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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[cholerascum]

""prime directive"" be damned, I really sincerely wish someone grabbed me, shook me around, and told me "YOU'RE TRANS, STUPID. START HORMONES", I would have been so much better off so much sooner

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[sophibutt]

personally i think 🤗 looks like someone about to push you over, perhaps off a cliff while they are smiling so cheerfully about it

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[faequeentati]

thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

[crimeboys]

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

[bcmemes]

What I've never understood about [Speaking foreign language] especially, is that the words are in the script. Is captioning such a second thought that the script writers or production aren't even bothering to send a transcript of the film to the captioning team? I don't even necessarily expect the captions to translate what's being said, but at least put the dialogue so I can do it myself if I desire.

Same thing with [mumbles incoherently] and such. Unless the media being captioned is live improvisation, that actor is mumbling something scripted, which means a sheet of paper exists with exactly what they are saying on it.

Absolutely no reason for this other than laziness and disregard for the deaf and HOH.

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[landoslawyer]

[botanycrewmember]

Anyway my spoiler-free Superman (2025) review is this: it’s a movie about the immigrant experience where there will always be people who see you as an alien no matter how much you do for your community, but it’s also about how your kindness WILL have a positive impact on the people around you; there WILL be people who are inspired by you to do more good. Superman is constantly saving people in this movie: he stops buildings from falling down, he shields people from debris, he tanks hits no one else can take, and others repay his kindness by supporting him when his strength falters.

It’s also a film about the woes of having a dog. Krypto cannot be stopped and that somehow solved 50% of the issues in the movie.

[godgivenwarning]

Thoughts hurt more angry bass lines please🤲

Me, shoving my earbuds in all the way to my brain: this will fix me

[intoblonde6ftwbbplayers]

texting paige part 6 😛

texting paige while siting court side