#michael mcgillicutty

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THE GENESIS OF MCGILLICUTTY (NXT - 8/31/10)

When you ask what their favorite So Bad, It's Good promo in wrestling is, this is one of them.

[salemshotspot]

No one is ready for me to call them boyfriends in the ‘rich boy who didn’t know he liked boys and his feral street boyfriend’ way [no one cares about 2010s nxt and my weird pairings]

@sobbingintorandyortonsfupa you gotta hear me out on this one

[rawiswhore]

Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Hustle-r, Loyalty, Respect"

I hope this fanfiction isn't too similar to my "Beulah McGillislutty" fanfic I posted and typed last year, but I have a feeling it is.

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While the World Wrestling Federation in 1997 was in a city touring, some of their roster stopped at a strip club you were working at.

Some of those sexy wrestlers that visited this strip club included Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Rob Van Dam, Brian Pillman, and Jeff Hardy.

Those aforementioned wrestlers were circled around the runway you and other strippers perform on.

When a song began playing, you walked out of the curtain and sauntered down the catwalk.

Many of these male wrestlers as well as other men in the strip club applauded and cheered for you with smiles on their faces and whistled at you, their eyes were all on you.

You stopped walking once you stood on the end of the runway.

After stripping and undressing and these wrestlers handing you money that you stuffed in your garter belt wrapped around your thigh, you were still going to perform naked in an interesting way.

You then turned your body around until your ass was in front of these men circled around you while you stood sideways and you bent your torso in front of yourself while you stuck your ass out.

Now some men in this strip club can get a view of your vulva, which they did.

Some male wrestlers looked at your vagina with smiles on their faces, and you had no pubic hair and shaving bumps around your pussy, nor did you have any cellulite on your thighs.

After that, you grabbed an empty chair on the side next to the runway and pulled that chair on the stage, where you had a seat.

As you sat in that chair, you spread your legs wide open until you showed your vagina, where you turned your head sideways and one of your hands placed at one of your breasts while your other hand was at your twat.

Your middle finger poked inside your vaginal hole as your opposite hand stroked your breast, and you shut your eyes and breathily moaned a bit.

Some people sitting in this strip club could see that you were fingering yourself.

This really got a cheer and applause as well as some whistling, and many of these male wrestlers with smiles on their faces were handing you money.

Was it necessary for you to be doing this at a strip club?

You could've done this in a hotel room with these male wrestlers.

(I even almost set this fanfic in a hotel room).

After sitting on a chair, you then slid your ass off of the chair and sat down on the runway.

With your legs spread wide open, you slid your finger out of your vagina but your middle finger still continued rubbing up and down the middle of your pussy while your eyes stared at your vulva.

This was reminding Rob Van Dam all too much of Beulah McGillicutty's Hustler magazine photoshoot she did.

In fact, what you were doing was a replication of the things Beulah did in her Hustler magazine photoshoot.

You then rotated and turned your body over until you were laying on your stomach on top of the runway, where your hand reached behind your ass and your fingers tried to finger your pussy, your legs and thighs spread apart so everyone could see you.

You were replicating your favorite images from Beulah's Hustler photoshoot.

Your fingers even managed to spread your pussy lips apart.

You shut your eyes and moaned as you rubbed your pussy.

While these male wrestlers make lots of money, should they be handing you more money at you?

You're okay with them giving you $5 and $10, at least you're being sympathetic and empathetic in that wrestlers need to keep money too.

You then pulled yourself up until you were sitting on all fours, where your hand reached behind your ass and still continued rubbing up and down your twat.

As you rubbed your cunt, one of your elbows was resting on top of the runway with the side of your head resting on the palm of your hand.

If these wrestlers could, they'd masturbate to you.

In fact, they can, as long as they don't go to jail.

Throughout your performance, these male wrestlers were growing erections under their pants and shorts.

You sitting on all fours with your bare vagina sticking out or exposed was like an invitation for these male wrestlers to have sex with you.

[blowflyfag]

WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT/FEDERATION MAGAZINE: May 2008

ECW INTERVIEW 

O.M.G.!

ECW’s resident mouthpiece, Joey Styles, weighs in on “new” versus “original.” the making of Stone Cold Steve Austin and gross-out classic matches he just can’t bring himself to rewatch.

BY MATT CHRISTENSEN PHOTOGRAPHY BY BOB CROSLIN

“I'M NOT GOOD WITH GORE. I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH SEE NOT EVIL!”

[“The room service here is dreadful.”]

“New ECW.” “Original ECW.” When are people just gonna say “ECW” and leave it at that?

Absolutely never. Diehard “Original” ECW fans still exist all over. Whenever I'm noticed in the Northeast, it’s rarely due to my involvement with the new ECW.

Would the ECW stars of today be able to thrive, or even survive in the original ECW?

There are plenty of Superstars now who would’ve fit in perfectly in the old ECW. Guys like CM Punk, Chavo Guerrero, Shelton Benjamin and Elijah Burke would have thrived. They would’ve just been doing more hardcore things, maybe two times a week, instead of having spectacular athletic matches five times a week.

Is the revamped ECW the reason we don’t get as many “OH MY GOD!?!”’s?

No, I save it for special moments. At WrestleMania 23, when the ECW Originals defeated The New Breed, that was special. It was career validation for those four guys. Only RVD had competed at WrestleMania before, and his teammates, Sabu, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer, probably never, ever expected to do so. It was a very special night, so I leaned into Tazz and said, “There’s only one thing left to say…’OH MY GOD!’

What ECW matches made even you gag?

There are two classic matches that I never, ever need to watch again–one at Born To Be Wired, which featured Sabu vs. Terry Funk in a ring with barbwire instead of ring ropes. And Beulah McGillicutty vs. Bill Alphonso in 1997; I’ve never seen that much blood in my life. Fonzie actually had to be rushed to the hospital to get more blood put in him. And with Sabu and Funk, Terry almost lost an eye. I’m not good with gore. I didn’t even watch See No Evil! 

Which Superstar are you most proud to say that ECW “discovered”?

Guys like Rey Mysterio, Tazz and Chris Jericho really broke out and made an impact on the wrestling world in ECW. But I'm specifically proud that ECW is where “Stunning” Steve Austin became “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. It’s where he began picking up the microphone and being himself. Mick Foley was also held back in WCW because he didn’t fit its image of a champion, but he could spellbind an entire viewing audience. ECW let him do just that. 

Are there any underutilized Superstars in ECW today?

Up until very recently, people had given up on Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards. Maybe because they were perceived as being too old, or maybe because people were trying to forget about the old ECW. But those two have so much to offer, and they’re finally getting the credit they deserve. 

As a commentator, who are your role models? And please don’t say Mongo McMichael…

I’ve learned a lot from Michael Cole since joining WWE, actually. But I grew up listening to two people–Vince McMahon doing WWE commentary and Jim Ross working with NWA. I always aspired to be a combination of the two by fusing Vince McMahon's enthusiasm with Jim Ross’s credibility and knowledge. 

Best piece of advice from Good Ol’ J.R.? 

When I first started, JR sat down with me for five straight hours [HOLDS UP ALL FIVE FINGERS ON HIS HAND] and helped me understand what being a WWE announcer was about. Initially, I couldn’t grasp the style, and he didn’t hesitate to help educate me. Without Jim Ross’ help, I wouldn't have lasted more than a few weeks in WWE.

How does two-man annoying compare to the one-man show you rain in the original ECW? 

It’s been my life-long dream to be a professional wrestling announcer. I’m most proud of ECW’s first pay-per-view–Barely Legal. That was the first time I ever did live television. We had some Japanese wrestlers on the card, and I actually asked them to put me in some of their signature holds, albeit lightly, so that I'd know what to look for during the match. After the show, I was in years. I knew that night was going to make or break my career.

Is the passion still there after 15 years in the business?

When your dream becomes your job, sometimes you become numb to it. But, without question, the road to WrestleMania always makes me feel like a 13-year-old kid again. For the entire WrestleMania weekend, though I'm privileged to be calling the action, I’m there as a fan. 

SPEED ROUND

Styles rates famous sports catchphrases

“BOO-YAH!” - STUART SCOTT

It definitely distinguished him on ESPN. When it’s forced, it’s obvious, but when it’s genuine, I think it’s great.

“HE COULD…GO…ALL...THE…WAY!” - CHRIS BERMAN

I love it. Chris Berman is the voice of ESPN.

“IT’S AWESOME, BABY!” - DICK VITALE 

This one is probably a bit overused. And “Awesome, with a capital ‘A’” is definitely too much. But hey, it’s Dick Vitale, so who am I to critique him?

“DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?” - AL MICHAELS 

This is one of those lines that will live forever. I actually stole it when Mikey Whipwreck won the ECW World Heavyweight Championship in 1995.

“BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!” - JIM ROSS

It’s such a distinct sentence; it lets you know that something’s about to happen. In fact, every time I say, “Things are getting more interesting by the moment,” It’s my homage to JR’s signature phrase.

[caniaskyouabouttoday]

Fire Fly With Me

“I was the color red in a world full of black and white.”

RIP Windham Rotunda “Bray Wyatt” 1987-2023

This has been a tragic week for wrestling. Yesterday, Terry Funk, a 79 year old second generation legend died. Funk had a 52 year career spanning practically every promotion and continent. A first ballot Hall of Famer in every sense of the word, who even had a little sideline in Hollywood; Terry Funk was an old man who had done everything you can possibly do in wrestling and then much more. He accomplished his goals.

Today, a third generation wrestler, the son of Mike Rotunda, grandson of Blackjack Mulligan, and nephew of Barry Windham; Bray Wyatt passed away. After an electric return last fall it felt like there was either an unclear plan for his run or a creative difference between the performer and management. Following a match that was a neon splattered gimmicky promotion to sell Mountain Dew at the January Royal Rumble; Bray Wyatt once again took his leave. Rumors swirled that there were creative differences, Bray having personal issues, and even one of a prolonged illness. Today Bray Wyatt passed away of a heart attack caused by COVID-19 exacerbating existing heart problems.

Bray Wyatt, and another legacy talent - the son of Mr. Perfect, Joe Hennig made their WWE debut with the very unfortunate and puzzling ring names of “Husky Harris” and “Michael McGillicutty” respectively. The pair floundered after debuting in a big angle and returned to the developmental territories for repackaging.

Rotunda created the character Bray Wyatt, a sort of backwoods cultist who harkened to the character Max Cady in Cape Fear; portrayed by both Robert Mitchum and Robert DeNiro on screen. Wyatt also paid homage in his presentation to another Mitchum character, Reverend Harry Powell from Night of the Hunter. The character was awash in cinema; with his followers reminded attentive fans of The Last House on the Left and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Despite some fans initially heckling the repackaging with chants of “Husky Harris” when he debuted; Wyatt made a splash quickly and very soon erased the perception left by his failed first WWE tenure. Before he even had spent a year in the organization he was poised as the next generation’s supernatural, eerie badass - an elder millennial replacement to the aging, semi-retired Undertaker.

His first Wrestlemania match could not have been bigger for the character. One on one with John Cena at the 30th WrestleMania he was poised to go to the next level. Everything pointed to a Wyatt victory; after defeating The Rock at the most bought WrestleMania ever the previous year it was clear Cena was winding down and leaving his prime. He had one foot out the door for a film and television career and many fans who had grown up cheering his white meat kid friendly act had outgrown Cena.

WrestleMania 30 was held in New Orleans, clearly a town that has more in common with Wyatt than Cena. After an epic entrance with a band of plague doctors playing him to the ring as the crowd held their phone flashlights high the audience sang “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands” cheering Wyatt to victory. Inexplicably, Cena defeated the rising star clean in the middle of the ring. This did nothing for Cena’s already sky high profile but did not seem to take all the wind out of Wyatt’s sails.

Wyatt’s popularity persisted and he marched towards a WrestleMania match with The Undertaker the next year. The Undertaker’s WrestleMania win streak had ended the year prior and if there ever was a moment for a changing of the guard it was their match at WrestleMania 31. Instead of holding that torch aloft, Bray looked up at the lights of Levi’s Stadium as The Undertaker pinned him with his signature Tombstone piledriver.

This was not the final resting place of the Wyatt character though, he captured the WWE title in 2017. This unfortunately led to a series of comically awful matches with Randy Orton and a baffling feud and then pairing with Matt Hardy.

It was clear that the character had been derailed by 2018. Wyatt was taken off TV for a prolonged absence; but soon vignettes featuring a corrupted children’s television show of evil puppets began to air. These led to Wyatt returning in a brilliant dual character; the sweater clad children’s entertainer Bray Wyatt; who hosted his Firefly Fun House; an homage to Mr Rogers’s Neighborhood, Blues Clues, and especially Pee Wee’s Playhouse (eerily hosted by the recently passed Paul Reubens.) The show would feature the puppets being sadistic to each other, Bray barely containing his rage and bitterness beneath the calm, sweater-clad veneer he put forth. Bray would work through his personal issues via bizarre skits with his cast of demented puppets. Huskus the Pig Boy was an effigy to his resentments about his debut; Mercy the Buzzard was a sly homage to Dan Spivey’s short lived Waylon Mercy character who was an antecedent of Wyatt. A devil horned muppet version of WWE chairman Vince McMahon would guest on the show.

The sweater barely strait jacked his other personality, The Fiend. A psychopath in a human flesh mask bent on torture and cruelty who could not be stopped inside the ring. The Fiend adopted Mankind’s Mandible Claw as a finisher, itself a reference to killer Samuel Sheppard.

Wyatt’s new character was unstoppable and took the WWE by storm capturing the title and minting money for the company on their merchandise site. Wyatt was back and living up to the promise of his debut. He was headed towards the Undertaker level.

Then in February 2020, in a widely derided decision, The Fiend was soundly beaten by ancient, creaky Goldberg to build to a later canceled match against Roman Reigns that was violently rejected by fans.

In March 2020 the world shut down due to the pandemic. Fans could not attend WrestleMania and we were in for a bizarre and surreal show in an empty soundstage. Wyatt was set for a rematch with John Cena for the show initially set for a football stadium in sunny Tampa Bay. If ever there was a moment for the kind of wrestler that has guitar playing plague doctors set the stage for his entrance, it was now.

The match with Cena was to be a “Firefly Fun House” match. Nobody knew what this entailed. What we were about to witness, is in my opinion, the greatest match of the 2020s. The Firefly Fun House is a beautiful expression of a “post wrestling” era we live in. By 2020 most fans who have been following wrestling for decades pay cursory attention to the modern performers and their storylines and matches in the ring. Backstage drama, old timers sniping at each other on podcasts, fan nostalgia and review shows, and twitter beefs had supplanted modern wrestling to most fans.

In a cinematic match, a new wrestling format that would become a trope of the pandemic era, Bray and the WWE created a surrealist nightmare that had more in common with a David Lynch film than a grappling bout.

Bray had an axe to grind with Cena for his disappointment when Cena poured water on his burning hot career six years earlier in New Orleans. Ever the psychological sadist, Bray crafted a dream logic nightmare for Cena to enter that makes him confront his failures, insecurities, and disappointments just like Wyatt had for Cena-related setbacks going back all the way to 2010.

It also takes us on a tour of wrestling history; using beloved totems of different generations like the “Big Blue” cage and the Smackdown fist to play mind games with us, the fans about why we love this stuff and why we care.

Cena’s iconic theme plays before the empty soundstage to an eerie and uncomfortable silence that does not belong with it. It feels so alien and wrong without explosive dueling boos and cheers. Cena walks out on the stage as a broken montage of WrestleMania 1 clips cut to Bray inside the Firefly Fun House, giving a Rod Serling introduction to the insecurities made manifest within.

“You’re about to face your most dangerous opponent yet, yourself,” Wyatt threatens with unseemly glee. Wyatt departs and Rambling Rabbit points Cena towards Wyatt’s whereabouts.

Cena enters a black room and looks around briefly until a puppet McMahon lays down a gauntlet similar to what he did for Cena way back in 2002. Cena begins on an A Christmas Carol like visit of the ghost of Cena’s past. Wyatt stages a reenactment of Cena’s debut loss to Kurt Angle; which a much older Cena responds to in his rookie ring gear. In keeping with the dream logic Cena is unable to hit Wyatt as he mocks him with a cartoon soundboard and a series of verbal potshots.

Cut to the iconic introduction of Saturday Night’s Main Event in its heyday complete with the classic “Obsession” by Animotion. Wyatt cuts a standard shouting 80s promo behind the big blue cage, introducing Cena as “Johnny Largemeat” - Cena cannot stop curling dumbells and starts maniacally thrashing them until he loses control of his arms.

We then flash to Cena reprising his early freestyle rapper character, who is cursed with a strange form of mutism where he can only speak in raps. Cena attempts to turn the tables on Wyatt verbally; but Wyatt quickly rebuttals him and changes the narrative to remind Cena of those he stepped on climbing the ranks and that it’s lonely at the top. Cena still cannot physically attack Wyatt, and his attempt gets him knocked out.

Cut to a sermonizing Wyatt, regressing to his 2014 form, revisiting the heartbreak of WrestleMania 30.

Wyatt taunts Cena to hit him with a chair, he’s unable to.

Cut to Cena and Wyatt in nWo t shirts and black jeans, a visual even more bizarre than Cena’s grand WrestleMania entrance on an empty soundstage. Cena can finally attack Wyatt and tackles him and brutalizes him with punches, until Wyatt is replaced with the Huskus puppet.

The Fiend appears in the ring, materializing behind Cena to deliver the mandible claw. The Fiend pins Cena as we show sweater Bray gleefully counting the pinfall, Did Bray right his wrong? Was Cena swayed to some sort of dark side - there are moments where it feels like Cena has become the alternate Dale Coopers from Twin Peaks The Return with character flourishes akin to the evil “Coop” and the strange, simple “Dougie.”

There is so much packed into the editing and storytelling of this match that I could not possibly do it justice. When everything has been done that you can do in a wrestling match - what’s next? Instead of a wrestling match where you wrestle, hold a “wrestling match” about wrestling.

Elvis Costello once quipped that writing about music was like dancing about architecture. I assume he doesn’t own any 33 1/3 books.

A wrestling match that replaces contesting wrestling with being about wrestling was perfect for the turn of this new decade and many years of fan ennui. At a time where fans are more curious about all the things that happen outside of the squared circle that lead to the action inside it, it fulfilled a need we didn’t know we had. I recommend giving this, alongside the excellent Wyatt Family vs The Shield bout from Elimination Chamber 2014 where you also see Wyatt’s partner Luke Harper, aka Brodie Lee in action. Wyatt is pre deceased by Harper.

Sadly, that was about the peak of The Fiend character. An ill fated partnership with Alexa Bliss that never quite struck the right tone was a miss during the empty arena era. At WrestleMania 37, the first show in a year before live fans, The Fiend lost to Randy Orton in a match that was widely panned. The two third generation stars had a toxic anti-chemistry with each other and WWE kept returning to the pairing for reasons that feel like sabotage in hindsight. Wyatt was off TV for several months and shockingly released outright in the summer of that year.

After a prolonged absence and various hints at a comeback; Wyatt returned last fall at Extreme Rules in a thrilling segment to an explosive response. Sadly, the creative direction for Wyatt never found its legs. Behind the scenes it’s unclear if there was a creative struggle before Wyatt fell ill.

Bray was supposed to be the next Undertaker, and he wasn’t. He was the first, the only, and the inimitable Bray Wyatt. A backwoods preacher of doom and mayhem, a sadistic Ed Gein type killer, and a smiling, laughing, but unhinged children’s TV host. Already having demonstrated a knack for reinvention, Bray could have been many more things. He will have to be those in the imagination of the fans now.

What he did leave was important and memorable. I believe he had a Hall of Fame career, and though that claim may be controversial and contentious; that is the nature of the Wyatt character. He may have been polarizing, but everyone had an opinion on him, and not indifference; and I know wrestling fans universally feel like wrestling is suffering a tremendous loss. Even if he didn’t do something that connected with your tastes, he had something in his bag of tricks that would some day.

So smash your flashlight button one last time for Bray Wyatt and hold it up high. As the Undertaker himself would say, Rest In Peace.

[dilf-in-peril]

I took psychic damage when Punk did that to Michael McGillicutty.

[alexlacquemanne]

On this day in CM Punk History :

Febuary 28th 2011

Monday Night Raw :Randy Orton vs. CM Punk WrestleMania match announced; Randy Orton def. Michael McGillicutty live from Keybank Center, Buffalo, New York

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Requested

[wrestlingmgc]

WWE Tag Team Champions David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty

[enbywrestlingfan]

[slasheru]

(almost) everyone's FULL LEGAL UNCHRISTIAN NAME

Hex: Hexecutioner Krueger Jones-MacDuff

Juno: Juno Park / Park Jeong-hyo

Tate: Tate No Middle Name Given McGillicutty (that's his legal middle name. His dad couldn't be assed to give him one so he wrote that on the birth form, and now he's stuck this way.)

Sawyer: Sawyer Bonesoff Ferguson

Laila: Laila Marisol Velasquez

Horsemike: Michael Ichabod Crane III

Veronika: Veronika Faustus Mephistopheles

Archibald: Archibald Siegel Malone

Ashleigh: Ashleigh McKinleigh Summers

Covington: Doesn't remember his real last name, so he's been Covington Footballington for AGES

Kennedy: Kennedy Jeannette Slicerhands

Melyssa: Melyssa Joan Crawford

Jennykind: Literally just Jennykind, all one word

Cliff: Cliff of the Valley of the Shadow of Death

Stitcherella: Sallie DuPuis

[rawiswhore]

Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Beulah McGillislutty"

The most iconic women in the WWE are Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair, Asuka, Bayley, the Bella Twins, Paige, Bianca BelAir, Alexa Bliss, Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler, and the list goes on.

The most iconic women in the World Wrestling Federation were Chyna, Wendi Richter, Cyndi Lauper, Miss Elizabeth, Sable, Sunny, Lita, Debra, Trish Stratus, Stephanie McMahon, Alundra Blayze, and others, although some of these women were still in the company when it became the WWE.

Yes, the WWF and WWE are technically the same company, but they had different names.

The most iconic women in the original 1990's ECW wrestling company were Beulah McGillicutty, Francine, Nancy Benoit, Dawn Marie, Kimona Wanalaya, and Sunny.

But Beulah and Francine were the most iconic.

Beulah did a nude pornography photoshoot as well as video for Penthouse magazine, and that photoshoot and video were both sexy AF.

You learned about ECW in 1997 when some of the roster crossed over to the World Wrestling Federation in February that year, and while it made you really happy to see some ECW stars---especially some of the sexiest ones--invade the company, it also made you upset they were only there temporarily.

You were signed to the WWF and a part of the roster that year, and you weren't allowed to cross over into other wrestling companies.

You started watching ECW after learning about in February 1997, and learned about Beulah and her Penthouse porn video and photoshoot.

However, in May and June of 1997, one of ECW's stars, Rob Van Dam, was briefly in the World Wrestling Federation and that made you so happy.

He nearly even joined the WWF that year in general.

There were some sexy men in the WWF in 1997, even if they were only there for a little while.

In May of that aforementioned year, shortly after Rob Van Dam joined the WWF, you invited him, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy and even Brian Pillman to a hotel room when those men had free time from rehearsing matches and promos.

Those men were the sexiest men in the WWF during that time.

You would also invite Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith, they're pretty cute too, though Bret probably wouldn't like your performance.

When these men were in your hotel room, Hunter and Shawn all had their long hair hanging down, because they looked sexy AF when their hair isn't tied in ponytails.

Hunter, Shawn, Rob, Brian and Jeff were lounging on the 2 beds in this hotel room, whereas you stood in front of those 2 beds ready to give a performance.

Some of these men, in particular Brian, was laying on those beds, whereas others were sitting on top of the bed.

It would be a little homosexual for a group of men to lay on the same bed.

Not to mention, some of these men were sitting closest to you on these beds so they could see you.

While you stood in front of these men, you were dressed in a lacy, black, spaghetti strapped, skintight see through negligee, similar to the negligee Beulah wore in her porn video.

Even though you didn't have any music playing, you had a rather coy, innocent expression on your face with a slight smirk on your mouth and one of your hands slid across from your left ribcage down to your navel and to your right hip, only for your body to turn around until your back was in front of these men, where you bent your head and torso down until your ass and vulva was sticking out at these male wrestlers.

Your hand was stroking above the fabric of your negligee when it slid from your left ribcage down to your navel and hip, you were acting like how Beulah acted at the beginning of her porn.

Brian, Jeff, Rob, Hunter and Shawn were all looking at you with grins on their faces, satisfied at what they saw.

Shawn, Brian and Rob whistled at you like how men whistle at attractive women.

Brian, Shawn and Rob clapped their hands as they cheered and whistled at you when your ass was sticking out in front of them.

Your vulva was peeping out of your negligee and sandwiched in between your ass cheeks.

You didn't wear any panties under that negligee, much like Beulah in her video.

These men knew you weren't wearing any panties, but Shawn's and Rob's eyes grew wide when they saw a bit of your vulva under your negligee.

You wish other men in other wrestling companies, like Scott Hall, Chris Jericho, Nova from ECW, Raven, Jim Powers from WCW, even Chris Benoit could be in this hotel room to watch your performance, but these men weren't allowed to be in other wrestling companies.

When Rob Van Dam joined the WWF, you told him how you wish some ECW alumni like Nova and Raven were still in the WWF, frowning and pouting when you said that.

You would let Leif Cassidy watch this performance, too bad he grew a tacky handlebar moustache that ruined his looks.

You began to roll your ass around and upwards like how Beulah did in her Penthouse porn video, what you did was throw your ass in a circle basically.

You copied the beginning of Beulah's video, watching and studying everything she did in it.

You had her movements in that video memorized completely.

If you were one of those dancers on "Shotgun Saturday Night" at the beginning of 1997, you would dance like Beulah did at the beginning of the video, but you wouldn't really show your private parts on television, sadly.

Had Beulah's Penthouse tape played with the music playing, this would make your dance much sexier.

You then raised your head as well as your torso upwards until you straightened your body up and stood up, where one of your arms was slung across your navel and your hand was grabbing your hip while your opposite arm was up in the air.

You turned your body around where your arm up in the air buried and slid your fingers down through your hair and you removed your arm and hand off of your stomach, but one of your hands slightly slid the top of your negligee down off of your breast while your other hand was buried at your vulva.

When you did this, your body was bent forward slightly at these men in front of you.

Your fingers were slightly pulling your negligee at your breast off of your tit, nearly exposing your nipple and areola.

You received lots of cheers from all of these men when it seemed like your nipple was getting exposed.

They would chant "Show your tits!", but people next door might hear them.

These men felt free to masturbate to you, which is what they wanted to do.

As they watched this performance, some of them pulled their pants or shorts down and pulled their dicks out, where one of their hands was on their erections and they began to jerk off.

There was a tissue box on the nightstand in between the beds and a wastebasket in between the beds for these men to throw their used tissues in.

Soon, your hands grabbed both of the straps of your negligee, your wrists crossed, and your hands slowly slid your straps down your arms.

You made direct eye contact to these men as you slid both of your straps down in unison.

As the straps of your negligee were being pulled down, more of your bare chest was being exposed in front of them as your negligee slid down your torso.

Some of these men cheered and whistled at you as your negligee was sliding down your navel.

Hopefully no one next door will hear these men cheering and whistling at you as you undress.

While your negligee was wrapped around your waistline (not covering your torso anymore besides your waistline) and your arms and hands elevated out of the straps of your lingerie, your arms--especially your forearms--were folded and crossed below your breasts but your nipples and areolas were slightly exposed in front of these men.

Your arms and forearms unfolded, uncrossed and separated from each other, but your hands cupped your breasts and began to fondle and stroke them, pulling your tits upwards and even together until they touched.

Your hands were stroking your breasts and covering and blocking your areolas and nipples from being seen.

"I'd give her a dollar or more" Shawn said to you.

"Me too!" Rob and Brian chimed in out of unison.

Jeff and Hunter agreed, chiming in "Me too!" out of unison.

They can feel free to throw money at you.

When some of these men were masturbating, precum began to seep out of their slits, but luckily they had a box of tissues with them to share and clean up their messes.

They grabbed a tissue out of the box and even passed the box around so they could grab one.

"Beulah's got nothing on you" Rob Van Dam stated.

"Yeah!" these men agreed, nodding their heads and smiling, these men saying "yeah" not in unison.

Unlike Beulah in her porn video, you didn't lift one of your breasts up with your hand and try to lick your erect nipple.

However, while making eye contact with these men and your head tilted sideways, one of your hands did lift one of your breasts up to your mouth, and your index finger on that hand was elevating towards your mouth, where your tongue escaped out of your mouth and your index finger sliding down the top of your moist tongue.

With your tongue back inside your mouth again, your arms and forearms crossed below your breasts again, only for your forearms to unfold and separate away from each other as your hands joined together at your vulva.

Your vulva was exposed to these men now, your negligee was wrapped around your navel.

Your hands stroked up your bare skin up to your negligee, although one of your hands slid down to your pussy and began to rub it.

Your hand was buried between your thighs and masturbating your vulva.

One of Shawn's and Rob's hands slipped into the pockets of their shorts and pulled out their wallets, where they pulled out some money and tossed it to you.

One of Brian's hands slipped into the pocket of his pants, where he pulled his wallet out and opened it up, where his hand pulled some money out of his wallet and he threw it to you, grinning and laughing when he threw you that money.

You got some cheers from these men when you seemingly rubbed your vulva, only for that hand buried between your thighs to slide out and this time slide up to your body, much to their dismay.

They were disappointed when you seemingly stopped masturbating yourself, but don't worry, they'll get a treat soon enough.

One of your arms was above your head, while your hand on your opposite arm was trying to slide your negligee down your waistline.

Your index and middle fingers were sandwiched in between your negligee and your navel, those fingers seemingly pointing at your vulva and nearly almost looking like they're about to enter it.

You shifted your body sideways, where your hand escaped out of your negligee and your arm slid off of the top of your head.

You placed your hands on your knees when you shifted your body sideways and showed off the side of your body, sticking your ass a little bit out.

You began to roll your ass a little bit while your hands were on your knees, your eyes looking at these men as you rolled your ass.

You removed one of your hands off of your knee and moved that hand behind your ass, where your hand slid up from your ass and elevated up your hip to across your chest.

You watched your hand slide up the side of your body.

"It's amazing how well she's memorized Beulah's porn video" Rob said.

These men agreed, nodding their heads.

To visualize what this fanfic is about, watch Beulah McGillicutty's infamous porn video, and you act exactly like Beulah in the video until she introduces a silver dildo.

You acted exactly like Beulah during this striptease performance for these men except for when she brings out a dildo.

Soon, with your back turned in front of these men, you straddled a chair placed in between your legs.

Before sitting in that chair, you stuck your ass out in front of these men while your head was bent down.

While your ass was sticking out, your hand stroked your vulva in front of them.

You also turned your body around where your legs were spread wide open, one of your legs was up, and your hand was stroking your pussy exposed at these men.

These men jizzed and ejaculated during your performance, where you gave them oral sex after they came.

You, too, came during your performance.

You'd seen those pornographic pictures of Beulah and thought of letting these men fuck you while you're doing those Beulah poses, and you did.

If only you did this recreation of Beulah's porn video and photoshoot on her birthday in March in front of these sexy men.

When other sexy men joined the WWF---Christian Cage, Tommy Rogers, Jerry Lynn, Sean Morley, Chris Jericho, etc., you recreated the beginning of Beulah McGillicutty's porn video to these men privately.

Not to mention, during the Attitude era, you recreated her striptease at the beginning of her Penthouse video when you distracted an opponent as a valet, although you didn't show your breasts or your vulva, unfortunately.

During one of those coming up next segments in the WWF where the guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" plays, you recreated the beginning of Beulah's Penthouse video as well as some of the pictures from her photoshoot, although your private parts weren't shown.

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Return of the Obra Dinn lasted 13 hours for me, taking it slowly, and that was not long enough. There are very few things I can say about this game that aren’t positive. If I were to give a few reasons why not to play it, they would be that you can only play it for the first time once, and that you will look for games similar to it and not find any.

You play as a member of the East India Company who is examining a ship, the Obra Dinn, for insurance purposes. Every member of the 60 person crew seems to be either dead or missing, however, which means an investigation is at hand. You are given a crew manifesto and sketches of the entire crew, and your task is to put names to faces on the sketch, and figure out exactly what happened to them to make them disappear or die on the boat. This is aided by a magic pocket watch that, upon interacting with a corpse, gives you some audio of seconds before a person’s death, and allows you to wander around the area in the exact moment of frozen time that that person died. Thing is, almost nobody has the forethought to say “oh no Captain Charley, why are you stabbing me, Seaman Michael McGillicutty, to death?” in their final moments.

My only complaint is that the music gets a little obnoxious. That is literally it. The gameplay is simple but incredibly detailed, relies on your own human intuition, deductive and inductive reasoning and determination. You will never have to look up a guide for this game, and to do so is almost to completely destroy the gameplay of the game. Trust me, take your time, do not be in a rush to finish this game, you will miss it when it is over so play it as slowly as you would like. There are always details and evidence you may have overlooked.

From there, the game has a pretty limited and simple set of tools for you to use, but all of them are extremely important. I found that I was using the bookmarking feature as my primary means of investigating towards the end.

This game is by the guy who made Papers, Please, and I would say that this one is his best game so far, hands down. It is as close to classical literature as a game can get, in my eyes, but in that inherently satisfying, *good* way instead of the “assigned by a teacher in highschool” way. Instant classic.

10/10, would play fan made sequels, would play spinoffs, would play ripoffs. If there were a sequel on an aircraft carrier with a crew of 1000 I would play it. It is so good.

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David Otunga

David Daniel Otunga Sr. (born April 7, 1980) is an American actor, lawyer, and professional wrestler currently signed with WWE as a panelist and color commentator. He was the runner-up on the first season of NXT. He is also an original member of The Nexus and The New Nexus, being the only member present through the entire duration of the stable in every incarnation. As part of the faction, he became a two-time WWE Tag Team Champion, having one reign each with fellow Nexus members John Cena and Michael McGillicutty.

Early life

Otunga was born in Elgin, Illinois, to father Moses, a Kenyan, and a European American mother, Billie, both of whom are educators. He is the youngest of three children. Otunga graduated from Larkin High School. Otunga earned a bachelor's degree in psychology from the University of Illinois. Following his graduation, he moved to New York City, where he became a laboratory manager in Columbia University's Cognitive Neuroscience Center. He later graduated from Harvard Law School in 2006, passing Illinois' bar exam. Following his graduation, he joined Sidley Austin, one of America's largest law firms. According to Otunga's LinkedIn profile, he worked with Sidley Austin from May 2005 to October 2007.

Acting career

In 2007, after his niece submitted his audition tape, Otunga was chosen to be a contestant on I Love New York 2 and given the nickname "Punk". He became one of the final three contestants in the competition, before being eliminated on the series' penultimate episode. Otunga has since starred in the 2013 thriller film The Call. Otunga made a guest appearance as himself in the 13,110th episode (Season 52, Episode 84) of General Hospital.

Professional wrestling career

World Wrestling Entertainment/WWEFCW (2008–2010)

In November 2008, Otunga signed a developmental contract with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and was assigned to its development territory, Florida Championship Wrestling. He made his debut on May 29, 2009, under the ring name Dawson Alexander, in a six-man tag team match. Otunga teamed with Barry Allen and Jon Cutler to defeat Abraham Saddam Washington, Derrick Bateman and Camacho.

NXT (2010)

On February 16, 2010, after numerous dark matches on both Raw and SmackDown, it was announced that Otunga would wrestle on the first season of NXT under his real name, with R-Truth as his storyline mentor. He made his debut on the inaugural episode of NXT on February 23, quickly defeating Darren Young. Young defeated Otunga in a rematch on the following week's broadcast, thanks to interference from Young's mentor, CM Punk. After the match, R-Truth tried to offer his support, only to be shoved away by a frustrated Otunga, resulting in Otunga turning heel. R-Truth took exception, confronting and brawling with Otunga backstage. On the March 30 episode of NXT, Otunga won an 8-man over the top rope battle royal against the other NXT Rookies to earn the right to guest host Raw the following week. On the April 5 episode of Raw, Otunga put himself in a tag team match with John Cena for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship against ShoMiz (Big Show and The Miz). Later in the match, however, he refused to tag in and walked out, allowing ShoMiz to retain. On May 11, in the second Pros Poll, he was moved to second place. During the season finale on June 1, Otunga came in second place overall in the competition, losing out to Wade Barrett.

The Nexus (2010-2011)

The following week on Raw, Otunga and the other NXT rookies from season one interfered in the main event match between John Cena and CM Punk, attacking the competitors, the announce team, and ring announcer Justin Roberts, before dismantling the ring area and surrounding equipment. On the June 14 episode of Raw, the rookies attacked General Manager Bret Hart, when he refused to give them contracts. The following week on Raw, Vince McMahon fired Hart and announced the hiring of a new General Manager, who had signed all seven season one NXT rookies to contracts. The following week, the group was named The Nexus. On the July 12 episode of Raw, The Nexus, excluding Daniel Bryan (who was fired by Vince McMahon after the Nexus' first night on Raw in part due to choking ring announcer Justin Roberts with his own tie), competed in their first match together, defeating John Cena in a six-on-one handicap match. The Nexus continued to feud with Cena and the Raw roster, resulting in a seven-on-seven elimination tag team match at SummerSlam. Otunga was the fourth member of The Nexus eliminated, when he submitted to Chris Jericho, and The Nexus went on to lose the match.

Cena was later forced to join The Nexus, as a result of losing to Barrett at Hell in a Cell. At the following pay-per-view, Bragging Rights on October 24, Otunga and Cena teamed together to win the WWE Tag Team Championship from Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre. The next night on Raw Otunga and Cena lost the Tag Team Championship to fellow Nexus members Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater when Barrett ordered Otunga to allow Slater to pin him. On November 5, Otunga, who had been questioning Barrett's leadership in the past weeks, led Nexus, minus Barrett and Cena, to an invasion of SmackDown. Barrett did not approve of Otunga's decision to lead The Nexus to SmackDown and as a result forced him to defend his spot in the group a week later. On the November 12 episode of SmackDown, Otunga defeated Edge in a lumberjack match, after Kane interfered, to keep his spot in Nexus. About a month later, Otunga started to rebel against Barrett with the rest of Nexus behind him. After the group disobeyed direct orders and walked away from Barrett, Otunga told Barrett to rehire Cena the following week or be banished from Nexus.

In January 2011, Barrett was exiled from Nexus and CM Punk took over his spot as the leader of the group. While Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater chose not to follow Punk's orders and left Nexus, Otunga agreed to take his initiation test, a beating from the Big Show, and remain with the group. In late February, it was announced that Punk would face Randy Orton at WrestleMania XXVII, with each member of The Nexus facing Orton to win the right to accompany Punk to the ring in the weeks leading up to WrestleMania. Otunga faced Orton on the March 7 episode of Raw, but lost. Following the match, he was punted in the skull by Orton. Otunga was absent from television for over a month, returning on the April 11 episode of Raw with the other New Nexus members, and preventing Orton from earning a WWE Championship match.

On the May 23 episode of Raw, Otunga teamed with fellow Nexus member Michael McGillicutty to win the WWE Tag Team Championship from Kane and The Big Show with the help interference from fellow New Nexus members Mason Ryan and Punk. They made their only successful title defense against The Usos on the July 29 episode of SmackDown. After CM Punk left the New Nexus when his WWE contract expired on July 17, Otunga and McGillicutty competed against Santino Marella and Zack Ryder on the August 1 episode of Raw without any Nexus gear or armbands, and with all Nexus logos removed from their TitanTron, effectively signaling the end of the New Nexus. On the August 22 episode of Raw, Otunga and McGillicutty lost the Tag Team Championship to Air Boom (Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne).

Legal advisor (2011–2015)

After a minor feud with Jerry Lawler, Otunga and McGillicutty's team quietly disbanded. Otunga then started a new storyline, focusing on his law background, as John Laurinaitis advised him to help disgruntled wrestlers plan a lawsuit against Triple H, WWE's chief operating officer. He also started carrying a Starbucks thermos. On the September 30 episode of SmackDown, Otunga and Laurinaitis sat down with Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, Alberto Del Rio, Christian, and Vickie Guerrero to discuss the matter. The following week on Raw, Otunga walked out on Triple H with other wrestlers, Divas, and referees after a "vote of no confidence" for Triple H as General Manager of Raw. He returned to in-ring action on the November 29 SmackDown Holiday Special where he was defeated by Randy Orton in a Miracle on 34th Street Fight match. On the December 23 episode of SmackDown he cancelled a #1 Contender's match between The Big Show and Mark Henry due to the latter's leg injury; he was knocked out by Show as a result. Otunga faced The Big Show on the December 26 episode of Raw and the December 30 episode of SmackDown, but lost both matches. He obtained his first win since returning to singles competition on the January 13, 2012, episode of SmackDown, defeating Santino Marella. He captured back-to-back wins against Ezekiel Jackson on the February 20 episode of Raw and the February 21 episode of Super SmackDown. On the March 12 episode of Raw, it was announced that Otunga would be the captain of Laurinaitis' team for the battle for control 12-man Tag Team match at WrestleMania. Team Johnny was victorious at WrestleMania XXVIII. On the April 16 episode of Raw, Otunga unsuccessfully challenged Santino Marella for the United States Championship. Otunga took leave from WWE television from April 23 to May 14 to be with his fiancé, Jennifer Hudson, during the murder trial of William Balfour in Chicago.

At No Way Out, Otunga lost to Brodus Clay via count out. The next night on Raw, Otunga teamed with Big Show and John Laurinaitis in a 3 on 1 handicap match. Before the match started, Big Show walked out on Otunga and Laurinaitis. Otunga walked out as well during the match, because Laurinaitis had refused to tag himself in, allowing John Cena to make Laurinaitis submit. The next week on SmackDown, Otunga delivered a low blow to Brodus Clay as Clay was fighting Big Show. He returned to Raw on August 20 to confront General Manager AJ Lee. He was put into a match against Big Show, which he lost. On September 3, Otunga was seen with Alberto Del Rio, who told Matt Striker that his client (Del Rio) won't talk to him. On the September 7 episode of SmackDown, he represented Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez to win the case to ban Sheamus' finishing move, the Brogue Kick, just as Otunga was facing Sheamus at the night's main event, although the Brogue Kick was later reinstated. He managed Alberto Del Rio at Night of Champions in his match with Sheamus for the World Heavyweight Championship which Del Rio lost, At Survivor Series, Otunga was made a part of Team Ziggler, filling in for the injured Cody Rhodes. He was eliminated by Daniel Bryan. Otunga competed in the 2013 Royal Rumble match entering at #9 but was eliminated by Sheamus. His last singles match was a loss to Ryback. Since then, he has been doing promotional work for WWE backstage. Otunga returned on October 28 when he conducted an interview for WWE.com after Big Show sued WWE and Triple H for defamation, discrimination and wrongful termination of contract.

Otunga returned on April 6, 2014 in the André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXX and was eliminated by Big E. Otunga did not make any WWE appearances again until he returned to live events on January 9, 2015. His last match was on July 5, 2015 on a WWE Live SummerSlam Heatwave Tour where he lost to R-Truth.

Non-wrestling roles (2015–present)

Otunga returned to television on February 2, 2015, doing the Raw Pre-Show. Following this, he offered his legal services to his former tag team partner Curtis Axel regarding his Royal Rumble 2015 controversy. Now rarely an in-ring performer, Otunga replaced Alex Riley as one of the hosts of the weekly Raw pre-show on the WWE Network.

In June 2016, Otunga left his position on the Raw pre-show panel, where he joined the commentary team alongside Tom Phillips for both Superstars and Main Event. On the June 23 episode of SmackDown, Otunga temporarily replaced Jerry Lawler on the commentary team, after Lawler was suspended by WWE. Following the 2016 WWE draft, Otunga was announced to join the SmackDown commentary team on a full-time basis, alongside Mauro Ranallo and John "Bradshaw" Layfield, where he served as the babyface color commentator in contrast to JBL's heel color commentary.

On April 11, 2017, it was reported that Otunga was traded to the Raw brand for Byron Saxton as part of the 2017 WWE Superstar Shake-up. However, due to his acting career, he was replaced by Booker T on Raw for six weeks. Upon Otunga's return, Booker remained Raw color commentator while Otunga became a pre-show panelist. He has occasionally appeared on commentary since.

Personal life

Seven months after meeting singer and actress Jennifer Hudson, Otunga proposed marriage on Hudson's 27th birthday in 2008. On August 10, 2009, Hudson gave birth to the couple's first child, their son David Daniel Otunga Jr. By November 2017, Otunga and Hudson had split after being in the process of separation for several months.

Filmography

Championships and accomplishments

Pro Wrestling Illustrated

WWE

Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Feud of the Year (2010) The Nexus vs. WWE

Most Hated Wrestler of the Year (2010) As part of The Nexus

Rookie of the Year (2010)

Ranked No. 84 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2012

WWE Tag Team Championship (2 times) – with John Cena (1) and Michael McGillicutty (1)

Slammy Award (2 times)

Shocker of the Year (2010) The debut of The Nexus

Pee-wee Herman Bowtie Award (2011)

Worst Television Announcer (2016)

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On this day in CM Punk History :

August 12th 2013

Monday Night Raw : CM Punk vs. Paul Heyman live from Sleep Train Arena, Sacramento, California

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