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[signoraviolettavalery]

so I keep getting ads for manneskin on Instagram and look who likes them too

[slayernina]

EUROVISION 2025 aka EVERYONE *coff coff* Spain VS ISRAEL DRAMA

An explanation for non Eurovision or Spanish speaking fans of the mess of this year, about the most political song contest ever that claims every year « we are not politicaaaaaaaal » despite this thing is Game of Thrones mixed with the Sopranos mixed with glitter and fireworks.

You know it’s going to be a good edition if you have an epileptic attack at some point of the night

Also my highligths of my favourite  songs of this edition.

As a good entry, I would recommend to watch the Netflix movie Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. It is an American movie but it got the right vibes.

Briefly, this is a song contest in which several European-ish countries (plus Israel and sometimes Australia, I refuse to explain this) to celebrate union, cooperation and all that shit after the II World War. It is a way also to apologise to each other if we have a feud giving mutual points. But mostly because we just love to teach each other apart, to be honest.

**Looking at Portugal because you didn’t give us your 12 points**

The structure is simple:

-A video of the Crystal Microphone being carried to the city in which the contest is (the winning country of the last year). Nice mention to Switzerland because Nemo broke the micro last year XD

-The winner of the last year performing their winning song.

-The Flag Parade, in which all singers participating wave their flags to the audience (obviously)

- The podcasts, the intro video of the participants before their performances. In those videos you watch the singers wandering around their towns or whatever while the broadcasters explain to you briefly their careers. You can really feel when a candidate is hated because the speakers are passive aggressive bitches. Graham Norton (UK) is legendary for this.

-The song of each participant.

-In between, performances from older winners-contestants.

-The televote time, in which the jury and the public of all Europe vote for their favourite.

-Points given by a spokesperson in front of a known building (kudos to Sweden for being in a sauna as their song)

-The winner performs once more and credit rolls.

There are three ways to win Eurovision:

-With a dramatic, beautiful song like this year (Austria) or a catchy sound. Remember, this contest brought you ABBA or Manneskin.

-With something we call a Eurovision Song aka being the weirdest thing ever in a very specific way and mood, like Lordi’s Finland or whatever the Nordics were doing that year.

-With the love of the public. All those performances that didn’t win but will be remember forever (usually they fall in the category above).

BTW, Spain only won twice: on 1968 with Franco's hand on it and with the first miniskirt on public television ever and 1969, the iconic year in which 4 countries won and they had to change the rules.

Let’s going to start with the drama

Enter Moraccanoil, the sponsor of the contest since 2020. It is an Israeli cosmetic company. Remember this, is going to be important later.

On the 2nd semifinal , RTVE (Spanish public television) spokespersons Julia Varela y Tony Aguilar shared this during Israel’s podcast:

We now come to Israel's performance in this second Eurovision semi-final with Yuval Raphael, a previously unknown artist who was injured in the Hamas attacks on 7 October. Her song is entitled New Day Will Rise. This year, RTVE has asked Eurovision for a debate on Israel's participation in Eurovision. The victims of the Israeli attacks on Gaza number more than 50,000, including more than 15,000 children, according to the United Nations. This is not a petition against any country, it is a call for peace, justice and respect for human rights in line with the inclusive and peaceful vocation of Eurovision. Yuval lived in Geneva as a child, will sing the song New Day Will Rise in French and Hebrew.

The EBU –European Broadcast Union- aka Moraccanoil got enraged and sent a letter to RTVE warning the EBU may incur in punitive fines and forbidding any mention about the Israel-Gaza genocide conflict.

Keep in mind we had things like Bosnia giving the points from a trench because they were in the middle of the Sarajevo war in 1993 or the expulsion of Russia because the invassion of Ucraine.

Non political contest my ass.

The final of 17th May

Spain was forbidden to mention the genocide between 21h to the estimated time of ending the contest 4h30 later (local time) so we cut to RTVE at 20:58h:

BEST. TROLLING. EVER. OLÉ FOR MY COUNTRY

Also Israel's podcast had the same spokespersons introducing the candidate speaking with the MOST. BORING. NEUTRAL. TONE. EVER. Trust me, if you ever have seen a Spaniard talk, this was clearly in purpose.

But at least we didn’t cut the performance like the Belgium Television

We should have done that though. This is the 2nd year in a row in which Israel has to sing with pre-recorded audio and fake applauses. There are enough videos of the boooos on Twitter to look at.

To avoid Palestinian flags the organisation even forbid the rainbow flag. I repeat, THE RAINBOW FLAG WAS FORBIDDEN IN EUROVISION aka THE GAY OLYMPICS.

Don’t forget last year Israel tried to ban several countries because of their open support for Palestine, their ambassors harassed several contestants and journalists and their spokespersons are just overall assholes.

Also they forbidden to the Spanish journalists do their jobs at the Press room. Specifically them.

So when Israel got only 60 points from the jury but magically got 297 from the public televote, everyone wanted to set everything on fire. And not a piano on stage.

Not even the speakers could hide their Pikachu shock faces. BTW, Spain (one of the favourites by far) to whom the public was roaring at the flag parade, only got only 10. This is the 2nd year in which Israel got prompted to the 2nd place because of the public vote. Public vote clearly rigged because “casually” all the countries that criticised the inclusion of Israel got in the ground.

The rigged points have been so obvious that several countries (with Spain first) reclaimed to be supervised.

You know you have fucked up royally with your genocide when fucking Europe sides with Muslims and Spain does paperwork.

Anyway, my highlights of this year (putting gifs because of the video limit):

Estonia – Espresso Macciato – Tommy Cash. 100% Eurovision Delight.

Spain – Diva – Melody. We didn’t send anything so iconic since Chanel. The helicopter is going to be included in our national dances.

UK – What the hell just happened – Remember Monday. UK is specialist on 0 points but come on, this one has an underrated harmony and the bonus of the Disney Princesses.

Austria – Wasted Love – JJ. The theatre drama kid everyone has inside (the winner and saviour of the contest not letting Israel win).

Iceland – Roa – Vaeb. I admit it, I just like shiny sparkly aliens.

Latvia – Bur man laimi – Tautumeitas. I want to summon something in the forest with them.

Finland – Ich komme – Erika Vikman. Dommy Mommy.

Germany – Baller – Abor & Tinna. For some reason now I have the desire to write an incest brother/sister fanfic.

Armenia – Survivor –  Parg. Now everyone knows where Armenia is in a map.

Sweden – Bara bada bastu – KAJ. What can I say? It’s a song about a sauna.

Bonus:  Käärijä & Baby Lasagna, the collab noone expected

[goongiveusnothing]

A lot of young stars, including men who are Harry's direct competition (Nicholas G., the Manneskin guy, Barry Keoghan, etc), including Harry's own girlfriend, are at the MET Gala being seen and mingling, getting their names out there. Meanwhile, Harry is riding a bike.

harry thinks he's above that and that his absence is a huge presence in itself.

give him a couple of years and he'll be showing up regularly with his hair boosts to prove he still exists to the young'uns.

[omarfor-orchestra]

Ok begging è l'unica canzone in inglese dei manneskin che si può usare

[monte-charlo]

Hey 🌞

Top 5 songs on repeat right now?

Hi love 💕 The answer has been heavily influenced by events from the weekend but:

1. Ferrari - James Hype and Miggy De La Rosa

2. In Nome Del Padre - Manneskin

3. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

4. Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down

5. 21, 22, 23 - AnnenMayKantereit

[kmp78]

"J L looking like Manneskin's older wilder uncle or trying to hard dad. "

I was kinda disappointed with this look. He swanned ParisFW and had access to such amazing designers and then he chose Rick Owens. The boots are signature R.Owens, which isn't bad per se but also a very safe bet. I would have loved to see him wear something new and fresh. We've seen the look so many times and so many people already.

If he really wanted to shock people and grab headlines, he should put on a suit and tie.

People would think they're hallusinating. 🫨

[niccolos]

My grandest apologies for spam liking and reblogging your Manneskin posts. My writer Brain decided that gentleman was Vampire Coded and desired to have him as one my little dollies to play with

LMAO that's okay, damiano is very vampire coded

[jacktheeldergod2]

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[mahoushojoumonster]

Mana playlist going mad today

Happy Ending | MIKA

Ghost | JAMIE-LES

The Loneliest | MANNESKIN

Happy Face | JAGWAR TWIN

Oop

[ive-been-ghostingg]

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this to 10 of your favourite followers 🖤🦇

My top 5 songs ATM:

Violent Pornography - System of a Down

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - the Flaming Lips

Along for the Ride - COIN

Home - Cavetown

Gossip - Manneskin

[aitan]

Questa è bellissima.

Pare che una ditta della Lettonia pubblicizzi una pizza e una mozzarella farlocca usando come testimonial una versione farlocca dei Manneskin.

L'imitazione dell'imitazione dell'imitazione in versione new global.

Il manierismo usato come marketing.

E lo dico senza pregiudizi.

Copiando si impara e magari qualche volta viene fuori un'imitazione che è meglio dell'originale.

Anch'io questa l'ho presa da Adnkronos.

Il problema non è da dove prendi.

Il problema è dove porti.

[signoraviolettavalery]

I mean, Manneskin did!

I don’t know if it counts as manifesting (hopefully not) but we shouldn’t be surprised if Jere (in the next 2 years) will release a s*x toy.

[jorgedaburgos]

Ascolti questa canzone e ti rendi conto che la musica di oggi manca di anima.

[kmp78]

J L looking like Manneskin's older wilder uncle or trying to hard dad.

Too true... 😂😂😂😭

[affascinailtuocuore]

In tanti lo guardavamo così! Sanremo in MIA MADRE E UN FIUME di Di Pietrantonio. E viva i Manneskin

In tanti lo guardavamo così! Sanremo in MIA MADRE E UN FIUME di Di Pietrantonio. E viva i Manneskin

    Sto leggendo Mia madre è un fiume di Donatella di Pietrantonio, dove ritrovo tante,   “Certo, me lo ricordo: prima di avere la televisione il festival di Sanremo lo vedevamo da Milva, tu, io e alcuni vicini. A Cesare non piaceva. Potevo giocare a lungo con la mia amica toccata dalle fate e invidiarla con tutto il cuore. Il festival ci distraeva solo in parte. Si tornava tardi, a piedi,…

[moechiii]

im waiting for those titties babe hurry it up!!!

I DREW THEM INSTEAD...TAKE THEM... @rzrbite