#lmfaooo poor Merlin

[avaliantprince]

@aquestionthatsneverbeenposed​ sent: “OK, I bent the rules a little. But the rules were wrong. They’re unfair.”

     Chin lifting ever so slightly, Arthur’s brows raised in question to Merlin’s attempt at an excuse. He’d been caught red-handed disobeying him, and that was the best he could do? “The rules were wrong?” He repeated after him, though his tone of voice made it clear that it was a rhetorical question rather than one to be answered.

     “I hadn’t realized I’d died and made you king. Why don’t you have a seat on the throne, Merlin? Put your feet up and tomorrow, you can go slay the beast dwelling in the caves while I stay here and do what you usually do. Absolutely nothing.” His words were followed by his hand clapping down firmly on Merlin’s shoulder, fingers tensing to grip at it as a disingenuous smile formed on his lips.

     Yet again, this was another situation where Merlin simply didn’t listen to him. Truly, his servant certainly had a terrible habit of going against his wishes, yet Arthur continued to keep him around despite it all. Foolish as he could be, he was a dear friend--Someone he knew that would be loyal to him to the very end. He cherished his company and companionship and would lay down his own life for him in a heartbeat--the same as he’d do for the servant girl he’d come to love so dearly.

[wizardouxie]

I once had to babysit a nightmare four year old in a summer camp. No one really wanted to deal with him, I don’t really blame them. One day, it wasn’t my turn to look after him, he went off and took off his clothes in front of all the parents and complained he was feeling hot. The summer camp director was giving a small speech at the moment of the deed. His mom, the poor thing, didn’t know where to stick her head on the ground like an ostrich.

Has kindergarten Douxie ever done something as equally embarrassing as that to Morgana and Merlin? We all know toddlers do some embarrassing shit and they don’t even realize it.

I can’t wait for that kid to grow up and realize what he’s done LMFAOOO

As for something equally as stupid... honestly I don’t even know, I’ve never been around chaotic children --

Maybe he randomly asks upset women if they’re pregnant because Claire one time mentions how grouchy Ophelia was when she was pregnant with Enrique. This causes Morgana and Merlin a great deal of embarrassment and they see to it that Douxie to apologizes to everyone.

This takes a few days. Yeah.