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Every day of my life, living in a shitty suburb of Chicago, I am tortured. Because whenever anyone in my apartment sees anything referencing Chicago, you just get a cacophony of, "CHICAGO MENTIONED. CHICAGO MENTIONED," like the fuckin seagulls from Finding Nemo.
I blame you @chicago-mentioned
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When I was a teenager in a very unaccepting environment, I was snuck into a gay kid club meeting by my friend (also gay) and his parents. There were three adults there leading the group. And we did usual group stuff, highs and lows, etc.
But during highs and lows, one of the adults spoke about helping his parents out that week with their lawn or something. He mentioned about his past and transitioning. And I realized he was a trans man. Like me. And he was old. (I mean mid 40s at the oldest but old to a 16 year old.)
He got old.
I ran up to him at the end of the meeting and told him thank you.
I didn't know we could get old.
For every middle aged trans man, there's a young one now realizing that life doesn't have to end at 23.


This is making me cry actually
#max talk#sorry#seriously tho I was in tears talking to this poor dude#not every trans person gets old#but every old trans person gives someone hope
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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.
#I'm talking about max ride flatmate is watching spy x family#reminiscing on my multiple stories and ocs about this like truly#I think this might not be as universal as i think but if you liked max ride it probably was. my main oc as a tiny child was#a girl who grew up to be an unethical scientist who loved experimenting on humans and children. she could turn into a flying purple wolf bt#maximum ride
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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed#samael speaks
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i just think it's so funny how afraid nico used to be of an 18 year old 😭😭
#the way he talks abt max on podcasts is SO fucking funny it's like he was being hunted for sport#he doesnt even talk abt lewis like that#nico rosberg funniest man alive#nico rosberg#max verstappen#2016 was a year#f1#formula 1#formula one
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Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin











This tomfoolery is a series! [1] [2] [3] [x]
#and here i am again#selling the “they hate each other cuz they're so similar" gax agenda#shit fathers unwavering discipline the next big thing I will push harder if you push u see the vision?#in a way gax really is the opposite to norstappen#in the sense that lando could trash talk and lose it (justified) and then calm down and come back all the while max is just lol#meanwhile George could pull one move that max himself would absolutely pull and now suddenly max has never hated someone more#in short max does shit and lando goes nooo#george goes bet watch me do worse also you're dangerous and i never did anything wrong#sexy af tbh#bitches hate to see another bitch match their energy#they compel me to no end#gax#russtappen#george russell#max verstappen#mv1#gr63#f1#formula 1
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“charles verstappen, wait no fuck ch-“
“who knows maybe max will name his son that”
french comms never change i BEG you 😭😭
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I think we've all forgotten this legendary quote by Jonathan Jarchivist Sims so I present you again :

Jonathan Jarchivist Sims, from MAG 114
#ladies and gentlemen. jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london#max talks#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jonathan sims#jarchivist#the archivist#blorbo posting
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George Russell & Max Verstappen - BLUE by Billie Eilish
"two sides of the same coin"
#scuderia-talks#formula 1#f1#formula 1 edit#f1 edit#formula 1 web weave#formula 1 web weaving#f1 web weave#f1 web weaving#george russell#george russell edit#gr63#max verstappen#max verstappen edit#mv33#russtappen#okay this took me DAYS#can y'all tell i love to edit drivers who have complicated relationships with their fathers?#no reason behind it
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If I didn't have this dog I dunno what I'd do
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Every time I think I’m done making these I get a second (third???? fourth???? fifth????) wind. Here’s part eight bitches
Masterlist
#lilly talks#f1#f1 memes#f1 incorrect quotes#f1 textposts#fernando alonso#fa14#max verstappen#mv1#mv33#carlos sainz#cs55#lando norris#ln4#franco colapinto#fc43#lewis hamilton#lh44#charles leclerc#cl16#alex albon#george russell#galex#oscar piastri#op81#lestappen#aa23#gr63
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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co
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max couldn't stop yapping to charles, it's so funny 😭
#they were talking for all the drivers parade insane behavior#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#formula 1#monaco gp 2025
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I'm sorry, but I stand with my cancelled, penalized wife. was he in the wrong? probably, most likely, the penalties say he was. I still stand by him though, you will not change my mind
#tina talks f1#f1#formula 1#mexico gp 2024#mexico grand prix#max verstappen#I'm not gonna explain myself#and I don't take criticism sorry#take it elsewhere
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Gonna be so real, I don’t even dislike anyone on the grid. The more drivers you like the more gay fanfiction you can consume.
#this is the type of greed they talk about in the bible#“Oh I don’t like that driver” okay? Make him kiss another man about it.#strollonso#lance stroll#fernando alonso#estaban ocon#any driver really#lando norris#max verstappen#george russell#gax#f1#f1 fanfic
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Max looking at Charles
Max looking again and Charles looking back at Max/ the immediate synchronized head turn
Charles looking at Max before spraying his champagne and halting when he realizes Max doesn't celebrate.
dont talk to me. this is straight out of ff.
#im going to cry#they talked WITH EYES#😭😭😭😭😭#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#saudi arabian gp 2025
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