#my asthma can suffer idc

[m155y-74]

Me: eww I would never date a guy who smokes or vapes

Skeet Ulrich:

Me: 🫦🫦

[elwoodsharmonica]

This dust storm needs to end soon it's been like 4 days dude I can't even step outside cause I can't breathe properly dude I just wanna go to my therapy on Friday and I may have to miss again... Also my dad's angry about something and I'm nervous about it but I can't drink cause apparently last time I did I uh got umm alcohol poisoning.... Oops but like there's nothing else to do it's either my dad yells and hits things or I suffer and go outside and have an asthma attack 😔 can I plz get a break from everything just a few days is all I ask there's more I wanna complain about but like I don't wanna start anything so I won't but like some of you already know if not DM me or don't idc

[blampaow]

Do you have any hc’s you haven’t mentioned on any of the boys? Like Clyde or anyone else?

dude i have so many HCs its not even funny and this list grows every day

DISCLAIMER: this is just a list of what i personally like. some HCs are borrowed from other places and i added them because i liked them, but a lot are also my own. also this list is super disorganized and ill try to fix that later.

everyones jobs n stuff 

stan - bartender

kyle - author

kenny - tattoo artist/piercer(?)

cartman - KFC employee

butters - owner of flower shop

craig - something at NASA

tweek - owner of tweak bros/photographer

clyde - social media influencer

token - film writer/director

jimmy - stand-up comedian (obviously)

kyles really into bon iver and stans into fleetwood mac

butters recieved a permanent scar from kennys shuriken and completely lost vision in that eye

kyle is horrible at chopsticks and he hates it

stan plays guitar

kenny has a ton of ear piercings and pierced butters' for him

BUTTERS👏IS👏GENDERFLUID

kyle sounds like wirt from otgw

kenny calls butters leo

kenny and craig are kinda friends and have a similar sense of style

stans a depressed bastard

kyles a massive germaphobe and theres no helping

it on a similar note, hygiene is SUPER important to him. always completely shaved, no acne at all, and will fight you if you walk out of the bathroom and your hands dont smell like soap

CRAIG HAS BRACES

tweek still can play piano pretty well and craig can sing

cartman has heterochromia (brown and blue)

kenny has two pet rats named yellow and wilbur

every time stripe dies craig gets a new guinea pig immediately after and names it stripe again

stan wears heelys everywhere and kyle hates it sfm

tweek is a kickass baker

ike grows to be taller than kyle and does "trip the jew" to get back at kyle for his childhood suffering

when kyle gets older he (almost) completely abandons jewish traditions

stan, kenny, and craig have a secret thing where they go to the mall every once and a while and have a contest to see who can steal the weirdest shit

kennys good at playing matchmaker and is the reason why style is a thing

butters has an addiction to scrapbooking

kyle is unbelievabley good at lying. stan, on the other hand, is terrible at it

kyle only takes his hat off when hes alone with stan

before they started dating, stan and kyle would help each other with ~sexual favors~

kyle was never able to fully get over the list incident

craig makes social media accounts for stripe

craigs biological mom died giving birth, and his dad remarried pretty soon afterwards. craig knows that his mom is actually his step-mom but shes been there his whole life so he just thinks of her as his actual mom

craig has high-functioning autism

kenny and craig only started becoming friends when their sisters started dating and they ended up being around each other more

when they were kids stan would celebrate hanukkah with kyle and kyle would celebrate christmas with stan

tweeks a really good actor and takes it up as a hobby in middle school

craig is mixed hispanic and korean, despite his dad being white

butters has synesthesia

kyle refuses to do anything illegal EXCEPT he wont hesitate to break into pools to go skinny dipping with stan in the middle of the night

kyles parents get divorced in high school

stan grows out of throwing up on his crushes around middle school

craig dresses stripe in costumes on a regular basis

stan has larger than average ears

kyle and stan simultaneously went through a buzzfeed phase in sophomore year

stan has asthma (idk if this is canon or not but idc)

tweek is super passionate about legos. he has an entire room in his house dedicated to the giant lego structures hes built and whenever hes not working hes working on them.

clyde is a transboy 

[lovebugmusings]

i hate hot weather i'm a winter girlie forever. idc if my asthma plays up i'd rather not have a heat stroke

my favourite season is late autumn, but if i have to pick hot or cold, it has to be cold because i can add as many layers as i want when it's cold. when it's hot? i am left to suffer...