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Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains, Episode 2: "Holidays"

Sam: Be careful, though, spending time with this guy, cause especially with these poems, we’ve been on three holidays together—we’ve been to New York, we’ve been to Belfast, we’ve been to Sweden—and we, you know, during the day hanging out and all this stuff and at night you go on his Instagram and he’s written all these poems about you. I’m serious. We had a great day in Sweden and then suddenly at night I’m reading this poem and he calls me The Termite, he goes, “Yes, The Termite’s bathing like a bruddy plum.”

Tim: Yeah, I think that’s true, actually. I hold my hands up. Mea culpa.

Lucy: But I think that’s nice. Didn’t you like being-- having a poem written about you, Sam?

Sam: These poems were written with a poison pen, that’s all I’m saying. Seriously. Why can’t we have a nicer name instead of The Termite?

Lucy: Is it—but that’s Australian, isn’t it?

Tim: I think there was one earlier, wasn’t there—The Sponge. I like the Sponge for you.

Sam: No. What about The Angel? Or Paradise Boy?