#technoblade

[chopped-meat]

another art dumpp

1. planning for something idk what probably war

2. lady death my love

3. bedrock bros

4. enderking phil

[latenightaugust]

More Emduo but Epic musical stuff

[simplepotatofarmer]

happy birthday to c!techno, the only character ever!

[voidpidgeon]

maybe possibly a High Fashion technoblade? 🐷

great taste anon, that color pallette is beautiful!

[dsmp-lainey]

just saw someone on twitter say they “love c!tommy as a character” but also simultaneously “hate how tommyinnit isn’t like his 2020 self anymore and makes dark jokes all the time” and mf i hate to tell you but those particular takes do NOT go together because why are you shitting on a real life person for being changed by the vast amounts of trauma he sustained at a young age and then claim you love and get c!tommy…. like do you understand this character at all??

[prisonpodcast]

been thinking about them lately

[feerdelor]

(Not au related) I just miss Technoblade

[vpofcookies]

Hey, it's the day Technoblade joined the dsmp.

Version without red light + some closeups under the cut

[feverbrony]

my old mcyt stuff. I miss those days and I miss my dsmp phase ig :(

[technoblade-but-hes-everywhere]

F i r e

haha. what

[somie]

my default doodle setting has been technoblade for the past two months

[rkeigg]

sketches Fem!Rivalsduo and prison arc

[nara-xo]

Technoblade fanart Magma/Aggie :D

(Ezeqiel I hope you find this btw)

[voidpidgeon]

subtle melancholy with cdream maybe?

this color pallette also intimidated me, so i hope you don't mind blob dream!

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Sooo, have you heard of Call Ducks? Because I just learned about Call Ducks. They are very small ducks that were bred to have a loud call in order for hunters to draw in other ducks. They are little bitty bait. (Also, so fucking adorable)

Anyways, AU time! Where Technoblade is treated with less dignity than a Call Duck!

Technoblade is an avian. A very small avian, true, and his claws aren't nearly as impressive as the stuffed hands that His Hunters keep as trophies. His Hunters treat him so well. He has a roof over his head, unlike wild avians. He has his delicious pellet food, unlike wild avians. He has a single blanket all for himself! Truly, he is lucky to be among His Hunters.

If he is REALLY good, they even pat him on the head. One of the Hunter's neices even called him cute once! Sure, she had pulled at his feathers, but-

All he has to do is sit alone in the woods and cry.

It's really easy! Most of the time, anyway. He's gotten good at crying on command. At first, he preferred to be quiet. There was already so much noise and he didn't want to be seen by Predators. But the Hunters were nice enough to teach him how to cry! Even if the pinching and slapping had hurt at the time. Now he's got it down! They only occasionally have to twist his wing to bring on the waterworks.

Then, it stops working.

He didn't do anything different. It had always worked before! But suddenly, no other Avians are falling for it! Even when they move to a different area, no luck! It has been a while since the hunters have seen so much as a FEATHER of other avians.

And Technoblade, well, he notices that things feel OFF. The hunters look at him with less patience. There is something disapproving in their gaze. Their words are harsher. They twist his arm harder and make his cries turn into screams. His throat feels raw from his desperate yells.

It doesn't work.

Technoblade feels like he is always only a moment from crying, but His Hunters don't want to hear it when he isn't working. So he curls up in his coop with his blanket and tries to sob quietly. It's hard to muffle the sound in the hay, but he lets himself indulge in his misery, if only a little while.

There is shouting happening in His Hunters' house, anyway. Arguing. Blaming. Pointed fingers and getting into each other's faces. It might even come to blows again.

Technoblade doesn't want to be anywhere near that. He doesn't want them to turn their anger on him. Again.

The angry shouts turn to fearful shrieks. Guns start to fire. Technoblade huddles in the back of the coop. Confused. Hidden. Scared.

Then it's silent. So quiet. Then, a heavy thud outside the coop. He hears the lock break, and the door slowly opens while Techno watches wide-eyed.

The BIGGEST avian that Technoblade has ever seen is standing in the door, blocking out the sunset.

Phil coos over the TINIEST avian he had ever seen. Kristin was right. He was so SMALL. Phil tries to convince him to come closer, but Technoblade doesn't move. He just yells for help, crying for help legitimately this time. Phil flinches, before just reaching closer and picking him up. He is so small that it is EASY. He's a child, yes, but also TINY. Phil hold him close and tries to calm him down as he flies back to the Nest and leaves the corpses of hunters for the worms.

Anyways, Call Ducks are cool. I want one.

AIUIOSUIOQSSQHJSQ LENN IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE

I need Techno to be so small that he fits in Phil's hands cupped together. Just like, huge ass avian. I'm talking 9 feet monstrosity. And Techno who is tiny tiny. As he becomes an adult, he grows a little but not much and Phil can still lift him by the back of his shirt one-handed.

[tamashigami]

c! techno

Sorry that I wasn’t posting that much, school started, I was busy and things happened (i am being stalked and people attempted to dox me because i support gays like wth)

Anyway here’s a Techno fanart because I like to draw him and these fanarts get lots of likes and reblogs :)

I’m proud of this drawing but idk how to draw clothes creases so….. 😅😅😅 (SOMEONE TEACH ME)