#mintitheicecream asks

[lookatourstrangecat]

The amount of shit y’all bouta go through is insane—

New guy seems chill yk? Just gotta give him apples and he’ll be fine I guess.

Anyway whats the deal with having Alternates in your house? Is it some new thing thats going on in Mandela? All I know is that where I am we gotta like… not be near them at all or we’re dead.

Anyway, enough of my ranting. Hope you enjoy your time with your new pet Adam!

o(^▽^)o

Believe me it’s already been a hassle the last 12 hours. The new alternate “Adam” as you called it already tried to fist fight Sar. Having one who adores apples and another who only uses the juice to make recipes before going back to hissing at any apple product is a pain.

Not a new thing but also very rare and unlikely to see. Only other in the same situation is Dave I believe. Sar lived with Mark and I far before Sarah and Jonah moved in about half a year ago. Why he’s here? No clue. Any misbehavior I threaten to smack him on the head.

But besides Sar and the new one we have one other alternate that pops in and out sometimes. He usually drops off food if nobody can go on a shop run. He actually funny enough has been around since Mark and I were children, he just never made himself fully known until after the incident.

Otherwise we still follow anything given to us on how to survive and proceed with everyday life. Bonus though is we can watch stuff as the chance for a alternate to appear is much lower due to our living situation.

—Cesar T.

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[lookatourstrangecat]

Omg Adam pookie welcome to Tumblr <3

You’re going to enjoy your time here sososososo much

How does it feel to be adopted by a bunch of stray teenagers and their guardians(?) (+ some other random alternate that is chillin there too ig)

also apples are such a fire food choice ily for that (you seem like an honeycrisp or gala apple fan tbh)

also i feel weird being the only one asking y’all stuff i swear I’m trying to get more people here (；ω；)

I don’t know how to feel? I mean I’m a alternate it’s in my blood to not show any human emotion or whatever they call it. The adult humans and the female human seem…guarded. The young male one is probably the most trusting of me.

The alternate you pointed out is one that my father and grandfather complain of a lot.

Apple? Apples are apple. Apple good. Apple life.

—Adam

I have no idea if I translated the gibberish that is this guys spelling correctly. I had to add so many words it’s spelling was that bad.

—Jonah

Don’t feel bad for sending the asks! I’m sure other people will send some when they want to I’m honestly surprised this blog is getting asks tbh. Anyways back to fighting demons of not writing ch3 rn as ch2 was a big challenge to do

[lookatourstrangecat]

‘Tis Jonah time!!!!!

So. Being high, crashing, calling an alternate a kitty, adopting said alternate, eating McDonald’s. A very eventful night, I suppose.

Why would you dye your hair silver of all colors??? It makes you look old, and you’re like, what, 19? Purple would look much better on you. [/ooc it’s because I saw this one fanart with Jonah having purple hair and it was fire].

Also, how did you even get into this predicament? You just show up on the doorstep or something while being high?

Is being high your hobby?

I’m not gonna get too personal just yet, don’t worry!

that’s for later.

Very eventful and I barely remember any of it now that I’m more aware of my surroundings. Sarah caught me up when I woke up in the afternoon. But I gotta agree with my high self that the new alternate is indeed kitty.

I usually go between silver very light lavender blue and pink or have the blonde part of my hair well taken care of that it looms platinum.

Originally lived with my parents before a fight happened that had to do with college. Moved in with Sarah and helped out with some investigations until I fucked up a thing on accident and then we were evicted(landlord was a asshole and let’s say many court meetings happened) so we moved into Mark and Cesar’s place. That’s what led us to now.

Yes but no. I only now get high after stressful investigations or before I go to bed the help relax. Before I did it for fun and out of boredom. A hobby I would say I have is debating, for fun we do mock trials sometimes and it ends in stupid shit. But I do enjoy video games a lot, spend most of my time playing em. Then there’s gardening, started as a outlet for whenever I was feeling withdrawals but now is a hobby I do whenever I can.

Welp I’m going to ignore that bit for now. As long as we don’t see someone new show up uninvited it will all be fineeee.

Now back to looking up Adam’s name as I swear I’ve seen it somewhere before.

—Jonah

[lookatourstrangecat]

I WILL BE ASKING ALL OF YOU TODAY. BECAUSE I CAN AND I LIKE TALKING TO YOU. YAY.

it’s ur turn Cesar ( ・∇・)

Now…

Do you have any hobbies? Besides being an adult and stuff (same question as Mark but oh well…)

I don’t know much about you yet so ima like… idk.

Opinion on Key lime pie?

also like…

This is my friend’s opinion of you! Don’t ask how I got a photo. (^ ^)

Cooking, cleaning, reading, knife practice are just a few. Someone has to make sure everything is in order.

Key lime pie is alright though I prefer strawberry flavored things, which is the same for Sar actually.

I—how? Huh???? How????

—Cesar T.

[lookatourstrangecat]

yo sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how do YOU feel about the new alternate that is just hanging out now

also, you are the only female chillin out too (it must be hell living with so many boys I would NOT survive)

anyway goodbye o(^▽^)o

Stressed.

It’s annoying but I make do. I have a few female friends I am in contact with semi regularly so that helps.

—Sarah H.

[lookatourstrangecat]

ITS YOUR TURN TO BE ASKED MARK >:D

how’s life? hell i assume? Living with 3 people (and two alternates)? Plus, on top of that you have to pay some bills!!!!!!!!! Yay adult stuff!!!!!!!!

Honestly I don’t know much about you (which sucks a lot because you seem pretty chill tbh) so like, hobbies besides being an adult and having to worry about literally everything? I can barely survive my 4 younger siblings.

Anyway thats all I’m gonna ask you because I don’t know nothing about you (ｰ ｰ;)

Tiring but good. Work is getting my ass but it’s fine. Cesar takes care of bills(last time I tried to help he almost stabbed my hand with a pencil)

So far I like the new guy. It truely annoys Sar which is greatly amusing, fucker thought he could torture us? Nope revenge is here.

I enjoy films and filmography, which now I think on it is probably why my movie options usually win as I know many and know what everyone would like to watch. In my spare time though I’ll just write, it’s hard when working retail but oh well.

Every other weekend I take Jonah and Sarah to a shooting range for them to learn how to wield a fire arm. Cesar teaches them how to use a knife properly for self defense on the other weekends, basically us bonding with our wards. Does sleep count as a hobby?

—Mark H.

[lookatourstrangecat]

Yo Sarah you good? Anything seem suspicious about the person on the other side of the phone? Don’t ask how I know of your fun little convo with that person o(^▽^)o

Just stressed. Jonah is prone to getting hurt but never in a car accident.

Not that I can think of but even then they aren’t my priority. Jonah is injured and we may have to go into our savings for medical bills.

—Sarah H.