#miu answers 💝🛠

[ask-miu-iruma]

Honestly, any of your dirty insults would make great band names

“No shit they would. I’m a fucking genius after all, watch. The cumguzzling gutter sluts! The backbreaking whore hounds! The— uhhhh, fuckin’— dick helicopters!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

my goodness? is this miu iruma? the real one? the beautiful genius inventor? the one whos horrible at communicating? will you be my daughter

“Mhm, that’s right! The one and only, bitch! Gorgeous girl genius at your— WHAT!? H-Horrible at communicating? I-I’m not! I communicate so fucking well, you don’t even KNOW! Why the hell do you want me as a daughter-!? Fuck off!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

*Boops your nose*

“AAAHHH—!” Miu squealed in surprise, nearly falling on her ass from just a touch to her nose. “Y-You dickhead! Warn me next time! These goods are off limits!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

I wanna fuck you, Miu.

“Okay—? Who doesn’t!? Get in line, loser! You think I’m just gonna bend over after you admit to that? No, you gotta earn this ass, you one pump chump!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Make baby?

“Sorry, I don’t speak English. Bummer.”

[ask-miu-iruma]

So... I'm guess you and pix are going to have a long talk about what happened yes. If so then this is gonna fucking suck balls...

“I-I dunno about a long talk, just… y’know a little conversation about how it’s never happening again-!” Miu sputtered, nervously glancing to her laboratory. “… I just finished her last night. She’s being loaded into the body right now. Shouldn’t be too much longer, heh..”

[ask-miu-iruma]

You say I'm not lucky but I don't live in the same world as Kokichi so who's the real winner here

“You-!!”

“….. Have a fucking point, I guess. Ugh-!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

hey itty bitty bitchlet !

“B-B-Bitchlet!?” Miu squealed, clearly startled by Kokichi’s sudden appearance. Angry quickly replaced her surprise though. “What the fuck are you doing here, dickweed!? Come to torment me and ruin my god damn day? I’ll ruin yours first!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

I mean you do look really cute and sexy with those cat ears just saying haha

“Implying I don’t look hot in everything I wear! You’re wounding me, fuckhead.” She teased, winking in your direction. “Everyone has their fetishes. Guess you’re the one who likes pussy cats, huh?”

[ask-miu-iruma]

I know what you and Kokichi can agree on! Punching Tsumugi in the tits!

“……” She pouts at the thought of Kokichi and her being on the same team. “Anyone who doesn’t want to punch that identity crisis whore in the tits is brain dead anyways…”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Leak your nudes

“Pay me for them, scrub. You really think I’ll just hand them out to the first cumbucket who asks? Not a great business model…” She mused sarcastically, making her way down the street.

[ask-miu-iruma]

You know... Tenko may not be as blessed as you, but... She's definitely not a cutting board.

(I definitely didn't check nope not at all-)

“Oh, yeah? What? Do you go and check all of our chest sizes, creepshow?” Miu sneers at you, before puffing you her cheeks in a pout. “Compared to me, she’s a fucking cutting board. Compared to Himiko, she’s a busty fucking beauty, ha!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Fun fact: when male bees mate, their penises explode and they die.

I call that Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

I shall return again with another fun fact, farewell! *I escape before Miu can do anything*

-Cursed Anon

“Why’d bees get so lucky? Imagine you hook up with some chump and he sucks and can’t hit any spot right. You don’t wanna do the awkward cuddling or tell him to get the fuck out, but instead he just dies right after you’re done! Perfect!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

did you know that if your heart stopped beating right now, your body would do this thing called "die". Now to be honest, i'm not too educated on the subject, but if you look up "Sexy Among Us Domination milky cumsplosion with inflation blast" you should find more information on the subject

“You know what I didn’t miss? This. This fucking shit. What the flying fuck are you on, glasses!?”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

“Awww, don’t be sorry… keep going..”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Miu don’t lie you would have total railed shuichi

“….”

“S-So what if I would’ve, huh!? Are you gonna go tattle on me like we’re at recess for some shit?”