#managing some asknormalities

[ayint4t]

trick or treat sir Ayin :)

You receive

Being put in the Time Loop. You should talk to your friends about your feelings. I’m not gonna do it, but you should.

[ayint4t]

GET FUCKED - @LIBRARYOFRUINAT4T

You are laughing

I am being killed to death and you are laughing at me

[ayint4t]

TRICK OR TREAT YOU . YOU. YOU!

You receive: This weird employee I found who tried to bite me.

[ayint4t]

Trick or Treat you emo gumball son of a bitch

You, my nemesis, come into my inbox on the day of my trick or treating and you insult me you insult my style you insult my gumballs.

You receive Yesod…

But specifically the inferior robot version. As a trick. Have at you.

[ayint4t]

Trick or Treat!

You receive ALEPH grade E.G.O. Set: Twilight. Use it to destroy Student A.

[ayint4t]

Rema: "Trick or Treat, Manager!~"

Piper: "Don't worry about anything for me, I'm just keeping an eye on him. Last time he had a sugar rush, we had to call Red to grab him because the clerks couldn't keep up."

Glad to see the agents are managing the circumstances and enjoying the holidays.

You receive five unopened cans of each flavor of Wellcheers. Rema you should drink it all at once. Surely nothing bad could possibly happen sugar rush wise from fifteen cans of wellcheers.

[ayint4t]

*points* thy art a lil kitty cat

I am a sizeable cat. Large even. And Intimidating.

[ayint4t]

very late but. Hello once again. Trick or treat, sir ^_^

You receive Adam. Please just take him oh my god I do not want him if I could give him to you permanently I would please just take him for the day PLEASE

[ayint4t]

trick or treat, ayin! don't worry i respect u properly in this household

As thanks, you receive Ayin(Ayin)

…wait

[ayint4t]

hey i know you just got back and all but i kinda need adam here to tell me his skincare routine really quick would you get him from his gayass room for a moment

Sorry for the delayed response Ayin tried to delete this ask and I had to stop him so hello again everyone!

Now, I'm going to presume that it'll be entirely unsurprising when I say that the secret is of course… all natural lotions, remedies and essential oils!

…

Yeah no it's Abnormalities. More specifically, did you know that Fairy Festival are really good at exfoliating work? You'll get a bit more than just exfoliated from time to time, but as long as you don't try to move on to another step of the routine before they're done it's nothing the regenerator can't handle.

Secondly, Giant Tree Sap. Excellent moisturizer and anti-aging. Would recommend. Just think VERY carefully if you've used it for the day already or not.

I know it's not EXACTLY what you asked, but All-around Helper is also very good at haircuts with careful instructing. CAREFUL. INSTRUCTING. Got it?

Also special mention to Backward Clock. If your instructions to Helper weren't precise enough, you forgot to moisturize in the morning or, Whitenight forbid, you chipped a nail, you can use Backward Clock. Just sacrifice a level 5 agent of your choice and your appearance will be all good again.

Just be careful if you've put a lot of work into a manicure or makeup routine or something like that that you actually ended up satisfied with it WILL undo that.

Anyways I need to make sure Ayin doesn't delete this now, we shall meet again and don't forget to become the truest version of yourself!

[ayint4t]

<tick tock tick tick?>

Danteh. We gotta save this dog gone city Danteh.

[ayint4t]

die

courtesy of @teaconsumerarbi

Binah.

I would say the feeling is mutual, but I have need of you still, and I can't exactly tell you to kill me yourself either, because you tried that already.

I would tell you to suffer, but we have both grown numb to that.

So. Reluctantly.

Hello, Binah.

[ayint4t]

Hello!! trick or treat!

there is no treat only trick

have at you

Wh-

OW

BETRAYED IN MY OWN INBOX

[ayint4t]

:3c

trick or treat!!!

Because you are the first, you receive…

Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary and enough Positive Enkephalin to have her kill one thing of up to ALEPH risk level for you.

[ayint4t]

Alright, I'll give in to the whims of PR just this once, out of curiosity. Trick or treat. 🫴

You receive Der Shooty and enough Enkephalin to fire seven shots before it goes below 10, but if you fire even one shot you must fire all seven.

[ayint4t]

Well what about letting the abnormalities out? :) We want to celebrate too y'know :):):):) let us out :):):):):):):)

Absolutely not.

No abnormalities are allowed to come out during Pride Month.