#michaelalex

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If I had a nickel for every time ...

... a M|M ship with major parental issues were high school sweethearts undercover (both having one of their fathers assaulting them after he found them together), went years going in and out of each other's lives (including one entering the military, religious fanaticism, and jail time in respective orders), then got engaged in the third-to-last episode of a season, and married in the finale, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Fuck The CW for not giving Malex a honeymoon season and making me actually grateful to John Wells for some thing other than actually showing the ins and outs of Gallavich’s relationship *side-glances heavily at Carina and Chris*.

[idealuk]

It was finally their first official date! Poetic cinema!😭

2x02 / 3x09

[nikitarocks]

Would you smile and close your eyes? || michael&alex

by SilverehRose

[idealuk]

🤣😭😂

To me calling the Alex Guerin of it all years ago! 🍾🥂

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👀

Tyler and Vlamis both liked Carina’s post! 🥰

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🤬

The finale won’t upload and my post about a spoiler that I called years ago isn’t showing up in the tags! I know that I’ve been luckier than most with ships, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve to see my airman marry his alien and revel in it, gaud damn it!😇

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Alex: Role play for me.

Michael: *Does so they can get his ex out of a human hospital so their friends can properly treat her alien ailment*

Michael (their next scene): I’m going to go off by myself.

Alex: No. We’re finally getting together this episode.

Alex (their next scene): I’m going with you, we’re doing this my way, because I’m the one who joined a secret government agency that might want to study you  to make your world safe and used my now-ex (Who is that again?) to recruit me because they know that I love you for us. We’re finally getting together this episode.

Alex (their next scene): *Successfully flirts with Michael using the least-sexiest words by way of posturing how to save Michael’s ex and Michael’s brother from Michael’s dictator father* We’re finally getting together this episode.

Alex (their next scene): *Is profoundly emotionally vulnerable for Michael* We’re finally getting together this episode.

Alex (their next scene): *Wants to stop Michael from killing Michael’s father because he’s inside of Michael’s brother’s body* Maybe I need to add some physical sexual tension. We’re finally getting together this episode.

Michael: *Immediately compliant and defenseless*

Alex (their next scene): *Saving them both, Michael’s brother, and, therefore, also Michael’s ex from a dictator* You got to beat my ass-hole father with his own crutch (been there with my own crutch). My turn with your truck. Sorry that he’s inside of your brother. We’re finally getting together this episode.

Alex (their next scene): *Like the bossiest emotional boss, exuding future-husband energy, he’s been for the entire episode* Stop hugging your ex, it’s my turn, because she is my best friend. We’re finally getting together this episode.

Alex (their next/final scene): Your mother was a genius and a fighter and you’re just like her. We’re finally getting together this episode.

Michael: I understand that you can’t tell me any thing about the secret government alien-studying agency because I’m an alien.

Alex: You’re not getting it. We’re finally getting together this episode. Total transparency it is then. I will tell you every thing.

Michael: Oh. That’s new.

Alex: ... Wait--What is happening?

Michael: *Goes to kiss Alex* Yeah, okay, we’re finally getting together this episode. It was MY plan all along!

Alex: *Immediately compliant and defenseless* ... Oh. Finally.

They’re both dumb-ass Jedi soulmates, your honour, the fandom rests our case.

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Alex: Fuck you.

Michael: Is that an insult or a to-do list?

Alex: What?

Michael: What?

[idealuk]

Some times, just some times, “Is that enough?” and “I’m home” feels like double-fisted punches to the face that you’ve been asking for.

And, some times, they’re said at almost the exact same time on different networks. Curly-haired bisexual men who can walk through fire are really uniting to hurt us with their words in such good ways while getting to the point with the dark-haired men they love.

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Well, at least, thanks to some one (me ... it was me), we know that we get an other good ending for them next season, so there’s that.🤷🏻

What? Were the rest of you too distracted by all of the flirting?

... No, seriously, I don’t blame you. Their flirting is delicious! More please!

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This is my favourite song!

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Alex: Did you know literally all of our friends ship us?

Michael: Where are they shipping us? Sounds kind of expensive

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Some thing, some thing, some thing ...

Some thing about how Eddie and Ana having no chemistry on a date whereon they do math together, some thing about how Ana wanting it clear that she is not Christopher’s mother, some thing about how Buck being happy to be thought of as Christopher’s other father, some thing about how Ana being thought of as Christopher’s mother gave Eddie a panic attack, some thing about how confident Eddie is in leaving Christopher to Buck in his will, some thing about how Eddie is canonically repressed, some thing about how Buck and Eddie still (actually now more than ever) bicker like a married couple despite both having girlfriends, some thing about how Michael and Alex having to wait 13 years to go on their first date, some thing about how the fact that they do go on that first date despite the fact that their fears of what it would actually mean for them to be together reared their head in an attempt to ruin it, and them entirely, in the process, some thing about how they do have chemistry on that date whereon they do science together, and some thing about how it’s just a given that they’re each other’s ‘long haul/endgame’. Just ... some thing. ... I don’t know, queers, I think that we are winning ...

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Raise your hand if you found the shoulder clasp/hand grab to be even sexier than the kiss.

🙌🏻

... Michael no longer crashes in to Alex. Either, Alex catches Michael, or Michael just walks up to Alex to give him a wordless answer in the form of a kiss.🥺 Michael could no longer resist the bossy (affectionate) future husband energy that Alex was giving off that entire episode. #AlexIsMichael’sMission

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They internalize their characters so much, ...

... then act like we’re the weird ones for jokingly making assumptions, and then proceed to continue to “flirt” with each other.🤣

Get you a ship whereon the captains are the ship’s actors, they’re pissed when their characters aren’t together, and they both sell merch. for charity.

[idealuk]

Here’s what I know:

There’s a hatch to some sort of holding cell under that sinking sand and Bonnie and Clyde betray Tezca by helping to rescue Alex because Michael rescued them.

Bonus knowledge (this is where I start joking - ignore this part): That assumed double wedding we’re all expecting in the finale might actually be a penta-couple wedding if Bonnie and Clyde do flip, with the sparks already flying so hot between Jenna and Dallas, combined with Isobel’s jealousy being so loud (you have a girlfriend, chill, woman, Kyle’s allowed to also try to get one, if you’re so intent on living in denial).

I’m sleeping peacefully tonight.