#maybe i should send this to the right blog... lmao

[dajo42]

If you want to kill yourself so badly just do it; you fucking coward. I'm serious, I think you should. All I see on your blog is e-begging and godawful cringe art that looks like something a kindergartener threw up after eating too many crayons. 'Autistic' and 'trans woman' in the same bio is redundant, and so is your contribution to society. Stop pretending to be a woman, stop pretending to be worth a damn, either get a life or end it.

you are such an interesting weird little embarrassing creature because why did you use a semicolon there. thats not where a semicolon goes. "you fucking coward" is not an independent clause lmao.

anyway youre weird. lmao like. shut up lol why are you so obsessed with me but so ableist and transphobic. if i kill myself are you gonna get another tenant to live in your head rent free or will you just board up the place because your head is full of mould and you drank too much landlord white paint

anyways im not gonna kms because YOU told me to lmao if i kms its gonna be because the worlds on fire but yknow. gonna try my best not to.

im also gonna drop my paypal and kofi here AGAIN for FUNSIES and SPITE :3 seeing as thats all i have to do to make such a piece of human garbage angry why wouldnt i!!!

but maybe im gonna go a liiiiiiiiiittle bit further with the retribution today. maybe just being spiteful isnt enough. lemme tell you a lil story my hateful little venomous tadpole

several people have said at this point that whoever is sending me anon hate whenever i make a donations post has to be the same person. which is very interesting because in fact they are correct!! i have enough information now to confirm objectively yes they were right!!!!

so like you say im not worth a damn?? thats crazy because you have spent a LOT of time thinking about me. i know, objectively, youre the same person sending me other rude messages because using technology™ i can literally see your ip address and where you navigated to my blog from and you came to my blog DIRECTLY lmao

you have, on multiple occasions, typed dajo42.tumblr.com into your fucking browser and navigated directly to me to send me some anon hate that has only escalated in severity as weeks have gone by

but not the first time!! the first time you came to my blog from a totally innocent post i made about a pokemon npc who likes trains. this, somehow, filled you with enough vitriol at my existence to send me endless, endless anon hate, regularly. you come back r e g u l a r l y.

so based on all your messages you hate me for being autistic, for being trans, for asking for donations when im struggling, for drawing cute things, for asking for wishlist items for funsies,,,,,,, and youve decided to escalate that to the point of telling me to kill myself when im having a depressive episode??????

so i was gonna ask if theres anything you DONT hate but i cant do that,, because i know theres one thing i made you do enjoy. its another thing i know about you for sure because sometimes just clicking anonymous on these messages isnt gonna fully ensure your anonymity. because i happen to know from the aforementioned list of times you have visited my blog that during one of your visits you viewed a specific post on my blog and,,, liked and reblogged it,,,,,,,,, and yknow, looking through the blogs of the people in the notes on that post, theres only one person who talks with so much hate like you do, acts like you do, and posted recently about the college they attend, which, to the shock of nobody, is in the specific region of the united states of america that your ip address is in

and fuck like, wouldnt it be so funny if you also had your first name and a selfie on your blog and i could just straight up send an email full of fun screenshots to the college you attend who i have to imagine wouldnt be altogether thrilled to know one of their students is actively harassing people online and telling them to kill themselves

wouldnt that be so funny Liam?

:3

anyways,, to piss you off yet again,,,,,,,, if you like supporting disabled autistic trans women online you can via paypal and kofi if you can and want to help me be able to afford food and meds or if your name is liam and you go to salt lake community college and want to make it up to me for being so nasty. go bruins

[1shadowhole]

Since it's once again the 24th, here comes the annual reminder from me that Kingdom Come AKA the so called BBC MERLIN'S Canonical Season 6 is actually anything but canon and was made by fans.

BBC Merlin doesn't have a Season 6

And every year people tell me "I don't think that anyone actually believes that Kingdom Come is canon" and every year I cry because no, no a lot of people do. Maybe not on Tumblr but everywhere else you always see comment threads that go a little something like this:

"omg the ending was so sad why did the writers do that?😭😭"

"don't worry! The writers actually wrote the script for Season 6 that later got cancelled, but it's online you can read it!!"

"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH"

Ahhhhhhhh

And I also make these posts for all the new, wonderful fans that don't know the whole story, who may stumble upon the Kingdom Come blog and read "the canonical ending of the show" or whatever lie the people who made it wrote and believe it to be the case. Because why wouldn't you? It's says it is! BUT IT ISN'T!!

Why am I so pressed about it?

I mean I ain't going to lie the main reason is because I don't like it and think it is a great example of character assassination and disregard of what the original show wanted to share with the finale.

But I mean there are many fanfics (and kingdom come IS a fanfic) that I think are just as bad if not worse. Why don't I also complain about them? Because it isn't my place! I can criticise some tropes but you'll never see me directly attacking a specific fic by name! It's a story someone made for free just because they like writing.

But since these creators clearly believe that their work is somehow superior and has more value than other fics, I will treat it as such! And if you wanted it to be canon so bad I will criticise it like I do with the actual show. And trust me, as much as I adore BBC Merlin I am not blind to its flaws, and I am very critical about them on here.

So yeah. I think it sucks that a lot of fans believe that's the actual ending! Even if you liked it (and so didn't think that the show ended horribly with all its morals squashed) I don't think it's right that you fell for a lie. I had conversations with people who loved it and think of it as their personal season 6 while knowing it isn't canon. And that's wonderful! But you should know the truth.

So let me repeat this one last time

BBC Merlin has no canonical season 6

I feel like I was a lot harsher and aggressive this time around. I think it's because I lost a close family member just this month, and with Christmas so close my nerves are frayed.

But my goal is to make so many of these posts that when you look Kingdom Come up you find them before the actual blog lol. So anyone reading will know not to trust what the blog says.

And to make it clear. Hidden in their posts they do say it is fanmade. But you have to look for it, and if you just want to read you won't see it.

Plus the way they make it sound, the script they sent to BBC (btw... DON'T SEND YOUR FICS TO WRITERS FFS) was actually accepted lmao. And the only issue was the actors didn't want to come back.

Sure babe, sure. That's how shows work.

Damn I'm so salty today.

Again I wouldn't talk about other fics this way, I swear.

Now go read And like the cycle of the year we begin again. Or the Change Trilogy. Both very different, but very long and amazing possible Season 6s

[ceilidho]

Have you ever made a character concept or characterization, and have people pick up on it, and you feel like they should give a tiny bit of credit to you for it, but somehow it’ll feel petty if you try to claim it as yours because maybe it’s just a popular trope in the fandom?? Like when is writing in the cod fandom a writing trope, and when is it concept stealing? 

idk if that makes sense 😭 but I guess I’m just going through something with starting out as a fic blog, and have been experiencing this, and it feels like ppl are somehow (only slightly!) copying me, but also I have nothing to back it up. and I’d like to know if you experienced things like this already and how to handle it.

sending lots of love ceilidh!! You one of the goat fr 🫶🫶🫶

LMAO Ghost’s “bird” thing came from me (and @spidehpig in our DMs) but tbh I don’t really give a fuck. It’s cool seeing a headcanon of ours get popular but also 🤷🏻‍♀️ as long as people aren’t legitimately plagiarizing me, it’s not a huge deal. I don’t see it as positive or negative, it just happens. There is a moment where it starts to feel a bit uncomfortable but I think after awhile you realize that there’s nothing you can do about it, and also sometimes when the right writer uses it, it’s kind of cool to see your headcanon become a staple fanon interpretation.

It’s happened sooooo much to me that I kind of have to pick my battles now and let the small stuff go. You can’t work yourself up over everything, and eventually you’ll move on to bigger and better things anyway.

Thank u so much!!!! 🫶

[the-most-humble-blog]

The Prattle Paradox:

Feminism Is Not a Medical Permit to Be a Horrible F🔥cking Human

📢 Just because you're oppressed by gravity doesn’t mean you're entitled to a stranger’s attention. Sit down. Log off. And maybe touch some grass.

🧼 Exorcism Begins: The Weaponized “Empowerment” Era

There was a time feminism stood for something. Equal pay, voting rights, not being traded for livestock — all valid. All noble. What we’ve got now?

🥴 A trauma-fueled MLM run by women who think disagreeing with them is violence.

This new “wave” isn’t feminism. It’s emotional racketeering.

Hijacked by wounded Karens with a WordPress blog.

Mutated into a passive-aggressive religion where validation is God and dissent is heresy.

Preached not from pulpits, but DMs. Unsolicited. Unhinged. Unread.

You don’t stand for women. You sit in men’s inboxes screaming at memes like they killed your hamster.

📣 “Just wondering why you’d post this while women are dying in Gaza—” Girl. It’s a TikTok of a guy cooking eggs.

That’s not feminism. That’s cortisol in heels.

📉 Your Message Was Received. And Deleted. Immediately.

Let’s play out what really happens after you send that volcanic, performative, emotionally constipated DM:

Opens it mid-poop.

Sees 13 swipes of text.

Screenshots to the boys:

“LMAO she’s back again 😭”

They laugh.

Deleted.

Life goes on.

You're still typing.

Meanwhile, you think you’re a disruptor. In reality, you’re just the group chat’s court jester.

He doesn’t remember your name. He remembers the unhinged monologue you delivered over a meme about bacon. She — yes, his wife — remembers it too. Because they laughed together. At you.

👑 And you call that “holding men accountable”?

Nah. That’s emotional littering. And sis, you’re the raccoon.

😤 You Don’t Get a Personality Just by Having a Uterus

This is where we turn up the volume — because someone has to say it with their whole chest:

🛑 Feminism does not grant you moral superiority. 🛑 A uterus is not a certificate in ethics. 🛑 And trauma is not a license to be a walking internet aneurysm.

You are not a “badass.” You are just bad at communication.

And that isn’t empowerment. That’s unresolved daddy issues with a data plan.

Stop DMing strangers like they owe you closure for your last three ghostings. Stop responding to memes like you’re testifying at the Hague. Stop calling yourself “unapologetic” when you’re just unaccountable.

🪦 "But I Was Just Speaking My Truth…”

No, love. You were emotionally masturbating in someone else’s DMs without consent.

You weren’t brave. You were spam. And just because you felt “something” while typing it, doesn’t mean anyone else should have to read it.

⚠️ Feelings ≠ Facts. Your digital temper tantrum isn’t a think piece. It’s not activism. It’s desperation dressed in Canva fonts.

🧃 Why You Keep Getting Left on Read (Spoiler: It’s You)

You know that chronic ache that hits after you fire off a DM to a guy who "needs to hear the truth," only to get left on read?

That ache is called accountability. And you are severely allergic.

Men aren’t “avoiding accountability.” They’re avoiding you.

Because you don’t talk to them. You talk at them. With the tone of a divorced HR rep who hasn’t had a clitoral twitch since Obama’s first term.

And guess what?

👑 Nobody listens to someone performing pain like it’s a resume skill.

🤡 You Are the Meme Now

“This is exactly why women aren’t taken seriously—” Because you turned feminism into a skit.

You made it the punchline.

Now every time you DM a man about his “toxic masculinity,” he doesn't feel called out. He feels glad you’re single.

👏 You’re not empowering women. You’re inspiring vasectomies.

💀 If You Were on Fire, He Still Wouldn’t…

Let’s go nuclear:

If you were on fire, the man you DM’d wouldn’t piss on you to put it out.

Not because he’s evil. But because you earned that apathy.

You’ve harassed. You’ve spammed. You’ve projected. You’ve belittled. You’ve turned every space into your therapy room.

And you want him — a total stranger — to validate your trauma? Baby, even Siri tuned out.

💅 TL;DR:

Feminism ≠ moral invincibility.

Trauma ≠ authority.

Your DMs are not sacred scrolls.

No one is reading your rants except the group chat.

You’re not a movement. You’re meme fodder.

Stop being offended by things you willingly read.

**You’re not "disrupting misogyny." You’re building a highlight reel of rejection.

📣 So here’s the call:

Put down the iPhone. Pick up some self-awareness. Log off. Go outside. Touch literally anything that’s not male attention.

And for the love of cat hair — 🛑 Stop DMing men who don’t even know you exist.

⚖️⚖️⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER (READ IT TWICE, KAREN): This digital content is legally protected under free speech and expressive commentary. If this triggered a full-body hot flash of rage, that’s not harassment — that’s the Constitution doing its job. This post contains nothing defamatory, discriminatory, or illegal. It simply makes too much f🔥cking sense. ⚖️ Your offense is not our liability. ⚖️ Your projection is not our problem. ⚖️ Your inbox rants are still getting deleted. This is a lawful transmission of digital opinion for grown-ups. If that’s not you, find the exit.

🔁 REBLOG if you're done letting the emotionally unstable weaponize gender. 💬 Drop a comment with your favorite “she really thought this was a TED Talk” moment. 📩 DM your worst unsolicited essay from a DM warrior. We'll frame it in gold. 📢 Tag someone who needs this tattooed on their soul. 🔥 Save this for the next time a “not all men” debate pops up under a meme about eggs.

[luvismenu]

hi guys !!!

before i continue with updates / posts , i want to open up about something. this is kind of a mix between a rant and sharing some of the good and bad experiences ive had here. experiences w some people. and why i deleted my first account.

some of you might know that i had another account before this one ; one that i eventually deleted. i did love my og blog , there were so many good memories in the first few months ; it was really fun. andddd then came the “popularity” lol ,,, honestly it wasnt huge but some of my fics were recognised by other writers, and i was genuinely grateful for that. seeing people enjoy my work defo makes me happy.

and i also met writers during that time. some of them are genuinely sweet, and i still talk to and love those people — they’re the ones i consider real friends. but then there were others… i didnt really get them.

looking back, ive realised many things —

first, they didn't actually give a fuck abt me lmao

at that time , i didn’t understand what they wanted from me. i genuinely love what they do , writers are so creative and i looked up to them frfr. and like, yes sure, im not as amazing as them, not as popular, but i genuinely didnt care about that. i thought they wanted to be friends / mutuals, maybe acquaintances. and i thought they did too — which made me genuinely happy.

& at first, it felt really sweet. i was excited to connect w them. but over time, things changed. they’d ignore me, or be distant in dms. — this one kinda gives me the ick ngl , like, i get what being busy is , but ignoring / leaving ppl on read for days is kinda crazy. esp when i can see them online all the time.

and uh , i like sending asks sometimes, just to be silly and to chat w my moots, and in public asks these ppl seemed warm and loving like , saying i love yous and being cute etc etc

but in private, it always felt like there was a line i couldnt cross. like i was lower than them and i should be grateful they even responded to me.

that shit stressed me out a lot. i kept thinking maybe i was doing something wrong , maybe i wasnt a good friend, maybe i was ruining our friendships. (i kinda overthink a lot , and it wasn't fun at all)

i'd shared personal stuff with them — experiences i wouldn’t normally tell anyone but friends. they shared w me too, so i thought thats what friends do, right? we must be friends... righttt??

but really, it felt like they were just bored, dropping bits of their life and leaving me on read again ,,,, not even saying a hi or a hru unless i started the conversation. and honestly, that upset me — not because of them, but because i blamed myself. i felt like i wasnt interesting enough, like i wasn’t enough.

call me a pick me, attention seeker, whatever , i honestly don’t care. im serious when it comes to my friends, and i would never talk badly about them. so when smt feels off, i kinda jus blame myself instead. that’s just how my brain works cuz im mostly in denial lol

and another thing ive noticed — the age difference.

this has happened with a lot of people here, and almost always with older people. they treat me like im just a little kid, like my feelings don’t matter as much simply because im younger.

theres one scenario thats happened a few times w different people at different times. like, ive opened up abt my lowest moments w them and honestly, im not doing great right now in real life either. they were emotional, sensitive topics ,, things that are hard to talk abt and can be triggering.

and the response i got from these older people?

“you’re young, you’re 18/19, it feels this way now but you'll be fine.”

maybe they meant well, but that felt so dismissive. i was sharing something deeply personal, and to have it brushed off because of my age… it hurt. it made me not want to be so personal with them anymore. i started feeling like i was desperate for their attention, or like i was just being a kid who didn’t know better.

they made me feel small. it sucked.

eventually i cut these people off obvi (bit late but yk better late than never) and i wish i couldve given them closure , like i wish id told them how they made me feel , how i truly felt. but i was afraid. i felt like nothing i said would matter to them.

anyway, the point of me saying all this isnt to start drama or call anyone out — its just to be honest. ive had good experiences here, but also some that really changed how i see this space. im not as open or trusting as i used to be, but thats okay. i value genuine connections now more than ever and i wont settle for being treated like im “less” than someone else.

and um yeah i wanna wrap this up lol it's so long ,,, this was mostly the reason i deleted my old account. there was a lot of negativity — people hating on what i write, how i write , ppl who made me feel like i didn't matter, and oh... ppl who thought they were competing with me ALL the time, it was so draining , trying to prove myself like… girl, calm down. its not that serious, we write fanfics 💔

oh and no, i dont hate these 'individuals' i still think they’re creative, super cool & theyre allowed to choose their friends too, like yeah i totally get when u dont like someone's vibes , ure allowed to pick friends ,,,, but i just wish they didnt fucking waste my time by acting nice, i rlly dont need that fake shit , no one deserves that.

if youve been thru smt similar, i just want u to know ure not alone. ure allowed to protect your space. ure allowed to want better for yourself.

your feelings are valid no matter how old you are.

— vi 🩷

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s3 episode 4 "clyde bruckman's final repose" thoughts

here we are!!! i actually turned off auto caps on my phone for this; that’s how serious this blog is getting. don't worry, i'll probably remember to turn it back on before i send an important email.

i haven’t seen an ep in a few days and i feel like it has been 80 years. the last episode wasn’t the greatest, so our time apart feels even longer.

this episode is about a guy named clyde. clyde bruckman is a hell of a name. i’m expecting a real cowboy. a guy who knows his way around a horse. he probably spits chew in a certain fashion. we shall see if i’m correct.

(editor's note: op found that clyde was not a cowboy, but something just as special... a friend <3)

we open with a man reading a magazine article on predictions, written by a celebrity psychic. we later learn that this fellow doing the reading is, in fact, clyde bruckman. and elvis being dead but buddy holly being alive has got to be one of the greatest theories i’ve ever heard. i WILL incorporate this into my belief system.

allegedly, buddy holly is going to open at a big music festival. and this is how i learn that lollapalooza was a thing even before chappell roan visited... but we all know that when she steps on that stage in a few short weeks it will blow anything secretly alive buddy holly could have cooked up in his wildest dreams. "the night the music died" <- crazy thing to say about a time before miss roan was even born. anyway...

bruckman ran into someone in the street. feels like a chekov’s gun moment but who knows.

hint: it was!

now the clumsy man is at the psychic. and he says he saw his own future and he seem himself doing things that are “out of character”. now that's suspicious~

OH??? clumsy man just killed the fortune teller and says she should have seen this coming. HUH???? clumsy murder man needs to be punished …our psychics deserve federal protection. 

we are at the scene of a murder. a different murder, because this one did NOT take place in the psychic's room. “they say the eyes capture the last thing a murder victim sees” “so what do they say about the entrails?” “yuck” LMAO i giggled a little….

they’re talking about some guy in vague terms, that he’s “unorthodox” and “a kook”, and then mulder walks in and it looks like they’re talking about him but the investigator says “who the hell are you” HAHAHA that got me as well

so the murderer left behind the eyeballs and scully says that they made a profile for the killer and i’m thinking yaaaaay they worked together <3 i love that spooky mulder, the well-established profiling expert, is willing to collaborate. but with her only.

and also the house is filled with porcelain dolls 

mulder knowing the professional name for the people who read tea leaves… unfortunately i love him so bad.

THEN the real star of the show rolls up. it’s the psychic from the cover of the magazine we saw clyde reading earlier. CROWDED w paparazzi. he's got a vague european accent going on here. hold up is that jon favreau in the background. i received no clarification on if that was him or not.

psychic is describing a guy who could be literally anyone “white man with facial hair… or not” “tattoo somewhere on his body” wow king of specifics. it's like he's in the room with us. /s

the agents are watching him do this and share a glance and i want it on a poster it’s sooo cute <3

celebrity psychic says he lost the vision from negative energy and then gets right up in the agent’s faces. they handle it pretty well, all things considered. because i would be telling him to back tf up. 

he asks mulder to LEAVE!!!! he has been diagnosed with negative energy. she leans in and says “i can’t take you anywhere” LMAOOOO so he stands outside and then the psychic says that skeptics like mulder make him sick. yeah i laughed!!! so what!

description of our guy: “white male, 17-34, with or without a beard, maybe a tattoo, who is impotent” <- wow.

back to the clyde cam. he's selling insurance. telling some guy that he is going to die in a car crash. well this is an effective life insurance sales policy. or not, because he doesn’t close the deal!! sure would have worked on me.

back home, he takes out some moldy cabbage that looks like a guy’s head into the trash. takes out his neighbor’s trash as well, and sees a vision of the dog eating her remains. (sabrina brier voice) oh!!!

(wait i just realized i reference that video all the time and have never cited my sources. if you are unfamiliar with the legendary "oh!" moment please click here)

back to the plot at hand.

clyde asks if his neighbor has enough dog food. thoughtful man. BUT he sees a body in the trash!

this episode is making me giggle <- don't remember what prompted that note but it was true.

clyde, who reported the murder, says that he knew the eyes were cut out, but she was found face down... so. how do you know that. site your sources. “well it just figures”, he says, and it absolutely, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does not

they bring him to… a murder scene. dun dun dun!

he thinks they're pranking him and asks to see their identification again (sees mulder’s badge) “i’m supposed to believe that’s a real name?” yeah get him again for me.

he sees blood at the crime scene and throws up which... yeah. that’s pretty messed up. he emerges from throwing up and starts saying and doing the same things as the earlier psychic. but then he starts getting... a bit more specific. allegedly, the woman was having sex with the killer before she met her end.

“well then, what’s wrong?” “sometimes, it just seems that everyone’s having sex except for me” LMAOOOOOOOOO clyde you are too real

scully looks soooo confused and i love it

all of a sudden, he sees one of the many dolls as a bloated corpse head, and announces where they’ll find the body then… hands the doll to mulder. which is not the first time we have seen him holding a doll. it is an interesting visual. what are they trying to tell us??

scully isn’t buying it. why does clyde know all this stuff? “i don’t believe he’s the killer”, says mulder, and she responds with, “i don’t believe he’s psychic” yeah that’s the dynamic i love. and she is sooooo pretty. 

mulder goes to the dude’s house and he knows exactly what is going on. but then clyde seems shocked it's him so we are getting mixed messages here.

he asks mulder if he wants to know how he’s going to die, and mulder says yes after stuttering a little and i’m like WOAH where is this going… but clyde responds with “no you don’t”, which, okay yeah, i don’t think i could handle that either

(he goes on to try and sell mulder insurance)

clyde says the future is inevitable. or if he does get involved… what if there is the whole butterfly effect thing? and then he immediately agrees to going along with the investigation. king of not having an answer. the indecisive representation we deserve.

mulder you’re so pretttttyy... look at him watching clyde touch some brass frogs and base conclusions off of them.

scully arrived at the door as mulder has his head FLAT ON THE TABLE lmaoooo 

so, it appears that clyde can ONLY tell how people are going to die. nothing else. now is that useful to this investigation? it's arguable. maybe they can find an angle.

clyde says that the scrap of fabric he’s holding comes from mulder’s new york knick’s t shirt (which was a thing that happened in 1x13 when he was testing that other psychic!!!! ohhhh i remember! do not think i forgot!! and i was confused as to why he would have a knick’s shirt if he was from new england... perhaps he knows no loyalty to geography when it comes to sport)

but mulder denies that it is his shirt anyway, so.

they found keychains on the bodies, and clyde is going on about all the personal information of whoever owned said keychains. it turns out he just sold the guy an insurance policy a few months ago lmaooo... but he knows he was murdered! the death power strikes again.

scully is driving. clyde is in the passenger seat. mulder is sticking his head in between them, asking how he receives his psychic transmissions. it's funny. he wants to know how being a psychic works! so is it like, visions, or dreams or something?

he then implies that mulder will die by autoerotic asphyxiation <- HELLO????? he looks at scully after receiving this news. as if she can possibly defend him against such an accusation.

they’re in the forest looking for a body and clyde explains he knew “the big bopper” was going to die.

scully says she doesn’t believe in that stuff, and even if she did, she wouldn’t believe that story. damn, just really going for his throat, huh. he seems to believe her indignation is over the fact that he liked the big bopper better than buddy holly and he defends himself.

they try to get the car out and mulder’s suit gets all dirty (this is sad to me, a mulder suit enjoyer) but gasp!!! the car is RIGHT OVER THE BODY. that has to be bad for finding evidence. so he did know exactly where it was!!!!

they have a thread from the scene, and have presented it to clyde. “but don’t you have crime labs that analyze these things for you?” he asks scully “yes. yes we do” (pointed glare at mulder) LMAOOOO but he says it takes time!!! and they still haven't analyzed the other thread. so please please please just give your powers a go.

he doesn’t want to help out, but mulder says he wants some insurance. on the fiber, not actual life insurance :( clyde was so excited to tell him the benefits of general mutual!!!

clyde is describing mulder being stalked by the killer sometime in the future, and all of a sudden scully’s up and asking him for more details like she believes it. awww. it’s sweet in a way. does she believe in psychics? no. is she still gonna take detailed notes when one says mulder is in any slight danger? yeah. and don't worry about that seeming to contradict her belief system. she is complicated beyond simple characterizations of skeptic or believer.

he seems to think that the killer will slit mulder’s throat at the investigation, but he doesn’t want to tell him. he DOES tell him that he will step on a pie before whatever happens to him, happens to him.

thank you to the subtitles for clarifying that clyde was imitating johnny carson because they reference would have been lost on me. i know, i’m uncultured, i’m sorry. i’ll google it though. okay, as i thought, he was a late night host. see? we get an exchange of knowledge on this blog, i learn about johnny carson's way of pronouncing the word "killer" and you can use sabrina brier's "oh" in conversation now.

it seems the killer sent clyde a letter saying he’ll kill him. and he’ll be dead before they can get him help :( noooo i like mr bruckman!!! :(

back to the killer. he’s getting a tarot reading and says he’s looking for a guy he’s gonna kill. the man doing the tarot reading smiles nervously, because what do you say in such a situation.

they seem to have bought clyde a pie after his earlier ramblings on the subject, and he kindly asks scully if she wants some, but she denies because she must study background checks instead of relying upon visions. he asks if she is jealous. a good banter between them.

back at the tarot place, the reader mentions a woman. MAYBE A REDHEAD...? stay away from her…

clyde is going on about seeing himself in bed with scully. HELLO??? “it’s just a very special moment neither of us will ever forget” huh. laughs nervously. what the fuck. is she gonna find him dead or do we need to call HR.

(cries editing this, now that i know how the episode ends)

it seems the tarot card guy is about to get murdered. but back at the hotel room with clyde and scully, they’re playing cards and she’s talking about moby dick and macbeth misinterpreting prophecies...

but despite the denial, SHE ASKS HIM HOW SHE DIES??? he says “you don’t” and that is exactly what i like to hear <3

she seemed really serious about it too, like she didn’t want to admit that she was curious, initially deflecting. oh best believe i WILL psychoanalyze that.

LMAOOO okay so this is the episode where mulder says the “chantilly lace” line and she makes that face. he's referring to another thread found at a murder scene, but i saw it in a gif and i have been thinking about it since then.

she slaps his chest with the file and says good luck as he goes to babysit the old man psychic. it was very affectionate. do it again.

mulder is in bed. it’s sleepover time with the old man. “you’re not one of those people that turns everything into a sexual symbol, are you?”, clyde asks, seemingly self-conscious about revealing his recurring dream. mulder says no, but i’m unconvinced.

anyway, he talks about seeing himself dead, and how his body fades away. we see a cgi decomposing body and it’s quite gnarly. maybe it's clay? and all his skin faded away and he becomes bones. kinda gross tbh. but he says he feels at peace.

there’s been another murder, so another guy is gonna babysit our clyde, and i’m thinking noooo don’t trust this other guy!!

scully says she feels bad, that clyde has convinced himself he is a psychic and it’s taken all the joy out of his life :(

okay, the guy babysitting him seems to be telling him jokes. clyde says he won’t die of lung cancer so he lights up. and i'm thinking, buddy, he did not rule out emphysema.

hang on. that is a lighter we have seen before. in the hands of old lady who shall be eaten by dogs. now is this a mass produced object or are we about to witness the end of clyde!!!!

“don’t open that door for anybody”, says the babysitter, and clyde then immediately proceeds to do so. and who is it knocking but the psychic killer delivering their room service!!!

killer is asking clyde why he does these things and it’s “because you’re a homicidal maniac” well that would explain it! and then he stabs the babysitter. but clyde has delayed his fate by telling the murder he doesn’t kill him now. seems he believes him. clever thinking.

scully realizes that the killer is the bellhop at the hotel after seeing some more lace. which mulder describes as “woman’s intuition” yea <3

back at the hotel. mulder is in the kitchen. he sees the killer with the knife. it is all going down as clyde described it. now if there really is a pie do NOT BE DISTRACTED. OH there is a pie. and he knows he has to turn around, so he turns THE OTHER WAY. noooo!!!!!

they get in a struggle!!! mulder’s bleeding, and scully gets off the elevator just in time. she shoots the murderer. no hesitation on taking a life, she will kill a motherfucker for mulder. i love that about her. 

and scully only got there because she took the wrong elevator!!! more pondering on the meaning of fate!!!!!

i love when one of these bitches is on the floor in pain and the other comes over and comforts them. i think i need that in my life just once. it would heal me.

but the question is: where is bruckman?

they go to find him and they only find a dog tied to the door?? and a letter to scully. it’s the dog from before, the neighbor's pet. the letter from clyde says to take care of his neighbor's remains. and he asks if she wants a dog, and that you can’t blame him for the dog’s actions. so they go into the room.

BUT IT IS BRUCKMAN THAT IS DEAD IN THERE. it looks he took pills and suffocated himself. scully looks so so so so so sad.

AND OMG!!! SHE IS HOLDING HIS HAND WHILE HE IS IN BED AND CRYING. JUST LIKE HE SAID WOULD HAPPEN. WAIT THIS IS SO SAD. 

so that must be why he say a head in a bag at the start of the episode, it was his own death... and the killer was right, he did get to clyde before he was caught, he just didn't attack him. huh. funny how prophecies play out.

cutscene to her on the couch WITH THE DOG IN HER LAP. and an ad from the earlier eastern european psychic is on the tv. she throws the phone at him.

A DOG!!! a dog. okay, a lot to think about, but first and foremost we have scully with a dog <3 and it sits in her lap while she watches TV. and it MAY have tasted human flesh, which i feel is a hard thing to get past, but clearly she has done it. she has done the emotional labor of knowing that fuzzball knows what human meat feels like. and she has faith that this dog will not do the same to her. that is an awful lot of trust for a new dog. but we do know she loves animals. so perhaps she trusts the puppy.

i always pictured her with a big ol mutt from the pound. but a little dog can be just as good of a friend. and it WAS a rescue. that is important!

okay. back to the episode at hand, dog aside. even though it is a BIG deal to me and i'm honestly being so brave by not going on a monologue about what scully having a dog means to me. this episode was definitely comedic, and like the earlier comedic episode, i liked it a lot! but the ending made me so sad :( it was a pretty abrupt tone shift. 

still. the episode was SO good. i kept pausing every few seconds to write things down because they made me laugh or otherwise intrigued me (thinking of scully playing cards and explaining macbeth. or chantilly lace line. or "i can't take you anywhere". i will try not to think of mulder's potential death by choking himself for my own sanity)

and i liked clyde a lot. we get a lot of one time characters who we will never see again and so it’s good when those characters make an impact in the short amount of time we share with them. 

and i’m always gonna take a light-hearted episode, as light-hearted as a show where serial killing is a daily occurrence can be. it does go to show though that there wasn’t always a consistent tone throughout the story. and i do find that interesting. i am part of a generation where we typically get 6 hour long episodes of a tv show per season, and they’re so condensed there is very little time for exploration with genre or tone. in general, i have loathed this about modern television; the death of the filler episode has been lamented by people far more eloquent than myself.

the only thing i dislike about this format- doing a silly episode- is that if the next episode ends up being really dark it’s like, woah man, the whimsy, where did it go? last season we got humbug, which was SO fresh and funny, and then within the first 3 minutes of the next episode, a baby was killed by a train. so i lowkey got whiplash. but then again, i watched those episodes back to back, so maybe having a week between them seeing them air as they hit TV would have softened the blow. feel free to chime in with your theories on the nature of genre and how pacing of episode viewing effects that experience.

overall, a very good episode. i rank it up with humbug as one of my favorites, which is again funny, because i love the extreme angst and the silly. i paused to take so many notes because i liked so many things that i think i should someday rewatch it again and get a smoother experience haha

[greedyhero]

"Later, suckers! It's finally MINE!"

ASKS ARE OPEN!! :D

CURRENT BLOG EVENT: COMING SOON

RULES

pleaaasee no nsfw stuff the mod is a minor!!!

no political stuff this is a roblox ask blog

i dont mind ships but no weird ones

also basic dni

just be normal idk man

INFO

this blog is run by @wravarice! this is my first ask/rp blog and honestly i havent seriously roleplayed since my roblox roleplaying days💔 its ok guys just be patient if you send me an ask or something idk

Greedy!Player/Greed will talk like this!

HATRED WILL TALK LIKE THIS.

actions for the both of them will be written [in brackets]

thoughts for the both of them will be written [the same but italicized]

[☆ ooc: mod will talk like this]

more info + anon list under the cut! [includes context?? for the blog]

CHARACTER(S) INFO

greedy!player is an au where greed wins the battle against the player [and hatred too] somehow, taking control over the player :D greed spares hatred though so they can work together. hatred obviously does not approve but greed still keeps it around [i stole that part about hatred being there too tbh it makes sense]

this idiot greed doesnt even try to pretend to be the player hes just happy to be here lmao

EXTRA INFO

this is very based off of pure is not good [ao3 fic], specifically the first chapter please read it its soooo good........Guys i did originally have a greedy!player idea but i didnt really flesh it out did i mention you should read the aforementioned fic [also i did take that quote from it]

also kind of inspired by @/buildingabetterfuture and the other various block tales ask blogs

dividers by @/anitalenia, @/saradika, and @/omi-resources respectively :D

TAGS

#Ooh, what's this? - asks

#You're all mine! - in character rp stuff

#Crazy? I was crazy once! - they locked me in a room random unrelated in character posts

#☆ ooc :D - random out of character posts

#It's like looking in a mirror! - other greed blogs

#Haha, look, it's you! - other hatred blogs

#How did you... - solitude/fear blogs

ANON LIST

rich anon💰💲💵, Y anon, random/knife anon

Greedy!Player REFERENCE (???)

greeds arms that are coming from the players back are optional BTW

its kind of a wip design but whatever. ignore the bottom right doodle theyre just there too i guess

ill probably make another ref sheet with more effort some other time maybe [also feel free to make fan art of them or your own designs!!]

[kaisers-house-of-desires]

Hello! Not to send in another Ganondorf request (I'm sure he's popular lmao) but if you wouldn't mind, maybe some soft smut would be fun? I'm specifically thinking a reader who just doesn't have a whole lot of experience with sex, if any at all, and now Ganondorf would treat him and whatnot.

Thank you for your time, I love your writing!!

Not a problem at all! Ganon is a personal favorite of mine so I'm always excited to write for him~!

Thank you for your kind words, and I hope you enjoy~

Title: Inexperienced Lover

Characters: Ganon x m!reader

Contains: inexperienced sex, soft sex, fingering, pet names(love, dear)

Fandom: Legend of Zelda

Full request below the cut

All characters are 18+

MINORS, FEM ALIGNED, AGELESS/BLANK BLOGS DNI

Reblogs > likes

"W-Wait!" Your voice startled Ganon into stopping immediately from entering you.

"Yes, love? Is...everything okay?"

All your breath came out in a rush, having held it until he spoke. "I-I...it's my first time. I-I'm sorry, I should have told you. I-I just..."

Given your position on top of him, you buried your face in his chest. His hold on your legs loosened from the slightly firm grip, and he replaced the area with gentle strokes of his fingers.

"You don't need to apologize, dear. I should be the one to do so. I never did ask if you were capable of withstanding such a size. I merely assumed."

You let out an amused huff, turning your head to the side to speak. "H-Honestly, I thought I could handle it. But I guess I wussed out."

"Don't say such a thing. You just aren't ready." He moved a hand to pet at your head, large fingers gently playing with your strands of hair. "Are you wanting to continue at all?"

You nodded. "Is there...anything else we could do? Or...how could I...be better prepared?"

"Hm...well. You mentioned you were not prepared for my size." A hand traveled down to the soft mounds of your butt, gently kneeding them under his grip. "I know of a way. That is, if you will allow me."

Swallowing down your fears, you nodded once more, silently enjoying the feeling of his hands on your bottom. "You're free to do anything except use your...um...y-y'know..."

Ganon couldn't help but chuckle. "Are you that inexperienced that you refuse to say 'penis?'"

Your flushed red, lightly slapping the Gerudo's chest. "Y-You hush! S-So what if I didn't want to say it?!"

His chuckled turned into a soft laugh. "I jest, love. I jest."

With the two of you settled and relaxed, Ganon returned to what he had in mind. He gently massaged your soft behind once more before spreading the cheeks. You immediately reminded Ganon of earlier, to which he assured you he wasn't inserting his shaft into you.

No no. Instead, the Gerudo gently teased your entrance with a finger, circling the tight ring with gentle movements. You relaxed against him, humming in delight over the sensation.

Okay, you thought. This feels fine. I can manage this.

Once you fully relaxed, when Ganon was able to see you were ready, a finger slowly slid inside. Granted his fingers were thicker, but they were still much smaller than his cock, so he figured this would be the best way to get you adjusted to him. He was slow, gentle, stopping whenever you made the slightest sound of pain and only continuing when you gave him the word.

"F-Fuck...e-even your finger is thick," you breathed, gently gripping at the man below you.

"You're okay, though, right?" Ganon's voice was gentle, careful.

You slowly nodded with a hum of confirmation, allowing Ganon to slowly slide his finger fully inside. He gave you further time to adjust, moving when you patted his chest.

The movement of his fingers was slow but calculated. He slowly pulled them to the closest knuckle before slipping back in, giving you about an inch of movement with every slow thrust. You felt tight around him, but that was the point of this; to gently work you up.

He kept this pace until he felt your hole loosen a bit, using that chance to gently speed up, making his movements a bit deeper. Such a change urged your hips to rock, your cock grinding against Ganon's muscular form. The two of you let out such pleased hums as the moment passed, Ganon keeping such a close eye on you and your reactions.

It wouldn't be long until, with this current pace, you could manage full movement of his finger, lewd, squelching sounds echoing into the air with every thrust, causing you to bury your head into your lover once more. Ganon chuckled at this, slowing his movements some.

"Love? Are you alright?"

You were too shy to answer at first, but with a teasing push of his finger, Ganon urged you to speak.

"I-It's...loud back there," you breathed. "I-I'm making...dirty sounds..."

"My dear, those sounds are nothing short of bliss." The Gerudo's voice rumbled in his chest, allowing you to not only hear, but feel how aroused he was by the sound. "You are feeling good, and that's your body reacting as such."

You were feeling good...Yeah. You were so embarrassed to say it but he was right. This was all wonderful. You never knew his fingers alone could feel like heaven. You almost thought you were ready for his dick, but a part of you still shuddered at the idea.

"C-Could I get more of this for a bit? P-Please?"

Who was he to deny his love?

Ganon even surprised you with a second finger, repeating the actions he did with his first finger: slow, stopping when you showed pain, and resuming when you called for it. Hylia, you felt full, but knowing it was just his fingers eased your anxieties. Just like before, he would move shallowly, letting you adjust before you were loose enough for him to move more. In all honesty, your mind was nearly mush from this by itself. Your mouth hung open in soft, breathy moans, your eyes staring at nothing in particular before fluttering shut.

"How is it, dear?"

You almost didn't realize he spoke. It was the vibrations of his chest that jolted you back to reality.

"S-So...nice...~ G-Ganon~ I-I think I'm ready."

"You think or you are ready?" For a man hellbent on ruling the world, what king would he be to his partner if he didn't let him decide if he was ready for such an experience?

"I-I'm ready," you breathed. "I'm ready. P-Please."

He was careful to remove his fingers, a whine leaving from your mouth at how empty you felt. Though you wouldn't have to wait long, as you felt the head of his shaft pressed at your opening.

"We're on the cusp. Are you sure, love?"

For the first time tonight, you sat up against him, gently taking the king's face in your smaller hands as you gazed up at him with pleasure hazed eyes.

"My king...you may enter me."

Your words nearly broke the man, but Hylia bless him for having composure. He slowly slid his cock into you, treating it like he was using a finger once again. The difference was that this was still thicker than two fingers, but on the bright side, the fact he stretched you out beforehand was enough to loosen you up and allow him to slide in with some ease. He wrapped his arms around you like a protective hug, and with each movement, he treated you like a fragile glass doll.

His thrusts were nothing short of careful, moving inside of you with such care, fearing he would break you if he went even a hair faster. Your moans fueled him, aiding him into keeping his gentle pace, and his moans, in turn, only made you shudder. You could make this Demon King moan, make him whimper with how tight you were, and you both relished in this moment.

Though when the time came for it, Ganon didn't expect you to pass out soon after cumming. As he was when you were awake, Ganon was sure to take care of you before he settled you in the bed, admiring your sleeping form before following in your footsteps.

[wrong-villain-au]

Introduction to blog:

This is an au that basically like, what if tom was finally done with the eddsworld gang pushing him around, and he wanted to finally be the one to get the last laugh (yes I know, how cringe)

Where the au is taking place currently:

Post-end, tom hasn't taken over yet but is making plans to, he has also gotten Paul and Pat on his side

ASKS ARE:

OPEN, PLEASE ASK ANYTHING TO TOM

(or me if ya rlly want, but I'm only answering questions Abt the au)

Characters you can currently talk to:

Tom (likes to be referred to as blue leader, Leader, or Thomas. will probably get mad and not answer your question If you use his casual name, because it reminds him of edd and Matt)

Do not ask Tom about:

Susan, (he misses her very much and is trying to either move on and get another bass, or send Paul and Pat back to the house to search the rubble)

Edd and Matt (he does not want to even think about them currently)

Characters that u will be able to ask in the future if this blog gets any asks or "traction"

Edd:

Tord:

Matt:

Paul:

Pat:

As the au goes on and we get into "wtfuture", and angsty territory, you will be able to speak to matt less and sometime characters won't want to answer questions due to their mood from the last ask, or depending on what part of the story we are on >:))

Explanation of the au so far: ↓

Basically like:

in the end part where tord goes "my hat! :3" he said "classic stupid tom"after,

and as soon as tord presses the red button to shoot himself into the robot, tom goes

"classic. stupid. COMMIE!!" as he jumps onto tord, lashing out at his eyes, but instead of tord getting sucked into his robot, it's tom

He goes on a rampage, with the robot, like tord did, but it was honestly just button mashing lmao

Edd comes home like in the end, but to find tom going on a rampage, and tord stumbling out of the house, almost tripping over all the rubble

"I thought we were.. I thought we were friends!"

"friends?... FRIENDS??!, DO FRIENDS PUT EACH OTHER IN LIFE THREATENING SITUATIONS, HUH EDD?!, or should I call you Edward now?, Edd is a buddy name. You aren't a buddy to me."

He blasts off with the robot, as tord did

"SO LONG, EX FRIENDS!, DESTROYING THE WORLD ISNT GONNA TAKE LONG, SO I WOULD RECOMMEND FINDING SHELTER OR SOMETHING, BUT WHAT DO I CARE, RIGHT?"

Tord points Edd and Matt to the pad with the buttons on it and they start clicking random buttons, until

*EXPLOSION*

The robot explodes, and tom falls onto the grass

Paul and Pat rush to the robot, hoping to find their friend, tord. But instead find tom, take him into the car to get him medical help, as they question him as to why he was in the robot, and where tord was

Edd drops to his knees, regretful of what he did

Matt was doubtful of tord, as he thought of the room earlier with the buttons in it, and how tord was so quick to tell them to go to the button pad to destroy the robot

Tord passed out from blood loss

Edd rushed to tord's side, picking him up, he ripped off some cloth from his hoodie to tie up tord's scars.

Matt picked up a card on the floor, it was addressed to an apartment!, he gave it to edd

Edd looked at the card and it's adress

"Hey!, I know where this is, maybe tom had this apartment set up when he stormed out.."

wait. Was he thinking of moving out because of how we acted...? Edd thought

"Edd..? Are you ok there?"

"... Yeah, I'm fine ^_^, we should make our way over there so we could set tord down on the couch or something and look up how to help him, he's not looking too good right now."

Ringo runs out to edd from behind the house, covered in dust

"RINGO!" Edd yelled, as a tear went down his cheek. he passed tord over to matt, and opened his arms for Ringo to jump into

He welcomed her into a warm embrace, of which, he didn't want to let go of her ever again,

When he finally let go of her, she jumped into the pocket of his hoodie and fell sound asleep

Matt gave tord back over to edd, he did not want to carry someone all the way to the apartment

They slowly make their way to the apartment complex, as Edd carries tord there, Ringo in edds pocket, napping, and Matt following closely behind

Hope y'all liked my rambling :3

Ask away at tom, and I he will answer <3

[matthews-69]

Uh...hi. I'm not really sure what I'm doing on this app.

I'm Paul 69.

Yes. 69. Go ahead and laugh.

I'm one of the many clones of Paul Matthews made by CCRP, and after realizing that there were other clones here on Tumblr, I thought that maybe I should give this place a shot.

...wait, I'm supposed to do some facts about myself, right?

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Aroace

Names I'm okay with: Paul 69, 69, Sine, Matt/Mathew

I probably have autism, but I've never been officially diagnosed.

I definitely have anxiety. (Also have never been officially diagnosed)

I work at Starbucks. If you've ever seen the guy who looks like Paul with the name "Mathew Paulton" taking your order...that's me.

I have a pet rat! Her name is Rattimus and I love her very much!

Also if you work for CCRP, please don't tell the higher-ups I'm here. I don't want to go back to the basement-

[OOC UNDER THE CUT :3]

Yo, what's up! It's ya boy Joey (or Disaster) from @multi-fandomdisaster back at it again with another OC rp blog!

Let's jump straight into the ground rules:

NO NSFW!!! All that kind of stuff makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable, so please refrain from explicit content! Anything explicit sent in will be ignored and deleted. That being said, dirty jokes are allowed!!! (this is a character with "69" in his name. I'd almost be disappointed if someone didn't end up making a joke about it /silly) If you're unsure if something would be taken as explicit or not, don't be afraid to message me privately and ask!

Hatchetfield-general triggering topics may be brought up. I will try to tag anything potentially triggering with "tw: [insert trigger]" as best as I can, but I might forget at times. PLEASE let me know if you'd like me to add a trigger tag! I want y'all to stay safe out there!!!

Any of 69's dialogue will look like this, while rp direction will look [like this]. All ooc stuff will be written in red and found under the tag #Disaster says stuff

And speaking of tags, here's what the tagging system will look like:

General in-character posts: #6-9 posts

Rp replies: #6-9 responds

OOC posts: #Disaster says stuff

(I would have made it "#69 posts" & "#69 responds", but it turns out that if you put the number "69" in the tags of a post, Tumblr immediately assumes your post is explicit and throws it into the void, never to be seen again, so that's fun lmao)

If you have any ooc questions about the character, don't be afraid to send an ask here or at my main account! I'm always happy to talk about my silly little guy lol

If I ever stop responding to an rp, don't take it personally. My motivation comes in waves, and sometimes I just literally cannot come up with a response. Sorry if I ever leave you hanging! 😅

And with all of that, I hope you have fun and have a great day!!! :D

[obsidianpen]

(Not offended if you don’t post this pen/and/or disagree, this can be just for you if you want) but PSA that Grey is posting on her Insta that the screenshots from The Document are lacking *context*, that of course this person didn’t include the version that made her look like an asshole, and that she has loads and loads of proof to the contrary.

Also, on her insta, Greyana shared an Ao3 comment someone left today on her story reading “Soo.. did you just download Blood and Gold & Altered State, put it into AI and come up with this bullshit? What the actual fuck.”

quick PSA that imho leaving hateful comments on Greyana’s work is not a great idea at all and imho further victimizes her and her mentality while this all gets sorted out.

the best thing we can discuss is share the Google document (truth) and the facts of what Greyana has done to mods of Reddit/Discord/Facebook to disallow what she’s done in Fandom spaces.

There will be people who inevitably like her work still. There are a lot of examples of people engaging with authors work even when authors are not good/doing bad things. there’s people who buy Addison Cain (a romance novelist who has immersed herself in lawsuits trying to lay claim to A/B/O), there’s people who loveeee Fourth Wing despite Rebecca Yarros’s Mormon mommy blog which is full of very interesting opinions. And, in our own fandom, many HP fans still purchase JKR’s works even with her anti trans activism. Plus all that’s coming out about Neil Gaiman! (To be clear these aren’t equivocal of Greyana, but pointing out many authors have a long and problematic history and we can and should discuss their bad behavior openly in the right spaces without harassing them personally and leaving cruel comments)

ObsidianPen doesn’t make money off of her amazing work and Greyana doesn’t either (right?). Don’t spread hate to our authors, spread facts in our community spaces.

Personally, I didn’t like Greyana’s story for style reasons. And this was long before I had learned of the discourse around her, but I’m not going to comment hateful things to her on her Ao3, her FB, her Insta, because that empowers her.

The best thing we can do is let the facts speak loud and proud in our communities, and let Grey fade into obscurity with whatever fans are loyal enough to remain. Or maybe change, which I think someone else here mentioned earlier. Although who the fuck knows lmao

tldr: as we have discourse, we can call out bad behavior in the right spaces but as a fandom, it’s best to avoid harassing Greyana

do with this what you will Pen, I respect the daylights out of you, and your work and contribution to the community. I will not be offended if you disagree, and if you disagree vehemently, this is your damn tumblr and you do as you please 👏

going to share this one because I completely agree with you (don’t talk to me about Neil gaiman rn I can’t, and I wasn’t even a huge fan to begin with but it still hurts!). This feels like a great post to leave this whole thing on, so I’ll respond and then I am, yet again, done with the Greyana shit (lord I hope, it’s so tiring.)

I don’t give a single shit what she posts on her Instagram stories or whatever tf (typing that sentence made me physically cringe; have I ever said anything more embarrassing? Surely not) and I will not be seeking it out (I cringed again). She knows where to find me if she wants to chat! ;) And I agree, I don’t think anyone should be sending her hateful comments. I also agree that we should stick to sharing her documented toxic behavior when appropriate, and that’s it. There will of course be people who still like her fics, as you said, and that’s their choice! I would have never batted an eye about her myself (I didn’t even know who she was until the whole AI thing was sent to me) if I hadnt sort of suddenly had many stories shared with me from many different people about their experiences being attacked and harassed (including myself, I learned!). It’s hard to not respond emotionally when you see such god awful behavior. But we shouldn’t.

I’m not going to respond to the rest of the asks I have in my inbox about this topic (for now, and hopefully forever, faaaaaahck I hate this), but know that I’ve seen them and appreciate them. I’m glad speaking up helped as many as it did. 💖💖💖💖

[courtivia-livia]

Been seeing some weird stuff in the tags lately so I feel I should make my position clear on shipping in the Smosh fandom, as I've seen other people do. I've recently started making more of my own posts on this blog so that's why it feels like a good idea to make this post. It might be kinda rambly and I'm sorry if my English is poor.

Idk really where to start but: 1. I think the shipping of real ppl belong in spaces where the people involved can't see it (unless they seek it out). Don't send ship-stuff to anyone who works at Smosh. 2. I think we should be respectful abt how we talk abt them in general but to be specific to this post, how we talk abt them in shipping-context. They are real ppl, with the right to privacy. 3. Speculation on ppls sexuality is not ok and its something that is very private. If they want to share it with us they will, but until then we don't know and we shouldn't assume things. 4. Shipping is meant to be fun, I don't view it as something serious. When I say I ship something I mean I like the dynamic and I think the idea of them being together as more than friends is fun but not something based in reality. 5. On that note, please be chill abt shipping! Don't send hate to ppl who ship stuff just bc you ship a different ship. If someone is being disrespectful ofc tell them, but don't be hateful for the sake of it.

I also quickly want to adress my own blog, considering I have a ship in the name of my blog. I made this blog a long time ago, and back then Courtivia was a bigger ship than it is now. I still ship it but I obviously don't think Courtney and Olivia are together in reality, nor have ever had any romantic feelings for each other. The same goes for Amangela, I don't think they are together or have any romantic feelings towards each other. I like the Courtivia and Amangela dynamics as friends and entertainers, and sometimes I engage in shipping content with them, but only in a fun fandom way.

Maybe I'm forgetting some points, might add them in later if that's the case but this my stance in general. This is probably the longest post I've ever made on this blog lmao, I hope what I've written makes sense. Feel free to ask questions abt it if it's unclear or to add points if I missed any!

[tha-frank]

I've been subscribed for you for a little while already but never got the chance to send any asks (may I? I want a cool tag too tho my view on chars are mostly very mild and sweet LMAO) and I wanted to say - bro, you're like the chillest person in mgs community I've ever seen, and I'm very glad I'm subscribed! you've inspired me on some stuff and helped me to look differently on some things, and I'm still in awe how you just do your thing and enjoy what you like and just tell people who find it gross to f-off. you're so much aura farming I can't even /gen. thank you and keep going, you're the best! ❤

UASYDASIOASXAS THANK YOU, EVERY POSITIVE ASK MADES MY DAY FR 😭! I'm actually sorry that I have tons of asks, old ones too, that I still have to answer, because right now I'm enjoying my summer with my family, so I can't even draw and I always want to give everyone the same amount of effort and time (that's why all my answers are long af) :') And I'm actually surprised that you see me as the chillest guy out there, because I'm actually very, very moody and have anger issues so uhhhhhhhhh. The real chillest mf in the MGS community is my friend on Discord; IDK if he wants me to name him so I'll just say that I aspire to reach his same zen state-level one day.

But I also admit that this fandom in general has been very kind to me. Not only directly; my other fandoms were a hellhole, I had to take many breaks from the internet entirely because of how toxic they were, and how many hate comments, death threats, etc I got even if I block like 100 people a day before they get the chance to even find out about my blogs. So, big hurray for the MGS fandom in general!! I'm chill 'cuz this fandom is!!! The only ones I can't stand, won't accept and callout are, of course, the ones sending hate and people supporting actual predators or similar (yeah, like THAT guy); but I feel like getting angry for those is normal.

For eeeeverything else, I feel like no kinks, ideas, ships, concepts should be shamed on, ever; everyone is a little fucked up in the head, why hide when we are talking about non-real stuff? Obviously I have my preferences and boundaries, but not so many? I feel like basically everyone can send anything here, that's what I like about my blog :D I LOVE reading y'all's ideas and going a bit more in depth with those!

ANYWAYS: don't worry if your ideas are mostly soft and cuddly, I'm all down for that! They're more than welcomed here, even if they'd fall in the #soft ask tag :3 but you can always give yourself a badass signoff if you want a cool tag!

PS: I was thinking about taking asks from other fandoms too, but this blog was created for my MGS hyperfix, and either way who likes MGS tends to like videogames similar to those; which is normal but not my case for some weird reason (I said time before that I have no idea how tf I became hyperfixed on MGS, since none of my fandoms or interests before that are even remotely similar). But IDK, maybe you (general you) all can tell me what do you think about it :3

[mannythemenace]

Hiiii I took a like around your blog and holy shitttt!! Makes me want to giggle just thinking about it/pos

Anyway I'm sending this bc I'm 18 and trans too but I've never really been interested in sex stuff until recently, and I guess I have some questions since we're similar in age and identity. Have you actually had sex before, or are your posts just make believe? Do you have any tips for masturbation? Sometimes I just feel like it should feel better than how it actually feels. I feel so inexperienced and dumb lmao I apologize deeply if this ask makes you uncomfortable I do recognize that this is something extremely personal to ask a stranger and inappropriate...but then again both our blogs are inappropriate :p

Nah I don't mind dude put to your point. I've had sex before I just started hooking up with people when I turned 18. I stay t4t for comfortability and safety but I also enjoy trans dudes more lol. As for tips on masturbating I usually watch porn first it gets me going like A LOT. If you're not a porn type person I'd just start with finding the right time. Like not just when you're bored or got nothing else to do. I'd say a good time Is when ur high or if you found a really good post [maybe mine lol] that you like the idea of. Just getting the idea of cumming to whatever it is in your head (getting degraded or being in control or whatever) can really start a nice experience. As for the physical process slow and steady wins the race in my opinion. Circling your hole and imagining what you want or starting with pinching your nipples or feeling how wet you are can start it. I from there a start with touching my dick. I like to pull it up at the base so it's exposed from the fore skin and just go up and down (I honestly can't really explain through text lol I could give you a vid if you want) it's the strat that gets me to cum 100% of the time. Even after I cum I like the finger myself cuz the after shock makes it really good

[telemachus-let-me-hit-it]

Autism is classed as a neurological development disability as it encompasses more than just communication difficulties 🌈 the more you know 🌈

To comment on the rest of the story, as someone that enjoys darkshipping, ngl that redditor seems like they were just looking for a chance to argue. Blocking/ignoring really is the only way to deal with those people smh. Also so true on there being a spectrum of sorts, as propara accounts also send up huge red flags for me and 99% of "proshippers" Ive met. Which I feel should be the normal response, whether someones anti pro or neither, since having a para is taking it out of the realm of fiction and proudly admitting it without seeking therapy is.. disturbing to say the least. Thankfully Ive only come across a few before, as I notice they tend to post OG content rather than fandom stuff?? At least in my experience, though it could also be bc my circle is mostly composed of survivors/afabs? Something something psychology of in-group/out-group

Sorry for yapping, its not often I see a neutral opinion with similar sentiments in the wild

Oh! Okay that checks out. Yeah, I wasn’t really confident in my wording the first time, but I was trying to get a lot of information across in a short time period because by then, the post was just getting long enough. Thank you :)

Yeah I agree about that Redditor. Just a tiny slither of my brain was like okay, maybe we can just trade ideas and really build new ones. I never set out to change anyone’s mind about anything, I’m not Jesus and I don’t wanna convert anyone to my opinions lol, but I did think MAYBE I can at least offer a perspective they hadn’t seen or considered before. But then I really looked at the factors going on in the situation overall and I was like—it’s not worth it. Interestingly enough, they mentioned in another thread that they used to be a proshipper but are now recovered/anti? Strange. Side note, hell yeah darkshipping and the exploration of dark fiction in general just scratches my brain in the right way. My favorite ships would probably make some of my followers shit their pants lmao but moving onto the issue in general.

To me it’s like, yeah it is SO a spectrum. Some proshippers are truly genuine and really do just wanna keep their interests to fiction in a safe and controlled environment and I support the fuck out of that. Fictional characters doing fictional acts to equally fictional victims? Cool. I have a few proship minded mutuals, I think some blogs have made aesthetic edits for me here and there? So I’m not against proshippers as a whole.

But like you said and we seem to agree, the PROPARAS freak me out so much, like dawg. That’s not fiction anymore, now it’s dealing with real people with real, dangerous attractions to potential victims who are again—real. And can’t consent. I understand their whole thing is “anti-contact” but I just highly disagree with letting them congregate into a solid internet community. Because at the end of the day, certain paras ARE inherently bad and often dangerous attractions, and while I’m not against them getting support and treatment for these problems, I hate that people think it’s not a dangerous idea to make that space online. Where there’s no professional help involved to keep them accountable and do damage control if they DO cross the lines. The internet is the Wild West and it’s crazy that some proshippers will look me in the eye and call me insane for feeling this way.

Honestly I wish proshippers would do more gate keeping and keep potential problems out of their community by sticking to their motto and ACTUALLY keep it to fictional desires. Breaking bread with actual pedos and such isn’t…it just doesn’t line up to me.

Side note—my friend, who is a Hannibal fan, tells me the main proship emoji (🍖🌈) came from that show, in which the main character is VERY anti-pedo and kills at least one…and proshippers became friendly toward pedos at some point??? Idk it’s strange and ironic.

In short, love the philosophy in theory, hate the actions of how some of the community actually turn out. (I know I’ve gotten repetitive with saying “some” and “not all but—“ but I’m really trying to just not start with a war with either side lmao)

Sorry it took a bit to respond, I wanted to give it a thoughtful response and I really appreciate asks like this. And yeah, being a fellow survivor/afab myself with other friends who fall into that category probably does influence my perception as well.

[modkatisbacc]

ModKat Re-reacts to Ninjago: Episode 9

Now you may be wondering "Where are the other episodes?" Well my friends, they were on my old account by the same name. "Why did you delete your old account?" Because *Gestures at all the other weird things I do* its kinda what I do best. i started doing episode 9 before I deleted the Blog but a lot of things have HAPPENED in the show since then.

WARNING: There WILL be spoilers for up to Ninjago: Dragons Rising S2 P1.

Also, sorry for the picture quality, it was actually better on my phone but now im using my laptop.

What were they going to do if he Didn't Survive all this because he had plot armor? Did THEY know he had plot armor? I mean they know he's the Grandson of the FSM, so maybe they did. But then again I take my Ninjago Canon into account and I SHOULDNT-

Lloyd has been through so much,,, look at u go u funky little guy.

Still crying that Clutch was name dropped like... like he was never even supposed to be in the series. I still haven't watched his movie... one day..

I wonder how much Lou knows about Elemental Masters. In like... all of my AUs, Lilly always dragged him along and he experienced things first hand. But,,, what does he know in CANON?

And, as of the Merge, people just Live Here.

Garmadon,,, Voice,, Handsome.

Use. The Bell. Son. I dont know why but that is the funniest delivery ever, and its also funny when a parent and child duo are voiced by the same person, thank you, Kirby.

And WHO decided that one of the fangs of the devourer would be used as a TROPHY? What if someone with ill intent found this out Long Before!

Also as someone who has suffered many twisted ankles, what... what are you doing sit down. Your pain tolerance must be crazy, sure, but it aint gonna heal with you jumping around like that- (Edit: 7/26/24: I... I twisted my ankle yesterday, but got lucky it doesnt hurt that baad LMAO Also what do u mean half the episode has been in my drafts for several weeks no it hasn't)

Dang Scales thinks they're good. I mean three out of the four never learned how to dance or anything and they're much better than me SO.

(Insert Dragons Rising Questions Here) But also... Where is it? The Administration is *here* right? What happened to this portal when the merge happened? Is that why they're able to send people back to other realms? They found a way to like use that source to teleport to other realms? How Does It Work. Also I know its guarded, but if its daytime the Craglings wouldnt be an issue, so... Its not guarded during the day. Why not.

He literally only does this to be an annoying brother. Just a little push shove, dramatic entrance. Wu here looks so shocked by the vortex, My man you've seen crazier.

They got these suits and promptly only used them for an hour tops. Maybe less.

My headcanon is that this man right Here Knows A lot more than he ever let on here. Like There Is A REASON he was so adamant. Can we at least get a confirmation that the parents are okay. We don't even need to see them just a lil thumbs up.

*Points* You had a bad word on your paper mister, I remember the Post. The funniest thing I've never noticed.

And those specific butterflies can stay away since they seem to be nearby when someone is either about to die or be in big trouble.

(At Zane's funeral, landed on the bike in s7, if I remember correctly, The butterfly in Tick Tock)

LETS DO THE WHIP

Its time For you to do this again in DR Cole.

Man really was straight up willing to kill Lou for a distraction. Also he ran under there before he potential kicked in, so he can deal with a lot of stuff Falling on him. Interesting to know.

True Potential Shots pretty... Very Pretty...

Can I just say that... These four mean so Much,,,, to me... Look how happy they are.

Ninjago Episode 9 Rewatch Done! I should be uploading these at least three times a week? Maybe more if I... Feel Up To It. I love doing these, and I am sorry that the others are lost. but we Are Back! These wont be going anywhere!