#mr. mochi

[gallusrostromegalus]

...You have no less than three perfectly good water bowls which don't involve jamming your head in a self-made vice, but apparently the water in the glass I've been drinking out of is the only good water in the house.

I love you too Mochi.

[raevenlywrites]

Alright have some pictures of my beautiful son and goodnight

[gallusrostromegalus]

If a player can't make it to the table, we let Mochi play their character in their absence. He loves slapping those little rocks around and has learned to gently touch minis on the table to indicate who he's targeting in combat.

Is there a risk he will roll badly and kill your character? Yes.

Is there an even more serious risk that he will roll better and make more sound tactical decisions than you ever have, become hero of the realm, and demonstrate how badly you need to work on your engagement skills? Also Yes!

He may also spend or make you a ton of money. We don't know why but he consistently beats the house whenever the party goes gambling.

Given how much of feline play and social behaviour are imitative in character, I feel like it shouldn't come as a surprise to gamers that their cats want to roll the shiny math rocks, too. Like, you demonstrated that this is a form of play and let them watch you do it. They're participating!

[squishsquishy]

>> 52_foodie

[musubiki]

i decided to keep the tail on the hat specifically for this reason

[mochinomnoms]

What do you think would happen if Floyd were to meet Riddle's mother?! Cuz I just read your Mama/Papa leech Headcanons about meeting their sons crush. But what if it’s reversed? Riddle's mother Meeting Floyd? (I would also say Yuu's parents meeting Jade, but unfortunately, that won't be happening)

“Wow, I thought Lil Goldfishie was a stick in the mud, his mama has a whole branch up her—” *gets kicked in the groin*

I have very mixed feelings about Riddle's mother, in that with the context we have right now she's a bitch and if I ever see her it's on motherfucking sight. But she must love her son still, right? Is she harsh because he wants to set Riddle up for success, but only knows the way she was raised? Is she scared of her kid getting hurt or failing, and so she tries to shield him from all possible harm? Is she so hyperaware of all the dangers in society that she feels the need to keep him in a little bubble, knowing in the back of her mind that making mistakes and getting hurt is part of growing up? A good mother would never want to see their child ever get hurt if it were up to them. I mean, she must care for him in some way, but how? In the manga or novel (not sure which) they mention that she fought back against the school to keep him in, but was that because she wanted him to have the prestige of NRC in his background or because she wants what's best for him? She homeschooled him herself to the point that he's an immensely powerful mage already as a teen, so she could've hypothetically kept doing the same thing, right? Is she a mother that truly cares for her son but suffered the same childhood, but she “turned out fine” so it must be fine? Or is she just a bitch, lol. Either way, she is emotionally and affectionately neglectful and doesn't realize it at best, and emotionally and psychologically abusive at worst.

I have a lot to say on the topic of Mrs. Rosehearts, about her parenting, the cultural differences of child-rearing that EN players and JP players might have. This post talks about it in depth, but I can say more on the topic later.

In regards to Floyd meeting Mrs. Rosehearts, probably against Riddle's wishes or while he's distracted, the poor guy is set up for disappointment. While it's implied that Mama Leech is overprotective and that she calls very often, if not daily, to check in on her sons, they still had enough freedom growing up to get into shenanigans and hijinks. I mean, they beat up a sturgeon and took some of its scales to fashion into earrings like a trophy. And they both speak very fondly of her, so Floyd is going into meeting Mrs. Rosehearts with the expectation that she might be a bit stuffy. But, she raised Riddle, his crush and favorite human! He's strict and mean at times, but he cares a lot for his dorm and is super diligent, she must be like that too!

But she's so…critical. She looks at him unamused, very standoffish, but is polite. He guesses. He can see where Riddle got his strictness from.

“Hello. Who might you be?” She probably didn't expect to have some random student, not even from her son's dorm, come up to her. He was...tall. Towered over her, and based on the color of his hair and sharp teeth, most likely wasn't human.

“Huh, you're not as red as my Lil Goldfishie is.”

She blinked and frowned, resisting the urge to chastise the strange fellow for his informal tone and rube behavior. Not her son, not her problem.

“Pardon? Do you often speak to your elders like this?” she asked, eyeing him as she turned away to watch her son give orders to his dorm as they managed an informational booth.

“Yeah, why not? They're just people. Not like I'm being rude or anything” She would strongly disagree. “You're kinda prickly, like a lionfish.”

“W-what?” She changed her mind, someone needs to put him in her place. “Now listen here, young man, it's quite rude to call people anything other than their na—”

“They're real mean, ya know. Venomous, a nuisance, can't even mess with it cause it has a bunch of spines—oh! Imma call you Mama Lionfish.” The young man snapped his left fingers like he made a revelation.

Mrs. Rosehearts had learned to control her temper, but she still had her moments, Her face been bright red, her lips thinned, and she opened her mouth to start berating the young man.

“Floyd Leech! What did I tell you about calling people names?” A tall, slender women came up to them, pale skin and hair hue similar to the man in front of her. She wore a cream-colored dress and matching blazer, adorned with gold and pearls, and a matching wide brimmed hat. She was followed by Riddle, who looked a mix of anger and concern.

“Never do it in front of people, yeah, yeah.” The man named Floyd pouted, but brightened at the sight of Riddle. “Oh hey Lil Goldfishie! What's uuuup?”

Floyd jogged over to Riddle, halting him midstep as Mrs. Rosehearts noticed Riddle almost bristle, trying to sidestep and get around Floyd. He was failing.

“I apologize, you know how boys can be!” The woman in front of her also towered over her, though not nearly as much as her son did. “My Floyd doesn't mean anything by it, he just a silly boy.”

The blue haired woman laughed, then abruptly stopped, narrowing her golden gaze as she thinly smiled.

“You're the man's mother, I assume.” Mrs. Rosehearts replied, smoothing out her skirt and clutching her hands together. “He's very...spirited. He's from the Leech family? Is it safe to assume that your the Leech family matriarch?”

The other woman's sharp toothed smile grew as she nodded. “Yes. It's not often that I come to the surface. But it's wonderful to know that I'm as—oh—well-known, on the surface, as under the sea.”

Mrs. Rosehearts wouldn't use the word 'well-known' as much as she would infamous.

“Yes, well. I would just remind your son to not so blatantly call people names to their faces.” she said, clenching and unclenching her fist in an attempt to sooth herself. “I'm not sure what your customs are under the sea, but up here he would be considered a riffraff.”

For all her talk about politeness, Mrs. Rosehearts forgot herself at time and let things slip out of her mouth faster than she processed. She knew she pressed a button when Mrs. Leech's smile disappeared.

It was only for a moment, but with the blank face and the way her gold eyes bore into her, it felt like her body and soul were being grasped by something dark and violent.

Then that feeling was gone as Mrs. Leech smiled again and closed her eyes, tilting her head.

“He'll be fine, I'm sure he'll find his people. After all, it seems he's already found someone in your son.”

Both women moved their gazes to the pair, now bickering. Well, Riddle was, the one called Floyd, was just swaying on his heels as he grinned and make a comment here and there. Each one after the other seemed to fluster her son further, his cheeks growing in color as they spoke. Most people who knew her son would assume that the red was attributed to his rage, and it mostly was. But (fortunately or unfortunately, she couldn't decide) her son was much like her. It wasn't rage that made his eyes dart away each time their eyes met for too long. It wasn't rage that made him scuff his foot every so often. And it most certainly wasn't rage in his eyes.

Mrs. Rosehearts cleared her throat, turning away from Mrs. Leech and walking to her son.

“I don't know what you're implying, but I must be going now. My son and I still need to tour his dorm.”

Mrs. Leech watched the other woman walk away, sighing.

“Oh, what a disdainful woman. And her son is so lovely too…she really is like a lionfish.”

“Yeah, it's a good nickname for her, right Mama?” Floyd came bounding over, stretching his arms. “Is' too bad she's a stuck-up, gonna real annoying if she's my mother-in-law.”

“Hm, I'll just have to overcompensate then and be the best Mama for you and the little Riddle!” Mama Leech clapped her hands excitedly, sighing in bliss at the thought.

“Oh, it will be so wonderful to see the family grow big...oh! By the way, Floyd.” Mama Leech walked away, Floyd following after diligently. “I might have mentioned a little 'something' to him about your cute rambles about him. He was so cute, all red and flushed when I said you're positively infatuated, calling him cute and—”

“Aw what! Mama!”

[mochi-chan-2006]

Tw: Blood

The final finale on Mr.Puzzles!🎪🤡🤹🏻‍♂️🤡

It took me many months and on top of that the arc movie comes out today and I had to finish quickly! :'3

[multimonorail]

Big Hero 6 Month Day 19: Hugs

"How about a warm hug?" -Baymax

"Aww, thanks!" -Aunt Cass

[eldritchmochi]

I apologize if this is a question you’ve already answered, but do you plan on updating coping skills anymore? I’ve binged it over the last few days and absolutely loved it.

Considering your pinned post and the notes in the fic, idk how you’re doing health wise, and I don’t want to pressure you with anything, I have personal experience with knowing writing can be hard when personal life stuff gets crazy. I’m just curious, but you can also feel free to ignore this if you just don’t feel like answering, that’s also 100% fine

One way or the other, thank you for the wonderful fic, and I hope you’re well!!!!

i am, yeah! it is slow going; i still have a lot of PTSD that im working thru, and the fun thing about *that* is it can often come with an aversion to media, especially fiction, and since cs is just one Big Fantasy revolving around my own idealized wants in a relationship as someone who is disabled, reasonably, ive had a tough time truly stepping back into it

i am making no real public mentions of like, timeline or anything, but i have Plans on what im doing with it when i can pick it up again, and tho i havent successfully like, actually opened scrivener yet, i have recently *thought* about it with excitement instead of dread, which is a big step up from where ive been the last yearish

glad u enjoyed it tho!! if you (or anyone else) has Burning Questions, i am happy to answer, and i have fair amount of nattering here on tunglr under its tag of #mochi presents coping skills

[milliemuus]

Me and my partner drew Kieran in this specific way and I was crying for 5 minutes

[schroumpsqueendom]

🌸✨ Relaxing in Style! ✨🌸

On the left:

🍡💖 Mini Mochi: Tiny, squishy, and almost totally chillin’! Ready for some sun and snuggles!

On the right:

🥕🌼 Mr. Carotte: Cool and soaking up the rays with all the veggie vibes!

Together on their cute brand new chaise longue from Tiger 🏖️💫

[gallusrostromegalus]

My MIL gave me a new blanket for Thanksgiving which means she really gave Mochi a new blanket, but this will not stop him from bogarting my wheat thins.

[wintr-wandr]

[fanart 💙] A little tribute to my Indigo Disk team 🌕

[suguruuuuu-chan]

Katakuri got me like 👀👀👀 damnnn

[mochirialgworl]

uh huh sure kenny

I'm all for shittin on aubrey's bitch ass, but didn't this fool literally just collab on an album with a fuckin sex offender???

Talkin all this shit about creeps... yet on mr. morale u tryna "uplift" them..... yeah, naw. That's some weird shit. Ick.

still wonderin if we gronna get a surprise pusha t drop to finish this massacre tho

[musubiki]

the chicken tragedy