#love this man soooooooo much ^_^

[hooded-hawks]

burt fabelman headcannons :-)

Note: None of these are romantic or sexual, these are just silly ones i have about him. This is also REALLY LONG because i am normal and totally not hyperfixated

· BASEBALL DAD!! He loves baseball, anytime he was free and had the money, he’d take Mitzi and the kids to go see a game. usually roots for the home team unless they’re playing the cincinnati reds, then he roots for them. Tried to catch a baseball once and it ended up smacking him in the face and giving him a black eye for a week

· won multiple science fairs as a child

· 4.0 GPA throughout his entire school career, even during college

· He LOVES purim, he always gets dressed up and made Mitzi wear matching costumes with him for multiple years in a row

· bisexual.

· HATES hot weather, despite living in california. He hates having to mow whenever it’s 85° or hotter, doesn’t like to get sweaty

· Autistic, i can see him having OCD as well

· Modern orthodox, he’s fairly frum aside from a few things and keeps kosher almost all the time

· absolutely loves ice cream, he goes to ice cream parlors all the time. his favorite flavor is chocolate

· he’s fluent in english, ukrainian, yiddish and hebrew, and he knows some basic words in ladino and judeo-arabic after he got hyperfixated on jewish languages in high school

· he’s fairly left leaning, and considers himself bundist aligned, although he disagrees with them on the antitheism and yiddish being the main jewish language. votes democrat almost 100% and is apart of a labor union

· very rarely calls mitzi pet names outside of “mitz”, the occasional “honey” or “sweetheart”, and a few yiddish ones here and there (מײַן לעבן). he finds most others cringe worthy

· he loves going to diners when on road trips, it’s one of his favorite things to do. they always go to at least one they haven’t been too before whenever the family goes on a trip

· went to disney land with Sammy and the girls soon after it open, and ended up enjoying it more than they did (he was fascinated with roller coasters and all the tech in the park)

· spent a lot of his time in the library in his university

· after the divorce, he and mitzi stayed close friends, they write to each other after mitzi moved to Arizona, but it took a while for Burt to move on from her

· The kids would call him “daddy”, “dad”, “tatti” or “tateleh” when growing up, he honestly didn’t care what they called him, but now they all just call him dad

· him and Mitzi ended up at a drag show on their night out and the entire time he just stared in awe

· bear, sorry not sorry

· loves cruises although he rarely goes on them. he loves the ocean as long as he isn’t on the beach (he absolutely hates sand and has to wear socks and sandals when he’s there)

· started bawling his eyes out at Sammy’s graduation and had to go to the bathroom to calm down, only to come back out and cry again when Sammy hugged him

· doesn’t travel outside the us much simply because he’s kinda scared of planes. He usually only does it for work. if he cannot drive there, he probably hasn’t been

· He honestly loves going to the movies with his family. Even if he was resistant to Sammy perusing it as a career, he loves movies, and he loves movie theaters

· He also really enjoys opera and theater shows, mostly because Mitzi performs in them occasionally. But he also loves yiddish theater, unfortunately there’s not a whole lot of performances he’s been too.

· After the divorce, and he ended up getting his own house (either on his own or with a partner), he took up gardening. He also really enjoys flowers, he has multiple types growing in his front and back yard

· his favorite soda is cream soda or root beer floats :-)

[deathberi]

[loverboybrightsideghost]

wait i always forget chapman's has multiple floors. 3d map of piffling vale that's just mostly flat but right in the town square there's one fucking building that's just like a million stories tall. this visual is killing me.

[wolverinesprincess]

i am soooooooo in love 💘💘💘💘💘💘

[joongdunking]

Another happiest birthday for Joong 🥰

Dunk thinking of Joong and buying his birthday gift, aka their second couple item while in Japan, baked a huge ass cake for him, texted the staff who went to Guangzhou with Joong to find out what time he was going to arrive in Thailand and went right to his house at midnight just to be the first to wish Joong happy birthday.

Just look at how happy Joong's smile is!!!!! I CANNOT!!!!

So Dunk has worn their couple shoes and he's telling us here

The lyrics to the songs they picked!? (Dunk, Joong)

And yet they still call each other bro 😒

[shegoeshometoacactuss]

The Julien jumpscare in Most Wanted Man is absolutely insane I love this album

[rye-kin]

Scary Jekyll doodlez

<3

[swordbreakerz]

fellas is it gay to lift your boy best friend off his feet in a hug upon seeing him for the first time in 15 years 🤔😳

[sskk-manifesto]

Ep 4 :)

[narwhalandchill]

the unfortunate thing abt the narwhals 4.2 appearances is that both in those kind of dynamic cutscenes and bossfights alike there are set limitations in terms of scale given the model kinda. Has to actively be there moving in game environments . and as huge (& beautiful 🥰) as the narwhal Is even within those (particular props to how the model dimensions warp and get way bigger during the swallowing animation kinda implying how big its Actually intended to be). its also just Not That Massive for a creature whose whose sheer size in lore is p much described as like. genuinely incomprehensible . that casually consumes entire worlds and hosts newborn ones within its stomach. Like its just a Bit tiny for what youd expect (but very cute and stunning!!! With lovely animations!! Dearest)

But that also makes the subject of its Actual In Lore Size very funny bc it lets you kinda. Forget about that aspect for a little bit and then you go back to the 4.1 scene like

Right. Right.

THATS the all-devouring narwhal we are talking about . Thats the real deal 💀

[tommygotwrittenoff]

eddie diaz is so beautiful when he's looking at buck. being in love is such a good look on that man

[olgipolgi]

I need to romance him 😭❤️

[lovinglin]

Aheuahuehajageajhs have I said yet how much I love p1co...

[skitskatdacat63]

Paul Atreides is sooooo T.E. Lawrence coded

[codecicle-archive]

who is your favorite bitb character i must know 👁👁

i mean this as genuinely as I can, I would not have made it through that series if it wasn't for Kian Stone. i love him more than i could ever put into words man no one could EVER do it like him ever again <3 <3 the fucker was such an amazing character and I understand why he died (and then got revived. and then died again.) but oh my god whenever he was on screen it just brought so much life to them again. not even in the "comedic relief" kinda way but in the "he is a good and kind person who works perfectly with the group chemistry to balance them out" kinda way‼️ grizzly talked about not loving the way he played in the rolled but I wouldn't have loved bitb half as much as I do if it wasn't for Kian and the way he interacts with the other characters. every character fit so perfectly/worked so well together but dude Kian was just something ELSE man he changed my brain chemistry and I'm never getting over him and his bug girlfriend and human boyfriend and bug boyfriend like AUGUAUUGJHHHHH dude he's the only character and I fucking love him so much <3 <3

grizzly has a weird way of making characters that I just get SOOO obsessed with i know i joke about the charlie slimecicle character formula a lot but the grizzly plays character formula is equally as real and equally as damaging for me personally

[homosekularnost]

sometimes i wonder if the whole pope-saying-a-slur thing was a pr stunt to distract from how discriminatory the rest of the statement was but then remember not even god himself could have foreseen people acting this fucking stupid