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Can you draw equius and dave :3 just for little ol me :3
If you say no I will hunt you down and eat ur brains 3:<

just for you baby <3
#now GET OFF MY LAWN#IM FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER#homestuck#my art#dave strider#dave#equius zahhak#equius#equidave#davequius
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it’s entirely too early for me to be awake so here is a dumb meme
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#phoenix wright#feenie#judge ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#meme post#digital art#my art#procreate#the judge’s handle is law n order but it looks like lawn order which is funny#and Phoenix’s is supposed to be wounded lover but with uwu#so uwu_ndedlover#HUIDIudhjir IDK#I keep forgetting to close my blinds at night and my bedroom is on the second floor with a window that faces East#and so I’ve been woken up around 6:30 every morning this week bc of the sun 😭😭😭#bro I’m on summer break let me sleep longer
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My dad's dog dug a massive hole in the garden and found this. Paleontologist queen
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l'manburg is colonialism is out lmanburg is stantwt is in
#calling lmanburg in universe colonialist tends to miss the point imo#in universe the server was just too small and the whole idea of land ownership and such and how lmanburg played into that#fits weirdly with the idea of lmanburg as a colonial power#like. dream smp members were allowed to claim property and tell people 'fuck off my lawn' yknow#but the moral bullshit in lmanburg's conception and the divisions it purposefully created to put down other people#in order to create this whole sense of identity crafted purely for shitting on others and Justify it through a moral lens#that kind of assholery has nothing to do with who actually has claim over the land and whatever#and i think focusing on the latter often misses the point
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its always super funny when you get a bunch of notifications through the day or throughout the week all from one person and all the notifications are about one specific topic/character/idea you've talked about Because you know for a fact that that person is currently in the middle of a hyperfixation so fucking strong it outfucks Zeus.
Gods Speed you Hyperfixating bastard. I salute you.
#Its like i keep seeing the same terrier throughout the day thats barking at this one specific bush on my front lawn.#jeanne alter#jalter#jeanne d'arc alter#fate servants#fate series#fate grand order#fgo#fate go
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My dad put up a pride flag outside the house and it makes me so happy!
#the context is#the new neighbors#put up a tr*mp flag#and though part of me just wanted to steal and destroy it#[like certain lawn signs that went 'missing' around the neighborhood in 2020]#i figured this was a more important statement and less dangerous#so i asked my dad to help me get a pride flag for the house#we didn't find one out shopping when i visited last#so he ordered one and put it up#i really love my dad
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Kiss Me (Sequel to 'Misunderstood')
Character: Chester Lake
Description: You and Chester go on your first date!
Rating: Mature - Strong language
Monday
7:00 am
Ever since THAT happened, I've been thinking about him for the past two weeks. Daydreaming and coming up with dumb scenarios. I can't help it. We've been texting, but haven't gone on a date because of our busy schedules. I'm trying to get ready for work, but he's still running through my mind. I'm imagining different scenes, waking up in bed with him, him making me breakfast, cuddling on the couch, watching movies together, late night dates- okay I need to focus. It’s Monday, and it’s going to be a long work day. I get dressed after a shower, eat breakfast, feed my cats, it’s my usual morning routine. I work at a thrift store which is just a few blocks from my house so it’s quite convenient. I’ve always loved clothes but I am someone who is big on sustainability, hence why I chose to work with preloved clothes specifically.
While walking to work, my mind remains plagued with thoughts of him. I sent him a good morning text, wishing him a good day at work. I’m listening to music, allowing myself to seep into my desires. Once I arrived at work, I put down my headphones and prepared myself for the day.
3:00 pm
Oh my god, it was a disaster of a day. The only way I managed to go through it was thinking about him. I’m so fucking pathetic. Oh wow, a guy helped me go through the worst day of my life by invading my brain without even meaning to. Whatever, my shift is over, I’m going home. I packed my shit and left the store. I looked at my phone to see if there’s any messages from him, nothing, not a single message from him the entire day. I feel a certain sadness in my heart. I shrug it off and start walking home.
3:30 pm
When I reached home, I flopped on my couch, stretching all over as my body aches from the day’s labor. My cats came over to me, one loafing on my chest and another laying between my legs. I looked at my phone again, my eyes widened. A text notification from him. I sat up so quickly, shocking my cats. They jump up and about from the sudden movement. “Omg, I’m so sorry,” I blurt out to my cats, before unlocking my phone and pressing on the notification.
‘I’m so sorry for not texting you the whole day, got held up with a case but no excuses. Let me make it up to you?’ The text from him reads.
I’m giggling and kicking my feet. I calm myself enough to reply, ‘It’s okay, I understand! How are you going to make it up to me?’
‘How about I take you out on a date? Dinner’s on me.’ Free food with a cute guy? Why not, right?
‘Sure! When?’ I replied.
‘Tonight, I’ll pick you up at your place, 6 pm, wear something cute ;)’
My cheeks are red, ‘Alright! Here’s my address :) Looking forward to tonight <3’ I managed to send out before turning my phone off and burrowing my face into the couch pillow. My heart’s beating fast. Oh my god, I need to figure out what to wear.
4:00 pm
I’m stressing out, laying on the floor in defeat with piles of clothes scattered around me. I literally couldn’t find anything to wear. I decided to get back-up and called Selina. Thankfully she lives nearby, so she was able to get to my house quickly.
“OMG babe, did a hurricane come through this place?” Selina walks into my room, seeing the mess I made, and carefully making sure she isn’t stepping on my clothes.
“I don’t know what to do! I have nothing to wear!” I sat up on the ground with my face buried in my hands.
“Don’t worry, I got you.” Selina gets to work almost immediately.
5:45 pm
Selina managed to get me cleared up and dressed, having enough time to clean up the mess I made earlier in my room. It’s 15 minutes before Chester arrives and I’m a nervous wreck. It’s my first date in a long time after all. Selina is comforting me by providing me positive affirmation and making jokes.
15 minutes later, I could hear the sound of a car parking in front of my apartment building. It doesn’t take long before there’s a knock on my door. Selina does one last check of my appearance. I walk towards the door, prepping and hyping myself up. I took a deep breath and exhaled, opening the door to Chester holding a bouquet of flowers and a cheeky grin on his face. He’s wearing a black blazer, trousers, and shoes with a white dress shirt that has the first button unbuttoned. He looks me up and down. Oh my god, he’s checking me out.
“Good evening, love.” He says in such a sensual voice that I feel like I’m about to fall to my knees but I stood firmly.
“Good evening, Chester,” I smiled with my cheeks all flushed, I tried very hard to hide my infatuation even though in my brain, I’m screaming.
“These are for you, flowers as beautiful as you,” he passes the flowers to me. I took the flowers and enveloped it into a slight hug while smelling it.
“Well, well, look who’s here,” Selina approaches from behind me and stands beside me, wrapping an arm around my shoulder, “Take care of my sibling, will you?” She plays it off as a joke, but there’s a hint of aggression in her voice to show she actually means it.
“Of course, I’ll take care of your precious gem.” He extends an arm out to me, prompting me to hold his hand, which I do. “Shall we?” He asks, I nod. As we walk out my door, I look back mouthing ‘Oh my god’ to Selina, who gives me an encouraging smile and two thumbs up.
As we approach his car, he opens the passenger seat door for me. I thanked him and sat inside with the bouquet of flowers in my hand. I’m nervously picking at my fingers as he gets into the driver’s seat, putting his seatbelt on after helping me with mine which was totally unnecessary but he did it anyway. I thanked him again. He gives me a smile before we drive off.
6:30 pm
We parked near the restaurant and it didn’t seem too crowded. Chester was able to get a reservation from this place since it was a Monday night. He opens the car door for me again and I get out of the car, leaving the flowers in the car and giving my thanks to him again. He closes the car door and locks his car before extending his arm towards me, wanting me to hold his arm closely. With me practically clinging onto him, we enter the restaurant.
Once we’re inside the restaurant and the waiter seats us at our table, we go over the menu. “Been here before?” Chester starts the conversation.
“Nope, it’s my first time, what about you?”
“Same here, I heard good things about this place so I thought it was a good idea to experience it for the first time with you tonight.” His eyes were sparkling in the candle light and the way it made him look was making my heart flutter.
“Ah, I see.” I looked back down to the menu. I didn’t want to meet his gaze again, it was so captivating that I thought I was going to be pulled into him like being drowned by the thundering waves of the deep blue sea.
After a while, we ordered our food. I felt awkward in his presence. I’m not sure what it is about him but I’m anxious and I’m picking at my fingers again. He notices this, so he takes my hand in his, laying it gently on the table and caresses it. I let out a light gasp but all he does is give me a reassuring smile. For whatever reason, it comforts me. My heart slows. Maybe it’s also the calm atmosphere, or the jazz music playing in the restaurant, but I start to feel comfortable and my body relaxes.
7:45 pm
We’re sitting for about an hour, talking about our backstories and lives. We eventually talk about our love life and how it has been. At this point, I’m sitting next to him, caressing his arm, and we’re looking deeply into each other’s eyes.
“How many dates have you been on?” I asked him.
“Too many to count, honestly.” He shrugs.
“Really? Can’t relate, it’s hard for me to find anyone I’m interested in.” I look down at his arm, drawing hearts on it with my finger.
“Oh? So, I’m interesting?” He jokes, making me lightly smack his arm.
“Were any of them bad?” I looked up, waiting patiently for his answer.
“This one time...” He recalls a story.
“Oh my god, that’s so bad.” I laugh at his story, appalled by it.
“Is my pain funny to you?” He laughs, which makes me laugh a bit harder. We tried to silence our laughter as we remembered we were in a restaurant and people were starting to stare at us.
“Hey, I'm craving ice cream. I noticed an ice cream place nearby, let’s leave and buy some. The desserts here don't sound too good.” He chuckles at my last comment and agrees. We left once he had paid for our meals.
8:15 pm
After getting ice cream, we decided to walk through a nearby park. The sky was so clear that we could see the stars and the moon. Other than the crickets chirping loudly, there was silence in the park. It was just us, and I found profound peace being next to Chester.
“Let’s sit here.” Chester gestures to a bench, holding my hand and lightly pulling me to it before I follow him. We sat down on the bench and finished off our ice cream. We looked up to stare at the starry night sky. The night was becoming colder, and I realized I was starting to shiver from it. I’m guessing he was feeling cold too because unconsciously, we got closer to each other. It was almost as though our bodies were seeking and moving towards each other for warmth. Chester notices that I was shivering, so he wraps his blazer around me, our faces closing into each other. So damn close. He looks at my eyes, then to my lips, and back to my eyes again. I did the same to him. His hand reaches to cup my face, holding me so gently. I sink into his hand, into his warmth. Before I knew it, he’s leaning in, we're both leaning in. Our lips meet, and my heart bursts like fireworks sparked on New Year's. Butterflies swarm my stomach. His other hand holds my waist, and my hands are on his chest. His lips are so soft, a juxtaposition from the rough hands on me. In each second, we deepen the kiss as if we're going to swallow each other whole. His hands move to my back to pull me closer, like he doesn't want me to leave his grasp, as I cup his face with both of my hands. After a few while, we pull away, breathless. All we could do was look into each other’s eyes as we catch our breath before we laughed at how flustered the other looked.
“Let's get you home, love.” He sees my tired eyes, and stands up, extending a hand to me once again. I nodded and held his hand. We walked back to his car, he opened the car door for me, I gave my thanks, and we drove back to my apartment.
9:00 pm
We arrived at my house. I tried leaving the car first with the bouquet of flowers but he told me to wait, wanting to open the car door himself.
“Aren't you tired of that?”
“Of course not, anything for my love. It's only the bare minimum.” I blush, giving him a peck on the cheek as a ‘Thank you’ after leaving the car. We walked up to the front door of my apartment.
“I had a wonderful time, we should do this again, Chester.”
“Me too, I hope to see you again. Have a good night, love.”
I give him a kiss on the lips before bidding him farewell, making the both of us smiley and giddy. Chester leaves as I open my door with my house keys to see Selina on the couch with my cats, watching a movie.
Once I closed and locked the door, placing the bouquet of flowers onto a nearby table, Selina urged me, “Oh my god, spill the deets!” Selina and I spent the night talking about the date with snacks and movies before passing out on the couch, with me still wearing his blazer.
#chester lake#chester lake x reader#law and order: svu#lawn and order svu#law and order: special victims unit#fanfic#fanfiction#l&o svu#svu
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Can genshin pls make an achievement where you defeat Azhdaha (or the new weekly boss that I think will come out in 4.1) with Zhongli and Neuvilette on your team and call it Law and Order
#genshin impact#fontaine spoilers#neuvillette#zhongli#genshin dragons#old genshin men#I saw a meme and every time I remember it i die#THEY ARE LITERALLY LAWN AND ORDER#pls make them meet#we already know genshin has funny achievement names#if they can bohemian rhapsody scara they can meme these two grandpas
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When they all share the same last name (Bell) >>





#the resident#randolph bell#law and order#lawn and order organized crime#ayanna bell#the fbis#fbi cbs#fbi#maggie bell#saving hope#dawn bell#disventure camp#carnival of chaos#disventure camp carnival of chaos#logan bell#dc logan#in bell we trust#multifandom#multi#“lets be from drama shows and not tell the bronze medal swimmer”
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I think everyone should have at least one full music album committed to memory that they can "listen to" in case of boredom
#i used to run through doom days by bastille during my long back-drive-thru bk shifts#'pausing' it to take orders#then resuming it after they drove away#and i had it memorized absolutely perfectly. that album alone consumed me for like 4 entire months straight back in 2020#(for another year i expanded to their entire discography. and that was still pretty much the only thing i was listening to)#(i escaped for a few months until their next album came. and that restarted the cycle)#anyway i also do this while mowing the lawn
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#world of darkness#mage the ascension#order of hermes#vampire the masquerade#lawn chair spell#ttrpg stuff#ttrpg memes
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Something is Killing the Children #35 by James Tynion IV, Werther Dell’Edera and Miquel Muerto. Cover by Dell’Edera. Variant covers by (2, 3, 4) Baldemar Rivas (5) Alex Eckman-Lawn, (6) Cliff Chiang and (7) Junggeun Yoon. Out in November.
"The most monolithic issue to date, setting the stage for the next era of Something is Killing the Children!
Erica's heartbreak in the wake of tragedy turns to rage as she faces Cutter one final time.
But who else will fall at the hands of the Order, and how will things change for Cecilia and the House of Slaughter?"
#something is killing the children#erica slaughter#order of st. george#boom studios#james tynion iv#werther dell'edera#miquel muerto#baldemar rivas#alex eckman-lawn#cliff chiang#junggeun yoon#variant cover#horror#comics
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ron: autism. glenn: adhd. henry: anxiety. darryl: a different shade of autism. jodie: adhd as well. (a demon, a hell demon if you will)
#i love making glenn and jodie have the same traits#i think its so funny i think theyre super similar in many ways but most personality traits#(i say most bcs in fact they are also very similar when theyre mad jealous etc#(see the football match and when they tried to ceremony well actually)#and glenn just Has adhd also like. absolutely#darryl is so autism#ofc ron also but thats an easy one#darryl has dad autism#where his special interest is like. mowing the lawn and he only likes two different meals#and he does the same things around the house every day in the same order#henry i thought is also kinda autism coded but idk actually he reads not autism to me#he could have like add and is just rly good at coping with it#and sparrow and oak obvs have adhd#but what im CERTAIN of is henry anxiety#anyway im in class#glenn close#henry oak#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies s2#dungeons and daddies s1#darryl wilson#ron stampler
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🤣🤣🤣
#law and order svu#law and order special victims unit#humor#meme humor#funny memes#funny af#lawn care#lawn maintenance#lawn mowing services#lawn mowers#made me laugh#Instagram
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Can I be a grumpy old woman about something for a second?
The audio track in that "Slur Song" is clearly not from a corporate training. It was made for this gag. I mean I believe there was a corporate training and the recreation made for the gag was inspired by it, but it bugs me that it's presented as found footage that just happened to go perfectly with the backing audio ("the scream I scrumpt!")
Are you guys all immensely gullible or are you just being polite for the sake of the bit?
#you really think a corporate training on slurs includes all fun queer stuff like “sausage rider”#but not the n-word or anything unfun like that#and it also happened to put all these in RHYMING ORDER?#get off my lawn
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This is a reminder that if you’re gonna be trouble later on, you’re very much UNWELCOME here in the first place!
Please make sure to read my pinned, and leave if you’re underaged or not supposed to be here.
If you don’t want me to yell at you in the DMs >:( GET OUT 💢 🗞️
#psa#pumpkin thoughts#if people are gonna be critical at how I try to maintain order on my lawn#they should keep their fellows on a tighter leash or take the troublemakers with them#I want someone’s head on a pike every time their bad decisions led to a domino effect but we can’t have that#can we? =__=#so leave or behave! 💢🫵
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