#monk k!nk

[puppygator]

Once again thinking about how underutilized monks are in erotic/nsfw spaces.

Kiss his tonsure. Pull his hood over his head like a blind. Let your hands wander over his thick robes, feel for the soft mound of his cock through it. Listen to his whispered, desperate prayers, trying to keep his mind from your touch. Pull him by his cincture into your grasp, his sharp gasp at the tightness around his waist. Kiss his hands; maybe they are broad and rough from labor, maybe spindle-fingered with select little callouses, the hands of an artist, an illuminator. Let his robes pool around his waist so you can reveal the treasures between his legs; doesn't he look like a bashful bride? Is that not our place as the church, a bride to the Christ surely christ will be willing to share this eager, blushing bride. The lengths of untouched, holy skin, ready and prime for your touch, for your corruption of this holy man, to make him even holier and bring him to an ecstasy unlike any other.

[fanfiction-2868]

Who I write for

I don't remember every Tv show or Film or Celebrity I wouldn't mind writing for, so not everything's on here. If you have something else in mind not below, please still request as I may or may not write it. I'll tell you whether I can or can't. Xxx

TV Series

Agatha All Along

Agent Carter

Bones

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BTVS)

Charmed

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (CAOS)

Chucky

Criminal Minds (CM)

Desperate Housewives

Emily in Paris

Fate: The Winx Saga

FRIENDS

Good Witch

Grey's Anatomy (GA)

H2O: Just Add Water

How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)

Icarly

Law and Order: SVU

Lucifer

Modern Family

Monk

My Demon (K-Drama)

NCIS

Once Upon a Time (OUAT)

Pretty Little Liars

Ratched

Santa Clarita Diet

Scream Queens

Stranger Things

The Big Bang Theory

The Thundermans

The Vampire Diaries

Two and a Half Men

Victorious

Virgin River

Wandavision

Wednesday

Films

A Family Affair

Alien

Australia

A Quiet Place (1 & 2)

Barbie

Baywatch

Beetlejuice (both films)

Blended

Blue Lagoon

Charlie's Angels (2000's films & 2019)

Child's Play

Damsel

DC Universe (DCU/DCEU)

Disney Classics & Live Actions

Fear Street Trilogy

Final Destination (all movies)

Friday 13th

Glass Onion (both films)

Grown Ups

Halloween

Happy Gilmore

Harry Potter

James Bond (Daniel Craig)

Jungle Cruise

Jumanji

Jurassic World Films

Mamma Mia!

Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)

Mary Poppins (both films)

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Mr & Mrs Smith

Murder Mystery (both films)

Percy Jackson

Pixels

Princess Diaries

Ocean's 8

Ready or Not

Red One

Scream (all films)

The Addams family (1990's)

The Babysitter (both)

The Christmas Chronicles

The House with a Clock in its Walls

The School for Good and Evil

The Sound of Music

Yes Day

Animated

Batman: The Animated Series

Harley Quinn

Kimpossible

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (MLP)

LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitsu

Scooby Doo

Supernatural Academy

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT)

Winx Club

Female Celebrities

Alexandra Daddario

Amanda Seyfried

Ana de Armas

Angelina Jolie

Anne Hathaway

Ashley Benson

Ashley Olsen

Bella Thorne

Billie Eilish

Blake Lively

brooke Shields

Bryce Dallas-Howard

Cameron Diaz

Cara Delevingne

Cate Blanchett

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Charlize Theron

Christina Ricci

Claire Holt

Cobie Smulders

Courteney Cox

Dakota Fanning

Dakota Johnson

Demi Moore

Drew Barrymore

Elizabeth Banks

Elizabeth Olsen

Elle Fanning

Ellen Pompeo

Emilie de Ravin

Emily Blunt

Emily Browning

Emily Deschanel

Emily Wickersham

Emma Roberts

Emma Stone

Emma Thompson

Emma Watson

Eva Green

Famke Janssen

Florence Pugh

Gal Gadot

Gillian Anderson

Gwendoline Christie

Hailie Steinfeld

Halle Berry

Hayden Panettiere

Hayley Atwell

Holly Marie-Combs

Jamie Chung

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jenna Ortega

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Morrison

Jennifer Tilly

Julia Roberts

Julie Andrews

Julie Bowens

Kaley Cuoco

Karen Gillan

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Hudson

Kate Winslet

Kathryn Hahn

Katy Perry

Keira Knightley

Kendall Jenner

Khloe Kardashian

Kim Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Kristen Bell

Kristen Stewart

Kylie Jenner

Lana Parilla

Lily Collins

Lisa Kudrow

Lucy Hale

Lucy Liu

Margot Robbie

Maria Bello

Mariska Hargitay

Mary-Kate Olsen

Megan Fox

Meryl Streep

Michelle Gomez

Michelle Pfeiffer

Millie Bobby-Brown

Miranda Otto

Naomi Scott

Natalia Dyer

Natalie Portman

Neve Campbell

Nicole Kidman

Nina Dobrev

P!NK

Phoebe Tonkin

Rachel Weisz

Rebecca Mader

Reese Witherspoon

Rihanna

Rita Ora

Rose Byrne

Sabrina Carpenter

Salma Hayek

Sandra Bullock

Sarah Michelle-Gellar

Sarah Paulson

Scarlett Johansson

Sofia Vergara

Sophie Turner

Taylor Swift

Troian Bellisario

Uma Thurman

Vera Fermiga

Viola Davis

Winona Ryder

Zendaya

Male Celebrities

Adam Sandler

Andrew Garfield

Benedict Cumberbatch

Channing Tatum

Chris Evans

Chris Hemsworth

Cillian Murphy

Daniel Craig

Daniel Gillies

Dwayne Johnson

Eminem

Henry Cavill

Hugh Jackman

Jamie Dornan

Jason Mamoa

John Cena

Johnny Depp

Keanu Reeves

Leonardo Dicaprio

Robert Downey Jr.

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Reynolds

Tom Hardy

Tom Hiddleston

Tom Holland

Zac Efron

[ink-splotch]

Thanks all for sharing your joys and recommendations! I'm collating the list (so far) here for myself/y'all:

Books that were recommended that I already read & loved & recommend myself :)

The Witch King by Martha Wells - after a betrayal, a tired demon helps his angry lesbian witch best friend go on a quest to rescue the witch's stoic paladin wife

Gideon the Ninth / the Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir - engaging puzzlebox story set in a spacefaring necromantic cult, multilayered & twisty worldbuilding, intense moral complexity

This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar  & Max Gladstone - lyrical sapphic love letters between two agents on either side of a violent war across time and space

The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison - A young man unexpectedly becomes emperor and befuddles the court with his kindness

The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud (though I hear there's a fourth book now!) - GREAT! Engaging, and I wouldn't describe it as "feel good." Sort of like Howl's Moving Castle if it was told from Calcifer's POV and also Howl was an adolescent British wizard who was trying to grow up to be evil in a British empire running on wizardry

Sunshine by Robin McKinley - a baker who specializes in cinnamon rolls escapes a vampire abduction--unheard of--and returns to baking cinnamon rolls. AMAZING first person rambling POV & also always makes me want to run off and start an imaginary bakery

The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin 

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak 

Discworld by Terry Pratchett 

The Queen’s Thief by Megan Whalen Turner - stunning, engaging, delightful, twisty, read these sixteen million times and find some new double meaning every time. A young thief brags he can steal anything; and he's right.

Ender’s Game and Ender’s Shadow by Orson Scott Card

So You Want to Be a Wizard by Diane Duane - iconic worldbuilding, lengthy ongoing series by a delightful author

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xu 

The Inheritance Trilogy by NK Jemisin 

Diana Wynne Jones in general

Beartown by Fredrik Backman - heavy subject matter, lyrical prose

Unread recommendations!

Piranesi 

Diaspora by Greg Egan 

Spinning Silver, Uprooted, or the Scolomance trilogy by Naomi Novik 

Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia 

Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse 

A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine 

Little Thieves 

Thistlefoot 

Honor Harrington series by David Weber 

Arrows of the Queen (trilogy) by Mercedes Lackey 

The Raven Tower 

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet, or the Monk and the Robot series by Becky Chambers

The Orphan Tales by Catherynne Valente 

Provenance by Ann Leckie 

Master of One by Jaida Jones and Dani Bennet 

Dragerea series by Steven Brust 

I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey Mcquiston 

The Library of the Dead by T.L. Huchu 

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab 

Time to Orbit Unknown (ongoing publication) 

The Broken Earth trilogy by N.K. Jemisin 

Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon

Amberlough 

Alexandria Quartet 

Ghost in the Shell by SoloMoon 

Cirque du Triomphe series by Kieron ODuibhir 

FOXTROT WALKER BLUE by antistar_e/kaikamahine 

4311 S La Cienega Blvd., Los Angeles CA 90016 by avocadomoon 

Your body as a tourist by disco_vendetta/brinn 

Light from Uncommon Stars by Ryka Aoki 

Lamb by Christopher Moore 

The Rivers of London series by Ben Aaronovitch 

The Warrior’s Apprentice by Lois McMaster Bujold 

Imperial Radch Trilogy by Ann Leckie 

Alchemy Wars by Ian Tregillis 

Forgotten Gods by Marie Rutkoski 

Unconquerable Sun by Kate Elliot 

Carmilla by Le Fanu 

Ash and Huntress by Malinda Lo 

The Dark Days Club by Allison Goodman 

The Unspoken Name by A.K. Larkwood 

Roses and Thorns by Chris Anne Wolfe 

Strange the Dreamer 

The Daevabad trilogy by S.A. Chakraborty 

Tuesday Mooney books by Kate Racculia 

The Spell Book of Listen Taylor by Jacklyn Moriarty

Enter Title Here by Rahul Kanakia 

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern 

Eleutherophobia (Animorphs fic) 

The Lilith’s Brood series by Octavia Butler 

What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher 

Steerswoman books by Rosemary Kirstein 

Magic for Liars by Sarah Gailey 

Meddling Kid by Edgar Cantero 

Stand Still Stay Silent (webcomic) 

A CIty Dreaming by Daniel Polansky 

In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan 

Ninefox Gambit 

Nettle and Bone by T. Kingfisher 

Some by Virtue Fall, or the Chant books by Alexandra Rowland 

Even Though I Knew the End by CL Polk 

The Memory Librarian by Janelle Monae (audiobook recommended) 

Elatsoe by Darcie Little Badger 

Peter Darling by Austin Chant 

The Memoirs of Lady Trent by Marie Brennan 

Martians Abroad by Carrie Vaughn 

Emily St. John Mandel 

The Traitor Baru Cormorant 

Nghi Vo 

Aliette de Bodard 

Jade City by Fonda Lee 

Zen Cho 

The Assassins of Tamarin by SD Tower 

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow 

Britt Marie was Here! 

Trader by Charles DeLint

Stone Moon trilogy by MCA Hogarth 

The Dispossessed by Ursula K Le Guin 

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao 

The Three-Body Problem by Liu Cixin 

Ink Blood Sister Scribe by Emma Torzs 

Empress of Forever by Max Gladstone 

The Calculating Stars by Mary Robinette Kowal 

The Sentence by Louise Erdrich 

Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston 

Kindred by Octavia E Butler 

Binti by Nnedi Okorafor 

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

hey friends I’m looking for some reading recommendations!

I’ve just been rereading old favorites, which is a joy, but I’m hankering for something new to surprise me and capture me. I’m open to anything but have particular soft spots for:

- narrators or POV characters with distinctive, atypical voices, perspectives, or assumptions who make an ordinary or extraordinary world more interesting by being seen through their lens (ex. Martha Wells’ Murderbot, owlet’s This, You Protect)

- clever, precise plotting and storytelling such that final conclusions or reveals click together like delightful, unexpected but perfectly predictable clockwork— the sort that you can see obviously in the first chapter but only after you’ve read the last page; stories where the authors trust the reader to pay attention and figure stuff out (ex. Megan Whalen Turner’s The Queen’s Thief series, The Westing Game, Pamela Dean’s The Secret Country)

- worldbuilding with depth and texture — it feels explorable, immersive, like you could study it, like you could get lost, like other stories are going on just off the page (The Secret Countey gets a second honorary mention here, great book, I highly recommend)

- characters you can root for, especially ones that are slowly, quietly, unregretfully tearing themselves apart for something they care about (Kip Mdang from Hands of the Emperor, Newt from Designations Congruent with Things, Nico D’Angelo from the Percy Jackson books, Arthur in rageprufrock’s Presque Vu)

I like stories with momentum, stories that swallow you. I like beautiful things. I like stories that surprise me and make me think. Help a gal out? What stories have captured you?

[kgyst]

Egészen szürreális levél egy egyébként teljesen semleges témában, ijesztő látlelet arról, hogy a kishitleréknek milyen szinten vannak a már felső szintű káderei is. A levelet egy, állítólag doktorátussal helyettes államtitkár írta. Az Airportal fekete humorát dicséri, hogy változatlan formában közreadták a remekművet.

“De az milyen már, amikor” - Mondatkezdés egy sajtónak eljuttatott levélben.

“Merthogy ebből könnyen juthat arra a következtetésre az egyszerű ember, hogy mi, magyarok mintha kevésbé lennénk fontosak.“ - Ha egy multi egyenletes színvonalat produkál több országban, és ebből az egyenletes színvonalból Magyarország lóg ki (lefelé), akkor én ebből biztosan nem azt a következtetést vonnám le, hogy a multi nem szereti a magyarokat, hanem azt, hogy Magyarországon van valami alapvető probléma (az már részletkérdés, hogy ez micsoda, alkalmatlan, rosszul képzett a munkaerő, vagy éppen nincsen versenyhelyzetben a repülőtér, pl. mert Tököl még mindig nem fogadhat utasszállítókat, Ferihegy 1 -et megépítették, majd pár évre rá bezárták, és azóta se nyílt újra, vagy mert kiszámíthatatlan a környezet, emiatt nem mernek komoly invesztícióba kezdeni stb.)  

“se lift, se mozgólépcső, ahogy bárhol Európában” - Ez különösen pikánsan hangzik annak tükrében, hogy a liftek üzemeltetése és karbantartása milyen sikertörténet pl. az agglomerációs közlekedésben szintén érdekelt MÁV állomásain. Bónusz pont az európázásért.

“...az Arlanda repülőtéren Stockholmban, ahol rögtön az érkezésnél híres svéd művészek, sportolók, nemzeti büszkeségek fogadják az oda látogatót. Mások mellett Björn Borg, Ingmar Bergman, Sarah Sjöström és az ABBA tekint ránk mosolyogva a falról, óriásplakát méretben” - azt mondanom sem kell, ha Ferihegyen ilyen lenne, a jelenlegi garnitúra kb. első dolga lenne a plakát lecserélése rendszerhű arcokra, oszt nézhetnéd a Wass Alberttől Nagy Feróig terjedő jobboldali panoptikumot.

“Évi 80 milliárdos bevétel mellett tényleg pont arra nem jut pénz, hogy itt egy rendes bejárat és egy rámpa legyen?” - Ha az a rámpa megépülne (az OTÉK előírásai szerint, természetesen) akkor mindenki azon röhögne, hogy ezt hogy lehetett így elbaszni. Ma szabályos rámpát építeni gyakorlatilag lehetetlen, így nem szerencsés ennek a számonkérése.)

“Ha eddig nem érdekelte ez a repteret, majd épp most fogja?” - Repülőteret építeni nem egy-két éves elköteleződés, Ferihegynek elég nagy érvágás volt a válság, majd a Malév bedőlése (ahhoz mintha lenne köze a Fidesznek is), én ezt elég meggyőző oknak tartom, hogy az elmúlt években ne fejlesszenek.

PS egyébként a témáért kvázi felelős apparátcsikként én nem a területen dolgozók becsmérlését, hanem a támogatásukat tartanám fő feladatként, de sajnos a magyar bürokráciában “dolgozók” számára mára teljesen általánossá vált az a szemlélet, hogy az ország rajtuk kívül eső része nem másért létezik, mint az ő szórakoztatásukért.

Annak idején volt a Commodore Világ, abban volt egy megalevél-rovat, ez kb. oda illik.

[pcurrylistens]

Favorite Artists

Since this is a music blog, I think it would be wise to tell you all about what I like to listen to, yes?

Pop: Bruno Mars, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Janet Jackson, Ariana Grande, Zayn Malik, Kimbra, Beyonce, Adele, Wham/George Michael, Lana del Rey, Sia, Charli XCX, Culture Club, Cyndi Lauper, 80s Madonna, Maroon 5, Ace of Base, Natalia Kills, pre-Born This Way Lady Gaga, Robyn, Sam Smith, Gwen Stefani, P!nk pre-So What, Destiny’s Child, *NSYNC, Justin Timberlake before he became totally annoying, Nelly Furtado, Christina Aguilera pre-Bionic, Black Eyed Peas pre-Boom Boom Pow

R&B: Janelle Monae, Aaliyah, The Weeknd, SZA, PartyNextDoor, Majid Jordan, Syd/The Internet, Quadron, Little Dragon, Solange, D’Angelo, The Foreign Exchange, Ella Mai, Bryson Tiller, Brandy, TLC, SWV, Mary J. Blige, Jodeci, Boyz II Men, Bell Biv Devoe, Shai, Next, Frank Ocean, Miguel, Daniel Caesar, Kali Uchis, Steve Lacy, Tay Walker, Kelis, John Legend, Jazmine Sullivan, Lauryn Hill, Maxwell, Erykah Badu, Usher pre-2008, Alicia Keys pre-2011, pre-EDM Ne-Yo, Lloyd, Tony Toni Tone, Kelela, Kehlani, BJ The Chicago Kid, Jesse Boykins III, Ari Lennox, Kilo Kish, Anderson.Paak, Dawn Richard, En Vogue, 702, Robin Thicke pre-Blurred Lines

Funk/Soul: Prince, George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Parliament, Funkadelic, Chaka Khan/Rufus, The Time, Rick James, Teena Marie, DeBarge, Sade, Amy Winehouse, Jamiroquai, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Smokey Robinson, Donna Summer, Patti LaBelle, Earth, Wind & Fire, Zapp, The Gap Band, Curtis Mayfield, The Ohio Players, Alabama Shakes, Anita Baker, Sly & The Family Stone, The Isley Brothers, Kool & The Gang, Cameo, Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam, Slave, D-Train, Thundercat

Hip Hop: Chance The Rapper, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Schoolboy Q, Jidenna, 2Pac, N.W.A., Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Eazy-E, Bone Thugs & Harmony, Pharrell, Missy Elliott, Timbaland, Method Man, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Phontigallo, Kanye West before he married Kim K, Lupe Fiasco before he fell off his rocker, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, Goodie Mob, The Fugees, Goldlink, Russ, The Pharcyde, Grandmaster Flash, Whodini, Dizzee Rascal, Vic Mensa, Hopsin, Dizzy Wright, Action Bronson, Lil’ Wayne pre-Carter III, Azealia Banks before she became a hot mess, Angel Haze, Jaden Smith, Wiz Khalifa before he went mainstream, Salt-n-Pepa, Queen Latifah

Dance/Electronic: Black Coffee, Kaytranada, Snakehips, Flying Lotus, Daft Punk, Calvin Harris, AlunaGeorge, Jesse Rose, A-Trak, Frankie Knuckles, Disclosure, Kerri Chandler, Jesse Saunders, Inner City, M.I.A., Crystal Waters, Felix Da Housecat, Icona Pop, Kiesza, Krewella, Justice, Haywyre, Televisor, Technotronic, Major Lazer, Kaskade, Danny Avila, Morgan Page, Fred V. & Grafix, Rudimental, deadmau5 before he sold out, SBTRKT, Flux Pavilion, Bjork, Gorillaz, Massive Attack, Tricky, Pet Shop Boys, Years and Years, Shamir

Rock: Queen, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, David Bowie, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lenny Kravitz, The Ramones, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, early U2, The Police, Santana, Tame Impala, The xx, The Clash, Depeche Mode, Blondie, Eurythmics, Duran Duran, No Doubt, Tears For Fears, R.E.M., Psychedelic Furs, Alanis Morissette, early Beck, Florence + The Machine, Garbage, Imagine Dragons, Kate Bush, Ok Go, One Republic, Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth, The 1975, St. Vincent, MGMT, Santigold

Jazz: Esperanza Spalding, Brand New Heavies, Incognito, Najee, George Benson, Herbie Hancock, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Thelonius Monk, Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie

Latin/Caribbean: Selena, Romeo Santos, Aventura, Shakira, Enrique Iglesias, J. Lo pre-2005, Bob Marley, Pitbull before he sold out, Shaggy, early Sean Paul, Beenie Man, Jimmy Cliff, Ini Kamoze, Lady Saw, Mad Cobra, Sizzla, Wayne Wonder, Celia Cruz, Machito, Tito Puente, Sly and Robbie, Maxi Priest, Super Cat, Xtreme, Toby Love

Yes, as you all can see, I really do like a little bit of everything. 

[choaticcupcake]

Enemy Bag of Tricks Recap

hi, so i spent the last three hours writing a detailed summary of last night’s episode. i managed to cut it down to just under 2,600 words. this obviously contains spoilers.

hope you guys enjoy :)

i apologize for any grammatical or spelling errors.

The episode starts off with two hunters walking through the woods. They are soon approached by a new character, later revealed as Dwire Lee, who tells them that it’s not a good day to be in the woods. The elder hunter tells Dwire that he is trespassing on private property and asks him to get off before he calls the authorities. Dwire responds with a chuckle as three (not sure on the exact amount) people concealed in heavy camouflage rise from the ground around them guns in their hands. He then proceeds to say that his friends do not want the authorities involved. The scene ends with Dwire walking away as the two hunters beg for their lives before two gunshots are heard, presumably the ones that ended their lives.

The next scene is set in the Weller’s apartment with Kurt cooking breakfast. Jane enters the kitchen and Kurt takes a glance at Jane, stopping to ask if she did something different with her hair. Jane responds asking if Kurt if he likes it; of course he responds saying that he loves it. Jane then notices a stack of mail on the counter and grabs it, noticing that the pile contained various last notice bills. Kurt assures her that it is nothing, he just spent all of their money looking for her. Since they were both back at work now, things will quickly return to the way they used to be. He then sets a plate of pancakes, scrambled eggs, and bacon on the counter for her. She informs him that she has converted to being a vegan since all the monks in Kathmandu were vegan and she just kind of liked it. They share a few quick kisses before Kurt asks if there were any more surprises that he should know about. There’s a quick flashback to the previous episode where she is stashing her passports and cash in the vent, however; she tells him that there are no other secrets that she can think of.

In Stuart’s lab, Patterson’s frustration with the way he is running things is very evident as she complains about all the lag in her system. Stuart responds with a jab at her, saying that it stopped being her lab after she left to develop her app “Elftown”. Tasha joins in, telling him to stop doing that since they know that her app is called “Elfville” as she nonchalantly flips through some papers. Patterson responds, openly annoyed with both of them, saying that they both know that her app is called “Wizardville” and it was extremely successful. Stuart then reiterates that it is his lab now, a co-lab with a co-system; and that they should stop sweating the small stuff and focus on a tattoo that has been bugging him. Patterson takes another opportunity to explain why her system is better before Jane and Kurt enter the lab and Kurt announces that there is a tattoo that has been bugging him and that he wants to crack it that day. Patterson is undoubtedly frustrated and annoyed, telling him that it is just that easy, you pick a tattoo and her magic computer system cracks it for them. Kurt tells her that the Perseus tattoo has been irritating him and he thinks that he has some of it figured out. Tasha is clearly surprised and asked him if he solved it alone; which he answers saying that he is more than a handsome face. Still not convinced, Tasha asks him how he solved it. An extended scene of Roman blackmailing him to help with the tattoos from the previous episode is play. Kurt starts to explain how it solved it; there was an extra finger on Precues’ hands, eleven fingers. Jane then jumps in and says that upstate New York has the Finger Lakes and that there are eleven of them. Patterson overlays the map and the tattoo (both old and new), as well as connected the letters (LXT-Y17) on his fingers. The result is an intersection point as well as a search radius. Jane asks where the tattoo is located on her body and Stuart immediately replies “Left breast. Chest. The left chest area”. Reade objects to going out to the location and searching because he believes that playing Roman’s game is dangerous while Kurt argues that the dangers of not playing it are even higher. Reade then says that he does not want to rush into it like last time and end up with the same results; clearly a dig at Weller’s leadership.

The team ends up searching the area all day long with no results and Reade orders them to give up and return to the NYO. Just as they are leaving a satellite is seen falling from the sky and landing near them. As they investigate they notice LXT-Y17 on it. Another truck pulls up, releasing a group of mercenaries who shoots at the team as they retrieve the black box from the satellite. During the gunfight Reade almost gets shot, however Kurt pulls him behind the satellite, saving him.

Back at the lab the satellite is being dissected by Patterson. She and Stuart are still at odds as she lectures him about helping her with the satellite instead of focusing on the tattoo that has been bugging him. The team enters, Reade and Weller asks “what they have” in unison, once again acknowledging the struggle of finding and settling into their new roles on the team. Patterson responds, saying that they have nothing concrete so far. Stuart once again interrupts her and Patterson is clearly fed up with it. As their meeting is being concluded, Reade asks to speak to Weller in his office. Reade states that it was insane how they got the tattoo right and asks if there is anything that he needed to know, evidently showing his mistrust in Weller. Kurt denies anything and says that it was just luck.

In Australia Roman attends a PTSD support group meeting and meets a new “friend”, Tom Jakeman, who appears genuinely concerned about him and invites him back to his home for a drink.

Patterson was able to identify a piece of tech in the satellite. The piece was patented by a private company called ProTechSat. Two representatives, Marci Booth and Nikhil Thakker, who appear to be confused as to why they are there since they were not aware of any missing satellites. As soon as they see the satellite, they are both concerned because it was identified as one of theirs. When it is revealed that the number on it were LXT-Y17, Nikhil becomes even more worried.  Marci confirms that they had been hacked and asks if they managed to recover the black box. She announces that she has to go make another call and the team calls them out for being suspicious. Nikhil and Marci explain that ProTechSat is a company that manufactures and launches satellites that act as missile defense shields (MDS). The black box of the satellite that had crashed was the main hub for all the other MDS satellites. With the black box, someone has the power to deactivate all the other MDS and leave the country vulnerable to intercontinental ballistic missiles (IBM). They conclude that the mercenaries that took the box were most likely going to sell it to the highest bidder. Tasha tells the team that the CIA has reliable information about North Korea priming their IBMs.

As they catch director Hirst up, the team learns that the only thing keep North Korea from nuking California is the MDS system. If NK gets its hands on the black box and deactivates the rest of the MDS, millions will be killed when NK launches their IBMs.

Stuart obtained footage from a hunting trail camera that showed what happened earlier that morning (please reference the first paragraph). They were able to obtain a picture of one of the mercenaries and it was being run through a facial recognition program. However, Jane knows Dwire and was able to identify him for the team. When the team questions how she knows him, Jane admits to doing some kidnap and ransom (K&R) missions together when she was on the run.

Back in Sydney, Australia, Roman is seen at Tom’s house sharing a few beers together. They share stories about their past and what brought them to the PTSD support group.

In the locker room Jane confronts Kurt and attempts to explain why she chose to do the K&R missions. Jane confesses that it felt good to be able to put her skills towards a good cause. They argue and Kurt tells her that he still has no idea what she did while she was on the run.

Back in the lab Patterson was able to track one of Dwire’s aliases and bring him in along with retrieve the black box.

An asian man, presumably North Korean, is shown riding in a car and speaking in (presumably) Korean. He tells his accomplices that the FBI has the box and they need to get it back.

Tasha and Patterson share a quick chat in the hallway. Tasha asks her if she felt that Reade felt off to her. Patterson dismisses it and says Reade is probably just not used to ordering his friends around. She also addes that they need to find their new normal. Her relationship with Stuart is used as an example; they hate each other but they are still friends. Tasha tells her that Stuart does not hate her; Patterson admits that she feels bad and will fix it.

Nikhil and Marci are still in the lab trying to figure out the black box has been cloned or compromised and she complains about lag. Stuart is still using computers to crack the tattoo that he has been fixated on the whole episode.

In the interrogation room Reade and Dwire are trying to work out a compromise. Dwire says that he is not the one who hacked the satellite.

Outside the interrogation room Jane and Kurt get into another argument about her K&R. She insist that the ends justify the means and asks him if he has ever worked with bad people to do good things. He thinks of Roman and stops the disagreement.

In Reade’s office he is having a conversation with Hirst as to what he should do with Dwire. Hirst says that he has been overcompensating since the team got back together. She advises him to trust them.

Jane and Kurt try to figure out who could have possibly done it. They realize that most of their suspects only have one piece of the puzzle, Nikhil and Marci (&co) are the only ones that have the full puzzle. Nikhil pleads innocence and they discover that his access badge was used last night to get to the satellites from his own terminal. He refutes it, saying that he was in the hospital and shows them his hospital bracelet to prove it. He also tells them to call Marci to confirm his alibi since he asked her to let his dogs out while he stayed at the hospital. They figured out that his access badge was in his apartment, where Marci had access to it.

Marci is in a car with her FBI escort and she has the black box. She pulls her gun and kills both agents. She exits the car and makes a call, telling them that the sale is back on and that they would meet in twenty minutes.

In Tom’s apartment, he is enthusiastically telling Roman about his childhood and other stories. Roman thanks him for the beer and company. Tom makes sure that Roman was not contemplating suicide. Tom admits that his friend left him millions and that he does not know what to do with it. Roman then tells him that he spiked his beers with a truth serum. He was targeted by Roman for his money and Roman knew that he could trigger him by alluding that he was going to commit suicide. The truth serum made Tom tell Roman facts that would make it easy to access his bank account. Tom pleads for his life, but Roman tells him to stop, saying that his death was not going to hurt.

Patterson interrogates Nikhil about Marci’s whereabouts, but Nikhil clearly does not know. She pushes him to guess because they knew each other well. Nikhil reveals that she would stick to a public place that is already transmitting massive amounts of data. River Point Museum was identified as the place she would most likely be.

On the way there Jane and Kurt each say that they love each other. Kurt admits that he is angry, but not at Jane and says that they can not let Roman get between them.

At the museum the team is advised by Patterson that Marci would most likely be in the planetarium since it has a high powered computer. Jane and Kurt find Marci dead in the planetarium and the black box is missing. Patterson informs them that the black box has just been connected and that someone is writing code to deactivate the MDS. They find out that a North Korean coder is shutting down the MDS at an incredibly fast rate. The Wellers engage in a gunfight with the North Koreans and makes it to the computer room and stops them just in time with merely two satellites left.

In the lab Hirst informs them that North Korea has put down their IMBs and are not acknowledging the attack. Reade thanks the team and apologies for his behavior.

Roman is seen putting on Tom’s glasses and learning to impersonate Tom in order to obtain his money.

In the Weller’s apartment the smoke alarm is going off as Jane enters the kitchen and Kurt is seen opening all the windows and balcony door to let the smoke out. He almost caught the apartment on fire trying to follow a recipe for tofu steaks, something that his now vegan wife can eat. Kurt admits that he is trying hard to get things right because he feels like he has brought back a stranger. Jane suggests that Kurt put on something nice and they go out for a nice dinner. Kurt says no because money is tight. Jane then opens the vent, taking out the stash of money she earned from K&R, saying that it payed well. She says that the money is probably enough for them to keep the apartment and go out for dinner. Kurt’s reply was that dinner was going to have to wait as he embraces her and they share another kiss.

Tasha knocks on Reade’s door saying that she was looking for her best friend with a pack of beer in her hands. Reade apologies for being an ass and promises to work on it. Reade’s girlfriend, Megan, shouts something to him and Tasha breaks out in a smile. Megan immediately asks Tasha to stay over for dinner. The scene ends with the three of them retreating into Megan and Reade’s apartment to enjoy dinner.

Outside of Stuart’s apartment Patterson is leaving him a voicemail, apologizing for her behavior. She goes to knock on his door but notices that the handle has been busted open. She takes out her gun and enters the apartment looking for Stuart. The episode ends with Patterson entering his office and finding him dead from a gunshot to his chest

[daiku568]

好きな100曲

現時点(2019/02/22)で私が好きな100曲を順不同に羅列しました。

できるだけライブ映像にしてみた！

アーティスト名 曲名

二階堂和美with Gentle Forest Jazz Band Nica's Band   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZd-d7BJjA

QUEEN   Somebody to Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op07UzSCu4c

サカナクション 目が明く藍色   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOqvFHwh3rk

米津玄師 ピースサイン   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJVr5tTTWk

ジェームスアンドチャーリー KEEP TRAVEL   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahLyDLbCmTo

吉澤嘉代子 泣き虫ジュゴン   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_GryzaBvFU

ペトロールズ   雨 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9vluPcPwec

UNCHAIN make it glow   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-IMLm2wi8c

Skylar Astin   Middle of a Moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_fEIZOv0JY

METAFIVE Maisei's Avenue   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkc5u9r5VF4

Yasei Collective

O.I.A.K.A 〜 David 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQmN28L6bjo

キリンジ エイリアンズ   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w05Q_aZKkFw

James Horner The Portrait   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZpvUGmalNo

Eve ドラマツルギー   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzw1h5CR-I

P.I.N.A (歌 : 島爺) ラットが死んだ   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2urgEQ4uWw

みきとP (歌 : メガテラ・ゼロ) ロキ   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vn5ca585kQ

George Gershwin(piano : Keith Jarrett) I Loves You Porgy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3D8Ri84hmw

George Gershwin(piano : Bill Evans) I Loves You Porgy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzflG9HgWM

ASIAN KANG-FU GENERATION 或る街の群青   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enLIfp1BtTg

Caravan Palace Lone Digger   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

cero 魚の骨 鳥の羽根   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouef18CtxFU

H ZETTRIO Everything   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ9BOYpWOHA

Hiatus Kaiyote   Shaolin Monk Motherfunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKSQT6E6Qgc

Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber & MØ Cold Water   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMvIARf_SUU

Maroon5 Payphone   https://youtu.be/KRaWnd3LJfs?t=38

Bill Evans(piano : Massimo Parente) Comrade Conrad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXJZkIDxNvg

QUEEN(Cover by P!NK) Bohemian Rhapsody https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9618607

くるり   ワールズエンド・スーパーノヴァ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L18Y6GO0IXM

東京事変 透明人間   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IohysOkzsjY

LEO今井 Bird Of Paradise   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8csK1AKPnYI

Ego Wrappin'   くちばしにチェリー https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Coel1VIvI

米津玄師   灰色と青（＋菅田将暉） https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJX2iy6nhHc

QUEEN Under Pressure   https://youtu.be/U_IhiEUp2bQ?t=10

Perfume   コンピューターシティ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bz7XTDC1k0

ReN Life Saver   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHHt_ughtXk

Schroeder-Headz Sketch Of Leaves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXCXuxWGw0g

Justin Hurwitzz Caravan   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=litQNblifPg

Alan Menken I See the Light   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYbHzzWmKUs

Za FeeDo ソバカス   https://youtu.be/EMR1lGZwmrI?t=25

Vintage Trouble   Blues Hand Me Down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fbMmrDItSg

クラムボン Folklore   https://youtu.be/8eGtQLeax2s?t=15

Third Eye Blined   Semi Charmed Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beINamVRGy4

John Williams   Star Wars Main Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0ZQPqeJkk

Claude Debussy   L'isle Joyeuse (喜びの島) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNfmsN_8hQ

ストレイテナー 冬の太陽   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCGhCbbgjtI

吉井和哉 CALL ME   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx8d7PYiGfs

スピッツ/    君が思い出になる前に https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJumZ-LEVMo スパイダー   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRxYMpOneI ８８２３   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWXW-uufwg ロビンソン   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA5OtBZNULA 夜を駆ける   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zFRkZSlc2M

Tom Waits Grapefruit Moon   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKQaSZXEK2s

ヒトリエ フユノ   https://youtu.be/tIEYqCWv9-4?t=96

One Republic Kids   https://youtu.be/b7-U6uGmlm0?t=8

河野伸 獅子座流星群   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rqG7sPB0_U

東京事変 カリソメ乙女   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKcn-bHi-7g

山崎まさよし   One more time, One more chance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqFftJDXii0

One Direction Drag Me Down   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwgf3wmiA04

ELLEGARDEN Lonesome   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYx9QiosER0

K/DA POP/STARS   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxkGD8qRB4

THE SIXTH LIE Flash of a Spear   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v8_Dtc24So

Smile Doing All Right   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_79IBU5IUio

仲村宗吾   僕なりのラブソング https://youtu.be/nIK_ONnuzws?t=30

大原櫻子   ちっぽけな愛のうた https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_8JsR5t1jQ

RADWIMPS 愛し   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_0LTj7tcA

BUMP OF CHICKEN voyager 〜 fly by   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgr8kEfl6KM

Yasei Collective Tonight   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LBJga0Svd8

ONE OK ROCK Clock Strikes   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YZlFdTIdzM

EdBUS/ Zepp Time   https://soundcloud.com/edbus/zepptime スローダンス   https://soundcloud.com/edbus/0ehariaam93y 夜光   https://soundcloud.com/edbus/bvw0nzpuqaau

CRCK/LCKS Get Lighter   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEO0P85lKRU

Smallpools Over & Over   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbioNrmW5Ao

Sawagi City Bounce   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAUziBTYh_g

MONOEYES My Instant Song   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pppstt1_YZw

Chara(Cover by UNCHAIN) あいのうた   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFyaCLEin2I

サザンオールスターズ 彩 〜Aja〜   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxpewVaMxRM

Alexandre Desplat The Imitation Game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyezUnJnYYQ

大橋トリオ   Natural Girl feat.伊澤一葉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wqG_YmDbuE

日食なつこ 跳躍   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kzPcUMy2fE

Raspberry field   Can you (with Hosomi Takeshi) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1JrHexZgR0

Franz Liszt Mephisto Waltz   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbg9V2KnD8

坂本龍一   Merry Chirstmas Mr.Lawrence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1cQBP0Vzx8

LEO今井 New Roses   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2rrwE87Qug

Kirstin Maldonado & Jeremy Michael Lewis Disney Love Medley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLMeDUBKmBs

SUPER BUTTER DOG コミュニケーション・ブレイクダンス https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfluFQB5Yu0

The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Bellbottoms   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlTqcshkmc8

BUMP OF CHICKEN セントエルモの火

関ジャニ∞ Baby Baby

大橋トリオ/ 顔 feat.U-zhaan 窓 feat.矢野顕子

V6   Remember your love

嵐/ きっと大丈夫 Don't You Get It LOVE PARADE 夜の影

theHIATUS/  Shimmer Unhurt Sunburn

[puppygator]

I've only recently realized my plush-attraction but def a big part has been having plushes of my f/os. Just getting to physically touch and hold them... kiss their lovely faces. And it's a size difference thing too, bc I am Finally the larger one, which gives me such euphoria.

I tied G.uy up in his cincture and took some pics of his ass and pussy, and it feels so indecent but so hot. He really almost has a perfectly placed seam on both areas, and god if my tdick was a bit bigger I know it would feel so good to rub between his cheeks.

[puppygator]

No one pays attention/knows me so fuck it horny for character moment.

He makes me violent. I know he makes the stupidest fucking noises while getting fucked. I want to see the way his face screws up as he pretends to hate it. Go stupid and pathetic with a cock in his ass and my tongue down his throat. Spank him till he cries and then hold him down and suck him off.