#mun. OUT / ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒᶰᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶤᶰᵍ

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               starter call ??

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               guess who actually bought herself a copy of the host today so she doesn’t have to illegally read it online

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               pet!face wanda starter call !!

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               welcome to a night in kate’s life,  where all she can think abt is wanda’s postcanon relationships ??     like.

     melanie.     best friends,  obviously.     you can’t share a mind with someone for so long and not attach to them.     melanie has a lot to teach wanda about being a human girl . . . especially one with a boyfriend.       ian.     do i even need to get into how much wanda loves ian and how much the two of them are going to learn both with and about each other bc.      sunny.     two alien girls for the world tbh ??     learning how to be in human community / in love with humans / the one person in the world that wanda knows more about humans than ??      jared.     getting used to not being attracted to him,  even though her entire time in her last body was Into It.     brother / sister dynamic.     kill me.      kyle.     former almost-assassinator,  now basically brother-in-law ??     wanda instinctively being wary of him at first but doing her best to keep it dl bc she doesn’t want to upset ian or sunny / knowing logically that he’s apologized and likes her and won’t hurt her ??      and then chilling out around him ??     ok

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@andbeyonds replied to your post

big mood

               i just think the words     “ drunk wanda ”     and start laughing

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               things 2 imagine : wanda’s first experience with alcohol

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@depthshidden replied to your post:                *slides a 20 across the table* be...

i’ll be exclusive w u for 40 dollars

               *digs around in pockets* i only have $23.14 will u accept my love to fill the balance

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               *slides a 20 across the table* be exclusive with me

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               header,  icon,  and blog images update !!

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               melanie!face wanda starter call !!

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               tag urself i’m wanda lying about her new body’s age because she knows ian won’t have sex with her if she doesn’t

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               all i need is for someone to make a melanie thanks

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               more modern au where jamie/the o’sheas teach wanda how to dab

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ok like it’s very sweet and loving and heartwrenching of ian to keep his hands on wanda’s cryotank but like.     with the way it’s phrased i don’t know if it’s funnier for ian to have just been sitting in doc’s room holding it for however long wanda was gone or ian just wandering around for however long with a shiny cryotank under his arm like a new accessory

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@roastsalive replied to your post:                but Consider : someone make me a...

( i Might when im done w my essay just lemme know what u want on it xoxo )

                 sticKS MY LEGY OUT ILY

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URL CHANGE.

               obtru --> altrie*

     *a slight messing with the italian word for “ others,  different ”