#mira Falkner

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🛡 Hurt protecting someone they love

"Absolutely ridiculous!"

Val sat sprawled across an armchair in the living room while Coach Falkner paced the floor muttering.

"There's no way she won't win. It's rigged!"

On the couch next to the chair, Cara lay with her head in Eli's lap. Neither of them looked particularly worried, but Val knew they all felt it.

Tomorrow their dance crew were going to compete in the regional talent show, and they had a good chance of winning. At least, they had had a good chance of winning until it was announced that one of the other contestants was Norina, a young singer whose career was just taking off.

"She doesn't need this. She's already famous! And the prize money will mean nothing to her! Not like it would for us."

Val poked Cara with her foot. They were all exhausted after today's rehearsal, and Val wanted to go to bed. Coach could go on for hours if no one stopped him, but Val did not want to be the one to do it. Cara gave her a look, and the two had a short but fierce conversation solely through their eyebrows.

Defeated, Val sighed. "So, what are we going to do about it? We can't exactly stop her from competing, so what, do we drop out? Or do we go for second place?"

It would suck to only get second, but they had worked for this for so long, dropping out would be even worse.

Coach Falkner stopped talking and narrowed his eyes at her, and Val braced for getting chewed out.

"That," he said, "is exactly what we'll do."

Wait... what?

"We're... going for second?"

"We're going to stop her from competing," Coach Falkner said. "Since you volunteered, Val, you will find her tomorrow before the show and convince her."

"Wait, no-" Val protested, straightening up. There was no way that was going to work, she was a dancer, not a talker!

"Now that's settled, off to bed with you." Coach made a shooing motion towards them. "Cara, stay for a minute, I need a word."

*

Sneaking into Norina's dressing room was easier than Val had thought it would be. She had imagined sneaking past guards, or picking locks, but when she got there, she could just walk straight in.

The fact that Norina got a dressing room all to herself was ridiculous. The rest of them had to make do with sharing the general backstage area, working around each other while warming up, but apparently that wasn't good enough for the little celebrity. No, she had to have her own mirrors, and her own clothing rack, and her own snack table. Val snatched a bag of chips and sat down in the makeup chair to wait for Norina to come to the room.

She finished the chips before anyone came, and then walked a round of the room, stroking her fingers over the ridiculous costume Norina had brought. Norina was known for her opulent outfits, shiny long dresses that covered the stage and hair that was probably in fashion hundreds of years ago. The dress she had brought today was blue and green and had a kind of crunchy sheen to it.

Maybe Val had come too early. She had been early on purpose, since she hadn't wanted people to be here already, but this waiting was incredibly frustrating. She just needed a minute alone with Norina so she could tell her to drop out, and then she could go back to her crew.

She dragged the makeup chair over to the snack table and resigned herself to wait until someone came. Coach Falkner was going to be pissed if she didn't succeed in her mission, and while she had her doubts about how possible it was, she had to at least try.

The door opened half-way through her third tiny bag of chips.

Val had seen pictures and a few film clips of Norina on stage, done up in her costumes and makeup, but right now, she was wearing her hair in rollers and had barely any makeup on. She had a cup from Val's favorite milkshake place, which she dropped in the trash can the moment the door closed behind her.

"Hey!"

Norina startled as her eyes flew to Val.

"Who are you?"

"Did you just throw out a full milkshake? Those are expensive!"

"Did you touch anything?" Norina ran to the costume rack and ran her hands down the dress, probably looking for some kind of sabotage she wouldn't find, because Val was using more honest tactics than that. "No one should be in this room!"

Val rolled her eyes. "Calm down, princess, I didn't mess with your stuff. Seriously, though, why would you buy a milkshake just to throw it out? Was it for a picture? Did they sponsor you?" Val got up and picked the milkshake out of the trash to see if it could be salvaged. Cara would laugh at her for eating out of the trash, but come on. It was from Rainbow House!

"It was a gift," Norina said, grimacing as she watched Val. "It's very sweet of them, but I can't have dairy before a performance."

Val gave the milkshake a lick and frowned. It was almost bitter. "What flavor is this?"

"Chocolate, I assumed."

"That's boring. You should try their butter-rum milkshake, it's way better than this."

"I ... okay? Who are you, again?"

"I'm Val." Val stood and did a turn, letting Norina see the back of her sweatshirt. "I'm on The Kestrel Crew. We were gonna win this show, until you showed up."

"Okay ..." Norina said, looking unsure. "What are you doing here? No one were supposed to be in here."

"They should lock the doors if they didn't want people to come in," Val shrugged, and put her hands in her pockets, pretending not to be as awkward as she felt. "Anyway, I'm here to tell you to drop out of the show. It's not fair that you show up with your fame and your money and steal the show."

"That's not fair," Norina said. "I have just as much right to be here as anyone else."

"Do you, though? You don't even live here. You have a record deal and modeling jobs. I saw you in a hair dye ad on TV. People know who you are, and when you win, it won't be because you're good, it'll be because you're famous."

Val had expected Norina to be angry, or at least arrogant enough to not care, but instead, she looked almost hurt.

"I think you should leave," she said. "I need to do my makeup. Good luck on your performance."

"Yeah, whatever. We both know who will win," Val muttered and left.

*

The talent show had started, and Val was backstage, stretching as she waited for it to be their turn. On the other side of the room, Norina looked like a peacock in her shiny green and blue costume.

Coach Falkner had been surprisingly unbothered when Val told him she failed to get Norina to drop out, and Val wasn't sure if that was because he realized she had no chance to begin with, or because he was saving his fury for later. Probably the latter.

Cara dropped down next to Val and started working on her side splits, as if they weren't already perfect.

"Show-off," Val whispered.

Cara laughed and bent her foot up behind her head. 

"I can't believe she's still here," Cara whispered, glancing over at Norina. "She must be feeling terrible about now."

Val looked over to where Norina looked just fine. Nervous, maybe? Or guilty, as she should. But Val hadn't been that mean. "Why would she?"

"I gave her a milkshake on the way in," Cara explained. "Pretended to be a fan fawning over her. It was full of laxatives, and they should be kicking in at any moment now."

So that was why the milkshake had tasted funny. Val was feeling pretty miffed about not being let in on the plan. "I thought I was supposed to make her drop out."

Cara rolled her eyes. "Yeah, right, because we all thought that was gonna work. You were the distraction. We had to do something that would actually work."

"Well, she didn't drink it, so I guess we both failed."

"What do you mean she didn't drink it?" Cara actually looked kind of shocked.

"She doesn't drink dairy before she's gonna sing. Maybe she's lactose intolerant."

"Shit."

Cara got up to talk to Coach, and okay, yeah, that was the fury Val had expected. He wasn't shouting, not with so many people around, but Val could feel it radiating off him all the way to where she was sitting.

"What did he say?" Val asked when Cara returned, looking much less confident than she had been just a minute before.

Cara shrugged. "Something about a plan B?"

"What's plan B?"

"I don't know. I thought this was plan B."

When it was Norina's turn to perform, Val went to watch from the side of the stage. A hush went over the room as the lights adjusted, making Norina's dress sparkle like the ocean at night, and she began so sing.

"Tanto tempo fa, un uccello fatale di nome Chromaggia." 

She was just standing there at the front of the stage, and yet everyone in the audience was paying attention. Even backstage, a lot of the performers had come to listen. It wasn't the style of music Val would choose to listen to, but even she could admit, Norina's voice was impressive.

"Incrociò in volo la freccia di un arciere lungo le coste di lava."

"Crap." Cara came up beside Val. "She's good."

"Yeah."

"I was hoping she wouldn't sound like that live. There's no way she won't win."

"Yeah."

"Coach will be pissed."

"Yeah." Val turned to see what Coach Falkner thought of Norina's performance, but couldn't find him right away. Looking around, she found him by the rigging system, doing something Val couldn't see. She frowned, and gasped when she realized. Coach Falkner was loosening one of the ropes. Val followed the rope with her eyes. It led to the lighting rig right above Norina's head.

The lights moved, and Val had no time to think. She ran out on stage and pushed Norina to the ground, landing on top of her. A second later, she heard the rig fall to the ground.

There were screams, gasps, people rushing to the stage. Val paid them no mind. She grabbed Norina's thighs through her dress and followed her legs down to her feet.

"Oh, good," she said, feeling weirdly light-headed. "You're okay."

"Val, you--" Norina's voice was shaky, her eyes wide with shock. "Your legs--"

Val frowned in confusion, and turned to see what Norina was staring at. 

"Oh, shit." Both her feet were trapped under the rig, and there was blood. She hadn't felt it right away, too worried about Norina, but now, the pain crashed over her in one big wave. Like seasickness. She turned back and planted her face against Norina's stomach. "I don't feel good," she said, and passed out.

*

When Val was eight, she started taking dance lessons at Coach Falkner's studio, along with a few other kids at the orphanage she lived at. It was clear from the start that she had talent, but her attendance was spotty, since the orphanage workers didn't see it as a high priority to get her there on time. When she was ten, Coach took things into his own hands, and became her foster parent, and later, her adoptive dad.

He was her coach first, and her dad last, but still, he had been the only adult in her life that had really cared about her in some way. So when the cops showed up at the hospital to ask about what had happened, she hadn't known what to say. She lied and said she couldn't remember.

What would happen now? No one had visited Val in the hospital--at least not while she was awake--so she didn't know what was going on with the crew. Was Coach mad at her? How mad would he be? Would he let her come home when she was discharged from the hospital?

She had one broken ankle that had needed surgery, and a hairline fracture in the other. She wouldn't be able to walk for weeks, let alone dance. Even if Coach wasn't pissed about Val ruining his murder attempt, she would still be useless as a dancer. And honestly, even if she had been perfectly fine, would she want to go back, knowing what Coach was capable of? Did this change things? It wasn't like she had believed he was a good man, but ... murder was at another level.

She watched bad daytime TV while her mind ran in circles without getting anywhere. It didn't take long before she started to feel like she was going a little insane. Bad enough that no one was visiting her, but couldn't they at least have dropped off her phone?

A couple days in, she was finally, finally distracted from her thoughts by a knock on the door.

"Yes?" she said when the person waited for a reply. Maybe it was Cara? Probably not Coach, Coach wouldn't knock.

With a huge bouquet of flowers in her hands, Norina came into the room. No fancy costume this time, just her hair in braids and the kind of makeup that didn't look like makeup but probably was makeup.

"Hi," Norina said. She glanced around the empty room. With no flowers or cards or anything, it was clear she was the first to visit. "I wanted to thank you. You saved my life."

"Oh, um. I wasn't really thinking," Val said, feeling awkward. After all, she was on Coach's crew. Even if she hadn't known what he was going to do, she still felt weird being thanked. "I mean--not that I regret it. I just ... I didn't know he was going to do that."

Norina put the flowers on the bedside table and sat in the chair next to the bed. "It still doesn't feel real," she said. "I just ... I don't understand. Why would he do something like that?"

Val sighed. "I knew he was going to be mad when I couldn't make you drop out. But not like this."

"This was all to win the competition?" Norina's voice was small.

"Not even that." Val frowned. "Wait, we didn't win, right? What happened after I passed out?"

"No one won," Norina said. "They cancelled the rest of the show and called the police."

"Yeah. So if he did it to win, it was a shit plan."

"I suppose it was." Norina chewed on her lower lip. "I'm sorry you got hurt."

"Oh, this?" Val shrugged with a grin. "Barely a scratch."

"No, it isn't. You're a dancer. Getting hurt could mean the end of your career." Norina reached into the flower bouquet and took out a card that she handed to Val. "My parents want to thank you for what you did too. If you need anything, if there's anything we can do to help, give us a call."

Val opened the card to find a generic get well message and a phone number. "Anything?"

Norina gave her a suspicious look. "Within reason, but yes. Anything related to your recovery and to getting your career back on track."

That was incredibly generous. Val wasn't sure she trusted it. She pouted. "So no lifetime supply of milkshakes from Rainbow House?"

"Is that really what you want?"

"I told you, their butter-rum is really good."

Norina rolled her eyes and pulled the card from Val's hands, wrote something down, and gave it back. "Text me when you're out of the hospital, and I'll buy you a milkshake."

"Will you have one too?"

"We'll make it a day I'm not performing."

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Red Blue Professor Oak Daisy Oak Brock Misty Lt. Surge Erika Koga Sabrina Mr Fuji Reina Blaine Giovanni Lorelei Bruno Agatha Lance Bill Mr. Fuji Baoba Pokémon Center ladies Koichi Player's mom Old man Professor Oak's aides Ghost Marowak Ethan Silver Professor Elm Mr. Pokémon Falkner Bugsy Whitney Morty Chuck Jasmine Pryce Clair Will Karen Janine Red Gyarados Archer Ariana Petrel Proton Earl Dervish DJ Mary DJ Ben DJ Lily Week Siblings Kurt Cal Randy Carrie Amphy Kiyo Dude DJ Fern Joey Kanto Pokémon Federation Kimono Girls Maizie Johto Name Rater Johto Move Deleter Professor Elm's aide Radio Director Reed Player's mom Li Wilton Brendan May Professor Birch Roxanne Brawly Wattson Flannery Norman Winona Tate and Liza Wallace Sidney Phoebe Glacia Drake Steven Stone Mr. Briney Mr. Stone Wally Lanette Gabby and Ty Professor Cozmo Rydel Wanda Winstrate family Captain Stern Dock Maxie Tabitha Courtney Archie Matt Shelly Treasure Hunter Fossil Maniac Kiri Player's mom Hoenn Name Rater Hoenn Move Deleter Hoenn Move Maniac Peeko Old guys Trick Master Lucas Dawn Barry Cheryl Mira Riley Marley Buck Professor Rowan Roark Gardenia Maylene Crasher Wake Fantina Byron Candice Volkner Aaron Bertha Flint Lucian Cynthia Cyrus Mars Jupiter Saturn Palmer Bebe Mr. Backlot Eldritch Felicity Dr. Footstep Mr. Fuego Helena Johanna Sinnoh Name Rater Sinnoh Move Deleter Sinnoh Move Maniac Pokétch Co. President Danny Rad Rickshaw Roseanne Underground Man Wilma Julia Professor Rowan's assistant Jordan Dexter Keira Butler Hilbert Hilda Cheren Bianca Professor Juniper Cedric Juniper Cilan Chili Cress Lenora Burgh Elesa Clay Skyla Brycen Iris Drayden Shauntal Grimsley Marshal Alder Fennel N Ghetsis Rood Zinzolin Gorm Bronius Giallo Ryoku Shadow Triad Anthea and Concordia Amanita Hawes Player's mom Bianca's father Charles Ingo Emmet The Riches Shigeki Morimoto Kōji Nishino Unova Name Rater Unova Move Deleter Reminder girl Unova Stats Judge Calem Serena Professor Sycamore Shauna Tierno Trevor Alexa Bonnie Viola Grant Korrina Ramos Clemont Valerie Olympia Wulfric Malva Siebold Wikstrom Drasna Diantha Lysandre Aliana Bryony Celosia Mable Xerosic Chalmers AZ Nita Evelyn Dana Morgan Sina Dexio Emma Gurkinn Grace Cassius Inver Mr. Bonding Kali Linnea Blossom Katherine Kalos Name Rater Kalos Move Deleter Madam Reminder Phil the Photo Guy Stew Ward Esse Kalos Stats Judge Elio Selene Lillie Nebby Hau Professor Kukui Rotom Dex Ilima Lana Kiawe Mallow Sophocles Acerola Mina Hala Olivia Nanu Hapu Kahili Molayne Ryuki Gladion Plumeria Guzma Wicke Faba Lusamine Mohn Player's mom Samson Oak Harper and Sarah Eevee users Mr. Hyper Gester Alola Name Rater Alola Move Deleter Alola Move Reminder Victor Gloria Hop Bede Marnie Sonia Professor Magnolia Milo Nessa Kabu Bea Allister Opal Gordie Melony Piers Raihan Leon Rose Oleana Watt Traders Sordward Shieldbert Jack Ball Guy Cara Liss Player's mum Florian Juliana Nemona Arven Penny Koraidon Miraidon Professor Sada Professor Turo Clavell Katy Brassius Iono Kofu Larry Ryme Tulip Grusha Rika Poppy Hassel Geeta Giacomo Mela Atticus Ortega Eri Carmen Jacq Dendra Miriam Raifort Saguaro Salvatore Tyme Youssef Harrington Heath Pokémon League representatives Player's mom

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I also post pkmn card posts for every pkmn character. If your favourite isn't up yet, they either don't have a card or theyre in the queue.

Official Pokemon Trainer Cards Easy List;

Gen 1

Red, Blue, Green, Leaf, Ash Ketchum, Mom, Professor Oak, Imposter Professor Oak, Daisy Oak, Bill, Celio, Mr. Fuji, Copycat, Giovanni, Jessie and James, Butch and Cassidy, Sird, Team Rocket Grunts, Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha, Lance

Gen 2

Ethan, Kris, Lyra, Mom, Professor Elm, Silver, Eusine, Mary, Mr. Pokemon, Kurt, Buena, Archer, Ariana, Proton, Petrel, Falkner, Bugsy, Whitney, Morty, Chuck, Jasmine, Pryce, Clair, Janine, Will, Karen

Gen 3

Brendan, May, Mom, Professor Birch, Wally, Zinnia, Scott, Mr. Briney, Mr. Stone, Gabby and Ty, Lanette, Brigette, Professor Cozmo, Captain Stern, Aarune, Lisia, Archie, Matt, Shelly, Maxie, Tabitha, Courtney, Team Aqua Grunts, Team Magma Grunts, Roxanne, Brawly, Wattson, Flannery, Norman, Winona, Tate, Liza, Wallace, Juan, Sidney, Phoebe, Glacia, Drake, Steven Stone, Noland, Greta, Tucker, Lucy, Spenser, Brandon, Anabel

Gen 4

Lucas, Dawn, Johanna (Mom), Professor Rowan, Barry, Felicity, Looker, Roxy and Oli, Cheryl, Riley, Mira, Buck, Marley, Bebe, Roseanne, Cyrus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Team Galactic Grunts, Charon, Roark, Gardenia, Maylene, Crasher Wake, Fantina, Byron, Candice, Volkner, Aaron, Bertha, Flint, Lucian, Cynthia, Palmer, Thorton, Dahlia, Darach, Argenta

Gen 5

Hilbert, Hilda, Nate, Rosa, Mom (BW), Mom (B2W2), Professor Juniper, Cedric Juniper, Fennel, Cheren, Bianca, Hugh, N, Colress, Ghetsis, Zinzolin, Gorm, Bronius, Giallo, Ryoku, Rood, Anthea, Concordia, Shadow Triad, Team Plasma Grunts, Cilan, Chili, Cress, Lenora, Burgh, Elesa, Clay, Skyla, Brycen, Drayden, Iris, Roxie, Marlon, Shauntal, Marshal, Grimsley, Caitlin, Alder, Benga, Ingo, Emmet

Gen 6

Calem, Serena, Grace (Mom), Professor Augustine Sycamore, Shauna, Tierno, Trevor, Alexa, Cassius, Inver, Sina, Dexio, Gurkinn, Bonnie, Emma, AZ, Lysandre, Chalmers, Aliana, Bryony, Celosia, Marie, Xerosic, Team Flare Grunts, Viola, Grant, Korrina, Ramos, Clemont, Valerie, Olympia, Wulfric, Malva, Siebold, Wikstrom, Drasna, Diantha, Dana, Evelyn, Morgan, Nita, Kali, Katherine

Gen 7

Elio, Selene, Mom, Professor Kukui, Professor Burnet, Lillie, Hau, Samson Oak, Guzma, Plumeria, Gladion, Team Skull Grunts, Lusamine, Wicke, Faba, Aether Paradise Employees, Phyco, Dulse, Soliera, Zossie, Ilima, Lana, Kiawe, Mallow, Sophocles, Acerola, Mina, Hala, Olivia, Nanu, Hapu, Kahili, Molayne, Mohn, Ryuki

Gen 8

Victor, Gloria, Mum, Professor Magnolia, Sonia, Hop, Bede, Marnie, Sordward, Shielbert, Ball Guy, Team Yell Grunts, Rose, Oleana, Milo, Nessa, Kabu, Bea, Allister, Opal, Gordie, Melony, Piers, Raihan, Leon, Cara Liss, Jack, Dan, Mustard, Klara, Avery, Honey, Hyde, Peony, Peonia, Digging Duo, Koko

Hisui

Rei, Akari, Professor Laventon, Kamado, Cyllene, Zisu, Pesselle, Tao Hua, Sanqua, Colza, Beni, Ress, Rye, Cogita, Choy, Anthe, Charm, Clover, Coin, Vessa, Adaman, Mai, Arezu, Iscan, Melli, Sabi, Irida, Lian, Calaba, Palina, Gaeric, Pearl Clan Members, Diamond Clan Members, Ginter, Volo, Tuli, Mani

Gen 9

Florian, Juliana, Professor Sada, Professor Turo, Nemona, Arven, Penny, Clavell, Jacq, Dendra, Miriam, Raifort, Saguaro, Salvatore, Tyme, Katy, Brassius, Iono, Kofu, Larry, Ryme, Tulip, Grusha, Rika, Poppy, Hassel, Geeta, Giacomo, Mela, Atticus, Ortega, Eri, Carmen, Youssef, Team Star Grunts, Carmine, Kieran, Perrin, Kitakami Caretaker, Billy and O'Nare, Briar, Cyrano, Drayton, Lacey, Crispin, Amarys, Liko, Roy, Friede, Dot

Go

Professor Willow, Candela, Blanche, Spark

Other

Imakuni?, Holon, Trainer Classes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), Pokemon Center Ladies, NPCs (1, 2, 3, 4)

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list of annoying pokemon characters:

Red Blue Professor Oak Daisy Oak Brock Misty Lt. Surge Erika Koga Sabrina Mr Fuji Reina Blaine Giovanni Lorelei Bruno Agatha Lance Bill Mr. Fuji Baoba Pokémon Center ladies Koichi Player's mom Old man Professor Oak's aides Ghost Marowak Ethan Silver Professor Elm Mr. Pokémon Falkner Bugsy Whitney Morty Chuck Jasmine Pryce Clair Will Karen Janine Red Gyarados Archer Ariana Petrel Proton Earl Dervish DJ Mary DJ Ben DJ Lily Week Siblings Kurt Cal Randy Carrie Amphy Kiyo Dude DJ Fern Joey Kanto Pokémon Federation Kimono Girls Maizie Johto Name Rater Johto Move Deleter Professor Elm's aide Radio Director Reed Player's mom Li Wilton Brendan May Professor Birch Roxanne Brawly Wattson Flannery Norman Winona Tate and Liza Wallace Sidney Phoebe Glacia Drake Steven Stone Mr. Briney Mr. Stone Wally Lanette Gabby and Ty Professor Cozmo Rydel Wanda Winstrate family Captain Stern Dock Maxie Tabitha Courtney Archie Matt Shelly Treasure Hunter Fossil Maniac Kiri Player's mom Hoenn Name Rater Hoenn Move Deleter Hoenn Move Maniac Peeko Old guys Trick Master Lucas Dawn Barry Cheryl Mira Riley Marley Buck Professor Rowan Roark Gardenia Maylene Crasher Wake Fantina Byron Candice Volkner Aaron Bertha Flint Lucian Cynthia Cyrus Mars Jupiter Saturn Palmer Bebe Mr. Backlot Eldritch Felicity Dr. Footstep Mr. Fuego Helena Johanna Sinnoh Name Rater Sinnoh Move Deleter Sinnoh Move Maniac Pokétch Co. President Danny Rad Rickshaw Roseanne Underground Man Wilma Julia Professor Rowan's assistant Jordan Dexter Keira Butler Hilbert Hilda Cheren Bianca Professor Juniper Cedric Juniper Cilan Chili Cress Lenora Burgh Elesa Clay Skyla Brycen Iris Drayden Shauntal Grimsley Marshal Alder Fennel N Ghetsis Rood Zinzolin Gorm Bronius Giallo Ryoku Shadow Triad Anthea and Concordia Amanita Hawes Player's mom Bianca's father Charles Ingo Emmet The Riches Shigeki Morimoto Kōji Nishino Unova Name Rater Unova Move Deleter Reminder girl Unova Stats Judge Calem Serena Professor Sycamore Shauna Tierno Trevor Alexa Bonnie Viola Grant Korrina Ramos Clemont Valerie Olympia Wulfric Malva Siebold Wikstrom Drasna Diantha Lysandre Aliana Bryony Celosia Mable Xerosic Chalmers AZ Nita Evelyn Dana Morgan Sina Dexio Emma Gurkinn Grace Cassius Inver Mr. Bonding Kali Linnea Blossom Katherine Kalos Name Rater Kalos Move Deleter Madam Reminder Phil the Photo Guy Stew Ward Esse Kalos Stats Judge Elio Selene Lillie Nebby Hau Professor Kukui Rotom Dex Ilima Lana Kiawe Mallow Sophocles Acerola Mina Hala Olivia Nanu Hapu Kahili Molayne Ryuki Gladion Plumeria Guzma Wicke Faba Lusamine Mohn Player's mom Samson Oak Harper and Sarah Eevee users Mr. Hyper Gester Alola Name Rater Alola Move Deleter Alola Move Reminder Victor Gloria Hop Bede Marnie Sonia Professor Magnolia Milo Nessa Kabu Bea Allister Opal Gordie Melony Piers Raihan Leon Rose Oleana Watt Traders Sordward Shieldbert Jack Ball Guy Cara Liss Player's mum Florian Juliana Nemona Arven Penny Koraidon Miraidon Professor Sada Professor Turo Clavell Katy Brassius Iono Kofu Larry Ryme Tulip Grusha Rika Poppy Hassel Geeta Giacomo Mela Atticus Ortega Eri Carmen Jacq Dendra Miriam Raifort Saguaro Salvatore Tyme Youssef Harrington Heath Pokémon League representatives Player's mom

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Red Blue Professor Oak Daisy Oak Brock Misty Lt. Surge Erika Koga Sabrina Mr Fuji Reina Blaine Giovanni Lorelei Bruno Agatha Lance Bill Mr. Fuji Baoba Pokémon Center ladies Koichi Player's mom Old man Professor Oak's aides Ghost Marowak Ethan Silver Professor Elm Mr. Pokémon Falkner Bugsy Whitney Morty Chuck Jasmine Pryce Clair Will Karen Janine Red Gyarados Archer Ariana Petrel Proton Earl Dervish DJ Mary DJ Ben DJ Lily Week Siblings Kurt Cal Randy Carrie Amphy Kiyo Dude DJ Fern Joey Kanto Pokémon Federation Kimono Girls Maizie Johto Name Rater Johto Move Deleter Professor Elm's aide Radio Director Reed Player's mom Li Wilton Brendan May Professor Birch Roxanne Brawly Wattson Flannery Norman Winona Tate and Liza Wallace Sidney Phoebe Glacia Drake Steven Stone Mr. Briney Mr. Stone Wally Lanette Gabby and Ty Professor Cozmo Rydel Wanda Winstrate family Captain Stern Dock Maxie Tabitha Courtney Archie Matt Shelly Treasure Hunter Fossil Maniac Kiri Player's mom Hoenn Name Rater Hoenn Move Deleter Hoenn Move Maniac Peeko Old guys Trick Master Lucas Dawn Barry Cheryl Mira Riley Marley Buck Professor Rowan Roark Gardenia Maylene Crasher Wake Fantina Byron Candice Volkner Aaron Bertha Flint Lucian Cynthia Cyrus Mars Jupiter Saturn Palmer Bebe Mr. Backlot Eldritch Felicity Dr. Footstep Mr. Fuego Helena Johanna Sinnoh Name Rater Sinnoh Move Deleter Sinnoh Move Maniac Pokétch Co. President Danny Rad Rickshaw Roseanne Underground Man Wilma Julia Professor Rowan's assistant Jordan Dexter Keira Butler Hilbert Hilda Cheren Bianca Professor Juniper Cedric Juniper Cilan Chili Cress Lenora Burgh Elesa Clay Skyla Brycen Iris Drayden Shauntal Grimsley Marshal Alder Fennel N Ghetsis Rood Zinzolin Gorm Bronius Giallo Ryoku Shadow Triad Anthea and Concordia Amanita Hawes Player's mom Bianca's father Charles Ingo Emmet The Riches Shigeki Morimoto Kōji Nishino Unova Name Rater Unova Move Deleter Reminder girl Unova Stats Judge Calem Serena Professor Sycamore Shauna Tierno Trevor Alexa Bonnie Viola Grant Korrina Ramos Clemont Valerie Olympia Wulfric Malva Siebold Wikstrom Drasna Diantha Lysandre Aliana Bryony Celosia Mable Xerosic Chalmers AZ Nita Evelyn Dana Morgan Sina Dexio Emma Gurkinn Grace Cassius Inver Mr. Bonding Kali Linnea Blossom Katherine Kalos Name Rater Kalos Move Deleter Madam Reminder Phil the Photo Guy Stew Ward Esse Kalos Stats Judge Elio Selene Lillie Nebby Hau Professor Kukui Rotom Dex Ilima Lana Kiawe Mallow Sophocles Acerola Mina Hala Olivia Nanu Hapu Kahili Molayne Ryuki Gladion Plumeria Guzma Wicke Faba Lusamine Mohn Player's mom Samson Oak Harper and Sarah Eevee users Mr. Hyper Gester Alola Name Rater Alola Move Deleter Alola Move Reminder Victor Gloria Hop Bede Marnie Sonia Professor Magnolia Milo Nessa Kabu Bea Allister Opal Gordie Melony Piers Raihan Leon Rose Oleana Watt Traders Sordward Shieldbert Jack Ball Guy Cara Liss Player's mum Florian Juliana Nemona Arven Penny Koraidon Miraidon Professor Sada Professor Turo Clavell Katy Brassius Iono Kofu Larry Ryme Tulip Grusha Rika Poppy Hassel Geeta Giacomo Mela Atticus Ortega Eri Carmen Jacq Dendra Miriam Raifort Saguaro Salvatore Tyme Youssef Harrington Heath Pokémon League representatives Player's mom

Brock?

i apologize for the above image

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I have been two busy with school but I made some ship kids that I haven't posted yet!

Fhe first one is Wren, the child of Falkner and Whitney! He's rather chill yet smug at the same time but he has a big heart for Pokemon! His main Pokemon is a Noctowl!

The second one are kids of Mary and Piers! Mira is the one who prefers Pokemon battling and singing! However her social battery isn't that high, while Peyton is more into interviewing people and writing, but he's very sociable and can talk all day LSJFKSKD Mira's main pokemon is Grimmsnarl while Peyton's main Pokemon is Thievul !

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My Pokemon Adventures Ships

- Red/Yellow* - Blue/Diantha** - Green/Sabrina*** - Silver/Crystal**** - Bill/Daisy - Brock/Jasmine - Misty/Erika - Lt. Surge/Morty - Falkner/Janine - Ruby/Sapphire***** - Wallace/Winona - Archie/Maxie - Amber/Blaise - Flannery/Tabitha - Dia/Pearl/Platinum - Maylene/Candice****** - Cyrus/Jupiter - Saturn/Mars - Buck/Mira - Cheryl/Marley - Black/White******* - Cheren/Bianca - Whitley/Hugh - Elesa/Skyla - X/Y******** - Sun/Moon/Lillie/Gladion (All combos save for the incesty one) - Anabel/Zossie - Kukui/Burnet - Schilly/Marnie

*I'm also fine with Red/Yellow/Misty **I'm also fine with Diantha/Malva ***I'm also fine with Green/Sabrina/Lorelei ****I'm also fine with Gold/Silver/Crystal *****I'm also fine with Ruby/Sapphire/Zinnia ******I'm also fine with Platinum/Maylene/Candice *******I'm also fine with Black/White/N ********I'm also fine with X/Y/Trevor/Tierno/Shauna

And here are my absolute NOTPs:

- Red/Misty (It's fine when Yellow's involved, but otherwise it doesn't make much sense and seems only there because of PokeShipping's popularity.)

- Blue/Green (There is not an iota of sexual chemistry here, Blue flat-out has no interest in her that way.)

- Green/Silver (They're siblings! I'm not gonna look past that fact even if they aren't technically blood-related!)

- Will/Karen (Again, they're fucking siblings!)

- Lance/Clair (Fucking sib...OK, actually cousins, but same basic deal!)

- Gold/Silver or Gold/Crystal (Gold with either of these two *without* the other to keep him in line? Nightmare waiting to happen!)

- Gold/Any girl on their own, for that matter (Unless he ever shapes up, I don't trust him in a relationship with a girl.)

- Ruby/Courtney (Courtney's behavior toward Ruby is just plain creepy. No thanks.)

- Dia/Pearl or Dia/Platinum or Pearl/Platinum (This is THE threesome of the series, damn it! Don't make a love triangle out of it!)

- White/Whitley (Some people see it and...I really don't. It's clearly a big sister/little sister kind of dynamic.)

- N/Whitley (She has a childish crush on him, but he, like White, clearly seems to view her as more of a younger sister.)

- Blake/Whitley (He can't feel emotions and borderline sexual harrassed her as part of an elaborate deception. They're better off as friends.)

- Blake/Anyone, for that matter (He. Can't. Feel. Emotions.)

- Lysandre/Malva (We...all saw how that turned out.)

- Looker/Anabel (If you ship it, that's fine, but personally Anabel in this manga does not strike me as straight.)

[pokemon-legends-and-legacies]

are there any Sword/Shield characters that you headcacnon as being related to other characters? (y'know, like how you hc Volkner and Elesa being siblings)

I was going to just do this for Galar characters like the ask said, but then I realized I don’t have a list of all the related canon characters anywhere so I think I’ll include that as well, under a cut.

Galar

Kabu is Flannery’s uncle, which is something inspired by cute fanart of them together. Flannery’s father, Hoku, is Kabu’s identical twin brother and the two have a good relationship. Hoku’s very much a prankster though so whenever he visits his brother in Galar he has a habit of pretending to be him and doing weird/silly things, much to Kabu’s chagrin. Flannery couldn’t tell them apart until she was like 7.

Piers and Marnie are related to the Montfort family of Unova (which includes Grimsley and both sets of Unova protags). Their grandfather, Orpheus, was the twin brother of Calliope, Grimsley’s mother and the grandmother of the BW/BW2 protags. Meredith, Piers and Marnie’s mother, was the result of a fling Orpheus had, however, so this relationship doesn’t get discovered until after SwSh’s plot I don’t think. So this means that Piers and Marnie are the second cousins of Hilda, Hilbert, Nate, and Rosa, and the first cousins once removed of Grimsley, Diana (Hilda and Hilbert’s mom), and Harper (Nate & Rosa’s dad).

And now for a much briefer breakdown of the other relationships in this verse (in no particular order)!

Blaine is Red and Leaf’s grandfather. Consequently, Red and Leaf are also siblings.

Samuel Oak and Agatha are exes and had a son together, Thaddeus, who was born after they broke up. He was raised by Agatha and went on to become Morty’s father, meaning Morty is the half-cousin of Daisy and Green.

Yellow & Lance are first cousins. (They’re also first-cousins with Nobunaga because Conquest is canon to L&L history but that’s a story for another day.)

Bill is the cousin of the Kimono Girl sisters.

Falkner and Will are half brothers. Will is also Lucian’s half brother, as his and Falkner’s mother had an affair with Argenta, Lucian’s mother (who was single at the time).

Mars is Silver’s older sister and like him is Ariana and Giovanni’s kid.

Jasmine is May and Max’s first cousin (her mother and Norman are siblings.)

Archer and Proton are brothers.

Hun is Tory Lund’s older half-brother.

Vincent is Professor Elm’s son.

Pierce & Tobias are brothers.

Chase and Elaine are twins.

Brendan is Wattson’s grandson (and Prof Birch is Wattson’s son.)

Wally and Drew are first cousins.

Clair is Kris/Crystal’s older sister.

Winona and Wallace & Lisia are distant cousins.

Maylene is Mira’s older sister.

Zinnia is Sawyer’s first cousin once removed (aka Sawyer’s dad is her first cousin.)

Tucker & Butler are twins and the older brothers of Courtney.

Dawn is Looker’s daughter and Cyrus’s niece (Johanna is Cyrus’s older sister who ran away from home with her rookie Interpol bf.)

Barry & Bianca are cousins.

Verity and Cynthia are cousins.

Ursula is Reggie & Paul’s cousin as well as Lila’s daughter (Reggie & Paul’s mother was Lila’s late sister.)

Hilda & Hilbert are twins and the first cousins of Nate & Rosa who are also twins (it runs in the family). Grimsley is their uncle.

Wikstrom & Darach are brothers.

Volker and Elesa are siblings.

Brycen is Pryce’s son.

While this isn’t true in canon, Iris is Drayden’s blood-related granddaughter in L&L so I thought I’d mention it.

Shauntal is Cosette’s older sister and the two of them are the daughters of Fantina and Juan, who are now divorced.

Ghetsis has a whole ton of love children from various escapades so apart from N (who is his blood-related son in L&L) and Anthea & Concordia (adopted like in canon), he’s the father of Aaron, Sorrel, Curtis, and Sawyer (and Ginger but he’s a fankid.)

Calem is Alain’s younger brother and the two of them are Sycamore’s nephews.

Clay is Serena’s great uncle (aka Grace’s uncle).

While this is a canon relationship, since Emma gets semi-officially adopted by Looker, she and Dawn consider each other sisters.

Siebold is Korrina’s older brother.

Mairin is Ramos’s granddaughter.

Selene & Elio are twins.

[sachtruyenvn-com]

sachtruyenvn.com - Anh Mãi Yêu Em (Forever My Love)

Người dịch: Hanghulis Mira Germain xinh đẹp và đáng yêu mới chỉ 18 tuổi khi nàng đạt được một thỏa thuận với ngài Sackville lớn tuổi giàu có. Ông sẽ che chở và bảo vệ nàng với điều kiện nàng giả làm tình nhân của ông để giup ông này che giấu một bí mật cá nhân nhạy cảm. Nàng đã cố giữ lời hứa ngay cả khi nàng gặp chàng công tước đẹp trai Alec Falkner và nàng đã yêu chàng. Nhưng trong vòng tay chàng, tình yêu mạnh hơn tất cả những lời hứa… khi nàng học cách trở thành một người đàn bà nàng dám đánh đổi mọi thứ vì tình yêu…. 

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[cheswirls]

top pkmn stuff

i didnt intend for this to be a tag thing but if you see this and like it, feel free to do it !

top ten gameverse ships

*in no particular order

soeur (leaf/serena)

soulsilver (silver/kotone)

honor (morty/falkner)

northcircle (morty/falkner/whitney)

perfectworld (lysandre/sycamore)

moonlily (lillie/selene)

twinleaf (barry/dawn)

contestqueen (may/lisia)

haudion (hau/gladion)

polartwilight (candice/marley)

top fifteen gameverse characters

leaf

n

silver

touko

dawn

serena

whitney

sycamore

mina

moon

gladion

skyla

steven

barry

kotone

top five gameverse platonic groups

hgss five (red/green/silver/kotone/ethan)

sinnoh quintet (marley/buck/riley/cheryl/mira)

moon/gladion/hau/lillie

whitney/falkner/morty

steven/wallace

[evanhcnsen]

Production photos from Fun Home in Stockholm, Sweden. Starring Frida Modén Treichl, Maja Rung, Mira Blommé Stahlhammer, Lily Wahlsteen, Fredrik Lycke, Birthe Wingren, Hugo Bremberg, Oskar Norgren, Samuel Falkner, Olle af Klercker, Emil Almén, and Elin Skarin (x)

[nohayfalknerparafalkner]

Globos, muerte, golosinas

@nohrian-imouto​ - Lillie

—En serio, yo… Bah, qué importa.

El líder de gimnasio de Ciudad Malva vació la bolsa de azúcar en el contenedor. Según lo acordado, eso era lo único que tendría que hacer en relación con la máquina de pegajoso algodón rosado. Alguien más se encargaría de venderlo, y muchos otros se encargarían de comprar esa abominación destructora de dientes.

El muchacho se sacudió las manos y, un poco más cerca de la satisfacción plena, consultó nuevamente la lista de tareas. Preparar la máquina de algodón de azúcar era el tercer ítem de una lista de catorce. Lo siguiente sería preparar el juego de los aros.

—Sígueme, creo que es por allá —le dijo.

El puesto que buscaban estaba a varios pasos de la máquina. Tenía un enorme cartel amarillo con letras rojas que rezaba “JUEGUE Y GANE” y, justo debajo, un mostrador de mantel violeta. Del otro lado del mostrador esperaba una estantería vacía; allí debían colocar los peluches.

—¿Dónde habrán dejado los… Oh, quisiera que mi padre me viera aquí, preguntando dónde están los peluches de este juego ridículo. Mira, allá está la bolsa.

En la bolsa negra había casi tres docenas de peluches coloridos. Falkner colocó seis en la estantería (bien espaciados, tal y como le habían indicado). Al terminar, buscó los conos de plástico bajo el mostrador y también colocó seis, uno delante de cada peluche. Por último, tomó los nueve anillos y los separó en tres grupos de tres. Los clientes tendrían la oportunidad de lanzar tres aros a los conos por una módica suma de dinero para ver si tenían suerte.

—Sí, está bien, te lo diré —continuó hablando como si jamás se hubiera detenido. No era usual que hablara tanto con desconocidos, pero solo así podía sobrellevar lo absurdo e injusto de la situación—: yo, a tu edad, hacía cosas mejores que esta. Créeme. Deberías irte, ¡no permitas que te arruinen!

Tras clavar su mirada en la de la señorita durante algunos segundos, Falkner revisó la lista una vez más. El quinto ítem era todavía más repugnante.

—Tengo que ir… a… higienizar… a los Vigoroth malabaristas… ¡Tú vete, sal, corre, no vuelvas nunca, que no te encuentren!

Con la cabeza gacha, Falkner comenzó a alejarse del puesto de los aros. Acto seguido, se escuchó la voz grave del organizador del festival:

—¡Falkner!, ¡Lillie! ¡Olvídense de los Vigoroth!

—Oh, por dios, ¿ahora qué? —se quejó el peliazulado.

—¡Los L’toallòn! ¡Hay problemas con ellos!

—¿Quiénes?

—¡L’toallòn! El grupo de payasos franceses, ¿recuerdas?

—No.

—Da igual. Necesitan dos payasos más para la función que empieza en media hora. En el camión hay maquillaje y ropas extra, ¡dense prisa!

—Espere, ¿qué?

—¡No hay tiempo de cuestionamientos, señor Falkner! ¡Vayan a cambiarse y actúen o agregaré doce horas de trabajo comunitario a los dos!

[yoshixa]

DIRECTORIO

Solo en caso que no sepan donde anda cada uno, les dejo acá una listilla y unas notitas.

@incorporealsmiles - Nico, aunque les seguirá con el blog de @psychic-will por ser side blog

@yoshixa - Yo, les seguiré con el blog de @kirxu

@nohayfalknerparafalkner - Falkner

@orre-rol - Wes, que igual les seguirá con @wes-soul-of-orre

@soundproof-lyrics - Lily, les sigue con @snap-soundproof

@proton2-0 - Proton, que no sé que va a hacer con la cuenta de Riley, pero les sigue de momento con @bluetrainer-riley

@armxr-valxn - Viviana, una amiga mía, la conocerán como Hau (Y Kahili)

@dospuntosele - Core, corrijo, es principal

@slxzer - Mei o Gladion, ahí le preguntan (?), también es principal, mira que lindo :D

@studentofboredom - Whitney, o Whitnelia, creo que es principal, CREO.

Síganse (?). Saludos!

[pkmnnovareset]

Who are your Champions, Elite Four, and Gym Leaders if you dont mind me asking?

I don’t mind at all!! Actually, this may help me figure things out a bit too lol

Champions

Kanto/Johto: Clair

Hoenn: Steven Stone

Sinnoh: Maylene

Unova: Iris

Kalos: Korrina

Elite Four

Kanto/Johto: Sabrina, Blaine, Karen, Janine

Hoenn: Tate & Liza, Norman, Phoebe, Wallace

Sinnoh: Roark, Fantina, Candice, Flint

Unova: Shauntal, Roxie, Marlon, Rosa

Kalos: Wulfric, Drasna, Wikstrom, Olympia.

Gym Leaders

Kanto: { Flint, Forrest }  ; { Misty, Daisy Flowers } ; { Lt. Surge } ; { Erika Fujisaki }

Johto: { Bugsy } ; { Silver de Rege } ; { Falkner, Morty } ; { Chuck } ; { Whitney, Jasmine } ; { Pryce }

Hoenn: { Roxanne } ; { Brawly } ; { Wattson } ; { Flannery } ; { Max Maple } ; { Winona } ;  { Juan }

Sinnoh: { Riley } ; { Gardenia } ; { Paul Berlitz } ; { Crasher Wake } ; { Mira } ; { Byron } ; { Volkner }

Unova: { Cilan, Chili, Cress Tria } ; { Nate Levin } ; { Cheren Blackhardt } ; { Burgh } ; { Elesa } ; { Clay } ; { Geroga }

Kalos: { Viola } ; { Grant } ; { Bonnie } ; { Valerie }

This is what I have so far. I may change things around, depending on what my mind is thinking.

[pokemon-legends-and-legacies]

who would be the next gen league members in this verse? (like fankiddos wise)

[This content is out of date and no longer canon (Various ships/character goals have changed)]

Right. So I have fankids who are currently league members during the Plot and ones who will become league members in the future. I’ll list them all out and note which category they fall into as well as their specialty.(That being said there are plenty of characters who aren’t developed enough yet to say for sure, so this list isn’t final by any means.)Kanto- Sage (Green/Red) will over the Viridian Gym from his aunt (Flying Type specialist) - Amaryllis (Red/Yellow) is the current Saffron Gym Leader (Fairy Type specialist) - Adriana (Rudy/Cissy - Misty’s stepdaughter) is the current Vermilion Gym Leader (Water Type specialist) - Peony (Lt. Surge/Violet) is the current Cerulean Gym Leader (Electric Type specialist) - Gemma (Forrest/Janina) will take over the Pewter Gym from her father (probably Rock Type specialist)- Nerissa (Erika/Valerie) will take over the Celadon Gym from her mother (probably Grass Type specialist) - Kestrel (Janine/Falkner) is the current Fuchsia Gym Leader (Poison Type specialist) Johto- Renato (Silver/Lyra) probably will become an E4 member - Yuusuke (Morty/Jasmine - Falkner’s stepson) is the current Ecruteak Gym Leader (Ghost Type specialist)- Luna (Bugsy/Aaron) will take over the Azalea Gym from her father (Bug Type specialist) - Lee (Jasmine/Cress) will take over the Olivine Gym from his mother (probably Steel Type specialist) - Adelinda (Clair) is currently an E4 member and will eventually become the Kanto/Johto Champion (Water Type Specialist)- Addie (Karen/Will) (and possibly her brother Eddie) probably will take over the Cherrygrove Gym her mother started (Psychic Type specialist) - Draco (Lance/Ethan) is the current Blackthorn Gym Leader (Dragon Type specialist) - Euphie (N/Hilda) will likely become an E4 member after he moves to Johto to be with Renato

Hoenn- Levi (Lisia/May) will take over the Sootopolis Gym from his mother - Layla (Brendan/Wally/Anabel) will probably become an E4 member- Rudy (Brawly/Roxanne) is the current Rustburo Gym Leader (Rock Type Specialist)- Safir (Brawly/Roxanne) is the current Dewford Gym Leader (Fighting Type Specialist)- Caleb (Flannery) is the current Lavaridge Gym Leader (Fire Type Specialist)- Opal (Winona/Kris) will probably take over the Fortree Gym from her mother- Laelia & Trias (Tate/Mira twins) are the current Mossdeep Gym Leaders (Psychic Type Specialists)- Apollon (Steven/Wallace) probably becomes an E4 member (gotta one up Levi)- David (Sidney/Phoebe) becomes an E4 member (Ghost Type specialist)- Kiran (Archie/Maxie) is currently an E4 member and possible future Champion- Theo (Tucker/Lucy) is currently the Mauville Gym Leader (Fairy Type specialist)Sinnoh- Daniela (Roark/Mars) will take over the Oreburgh Gym from her father (Ground Type specialist)- Isolde (Candice/Reggie) will probably take over the Snowpoint Gym from her mother- Ronan (Flint/Volkner) will probably take over the Sunyshore Gym from his father - Emery (Paul/Morana - Ash’s stepdaughter) will become Champion- Natalia (Lucian/Dahlia) is the current Veilstone Gym Leader (Steel Type specialist)- Maisy (Buck/Marley) is the current Canalave Gym Leader (Dark Type specialist)- Ceres (Archer/Saturn) is the current Hearthome Gym Leader (Poison Type specialist)Unova- Maddie (Rosa/Curtis) will become Champion- Bertram and/or Maela (Hilbert/OC) might or might not become Gym Leaders of possibly a new Gym in White Forest- Blake (Cheren/Bianca) will maybe join the E4- Jerrie (Skyla/Elesa) is currently Mistralton Gym Leader (Steel Type specialist)-  Cypress (Benga/Iris) might or might not become Opelucid Gym Leader (Dragon Type specialist)- Micah, Noah & Terah (OC/OC) are the current Opelucid Gym Leaders (Dragon Type specialists)- Nika (Caitlin/Marlon) might or might not join the E4- Hymnia (Grimsley/Shauntal) will become an E4 member (Dark Type specialist)- Gabriele (Giovanni/Archer) is the current Castelia Gym Leader (Ground Type specialist)- Sunna (Roxie/OC) will probably take over the Virbank Gym - Anise, Rosemary & Verbena (Chili/Korrina, Cress/Jasmine, Cilan/Clemont) will reopen the Striation Gym (Fire, Water, and Grass Type specialists)Kalos- Basile (Lysandre/Bryony, adopted Cilan/Clemont) is currently an E4 member (Fire Type specialist)- Cori (Cilan/Clemont) will probably take over the Lumiose Gym- Lina (Siebold/Alexa) will probably take over the Shalour Gym- Madeleine (Sawyer/Miette) will probably take over the Laverre Gym- Margot (Alain/Mairin) will become the Coumarine Gym Leader (Dragon Type specialist)- Azariah (Tobias/Rafe) is the current Anistar Gym Leader (Dark Type specialist)

[nohayfalknerparafalkner]

Frío y dulce [Nolcnorrol]

Suena el despertador. No era necesario, ya estaba despierto (¿despierto? ¡Si casi no pude dormir!). Son las seis. ¡Salto de la cama! No hace frío, tampoco hace calor. Todo marcha bien. Abro las cortinas, ¡que entre el sol! ¡Ah, vaya, qué día! Pobres los que no puedan disfrutar esta vista todas la mañanas: veo un hombre que sale del supermercado, ¿en su bolsa habrá harina o jabón en polvo?; aquel niño corre por la avenida, seguro llega tarde al colegio, qué chistoso; miro más allá, donde una mujer habla con el vendedor de diarios, ¡comenzar el día informándose es siempre lo mejor que se puede hacer!

Voy al baño, pero antes las miro. Me aseguro de que todavía estén allí (¿cómo podrían escaparse? ¡No tienen patas! Aunque admito que eso sería chistoso). Están. Las contemplo un rato, ¡qué ansioso estoy! No me tengo que distraer, parezco un bobo. Ahora toca bañarse, vestirse y ir a trabajar. No quiero sonar mal, pero hoy prefiero que el día pase rápido. Quiero que llegue la noche. Nunca mejor dicho: ¡la noche! La noche más especial, la que llevo meses esperando.

Termino de bañarme y quiero desayunar. ¿Tostadas o galletas? ¿Café? Nada de eso. Eso es común y lo comeremos en días comunes. Hoy no es un día común. Hoy desayuno el pastel que compré ayer y una taza enorme de leche con chocolate. ¡Se me hace agua la boca de solo pensarlo!

Hora de salir de casa. Podría salir más tarde, es verdad, pero correría el riesgo de llegar unos minutos tarde. ¡Casi lo olvido! Antes de irme, tengo que saludar a los chicos. Busco las Pokéballs, ¿dónde las dejé? Ah, claro, en el comedor, en la mesa de la televisión. Abro las Pokéballs de todos (bueno, no, no abrí la de Dodrio porque ayer limpié la alfombra y él siempre la ensucia). “Chicos, me voy a trabajar, sean buenos y quédense en sus bolas. Los veo en unas horas, deséenme suerte”. Pidgeot suelta un chillido. Qué amable es, seguro me está deseando lo mejor.

Llego al trabajo. ¡Hola, Raquel, qué bien te ves! Tino, ¿ese peinado es nuevo? Vanesa, ¿cómo fue tu cita con el tenista? Voy a mi consultorio. Quiero prender un sahumerio. Prendo uno de vainilla: hoy no es un día como cualquier otro. ¿Cuánto falta para que anochezca? ¡Apúrese, señor sol!

Llegan los pacientes. Una mujer mayor, hay que tratarla con respeto. Dice que está muy contracturada: ¡ya lo creo, qué horror! Más tarde, un hombre de cuarenta y dos. Se lo ve nervioso. “Tranquilo: soy masajista, no diablo”, bromeo. Él ríe y vamos a lo nuestro. Al rato se va (se lo ve más relajado, qué bien). Llega otra mujer mayor. También dice estar contracturada. ¡Maldito seas, estrés! ¡No me molestaría perder mi trabajo con tal de que abandonaras este mundo!

El sol está más cerca del horizonte. Son las siete, terminó mi turno. ¡Buen fin de semana, Raquel! ¡Saludos a la familia, Tino! ¡No te olvides de contarme por Whatsapp, Vanesa!

Llego a casa. El tiempo pasa cada vez más lento, ¡pero qué poco falta! Tengo que ir a ver si los chicos están bien, pero antes quiero saber si siguen ahí (recuerdo lo que pensé esta mañana, lo de las patas, ¡qué gracioso!). Sí, ahí están. Siguen sobre mi escritorio. El espejo hace que parezcan cuatro, pero son dos (no te confundas, dos son suficientes).

Ahora sí, a saludar a los chicos. Pidgeot, Noctowl, Fletchinder, Pelipper, Zubat, Tropius, Vullaby, Otag, Dodrio (cuidado donde pisas, tú) y Lapras. Hace mucho que no hacemos algo juntos, chicos, un día deberíamos ir al parque. Suena mi celular. ¡Es Vanesa! Me envió una nota de voz de siete minutos. Seguro habla del tenista. Ese chico es ideal para ella, estoy seguro. Me pregunta qué pienso de lo que me cuenta y imagino cómo sería su casamiento. Miro la esquina superior derecha del celular: ¡ya es la hora! “me tengo q ir!!”, le escribo a Vanesa. Me respondió algo, pero ya no tengo el celular en la mano, estoy yendo al escritorio a buscarlas. Siguen ahí, las entradas están exactamente en donde las dejé la semana pasada.

Salgo a la calle. Estoy vestido para matar, la verdad. Mi mejor traje, mi mejor corbata. Los zapatos me costaron un dineral, mejor ni pienso en eso. Hoy no hay que pensar en eso. Un momento, ¿agarré las entradas? Me toco el bolsillo: sí, las traje, ahí están, bien protegidas. En el camino toco varias veces mi bolsillo (nunca se sabe, todavía pueden salirles patas).

Llego al cine. La fila es larga, pero no me molesta esperar. Me puedo entretener mirando las veredas, eso siempre es divertido. Cada vez hay más personas dentro del cine y menos en la fila. Cada vez estoy más cerca. Me toco el bolsillo: siguen ahí.

Llega mi turno. ¡Por fin! “Su entrada, por favor”, me dice el señor de la puerta. Cómo no, señor. Saco las dos entradas de mi bolsillo. Una es la de la avant premiere, otra es la del meet&greet con el director y los protagonistas. “Tome, buen hombre”, le digo. La mira, todo parece estar bien. Me preparo para poner el primer pie dentro del cine. “Momentito”, me dice. Qué raro, ¿no habrá leído bien? “Deme sus documentos”. ¿Documentos? No traje documentos. “Entonces no puede pasar, señor, tengo que certificar que usted está en la lista”. ¡Nadie me dijo que trajera documentos! Me empiezan a gritar desde atrás, quieren que me apure. ¡No entiendo! ¡Yo me gané las entradas por la radio! ¡Yo voy a ver antes que nadie la nueva comedia romántica de Cecilia Fuentes! ¡Yo me lo gané! “Sin documento no pasa nadie, señor, lo lamento”.

Vuelvo a casa. No me siento bien. Estoy… no sé ni cómo estoy. Estoy raro. Llego al departamento. Cualquiera habría ido a buscar los documentos y vuelto al cine. Yo no puedo. Yo no tengo documento.

Pidgeot se acerca, le debe extrañar que haya vuelto tan temprano. Vete, no quiero hablar ahora. ¡Vete, te dije, no insistas! Estoy triste. Me acerco al celular (estaba apurado y no lo llevé al cine). El mensaje de Vanesa decía “Disfrutaloo!”. Sí, claro. Nada voy a disfrutar. Nada. No le voy a responder.

Supongo que es lo que me toca. Ya pasó varias veces. Otros no tienen la vista de la ciudad que yo tengo a la mañana, yo no tengo documentos. La vida no siempre es justa, empiezo a pensar. Me acuesto en la cama sin sacarme las medias. Trato de dormirme. Esta vez tampoco puedo, pero ya no por la ansiedad sino por la furia. Es furia lo que siento. Es furia porque no es justo lo que me toca. Es furia porque yo soy el que pierde. Busco la carpeta que está en el cajón de la mesa de luz y intento contenerme. Es furia, no hay dudas. La abro. Ahí están sus fotos, seguro que él sí tiene documentos. Siento furia. Están sus fotos, sus datos. Lo miro a los ojos. Tiene ojos azules, pelo azul. Es líder de gimnasio, según dice ahí. Furia, con todas las letras. ¿Vive en “Johto”? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Una comida o una región? Nunca sentí tanta furia. Se llama como yo. Lo odio. Siento furia. Siento furia porque él tiene todo lo que a mí me falta. Siento furia y lo odio. Siento furia y te odio, Falkner.