#michaelsoft bimbows

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[jan-ala]

2007 : michaelsoft bimbows is the funniest thing on the planet

all is right with the world

[loversys-x3]

I'm unfortunately getting back into bad fanfics on wattpad. Here are some nitpicks and commentary in the form of a really long live blog.

We've got: one of my f/os as a literal housewife. Himbo bear dad. Geg is there and not a little shit for once :(

You know those Security Breach speedruns where they keep Freddy in cutscene mode during regular gameplay just so his battery doesn't run out? Yeah that's basically this fic considering Freddy has been carrying Greg everywhere in that stomach hatch.

Ableist authors that are having the biggest guessing game field day on how blind people experience the world, boiling us down to clumsy(tm).

Michaelsoft bimbows works for his rotting corpse papa and stalks kids because he has nothing better to do. Also he runs an orphanage?? What?

Piggy back rides from our favorite tall lanky Daycare Attendant <3

Authors instilling stereotypical femme girly girl reader by being pandering with quirky, yet childish girl antics. :(

Haha, fire make eyeballs go pop :)

There is one thing I'm kinda liking and it's the fact Freddy and Sun are being epic father figures for Gregory.

Back to not liking. How do Ennard and Ballora exist in the same place at once?? Is it following book lore or smth?? I thought she was supposed to be an empty shell for Ennard to exist???

Elizabeth is not Baby in this one, also she's not devil's incarnate :(

This took a really weird turn. It went from escape Plex to whoopsie fucking daisy a mishmash of Afton family members that likely shouldn't exist in the same timeline at once decided to fucking kidnap reader for funsies.

Ooogh.... Charlie my beloved <3 She give me appy juice :]

Michael "Eggs Benedict/Michaelsoft Bimbows" Afton

Sun has tear ducts the headcanon of the century that I physically do not want to imagine. It's sounds like those porcelain clown thingies with the little holes under their eyes that stream water and that makes me uncomfortable :/

Moon wit da headcannoned claws scratching the piss out of a wall like a meow meow. Idk how to feel about that. I'd like to imagine his claws are more like that clawed gardening glove post. You know the one.

Nobody survives (tm)

[alienscumbag]

can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *proposes to you* michaelsoft bimbows????