#monks are just perfect

[marshmallow-bg3]

Monk gear my beloved.

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

[fairmerthefarmer]

When I first saw this photo it made me cry a little.

EDIT: I coloured it

[buccellato]

I personally think it would be very amusing if Tesla gets revived alongside Knives in Stargaze and spends her entire time being rude to him and nitpicking his actions based off of some petty grievances. Like imagine he's trying to do one of his little murder speeches and she steps out of the shadows where she was standing (menacingly) going "Hey remember that time you got a whole cake for your Birthday? I never got a birthday cake. And you guys got a whole one to yourselves" or just going "Oh that's a cool thought, did your best friend Child Killer Conrad give it to you?"

Just real hater energy from her

[sixeyesonathiel]

since i will have to divide a treatise on inconvenient attraction into two parts—at least here in tumblr. i will be expanding on some parts and definitely more than 50k word count to maximize the potential 💔 please bear with me 🥀

[starleska]

You 🤝 Me

Our little detective procedurals (I'm in deep with Columbo)

(also hope you're doing well!!! I'm glad you're taking time for yourself, I'll always be here to clown)

ahhh yes...i have heard whispers in the wind about the appeal of Columbo and am very eager to check him out 🙈💖 will we as a species ever get tired of neurodivergent detectives who do not have anything together in their lives except their ability to solve crimes? i think not!!! (on that note. i am wrapping Adrian Monk in cellophane and then giving him a tremendously large hug. with permission of course. i understand he'll need to steam himself afterwards but that's okay-)

[box-dwelling]

I love the outcome of respecing the party in BG3 for my current first blind playthrough but it does mean that my experience of these characters is wildly different now. So anyway here's my list of very personal headcanons that probably only exist in my Tumblr sextyhem save because of my respecing antics

Karlach as the only person with a decent strength score keeps getting really frustrated about having to carry everyones shit about. She does it because she's a champ but it is really starting to get on her nerves

Lae'zel insists they buy ever arrow from every merchant they find because she knows she is the most proficient warrior her and will not allow her self to be under preaped to absolutely destroy her enemies

Tumblr Sextyhem and Astarion act like an old married couple in battle because they're both spell casters with similarish spell lists. It goes between bickering to sickeningly sweet comments and Lae'zel has strongly considered murdering one or both of them over it.

Very minor but shadowheart changes subclasses after freeing the nightsong. I considered making her not a cleric but I need healers so. I did however use mods to give her space buns like she had as a kid at the start of act 3

The party staged an intervention about using magic for Gale. They made him respec as a monk and he is doing great at that but is not happy about it

The party, especially the meele fighters is getting very frustrated at Astarions fireball first think later attitude because it keeps fucking up the terrain this exchange happens often "Oh come on you can't just tell me not to set fires. It's what I do now. It would be like asking Gale not to hit things with his big stick" and then gale tries to speak up and everyone just glares at him

Haslin spends most of his time as a bear and it is getting Inconvenient when moving around

I am sure I'm not the only one with stuff like this so please please share them in reblogs

[wtfforged]

i have finally watched the last grand jipang filler episode (i skipped a lot of filler my first watch through) and i am incredibly disappointed in you all with the lack of monk zoro fanart there is in the world. shame on you all. i will change this with my own bare hands

[mossmx]

Monk and the gang where stuck in the vault and the Captain picked the locked box just to give him Trudy's bracelet so Monk could have some relief ASDFGHJDLHFLIDuhguirahgiaurKLAHNRGKLHAHUIHAGUI

if someone says Leland doesn't love Monk I will bite them ;_____;

I'm crying so much

[fxreflyes]

this is where my brain went when you said I would've been a great monk

THE SCREAM I LET OUT OH MY GODDDDDDDD

This is so layered? It deserves to be in a museum? Or in a cathedral?? I am now Jesus? This presumes that there is a crab Jesus? (Or cresus as u have so eloquently suggested) and the question of does crabmus have catholic guilt? I guess he does? THE BEARBEL??? This is perfect this is like we have created a new religion??? I need this at the top of a large cathedral for real 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[schmilsson]

im still kind of struggling to aryiculate what exactly it is that makes these episodes feel so mindnumbing when ive seen objectively much worse ones (to be fair ive alsl been known to skip some of elevens episodes halfway through bc i just did not fucking care but these r jusg ALL kind of bad) but i think at least part of it is just the fact that yaz graham and ryan could die right now and i would barely care... after an entire SEASON i couldnt tell you a single thing about their individual relationships with the doctor 😐 like. martha and donna and bill only got a single season each and ive written paragraphs on tenmartha .... what is there to say about the doctor and ryan. i am wracking my brains and genuinely not coming up with a single sentences worth. what are we even doing

[sheyshen]

Something I want to build on with vincent at some point is how much the years of being an adventurer has taken a toll on him. he spent so long just being angry at the world but as he gets closer and closer to carteneau he does start recognizing how reckless he's been and the mistakes he's made over the years. friendships (especially with layla and nhea) helping him get a little closer to how he used to be before finally stopping and trying to do better for himself when he loses his leg. and the fact that guilt has really solidified in him to still make him push himself in his healing rather than combat (though sometimes still pushing himself too far) and how the years of treating himself like a weapon have taken a toll on his mind (he has terrible nightmares that only a select few have been able to help him through it)

[shokuto]

I feel like whenever they make community a part of Miles’ narratives they kinda go outta their way to make that community flawless. I think it’d hit a little harder for me if it acknowledged the reality of there being shitty people in any given community, or maybe just unapproachable or even tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists lol

[pyomatic]

oh no i'm realising my two special interests of medieval Christianity and spirituality, and 19th century boating disasters leading to exposure and cannibalism would dovetail into a really coherent story

[angel-derangement]

hey everyone, it has been two years and due to the overwhelming response in the notes I have finally read The Name of the Rose. And my thought is: they should print this on the back of the book

monks must have had crazy drama. all horny and bald and unwashed all together. pretty little friars

[onepunchcatboi]