#mainly i'm upset this time bc i CANNOT do this with a guy again

[iamnotlookingidonotseeit]

yknow it's basically inevitable that i'd go for some nerd with a guitar at some point but really? twice? three times four times?

[mylossmallmustache]

Alt!Au Mylo x Fem!Reader

bc I don't see ANY x readers of him on here nor anywhere

Warnings: Fluff and spice‼️

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

FLUFF💗-

•So... You've managed to make it with the one and only Mylo?... Well, let me just say, he's not the most experienced guy in the world when it comes to relationships... At all.

•You probably ended up asking him out bc he's WAYYY too nervous to even speak to you.

•But if he did ask you out?... Stuttering and fidgeting, trying to act cool but just making himself look like an idiot but cute as well

•Onto actual dating, he doesn't wanna move things TOO fast, so he'd hold back on PDA fir now, only behind closed doors will he give you any romantic attention

•Even though he's really skinny, he's amazing at cuddling, he loves spooning, especially him being the little spoon and you rubbing his back or waist, he just wants to feel loved (AFTER ALL YALL HATERS ON HIM "B-But he bullied Powder!" smartest Mylo hater alive.)

•Kisses on cheek are just enough to make him squeal and giggle on the spot

•It's the simple things that get him, just saying "I love you Mylo" will just make his day entirely

•Or holding his hand or comforting him when he's upset is what he adores

•Treats you like your royalty.

•First thing in the morning, he always kisses your forehead no matter what

•Silly guy

•He is actually really caring ngl, when you had a bad day he took a bath with you and gave you your favourite food :]

SPICE❤️‍🔥-

•Cannot fuck for the life of him

•Even if you just have a bra on or something, he just goes red and covers his eyes

•(FUCKING TWINKK‼️‼️) Gonna have to a sub for this one gang🙏😭

•Kinda fluffy but he likes showering with you, idk, he just finds it nice that you two are close and there's just warm water heating you two up that makes him all fuzzy inside

•Can only last like 2-3 rounds, I'm sorry but unless if you want him shaking and tearing up then stick with 2-3 please

•Length is probably 6-7 inches

•Sex drive?... It's probably average ngl, he doesn't really CRAVE it but only when in certain moments does he want it

•He 100% likes slow and steady, doesn't like it rough bc he doesn't wanna hurt you if he's on top

•... Whimpers and groans a LOT. Very vocal. Even from the slightest touch

•Is a thighs guy, loves to grip them while in you or preferably eating u out

•Favourite position is probably missionary because he wants to see how your feeling, comfy? Uncomfy? Satisfied? Things like that and also because he wants to see your face

•Is kinda a freak but it's limited, mainly likes to do unprotected sex bc it feels better, if yall want a kid then go for it but if not ready or just don't want to, he either will just get a condom or you can take birth control pills🤷‍♀️

•Ik I said he likes slow and steady, but at times when he really needs you, maybe if he's stressed or frustrated, he goes FAST. Stamina is pretty wild but as I previously mentioned, he can basically only last like 2-3 rounds before he's overstimulated

•Speaking about overstimulation!

•Likes it when you're overstimulated! But for him?... He squirms and grips tightly on either you or the bedsheets and let's out choked out moans, that's how much he really can't handle it, but he doesn't mind it

•100% has safe words.

•Red is for stop

•Orange is for slow down

•And green is for keep going

•Red has only happened once when he did genuinely couldn't handle it and wanted to stop so you two stopped, bathed and cuddled :]

Bonus headcanon I just thought about!

•LOVES it when u suck his dick, grips your hair tightly and whimpers while trying to grind up on your mouth when you're just teasing him slowly

Anyway, that's it, I'll feed you Mylo simps + myself when I can be bothered 2 write again

Toodles🍺💪

[myohmyimanxious]

Hazbin Hotel Headcanons bc I'm obsessed xoxo

(Some NSFW is implied/mentioned)

-Husk was there when alastor sold his soul to whomever it was

- He also has no trust is alastor whatsoever like he's terrified of him but he also wouldn't trust him for his life (literally)

- Angel has PTSD

- But he doesn't realise he has it, bc he represses feelings and everything

- Charlie and Angel have a sibling dynamic

- They're pain in the asses for vaggie and husk

- Charlie reminds angel of his sister molly

- He also doesn't really like to celebrate his birthday bc it's not the same without her (unless he's shit-faced drunk and won't remember)

- Vox will make his screen brighter or flicker to get and hold val's attention

- Angel is Husk's lucky charm in gambling moments

- Angel genuinely did love val in the beginning and thought val loved him too

- Whilst Alastor truly does believe that a smile is a both a way to control the situation and hide one's true intentions, his smile is stitched on and he physically cannot remove the stitches as it's part of his deal

- Alastor is colourblind in the same way deer are

- Angel knows what they said about him in Angel court and he plays it off but it really upset him

- Alastor was a serial killer in his life

- He was never caught though

- Alastor plays static when actively trying to ignore someone

- He also plays music for the hotel to dance too, finding that he and Angel enjoyed the same music (bc of the similar time period)

- Husk once got alastor drunk enough to dance with Charlie and taught her how to Charleston dance

- Nifty is like everyone's child. You cannot mess with her

- Nifty will bring bugs to the person she likes most that day (usually alastor)

- Vaggie has threatened angel's life on many occasions

- Those two argue constantly (it's friendly tho)

- Charlie spends a lot of her time breaking up little spats in the hotel

- Charlie has nightmares about the time she saw alastors true demon form

- It made her feel super bad for him too, and she's offered to cut the stitches on his mouth but he refuses

- Lucifer is trying to be a better dad

- It's hard but he is actively trying

- He likes to hand out rubber ducks he's made/painted when people are upset

- Angel has a lot of them, bc he frequently seems to catch Lucifer when he's returning from work

- Lucifer is autistic for sure

- And his ducks are his special interest

- Lowkey he's also smitten by fat nuggets when he meets him

- So much so that when angel is at work lucifer happily offers to feed and look after the lil guy

- Fat nuggets once ate off of alastors plate, and that's the only time it ever happened bc by fucking god did alastor go crazy

- He didn't hurt fat nuggets tho it's okay, he wanted to but angel was like ILL DIE AGAIN BITCH TRY ME MOTHERFUCKER and pulled out some guns

- Angel gives Alastor the tea of what's going down with the Vee's when he gets it

- Mainly bc he hates the Vee's as much as Alastor and also bc Alastor asked him too and he's kinda scared of him

- And also bc it's fucking easy bc Val is a dumb bitch who doesn't know how to be subtle if he tried, Vox thinks so little of Angel that he thinks Angel would be too focused on the sex and Velvette doesn't care much for Angel either

- That's not to say that the Vee's haven't tried to get Angel to be their spy on the inside too, it's just Angel is like nothing to report also I gotta work sorry and just lies to them

- A wannabe patron once was rude to Charlie and lucifer decked them

- Everyone was amazed he had it in him to do it like that bc damn mans was pissed

- Let's just say nobody is rude to Charlie anymore just in case

- Also Charlie is also fucking terrifying when she wants/needs to be

- Someone called Angel a whore and tried to touch him and she went off

- Lucifer had to hold her back

- Fuck with her friends and she will kill you 😊

- Charlie cries at everything (good or bad)

- Vaggie is a real trooper putting up with it

- Angel was like "would you be like that with me if I cried all the time?" To husk, and husk with no hesitation said "fuck no"

- Husk treats Angel like a princess in the streets but a slut in the sheets

- They've deffo fucked behind the bar

- Charlie and Rosie keep in touch

- They have tea parties with Alastor

- Val is scared of Niffty bc she's unpredictable and bc he's not over what happened in the club

[daisyjonesgf]

do i wanna know is a muse song, u cannot change my mind, but specifically hozier’s version (which now shows up on spotify if u search up the song or lyric) cause i feel like that’d fit her style more. guys this is such a muse-coded song and i genuinely cannot remember if this has already been brought up or not but im still gonna do it

‘Have you no idea that you're in deep?’

billy’s constant denial that they’re in an actual relationship, which always causes muse to question herself.

‘Do I wanna know? If this feeling flows both ways?’

muse constantly questioning if he loves her, that he wants her the same way she wants him.

‘Sad to see you go, was sort of hoping that you'd stay’

billy leaving after a huge blowout fight and leaving in a rage fit while muse is standing there, crying, wanting him to come back.

‘Baby, we both know that the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day’

All the times he ever said ‘i love you’ in the dead of night or while she was too high to remember, all the sweet words he only says in the dead of night but never in the light of day.

‘Ever thought of calling when you've had a few? 'Cause I always do’

Muse and billy both getting drunk and calling the other during their many break-ups, they both tell themselves that they’re not gonna but always do

‘Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new’

this line made me think of muse, this is her line, she’s literally had so many chances to leave him and fall in love with someone else, but she’s his. she’s always his but he’s never her’s

‘Now I've thought it through, crawling back to you’

Her always going back to billy, even when he hurts her, cheats on her, and verbally abuses her, she always goes back, cause she thought through, and is his

‘I don't know if you feel the same as I do but we could be together if you wanted to’

to be fair hozier did cut out a couple lines from his version on spotify and this was one of them but this is still gonna be on here cause this is literally muse to billy at any given time cause everything is always on his terms

anyways, that’s all i have <3

-❤️‍🩹

I agree so much, it's on the muse playlist bc this version of the song is so so her and how she feels

billy's denial of how deep they are into their relationship but also muse not being able to leave billy bc before she's even realized it she's fallen do deeply in love with him.

and muse literally cannot tell if, despite the rare I love you, if he means it or if she's making it all up bc she wants him to.

okay bc like 98% of the time it's muse who storms out like the hope on her end that he'll stop and beg her to stay, even though she knows he won't, but she still hopes for it deep down everytime and also billy lowkey hoping deep down that she'll be the one who stays longer. and then when it's post rehab and billy has those times when they're supposed to be off and he's coming back anyways and then leaves again and she's begging him to not go even if she doesn't always verbally do that.

oh my god and the late night sex where he says he loves her bc it doesn't count then, and if it doesn't count then he can admit it. and if it doesn't count than she can ask for it, to feel wanted.

literally they always end up calling, if they're drunk or high and upset, from when they're on breaks after big blowups or when they're supposed to be on the big break for her to find themselves, they can't help but call and crawl back.

muse is way too busy seeing herself as billy's girl to consider what she would want outside of that, her attachment to eddie is to fill a void she wants billy to fill, her actions are guided by her relationship with billy. which is why it's such a big deal for her to find herself outside of the narrative of him.

it doesn't matter what her friends or anyone says, at the end of the day she has considered everything and cannot see herself being happy without him.

muse literally knowing that if he asked her to be anything slightly official she would say yes on the stop, she dreams ab a life with him, marriage, kids, she can literally envision their children in her head. and she wants him to want that with her so bad.

listening to this song makes me think of them sm it's debilitating 🥺

[thegreatimpersonator]

You said there are 2 parts to the lawsuit, can you explain more about that I don't have time to read the whole thing.

sure! i wanna make it abundantly clear from the start that I'm in no way defending Justin's actions or even remotely giving him the benefit of the doubt, he's a terrible, gross person who deserves to get ruined. i, along with other people, have issues with blake and her problematic past way before this movie, but that does not take away the fact that she is a victim of what occurred on that set.

this is more about blake and giving nuance to the lawsuit, which was filed in a very.... telling way to me. the meat of this suit is she's upset she got bad PR, which is arguably not the part that should be focused on, it should be the harassment but in the suit, she makes it clear she's more upset about her reputation being ruined, which again... odd.

the lawsuit has two parts. the first part was the harassment she and others faced on the completely disgusting set and i believe her 100%. the second part is what i see being largely misconstrued by the public as 'this is why you should never hate on a woman, if you ever hated on her you're stupid and just fell for a smear campaign'. this lawsuit is mainly focused on blake being upset she got bad PR, which is upsetting that thats what she's focusing on, that she's putting the way more important stuff (the harassment) as a side note...

while they were filming the movie, the writing strike happened so it split filming into two parts, before the strike and after. before the strike, all of the horrible behavior from justin and his friend happened to blake and others on set. she filed multiple complaints and there's ample evidence. then the strike happened and during the strike, she sent the whole team messages that the behavior will not continue and sent rules over for them to follow, like a contract they had to follow. one of those rules was that they could not retaliate against her over these rules being in place during the production or promotional work of the film. it's very broad, it's basically saying 'you cannot say anything bad about me'. filming resumed and there were seemingly no more issues. but justins behavior during the press tour was viewed by blake as retaliation against her and personally the things she lists as examples i think are wild stretches.

again i want to clarify im not defending justin, he's awful and deserves to be sued, but for the harassment bc this PR stuff is so not the issue lol.

there was a press briefing given out about how to handle talking about the movie, the cast were given talking points and the agreed-upon strategy was to not talk about the DV, but talk about the positives of strength and keep it light. we as the audience organically did not take that well, we found issues with the way she is advertising this movie as a feel-good summer movie and telling people to wear their florals to the theater. that was a real reaction not brought on by any smear campaign by justin. is it disgusting how they put out hit pieces and encouraged the backlash? yes of course. were people being brainless sheep and following blind hate by saying she shouldn't romanticize DV or use a movie about DV to sell her haircare line? no.. that was just us reading the room she wasn't paying attention to.

now we get to the thing that caused this whole lawsuit to be filed. justin's pivot that blake viewed as 'retaliation' which she told him not to do. he starts talking about the DV, not avoiding the topic like blake. he's posting survivors' stories on instgram and being vocal due to the backlash that blake was already organically receiving due to her own actions. he's talking about what people were demanding to hear and that's not a bad thing? but that's what she is saying she's upset about. did he try and profit off the bad press blake was receiving? yes. was he actually trying to paint himself as the 'good guy' while she was being painted as the 'mean girl'? yeah probably. did his PR team need to make up stories about blake? no. did everyone magically start to turn on blake because of him? no. most people stopped liking blake when she got married on a plantation or did an entire press tour defending woody allen a few years ago. she also tries to blame him for her haircare line not doing well, which is crazy because people didnt need to be brainwashed to see her hair looked terrible in the ads that were selling it. it takes a very big ego to me to think the only way people can be criticizing you is because they have to be getting paid to.

the fact that this is her reasoning for filing the lawsuit and not because of the harassment is very very telling to me. if the press junket went seamlessly and the movie was hugely successful, would this lawsuit have been filed? no. and that's crazy to think about. the lawsuit was filed against him mainly for him trying to ‘ruin her reputation’ and the sexual harassment was mainly used as a jumping off point when it should be the main point. if he wasn’t a part of this movie at all, blake still would’ve gotten the criticisms she did because those were her own actions being called out, but just on a lesser scale because justin and his team wouldn’t have been there to encourage/dogpile onto it.

[scum-belina]

Haven't even gotten my second paycheck yet and my mom's already hitting me up to buy things she should be buying instead. Ever since I was born I was her mother. She refuses to even drive herself so she cannot do anything without me. I'm so weary.

She's a great pal, but never a great mother. Getting her to do the bare minimum responsibilities is like pulling teeth. We keep getting into fights now that we're working together. Never at work but once we're home there's no peace.

She also seems to be conflicted where she's like, super proud of how liked I am by everyone and my work ethic, but kind of angry too? it's like she thinks I'm outdoing her even tho she's been there 7 years. She is the same way about the fact I make a little more money than her too.

She says she wants the best for me and for me to have my own life, but her needing me to be around for her to do anything tells me she's lying. She also has been almost psychotically losing it on me telling me I'm self-centered when I mention the abuse my dad put me through and that "it wasn't all bad, you just CHOOSE to be negative"

literally the only reason she loved my dad and romanticizes him so much is because he told her if she married him she'd never have to drive or work again. She was a SAHM but basically just laid around eating and playing video games for 19 years. She barely cleaned and resented cooking at all. I remember as a kid trying to ask her how to clean and cook so she wouldn't have to anymore because she would get so angry when she'd have to.

She now actually admits she was wrong for being that way all those years, but is like "I'm not like that anymore I have a job now so why are you bullying me about the past?" When I was calmly trying to explain how she affected me during my developmental years. I just can't win.

When my dad was diagnosed with a rare form of lymphoma, my mom ran to ME freaking out and depending on me and putting everything on my shoulders to deal with. I had to be the strong one. And it's been that way ever since. She loves to compare me to my dad all the time and it makes me want to die.

I've had such a broken life. I'm surrounded by the ones who have hurt me most and continue to. I still care. I still try to appease them. But when I start to show visible signs of my depression or cptsd, I am told I'm just narcissistic and abusive bc being around me when I'm really down and struggling is upsetting. It's mainly my mother who tells me that.

Idk guys, there's so much more in my life that is just embarrassingly awful I can't even go into it. I'm trying my best to fight like hell while being in my own personal hell. But it's so hard. I'm grateful to finally be making somewhat decent money, but I feel like it's all for nothing and that my end is inevitable in the near future. Please pray for me.

[adampage]

Why do ppl hate cody?

i can't speak for everyone, but i can speak for myself.

under the cut bc it's a long one. i also toe the line of kayfabe and not kayfabe quite a bit but just know that i'm always open to changing my opinions on people. i am a fickle bitch.

a) the first time i ever encountered him in wrestling, he was a heel creating a civil war within the bullet club. first impression? cody bad.

b) the next time i saw him, he was in aew. i already knew he was an evp, i already knew he was part of the elite, or had been. evps = authority = i'm not a fan. the same way i dislike stephanie mcmahon or shane mcmahon. i dislike authority figures, especially if i feel that they will use their authority to either use up valuable tv time or put themselves in matches i do not feel they deserve to be in. i felt the same way when i thought the bucks were gonna win the first tag team tournament aew had in fall of 2019.

b part 2) unprotected chair shot

b part 3) pharaoh the dog brought to a show where they did pyro and was visibly upset by this

c) no matter what, for the first many months of dynamite, cody ALWAYS had a segment. and his entrance took up like three extra minutes than anyone else on the card. however, i will say that he did a great job of showcasing the young talent; many of the wrestlers who had matches against cody in the first two quarters are now some of aew's biggest young stars.

d) the bucks gave hangman shit for not showing up to help them in a few instances on television in those first couple episodes and didnt say shit about cody not being there -even though he did eventually show up to help once or twice. this could just be because they werent certain whether cody was going to continue to be in the actual elite. but regardless, it pissed me off.

e) during all of this, i do believe there was a moment on twitter where people thought they found his personal anonymous twitter and he was talkin some mad controversial shit that i cant honeslty remember anymore so you can feel free to ignore this one

f) genuinely tired of seeing him on tv and taking up time, especially when there were so many talented wrestlers they had on their roster that were on dark mainly that needed time on television

g) when malakai black showed up and cody got boo'd and then beaten, live in front of my eyes, it felt like the narrative was that he was so shocked and upset by the loss and the fans' reactions that he decided he was gonna retire right then and there. which is bullshit because you just made a new wrestler's win all about you. to me it felt like he was so emasculated by the loss that he was just gonna give up and that's dumb as hell. arn actually ended up taking up the same opinion as me which was cool as heck :)

h) after the promo on dynamite this week talking about how he will not turn, and then the rhodes to the top episode from tonight basically confirming this, that he doesnt want to turn heel, or at least faux-shooting that he doesnt want to become heel, i'm upset because it feels like he wants to ram down my throat that he is a babyface like his father before him and i do not and cannot accept this. you do not have to be the good guy to become a legend. most of the best babyfaces i've ever seen were heels first. because a heel has a whole lot more range!!!! it gives the wrestler so much more creatively to work with and being a dick is just fucking fun like??? who doesnt like seeing a wrestler have fun??? i guarantee you, you give cody a long ass heel run, that man becomes babyface in a couple years and we'll cheer him again. like tf. it's like roman. they tried to make roman the babyface guy for years and it just didnt work. turn him heel? bruh. he made my HUSband, who absolutely DESPISED him, into a roman fan. and if he turned face again?? he'd still love him. it is what it is, man. learn what works and what doesn't like. idk.

please note: there are also lots of things that i like about cody. i like that he is a great promo and a great wrestler. im never bored when he's on screen except that one feud with ogogo bc i just disliked the whole premise. and he always makes me cry when he cries and i do believe that's because of his great speaking ability. i saw him live in atlanta for the cage match against wardlow and i thought it was brilliant, really put wardlow over even though he lost i think, and the off-air speech he gave to his hometown was once again a tear jerker. i love to hate him, and i just wish that he would give me the chance to boo him like i want to.

but anyway this is just me and idk about everyone else. hope this makes even a crumb of sense.

[bennifits]

Welcome to another round of "Benn watched a show they haven't watched in a while and now she can't stop inserting herself for comfort" game.

Anyone can use these btw!!! Just let me know and once you're done, tag me! i wanna read your shit!!! LET ME LIVE THROUGH YOU

As with Daryl Dixon's one, i'll add as i go.

note: okay so with the doctor i mainly think of them as my dad, big bro or big sister bc that's how i grew up with them so none of this is romance to me unless specified that's just me

also, spoilers, obviously

also mainly just been watching 12 (since i grew up with 11 and seen his shit like 5 times so catching up on 12's stuff making sure i know everything) like i said these are mainly just prompts so spice things up if you want!

Let's get into it

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* - romance (usually this just indicates if it can just be interpreted as friends but,,, all this is platonic so)

/ - Done! (check masterlist)

12th Doctor ideas n stuff

- You convince him to go to a concert that you missed a couple of years back. First he tries to act serious but by the end of the night he's somehow with you in a mosh pit

- You work at a petrol station (idk i work at one and it can get dull asf) and it's a super slow and quiet night as you're cleaning the place and all of a sudden the doctor shows up in your storage room

- On one of your travels with the doctor you get seperated. Meeting a really nice archaeologist lady who helps you on your journey back to find him (i'm just a slut for river you have no fucking idea how much i love this woman she's my mum)

- you kinda have long hair, long enough to always tie it up on your adventures with the doctor because it tends to get in the way when it’s loose and it’s more practical that way. There was a moment today where the bad guys grabbed you by the hair to get you, to get to the doctor. It was the closest you had ever been to dying under his ‘watch’, but it wasn’t dying that scared you, it was his face when you were so close to doing so. So afterwards, you tentatively ask him to cut your hair, so that he wouldn’t get that scared again.

- Missy wants to go out. She says that she needs to see someone, of course, the gang tags along. Who knew that she had her own ‘companion’ she cared for? Definitely not the Doctor. Turns out, the both of you have had quite the time together (more Missy centric bc I think her surprising everyone with her own form of ‘companion’ would be funny. The universe hasn’t been kind to you both so you both bonded over that)

- you and the doctor swap memories by accident. It’s a bit… overwhelming for you to say the least.

- you lose all your memories by accident. Waking up in a clean blank slate not knowing who you are or where the hell you are oooo lights! The old man seems upset about it though…

Musician!Reader:

- the doctor helps people, somehow an alien has taken your ability to write stuff giving you the ultimate writer's block so you start travelling with him because it's kind of his fault.

- guitar jam sesh, mainly trying to one up each other with different riffs

- the doctor has always remained calm and cool, too cool. to the point where he's listening to one your songs in the TARDIS, you walk in and catch him and shenanigans ensue

Face the raven + following episode/s (I have a lot of feelings):

- You beg Clara to give you the count down, she doesn't.

- After Clara's death and the Doctor disappearing, you and rigsy try to return to normal life, him his family and you... no one. Those two were the only people you had left in this world. You know they would have wanted you to carry on, so you do until a few years later. (two outcomes to this my brain is wild i know)

1. You discover that he's lecturing at a university years later (or whatever time has passed). You're devastated, i mean, you're glad he's okay and alive, you know he knows what's best and probably thinks of you as someone who will die like clara if he came back. But you cannot help but feel the strong abandonment that comes with it. It's only accidental that you two stumble into each other during a time of crisis.

2. You discover that he's lecturing at a university years later (or whatever time has passed). You're angry, pissed. Not even a postcard? or a heads up that he's okay? what happened? So you do the most rational thing, get in your car, go to the university and kick down the door to his office demanding an explanation. (If Bill is there it'd be really fuckin funny if you think about it like "Yo wtf is going on???")

3. Ashielda or 'Me' is kind enough to use that device on you. She recognises your pain of being lonely and helps you. You become her official right hand and stay with her until the entire of the universe as her loyal friend and companion, it's there you face the Doctor one last time.