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[theatrevampire]

Jacob Anderson about Claudia and Madeleine.

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.06: Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light IWTVTwT Version.

[writebythecside]

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts: The Ghoul Special Edition

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[bluejayscrying]

batman says gay rights because I bet you that every pride month at least one Batkid swaps his angsty cape for a pride flag. no one knows which flag will be next, Monday was a Trans Flag, Tuesday was the classic rainbow, and as the week progresses, the 'old' flags are interchanged for new, gaudier ones. Its one of the first times all the kids get along, sitting in a room in the manor, adjusting the flags and carrying out their roles (Jason buys the flags because who's going to question a man built like a double-door fridge? Tim and Steph combine skills to sew them to fit the Batsuit, and the others focus on sneaking them to the Batcave) Bruce, in a true fatherly manner, pretends not to notice.

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Batman, wearing the most insane bedazzled Gay flag as a cape, face blank under his cowl: whats the mission, superman?

Superman: *chokes*

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Some drunk guy on the sidewalk outside a bar: YEAH!! BATMAN SAYS BI RIGHTS!

*Groups outside of the bar cheering*

Batman: :)

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Bruce hits a point where he simply accepts it, and even shows up to a JL meeting with a ridiculous cap balancing precariously atop his cowl saying 'men want me fish fear me' everyone is too scared to comment on it, even if Nightwing (who is over for and obligatory visit) is so obviously trying not to cackle

[kittybroker]

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hello? its so dark and lonely over here

[shaylogic]

The fact that Esther literally never bothered to learn the protagonists names for the whole season

Super in character. Truly no other villain is doing it like her

[wowwforever]

nintendo direct guy voice: Gay Sex fucks onto the nintendo switch later today

[mad-scientist-council]

Chemicals cannot hurt you. It’s so safe. Acid burns aren’t real. And neither are noxious gasses. It’s so safe to play with chemicals. I definitely did not create those monsters that are tearing up the village. All of these burns and scars and patched up wounds are completely unrelated. Completely unrelated.

[deloveusion]

let's go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[volchitsa-of-winterfell]

the way patrick zweig is so clearly a creature of desire; so fundamentally hungry. always devouring, uncaring of how desperate he might appear for it—taking a bite of the line judge's bagel sandwich before he even sits down; scarfing down his hotdog before grabbing a bite of art's, and then later treating their churros exactly the same way; picking the cigarette that tashi slapped out of his mouth up off the literal alleyway street so he can finish smoking it. acting on his hungers without asking permission first.

the way art donaldson is comfortable expressing desire without acting on it; content to yearn. mr. i-do-what-she-says-and-then-i-win obediently drinks his green juices, his electrolyte mixes; he lays his heart on the table for tashi, twice, and lets her decide when to take it; he tells her he wants to kiss her, but then lets her come to him to actually do it. a lapdog, just like patrick says: he'll turn his pleading eyes to you, desire writ across every line of him, but he is too well-bred to ever snap and just take.

....except, of course, with patrick; but even then, only when he can sublimate his desire for patrick into the appearance of desire for another woman. snapping at the churro when patrick calls him out over sowing doubt in his relationship with tashi is the obvious one, but also the fact that art is the one to come first in their mutual-masturbation experience when talking about kat zimmerman (how much of it was because of miss zimmerman and how much of it was art letting himself imagine patrick with her?). patrick, in the churro scene, describes it as seeing art "lit up about something," and while he's not wrong i think it's more specific than that. art feels deeply, keenly, but he guards the flames of his desire so carefully; banks them down and keeps the embers glowing for years. tashi is content to meet art halfway, to take the quiet longing invitations he extends. patrick is not. his desire, his hunger, is bigger than that. he wants to see sparks fly. how perfect, then, that he is the only one who can bring that out of art. he does exactly that with the racket-neck signal, and art (once he's over his shock) is once again lit up; ready to take the win, not to have it handed to him.

the way tashi duncan understands them both, perfectly, from their very first night in that hotel room that was so formative for all three of them. she kisses art first, because she already knows that if she kissed patrick first, art would take that as a rejection and retreat; put his desire away. she kisses art first because she knows patrick will not give up on his own desires that easily. she understands how to stoke art's desires and how to temper patrick's and teach him patience. and because of that, she gets them both: she doesn't have to choose.

[gebstargeb]

do u think he would fumble flirting with someone and then cry

[bluejayscrying]

I love the idea of when Jason gets revived he just starts re-counting his age. He such an asshole he would be using it every single day.

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Tim: OH MY GOD JASON!! Did you drink my coffee?!

Jason: you would dare accuse your poor baby brother of a crime?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Someone trying to flirt (probably at a gala, or maybe even as red hood): sooooo you come here often? How old are you big boy?

Jason, the size of a double door fridge in the deepest voice known to man: I’m four.

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Bruce trying to comfort Jason after a mission so he puts his hand on Jason’s shoulder: you okay son?

Jason with a shit eating smile, screaming: IM A MINOR!!! HELP SOMONE PLEASE THIS OLD MAN IS TOUCHING ME!! I don’t wanna be kidnapped! I’m just a kid!

[caseynovaksecretgf]

She is this all the time with rhaenyra

[giddyaunt425]

[kittybroker]

tittybroker

WHAT!?