#lol. my dad wanted a boy. I was AFAB. now I’m trans. still not happy.

[byjove]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

[tendoki]

pulling up with a baby with tendou bc of the quarantine and how the team would react pls 🥺 i feel like coach washijo would be happy and would try to convince yall to let the bby go to shiratorizawa 🤣

anon ive been having the worst day but this request made me lose my shit thank u so much GOOD LORD LMFAOO

I did my best to do this request JUSTICE lol. it turned into general baby havin hcs but I hope you like it regardless!! its rlly long so my bad 🥺

Shiratorizawa reacting to Tendou + his s/o leaving lockdown w a mfin BABY

OK. so he was prob at your apartment when the lockdown was announced

so since all his shit was already there, he had clothes and a toothbrush n it was just generally more convenient for him to stay at your place

he did! he messaged his mom to let her know where hed be, she Didnt Mind lol (we dont know much ab tendous family so?? aah)

now. not saying yall spent all ur time fucking. but u 100% did

and since u ran out of birth control and condoms pretty soon into quarentine......... 👀

both of u sorta just went

FUCK IT

both of you were pretty in love anyway, and even if things didnt work out, you guys figured that youd always work together to be the best parents for the kid you could possibly be

which led to were ur at now. a measly week out of quarantine. n ur being rushed to the labour ward.

tendou is RUNNING AFTER U W HIS LONG ASS LEGS

shiratorizawa closed for the rest of the academic year, which meant that as a 3rd year, you guys and a lot of the team wouldnt see eachother in uniform again

but not to worry!! to make up for the missed celebrations theyve organised a prom and a couple days where 3rd years can come in and give proper goodbyes to everyone, including the coaches!!

everyone on the team showed up, because they wanted to say bye to their senpais 🥺🥺

but. that's like 3 months from ur labour

so when u n tendou pull up to the school, with a 3month old CHILD they r. astounded.

they know its u guys' tho

literally theres not even the possibility for a JOKE that u cheated on tendou because the kid has the same fucking hair.

it's only a little tuft (u know what anime babies look like lol) but that nose n that hair? TENDOU SATORIS GENES CAME THRU

the baby has ur eyes. and compared to the rest of its tiny little face?? they're fucking HUGE

you guys let ushijima hold him (I feel like youd have a son?) and ngl ushi cries.

it's a single tear but tendou will INSIST that waka was SOBBING years afterward

everyone is so attached to the kid sorry

USHIJIMA IS THE GODFATHER LMAO DID U EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE???

the baby is so attached to semi tho!!! the second semi reaches forward to hold the kid and poke at its fat lil cheeks, hes giggling and blubbering up at his uncle semi 🥺

JWJDJD GOSHIKI FREEZES WHEN YOU OFFER HIM TO HOLD THE KID. HE JUST GOES PALE AND FREEZES UP

REON IS SO GOOD WITH THE BABY

he offers to help you guys go shopping for more baby stuff 🥺🥺 and when his mom finds out ab the kid (team sleepovers were at reons house n u were ALWAYS invited so she LOVES U sorry I make the rules)

she gives u some of reons old baby clothes!!! n ur LOSING ur mind because WDYM THIS TALL MFER WAS ONCE LIKE A FOOT TALL AND WEARING A BLUE BEAR ONESIE???

she doesnt judge u for being a young mother!! I imagine she was too?? Reon is real respectful n I'll be damned if she isnt just as sweet

the coaches are already on your ass about toddler volleyball. they call up a couple friends and have already organized a group for teaching young Young YOUNG kids how to play despite ur son being. 3 months old.

the whole team is Maybe in love with your son

sorry. it's our son now. shiratorizawa owns ur kid :/

when shirabu is holding your boy. the whole team watches as semi get jealous????? over a kid that's NOT his???

hes petty and tells him that hes holding him wrong (hes not)

washijo is obsessed with ur baby. hes so proud of tendou. insisting that ur son being 'the size of a FAT volleyball' is a great sign for his skills in the court

the whole team. is offering money. they know u 2 are JUST out of highschool and with quarentine, are probably pretty low on cash??

BUT !! I 100% hc that tendou draws!! nd hes been doing a shit load of commissions for like. years LOL

n hes always saved that money!! he only spent it on shounen jump, which dont make too much of a dent in the money pile lol

besides he took emergency comms the second you guys found out ab the pregnancy

if you draw/write/do any work from home that's gets you money, then you do that too!!

he forces u to do less work than him tho because hes WORRIED AB U N THE BABY 🥺

but you guys appreciate the offers from your friends!!! Reon and Ushi's mom both volunteer to baby sit when you guys want a date night, thus ur child creating one hell of a friendship between the ex-captain and his vice's mothers 🥺

I'm not gonna go thru ALL the team members reactions

but they're all really happy!! ofc they scold tendou for not using protection and are MAJORLY GROSSED OUT KNOWING THAT THE TWO OF U HAVE INDEED HAD SEX

even tho the fact that satori is a Horny boy should be universal knowledge by now

the team is there for you guys while the baby grows up!! the second the kid can walk ushi is kneeling down and teaching him to spike

tendou is just as bad and insists that his son is a prodigy and should be a pro volleyball player already

LISTEN

TENDOUS SHIRATORIZAWA NUMBER??? HIS JERSEY

U GUYS GET A TINY VERSION OF THAT MADE

EVEN OF HE ISNT DOING VOLLEYBALL ANYMORE THIS MAN IS SO PROUD TO SEE HIS NUMBER ON HIS BOY 🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻

ur son is a mamas boy n it breaks tendous heart ngl

u make up for it by having a daughter a year or two down the line 😳 n shes OBSESSED with her dad it's cute but also BABY ur 4 please stop sleeping in mommy n daddies bed 🥺🥺🥺

also ur sons first words

oh boy

u can tell that the whole fuckin team has been teaching ur son volleyball stuff

u came home n ur son is sat in the living room SURROUNDED by ur (other) boys

ur (main) boy starts blubbing and bouncing at the sight of his mama 🥺 (or dada/other parent if ur an afab trans person!!!)

you tell off the team for tryna get ur baby into vball when hes barely 6months at this point

but before the boys all leave 🥺🥺 ur son grabs his favourite uncle semi and just goes

'sehtah!!!' (setter)

SEMI BREAKS DOWN CRYIBG LMAOOO

ngl tendou n u r kinda pissed that ur babies first words werent mama or dada. but then u see how happy semi is n u both just 🥺

semi is soft for your son and as the kid grows up hes still attached to him

he cant get away with being a brat though, boys got a whole mfing TEAM of dads/uncles PLUS grampy Washijo are ready to scold this boy

your son (and future daughter) are both SO loved though

theyve always got SOMEONE they know they can depend on

the team loves tendou and they love u, so OFC they ADORE any kids u guys have EVER.

they stay in contact with both of you even if you split up later on, they care enough about you guys that the y/n tendou powercouple is something every new generation of shiratorizawa volleyboys are taught about and introduced to

and YES ANON. WASHIJO DOES INSIST ON YOUR KID(S) GOIN SHIRATORIZAWA

they're guaranteed a spot!! they dont even have to work for it lmfaooo

mostly because coach threatens to leave the school and work with karasuno if they dont confirm them a place

it's an empty threat but it WORKS

the worldwide lockdown of 2020 is something you and tendou remember fondly forever 🥺

even if it was in bad circumstances the two of you made something so positive

this turned into general baby hcs with tendou MY BAD LOL IM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN AND ALSO CONSTANTLY GOING THRU BABY FEVER

[diannagaygron]

favorite glee headcanons?

god dan and phil really need to come back don’t they? we’re talking about glee in 2019, i’m….

ANYWAY last weekend @racheldaddow and i got drunk and watched season 6 of glee and actually talked about some of our headcanons so this is a well timed ask

far warning - there’s not a ton of headcanons but i probably over-explained the few i wrote, so i’m putting this below a cut a because it got longer than i expected and also i won’t subject anyone who doesn’t want to see it to glee meta in 2019 (other than pika. she can suffer <3)

by far our favorite right now is trans boy sam evans.

we were talking about how the way they wrote bieste (in their attempt to write a better trans character than that poorly researched, poorly written storyline with unique) wasn’t great because we’d actually liked that bieste was just, you know, a non-feminine woman. but that we DID want a trans character. and then natasha suddenly came up with trans sam - it would make sense, as to why he suddenly transferred to mckinley in season 2 (starting at a new school where no one knew he was afab) and why he was really focused on being visibly masculine, but wasn’t homophobic at all about kurt (i know, i know, he could just be a nice jock who’s not homophobic, but we LOVE trans sam ok). i’m probably not phrasing this all right - natasha is the one who’s actually nb and could probably talk about this more than me

another favorite headcanon is the hudmel blended family, or specifically burt hummel just basically adopting his kids’ friends (in this case sam, who canonically lives with the hudmels for a while, and blaine). listen, we all know blaine’s relationship with his parents isn’t great, and natasha and i can’t really get behind the idea of burt hummel being a “keep your hands off my son i have a shotgun” kind of dad. like, he’s DEFINITELY protective of kurt, but in the sense that he knows their shitty town hates kurt, and he wants the best for him and wants him to be safe and happy, not in the sense that he wants to follow weird gender roles and safeguard kurt’s virtue or some shit (something that was common in a lot of fanfics back in the day). so basically we don’t buy the idea that blaine was never allowed over unsupervised, or that burt constantly regarded him with suspicion as the guy who dared date his precious son, you know? evidence of blaine pretty quickly being accepted into the family:

in season 2, episode 20, blaine and finn are sitting on the couch in the hummel house chatting as kurt puts together his prom outfit upstairs, and burt comes home from work (still in his blue collar shirt with the name tag sewn on, so clearly, just straight from work) and before he’s even fully in the living room, before he can even see who’s there, he’s saying “good news boys. my buddy enzo from the tux rental shop is giving you half off” then asks them both what kind of tux they’re gonna go for. couple things here:

1) he wasn’t talking to kurt and finn when he came in saying “good news boys”, he was talking to blaine and finn. not only was he not surprised blaine was there, he seemed to completely expect it, like it was already routine at this point. as if, why would blaine not be at the hummel house when burt got home from work? he’s always there

2) he thought to ask for a discount not just for finn, but for blaine too. who again, is just his son’s boyfriend of a few months. there’s not really any reason for him to get blaine a discount, or to be helping him out with his prom outfit at all. kurt and blaine haven’t been dating for years at this point, so it’s not like he’s a part of the family and it’s not like he’s burt’s kid (except…. he basically is)

just the casual way it’s all handled stood out to me, and told me burt is used to blaine being at their house all the time (likely far more often than blaine’s at his own house) and has already taken on a sort of paternal role with him. (natasha likes to think that in the scene in Sexy, when blaine admits he and his dad didn’t work on a car together to bond, but more likely because his dad hoped it would turn him straight, and that blaine envied the healthy and close relationship burt and kurt had as father and son - that was when burt realized he was about to adopt another son sjkdfhj)

and then the next year, when finn brought sam back and was like “can he stay” burt was just like, i already have three sons, why not have another

we get emotional thinking about how SAFE a kid like blaine must have felt in a house like this, compared to his own

some notes natasha has sent me about this

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basically we just very much  love the idea of the hummel home being basically a sanctuary because burt is such a good person and he loves all his kids (carole is also wonderful of course, from what we did get to see of her in canon)

ok last headcanon, and maybe it’s wishful thinking - but quinn is bisexual. i’d say lesbian but i do think she genuinely loved and was attracted to puck. or as i put it to natasha “she’s a kinsey 5, she’d be a 6 if not for puck”. now, i was a big faberry shipper back in the day (faberry was one of the only ways rachel was tolerable to me lol) and i always felt some of quinn’s hatred for rachel came from her stirring these emotions in quinn - emotions that perfect, popular, religious quinn didn’t want to confront. and her interest in finn was 100% comp het at the beginning, and by the end she was just blatantly using him to fit the mold and be the girl that her small world thought she should be. and then, like, canonically, she slept with santana lmao. quinn is bi

oh natash also has a headcanon that kurt goes to FIT and blaine goes to columbia and becomes a civil rights lawyer - but that’s not so much a headcanon as it is a complete au because we know how they turned out 10 years on and that didn’t happen. but it’s an au i fully support

there might be some i’m forgetting because almost all these conversations recently when natasha and i were drunk, but yeah those are the ones i’m recalling rn!

[flock-of-cassowaries]

My dad, repeatedly:

“I didn’t care if you were a boy or a girl. When your mother went for the scan, I just wanted to know that you had two arms, two legs, ten fingers, and one head.”

And like… kiiiinda ableist, but overall, for my dad? Shockingly wholesome sentiment.

And he repeated this to me probably a hundred times over the 29 years I allowed him to be in my life.*

But he was also kind of… viscerally bigoted, so as much as I wanted to believe he meant what he said, I kinda knew it was bullshit.

So when I first came out as trans to my mom, and she promptly turned around and outed me to him,** his reaction was… unsurprising.

*When my dad came up with a statement he thought was clever, he would repeat it. Ad infinitum. It is a charming trait of his I have, to some degree, inherited. (Oops.)

**10/10 performance, Mom; at the time, probably your best moment since the year you called me on my birthday to berate me about not calling my dad more often. (When I pointed out to her that he hadn’t yet called me for my birthday, she denied that it was my birthday. It was. It most definitely was.)

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”