#mod fess

[bixels]

I feel like I've seen most of what interests me in FiMFiction for the time being, so I read through some good ol' reliable Stardew Valley fanfics last night, only to realize.

Haley x Female Farmer is basically Rarijack. Rarijack adjacent.

[sysboxes]

I work at the one in Kansas City...

I do it sometimes because i dont have a phone

WHY ARE YOU CHECKING SYSBOXES AT WORK???

[post-shift2]

Somehow was mistakenly given admin powers in the secrrt Post Shift discord? I have not said anything to mods bc I am entertained by this.

[ams-husband]

if i had a dime for every time i've been directly harassed by a double of my husband i would have 2 times! it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice!

after much deliberation i've decided to make a post about the situation pertaining some really bad harassment from @ ayumomio [this seems to be their username on most platforms.] the below is pulled directly [with minor edits for context] from an announcement i made in the discord server ---

[#announcements, @everyone]

hey guys! no silly goofy vul right now sadly.

in the span of the past day or so the yumegalaxy mods have realized that someone in our server, the one with the username harlan as you could probably guess by them leaving moments ago, has been secretly an am double this whole time.

even without the added details this would be a very mean and gross thing to do, but unfortunately they didn't stop there and went as far as to harass me, steal my ideas, and vaugepost mean things about me. all the while i was being nothing but kind to them both as who they presented themselves as in the server and how they presented themself as my double. i went out of my way to say hi and be kind when i saw a mutual reposting their content.

as of today they were confronted by me and the mod team. after around an entire hour of them denying that this was the case, even when presented with irrefutable evidence, they fessed up. of course, shortly after they edited their message.

when asked further they said that they did it because it was "funny." i dont have to explain to you all how disgusting this behavior is.

they left on their own accord after this.

its up to you how you react to this, i of course would suggest blocking them [@ayumomio on most things we've seen] but of course i cannot force you to do anything.

i think you can probably tell by the tone and length of this announcement that i'm quite upset about this situation [i will not lie, tears have been shed] but i hope yumegalaxy can quickly put this situation behind us.

i want to say thank you to my mods, charlie for bringing the situation to our attention in the first place, and the others for helping me confront them and cope with the situation. thank you to all of you as well! thank you to jimmy for letting me vent about the situation to him when i felt i shouldn't speak of it here publicly.

i genuinely love this server dearly and it's made me so happy to see a community of likeminded and passionate beings come together and grow like this.

once again, thank you all.

love, vul 🤍 🌐 🪽 --- i don't want this to be seen as me trying to tear down a double out of jealousy, that's simply not who i am, so i'm including the transcription below.

i was unsure if posting this publicly would be the right thing to do but i've come to the conclusion that it's not right to let such meanspirited and childish behavior go unchecked. and. yk what? after the shit they pulled i think i deserve to be petty.

not sure what else to say here. like i said before, your reaction to this is entirely up to you and in no way was this intended to be an attack. idk.

tonight has been rough for me.

love, vul

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

There's Hope

🩸Previous Parts Here🩸

Dom x Colson (Yungblud x Machine Gun Kelly)

Warnings: ABO dynamics (knots, slick, heats, mpreg), alpha serial killer/hitman Dom, omega mob boss Kells, this is a heavy chapter but it ends up okay I promise, past abuse, past trauma, past miscarriage, baby fear, panic, Kells in denial, overwhelmed boys, Dom being a rock, hurt/comfort, fussing, teasing, pregnancy symptoms, internal ultrasound, nerd references, love confessions, Dom being a hopeful puppy, family cuddles, enemies to lovers 💣 Rating: mature

All ideas helped by @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker 🖤

Dominic had been living with his mate for over two months and he was surprised how well they were doing. Of course they had little fights sometimes. He wasn't sure how many times he'd had a toothpaste cap thrown at his face in the morning because he left it off the night before, but overall they were doing amazing in his admittedly small book of healthy relationships. Colson woke up before him and went for a walk around the block if he wasn't too sick and by the time he was home the Alpha would be awake helping Tom finish up breakfast. They'd share a meal if the scent didn't bother the omega before he shared a shower with his lover that normally at least ended up in messy make out sessions and wandering hands. Finally they'd get dressed and go to work which still rankled the boy more than he liked. He wasn't a nine to five kind of sociopath, not that their job was anything normal. His badass boss bitch ran a tight ship on his mob and an even tighter one on their cover business.

It was still a little frustrating for the Alpha to be confined underground all day and he didn't really have much to do. He did get paid to stand around and stare at his mate but he was at most a bodyguard that didn't even carry a gun. The omega had tried to find him a title that fit but nothing really worked for a nineteen year old who's only skill was murder. He'd even tried to be a regular walk around guard but he'd started getting nervous so far away from his partner. Eventually they settled on him just being one of the boys but none of them really accepted him besides Mod. They weren't rude, they just seemed apprehensive and confused and Colson wasn't planning to fess up to anyone else anytime soon.

He had only taken one job since he moved in and only because it was close. Tom still kept an eye on his orders and one had bothered him enough to take. It was some asshole who thought the dancers in the club he frequented were free reign to hurt. Dom had enjoyed teaching him a lesson and liked the sex he had with his lover that night even more. He'd found out not long after it had been Col’s club and girls. The beautiful man he claimed as his own had hired him instead of asking him out right. He'd have done it for free with pleasure.

Every night they shared dinner with Collette, Tom, and Mod. It was strange for the Alpha to feel like he had a family but there was just one thing truly driving him mad. His incredible mate was still denying their child existed and he still refused to see a doctor for them. They were past the first trimester and the man was still sick most days. It scared Dom more than he could explain that the other wouldn't listen and he wasn't used to the emotion. Not anymore. He'd tried to convince him in small ways and a few times resorted to begging. He'd been down on his knees at one point but that just turned… interesting. The omega had said if he wanted to open his mouth while kneeling he could think of something to put it to better use. He truly had, but it still didn't solve the boy's dilemma.

He thought once Kells started to show it would finally make him accept it but he failed to realize he was mated to the most absolutely stubborn man. There was already the smallest swell to his stomach and while Dom was obsessed the older man was decidedly not. He still remembered how cautiously excited he'd been the first time Colson had complained about his pants being tight.

“Fuck! I think my dry cleaners screwed something up. My pants feel- ugh!” And he'd make a grumpy face.

“Oh yeah? Sure you ain't getting a little… bump?” The fear of possibly insulting his partner made his pulse pick up.

“Fuck you! I don't have any bump. Shut up. If anything it's because I haven't worked out right in months.”

“And whys tha’? The same reason you got tha’ bump?”

“No- I just… I'm always too tired in the morning cause you wear my ass out with your constant fucking needs!”

“You got ‘em too. And whys tha'?”

“Don't worry, I don't think I'll be having any needs for the foreseeable future asshole.” The omega had stormed off but he didn't keep to his word. The sex that night was bloody mind-blowing.

No matter what he did to plead with his mate nothing ever seemed to get through to him. It was emotionally exhausting but he didn't want to push too hard and break the bond they'd so carefully crafted. The only time he was even able to pay much attention to his whelp was at night as they drifted to sleep. That's when he stole time to spend with them. He'd whisper quietly when he thought Col was asleep and he'd lavish the omega's belly with kisses and gentle caresses. He hadn't been caught that he knew of, he was pretty sure he wouldn't live to see the next day.

All of the Alpha's worries came to a near breaking point one night as they lay in bed mostly asleep. Colson was under before Dom as he usually was. The baby seemed to keep him completely fatigued at all times except for the moments when Kells was almost heat wild for him. The boy was under the covers, curled over his lover's side, his head resting on the man's hip so he could whisper softly to the babe. He wasn't sure how long he'd been hidden there but he was starting to feel his eyes heavy enough to close when suddenly the body under him jolted, and then went stiff. He froze, his predator eyes wide and his heart in his throat. He worried that his omega had woken up and caught him and he was about to get destroyed- knot first most likely.

“Dom?” Colson's voice was so soft he wouldn't have heard it if he wasn't listening so intently but his partner wasn't angry… he sounded terrified. “Something's wrong.”

The Alpha moved fast, sitting up so the covers flew off behind him but his mate was already shivering and reaching for his hand. “Wha' ya mean? What's wrong luv?” He asked as calmly as he could as the other man sat up and squeezed his palm. For the first time in months he watched Kells touch over his stomach and the pit inside Dom turned to a black hole.

Fear filled blue eyes met jade and Col fought the tears he felt welling. This was why he couldn't admit something was growing inside him. He knew he'd ruined himself or was broken from the beginning. He couldn't ever get attached because he knew his heart would be broken and in turn it would break his boy's heart as well. “I don't know. Something is wrong. I felt it. I'm sorry. Am I bleeding?”

The Alpha took a deep breath but he couldn't scent anything besides scared mate and left over sex from a few hours before. He shook his head and started to try and pull free but his lover kept a tight grip on him. “It'll be alright. I'll get yas to ‘ospital. I'll take care of yas. I've got ya baby, no matter wha'.”

Colson shook his head as his fear tripled, he couldn't go to emergency like this. “No! Fuck um- my phone. It's under The Doctor. Text her and… don't leave? Am I bleeding?” He begged again and again Dominic shook his head no.

The Alpha leaned over to find his omega's phone and he did what he could by reaching out. The Doctor, as she was listed, confirmed almost automatically she'd join them as soon as she could. “You ain't bleeding. Swear. Jus' look at me. Cols, baby? We okay. Jus' breave.”

“I'm sorry. Shit, I'm sorry. I told you! I fucking told you but you wouldn't listen! I can't do this!”

“Hey! Listen to me, no matter wha’ ‘appens we are gonna be okay. I'm ‘ere for you. I love you. Tell me about the Doctor yeah? Didn't know ya knew a time traveler.” He tried to distract Col’s spiraling mind and was surprised when he got a small smile. His lover was trembling and rocking with his legs pulled up against his chest but at least he seemed to listen. Dom would do what he needed to be his mate's rock but he couldn't bring himself to use any control. He just had to keep steady and help prove they were all fine.

“She's been seeing me since I got here. Helped me through-” Kells felt his throat close up and he looked away for a moment but he forced himself to keep talking. “She gives me blockers. Gave. Works with our omegas in secret. We can trust her. Is there blood?”

Dom shook his head again but just to reassure the terrified man he swiped his fingers over the mattress underneath him. When Col saw his killer's clean hand he took a breath but he couldn't help worrying. Hating himself. This wasn't something he wanted to be right about. The Alpha kept him talking as much as he could but thankfully they didn't have to wait long before they both heard the elevator ding. The Doctor was in and she entered their room brandishing a large bag and box of some sort in one hand, and bright blue gloves in the other. The boy couldn't help wondering if that was on purpose but he liked her automatically. “What's up bitches?”

“Fuck! Took you long enough.” The omega growled but he didn't relax, if anything he held himself even tighter.

“Love the warm welcome at three in the morning. I just left my sexy as fuck wife in bed alone to come serve your ass, princess. Now let's try that again.” She set her tools on the floor next to the bed and slipped her gloves on with measured ease. She looked so young but Dom knew she had to be at least in her late thirties or early forties.

Colson tried to breathe down his fear, he was comforted by her presence but her being around meant he had to face the problem at hand and visits with her always meant being what he'd hated to be for so long. She was an amazing doctor and when they met she was fresh from medical school, the first omega to force her way in and graduate top of her class that he knew of in California. No one had hired her though so of course Travis had. She was great with the people they saved and he made sure she made bank for her troubles. He felt safe with her, but still terrified overall. “This is Dom.” He offered instead of explaining the situation as she took a seat in front of him.

Dom nodded at her and she held up her hand in what he was pretty sure was the symbol from Star Trek. How bizarre. Even her shirt was fandom under his maroon doctor’s coat but he wasn't sure what. “I'm Col's mate. Nice to meet yas.”

“Oh! Kells, I'm so happy for you! And what a looker. Good get.” She teased, nodding her head in approval, her fiery red hair almost bouncing in its messy top bun. “Can someone explain what's happening? Why am I here bro?”

When his lover didn't speak Dom took the lead, squeezing Colson's hand gently. “He's about fifteen weeks along I fink. He woke up saying he felt summat but ain't said wha’.”

“So that's why I have a backlog of blockers for you. I was wondering why I hadn't seen you and now I'm a little pissed that I haven't. You know better. Tell me what you felt.” She was the perfect mix of soft and firm with Kells, very no nonsense but understanding. It eased part of the fear in the Alpha's chest but he wouldn't feel better until he knew everyone was safe.

“I… I couldn't. I can't. Blood?” The last was directed at Dom again and the boy's heart hurt. He shook his head and crawled to sit next to him but he wouldn't coddle unless allowed. “I wasn't asleep. I'm never asleep. I pass out when you do.” He admitted and shocked his mate. Dominic was surprised and thankful for all he let him do. “I don't know what it was. I just felt… weird. Like… like I chugged a sprite or something. Bubbles and shit. I don't know what it is but it couldn't be good right?” He still wasn't admitting there was anything inside him but… he had to explain. Even he was amazed at his own mental gymnastics but denial was something he was a pro at.

“Bubbles? Like a fizzy little woosh? Kinda like the TARDIS noise but a feeling?” She asked and Dom bit his lip not to react. Colson blinked blankly at her but she rolled her eyes. “Don't even. After knowing me so long you know what I'm talking about. Besides, your pretty boy mate is British. It's like part of their religion or schooling or something. Right?”

“Sure.” Dom agreed but the only reason he didn't laugh was his fear. It was starting to ease because she didn't seem too concerned after hearing the man's explanation. “Is our baby okay?” He couldn't help but ask. Was that the first time he'd called it that aloud?

“Let's see!” The Doctor squeaked, leaning down to open her the box she brought with her. The damn thing was blue too. When she sat back up she was holding something long and incredibly phallic that made Colson groan. “Shut up. Yes we have to use the wand. Now sit back like a good boy and think about Kansas.”

“Kansas?”

“I just watched Wizard of Oz.” She shrugged.

After a few moments of the two omegas glaring at each other Colson gave in and sat back. Dom handed him a pillow to rest in his lap after he wigged free of his boxer briefs. It was an inner battle for him to be able to open his legs but she waited patiently until he did. It was when she ripped open a condom and slipped it on the tool that Dom almost choked. He was trying so hard to hold it together.

The Alpha kept eye contact with his lover and tried to ignore the machine The Doctor used. He wanted more than anything to see his child but until they were out his mate came first. He had to prove that. “Blood?” The man whimpered and Dom smiled softly and shook his head. He wouldn't get annoyed and he would answer as many times as he needed.

“If this wand makes you bleed I might have to think less of your boyfriend here.” She teased them both as she stared down at a screen.

Colson was surprised at himself when he choked on a laugh but it was more at his lover's shocked face. The action made his stomach clench and his core along with it. The feeling of the device inside him made him wince but with Dom’s attention on him it wasn't so bad. Not like the last time.

“Anything else you're worried about?” She asked to keep them talking. She knew worry was bad for all three of them and didn't want to make it worse. "You know you could have cleaned up first. The only Alpha jizz I like is my wife's." She huffed teasingly and they both flushed.

“He still pretty sick.” Dom offered, trying to ignore the burn in his cheeks. He didn't feel shame the way others did but he knew what was proper.

“I'm not surprised. He hasn't had these hormones in over a decade, in fact he's been flooding his system with the opposite. It's possible the sickness will last until you adjust but I can get you something for it.”

“Nah. I don't want to risk anything.” Colson sighed before realizing and trying to fix it. “Not that there's anything to risk.” The eye roll he got for that one was intense.

“Alright yeah, nuffin to worry about. You such an unbelievable-” Whatever name the boy was about to call him was cut off by a whimper from his mate. The Doctor pulled the wand free and started packing everything up.

“So… what's up?” Kells tried to prompt and she arched a brow at him.

“I thought there wasn't anything?” She teased but there was a noise like a small printer was going off.

“Please?” Dom asked and she took pity on his puppy dog eyes. For a sociopath he was surprisingly good at pouting.

“You felt your baby dumbass. That fizzy feeling? You felt them. It's a little early but that's a totally normal thing. They're actually really healthy from what I can see. Here.” She explained, holding out a small printed off picture in black and white.

Colson's hand shook as he took the offered gift and he stared at it trying not to cry. “So I'm not… I didn't… right?” He couldn't ask if he was broken but she'd known him long enough.

“They're okay. And you're doing great but come by soon so I can take blood for labs alright? Daddy, you'll drag him in if he says no.” She ordered and it hit the Alpha like a ton of bricks. Dom couldn't stop staring at the small image of a white blob. He could only make out a little but it didn't matter. He knew what it was. He nodded at her but couldn't speak, the title struck him mute. He just tried to savor the moment while he was allowed. “Alright boys, I'm out. But first-” She paused and stripped off her gloves before doing something on her phone. When the omega's own beeped he picked it up and opened what she sent.

It was a sound file and when he pressed play he felt confused at first. It was just a fast beat but after a moment it hit him. It was a heartbeat. It was his baby's heartbeat. Fuck. He heard his lover sniffle as The Doctor packed up and slipped out the door with a final- “Peace bitches.” And the two were left alone. Well… three.

“I told you we okay.” The Alpha soothed and Colson nodded. He forwarded the clip to his partner before locking his phone. So much of him wanted to give in and let himself believe but there was still a pit of fear he couldn't erase telling him he did too much damage to be a safe home for a child.

“I love you too.” He whispered and he let it be to both of them as his thumb rubbed over the small form of his babe. He felt Dom’s stare and he smiled softly but he still couldn't look away. “When I was panicking. You said you loved me. It was mixed in with a whole bunch of comforting shit but I figured that was the important part. I knew you'd be the bitch and say it first.” When Dom laughed wetly and kissed his cheek he made a playful face. “I hope she didn't get any fucking goo on my sheets.”

“Don't bloody say it.”

Colson huffed. He knew he had a valid point though and he wasn't sure how to get untrasound goo out of Egyptian cotton. After a few more moments of a longing stare he passed the picture to his boy. “I have to piss. Keep this.” He was trying not to shut down again completely but it was hard, he could feel himself getting attached.

Dom took the picture happily and knew he was being watched as he pressed a kiss to it and tucked it away in his bedside table. It would be safe there and close for them both. He couldn't fight a smile as he texted Tom everything was okay, he knew his brother would worry but he'd explain while they cooked the next morning. No matter what his lover tried to say he'd been scared to lose their child. Even if it was a small amount of time he'd shown he was already attached. He could wait for more now that he had that knowledge. But he'd seen how it nearly broke his omega and he wouldn't push.

When Kells crawled back into bed he was cleaned up and nude. Dom of course followed suit and curled around him tight. When he snuck under the covers next he knew his mate was still awake and Colson pet through his wild hair as he spoke in hushed tones to their baby. He didn't have to admit their reality to love it's existence. Dom doted on them enough for them both. He just hoped his psycho would put up with him long enough to find strength in the face of what had scared him most for so long.

Author's Note/Tags: @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker @hollywoodxwhore @jaxbreaker @fenoy7 @cole-way-iero28 if anyone wants tagged let me know 🖤

I know this was a bit heavy but hopefully there was enough fluff to make it better. Denial is strong in this omega but I think Dom can help. Someone is going to start making themselves known. I hope you all enjoyed! 💣🖤

[drarrymicrofic]

This holiday season, the Microfic Discord Server hosted a special Secret Santa version of our classic Wheel of Drarry gift exchange! Starting today and going until Christmas eve, we will be posting three of these anonymous gift fics per day! If you'd like to join the next round of our Wheel of Drarry exchange, dm us for a link to join the discord! 18+ only!

🎁 Enjoy your treat, @cavendishbutterfly!

Title: A Breath Before Leaping Wordcount: 3.3k Rating: E Warnings/Content: Drinking

Summary: Harry is certain he's overthinking matters. Just fess up!

All Secret Santa fics are available for reading now in the Ao3 Collection!

🎄 Your Festive Microfic Mods

[chaifootsteps]

I saw people asking about me, and wanted to clear things up in case of confusion - this is coming from my own bias because it's my side, but I try to be as objective as possible.

When I was younger I ran a webcomic and went under less of a handle and more of a personal name. Viv sent her friend at the time, Faust, to bully me (they were already bullying a bunch of other artists at the time too), I THINK for "similar styles" since that was something Viv got defensive over and a lot of people compared our art very publicly. This was years worth of bullying, too, so when people say "it happened years ago", yes, and it carried on for years.

Eventually, Faust also bullies another friend of mine, and this causes a mutual friend between the two of us (who ran an HH fan blog) to leave the fandom and announce by on the blog. Viv commented directly on it, and called the blog owner a liar and my other friend a liar. I reblogged the post on my main account, and basically said "My friends aren't liars and here's the proof of what they're saying about what Faust did." Some time after this, Viv started going to her crew and friends, and started telling them to actively block me and stop supporting my work (we had a lot of mutual supporters). I got blocked suddenly by anyone connected to her that I was connected to, and later this was confirmed when one of her former Patreon mods let it slip to a mutual friend between she and I. This was grounds for financial damages technically, I'm not as concerned with that because I was such a small fry in a big webcomic pool, but it did hurt a lot to hear that someone with hundreds of thousands of followers had it out for me because she couldn't beat me into the ground years prior.

Trying to keep a long story short, she sent her sister to apologize to some other victims, and the victim I talked to told me to reach out to said sister since Viv refused to apologize herself and made her sister into a proxy. I DM'd said sister, asked for an apology, got blocked, never tried to contact anyone in her family again. In the apology the other victim got, Viv's sister fully admitted that Viv had an issue with cyberbullying and had in fact sent Faust to attack other people "all those years ago". Viv posted about me by name on Bluesky where I didn't have an account at the time to contest anything she said with - she said I was a stalker (I've never made an effort to find anything that isn't public or sent to me), that I meant her physical harm (I do not, I would never, and I have repeatedly said that what I want in an ideal world is for her to apologize to all her victims, myself included, and then do some soul-searching and come back a better person), that I harassed her family (as said above, I went to her sister on advice from one of the other victims, because Viv used her sister as a mouthpiece and that's on her), and that I ran multiple accounts to do all this (I deleted my old accounts under my personal name because of the personal hurt I was going through, I took a break from the internet for months, and then I came back on this account with a handle that's very sentimental to me - the two accounts never existed at the same time).

Faust may have grown in that time, I only mention them in this story out of wanting to keep clarity, and honestly if they have changed then good for them and I wish them the best. I don't like everything they've said and done, especially where their treatments of clients has come in, but I know they've gone through some rough stuff and also been thrown under the bus by Viv so... I'd appreciate if they at least fessed up to their culpability in it, because that would help vindicate a lot of the victims, and I think a lot of people would be willing to forgive them if they just acknowledged the hurt they caused instead of pretending like it never happened and they never helped Viv do it. That said, Viv was still the one who sicked them on me, and she was still the one who went out of her way to try to hurt my work and myself.

Thank you for your story and clarification. Not gonna comment too much because I want it to let it stand on its own, but it really does sound like everyone else grew up and Vivzie just...never did.

[thrpr0phetuseek]

Hold on let me decide if I just need to create a second blog or fess up XD

-🎠mod

ooc: fess up fess up fess up fess up /silly /nf

[actual-trolls-for-real-justice]

🌸 I've reopened the submissions and asks. Which were NOT supposed to be closed! So... WHO CLOSED THE THEM?! FESS UP, NOW. 🌸

🌸 Mod Remele 🌸

[slenderverseagainsthate]

This is the WORST morning ever someone aye ALL og my rasberry jam. I bought this two days ago it was full last night! Jam thief whoever you sre… please fess up

-Mod Amy ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

[thdrama2]

someone who sells on toyhouse having a drama account, maybe I'm just cynical but this serves as a pretty good way to control the narrative by deleting anything critical about you/your team no? either way thdramas2 fessing up is not going to be good for business methinks once people find out

Replying to this.

It seems that the mod worded things poorly and had not meant they were one of the group owners but rather that they are a part of its community.

Therefore, as a correction the only knowledge available is:

The account stated "coming from someone whose in amigays"

The account responded with clarifications that they had meant that they are "in the community not that i run the damn thing."

Both their blog and my blog received negative asks about a user related to Amigays drama. And each other. lol.

The typing style is similar to two owners of Amigays but that is not necessarily hard proof of anything.

That is the only empirical connection and speculation of specific users owning the account was jumping the gun.

Sadly poor wording can be the difference between a relatable comment and an anon getting excited.

[hcguesstheauthormessageboard]

Thanks for HGTA mods for hosting such an amazing event!! If it wasn't obvious, I was 🧨 anon. See? The centric characters (Grian and Tango) I wrote matched the color of the emoji. The funny part was that I just randomly clicked an emoji in the emoji tab of my keyboard and just realized in the guessing period that the peeps I wrote matched my icon XD

Unfortunately I wasn't able to write more than 3 fics since the brainstorming period in the middle of writing each of them each took way too much time but it was worth it. And who was the one who replied to this? 😂

I almost spilled my drink when I read this *wheeze*

OKAY SO. there is one mod of the messageboard so i ‘fess up to writing that HOWEVER people info dumping is just. i feel like it would be intensely attractive to anyone? someone please tell me this isn’t a weird thing 😭

[liesmyth]

(homestuck rp site anon) the thing is it WAS an accident on my part, truly !! i had just become a mod on the site, so the admins were teaching me how to log into the backend of the site. i do so, and i see a big banner across the top that says "software out of date, please update now". i assume that this is a problem on *my* computers end, and it seems pretty urgent, so i click the button! the site immediately starts glitching. the mods are like "hey what happened did someone break something" and im like ...oops. in my defense, i do feel like they should have warned me about the banner /before/ they told me to log into the sites backend!!

i fessed up, and they werent mad at me. but it severely Broke the sites code. and in their goodbye post, the devs directly cited that incident as the Morale Killer that led them to fully discontinue the site a few months later, bc the amount of effort and time it would have taken to fully fix the code was disproportionate to the amount of joy that they received from keeping the site running.

but yeah. my forced updating of a site broke the code badly enough that it was the reason for the sites eventual undoing. whoops.

ok but this is on them for not telling you!!!! you just updated a software!!!!

[fictionkinfessions]

PLS IGNORE THE NENE🪼 fess

I'm stupid and thought the other one didn't go through bc my wifi went out 😭 Pls have a great day mod SORRY FOR BEING DRAMATIC ABT MISSING THE HUSBAND

I'm no sure did you want me to delete the one n the inbox then?

[beyond-the-rabbit-hole]

Ngl I read the word "vaquero" and immediately wondered what fairmount would think, and then I noticed there's a new mod. Hello!!!!! Welcome!!!!!!!

Vaquermount - A Statistical Habit Relationship Outlier

Features: Vaquermount

Warnings: none

So these two? They’re a semi-functional couple, with Fairmount being utterly smitten, and Vaquero being confused, but loves being appreciated for the god he is.

Fairmount? He’s head over heels. Granted, he’s not the healthiest about it, but he genuinely means every bit of what he does. Vaquero wants dinner? Great, he’s hunting bears! Boyfriend wants to hunt something? Hunt him! Future husband wants some space? Not a fucking chance. As much as he worships the ground Vaquero spits on, this loops back around to him being extremely clingy once he’s comfortable letting that part of him out… So maybe three days tops.

Vaquero? Never expected to be in a situation like this, and initially treated Fairmount with pure hostility. But then the damn thing just kept coming back, and now? He’s quite used to having his mutt around, and if he’s feeling brave, might even admit that he’s grown a soft spot for the other. No one else is allowed to touch him without feeling the white-hot end of his wrath and every night he expects Fairmount’s side of the bed to be occupied, warm and content.

Sometimes though, they do argue, as all couples do. For them and most other Habits, it’s common for conflicts to come up about food, snacks, and who should and shouldn’t be eating them.

“Fairy?” Vaquero hummed with a lopsided, threatening smile as he peered down into the candy jar. It seemed all the reeses had been replaced with empty wrappers. “Any idea where the hell all the darned reeses went?”

Uh oh. Uh oh. He’s sitting there, mouth full of reeses, heart full of guilt, and knowing that he’s in big trouble. Swallowing hard, his voice came out as a little squeak. “Uhhh… They were… Eaten?” He’s so fucked.

Vaquero shot him a side eye with a small sneer, exposing a sharp, yellowed enamel.

“And who ate them, Fairy?”

He's tempted to pin it on his Evan but… No, that'll never work. Vaquero would probably sniff out his bullshit faster than a dung beetle. Sighing, he decided maybe it was best to fess up to being guilty of the crime this time. “I ate them… Sorry. I got the munchies and I just couldn't stop once I started.” He bowed his head apologetically.

The air thickened with a long pause. Vaquero’s thick platformer boots moved in heavy, methodical steps along the wooden tiles of his cabin until his breath grazed Fairmount’s guilty face.

“Shame on you,” he cooed. A calloused hand tucked itself under Fairmount’s chin and guided his face up to look into Vaquero’s narrowed eyes. “You’ll be paying for that.”

A certain, special dread comes over him. He’s dead. He’s so dead. He knows that look, he’s fucked- “I’m sorry-” He started to whine out.

“I bet you’re sorry. You shoulda known better,” Vaquero mused, his lips upturning in a small, playful smile, “come now, the nearest gas station ain’t gonna rob itself. You’re gonna go chase off some rabbits fer me.”

He leaned down and pecked Fairmount on the lips, making sure to get a taste of that chocolate smudged on the corner of his lip.

Fairmount couldn’t help it. That little reassurance was all he’d needed to melt right back into his usual dumb, lovestruck smile. Nodding eagerly, he hooked his arms up around Vaquero’s neck. “I can do that!”

And with that, Vaquero escorted them out of their home to have fun violating Geneva’s Convention at their local 711.

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

hellooo!!! c!grian fictive here and im just here to say hi bc im so glad to find this blog /v pos

here’s a silly story: i formed before we even liked my source :p (we got into it because i’m here) and also a week later of missing my sister pearl we’ve been “reunited” (aka we have her in our sys too)

AND!!! i love love love our system family so much!!! it’s just me and my sister, and of course our 2nd host, a literal anthromorphic cat demon is our new found mother figure >:3…and of course, me and pearlo have a father figure from our partner sys too, who’s just a fictive of jason from dc. i think it’s really funny how systems have the most random family tropes but i love my sis and parental figures so so much!!!

can i claim to be 🍀💫 anon?? technically just our most common system collective proxy we use 😭

(deff coming back to fess more next time!!)

interesting! and ofc! nice to meet ya'll 🍀💫 Anon! we're happy to have you here!

- Mod Hels