#microbe is for jerma
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ALSO!! top 5 favorite/funniest/coolest channel names in your discord server (if you are comfortable with sharing <3)
ok we have 2 servers we r active in so here's some names from the first one, in no order:
Cock
Squictures
Microbe
Kill-Squad
and this one isn't a CHANNEL but a thread but shoutout to SPLISCO Bwee ASYL5TOP WHITE BOY STOPNya :3 HEY IT'S FRED. Whenever something funny gets said in it I just add to the name GJFJSJFJXJDDJ
second server doesn't have much but:
pokcet-monster
testfuckfuck
honorary mention to Intros-if-so-desired which has like 5 messages in it one of them being this
Billy u will always be famous
#ask#thank you!!#Splisco is our de thread. btw#the name started normal. i think it was just Splisco Elysium at first [splisco short for splatoon disco#because the first server started as a splatoon hub for a few friends but it just became a general friend server]#Cock is for funny videos it's short for Cocomelon. which is an inside joke#squictures is short for squid pictures. Any pictures go there tho it's just to stick w the splatoon theming#microbe is for jerma#kill-squad is our text only channel for vc
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I need a canonical interaction between max and someone of the nerds like
richie: ...you really look like jerma tbh
max: did you just call me a fucking microbe???


funniest possible outcome tbh
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Yeah it is a germ, I think it's actually a microbe but it's a germ to me specifically for the similarity to jerma -馃
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[ID: an image with three rows of images. At the top it reads "What vibe do I give off? Made by the infamous instagram user lilikoii_ pls tag if u repost thanks :D" with an image of Jerma captioned "Jerma Approved". At the bottom it reads "Also yeah this is a remake of that other one i made a while ago (sorry this is arial i love how offputting and horrible it is". Each image has a letter, number, or symbol.
First row: A - the "tbh" or "autism creature," a white figure on four legs with wide eyes and a blank stare looking at the viewer. B - a black-and-white image of a sobbing anime girl (Aya Asagiri of Magical Girl Site). C - a drawn figure gripping a black-haired figure's shoulders tightly and gritting their teeth. D - a poorly done police sketch of a man in a black hood, seen in the Mandela Catalogue ("The Intruder"). E - a plainly drawn stick figure with no face.
Second row: 1 - can of Guayak铆 organic brand Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint 2 - can of Swirly Pop flavored bang 3 - pink can of Ultra Rose flavored Monster 4 - can of Peach Rings flavored G-Fuel with art of Sonic the Hedgehog 5 - can of watermelon White Claw hard seltzer 6 - can of Arizona Green Tea with art of cherry blossoms 7 - bottle of Clorox wipes 8 - styrofoam cup with a shimmery purple liquid
Third row: ! - plush of Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion @ - plush of Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's $ - rainbow striped plush of an Among Us crewmate # - plush of Garfield wearing a "best of luck, sucker!" shirt % - plush of the flu virus microbe, a white oval-shaped plush with a single black dot near the top ? - plush clown doll & - teddy bear in a sweater vest and plaid bow tie
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You're referring to Burma. Jerma is a term used by psychologists to describe a pathological fear of germs, bacteria, microbes, contamination and infection
Ok i'll bite, who's jerma
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