#lethal rambles

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

Me and all my mutuals on Tumblr 😎

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

MY NEW FUCKING CAR WOULDN'T START TODAY.

PLEASE. LORD PLEASE.

LET ME WIN ONE BATTLE.

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

In honor of the Nine Inch Nails tour getting leaked… Here’s some pictures of Trent Reznor!!

Hoping and praying they announce a date near me! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

Happy birthday to my favorite drummer, biggest inspiration, and above all, my icon. Thank you for all that you’ve done in your lifetime and the impact and legacy you’ve left behind. I take this day to remember you and remind myself how short life can be.

I’m so thankful to live so close to your resting place. Today I went to visit and I met your incredibly wonderful mother and dear aunt. Never in my lifetime did I think I would meet these two beautiful ladies. But they were so sweet and thankful that people still came to visit you. Telling me that I was the first person they’d seen today.

Today marks your 50th birthday, and I would be a fool to miss it. I’m glad that I can continue to honor your legacy and keep your memory alive. Thank you again Nathan Jonas Jordison.

I’ve set this to post at 6:40 PM, the time your mother told me that you were born.

May you forever rest in peace.

Picture of his grave, taken today, April 26th 2025.

Highland Memorial Gardens, Des Moines IA.

[odd-chips]

So I've been teasing this character in my tags/posts for a while, and she's finally hereeee. Anyways WHOOPS, another self indulgent Lethal Company character who is basically the Wario version of [Cap'n]!

Meet Echo and her crewmates: Orion (goggle'd circle-shaped one), Spade (short one with big arms), and Guy (shapely GNC one). Being the opposite of Cap'n's crew, they're all men EXCEPT for Echo!

At first, she started out as a grown woman having a one-sided, very pathetic beef with Cap'n, but she evolved into an angry teenager who projects all of her issues onto someone who literally doesn't know she exists (and subsequently does something horrible to herself to rectify this weird beef). Did it work? Well no, come on, look at her, now she's even worse GOKJDFMKDF

And when I say "one-sided", I mean it. Genuinely Cap'n doesn't know who she is, like, at all. I think the first time they meet will be the inevitable werewolf fight between the two of them when things get out of hand.

Anyways I love the kidnapper fox, but alas, she was too swag for this world, RIP to a real one that lasted a month and a half. u_u)!!

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

Priest Schneider.

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

[dreamlit-wanderer]

leaked posts from the new company intranet forum

[luckyreds]

This has been on my mind for a couple of days bc I saw the posts right after each other but what about this Eugene:

With this Babe:

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

I tag all my homies! @spiel-mit-mir-ein-spiel @astrellanoctis @derhaifischer @land-sh @morgaroooo @linnborealis @maxxiesutton

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[starrazors]

lethal company idea: like 3-5 of these things (talking pipes i think?) randomly generate within the interior and you can talk to people through them. one by main entrance and the other two wherever the fuck out. you can hear enemies through them too i think

[ssluggishh]

ive been awake all night so heres an rtgame clip that made me happy

[applestruda]

"scar maybe we'll finally get a monopoly" - grian

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

This one. I was like 10…

i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐘𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

Hey y'all! I decided to split my masterlists into two portions. One for music/band related writing, and another for the creeps! More navigation will be at the bottom of the masterlist!

The writing here will span from when I began this page back in 2020 to the present! This will be updated as often as I can, so no promises new/recent writing will be on here immediately. If a link doesn't work please let me know!

Hope y'all enjoy!

GUIDE:

Angst - 🕷

Fluff - 𓆩♡𓆪

Smut/NSFW - ☓

Neutral - ✸

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐘𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀

Kingdom AU ✸

School AU ✸

School AU pt.2 ✸

High At School - School AU ✸

Cheerleader S/O - School AU ✸

Fighting At School - School AU ✸

Spring Dance - School AU ✸

Songs that remind me of the creeps ✸

Songs that remind me of the creeps pt.2 ✸

Tim + Brian poly headcannons ☓ 𓆩♡𓆪

Scene S/O headcannons 𓆩♡𓆪 ✸

Finding you dead 🕷

Threatening suicide 🕷

Coming home to you singing/dancing 𓆩♡𓆪 ✸

Breaking up 🕷

Age regressing S/O ✸

S/O Who Loves Hello Kitty 𓆩♡𓆪 ✸

With A French S/O ✸

S/O on their period ✸

Vampire S/O ✸

With A Yandere reader ✸

S/O with BPD ✸

Ideal Type ✸

With a cannibal S/O ✸

S/O with angel wings ✸

S/O with a fat ass ✸ ☓

With a flirty S/O ✸ ☓

Finding out their S/O is pregnant ✸

𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩𝐬:

Matchup 1 ✸

Matchup 2 ✸

Matchup 3 ✸

Matchup 4 ✸

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐬:

Proxies Receiving Nudes ☓

Poly Proxies ☓

Poly Proxies pt.2 ☓

Hunted by the proxies ☓

Jealous proxies ☓🕷

Proxies x Final Girl 🕷

Proxies x Final Girl - Slasher AU ✸

Sitting on the proxies lap 𓆩♡𓆪☓

With a secretly strong S/O ✸

With a hard rap loving S/O ✸

Meeting your family ✸

𝐭𝐢𝐦/𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐲:

Father figure Tim ✸ 𓆩♡𓆪

Father figure Tim pt.2 ✸ 𓆩♡𓆪

Father figure Tim pt.3 ✸ 𓆩♡𓆪

Cowboy father figure Tim ✸ 𓆩♡𓆪

Cowboy Tim ✸

NSFW alphabet ☓

Werewolf Tim ✸

Kinktober Day 10: Praise ☓

S/O who struggles with SH ✸🕷

𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧/𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞:

NSFW alphabet ☓

Woods ☓

Daddy Kink ☓

"𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢" 𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐲:

Dark Headcannons ☓✸

Blood ☓

Subby Dom Toby ☓

Dating Toby ✸

Don't leave! 🕷

S/O With BPD ✸

Kinktober Day 7: Virginity ☓

Date Headcanons ✸

𝐱-𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐮𝐬:

General Headcannons ✸

NSFW Headcannons ☓

𝐛𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝:

Historical dressed S/O ✸

𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐞��𝐬 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤:

Somnophilia ☓

First Meal ☓

Two Faced S/O ✸

Make it Better ☓ 🕷

Soft Dom ☓

Underwear fetish ☓

Fluff 𓆩♡𓆪

Father EJ 𓆩♡𓆪

Kinktober Day 8: Breeding ☓

S/O who struggles with SH ✸ 🕷

𝐣𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫:

Kinktober Day 6: Dubcon ☓

Kinktober Day 6: Dubcon pt.2 ☓

𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤:

NSFW Headcannons ☓

NSFW Alphabet ☓

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟑':

Day 6: Dubcon - Jeff The Killer ☓

Day 7: Virginity - "Ticci" Toby ☓

Day 8: Breeding - Eyeless Jack ☓

Day 10: Praise - Tim/Masky ☓

Day 13: Size Kink - Eyeless Jack ☓

Day 14: Orgasm Denial - Jeff The Killer ☓

𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧/𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓:

With a nice/sweet reader

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[ezzakennebba]

anyway bella was 18 and pregnant for only 28 days before she was giving birth.

twilight is a horror saga.

[atalante241]

Batman’s no kill rule works for Batman when Batman is Bruce Wayne because that man’s impulse control is held together by spite. Every single time that he’s gotten superpowers of some sort he’s just become a straight up supervillain. If he started killing people intentionally and with drive his first meeting with the Justice League would be them arresting him and throwing him into supervillain-prison.