go get our lab coats and gloves.) Taph tells Shedletsky as he goes to the back of the lab where the coats and gloves are. He takes two lab coats and 4 gloves for him and the chicken lover.

3 minutes later, Taph comes back already dressed appropriately for the expirement and hands the other coat and gloves. "Thanks Taph!" He smiled as he puts on the coat and gloves. As the mute guy was about to say something, Miss Jane doe starts explaining on what to do for their expirement.

(TIMESKIP DURING THEIR EXPIREMENT)

Everyone around them already started, on Taph's right was Axl and Builderman, they were explaining to each other on what to do. Shedletsky's right was Ivan and a random classmate, they were quiet but are still helping each other despite the awkwardness.

The curly-haired man looks at his partner who was contemplating on what to do. (20% completion.)

"🍗❓🧪🔵❓" (Shedletsky? Pass me that blue test tube, please?) Taph politely asks as he passes the test tube.

"😄👍" (Thank you, I appreciated it.)

"Soo... what are we doing again?" The chicken lover puts his hands on his hips then looks at the focused Taph.

"👥🧪🔵🔄🧪🔴🟰🟣🧪💥" (We are trying to mix the blue and red so it makes a purple explosion.) The mute guy tries to explain.

"How much should added for it to explode?" Shedletsky gets more curious, as he leans on the work counter.

"❌📈❌📉✅👍" (Not to much or less, just the right amount!) The curly-haired guy hums in response.

Then suddenly—

BUMP!

Taph accidentally pours the blue substance too much into the red tube. His head whips around to see who bumped into him.

"Oh im so sorry Taph, I didn't mean too!"

Not a minute later, a classmate interrupts.

"Hey Taph— is that supposed to have that reaction?.." The mute man looked at their own work, the tube is bubbling and mixing rapidly. Taph was terrified.

Shedletsky then freaks out. "YOU ADDED TO MUCH!" He exclaims which grabs the teacher's attention.

Taph now on panic mode, not knowing what to do.

"😰"

..

...

"Oh noes"

The mixed tube explodes on Taph, Shedletsky, and the student who bumped into Taph. Luckily, they were wearing googles and a reaction like that was harmless.

They were now purple!

Their teacher, Jane doe, just face palms and sighs at them.

"What will I do with this class.."

———

THE END

[bluesidez]

https://x.com/18SexualFun/status/1705518485873332436

THIS IS THE GYM RAT MIGS LINK IDK I SAW IT AND THOUGHT OF HIM

<333

Bad news: It didn’t want to play for me ☹️

Good news: I had the same video stored away already so I knew exactly what it was!! 😈

I think GR! Miguel would only do this if he was upset at reader. ☝🏾🥸 Like in my mind, he’s very caring and thorough so it takes a lot for him to pick her up in a careless way and be selfish with his own pleasure. (although the vid doesn’t give off selfish vibes, Mig would support your ENTIRE body if he fucked you like this)

He takes care of the reader first and foremost then finds his own pleasure. OR! He gets pleasure from giving the reader pleasure. That’s why he’s so adamant on getting the reader to get off versus rushing to get himself off.

So! Reader has to piss him off in some way/ask in order for Miguel to use that strength. 🤭

[the-most-humble-blog]

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🦠 “SOME SCIENTISTS WANT TO BRING BACK EXTINCT ANIMALS” COOL. YOU PACKING A BIOHAZARD SUIT, SPOCK?

Let’s break this down.

You’ve got a lab full of caffeinated postgrads, a half-thawed mammoth femur, some DNA that’s been stewing in death for 20,000 years, and a budget funded by dudes who still think climate change is a vibe.

And you’re gonna what?

Resurrect it.

Clone it.

Bring it back.

Because you miss it?

You miss an animal that died before pottery existed?

That’s not science. That’s species-level narcissism.

🧠 YOU’RE NOT A GOD. YOU’RE A MONKEY WITH SYRINGES.

And worse— You’re a monkey who thinks ancient DNA is like a Spotify playlist. Downloadable. Editable. Risk-free.

But let me tell you something that will wipe that smug synthetic enlightenment off your pie hole:

Viruses hide in DNA.

They’ve been doing it longer than your lineage has had language. They sleep inside code. And they don’t give a shit about your "ethical resurrection framework."

🧬 LET’S GET BIOLOGICALLY REAL FOR A SECOND:

Up to 8% of your own genome is viral garbage.

Old infections. Retroviruses. Unstable code from long-forgotten plagues that hardwired themselves into your great-great-grand-monkey’s baby batter.

We carry these things around like ticking biological landmines. They’re mostly harmless— until something pokes them in the wrong order.

Now imagine pulling code from a woolly mammoth that hasn’t seen sunlight in 30,000 years. Code that evolved before the human immune system knew what an antibody was.

📉 AND THAT CODE?

It’s not clean. It’s not empty. It’s a zipped folder full of viral corpses and dormant nightmares.

You unzip it— and some of those corpses twitch.

📡 THIS ISN’T A SCI-FI WARNING. IT’S DOCUMENTED REALITY.

Example #1:

In 2022, French scientists revived a 48,500-year-old virus trapped in Siberian permafrost. Yes, it still worked. No, they didn’t fully understand how.

Example #2:

In 1995, researchers revived bacteria from the stomach of a 25-million-year-old bee preserved in amber.

It grew. It replicated. It smelled like the Paleocene. And it didn’t ask your permission.

Example #3:

In human organ transplantation, porcine endogenous retroviruses (PERVs) have been shown to cross species lines. Even with filtering. Even with CRISPR.

So now imagine doing this with a dead species that existed before your genome had brakes.

🧟‍♂️ THIS IS GENETIC NECROMANCY, NOT INNOVATION.

You’re not reviving animals. You’re booting up entire forgotten ecosystems— complete with the microbial parasites, symbiotic viruses, and metabolic co-adaptations no one accounted for because they were never written down.

There were no medical journals during the Ice Age, Spock. Only extinction.

🔬 AND THEN THERE’S HORIZONTAL GENE TRANSFER:

This one’s spicy.

Some viruses and bacteria don’t just infect. They share genes.

They trade code like baseball cards. Which means your lab-created thylacine might suddenly start expressing unknown proteins from an ancient bacterial colony it doesn’t even remember ever meeting.

And you won’t catch it until your test subject starts bleeding from three new orifices and refusing to respond to sedatives.

But hey—at least it made the news.

🧪 “BUT WE HAVE PROTOCOLS!”

Shut up. You also had protocols for gain-of-function research. You had protocols at Wuhan. You had protocols for the Challenger launch. You had protocols for Facebook's algorithm.

How’d all that go?

💥 SCIENCE ISN’T OBJECTIVE. IT’S POLITICAL.

Who funds these projects?

Billionaire bio-nerds with messiah complexes

Private defense contractors salivating over genetic bioweapon testing

Pharmaceutical giants looking for a patentable product

They don’t want to “bring back” extinct species.

They want IP ownership of genetic novelty.

If the resurrected animal dies after 72 hours? Who cares. It’s a write-off.

If it escapes containment? They’ll just deny it existed.

If you die cleaning the containment breach? You’ll be labeled "a passionate volunteer."

☢️ AND HERE’S THE PART THEY NEVER TELL YOU:

Even if the animal doesn’t carry anything dangerous— its cellular machinery might.

You see, ancient species adapted to planetary conditions you’ve never lived through.

Higher radiation.

Lower oxygen.

Strange magnetism.

Undocumented chemical balances.

Which means their biological “normal” might be your toxic overload.

🧬 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UNLEASHING because the code they’re using was written by nature before your species existed.

They are trying to reboot an alien operating system on a meat computer running TikTok and depression and wondering why it’s glitching.

📜 CONCLUSION:

De-extinction is not noble. It’s not eco-friendly. It’s not visionary.

It’s an unlicensed summoning ritual carried out in a lab full of hubris by people who want their name on a white paper before their lungs collapse.

You are not bringing back a species.

You are pressing play on a forgotten pandemic and calling it “hope.”

🧠 TL;DR:

Viruses live in DNA

Ancient DNA = ancient viruses

You don’t know what’s dormant

You don’t know what reacts with modern biology

You don’t know what the immune response will be

You don’t even know what else is in the ice

You know what that means?

Don’t unzip ancient shit unless you’re ready to get unzipped in return.

🧠 Read more evolutionary dread, viral code dissection, and species-level satire at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Blacksite cadence. Biohazard cadence. Scientific humility installed via scrolltrap.

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[rats-nest-id-packs]

🔬 ID pack 🧪

For a feminine/masculine (not female/male) person with themes of labs, science experiments, test subjects, and technology.

☆ Names: Beaker, Leander, Atom, Allie, Hal, Mari, Wayfield, Hadron, Kepler

☆ Pronouns: they/them, it/its, ix/ixs/ixself, ci/cir/cirs/cirself, sci/scis/sciself, ae/aer/aers/aerself, ve/vem/vyr/vyrs/vemself, lab/labs/labself, test/tests/testself, glow/glows/glowself, vat/vats/vatself, ⚛️/⚛️s/⚛️self, 🧬/🧬s/🧬self, ⚗️/⚗️s/⚗️self, 🔭/🔭s/🔭self, 🧪/🧪s/🧪self, 🔬/🔬s/🔬self

☆ Genders: ambonec, proxangi, sciencegender, brightbeakergender, weirdsciencegender, gendersubject, finalperslabrat, disgustestsubcreepic, labsubtypic, experibomagender

☆ Kintypes: lab rats, uranium, microscopes, laptop computers, universities, MRI machines, guinea pigs, ringed planets, electrons, libraries, black holes

☆ Roles: academic, researcher, manager, reader, taskdoer, steward, emotional guardian, exposurist, therapist, journal keeper, posier, prime mover, councilperson

☆ Aesthetics: science academia, chaotic academia, medicalcore, labcore, mad scientist, studyblr, utopian scholastic, Y2K futurism, Frutiger Aero, cleancore

[Brought to you by: Mods Chem and Jasper!]

[pages-from-the-bah-man]

if its okay, can I get a level 2 of any yansim character?

You accept the page…

Level 2 Yansim character

Reminder: Headmate might not form exactly as listed here!

Name(s): Kaga, Parker, Nolan, Orion, Victor, Albert, Julian, Atlas, Apollo, Sirius, Onyx

Age: 18

Pronouns: He/him, it/its, che/chem, sci/science, lab/lab, test/test, bio/bio, dna/dna, data/data, zhe/zhem, ot/ot, ze/hir, zed/zed

Sexuality: Straight

Gender: Male, madscific, scientypic

Source: Yandere Simulator

Species: Human

Sign off: 🤍,🔬,🧪,🧬,🧫

Faceclaim:

Credits: Yandere Simulator

Hobbies: Science, thinking about world domination, studying

Likes: School, learning new languages, reading, science, money, technology, winning, experimenting, staying inside, learning new things, being alone

Dislikes: Video games, cats, being distracted, surgery, crime, sports, nature, socializing, celebrations, surprises, his work getting messed up

Personality description: Eccentric, bizarre, genius, intelligent, brilliant, unusual, ambitious, obsessive, weak, animated, egocentric, odd, morbid

[magicgems]

How to Tell a Real Gemstone from a Fake One? 💎

In a world where imitations are becoming more convincing and transparency isn’t always guaranteed, it's essential to know how to distinguish a genuine crystal from a fake. Especially if you're buying gemstones for jewelry, energy work, or spiritual practices.

🔍 Here are 5 simple tips to help you tell the difference:

1. Temperature & Weight Synthetic stones (like glass or plastic) feel warm and light. 💎 Natural stones (amethyst, aquamarine, quartz, clear crystal) are cool to the touch and heavier than fakes.

2. Light Reflection Look at a light source through a diamond — you’ll see only a bright point due to its high light refraction. Glass will let light pass through directly.

3. Surface Texture 💧 Polished topaz may feel slightly soapy to the touch. 💠 Fake stones often look too perfect and oversized — especially synthetic rubies or sapphires.

4. Magnetic Response of Garnet 🔴 Some garnets respond weakly to magnets. It's a subtle test, but it works with precision tools.

5. Inclusions & Structure (Use a 10x Loupe) 🔬 Natural stones have flaws and inclusions: — Emeralds show moss-like patterns — Amethyst has cloudiness or natural fractures — Moonstone shows layered shimmer — Synthetics often reveal tubular or spiral growth lines — Aquamarine may have white “chrysanthemum” inclusions

📌 Before buying, ask: — Is the stone natural or lab-created? — Was it treated or enhanced? — Can I see a certificate or detailed receipt? 🔮 These signs won’t replace a gemologist’s expertise — but they will help you choose with more awareness.

[ratbastardz]

MASC SCIENTIST – NPT / ID PACK — ★

System names: The Alchemist, The Rabbit Hole Of Science, The Wonders Of Discovery, The Answer Seekers, The Earth Travelers, The Learners Of Truth, The Periodic System Of Elements, The Researchers

Names: Arthur, Isaac, Atlas, Benjamin, Jonas, Dimitri, Christian, Andreas, Carson, Erwin, Jacques, Leo, James, Louis, Thomas, Vincent, Axon, Alan, Bill, Edward

Pronouns: he/him, hy/hym, hx/hxm, h?/h?m, DNA/DNAs, chem/chems, vial/vials, lab/labs, cell/cells, sci/science, tox/toxic, bio/bios , experi/experis, goggle/goggles, haz/hazard, test/tests, subject/subjects, electro/electros, mole/cule, atom/atoms, dis/cover, geni/genius, beaker/beakers, micro/scope, lab/coat, test/tube, petri/dish, clamp/clamps, burner/burners, carbon/dioxide, alka/line, tele/scope, study/studys, clean/cleans, 🧬/🧬s, 📋/📋s, 💉/💉s, 🧫/🧫s, 🧪/🧪s, 🔭/🔭s, 🥼/🥼s, 🥽/🥽s, 🔬/🔬s, ⚗️/⚗️s

Titles: He Who Has All The Answers, He Who Studies, He Who Works Relentlessly, He Who Experiments, He Who Balances Chemicals, He Who Craves Knowledge, He Who Seeks The Truth, He Who Creates Compounds, He Who Creates, He Who Destroys, He Who Creates And Destroys, He Who Creates But Never Destroys, He Who Holds Vials, He Who Is Intellectually Inclined, He Who Has Reached A Breakthrough, He Who Is Ever So Brilliant

(He/him is used for the purpose of the theme, it can be swapped for any pronoun :3!!)

Labels: scientist xenination, scientystian, lorciaen, abandonedlabmulviboard, sciencehubris, syrtubicien, scientistmagic, magicscientist,magiencetion, parasitelexic, scientist alterhuman, scientist nonhuman, scientist kin, scientist occuden, geniusscientist, weirdsciencegender, madscientistgender, chemigender, scientistkinic, madscihoppian, mukerix, madscientistaesic, acisciengender, vilegender, selfspersciic, experistudial, bloodvialic

Other: science lover userboxes, scientist alter blinkies

See also: Fem vers (has a lot of the same stuff but is more masc oriented.)

[tickle-headcanons]

If it's alright, could we get a Ler! Ceroba and Lee! Reader fic at some point?

(sure)

🔬💢 Ler!Ceroba x Lee!Reader – "Scientific Curiosity" 💢🔬

You weren’t even doing anything.

Just sitting. Minding your own business.

Reading a book you found in Ceroba’s lab. Not touching the machines. Not messing with her notes. Being GOOD.

Until you heard it.

The slow, precise click of her boots on the stone floor.

“Oh? You're still here.”

You turned around, trying not to panic. “Y-Yeah, I was just reading! I didn’t touch anything I promise—!!”

Her eye narrowed. She tilted her head.

“Hm. Suspicious.”

You blinked. “Suspicious?!”

“Highly. You’re sitting far too still. And I swear you flinched when I walked in.” Her gaze sharpened. “...Are you hiding something?”

You held up the book. “Just… reading?”

She crossed her arms. “Mmhm.”

You squirmed. “Why are you looking at me like that—?”

Ceroba slowly took off her gloves.

"Time for a test."

"Wait—WAIT WHAT TEST—?!"

Before you could even move, she lunged.

You were suddenly pinned on a nearby bench with her perched beside you like a hawk.

“I have a hypothesis,” she said calmly, her fingers hovering over your sides. “You’re ticklish.”

“CEROB–NOHOHOO!!” You exploded as her fingers scribbled right into your ribs with zero hesitation.

“So the flinch was guilt,” she muttered, voice flat as ever, while your laughter rang through the room. “Interesting.”

“THAHAHAT’S NOT—IHIHIT’S A REHEHEFLEX—!!”

“And this reaction…” she poked under your arm, earning a squeal, “...suggests high sensitivity along the axillary region. Noted.”

“Y-YOU'RE NOHOT NOHOOTING THIHIS—!!”

“I absolutely am.”

Ceroba’s smirk was tiny, but it was there.

You squirmed and kicked, but she kept you right in place with cool, methodical precision, scribbling into your sides, poking your tummy, and just barely brushing over your neck.

“Interesting. Your laughter pitch rises by two octaves here.”

“YOHOHOU A-ACTUAL MAHAHADWOMAN—!!”

“Hm. And now we’re resorting to name-calling. Fascinating.”

After several minutes of pure, unrelenting science-tickles, Ceroba finally stopped, dusting off her gloves with a satisfied nod.

“Hypothesis confirmed,” she said with a smirk.

You flopped back against the wall, red-faced and breathless. “Y-You’re the worst…”

She adjusted her lab coat. “And yet you’re still smiling.”

You immediately covered your face.

She chuckled, soft and rare. “Don’t worry. Your results will remain confidential.”

A pause.

“…Unless I test again tomorrow.”

“CEROB– NO!!”

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