#like it doesn't happen that often tbh

[lunarharp]

being attached to that moment qifrey held a baby one time and my ideas for the future :)

[journey-to-the-attic]

I just played the event and I just want to say... if it's a wedding they need, it would be funny if this was how ZhaoLu ended up married

absolute big brain idea... it's perfect because i feel like both of them would be apprehensive about putting out the idea of Actual Marriage, for emotional reasons on zhao's end and logistic ones on lucifer's (like, zhao has romantic relationship baggage, but lucifer would be 100% down if it weren't for the complications of inter-realm marriage)

i like to think they try incorporating some chinese wedding customs into it for zhao... like the tea ceremony where the newlyweds kneel and present tea to the parents, then to each other (though they have to make mammon and ik sub in because zhao's parents have probably disowned him and god isn't exactly available)

wait also chuangmen!!! basically the groom (and sometimes his groomsmen) has to pass several 'tests' to prove he is worthy of the bride, and these days they're basically games set up by the bridal party. the other brothers form lucifer's party and then ik + the others are zhao's and they take it in turns acting as each party... ideal shenanigans scenario

(the brothers come up with fairly tame stuff for zhao to do, whereas ik gets given planning privileges (because it's her dad lucifer's proving himself worthy of) and immediately starts setting up saw traps)

[slayerdurge]

i just found out that there is a way you can keep wyll & karlach and still raid the grove and it's if you kill them first and then resurrect them after its over which is kind of hilarious... like... imagine...

"why did you kill us??" "it was an accident!! so sorry!!! i brought you back as fast as i could!" "hmm... okay... well... did anything important happen while we were gone?" "nope! anyway let's go visit that githyanki creche right now immediately."

[equalperson]

NGL literally everything that I do is for attention. not in the sense that I don't mean anything I say or I don't have genuine interests and morals, but that the intrapersonal elements of everything comes second to how well I can show it off to others.

there have been so many points in which I've started projects only so people would pay attention to them, and abandoned them because nobody actually did.

like, I started a blog very similar to this in the jirai kei community for more attention, and now I'm planning on deactivating it because nobody has followed in the past month or so that it's been semi-active.

I don't do things that I don't want to for attention--My #1 reason for quitting has always been an incredibly low frustration tolerance, even when tolerating said frustration would put Me in the spotlight--but I rarely ever feel deeply about things for their own sake.

for example, I want to be an activist. sure, sincere moral investment in certain causes does play a role, but when I think about what I aspire for, My thoughts always go to interviews, wikipedia articles, tens of millions of social media followers, being known as the person who destigmatized this and encouraged society to do that.

My morals are what push Me towards that over any other public pursuit and what keeps Me from backing out after minor setbacks, but if admiration didn't play a role, I would simply keep My morals to Myself.

there are really very few things I'd continue to care about if I were forbidden from using them for publicity: I'd still like My fixations and some positive sensory experiences (E.G. music, food), but that's about it.

for instance, I like writing, but I wouldn't write for its own sake. I don't even journal for its own sake. when I first started, I was actually planning on publishing My entries. and even though I don't want to do that now, I'd still like to use them as a reference for My eventual autobiographical writings.

not even My own well-being matters as much as attention does. whenever I feel physically threatened or am having an episode, I immediately start scripting out in My head how I'm gonna post about it online, how I'm gonna tell someone about it, or just some fantasy about retelling the story once I'm famous.

My thoughts are often formatted to specific audiences. something happened that I want to tell My mom about? I'm going to explain the event in My head with no swearing or details I wouldn't say to her face, and I'm gonna loop this until I get it out in one way or another.

even this post wasn't spontaneous; I've been pacing around My room thinking about posting this. I don't even know how many notes this'll get. checking My notifications is discouraging, so I don't do it.

I love going to edit My profile on desktop and seeing the triple-digit follower count and consistent activity chart, though. better than any of My other accounts are doing LMAO.

[silusvesuius]

g*lmar rly has to be the best skajrim character on the real like even if you don't like him he just is . literally The best one i think......... on dat note i also imagine that he and ulfr*c despite being fairydust BFFs for lyfe genuinely have the worst communication skills ever seen

[dracimexidae]

Watched the first 2 episodes and the only conclusion i got so far is that Sophie Okonedo is the real true QUEEN and i would gladly submit to her, she doesn't even have to ask ❤️‍🔥👑🧎

[metrosexualcyclops]

no joke i really love my names honestly

[wereh0gz]

Every time someone says 06 isn't canon it makes me wanna bash my head into a wall

[wonder-worker]

that feeling when you want to write a long post ranting discussing something you feel especially strongly about but you're just. too Tired to actually sit down and do it

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

[OOC] Some Christmassy self-reflection.

There is a saying in the native language of my home country that roughly translates "We're all better people on Christmas". It's a phrase that always made me sick in the stomach. And not because we should be on our best behavior all year round, but because it implies that people who behave their best on Christmas KNOW how to be a good person and thus CHOOSES to not be that way during the rest of the year. They choose to let emotions get the better of them, to be ruled by their struggles, their fears and pain. And when we're hurting, because we'd like to be happier, because what we have is not enough, we feel in the right to forgive and overlook some of our worst behaviors. And so we become worse people than what we could be. And when the next upsetting thing comes around, we get even worse. And so on until we plain suck.

Man, unlike most animals, is capable of introspection, of thinking about what they do, of what is the best way to act. Cats don't mull over their mistakes nor wonder of what could have been had they behaved differently. Fish don't wonder whether other fish would like them better if they had longer fins. As human beings, we have the privilege of self-improvement if we want it, of resisting our instincts. And most importantly, controlling our hurt.

If you look around, through and deep inside other people, you will discover that everybody hurts. Even now, as you smile at your parents while ignoring that huge thorn throbbing in your side, remember that those people smiling back also have their own thorns. To believe you are the only one hurting is the quintessence of narcissism. This is why we must not let our best behavior depend on our suffering, but rather let that very suffering shape our good nature.

Only then, as Dickens once wrote, we'll be able to make it Christmas all year round.

[cataclysmicamomile]

He finally died! I think this is the first and only time Yang Yang ever dies (bc they're out of the school most of the time after this), and it's in a haunted house lmfao.

[theflyingfeeling]

me in the Olli/Allu delelu land trying to explain how Olli acting weird and Aleksi suddenly smoking and them secretly glancing at each other must be all connected somehow

because they ARE!! 😭 we may be yet to connect the dots, but we're getting there okay, we're not crazy 😤

(don't forget the sunglasses!! I haven't figured out how but I just know they're somehow relevant in all this as well 😤 he just seems weirdly attached to them (and the bandana around his neck which he's been wearing in literally every picture we've seen of him for almost two weeks now?? not counting the pictures taken in the pool) like, did he pay and arm an a leg for them (I'm not sure if he's worn that exact pair before? I may be wrong though lol I often am with stuff like this) and justified the purchase to himself by swearing he'd wear them every chance he gets for the rest of the year lol

[emilyelizabethfowl]

y'know i used to be That Person but honestly, the more i think about it, what does it matter if we use ABO to refer to omegaverse? sure those letters in that order are a slur for a specific group of people. but clearly ABO is a trope, a verse, a fandom thing completely separate from that context. there are tons of words that are spelled the same but mean different things in every language, and even more between various languages. why do we need to pedantically avoid saying anything remotely similar when the context is entirely different? are korean people gonna have to stop using second person "you" bc it sounds too much like the n-word? a dog i know won a "prettiest bitch" award in a local show, are you going to confiscate the ribbon bc there's a swearword on it? like. there's a point where this kinda rhetoric becomes meaningless, and i feel like people online have passed it a while back now

[mimiruuna]

Can you write the tuplar crew with a s/o who can't control their volume in bed (🔞 nsfw)

ofc ofc!! thank u for ur request lovely anon!

(afab reader, she/her pronouns, nsfw under the cut!!)

anya ۶ৎ

gets very flustered when you won't shut the hell up

esp on the tulpar, will try to gently remind you to stay quiet while she's beneath you

and if that doesn't work, she'll slap her hand over your mouth and finger you a bit more roughly

its a bit different when you're riding her face, however

like before, she'll give you a small warning by squeezing your waist

and if you're still loud, she'll dig her long nails into your hips and thrust her tongue into you

...which is kinda counterintuitive but oh well

now, if you two are on earth and in the comfort of your shared home, make all the noise you want!!

she totally gets off to it

'no way im making someone as beautiful as her feel this good...'

"hey, shhh, keep it down a bit, yeah?"

curly ۶ৎ

regardless of whether or not you're typically loud during sex, you're going to be loud w curly, because man is he BIG

he knows you're gonna be loud so he usually fucks you in the cockpit or utility room, where it's a bit more soundproof

but of course he's gonna ask you to quiet down regardless bc who knows who could be lurking??!

he'll either tell you to bite your hand, cover your mouth, or he'll rip off your panties and shove them into your mouth

none of them work

for the rare times he'll take you in his room, he always has you face down and screaming into the pillows

he wants to see ur pretty little face scrunched up in the most blissful expressions, but goddamn he just dicks you down too well

a small (huge) part of him really just wants to fuck you anywhere and let everyone hear you scream his name

"fuck, princess, that feel real good, yeah?"

"god, so loud y/n."

daisuke ۶ৎ

it just swells his ego, tbh

he's just like, "wow, i'm making her make these sounds?!"

so cute

of course, he still wants you to hush, but isn't sure how to get you to without being mean

he'll try to be as sweet as possible, he'll run his hand up and down your waist or press his thumb to your lips while whispering little praises in you ear

"you feel so good, but please keep it down before we get caught!"

starts to get a little scared when you keep moaning and squealing at an excessive volume, genuinely has no idea what to do 😭

like curly, will also try to take you to more closed off places, mainly the utility room because it's not odd for him to be in there anyway

it's hilarious how panicked he gets when you two are fucking, one time he took off his hawaiian shirt and shoved it into your mouth

and surprisingly it did the job!!!!

"am i doing good? i must be..."

jimmy ۶ৎ

he totally gets off to it

so much so that he won't even do anything, he'll just let you scream

it happens so often that curly has to talk to the two of you about your volume

he even separated you two for a day, not like that was gonna do anything beneficial

like daisuke, but on a way worse level, it inflates his ego to no end

you'll be moaning loud as fuck and he's just there grinning in your face

he's not very used to women actually enjoying his dick as much as you do, they're typically just cheap whores or girls he's taken advantage of

but you?? coming and clamping around his cock as you moan into the air?? without being forced??

it makes him come like a thousand times quicker

"ooh, you like that dick? i know you do."

"yeah, let everyone else know who's pussy this is."

swansea ۶ৎ

he knows how to deal with youngins like you, after all, he has tons of experience from his wife

he gives your ass harsh smacks when you don't hush, and if that doesn't work he'll pull his thick cock out of you and chastise you while smacking it on your cunt

he's definitely a pussy slapper/clit pincher

orgasm denial orgasm denial orgasm denial

will also just straight up slap the fuck outta you if you keep on

he's so mean i kinda need him

he literally doesn't understand you, its so easy to shut up to him

prefers to have you ass up face down so you can make all that noise onto whatever surface he's fucking you on

dw he's super sweet afterwards, will gives you kisses all over and whisper praise and hdjidissk

"damn woman, can't be that good..."

"make a noise like that again and i'll leave you high and dry young lady."

[fairyhaos]

the small romantic gestures that seventeen would be

this has been in my head since april so it's really nice to finally!!!! be able to get it out :>

masterlist

seungcheol

maintaining eye contact as you talk. it's such a devastatingly lovely action and it shows how attentive he is of you, all the time, even if you're just telling him some silly story about something that happened at work. he pays attention to you, always, because he cares. he'll smile at you, looking you in the eye and silently encouraging you to continue talking even if the rest of the group isn't quite interested anymore, because he still is, because it's you, and he's always interested in what you have to say. 

jeonghan

sincerely complimenting your outfits. you quite like fashion. he likes being stylish, but he wouldn't exactly call himself the biggest fashionista, and you know this and are totally fine with that. but sometimes he'll look over at what you've decided to wear on your date, do a double take and very genuinely tell you what he likes about it. he tells you you're pretty every day, sure, but the fact he takes the time to notice your clothes even though he doesn't really care about that kind of thing? you feel touched that he's paying attention to something that you care about, too. 

joshua

holding doors open for you. he’s a gentleman, and also a little shit, and holding doors for you is the perfect way to be both. it's sweet, and helps you carry on your conversations without a hitch, and earns him a warm smile as you enter through the cafe doors he's held open for you. but he also holds the door when you're several metres away, just grinning as you glare and do that awkward hop-run towards him so he won't be standing there by the door for ages. nevertheless, the action is often mindless, natural, showing how much he always goes out of his way to help you, even with the little things. 

junhui

sends you pics and is like “this is us!!!!”. it's not ur typical romantic gesture thing, but it also shows how he just thinks about you, always. whenever he goes out anywhere you can bet he'll take a photo of two cats or two leaves or, one time, two cigarette butts on the floor and tell u how they look just like you two <33 even if you can't see any sort of correlation whatsoever, it warms your heart and you find yourself looking forward to the silly little pictures that junhui sends you. you have a whole album in your phone dedicated to them, in fact. he cries when he finds out. 

hoshi

giving you flowers. not the plastic-wrapped, fancily arranged flowers. just… flowers he finds. a pretty violet in the park that made him think of you. a sunflower from the girl selling flowers in front of her house because they're cute and he thinks you're cute too. sometimes the flowers are growing in someone's garden so he sends you photos of them, because flowers are pretty and it only seems right to send pretty things to the prettiest person he knows. and it feels more heartfelt to send you these ones, the real ones, rather than the perfectly picked flowers in the shop. because that's what you are. beautiful and real.

wonwoo

he becomes talkative when he's with you. this isn't rlly a gesture (most of these aren't tbh) but he just. he just talks so much when he's talking to you. wonwoo is quite introverted, and even with the others, he'll probably talk the least, but when it comes to you, it's like the words just flow out of him. you make him feel comfortable. he wants to tell you everything, to share every detail of his life with you, because there's just something about you that makes him feel lighter, softer, more relaxed. there are few who know wonwoo better than he knows himself, but he's more than happy with the fact that you're one of them.

woozi

smiling whenever he sees you. every time your eyes meet, every single damn time, the corners of his lips will twitch upwards and his eyes will crinkle just that little bit. most of the time, it's unintentional, and it makes you feel giddy to know you have such an unconscious effect on him. sometimes, he'll smile for your sake even when he's exhausted out of his mind, and that touches your heart, because he cares enough to put on a smile for you, to try and comfort you, to show you that he loves you even when he's like this. 

minghao

remembering small things about you. you swear that minghao probably had some secret file full of information about you, because you really don't know how he does it. you'll offhandedly mention something about your niche food preferences one time, but he'll remember it and randomly bring it up when you're out at dinner three months later. it's like some sort of magic, but when you comment on it, minghao just shrugs with a smile. of course he remembers these things about you. who do you think he is? 

mingyu

sending “goodnight” and “good morning” texts. every. single. day. it's so devastatingly sweet of him, and he always wakes up a little earlier than you, so you get to start each day with a brief, adorable morning update from your boyfriend. they're sometimes the only things that get you out of bed, and at night, you know you're guaranteed one last conversation with the love of your life before you go to sleep, and nothing is more comforting than going to bed whilst imagining mingyu murmuring a warm “goodnight” into your ears

dokyeom

holding hands. the action itself could be romantic enough, but he always has a specific intention, a specific reason that causes him to hold your hand. you never know how he knows, but when you're particularly stressed or overwhelmingly exhausted or simply feeling like you're at your limit, his hand finds yours, fingers interlacing, his touch warm and safe and grounding. it's like he always knows, like he's aware that he's your lifeline, that he's the one thing you need in order to keep sane. he holds your hand, and that small action speaks louder than any “i love you” he's ever said. 

seungkwan

“so, tell me how your day went?”. he's a yapper, he won't deny it, and firmly tells you that it's because gossip just loves him so he kind of Has to talk about stuff, Always. there's always something or other going on in his life at any given point and if he can, he'll 100% tell you every single detail. nevertheless, he's still aware that he can sometimes talk a little too much, so after a bit, he'll always settle down and turn the topic to you. regardless of how busy he is, he'll always find time to talk about you and what you've been up to, no matter what. 

vernon

tucking your hair out of your face. it's habitual, and he won't even bat an eye as he lifts a finger to brush a strand of hair away before it can get caught on your lips or fly into your eyes. it's sweet, but also a little unusual, so you ask him about it one day, as he's tucking loose curls behind your ear. and he says it's simply because he likes watching you talk, likes looking at your face as your eyes shine and you chatter animatedly, and he didn't want your hair getting in the way. he likes looking at you, he says. so he tucks your hair out of your face. 

chan

he's always planning “surprise dates”. it's so cute bc you always know when they're coming, because he's grinning ridiculously wide and looking so!! adorably!! pleased with himself before he asks you out but it's just so endearing that you always smile and laugh as you say yes. the fact that he never gets tired of planning things for you, for arranging days where he does things specifically for you and takes you out to do things that he thinks you will love… it shows how much he loves you, even without him having to say the words. 

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[cuntnikida]

For fucks sake. Everytime i go onto tiktok (which tbh isn't often but still) i see women shaming sydney sweeny and sabrina carpenter. And as someone living in a developing country where honour killings still regularly happen and i haven't ever gone more than a week without being slutshamed despite all my skin being covered in baggy traditional clothes, this shit absolutely REAKS of slutshaming.

Like genuinely if you think sydney sweeny selling her bathwater is setting feminism back decades (as if one woman can do that ALL on her own) than what the fuck do you think of actual sex workers? Do you think they're also helping women's oppression by catering to men? Do you genuinely believe sex workers are setting feminism back? Because that sounds like the terf and radfem rhetoric i've heard about how every single woman sex worker EVER is actually being raped because every single one isn't actually consenting because they're all too opressed to be capable of consent and for some reason that logic of not being able to consent due to oppression doesn't apply to women who have sex with men but aren't sex workers because that'd mean alot of the people hating sex workers for helping the patriarchy would also have to hate themselves for helping the patriarchy.

And about sabrina carpenter. Kinks exist outside of ao3. Straight white women can be kinky. She's not setting feminism back for engaging in kink consensually. People are saying word for word that her sexualising herself knowing men will get off on it is shameful. That's literally the logic sexist women where i live use to make girls cover up every inch because a man's going to get off on it and if you let him it's shameful. Literally textbook slutshaming. If you think she's degrading herself by doing something sexual and see that as a valid reason to dislike and shame her then I'd like to see you explain how you're any different from my mother who thinks me not covering my hair is me degrading myself by doing something sexual.

And before you say that the difference is my hair isn't sexual, what's sexual is subjective. I don't have a foot kink and don't think of them as sexual body parts but there's plenty of people who do and therefore think of feet as sexual. You can't say you're better than the other slut shamers because you're only shaming the actually slutty women. That's the same logic oppressed bigots use to oppress others. That's the same logic poc people use to excuse their oppression of queer people. Oh it's bad when white people shame me for being uncivilised and subhuman but it's okay when i shame queer people for being uncivilised and subhuman. It's the logic that it's okay to be an oppressor so long as the oppressed is bad enough to "deserve it". What you're saying when you say your slutshaming is okay and my mother's isn't is that it's okay to slut shame someone so long as they're slutty enough to "deserve it".

At the end of the day the only difference between you thinking sabrina carpenter and sydney sweeny should be cancelled and shamed and people I've met who think women shouldn't wear jeans and/or shirts in public because it makes them westernized whores is that you people have different boundaries for what a non degrading amount of sexuality is.

At the end of the day you BOTH think there's a certain amount of sexual a woman can be that shows she has no self respect and that once she reaches that amount you don't need to respect her either because she doesn't respect herself. And after that the only other difference is how much you can disrespect her, for some people it's shit talking on social media and for others it's taking her right to live. And people don't get to the idea of her not deserving to live without shaming her socially first.

Point is, any amount of slut shaming is too much fucking slut shaming. And all slut shaming comes from the same sexist ideas.