#loki takeover 💃✨

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SOMEBODY HOLD ME, WHAT'S GOING ON 😭

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loki explain daddy please? AND YOURE SO DOWN BAD FOR JOY IT;S CUTE

baby you caught me at the wrong time bc my memory fails me every day and rn when i read daddy, i think of carlos sainz and when i think of carlos sainz i reside in sobnation bc i think of ferarri recruiting lewis hamilton and then i sob harder bc where is carlos gonna go and then i think of joy bc she was also down bad for carlos and then i think of joy and i smile bc i love her so much like idk man she's talked me through and out of various shit and i bet she doesn't even know how much of an effect she's had on me like i'm so dang sure i've become a better person bc of her but like i don't have many people that care for me like that irl so obv got no one to say that i've become better to my face but yeah man it do be like that ah shit i rambled quite a bit didn't i maybe i should sleep today was exhausting

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we know that niwa and lilac have nicknames for everyone, but do loki, esa and joy have names for you guys?

ooh, i have a couple!

for lilac, it's mumsie! bc she is my mother and i am her flower basket baby, i love her sm, she's also the prettiest mumsie and the kindest person in the world, one of my favorite hoomans ever

for niwa, it's partner in crime bc even if we don't talk much, we still get each other and have each other's backs frfr. also in my head i call her junbug bc she loves park jihoon as much as me and it was a mesh of lovebug and jun (jihoon's nickname)

for esa, it's daddy (it's an inside joke) and sandycheeks like the spongebob squirrel character bc she reminds me of her. she's also my twinsie and i also recently started calling her baby sis in sinhala bc it sounds very cringe and i love to bully her (even tho she has a better success rate)

for joy, there's many oof i call her bubba, bubs, love, my pretty, love of my life, wifey but my favorite is cutie bc when i first used it she got so flustered i thought my heart was gonna combust with all the uwus i was suppressing

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BE REAL W ME. WHO would be able to pull Jaehyun. BE HONEST RN

everyone has the ability to pull that man who has the continent of africa as his sideburns, but i feel like esa is the most likely to tackle him and make him hers 😚✌️

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IM INNOCENT I SWEAR (totes didnt steal her away from lilac ofc not) WYM

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HI MARRY ME YOUR BIASES ARE MWAH MWAH

i'm guessing you are talking about my biases 👀 wkfjjejf i'm honored babes but bigamy is an offense and my wife is on here and i love her very much so (even if she doesn't reciprocate sometimes) so i will pass the offer, but truly honored i am, yes 😻🫶

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which one of yall is the least delulu bc i see u reblogging those gifs girl.

we are all equally delulu and that's only fax 📠 no printer 🖨️ AND THOSE GIFS ARE VALID OK 😔👆 if you played lads yk the rabbit hole you fall into bc those men are just 😚😚😚

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drop the regular rap by lilac rn and send in esa's mark impression

now what's the magic word?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS LOKI! <3 we miss your shenanigans

thank you very much, sweetheart 🥺🫶 i miss my shenanigans too 😭 i have been good lately, time to create some chaos 😮‍💨🤭

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OFC WE MISSED YOUUU

clearly not enough, where are the emojis pookie ??? why haven't you shown me how you missed me through emojis pooks 😔✋🥹

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LITERALLY DO THAT SMILEY TXT TREND WITH THE GIRLS AND TELL US WHO'S WHO THAT'S SAUR CUTE

ahh i love this question!!!

we all have our smiley friend and that's lilac!! she's always so full of light and is absolute embodiment of sunshine and rainbows. i always love listening to her voicenotes and seeing her video messages bc she's always smiling and laughing in them

once she sent us a voicenote that was around a minute long and she was a giggling and laughing mess for 55 seconds of it, it's the most adorable thing i have ever heard. lilac is truly our friend; the smiley.

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and that's why loki is intimidating

🤷

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not spongebob oppar. spongebob sunbae

oppar by association. esa is sandycheeks and esa is my twin. sandycheeks and spongebob know each other which means i too know spongebob by association aka he's my oppar 🥰

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tbh i think loki is intimidating bc she speaks her mind and isn't afraid to say something if she needs to

babes wdym i'm intimidating? 😭 haven't you seen how soft i am with joy and the girls? 🤨

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having a crush psycho stalker: lilac/loki thinks they are in love after meeting 2 mins ago: lilac will never admit it: esa/joy/loki has commitment issues and doesn't crush: esa/loki keeps it a secret: esa/niwa

when i tell you i lost my braincells tryna figure out what was going on

lilac — a psycho stalker and thinks they are in love after meeting two mins ago 😭 i mean, you aren't wrong but like the crush would have to be haechan for this to be true, there's no other way

joy — will never admit it ??? baby wdym we literally got married two hours after meeting each other ???

esa — will never admit it pt 2 + has commitment issues and doesn't crush + keeps it a secret 🤨 how will she keep it a secret when she doesn't crush in the first place ???

niwa — keeps it a secret 👀 i mean, possible, but not a secret from us 🤭 we share all our news with each other like it's the daily paper

loki (me) — psycho stalker + will never admit it + has commitment issues and doesn't crush 😐 i'm just gonna let this marinate and see if we can figure out how can one not crush on someone bc they have commitment issues but also never admit they have a crush and also stalk their crush like a psycho

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lilac does give off hyuck psycho vibes (srry) and maybe even jungwoo/chenle, i think bc everyone just loves you and you're a happy pill that i wouldn't doubt if you stanned these fellas

niwa seems like a ten/winwin/renjun stan solely because she seems calm but is actually very wild and keepa order more often than not OR when she makes a joke/jab at someone it does numbers on everyone

loki is like a yangyang/haechan/johnny stan cause yeah she's chaotic and i feel like these three are good at outsmarting people and i get big brain vibes from her

joy is like a jeno/jaemin/mark/hendery stan cause they're chaotic but loveable and isn't that her essence, they're always making someone laugh and are maybe awkward sometimes but they care and show it through their actions

esa gives yuta/mark/taeyong/jaehyun? vibes, i haven't seen her active yet but from what you guys say she's sort of quiet, mysterious, brainy, maybe even feels like home, very baby, and iirc deadpan, too? and you guys describe her as this ethereal being (all of you are) and i see these four being the best fit

wanted to clear out the asks and saw this! and anonie, i must say you are very spot on with your descriptions for the girls! also i added my own versions, and it got a bit too long so yeah, read under the cut!

lilac is very homey, very motherly and genuinely is such a happy pill. like honestly, hearing her laugh will immediately add ten years to your lifespan bc she is just that contagious with her happiness. i'd actually say haechan-johnny combo is how i'd best describe her, maybe with a dash of ten too, bc the way conversations take a turn sometimes when she talks about hyuck 😭 also omg taeil and taeyong !!! bc they are also as motherly as lilac and are always down to join on the shenanigans their kids do

niwa is honestly such a sweetheart, like y'all can't even imagine, but she will also not hesitate to throw hands or exchange a few words if you mess with her loved ones, a very family/friends-oriented babes. i'd say yangyang-renjun for her, where renjun is her serious side when the situation calls for it while yangyang is her playful side whenever we have fun. she has the perfect balance between it all, and also i'd add jungwoo to the mix bc she is very soft-spoken too!

joy is mark, hands down. she's such a hard-worker and juggles all the things life throws at her, literally just like how sm puts mark in every sub-unit. she gets the job done always, even if it's a second before the deadline. also, jeno too bc of the way she loves, like she doesn't do it very openly and her love language is teasing and bullying. it sounds bad but i promise it's comes from her heart and if you are a close person to her, you can just feel the love and joy radiate off her.

esa is jaehyun, for sure. her vibes are all "i'm here for a good time, not a long time" and jaehyun gives out that energy as well. also, taeyong as well bc she is a lovely goofball with such good music taste, like literally she is so cool. she's like that senior at school you fall in love with bc she has that charming and charismatic persona with like gallons of coolness. this girl single-handedly made me like rock music and i bet she doesn't even know it.

forever and always grateful to have met these girls. we always say that the universe knew putting us together would literally make the world break so that's why we were scattered all around the world. these are the people i have always wanted in my life and i am not religious but whenever these girls are there for me, i thank whoever is up there for have giving me the opportunity to meet them.