#mer technoblade

[grungyyuvu]

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Techno did what any normal person would do, and took the wild animal home without telling his dad. He's now having second thoughts, because this thing is now DEFINITELY going to eat him.

Alternate Tommy shots under cut!!

and, for that one person in the tags on the first comic, i drew this because i need you to experience Tommy's blue-eyed stare again <33 no brown contacts for this lil guy <3

[nomsfaultau]

I would like to be asleep, however, I am thinking about mermaid techno getting rescued from polluted waters by giant Kristin cupping him in a pool of water in her palms.

It’s all Techno’s known, gills stinging with every choked inhale, unable to see more than ten feet ahead from the murky water, littered with scars from bumping into things and sudden attacks and sharp garbage floating in the water. Techno is utterly alone in the riverbed, and doesn’t even know it. Poor little merfolk! So Kristin decides to save him.

Harder than she expected, nearly catches him the first time cause he couldn’t see it coming, but managed to wriggle out. Techno swam as fast as he could away, only to slam into a second soft wall that folded and tried to crush him beneath pillars. He pivots, but a second one swings in from nowhere, the little merfolk panicked and trying to maneuver out of the way. They’re unbelievably coordinated, but he’s clever and small and fast. Techno has absolutely zero way of comprehending the thing he’s fighting against. Thrashing as he’s scooped out of the water, terrified of asphyxiation. Only the creatures somehow hold enough water? He’s swimming in circles, viscerally aware limited water is leaking from the thing?? Carrying him??????

Then he’s put into a tank (not that he can even recognize that) in a plastic bag to acclimate and he’s fruitlessly thwapping the bag with his tail when a thing swims up to him. Not fish. Kinda fish. Looks like…him? Because Techno is so endangered he’s never even seen another merperson. Partially bc of the heavy water pollution he’s used to. He’s confused why he can see so far and feels exposed cause of it, or why each breath doesn’t sting, or why it’s so easy to get to the surface because there’s no layer of garbage.

The other, bigger him is miming stuff with their hands cause sound cant get past the invisible barrier. His spanning green and white striped fins flare out in amusement as Techno startles and tries to get away, slamming into the invisible barrier over and over trying to find some gap in it. The little black fish surrounding the other him poke at the barrier curiously, when they should be fleeing because they look delicious.

Techno cautiously acclimates to the other him’s presence. But spooks again when the giant fleshy tentacles begin shifting the bag, lowering so the top is open to the rest of the water. Other him says his name is Phil, and looks horribly sad when Techno asks what he is, and looks happy when asked about the tentacle monster. Hands, he explains when asked, pointing out into the depths where just barely Techno can make out an incomprehensibly gigantic face. Its teeth bare as he notices it. That’s my wife, Phil explains cheerfully.

Seeing as Phil is evidently insane and/or evil, Techno attacks him mercilessly.

1.Unfortunately Philza turns into an annoying neighbor constantly cheerfully pestering the confused techno who has never held a conversation in his Life. Territorially, Techno tries to drive him off constantly. It doesn’t work. 

2.Techno not understanding glass and being terrified when he realizes he’s trapped in a tiny territory

3.Techno hiding for days under a sea shell whenever he sees Kristin (he’s bad at it, his eyesight is terrible after living in muck all his life)

4.Techno refusing to eat fish pellets. Or half a giant fish. But live prey he eviscerates with gusto

5.Shell being lifted up. Fear. Terror. Metal spears chasing him relentlessly, maneuvering so fast, before trapping him between (the tweezer prongs). Techno struggling in vain, getting a light squeeze in response, and screaming before going limp. Kristin immediately releases him, and Techno darts away immediately, laughing that the trick worked. Now armed with knowledge of how the tweezers worked he evades them for days.

And then cold. So horribly horribly cold. Techno feeling sluggish and lethargic, only able to thrash weakly as the tweezers gently seized his middle and lifted him up. Some weird bristle thing began stroking his tail (tooth brush) until the grime of a life in polluted waters began to scrub off. Almost felt nice, brain too sluggish to do much more than the mermaid equivalent of purring. Phil resting his head in his lap and combing out wild tangled hair as his crowfish symbiotically clean Techno’s scales. Working together to patch up Technos wounds and many many scars while Techno shivers and hugs Phil. The bigger merfolk just laughs and teases him for being used to a tropical environment.

6. slowly getting used to the giant woman, stops hiding from her, eagerly pokes out his head in case there’s more food when she passes. Still won’t go up when her fingers dangle in the water. Phil is still crazy nd insisting he’s married to the weird terrestrial behemoth. 

7.After a few weeks of Techno healing, adjusting to not living in a cesspit, curing his chronic malnutrition, figuring out Phil is crazy but harmless, Techno gets captured again. Taken to the ocean. Sees what his habitat was meant to be like this whole time. This vibrant coral reef and dozens of merfolk everywhere he looks and so much food and water as far as the eye can see. And techno cautiously explores, hiding behind Phil when anyone approaches since he’s never really been in a social environment before. Beginning to adjust. Beginning to realize how bad his life was before.

8.Techno gets his own cleaner fish swarm but they’re so noisy for a guy used to the isolated silence of what’s basically a dead zone so he starts calling them chatter, and then just chat for short. Or voices either way

9.And then one day he ventures out past the reef to where the water plunges down cold and dark. And among the depths he sees a familiar giant face in the swirl of tendrils and fins.

And he finally realizes: oh maybe Phil really is married to the giant woman

Fin.

[phazepheonix]

Favorite foods

Some of the character's favourite foods

Sapnaps favourite is dragon fruit because when he lived on the texas coast his colony would harvest 2 dragonfruit from an overhanging cactus and eat them as a community in the middle of the colony.

George's favourite I think would be cod because it's abundant and has plenty of meat for long swims.

I think larray would like smaller, faster fish bc he liked the chase - maybe sardines.

Dream actually really likes mussels rather than fish or snails.

Sam's favourite are scallops, though he only managed to try them after he'd been rescued, warm fish chum isn't anyone's favourite.

Bbh loves snow crab even if it's a bit pricey to constantly order to the sanctuary.

We can't forget the handlers - Jordan's a foodie and loves all types of cuisine but has a soft spot for her mother's chicken pot pie.

Techno loves baked potatoes because he can put basically anything on them and it'll taste good - his main topping is katsu curry he makes himself.

Skeppy loves pizza from this one spot close to the sanctuary, he goes there for lunch most days.

[its-coffeetime]

More Lil Pearl Au!!!

Our cute lil guppy…. Techno!

I love him sm! He’s my favorite little boi 🥹 he’s just so tiny and cute, his parents are terrifying but he’s so little!

[itsnotmystic]

Also take a mer technoblade :)

It's not really accurate but idc, I'm just bored in class rn

[writing-oof]

mermay shifter fundy idea

(Fundy is a mer. Fundy is…not a mer. The mer do not know this, and he doesn't know what would happen if they did.)

[Meeting his eyes, the mer softly croaks, "Hello?"

Fundy freezes this time, his sobs strangled in his surprise as he stops in his thrashing. He whispers, barely audible, and half convinced he made the sound up, "Hello?"]

A low croon spills over the sandy floor in time with the waves crashing overhead.

Fundy shudders, his scales shimmering slightly as his instincts scream for him to get out of the water and take off his scales. His shoulders rise up around his ears as he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself smaller in the face of danger.

Past the corals and idly swimming fish, past the reef sharks Fundy had only just managed to avoid, is another mer. A hungry mer, and--unless his mother had somehow been wrong about the likelihood of creatures like him--this one has always been a mer. It will be faster than him, stronger than him.

Fundy whimpers quietly, his hands curling in front of his face as he presses deeper into the hollow in the coral with an opening that had been just big enough for him to slip into with rough and uncoordinated jerks of his tail.

The low croon rings out again and something in Fundy's chest lurches, demanding that he follow the sound.

Safe, it whispers deceptively, a smile hiding rows of needlepoint teeth, Come.

He can hear the crooning mer moving closer, brushing into the caves to search for its prey. Fundy stiffens, nearly frozen in the surety that he's soon to be somebody's lunch, before lurching up higher into the cavern. He presses himself tightly against the ceiling above the entrance, hoping the awkwardness of the angle might prevent the mer from finding him.

Even preparing for it, Fundy bites back a shriek as a giant reaches into the cavern.

Logically, the mer is probably only slightly larger than the size of a full-grown human, but the shortest claw on the creature's hand is easily the same size as Fundy's head, its forearm matching his entire length from tail to hair.

Fundy can barely hold back a terrified whimper and he breathes an audible sigh of relief when the creature's hand thunks into the back of the cavern and it pulls away.

It finishes searching the coral caverns and lets out a surprised bark before trilling.

Come, it seems to say, Nothing here. Safe, now.

Fundy very much doubts that. He can hear the mer moving further away from the reef, and he nearly cries in relief. Only, the relief is short-lived with the paralyzing realization that there's more than one of them when a different mer swoops in and chirps just a few feet from Fundy's makeshift den.

They let out the playful chittering of a pup--a pup, half-grown, and not a guppy like Fundy--and two other pups chitter back.

Fundy can hear them wrestling outside the den and the flicking of their tails sends a few smaller fish ducking for cover in the cavern.

"Hi," Fundy whispers as one rests between his claws.

His stomach pangs and he pouts, cupping his hands like a net to pull the little fish closer.

"Don worry," he mutters, "m not gonna eat you."

The sounds of play fighting die down and Fundy listens to the three pups trill and chitter at each other, their words half-garbled to Fundy's ears.

Then, Fundy freezes, his grip falling slack enough for the little fish to fly out. A rumble is approaching, this mer sounding even bigger than the grown-up before. The scent of fish blood taints the water.

The three pups cheer, trilling their thanks as the Hunter mer gives them their share. The Hunter chirps contentedly.

Fundy smothers his responding chirp, burying it deep in his chest with all of the fishermen's warnings echoing between his ears.

Not nearly soon enough, the Hunter mer leaves and the pups bite into their fish.

The little fish, Fundy's new friend, swims little circles around his head, probably just as upset about his friends being eaten as Fundy is.

Still, the blood-infested waters turn Fundy's insides to knots, his stomach twisting painfully. He slowly sinks to the floor of the cave, curling around his middle as it cramps.

He can't help the pained whimper that spills into the water, his soft claws digging painfully into the hard coral.

Outside, he can hear the pups still. One of them chirps questioningly.

Hello?

Fundy whimpers again, more afraid than pained.

He can hear the pups swim closer to the coral cave.

Instead of reaching their massive claws into his cave, Fundy squeaks in surprise when one pup pushes their whole body into the cave, gliding through the entrance with a practiced ease. They're twice the size of him, at least, but they're not nearly as big as the crooning one.

They blink at him, surprised, before chittering softly at him, --- --- a baby? Baby -- the cave?

Fundy whines, pressing away from them.

They chirp at the other ones, Call ----! Call ----! ------- was here! ----- a baby!

One of the other pups chirps back confusedly, Pod ---- baby?

Hurry! the one in the cave with him snaps. Fundy whimpers, his soft claws curling in front of his face.

The pup winces before reaching out, their own half-hardened claws brushing against Fundy's scales.

He peeps, terrified as they prod at him, and the pup chitters softly again.

Shh, they say, ----- safe. Baby -- safe.

Scared? a different pup from outside chirps, -- --- baby hurt?

Hurt, Fundy warbles back, not really meaning to.

The pup half-holding his middle perks up. Talk? Baby --- talk? Baby -- hurt?

"Go away," Fundy spits, halfheartedly twisting away from them.

Baby, --- --- scared? the pup asks and Fundy whines.

Shh, they say, baby safe.

"Liar," Fundy mutters, whimpering when they push a little too hard against his insides.

The sound of rapid fin-beats looms, three grown-up mer moving closer with the pup who went to find them, and Fundy curls closer into the pup with a high and keening whine he can't hope to hide.

- ---- ---

"Please," Fundy begs, twisting away from the Hunter's claws, "please!"

The crooning mer jolts like they've been shocked, frozen for a moment before saying something to the Hunter. Fundy is carefully passed to the crooning mer, who presses the crying guppy tight to their chest.

Meeting his eyes, the mer softly croaks, "Hello?"

Fundy freezes this time, his sobs strangled in his surprise as he stops in his thrashing. He whispers, barely audible, and half convinced he made the sound up, "Hello?"

"Hi," the crooning mer says, smiling and carefully saying each word, "Why won't you eat the fish, little guppy?"

Not for the first time since putting on his scales, or since being pried from his makeshift home in the coral, Fundy busts into tears.

It's a lot less dramatic underwater, and it burns his eyes a bit more than it does on land, but the sobs are the same even in the sea.

The crooning mer tucks him under his chin, rubbing soothing circles into his back.

---

p: so what pod are you from?

f: oh, my dad left when i was little

p: what pod was he from?

f: uh, craft i think?

group, freezes: …

techno: what…what was your dads name?

fundy, stuffing his face with seaweed: uh, wilbur. why?

wilbur: about to pass out

tommy: no reason

---

wilbur: so what kind of mer are you?

sally, with complete confidence: salmon

wilbur, oblivious: oh wow so cool!

(there are no salmon mer lol salmon are way too small)

---

[Fundy vibing

Fundy hide

Fundy found

Pretend to be real mer baby (can talk a little but doesn't understand a lot)

---

picking up language rapidly (it's a human thing)

when questioned explained that he's lost from his pod and had an accident and he doesn't want to talk about it, implied that his parents maybe died

Fundy imprints on Wilbur before anybody notices oops too late now

Fundy tries to figure out how to sneak away back to shore but cant figure out

---

backstory chapter:

wilbur meets sally, falls in love, and sally disappears

phil helps wilbur desperately look for the salmon mer, but he can find no trace of them in any records, and no one's ever heard of them. they assume that the salmon must be very, very secretive and while the pod usually travels wilbur cant bare to leave where he met sally so they set up shop along the coast

all that leads to when phil asks what kind of mer he is so he can find fundy's pod

fundy says salmon and time stops

philza explains that they ran into a salmon mer before (fundy surprise pikichu cause he thought they didnt exist lol) and looked for her (dont name sally) but that the salmon mer are almost impossible to find

fundy pretend to be sad :'(

---

Philza leaves Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo with Puffy's pod and Wilbur decides to leave Fundy with Foolish and Eret's pod (because their pod cant handle all 4 kids, but Foolish knows like everything and can thus adequately figure out how to care for Fundy the salmon mer) and Techno and Wilbur and Phil go searching more intensely for the salmon mer

Fundy excited cause he can sneak away now!

but actually Finley and Junior are snitches and Eret sees All and Fundy is doomed

---

Eret get to know Fundy, Fundy just casually imprints on Eret as well oops 2 dads now

He hangs out with Finley and Junior (younger than him and also bigger than him)

Foolish returns from his trip and is like "...wtf there are no salmon mers. yes, i would know. I would definitely know if there were salmon mers and tehres not"

"then what abot babey?"

"…idk actually"

---

sbi find someone whos heard of salmon mer and tehy explain that basically fundys a changeling and sometimes lil alien babies appear in the water claiming to be a mer that dont exist, they learn language fast, can cry tears like humans and make baby cries like mer, and they can go on land and commune with the land dwellers sometimes

sbi's like "wtf ur crazy" but tehn they list all the 'sympotms' of the alien babies and sbi's like o.o

"nah…but what if"

fundy water fae lol

---

fundy eret bonding (eret not knowing wilbur's been imprinted w/ at this point)

its great

---

sbi return wills like "omg u steal my son u traitor die"

and erets like "woah, no, chill"

and they chill and agree to coparent babey

meanwhile fundy's like man i guess i kind of dont want to go back to land people like me here

but also he really misses his best friend hbomb who's been looking for him every day since he disappeared : (

---

Shapeshifting MerFundy: Save for Mermay 2024?

Fundy vibing

Fundy hide

Fundy found

Pretend to be real mer baby (can talk a little but doesn't understand a lot)

---

picking up language rapidly (it's a human thing)

when questioned explained that he's lost from his pod and had an accident and he doesn't want to talk about it, implied that his parents maybe died

Fundy imprints on Wilbur before anybody notices oops too late now

Fundy tries to figure out how to sneak away back to shore but cant figure out

---

backstory chapter:

wilbur meets sally, falls in love, and sally disappears

phil helps wilbur desperately look for the salmon mer, but he can find no trace of them in any records, and no one's ever heard of them. they assume that the salmon must be very, very secretive and while the pod usually travels wilbur cant bare to leave where he met sally so they set up shop along the coast

all that leads to when phil asks what kind of mer he is so he can find fundy's pod

fundy says salmon and time stops

philza explains that they ran into a salmon mer before (fundy surprise pikichu cause he thought they didnt exist lol) and looked for her (dont name sally) but that the salmon mer are almost impossible to find

fundy pretend to be sad :'(

---

Philza leaves Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo with Puffy's pod and Wilbur decides to leave Fundy with Foolish and Eret's pod (because their pod cant handle all 4 kids, but Foolish knows like everything and can thus adequately figure out how to care for Fundy the salmon mer) and Techno and Wilbur and Phil go searching more intensely for the salmon mer

Fundy excited cause he can sneak away now!

but actually Finley and Junior are snitches and Eret sees All and Fundy is doomed

---

Eret get to know Fundy, Fundy just casually imprints on Eret as well oops 2 dads now

He hangs out with Finley and Junior (younger than him and also bigger than him)

Foolish returns from his trip and is like "...wtf there are no salmon mers. yes, i would know. I would definitely know if there were salmon mers and tehres not"

"then what abot babey?"

"…idk actually"

---

sbi find someone whos heard of salmon mer and tehy explain that basically fundys a changeling and sometimes lil alien babies appear in the water claiming to be a mer that dont exist, they learn language fast, can cry tears like humans and make baby cries like mer, and they can go on land and commune with the land dwellers sometimes

sbi's like "wtf ur crazy" but tehn they list all the 'sympotms' of the alien babies and sbi's like o.o

"nah…but what if"

fundy water fae lol

---

fundy eret bonding (eret not knowing wilbur's been imprinted w/ at this point)

its great

---

sbi return wills like "omg u steal my son u traitor die"

and erets like "woah, no, chill"

and they chill and agree to coparent babey

meanwhile fundy's like man i guess i kind of dont want to go back to land people like me here

but also he really misses his best friend hbomb who's been looking for him every day since he disappeared : (

---

A low croon spills over the sandy beach in time with the waves.

In his hiding spot between the rocks, Fundy shudders.

There, past the tidepools and humans and sand, is another mer on this beach.

A *hungry* mer.

Fundy whimpers, his hands curling in front of his face.

Above him, a human coos.

"Poor little guy," she says, helping the other three pour cups of water over him and shift him onto some kind of solid net.

The low croon rings out again and, not for the first time since putting his scales on in the wrong waters, Fundy starts to cry. Hot tears spill and sobs curl out of his chest.

One of the human hisses. "I didn't know mer could cry."

Hands paused above him, the pink-haired human frowns. "They can't."

"What should we do?"

The pink-haired human brushes his tears away, helping settle him onto the flat net.

"We get him to the water," she says, and Fundy freezes at the thought of the deep, dark, hungry waters before throwing himself into motion.

He twists, hissing and thrashing until he's pressed against the rocky edge of the tide pool away from the humans.

He hisses again, his teeth bared and claws clicking together in front of his mouth nervously.

[termo-mixed]

Mer au from the Sleepy Cafe server!

[witchyleehibernates-fics]

Of Seashells and Sirens

Summary:

“Remember to find a shell! You have-have to have one too.” Tubbo told him, and Tommy made a face. He sighed but nodded anyway. Tubbo was serious about befriending this siren, and Tommy supposed he should be too. Siren’s were about a lot more about respect than Mers were. “I’ll find one.” Tommy nodded, though Tubbo made a face at him. “Let’s look for one now!” Tubbo exclaimed, and Tommy made a small face. He didn’t want to look for one now. He wanted to spend time with his best friend. But when Tubbo had his mind set on something, he had his mind set. There was nothing that would change it. “You’ll forget otherwise!” “Yeah yeah,” Tommy pushed himself up, flicking to get a boost further up in the water, already starting his small circles as Tubbo pushed himself up too. Tubbo was still holding his shell in hand, and there was an excited light in his eyes. Even if they didn’t find a shell, Tommy was pretty sure that there was a shell he could find in his collection. Even if it absolutely pains him to take one from there.

Content Warning's/Trigger Warnings: Fluff! Mer / Siren AU, Mer Tubbo, Hlaf Mer-Half Siren Tommy (he doesn't know he's have siren), Mer Technoblade, Siren Ranboo, befriending people, fantasy

Characters: Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Technoblade

Chapters: 1/2

Words: 1,286

Status: In Progress

Fanfic Links:

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Tommy chirped curiously as he swam around Tubbo, a curious tilt to his head as he watched his best friend work almost desperately to clean a shell that he’d found. Tommy had no clue as to why his friend was working so hard. After his sixth lap, Tubbo looked up and glared, to which Tommy only rolled his eyes as he moved to settle down beside his friend. His lazy laps were apparently swirling up some of the sand and wasn’t some of Tubbo’s work. Tommy decided to lay on his back as he watched.

It was another couple minutes before Tubbo sighed in disappointment, setting the shell down in his lap with disappointment on his face. Tommy didn’t like his friend being disappointed, it made him upset whenever Tubbo was sad or upset or disappointed.

“What are you doing?” Tommy finally asked, twisting to roll onto his side, crossing his arms to lay his head on top of them. Tubbo glanced towards him, a considering look on his face before looking away.

“I wanted to befriend that siren down by the caves.” Tubbo responded with a pout, his voice quieter than normal. And for very good reason.

Tommy hissed lightly, moving as if he could push himself away from even the idea of it as he twisted for a moment. Tubbo made a face at him, holding his shell close to his chest as if to protect it from Tommy. Tommy thought it was a stupid idea, but he wouldn’t stop his friend from trying. He would just have to go with; just to make sure that nothing bad happened to him.

“Why would you want to do that?” Tommy asked, eyes wide. Tubbo shrugged, looking down at the shell and rubbing his thumb over it with a frown once he’d decided that Tommy wasn’t going to try to take it or break it. Tommy wouldn’t even think about trying, he would rather steal it for his own collection before he would ever think about breaking a shell.

“They seem lonely.” Tubbo answered with a shrug. Tommy made a face, but to be fair to Tubbo, he was an amazing judge of character and hated for anyone to be lonely. Tommy made a face, his tail twisting in discomfort. He’d heard stories about siren’s and how dangerous they could be. His uncle seemed almost wistful whenever he talked about them though.

“Fine.” Tommy mumbled, and Tubbo brightened up. Tommy had been lonely once, Tubbo being his first friend and everything. “We’ll go down, tomorrow though? Uncle Tech said I have to be in early tonight.” Tommy uttered, Tubbo nodded quickly.

“Remember to find a shell! You have-have to have one too.” Tubbo told him, and Tommy made a face. He sighed but nodded anyway. Tubbo was serious about befriending this siren, and Tommy supposed he should be too. Siren’s were about a lot more about respect than Mers were.

“I’ll find one.” Tommy nodded, though Tubbo made a face at him.

“Let’s look for one now!” Tubbo exclaimed, and Tommy made a small face. He didn’t want to look for one now. He wanted to spend time with his best friend. But when Tubbo had his mind set on something, he had his mind set. There was nothing that would change it. “You’ll forget otherwise!”

“Yeah yeah,” Tommy pushed himself up, flicking to get a boost further up in the water, already starting his small circles as Tubbo pushed himself up too. Tubbo was still holding his shell in hand, and there was an excited light in his eyes. Even if they didn’t find a shell, Tommy was pretty sure that there was a shell he could find in his collection.

Even if it absolutely pains him to take one from there.

Tommy yawned as he swam back into his den. It was quiet, despite the late time, meaning that his uncle was probably out hunting. It wasn’t new, but it was a little lonely and probably would be for at least the next hour or two. Tommy had no clue nor indicator on when his uncle left. He and Tubbo hadn’t managed to find a shell that felt right to Tommy, though Tommy did have a couple new shells for his collection.

Tubbo of course teased him about acting like a siren, collecting things for a collection. Tommy wasn’t insecure about that, as much, anymore. Tubbo was just teasing in good fun, but it was something that often left Tommy thinking.

Tommy tried his best to ignore the thoughts that left him wondering, like why he never knew his mum or dad, or why he never fit in with the other pups in the pod, or why Tubbo seemed so curious about Tommy when they’d first met… or why Tubbo had gifted him a shell when they’d first met. Mers only really gifted shells when they were close to one another, whereas Tommy knew Siren’s to be the opposite.

Tommy shuddered, shaking his head as he swam to the carved out cave his uncle had done when they’d first settled with this pod. It was big enough for Tommy and for his most of his collection; though Tommy had slowly been chipping away another area for the more important shells. Like the one Tubbo had first gifted him, a cone shaped one that Tommy thought reminded him of what people on the surface ate when it was particularly warm. He’d only ever been to the surface once, therefore only seeing that particular thing once, but it reminded him of it. Or the one that Techno had given to him when he was a small pup, which he had called a ‘Kings Crown’. And the first one that Tommy had ever collected himself, a ‘Banded Tulip’.

Tommy hummed, unlooping the woven kelp bag from over his head, gently resting it on the seaweed bed that he wanted to immediately fall down onto so that he could sleep. Though if Tubbo was really determined to befriend this siren, then that meant that Tommy had to be serious about it. He needed to search his collection.

He also had shells to add to it, and that meant that he needed to place them where they felt best. He hummed, trilling every so often as he looked around the carefully and painstakingly carved out shelves in the den walls. It had taken him a cycle on every shelf, and Tommy was nearly 15 cycles. Techno had to help with the first four, because Tommy had only been a 6 cycle old pup when he figured out what shelves were and heard how to make them.

Tommy made sure the bag was securely in his grip before swimming towards the top shelves, they were the empty ones because Tommy liked seeing most of his collection further at the bottom. Not that his den was very big, but it took two flicks of his tail to reach the top. He had various shells scattered at the top, not many, but enough to sort through as he added six new shells. Everything needed to look perfect, even if no one ever saw them.

And if he stumbled upon a shell that felt right, one of his more abandoned ‘Banded Tulips’ that just felt right, then only Tommy had to know that as he carefully set it in his bag. Tubbo would be happy that Tommy had tried and succeeded to part with something from his collection. Because Tommy was very much aware that if the pod they’d settled by suddenly didn’t like them, he would lose most of it.

It would destroy him a little inside, but he would live… maybe.

[anarchy-and-piglins]

"You know you brought this upon yourself, right?" Wilbur said.

Techno sighed, gills flaring in annoyance. He wasn't exactly being subtle about hiding his irritation at the situation, but it paled in the face of how weak he felt. "You promised," he complained.

"No, I promised not to say 'I told you so'. And I didn't say that." With a laugh, Wilbur curled his tail around to the side so he could reach for the poultice. "I said 'You brought this on yourself'. Which you did and you know it."

"You're a horrible nurse," Techno said. "Your bedside manners suck."

"Harsh words coming from somebody who can barely lift a fin," Wilbur smiled down at him. "Admit it, you're glad to have us. I shudder at the very thought of you living without a pod for over a month, it's a surprise you didn't die."

"I was fine," Techno said.

"Yeah?" Wilbur's webbed fingers ghosted over the scar on Techno's shoulder left by the harpoon, leaning forward to place the wrapped seaweed herbs on his forehead to chase away his aches and hopefully keep down the fever.

Techno was never going to admit it out loud but Wilbur was right, he did bring this on himself. He knew that swimming too close to the surface was going to make him sick. His scales felt too tightly set in his skin, digging uncomfortably into his nerve endings. A deep sea mer like him wasn't made for that heat or the abundance of oxygen so high up. He was supposed to stay down in the ravine.

But also, they needed more anemones for the nest. Phil and Tommy were on a trip and Techno didn't want to leave the chore up to Wilbur by himself. He wanted to help his pod.

He wanted to be useful to them, care for them. Like they had for him.

"Don't tell Phil," he said. "He'll ground me."

"You're an adult," Wilbur responded.

"So? Do you think that will stop him?"

Wilbur brushed Techno's hair out of the way while chuckling. "Well, Tommy and Phil aren't around anyway. If you get better before they get back, I won't snitch on you. Twin's honor."

They weren't even related.

"Pod's honor," Techno said.

"I'll get you to say it sooner or later," Wilbur hummed. He could be stubborn about these things. Then his expression turned more serious. "Don't do it again though. Please."

Techno closed his eyes but didn't answer. He wasn't going to lie to Wilbur. That would be worse.

And in the silence that followed, he could tell Wilbur already knew.

[grungyyuvu]

Next ->

GUYS ITS TOTALLY MERMAY OKAY THIS WAS SOOOOOOOOOO IN TIME FOR MERMAY

anyways, turns out god really is dead bc i made this comic in MSpaint and, GOOD LORD, it took a lot of willpower lol.

Anyways, here's a bonus panel <3

tommy went out hunting for food, got a very unwilling big brother in the process <3

[bbatcat-09]

Some mer!SBI for the soul (:

[phazepheonix]

Hey, i just wanted to ask if you could explain a bit about the FSRM. I just got into it but wanted to learn more and maybe draw them!

I wanted to ask what is each characters:

Species

Job

Size

Behaviour

Colour, I guess, like design

And anything you wanna share

Thanks!

Ooo I love that u want to learn more :D oki so:

The mers

All of the mers in this au are real animals so their lower halves will always be the colour(s) the real animal is.

Dream + sapnap -

Species: blue ring octopuses.

Size: D is on the larger end of the species at ~16cm (arms included) whereas S is average for the species at ~12cm.

Behaviour: D is very friendly and happy to be handled, he also tends to try and escape to make new friends. S isn't so friendly, he's bitten multiple staff members amd has a note on his file that says 'experienced handlers only'. He will also try to escape but to cause havoc instead of be friendly.

Additional info:

They are a mated pair of colony mers that were rescued from a tidepool tangled in trash and fishing wire, Sapnap's arm needed to be amputated unfortunately from the restricted blood flow but Dream got away fairly unscathed only losing a few tentacles that later grew back.

They are venomous, but not as severe as the real blue ring. It only leaves the bitten area numb for a few hours.

George -

Species: thresher shark

Size: ~15 feet long

Behaviour: very timid upon arrival to the sanctuary, he was kept in a solitary tank for a few weeks/months as he was still healing when he was transferred, much more open and playful after healing, transferring to a mixed mer tank, starting therapy and finding some friends he can be safe with. Still sometimes protective of his back.

Additional info:

He was a victim of the shark fin trade, he was caught in a fishing net and he lost his dorsal fin to the trade before he could escape. He was found on a beach in Indonesia and emergency lifted to a mer clinic in the capital of Jakarta. His best friends are Sam and Larray.

Sam -

Species: nurse shark

Size: 10 feet, on the larger end of this species

Behaviour: he's very gentle and kind, does his best to help his fellow mers. Only snapped at a worker once and he felt incredibly bad about it.

Additional info -

Sam was rescued from another facility who treated their mers horribly. Sam was found in a tiny indoor tank with 4 other mers, the tank had been infested with algae which caused an infection in his eyes. He was rendered blind from the infection, corneas scarred and clouded. He can see light but no discernable shapes, he recently received a sea lion called fran who was trained to help him around like a guide dog. His best friends are George and Larray.

Larray -

Species: common bottlenose dolphin

Size: 9 feet

Behaviour: nervous and shy when first transferred, he'd been neglected a bullied by his pod in the wild, so he has some heavy trauma associated with other dolphins. He become much more playful and friendly after therapy and befriending Sam and George, he now calls them his pod.

Additional info:

He can't be released due to his trauma with other dolphins, he's a social creature who relies on his pod for safety. Without one he's a sitting duck.

Bbh - (still developing his character)

Species: zebra seahorse

Size: 7cm tall

Behaviour: easy to get along with, smart with jokes, amazing foster parent too.

Additional info:

Bbh was found as a small child struggling against the current, he'd somehow become detached from the coral reef he was living on. He was presented to multiple foster mers but none of them accepted him, after multiple rejections Bad needed to be hand fostered. This makes it very unlikely for mers to be released due to reduced awareness of humans so it's an absolute last resort. He was fostered by Skeppy, a volunteer foster.

The humans

Technoblade -

Job: mer psychologist

Appearance:

6'2 with pink mid- back length hair that is tied into a bun for work. He has a round face with tired but perceptive eyes framed with square, thin wire glasses. He dresses professional constantly and keeps in shape but not overly gym bro.

Additional info:

His interest in mers started when he was a child, around 6, when a beluga mer hissed at him for walking too close. He then went on to get his masters in mer psychology and he's playing with the idea of a doctorate in mer ethology (the study of behaviour). If you were to ask him why he chose psychology he would tell you "the best way to understand a mer is to know how their brains work". He becomes George's therapist after his intern work lands him the job.

Jordan - (a friend's oc)

Job: Small mers handler

Appearance:

Shes 5'10, mixed, has 3b curly hair, Sleeper build- she works out but you couldn't tell under her uniform.

Glasses, sometimes wears a beanie that's lined with satin to no damage their hair hehe

Additional info:

Jordans job is to take care of the small mers, such as the colony mers by taking them to medical, feeding them, spot cleaning the tanks, administering medication tho those prescribed it and much more. She loves her job and has been offered promotions previously but she turned them down for more time with the mers.

Skeppy -

Job: volunteer fosterer

Appearance:

5'8 with short black hair that he keeps gelled and styled. For work he wears a volunteer uniform which is really just a t-shirt with 'volunteer foster' embroidered on the front.

Additional info: he gets pizza from one specific pizza place near the sanctuary for every lunch break.

Whew, I think that's everyone. I'll update this post once I get Jordan's appearance described. If there's anything I missed fell free to ask again or post the question in the FSRM community. :D

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

A meme for each of my WIPs

-DSMP Superpower AU

-Bedrock Bros Superpower AU

-SBI Oshi No Ko But Happier AU

-Technoblade Writer's Isekai AU

-Bedrock Bros Jane Austen's Persuasion AU

-Bedrock Bros Minecraft IRL AU

-The Pink(may change to Lavender) Carrot Shop

-SBI Mer & Humans AU

-SBI Magic Bookstore AU

-Temporal Transcendence

[theposeknowsart]

The coloring is always so fun and so so stressful : ]

08-03-2023: Day 3 of the First Try Techno Challenge!

I very conveniently got Niki and Techno in the friends wheel and Niki and Tiny OSMP Techno in the situations wheel! One hell of a coincidence, but I had a lot of fun with this one!

Niki’s pose comes from a screenshot of the show H2O: Just Add Water and Techno’s bunny pose is from an image of a very scared lil rescue bunny.

I love them! : ]

[onecentwriter]

intro post wowee + my fic masterlist!!

hello there friend :) I use she/any pronouns and you can call me taurie!

ARTFIGHT 2025!! MY ACCOUNT

uh ~ my interests ig ~

marauders

mcyt (bedrock bros is my brotp)

LIFE SERIES !!

HERMITCRAFT !!

marvel

bbc sherlock AND downey sherlock

star trek

hamilton

star wars

probably a bunch other I’m forgetting lol

I’m also a huge science and literature nerd so if u tag me in anything like that I will love you forever

my life series/hermitcraft sideblog!! @mumblejumbly

my marauders sideblog!!! @pads-and-prongs

(DNI: people who ship ccs who do not want to be shipped!!!)

my fics under the cut!!! vvv

~my fics!!~

multichap -> completed multichap -> ongoing oneshot/one chapter

fics in order of most recently posted!

~~~ mcyt ~~~

what you got (cause i want it all) || 2,357 words || Modern AU || Fluff || Ranchers || Extremely domestic ranchers,,, making me sob,,,

the sun is coming up (i think it's time to wake up) || 2,107 words || Canon Compliant || Hurt/Comfort || Emerald Duo || Phil dies from fall damage, as a person with literal wings, and it all kind of spirals from there. Featuring self-esteem issues, protective technoblade, and Brian.

almost, but not quite || 1,286 words || War AU || Hurt/No Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Techno is a war general, and Tommy is a kid who was never meant to fight.

all roads lead to room 203 || 1,594 words || High School AU || Fluff, Humor || Bedrock Bros || In which Techno does NOT have a favorite student, shut up. (spoiler: It's totally Tommy)

every minute, every hour (i miss you more) || 1,287 words || Modern AU || Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Techno’s away at school, and Tommy just really misses his older brother.

heart to heart || 1,452 words || Cafe AU || Humor, Gore || Emerald Duo || Techno finds Phil literally murdering someone in their cafe shop and is surprisingly not disturbed

birds of a feather || 2,619 words || Modern AU || Fluff || Emerald Duo || Techno gets zapped with magic and grows wings. Phil is very confused but it eventually just devolves into soft avian fluff <3

light in the sky (always the first star that i find) || 1,587 words || Dragon AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || ommy has just bonded with the most powerful dragon in the country. He’s not entirely sure he’s worthy enough (Technoblade disagrees).

stray || 1,170 words || Modern AU || Humor || Bedrock Bros || Techno is instructed to kill Tommy but decides he doesn't really want to do that.

run your hands through my hair and tell me you love me || 1,436 words || Modern AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Emerald Duo || Phil brushes Techno’s hair. Gentle vibes, soft feels.

a gun, a guy, and a literal fucking baby || 2,154 words || Cyberpunk AU || Crack, Humor || Shroud + Tommy || Tommy is a weapons mechanic and Shroud is a literal baby hatched in his shop.

the wrath of a god || 1,151 words || Canon || Hurt/Comfort || Emerald Duo || In which Techno is a badass and the world regrets messing with Phil

take me where the sunlight knows our names || 3,148 words || Fae AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Techno, despite being a fae, is probably the only person in the whole world who loves Tommy.

sometimes a feeling comes by || 4,322 words || Modern AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Techno and Tommy are roommates, and Tommy's struggling to stay afloat

with the sea as our guide (we will find a way home) || 1,085 words || Mer AU || Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Techno finds an abandoned mer pup and immediately goes 'mine'

a boy on fire, a living flame || 1,226 words || Superpower AU || Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Tommy is overworked and falling apart. The Blade didn’t intend to adopt a small hero, but he’s not complaining.

take the shot || 1,245 words || Olympic AU || Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Techno and Tommy are about to win a gold medal >:D

don't shoot the messenger || 1,212 words || High School AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros + Angel Duo || It takes being literally kidnapped for Tommy to realize that Emperor Philza and General Technoblade see him as more than just a messenger.

equal distribution || 1,112 words || Homeless Tommy AU || Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Techno just wanted to take out the trash. Instead, he finds Tommy in his alley, hissing and spitting and trying to bite him.

de cinere, de sordibus, de ossibus || 1,224 words || Pit Fighter AU + Magical Tattoo AU || Humor || Bedrock Bros || In a world where pit fighters gain a tattoo of the soul animal of every person they kill, Tommy has just earned his second tattoo. He meets the Blade, who has thousands.

butterflies (on my mind) || 1,032 words || Zookeeper AU || Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Techno runs the butterfly exhibit and Tommy is a lil kid who loves butterflies

a strangeness you kinda miss || 1,147 words || Fae AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Techno is a fae, and Tommy knows that he should never trust a fae, up until the point when he figures out that he most definitely does.

sell me vicious (sell me mad) || 1,362 words || Gang AU || ~Murder~, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Tommy is cornered by bored gang members and is definitely gonna die until Head Gang Leader Guy Techno comes in and is like 'guys come on.'

damage control || 1,094 words || High School AU || Fluff, Hurt/Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Tommy gets beat up, and Techno is there to pick up the pieces

the tommy show, innit? || 1,159 words || Talk Show AU || Fluff, Banter || Bedrock Bros || Tommy is a talk show host and Techno is the celebrity he’s interviewing

stitch me up, buttercup || 1,331 words || Spiderman AU || Fluff, Banter || Bedrock Bros || Tommy, aka Spiderman, has to go to his recluse neighbor, Technoblade, to get stitches. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

living in the day by day || 1,891 words || Post-Apocalyptic AU || Fluff, Banter || Bedrock Bros || In a post-apocalyptic world, Techno and Tommy prepare to raid the biggest territory in what was formerly L’manberg: the Syndicate

make this your ending || 1,069 words || War AU || Angst, Hurt/No Comfort || Bedrock Bros || Techno and Tommy are soldiers, and they are about to die.

technoblade's guide to becoming friends with firsties || 7,629 words, 5/? chapters || Hogwarts AU || Fluff, light angst || Bedrock Bros, Benchtrio || Techno is a prefect and Bench Trio are the first years he bonds with (against his will)

golden light (in my eyes) || 1,119 words || Mer AU || Fluff || Bedrock Bros + Phil || Tommy is a Mer and Phil + Techno rescue him from captivity, plus loads of gold-related instincts

every corner of the universe || 1,167 words || Alien AU || Domestic Fluff || Tommy is a human and Techno is a piglin, they live on a ship together

triple shot tuesday || 1,194 words || Cafe AU || Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Tommy is a barista and Techno is the english major #struggling in his cafewhen my love reaches to me || 3,043 words || College AU || Fluff, Light Angst || Bedrock Bros, Benchtrio || Techno works in IT and Tommy is the small child he ends up befriending

reasons wretched and divine || 2,108 words || Modern AU || Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Tommy's family is neglectful, so he turns to Techno for comfort

in some other life (AU-gust event daily drabbles) || 25,414 words, 31 chapters || Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/No Comfort || bedrock bros, crimebois, SBI || one AU for every day of August

the stars don't shine, they burn || 4,249 words, 2 chapters || vampire SBI, human Tommy || Angst, Hurt/Comfort || Tommy is insecure about being human, takes it out on SBI, fluff and hurt/comfort ensues

c'est la meme || 1,537 words || Superpowers AU || Light Angst, Fluff || Bedrock Bros || Tommy finds the villain Blade bleeding out and patches him up

hummingbird don’t fly away / in you i’ve found a fragrance || 1,408 words || SBI Bird AU || Tooth-Rotting Fluff || Bedrock Bros, SBI || baby hummingbird tommy, sbi freaking out because he's tiny

in which shubble realizes just how tiny she is || 1,556 words || same universe as 'if i could ride a bike' || Shubble & Tommy || Fluff || Tommy goes to Empires to meet Shubble

if i could ride a bike || 28,546 words, 18 chapters || DSMP x Hermitcraft crossover || Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort || Geminitay & Tommy, SBI || Tommy dies in DSMP and respawns in Hermitcraft

oh it seemed so strange to me (how we went from something's missing to a family) || 1,946 words, 3 chapters || hockey AU || Fluff || Emerald Duo, Neopolitan Trio, Olive & Technoblade || 3 drabbles set in Drhair76's hockey universe, centered around Technoblade

to be a sun among stars || 1,482 words || God AU || Fluff || Sand Duo, Dadza + Mumza || God Phil finds an orphaned Wilbur and takes him in as his son (Mumza's there too)

all I wanna be so bad || 1,991 words || IRL fic, 5 + 1 || Light Angst, Fluff || Five times Tommy was the admirer and one time he was the admired one

~~~ marvel ~~~

we ain't perfect but we try || 2,825 words || Tony-centric || Angst, Fluff || Tony Stark is many things. Genius, billionaire, playboy. Perfect is not one of them

they wrote you (all these stories) || 3,115 words, 31 chapters || Multiple POVs || Fluff, Angst, Romance || Almost three dozen 100-word-drabbles focusing around various marvel characters

softer realities || 1,199 words || Lokius, Pre-slash || Fluff || Loki is sleepy and Mobius coos over him

and you were my eyes (how could i see again) || 5,111 words || BruceNat || Fluff, Angst || Following Bruce + Natasha's relationship through pre-slash and... not so pre-slash

all the time || 900 words || Sam & Bucky || Fluff, Light Angst || Bucky hates it when people touch his hair. Until Sam.

while i try to forget (i used to be something great) || 1,475 words || Bucky-centric || Angst, Light Fluff || Bucky Barnes character study

do this ourselves || 929 words || Sam & Bucky || Fluff, Protectiveness || Sam and Bucky don't become friends immediately. This is how they do.

the reams of gray stencils that fill the tapestry || 11,705 words || Sam x Bucky || Fluff, angst || Bucky is free, and eventually he ends up with Sam. Things... happen.

in which clint barton has rizz (for once) || 558 words || Cafe AU || Coulson x Clint || Fluff, Humor, Crack || Clint gets Phil's number by complaining and pissing him off. He doesn't understand either.

before the world fell at our feet || 483 words || Sam x Bucky || Angst, Hurt/Comfort || Sam and Bucky talk about Steve and Riley. It's sad.

believe them when they say (it's left for yesterday) || 5,341 || Post-Infinity War, Steve & Natasha || Angst, Hurt/Comfort || Steve and Natasha struggle through life post-Snap.

it could've been a nightmare || 588 words || Steve x Bucky || Bucky has a nightmare about Steve (it isn't new).

drink the poison lightly (cause there are deeper and darker things than you) || 1,748 words || Vampire AU || Bucky x Clint || Fluff, Light Angst Bucky is a vampire and Clint is most definitely... not

is it just you and me (in the wreckage of the world?) || 550 words || Bucky-centric || Angst || Introspective piece on Bucky, post-CATWS

~~~ misc ~~~

reconstruction || 2,442 words || Canon Divergent AU || Angst, Hurt/Comfort || Pike & Kirk || In which Christopher Pike never died, and is there when Jim wakes up from death.

how do you choose not to feel? || Star Trek || 783 words || Spirk || Angst || Kirk is dying, and all he can think about is Spock.

death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints (it takes and it takes and it takes) || Hamilton || 1,012 words || Angst || A character study of the Bullet.

[indigo-creates-chaos]

Hey there! It seems as though at least a few people are seeing my posts. Considering that this is the only social media where I'm actively posting, I thought I should write a little introduction!

You can call me Indigo. I'm almost 20 years old as of posting this. I'm aromantic and asexual, my gender is still to be determined. My pronouns are they/any, which basically means that any pronouns (including neos) are fair game as long as you throw in a "they" every once in a while.

(This is long so I'll cut it here)

If you've seen my posts you'll know that I enjoy yelling about mcyt stuff, specifically about fable smp. I'm also following smps like bound smp, mer smp, siege smp, craft smp, EoD, Hermitcraft and occasionally the life series though.

I'm also an enjoyer of fictional languages/writing systems. I learned Ender back in the day and I wanna at least write down Telchin, Enchantment table, Quixian and Luxtent to name a few. There's a bunch of others that I wanna write down too, with the goal of having a key for a bunch of them in the same place eventually. I'm so normal about languages guys ^^

I also enjoy reading. I have a lot of books and will gladly give book suggestions if anyone asks me. I mostly read fantasy and science fiction books, ideally without a prominent romance aspect. I also read what might be considered murder mysteries? That's probably not what the genre is called, but you get my point. I've read thinks like a "a good girls guide to murder", "Dune", the aurora cycles, most of the grishaverse books "the priory of the orange tree" and "the sunbearer trials". This isn't a complete list by any means, if i wrote a complete list this would be way too long.

I also enjoy watching crafting content on YouTube. It's really fun to watch other people make stuff! I mostly watch people who make cosplays or just regular clothes, but there's some diorama/sculpture makers in there too.

If you've been here for a while, you've seen the posts about the beginnings of my technoblade cosplay journey. That is still a project I really want to make and it's the reason I started posting here in the first place. I am going to finish it at some point, I don't know when yet though. I'll still post updates here if I work on it.

I likely won't post here all too often, it'll mostly happen if I've got more mcyt theories or other fandom related stuff that I need to yell into the void to get them out of my head. Other than that it'll be reblogs of stuff for the most part. I am working on a tagging system but it's not done yet (:

Well then, that's the introduction! I didn't expect it to get this long lol, but that goes for all of my posts. As always, thank you for reading and have a nice rest of your [timezone]!