#lectophile thoughts

[lectophile]

Me making a post: type, type, type, la, la, la. OOH I didn’t even realize that until I wrote what I just did. Wow, I wish I was in high school again, my analyses skills are off the charts. Damn Ms. [insert English teacher’s name here] would be so proud. Should I tell her to read [insert book name here] so we can analyze together?

Me finishing the posts and adding tags: *types furiously so that I can get my post out to fellow readers ASAP* FCK WHY CAN’T I GO FASTER COME ONNN

[lectophile]

I have posted more this month than I have the last four years.

[lectophile]

The dichotomy between me wanting to make everyone feel happy/loved/respected and wanting people to pray God smites them is outstanding.