#mista rb

[ask-mista-and-friends]

Yo, Guido here. So this random girl @gurobitsu (I think she stalks me?) encouraged me (as in, sent me dozens of letters in the mail BEGGING me to…) make an “ask blog”. I said no, but she already made the blog for me, so here I am 🙄

Narancia and Trish are also here because apparently they’re “professional girlbloggers” and were on board with the idea. Whatever that means lol.

Anywho, ask away. (be nice 2 me 🥺)

♡ MOD NOTES ♡

hiya! it’s addy, aka the person mista so rudely called a stalker. welcome to the most CANON mista ask blog ever! i’ve been wanting to do this for years, so i hope you and i have a lot of fun here! (this blog was heavily inspired by @/askmista!)

RULES:

-> no harassment or anything of the sort, behave and be civil… you know the drill

-> this blog is about mista — but asks for narancia, trish, or the pistols are more than welcome!

-> flirty and jokingly NSFW asks are generally okay; mista might play along as long as it isn’t explicit. otherwise, you will be ignored! (NO NSFW ASKS FOR THE OTHERS)

-> this blog is generally SFW, but 16+ jokes and posts may be made!

-> don’t HEAVILY roleplay (e.g. “kyaa! hi mista!” looks away and blushes* unless it’s ironic, none of that.) and no jjba OCs. interactions from other ask blogs in-character are perfectly ok and are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!

-> mista is not going to be shipped with ANYONE. sorry!

-> we take place in the 2000s, everything is pretty much canon here (except the plot of GW) — mista is the same except 1. he’s older than 18, 2. he’s mixed (🇮🇹 + either 🇵🇷🇧🇷), 3. he’s a little chubby, 4. his sexuality and gender identity are unknown, and he’s in denial (up to your imagination)

-> mista isn’t that friendly. he may respond sarcastically/blunt! it’s all in good fun, don’t take it to heart.

-> have fun! 😉

- Signed,

mod :3

Mista (yours truly) 🔫😎

NARANCIA!!! :D

trish ♡

[ask-mista-and-friends]

can i bury you in the sand

Going to the beach, does anybody want to come with?

[mantisfriendd]

that part in part 5 where Mista calls out Golden Experience's attack for Giorno, rb if you agree

[famouspolicetragedy]

gonna make tags for my f/os and put them here over time

#✩࿐sex pistols Guido Mista

#𖤓༺golden experience Giorno Giovanna (yet again clarifying this is post time-skip when he IS AN ADULT AND CANONLY A MOB BOSS. We try to only interact with content that is post-canon of him under this tag, if we fuck up let us know and we will delete the rb)

[kalofi]

what is part 5 vento aureo of jojos i only know narancia of the haha funneys.

[ubashaaa-archived]

YIPPIE I loveeeee drawing over 90s/2000s bands posing yippieee

[ask-mista-and-friends]

i think you might die soon

Four hundred euros for a speeding ticket are you fucking kidding me.

[taniatas]

[tigersharks-moving]

it reminded me of them

(don’t tag as ship)

[kusanagiheir]

mista probably never let himself grieve properly post VA. he gets stuck switching between the stages of grief yet can never hit acceptance.

sometimes he wakes up in the morning and starts talking out loud to narancia. sometimes he sets out a wine glass for abbacchio when he sits to eat. sometimes he knocks on giorno's door and calls him capo but he pictures bruno in giorno's place.

[ask-mista-and-friends]

Fuck you

@ask-crappy-mista @ask-mista-and-friends @ask-mista

[totallycorrectjojoquotes]

got bored n doodled a jonathan

-admin mista

[saltsyy]

when da boss puts you on turtle duty (open for better quality)

[cr0wc0rpse]

Guido Mista voice Damn girl you shit with that ass?

[ask-mista-and-friends]

i be doing that too i’m not gon lie

Opinions on garlic

I love garlic 🤤 sometimes I eat the cloves by themselves to sharpen my gangsta edge

[exocomets]

therapist: mista mime isn’t real. mista mime can’t hurt you.

mista mime: