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Clint Barton, Bobbi Morse, & Lucky the Pizza Dog Marvel Meow Infinity Comic (2022) #21

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pushing my agenda

[mockinghawk-romanrogers]

A quick shower though (not really but it’s the vibe) that no one asked for;

I read a thing where someone said Hunter is just 616 (actual comic 616) Clint with a British accent. I disagree. While there may be some similarities I really don’t think Clint would talk about Bobbi like Hunter did before she was introduced. I think for all they went through they both have immense respect for one another. There is still a lot of love between them. Yeah they could piss one another off but I truly think that at least 60% of the time when Clint talks about Bobbi he has stars (or 💕 )in his eyes. And when Bobbi talks about Clint there is a soft smile tugging at the corner of her lips. They are human and there will be times where they are pissed at one another but when they are in a calm (world not currently being threatened) state they talk about one another like lovesick teenagers and you can see the adoration.

[mockinghawk-romanrogers]

Bobbi being all cute and let’s be honest hot, meanwhile Clint stares blankly and internally screaming seems like accurate explanations of the original post.

Bobbi "I'm gonna live forever" Morse and Clint "It's a miracle I'm not dead already" Barton

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Whirling Cluster

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/N2E3Flx by wherearemyraritymerchs This work is basically me trying to note everything they had in the past 40 years, but in a GENDERBENT version. Bobbi is Varvaro Morse. Clint is Frances Clementine Barton. But they still go by Bobbi and Clint. The reasons will be revealed in the text. Chapter 1 is basically Bobbi’s life before meeting Clint.   [One of my deepest, darkest, most disturbing dreams is Clint looking at me with a whole world’s affection, voice soft as silk, echoing, “Yeah, she totally deserved it.”] Words: 10403, Chapters: 1/24, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Mockingbird (Marvel Comics), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Multi Characters: Bobbi Morse, Clint Barton, Male Bobbi Morse, Female Clint Barton - Character, Nick Fury Sr., Ka-Zar (Marvel), Female Ben Morse, Barney Barton, Janet Van Dyne, Peter Parker Relationships: Bobbi Morse/Clint Barton, BobbiClint - Relationship, MockingHawk - Relationship Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Bobbi Morse has issues, Clint Barton Has Issues, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Bobbi is chaotic as we all know, Rocky relationship as we all know, Mentions of the Slade Family, Bisexual Bobbi Morse, Bisexual Clint Barton, It's almost comic notes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, POV Bobbi Morse, Character Study, Mentions of Canon Relationships read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/N2E3Flx

[spacesuitsforemergency]

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy~

[awarrows-clintbarton]

Dialogue Prompts

Hello all! Just a small reminder I will write any ship and any character because they deserve content. From the list below pick ONE dialogue prompt, and tell me a character/ship or if you want me to pick. If it’s Romantic or Platonic, and add in ONE song of your choice. NSFW is by request. 

“I promise nothing lives in my couch.”

“You didn’t tell me you have a tattoo...or is it ‘classified’?”

“Look I know I’m ‘dead’ but I have something hidden in your bathroom.” 

“Did you buy a sword today? There’s one on our bed.”

“I can’t...I can’t..because he said once I made something of myself he’d be there to take it all away. I can’t lose you... I...I know it’s selfish.” 

“So, apparently it’s impolite to throw silverware at people's heads..I’m sorry...Even if you did deserve it.” 

“Heros and villains we’re all somewhere between.” 

“I know you like my ass, but seriously stalking me to the grocery store too?”

“It’s too cold come back.”

“In a perfect world, I would have dreads down to my ass weaving mats in panama...not this.” 

“You said you needed a distraction! Of course, I blew up a car!”

“What do you mean he has a tolerance for neurotoxin?”   “Does he know?”

“What’s this one from Dad/Mom?” 

“It’s not like your life stayed ruined”

[mightytwogunkid]

The funniest thing about (1) being a multi-shipper and (2) how Marvel has multiple verses (MCU, Comics, AA, comic multiverse, other movies, animated or even live-action, etc) and (3) there’s a lot of comics and each comic writers writes a pairing a certain way is that :

one day I can tell my friend about how Clint and Nat are soulmates, the next day I go on and on about Clint and Bucky’s sexual tension 3. Then on the third day, I annoy them with my theories on how Nat and Bucky  being together is their way of  getting back at the red room. Then that same afternoon, I hit them with how Tony and Steve complete each other. Another time, I ramble about how the universe wants Bucky and Steve to be together, while Doctor Strange and Tony are thirsty for each other. Two weeks later I go on about how marvel should just simply solve the Bucky/Nat/Clint love triangle by letting them be in a healthy polyamorous relationship, and how it’s about time we have so positive rep in the media. Then the next day, I simply mention that Scott and Clint have history. Another time I simply mention how cute Natand Steve’s kid is. Then later I go on a rant about how the comic writers are cowards and should get Bobby and Clint back together already and let them have that kid. The next day, i’m all about how Matt and Clint’s love story started in a dumpster.

And my friend is just so confused “I though you shipped x with y and b with c?” and i have to stop myself from going on about the multitudes that comic based franchises contain

[mockinghawk-romanrogers]

My headcannon:

He is. He honestly doesn’t know they are there half the time cause Bobbi will bandage him while he is sleeping

despicable deadpool #299

[thetorchwoodarchive]

Hey :) I was wondering if you knew about any stories with season 5/6 characters because I have a hard time finding any

Here you go! Also check out the “continuity” section of our tag library. We have tags related to individual episodes of Aliens Among Us and Gods Among Us. And tags related to individual characters (Orr, Tyler Steele, etc) under our character tags!

when colchester met javic thane by princessoftheworlds (JackTyler | complete | 881 | T)

Colchester and Tyler finds themselves face-to-face with one Javic Thane; Colchester cannot tolerate him, but he doesn't expect the consequences of his actions.

once upon a fever dream by fitzroysquare (Gen | complete | 829 | Not Rated)

Torchwood Three is back up and running, protecting the inhabitants of Cardiff from the Sorvix, but an exploded Hub and embezzled funds mean a new source of money is needed. Which is why Gwen decides to sell Jack to One Direction.

(I am so sorry.)

From the Dust Returned by Paycheckgurl (JackIanto, OwenTosh | WIP | 12578 | T)

Ianto, Owen, and Toshiko are back…but things are not the same as they were. Team Torchwood tries to adjust to new coworkers, the march of time, and their new hardware while a mysterious computer virus harms more than just computers.

only human after all by Antonia_Simmons (ColchesterColin | complete | 3619 | T)

Just Nearly Boiling Over for a Knock at the Door by MockingHawke (ColchesterColin | complete | 464 | Not Rated)

The world almost seemed like it was going to end. Colin Colchester-Price knew it couldn't. Because his husband didn't call him to say that he was coming over. And sure, Colin lost a bit of faith in that for a moment but once more, his husband came through. Now... if only he could show up... before tomorrow...

forever is the sweetest con by fitzroysquare (JackIanto, OwenTosh | complete | 5784 | G)

Attacked by dream crabs, Jack is stuck in a reality where Ianto Jones is still alive. He should probably know by now that some things really are just too good to be true.

what i wouldn't give by princessoftheworlds (TylerHasan | complete | 6446 | T)

Sighing, he tells Hasan, “You’re going to like it here. You’ll see phenomena beyond your wildest dreams and meet aliens you could never have imagined, but it’ll be worth it, I promise.”

“Thank you,” Hasan says, his smile genuine. And Tyler’s heart flutters slightly, but he tightens his grasp on it. Last night, those weeks he’d spent trailing Hasan over the city and then in the warehouse, he’d been attracted to Hasan, had lusted after him, but there’d been a point where some of that desire had softened, had turned to hazier, warmer feelings he’d been too afraid to name.

Tyler can’t afford that again, because for all he swore only moments previous that Torchwood had turned him into a believer, that cynicism is still there, that cynicism and the fear that Tyler could take something, take someone, wonderful like Hasan and raze it to the ground.

And Hasan doesn’t deserve that. Nor does Tyler deserve Hasan.

When Hasan suddenly resurrects from the grave, Tyler finds himself facing an unexpected emotional quandary - falling in love.

standing in the shadow of a ghost by princessoftheworlds (ColchesterColin, JackIanto | complete | 8236 | T)

Ianto Jones may be gone now, but he still remains a phantom in Torchwood and in Jack Harkness's life.

or: The members of the re-formed Torchwood Three reflect on Jack Harkness and the phantom(s) in his life. As it turns out, even in death, Ianto Jones can't leave Jack alone

A Torchwood Welcome by Princessoftheworlds (ColchesterColin | complete | 1023 | T)

Colchester starts his new job at Torchwood Three and gets his first impressions of Gwen Cooper and Jack Harkness.

Fleeting Memory by Paycheckgurl (JackIanto, Gwen&Jack | WIP | 6826 | Not Rated)

Jack is retconned for the greater good. He doesn’t see it that way.

[samnatandsteve]

Nat gets Amnesia

 so @mockinghawk-romanogers asked for a fic of this based off a post of mine. it took a lot longer to get to than I planned thanks to university and life, and it’s not really the same as the of post but that’s okay. I like both of them. 

This is the post in question by the way: 

[Steve and the Bucky are in central Asia following a lead on a terrorist organization after Civil War][Nat and Sam are following other leads in central America, Nat got hurt and can't keep things straight in her mind]

Nat : *gets a long and well written love letter from Steve*Nat : awwww

Nat : *writes back* "you have a crush on me? That's embarrassing :P"

[A week later]

Steve : *calls Nat on burner phone only for emergencies* Nat, we're litterly married!

Nat : is that how I got your dog tags with your mom's ring on it?

Steve : yes! Don't you remember?

Nat : not really... did I look nice?

Steve : ....of course you did, can I talk to Sam?

Nat : why?

Steve : I need him to check something for me

Nat : what is it? I can do it

*Sam walks in, sees the phone, panicks, and grabs the phone*

Nat : hey!! What gives?

Sam : *trying to act nonchalant while shooting Nat away* hey man, what's up?

Steve : why doesn't my wife remember she's my wife?

Sam : whaaattttt? that's crazy!

Steve : is Nat hurt?

Sam : Not a cut

Nat : *in the background* tell the pizza man I want extra banana peppers on mine

Sam : *to Nat* sure thing

Steve : Sam what happened?

Sam : what do you mean?

Steve : what happen-

Sam : woops well look at that, times up, got to go! Tasha, say bye

Nat : why do I have to say goodbye to the pizza man?

Sam : because he likes you

Nat : likes likes?Sam : ohhh yeah

Steve : wait a minute Sa-

*Sam hangs up*

I can do the whole pizza man part in another one if you guys want me to. But this is the oneshot I whipped up today because I finally had the time and motivation :) 

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They were on a mission in Brazil that of course brought them to the Amazon Rainforest and not only there but at a Hydra base right on the banks of the river itself. Hydra and their fucking cliches. Sam and Natasha went down there to do some snooping around - “Recon” as Tasha put it. Which of course quickly turned into “innocent intel gathering” as she put it in the middle of the night. Then one trip wire (fucking cliches) got them into a “good old fashion shoot out” as she so cheekly put it as she put a bullet in a Hydra goon’s head. Which may or may not have made Sam question Steve’s sanity for marrying such a scary woman. And they just in Brazil that morning, barely had any lunch and Sam’s stomach is really pissed at him. 

   But back to the point! Hydra, Amazon River, terrifying  woman for a partner, kicking Hydra goon ass all in the very humid and very yuckie air of the Amazon. Just one other reason to add to the list of “why I hate Jimmy”, Sam should've gone with scissors that last round, at least then he would be in Central  Asia and just  be dealing with the heat. 

They managed to get outside where they could get the upper hand,  mainly thanks to Tasha’s kick ass assassin skills. Now he was providing air support and Redwing was being awesome and finishing up the intel theft. 

So Tasha was on the ground kicking ass like only Sam could dream of doing, Sam was playing snipper and taking out stragglers and thinning them out for Tasha when suddenly Tasha was in the river face down and Sam was fighting to right himself midair with his ears ringing painfully.

Cold sweat ran down Sam’s back as the biting air rushed in his ears and brought tears to his eyes. He’s going to blame it on the wind if any of those Hydra idiots brought it up, because Sam Wilson does not cry for his friends, he was a stone cold certified bad bitch (by Tasha the queen of bad bitches herself) thank you very much. His stomach twists painfully making him want to throw up and he does and it’s just acid and it burns his throat and he hates today. 

In just another example of classical Hydra cliche, they blew up their little super secret base and bebrie hit Tasha, sending her into the river. His mind registers the fact that Redwing’s still connected to the goggles’ computer and online. Sam thanks the beings that be as he takes a swan dive to Tasha. One thing is for sure, Sam thought as he pulled Natasha out of the river, Steve will kill him if he finds out about this. 

“Redwing buddy tell me I didn’t just let cap become a widow.” The electronic drone bird chirps as they run away- make a strategic withdrawal into the night sky to their hotel room. Sam breathed a sigh of relief as her vitals popped up and he saw her steady heart beat. “Thank god! He still can’t know about this though!” Redwing chirps again as Sam readjusts the spy in his arms. “Well if she snitches we just have to go into hiding.” Another chirp. “Can you stop pointing out faults in my plan?” Silence. “Thank you.”  

Natalie grones as the light hits her eyes causing a pounding headache to erupt across her head. “What the fuck happened last night?” Her cold hand helped a bit when she held it against her forehead. A black man walked out of the bathroom with a hesitant smile on his face.

“Heyyy girl, how’re you feeling?” She  grunted in reply and she threw her bare legs over the side of the bed. Pausing, she looked down and raised an eyebrow, she had her underwear and tank top on. 

“Why the hell am I half naked with a hell of a hangover? Did we sleep together? You better have used protection!” She jabed her left index finger at the man who was still standing on the other side of the room by the desk. Her eyes caught the gold of her wedding band. “You better be my husband too, I am no cheat!” The man’s mouth went slack as his eyes went wide. 

“I broke her- Hydra broke her and I let them.” He started to ramble to himself, rubbing his hands over his head. Natalie pauses again, what the hell does a Nazi subdivison have to do with this? 

“I thought Captain America took care of those guys.” The man stopped and she could practically see the dread set in as she watched his back. Something in a bag on his side of the room chirped and he snapped at it to shut up. 

After a slew of questions the man, Sam, tells her she had memory loss and thinks she’s one of her covers for her job; A history teacher named Natalie Rushmen when she was really an intelligence agent named Natasha Rogers. They were on a mission in Brazil when she got hurt and they will not be leaving until she gets her memory because “Your husband will kill me if he finds out about this and as my friend you would be obliged to kill him and the whole thing would go down into history books and I don’t want to be in history books like that.” 

They stared into each other's eyes for a while, sweat running down Sam’s face as a smirk played on Natasha’s. She hummed, putting her head in her hand, finger tapping her chin,  pretending to mull it over. 

“Hmmm? What do you mean hmmm??” 

“He is my husband, and I like to think we-” 

“Then don’t think! Trust me, you love to pull shit over him, it's your favorite pastime!” 

“Okay” She got up and left him to get dressed “But i think my other favorite is to keep you on your toes.” She calls from the other side of the closed bathroom door. He flops onto the bed, rubbing his face. Thank god the mission was originally planned for a week and radio silent. 

_

A day later the front office stopped Natasha and gave her an envelope. Said envelope found its way into her purse quicker than a snitch in those Harry Potter books she was working through for the eleventh time according to Sam.   

 When she found the room to be empty and void of said man, she plopped onto her bed and opened the letter. A love letter from a guy trying to be mysterious by going by S - how sweet! But she was married and the most faithful wife-who-can’t-even-remember-her-spouse’s-face there ever was!  But she wasn’t a mean woman either, plus it was so nicely written, clearly S loved her a lot. And she was going to love breaking that big heart of his, gotta set her foot down. 

 So she got to writing her own letter complete with a lipstick kiss on the letter’s bottom corner next to her N.

“Dear S, 

Fuck you, I’m married. 

With nothing but love, 

      N <3” 

Short and to the point, just how she liked it. Smiling to herself with a bounce in her step, she hands her response to the young girl at the front desk, thanked her and went back into the room to watch some Brazilian dramas. The letter from S tucked away in her bag, she was going to ask Sam about it  later when he got back with dinner. 

But dinner came and went and the letter was left forgotten under one of her bras. That was until two days later when Sam got a call on a flip phone. Well the phone in his bag did and like always he way out, so she did the friendly thing of answering it when she saw the unsaved number thinking it was spam. 

“Hello, this is Cathrine from Bed Baths and Beyond, how can I help you on this wonderful day?” 

The midwestern American accent came easily to her as she played with her hair with the phone held in place with her shoulder and cheek 

“Nat what’s going on?” She doesn’t know how she knows but that was Mysterious Mr. S on the other end of the line. 

“Who the fuck do you take me for mr S?? I am married and I’ll bet twenty bucks you’re not even half the man my husband is!” She fished the letter out of her bag “I mean seriously! ‘Words cannot even begin to describe how beautiful you are, Aphrodite cannot even hope to compare.’ “ She reads the line in a high pitched mocking town. “Did you read that from ‘Pickup lines so used and abused even their mothers won’t recognize them’? I wouldn’t be caught dead with a man who thinks that’s the hot shit.” 

  There was a pause and Natasha had to check that he didn’t hang up. 

“What - I’m your husband! Me! Steve Rogers am your spouse!” 

“Yeah okay buddy nice try.” 

“Where’s Sam?” 

“Who’s Sam?” 

“Natasha please don’t, where’s Sam?” 

“He’s at work, doing accountant stuff with the numbers and shit.” 

“Sam barely passed algebra, he hates math.” 

Just  as about to call him a staker, Sam the man walked in with food. 

“Got you some waffles!” He did his best Donkey impression at the word waffles as he closed the door behind him. When he turned back he dropped the food and basically tackled her like a linebacker or something to get to the phone. - Point is it hurt her bruised and battered body.  “Give that to me woman!” 

“No!” 

“What’s going on with you two??” -Steve 

“Yes!” 

“I don’t wanna!” 

“I’ll buy you ice cream!” 

They pause in their battle for the phone. 

“Chocolate?” 

“I’m not a heathen like your husband.” 

“I heard that!” - Steve 

She let go, hand up and palms out in surrender. Sam put the phone to his ear.

“Heyyy Steve, whatsup man?” Sam shoved his unused hand into his armpit as he started to walk the length of the room. Nodding to the food to tell Natasha to start eating, which she does. So she watched him talk while eating her waffles far more entertained than she would be watching a Brazilan show. 

“Why doesn’t my wife remember me?” 

“You have a wife? Wow, congrats man! Who’s the lucky lady?” 

“The one you let get amnesia apparently.” 

“Amnesia-what?” 

Steve sighed on the other end.

“She hurt in any other way?” 

Sam shared a glance with Natasha who had booth cheeks stuffed with waffles. 

“Not a scratch.” 

“You sit on a throne of lies.” Natasha hisses. “I have three broken ribs Mr. S!” 

“What! Thre-!” Steve is sooo going to kill Sam. 

“Oh wow don’t you look at that! Time’s out, gotta go! Bye Steve!” And with a snap of the phone, the yelling voice of an angry husband is cut off. Sam joined Natasha at the table and started to eat his waffles. 

“Is that really my husband?” She pointed her fork at the phone laying on one of the twin beds. Sam nods as he poured syrup over his waffles. “What was I thinking?” 

“To this day I still can’t figure it out.” 

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Hawkeye: Freier Fall

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2uCw1Y9

by SSDriscool

Edith Barton dies and leaves Harold behind to take care of the boys. He does such a terrible job of it that the oldest lies about his age to enlist a year early and the other runs away, spending months on the road until he discovers Tiboldt's Circus. Twenty years later and The Amazing Hawkeye can wield a bow and put on a show like no one else, but can he finally face the love he keeps running away from?

Or, a WinterHawk au based off the movie Freier Fall ( Free Fall, 2013 ), Germany's answer to Brokeback Mountain.

Words: 3642, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Clint Barton, Barney Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Lucky (Hawkeye), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Kate Bishop, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Simone (Hawkeye)

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, Clint Barton/Linda Carter, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Barney Barton/Simone (Hawkeye)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Past Relationship(s), i.e. WinterWidow & MockingHawk, Background Relationships, i.e. BarneySimone & SteveSam, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Broken Engagement, Infidelity, Eventual Happy Ending, Deaf Clint Barton, Canon Disabled Character, Bisexual Clint Barton, Formerly repressed homosexual Bucky Barnes, Frenemies Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Biphobia, Internalized Biphobia, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Mental Health Issues

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2uCw1Y9

[mockinghawk-romanrogers]

Bobbi Morse/ Clint Barton chat

Cause these two deserve more love and who doesn’t love gushing about some of thier favorite characters. Obviously any character can be talked about I personally just love gushing over these two 😍

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Whirling Cluster

by wherearemyraritymerchs This work is basically me trying to note everything they had in the past 40 years, but in a GENDERBENT version. Bobbi is Varvaro Morse. Clint is Frances Clementine Barton. But they still go by Bobbi and Clint. The reasons will be revealed in the text. Chapter 1 is basically Bobbi’s life before meeting Clint.   [One of my deepest, darkest, most disturbing dreams is Clint looking at me with a whole world’s affection, voice soft as silk, echoing, “Yeah, she totally deserved it.”] Words: 10403, Chapters: 1/24, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Mockingbird (Marvel Comics), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Multi Characters: Bobbi Morse, Clint Barton, Male Bobbi Morse, Female Clint Barton - Character, Nick Fury Sr., Ka-Zar (Marvel), Female Ben Morse, Barney Barton, Janet Van Dyne, Peter Parker Relationships: Bobbi Morse/Clint Barton, BobbiClint - Relationship, MockingHawk - Relationship Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Bobbi Morse has issues, Clint Barton Has Issues, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Bobbi is chaotic as we all know, Rocky relationship as we all know, Mentions of the Slade Family, Bisexual Bobbi Morse, Bisexual Clint Barton, It's almost comic notes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, POV Bobbi Morse, Character Study, Mentions of Canon Relationships via https://ift.tt/N2E3Flx

[spacesuitsforemergency]

Toddy is the lazy boy of the team, while everyone else is running around trying to get shit done, he’s snoring on the couch with a half empty pizza box on his chest and the tv remote in his hand. Dude is so lazy that when he’s comfortable, he will do anything to not have to get up

He forgot to turn off the light but he’s already in bed? He just shoots the light switch with an arrow and Clint has to yell at him the next morning for breaking it again

He’s on the couch and the pizza delivery guy is here? He literally had Neil come over and rig the door so Toddy can push a button and it opens, and he makes the pizza guy bring it to him

[thetorchwoodarchive]

Corresponding with the Joneses by MockingHawke (Ianto&Martha, MarthaThomas, JackIanto | WIP | 659 | G)

Ianto and Martha Jones just keeping in touch bc how could they not? They even already have the same last name!

-- It is very much just prompts compilation in the beginning