#my poor computer is NOT going to be able to run this thing man. it struggled with the first game lmao

[drunkenlayabout]

i cannot get over the fabric/texture/clothing details in KCD II. screenshots taken from the gameplay we've seen and not from trailers for the sake of fairness.

you can almost feel what the scarf is made of just by the way light falls on it. and look at the birds and flora on it! it is Birdie's, after all :)

all the folds and wrinkles and their shadows on the caparison! you can see that the red stags are separate pieces of cloth that were sown on.

the chainmail... my mouth is watering from the individual-looking reflections. (feat. Henry's sad puppy face)

[dcxdpdabbles]

DCxDP Fanfic idea: Rent-a-Scandal

Bruce's identity as Batman is outed on live TV. It was after Joker unmasked him, but thankfully, Clark was fast enough to throw on a spare Batsuit.

They managed to convince most of the public that Bruce had been working as a decoy to distract Joker so that "Batman" could find the rest of the hostages. Most.

There were those pecky few that saw right through their ruse. He needed to do another stunt that would install doubt that Ditzy Party Boy Bruce Wayne could never be Batman.

The thing was his usual antics weren't working. No amount of parties. No alcoholic induced stupidity. And not even multiple women hanging off his arm was making them move away from their observations. They were even catching on that all of those incidents were done on purpose.

He needed to do something fresh, something new, something that would completely overshadow the skeptics who were casting doubt on his facade.

But what?

"How about hiring someone to write up a scandal?" Jason recommended it over dinner. In front of him, he had a manuscript. For the first time, he was going to audition for the lead role in his school plan. Bruce just knows his Jaylad will blow the rest of the computation away. "You can have a writer who thinks you're trying to make some weird mystery party or something."

"It would never work. They would notice I used things I asked them to write as personal scandals. But thank you for the idea, Jaylad." Bruce beams at his son.

"Well...what if you hired someone trustworthy? Like Clark?" Jason counters, but Bruce is already shaking his head.

"Clark specializes in journalism, not public relationships. Besides, his full-time job doesn't give him time to type me up some scandal-"

"I have a guy," Alfred offers as he places an extra plate in front of Jason. At their bafflement, he gives them a secretive smile, much like the kind that would curve on a snake if it had the ability to do so. "He is trustworthy. I have his soul tied in a contact. He wouldn't be able to blab once I command it."

Jason slowly put down his fork. "I-

But Alfred was already moving away, waving a hand over his shoulder. "I'll ring the gent right now. He's your age, Master Bruce, which will mean you can make a new friend."

"Does he really have a soul?" Jason gasps as Alfred vanishes into the manor. Alfred's tiny face is white, which would have been hilarious if it was a white lie. The trouble is, Bruce isn't entirely sure Alfred is lying.

Not that he could tell Jay that. The poor thing was barely getting comfortable in the manor lately. If the boy thought the butler could steal souls, it was back to square one of earning his trust.

"No, no, no, Alfred was joking. He's likely calling someone he trusts-"

A boom bursts across the dining hall as a glowing green portal rips open and out steps a man close to Alfred's age in a purple coat. He's carrying a suitcase and has a typewriter tucked under his arm. A scarf is wrapped around his neck, where Bruce's eyes finally notice the odd grey tint to the man's skin.

He's obviously not human.

"Hello," the stranger sighs after running his green eyes around the room. My name is Ghostwriter, and Alfred Pennyworth commanded me to be your scandal writer. I brought along an assistant who will be playing the second part of all of the situations. This is Danny Phantom; he'll play your secret gay lover."

"Hi!" says a man around Bruce's age to the Ghostwriter's side, a little too cheerfully. He's not human either, as he's glowing like a lightbulb was placed under his skin. His hair was pure white, which also seemed to be glowing in a different shade, and his eyes were a color that was not humanly possible.

He also flouted while the writer stood in place. "Alfred owns my soul as well, but unlike Ghostwriter here, I didn't lose it to him in stripper poker."

"That man counts cards!" Ghostwriter snaps

Jason stood up from his seat, hands held up. "This a lot. I have a play to practice for. Figure it out, B."

His son grabs his manuscript, bows his head a little toward the guests, and scurries right out of the dining hall, leaving Bruce to his fate. Alfred pats Jason's head lovingly as he smiles and passes him through the door. "Oh good, you meet your ghostly pr and secret gay lover. We have a real show stopper with these two, Master Bruce."

You know, Bruce had a good run with the whole Batman thing. Maybe it was time to retire.

"Let's get down to business. What have you written so far, Ghostwriter.?" Inquires Alfred. He makes that satisfied snake smile when the writer glares at him with utter loathing before the man rolls his eyes and snaps his fingers.

In front of Bruce, a pile of papers appears covered in writing. He grabs them out of the air only because it floating dangerously close to his nose.

"I think the best course of action is to play up the fact that Bruce has a secret, then leak some photos of Danny in suggestive poses. You drop on in Wayne Tower's lobby after we allow the rumors to fester with paparazzi." The writer explains, waving his hand to his assistant, who seems too amused by what is being suggested.

"As Phantom or Fenton?" Danny asks to Bruce's confusion.

"Fenton. We want a scandal, not a diplomatic emergency." Ghostwriter scoffs.

Bruce's face screwed up. "What do you mean diplomatic emergency? How so?"

"Oh, I'm the Ghost King," Danny reveals casually as if those words meant anything to Bruce. "If word got back to the ghosts that I was fooling around with a human without the intent to make him my consort, well, things would get dicey."

Alfred's smile turned a tad bit darker. "We wouldn't want that."

Danny's face froze for a few seconds. He stared at Alfred with what could be considered terror and...attraction? He then smiled as softly as a flower. "No, we would not."

Ghostwriter flings himself into the chair next to Bruce. He grabs the meatloaf off of his plate with his bare hands, taking a bite with a sigh. "Don't worry, I've seen this story a thousand times. He may think Alfred is a silver fox, but by the end of it, Danny will be yours."

"What?"

[dutchiepoo2]

Arthur Morgan x F!reader: General NSFW hcs

minors dni pls

scattered mess of arthur thoughts so I could sleep. feedback is much appreciated! not proofread because idc and my computer is gonna die!

I love him, and he makes me want to do terrible things. enjoy! -Jelly

...

This man is a bumbling idiot, and I mean that will all the love in the world.

He keeps everyone at an arm's length and can be really awkward. His history with romance is not a happy one.

Arthur is sensitive and thoughtful, so he isn't super into casual sex anymore. He doesn't necessarily need to be in a relationship with the person, per say, but he's not going to lay with someone he doesn't see a future with. He knows it's not worth the risk.

He needs to trust you enough to be able to let his guard down around you. He doesn't feel comfortable or confident enough to have moments of "weakness" around just anyone.

When you do get him in your bed (cot? tent?), he's a lot softer than you'd expect. He's so gruff and grumpy all the time, but he becomes quiet when you're together like this.

He's honestly a little nervous about what you'll think about him. He's a horrible, ugly, rough man. Why would you want to have him? (give him a big kiss pls)

The first few times, he acted as if he was expecting to be looked down upon. Poor man.

Enough of the sad stuff. My character analysis sucks ass.

I honestly feel like he's pretty vanilla. He might have been a little bit more experimental when he was younger, but he just wants to love and be loved on now.

He prefers to move at a slower pace. He's not opposed to rough, but isn't really a fan of fast. Is very willing to let you guide the pace, but always prefers to give rather than receive.

He might get a little insecure if you start cracking jokes, even if they aren't at his expense. He'll get used to it, but tends to be a bit more sensitive when he's letting you take the lead.

Gets turned on when he sees you focused on something. Chopping vegetables? Reading? Sharpening knives? He wants you to focus on him like that :(

Massage his chest. Do it. Instant turn on. Alternatively, scratch gently at his chest hair. He melts!

Will grumble if you bite him. It's kind of hilarious.

Arthur has big, big hands. Wide palms, calloused fingers, blunt fingernails. He likes the way they look, contrasted with your skin.

He loves to hold you, hands on either side of your waist, thumbs stroking the skin of your ribcage just below your breasts. He'll place feather-light kisses to your stomach as he does so.

Runs his fingers through/over your hair often. Traces the lines of your body with his palms. He's very tactile.

One of his favorite things to do is to spread you out in his lap. You'll be sitting between his legs, your back to his chest. He drapes your legs over his, hooking his knees under your thighs to hold your legs open. And he'll finger you like this for ages until you're begging him for a break.

Loves to hold his fingers against your tongue afterwards ;)

Loves to take his time with you. Typically focuses on you, and will actively try to avoid you focusing on him.

(Hold him down. You wouldn't win, but he won't fight you.)

Blushes deep red if you compliment his dick <3

He does have a bit of a size kink. I mean... c'mon. He's huge.

Big barrel chest, tall and imposing. Your hands can't make it around his wrists.

Likes positions where he can rest his weight on you. Missionary, prone bone, mating press. If you ride him, he wants to be sitting up so he can hug you and/or kiss your breasts. He gets shy when he's laying flat back and you're looking down at him.

Once he's comfortable, he talks to you quite a bit. Hushed, grunting tones. Never says anything too explicit, but does utter quite a bit of praise.

"God damn, girl... You feel me? You feel me deep?"

(Really likes it deep. He's big, so he's always wanted someone who's able to handle all of him. Good luck.)

Moans, but only quietly. He might die if someone heard him.

I can't see him being into giving any sort of degradation or pain. You can ask him to do those things, but he'll honestly get a little offended. He's not that much of a brute. You're his baby :(

Loves to tease, but struggles with being teased back. Tease him to work him up to being a little rougher. It takes a bit to get to that point, though. We all know how restrained he can be.

Edge him.

Afterwards, he sticks around. Likes to sleep next to you.

Arthur is very much a gentleman, and wants to make sure you're okay. He might honestly get a little annoying and overbearing.

(Though tbh if you do some of the more intense positions, you might need it.)

He's a big comfy teddy bear. Curl up into his side or lay across his chest. He couldn't be happier.

[moonshinesonic-moonstarslight]

Apparently I am desperate for Cumplane.. i have too many ideas in my head right now (And can't work on any WIPs at the moment...)

So have a little list!

1: Tiny Cumplane aka the OGs get zapped with something and out pops 'younger versions' of themselves. But these little versions act differently... So the villains have the Author and his greatest fan/anti-fan running around driving them up the walls... Cumplane is just having fun and being terrors about it.

2: Lightning and Yogurt aka Shen Yuan wakes up back in the modern world being hauled to the hospital. Questions if it was all a dream, so the first thing he does is try to contact Airplane (once he is able to). Doesn't reach the man and he has been offline for a while according to his search. Worried he ends up talking to himself about his concern for Airplane when his hospital roommate, who just joined him after long extensive neuro surgery, pipes up. "How did you know that I got electrocuted by my computer, bro?"

3: Too Many Plants aka modern Cumplane where Shen Yuan meets an exhausted student assistant at a botanical garden who while obviously dead on his feet gives him the most interesting and knowledgeable tour he had ever been on. So he ends up trying to get in contact with the guy again and talk. (because he made plants of all things interesting not because he was cute!) Combine phone tag with email messages and you have poor Airplane trying to get a clear answer from Curious Plant guy if he is actually looking for a relationship or what. Also Cucumber-bro stop quoting Airplane on how plants work! He knows those lines he said them enough, let him write a smut book to pay his bills in peace!

4: Little Villains aka the opposite of Tiny Cumplane. Little versions of the OGs are running around demanding attention from our transmigrators who are dealing with questions about possible soul splitting (closest thing to what happened they guess), alternative timelines (nevermind, definitely this), or the possibility that these are their newfound offspring... That they had together because of hand wavy magic.... Airplane got an earfull because of that one. (OGs are now teaming up to make it seem like it's the last one. Just a little revenge~, surely their parents understand right~?)

Might go into more detail in their own posts.. which one do you want to hear about?

[liarvibe]

@snowbirdbaby and @ultimateplaylistmaker

Considering that I'm brainstorming a version of Canon Gonta that is canon compliant while also still being horrible, I'd say that all is going according to plan~

(Also the amount of encouragement I'm getting is so fucking funny caghcfxhbjvhx)

Right now I'm playing with the idea of Gonta's capability to just. Fucking lie out of his ass and no one questions it (him telling everyone he was raised by wolves in a country where there IS NO WOLF POPULATION...) and him being a super genius (the fact he learned so many complicated human stuff that took others 10 years to do so in a fraction of a time, that thing where he found a parasite or something and made a cure for it) and this is the sort of characterization I've come up with so far for a Fucked Up (Little) Man that's still canon compliant:

Gonta was not raised by wolves or reptiles. He raised himself.

I'm imagining that Gonta ran off into the woods and got lost, but instead of starving to death, his super computer brain was able to figure out how to reinvent traps and hunting tools and he survived on his own that way--by hunting and gathering.

He built his own little hut and grew used to (and even enjoyed) living in the wilds. The severe isolation fucked with his social and moral development, however, so when he was found and brought back to human society, he at first had a VERY hard time adjusting. His super computer brain caught on to almost everything very quickly, but his social and moral behaviors were still incredibly "feral" for the longest time. He even tried to reject human society several occasions and Rin back into the woods but they found him every time.

Eventually he gave up running away and gave up on understanding human ethics and morality--so he started playing dumb. It obviously worked because everyone was treating him like a feral idiot to begin with, but playing dumb allowed Gonta to get away with breaking a good portion of society's "weird rules", and they can't blame poor stupid wild child Gonta because he doesn't know any better.

Taking Gonta from the woods was the worst thing that ever happened to him tbh.

Being treated like an idiot and everyone falling for the idiot act so easily made Gonta look down on humans and everyone in general. Like how stupid are these weirdo apes for believing my very obvious lies! They think they're smarter than him and they talk down to him and they don't even KNOW.

Then Gonta meets Kokichi.

Kokichi, this pretty twink of a man who lies so obviously yet confuses everyone else with his obvious lies. A mischief maker, another rule breaker--and for once, while Kokichi is saying things that align with everyone else in treating Gonta like a fool (when they are the fools),this time it's different. Kokichi isn't actually treating him like he's an idiot--in fact, he's considering his perspective and words far more, on the level of being an equal. He includes Gonta in on his little plans and asks for his perspective.

He treats Gonta like an equal--but equals they are not.

Maybe Kokichi is smarter than the others, smart enough to see through Gonta's most obvious lies--but he isn't as smart as Gonta. He doesn't realize Gonta's true nature and how he's playing dumb on purpose--kind, naive Kokichi, he thinks that Gonta's misbehaviors aren't intentional! He thinks that it must be hard to integrate back into human society with no issues (he's right but Gonta won't admit that) and that Gonta doing things that break social rules are innocent and kind in nature. Kokichi, the liar who doesn't trust anyone else, thinks that Gonta is trustworthy and kind. He believes in Gonta. He believes Gonta has a heart of pure gold, that his kindness is genuine, that their little friendship bond is real and not Gonta studying and isolating Kokichi on a mere curious whim.

What a naive idiot.

[snoopyana]

negative rizz.

“last name is bitches, first name is no.”

in which quiet boy anton shots his shot and attempts to run away from his bitch-less title. spoiler alert, it doesn’t go according to plan. ABORT MISSION..

lee chanyoung / anton.

“one date, please.”

“no.”

“PLEASE.”

ever since anton found you in the library, he had been begging for just one date. and it’s not like you’re some random girl! knowing each other for 3 years now. a single date is all he wanted! the poor boy was tired of hearing his friends tease him and his bitch-less agenda that he so strongly opposed. his head rested on your shoulder while your attention stay glued to the laptop screen in front of you.

“why can’t i just take you on one date! i’ll make it worth your while i swear!!” the male was basically whining into your ear now, his head weighing down your shoulder as he scooted closer. invading your imaginary bubble with his pleas and cries. such a drama queen! ignoring his words, for what seemed like the sixth time in the past hour he’s been here, your fingers made work on the keyboard.

huffing in your ear, shuffling could be heard not too far from the table you two were seated in — causing anton’s eyes to chase after the source of the noise. craning his neck, the boy looked past you and just across the way, where a few boys sat down at a vacant table. which was conveniently located a few feet away from you. eyes nearly popping out of his head when the realization set in.

the other six boys had found him, and were staring directly at you two. wide smiles on each of their faces, which was a stark contrast to antons deepening frown. shifting his gaze back to you, his desperation went from high to higher. basically skyrocketing with the presence of his groups expecting glances.

“you know, i’m not going to say yes just because your little crew is here now.” he was completely lost in thought, your words violently snapping him back to. “please yn, you don’t understand how important this is to me!” throwing himself back onto your shoulders, the younger man thought of his now limited options. whining like a toddler clearly was not working and his chances of getting you to even think of the word yes was plummeting faster than the stock-market in 1929.

your unamused gaze shifted between anton, his friends, and your computer screen stared back at you — swearing you heard the electronic device sigh. man, what does a woman have to do to be able to finish her exams in peace? closing the device abruptly, you stood just as quickly. stuffing the laptop into your bag, you were quick to start heading towards the exit — a dazed anton trailing after you. the six pairs of eyes following as you two made your way to the front.

“where are you going??” you came to an abrupt stop, causing his front to have a meet and greet with your back — might as well ask for your backs autograph since he’s so close. “oh my goodness, i’ll go on a date with you if you finish my exam for me.” sarcasm lacing your words. scratching the back of his head, anton took a few steps back. there was silence, the sound of the library doors creaking open. he didn’t even have to turn around to know who was there.

“so is that a yes?”

“oh my god, you’re actually insufferable.”

“I’M JUST ASKING!!”

“just give up man, this is getting embarrassing..”

note - i had a lot of fun writing this little thing. i didn’t wanna write anything serious so i didn’t! should i make another part where they actually go out or keep it as is? also did i mention this was written in like 10 minutes 😭

[cissyenthusiast010155]

Holding on For Me ~Rita Calhoun xFem Younger!Partner!GradStudent!Reader (feat. Rafael Barba)

Summary— Rita gets hurt badly and ends in the hospital. Her two closest people, you and Rafael, come running. But you’ve never met each other, and now your partner’s and his best friend’s life hangs in the balance…

Mommy… Master List

Requests & Prompt-List

Warnings: angst, then fluff, heavily implied physical assault, hospitals, near death experiences, bruising, implied scarring, crying, hyperventilating, implied anxiety attacks, happy fully ending, etc.

Enjoy (;

You rubbed your temples with a sigh as you stared at her dull computer screen and flipped the pages of your extensive notes. You was violently pulled out of your doctoral thesis research by the sound of your cell phone ringing. Eager for a distraction, you swiftly picked up the phone.

“Hi this is is Y/N!”

“Hello Ma’am. I am calling from Mercy Hospital, I have you listed as an emergency contact for one Rita Calhoun?”

Your heart dropped. Rita? What had happened? Was she okay??

“What happened? Is she okay??”

“She was brought in about 30 minutes ago… She’s currently in surgery, pretty banged up. I am just making my rounds and contacting her emergency numbers in case.”

“Ok thank you so much, I’ll be there in 15 minutes” you hastily replied.

As soon as the call had ended, you jumped up from your chair, your heart racing and your mind spiraling. You scurried around her apartment, collecting things that you or Rita might possibly need at the hospital, throwing all the miscellaneous items into a bag before storming out of the apartment. You were swift to hail a cab once out on the city streets, eagerly giving the address of the hospital. Was Rita going to be okay? What if they lose her before you got to the hospital?

The words hospital and surgery made your stomache sink. Your hands felt like they were going numb, and your mind seemed to only be able to come up with the worst possible scenarios on what could have happened to Rita. You bit at her lip anxiously, and you closed her eyes for the rest of the cab drive, too overwhelmed to bear the stimulus of sight at the moment. Did this have to do with Rita’s job? Maybe an ex-client or someone who’d threatened her? What was the last thing she said to Rita…??

As soon as the cab stopped outside of the hospital, you paid the driver and rushed inside the bustling ER doorway. You immediately found a nurse and asked about Rita, who led you to the waiting room for trauma surgery, a separate, more secluded area of the hospital. The nurse had not been able to tell you much, besides the fact that Rita was still in surgery. So you anxiously paced the little waiting room, biting your fingernails and feeling like you wanted to cry. ‘Pretty banged up’, how badly was her partner hurt? Why were you the only one here??

Memories of you and Rita flooded your mind. You remembered when you two first met, it was only a couple years ago, but you had grown so close since. You thought of all the late nights that you two had spent together, laughing and drinking until both of you couldn't keep your eyes open anymore. You remembered how much Rita worked, just how passionate she was about her job. And now in a matter of 15 minutes that could all be ripped away from you? Rita taken from so swiftly, so cruelly?

You approached the nearest nurses station and asked about your partner again. As you were trying to pry any and all information out of this poor young nurse, a man stormed into the waiting area. You had the slightest sense that she knew him from somewhere, but as he was pacing the room furiously, muttering certain choice words in Spanish, you couldn’t quite place it. Then the man came up to the desk where you were standing and spoke. What if these were Rita’s last waking moments…? How could you live with yourself if Rita didn’t make it…?

“Hi. Do you have any information about Rita Calhoun and how she’s doing?” The man asked rushedly.

Now that he was right next to you and after revealing he knew Rita, it clicked for you. This was Rafael, Rita’s best friend from her college years. The two had never formally met, you had seen a picture or two of him in Rita’s apartment (from the many nights that you’d had dinner and stayed over) and you had only heard about Rafael when Rita elected to talk about him. You knew that while they were good friends, there were wounds in their personal pasts, so you never pushed to meet him. Had Rafael and Rita ended on good terms in the last time they talked? Did he know if this was work related…??

“You’re Rafael…” you managed to breathe out.

You were surprised that you had even been able to get out one word with the lump in your throat. Rafael turned from the counter to face you, giving you a quizzical and slightly defensive look. How could this have happened? It had been going all so well, and now with a simple call, life has turned upside down…

“Yes. And you are?”

“Y/N. Rita’s partner.”

Rafael’s brows raised and his eyes glistened with intrigue. He seemed to decide that you were alright, because he sent you a confirming nod, before going back to grilling the nurse for more information. Had Rita been threatened…? Attacked? Taken??

Trying desperately not to cry in front of him or the hospital staff, your knees suddenly began to feel weak. Before you could catch herself, your legs buckled and you collapsed on the cold, hard, hospital floor. Rafael was quick to turn back towards you, giving you his hands to help stabilize your overstimulated state. Your weak form managed to make it to one of the waiting room seats, where Rafael promptly sat next to you. It was then that you noticed how much your entire body was shaking. Rita couldn’t die… No, she couldn't die… It just… She couldn't it…

“I… I didn’t know Rita had a partner.” He stammered aloud, breaking the silence of the two of you sitting in the hospital, both equally nervous wrecks.

You shrugged in response, not having the wherewithal to respond to that at the moment. Silent tears finally began to stream down your face, as you started to let it all out. You curled forward, holding your head in your hands as you sobbed for what felt like hours. How would you ever be happy again? You would never move on. You couldn’t. Rita was your everything… You couldn’t face losing her…

“I don’t know what I’ll… d-do if… If Rita…” you stuttered, not able to finish your statement, as your voice returned to choked sobs.

You felt a soft and gentle touch on your back, making you uncurl and meet Rafael’s own reddened gaze.

“Rita is one of the strongest, hard ass people I know. Ever since school… I have never seen a fighter quite like her. If anyone will make it, it’s her.”

“Thanks” you croaked out.

Awkward silence took the room, the only sound being the hustling and bustling of the hospital. Rafael eventually removed his hand from your back, as it began to feel like he was overstepping. But the second you lost that touch, you seemed to only feel worse.

“Do you know w-what h-happened…? Or w-why…?” You stammered out in a whisper.

Rafael leaned forward, his forearms coming to his knees with a heavy sigh.

“I know that she’s been facing scrutiny and backlash for the last case she took. but besides that I don’t know…” he breathed out.

You pulled your knees up onto your chair, wrapping your hands around your body for some semblance of control and comfort, as you let out a shaky sigh.

“S-so it is work related…?”

“I don’t know, Y/N, I’m sorry… Truthfully, I hadn’t talked to her since she took that case, I was the lead prosecutor and we… we had a bit of a fallout over it…” Rafael gritted out.

His defensiveness seemed to have vanished, all that being left being the vulnerable, close friend of Rita’s. His knuckles were white from how hard he was squeezing his hands.

“Christ the last thing I probably did was yell at her to get out of my office…” he confessed, looking down to the ground with shame and guilt.

“I… I can’t even r-remember what the last thing I said to her was…” you choked out through violent sobs.

Rafael looked up at your wailing and his hand came out, caressing your shoulder lightly. He squeezed your trembling form reassuringly.

“I’m sure you told her how much you loved her…” he softly comforted you.

“I don’t know… I d-don’t know…” you changed in a whisper, starting to rock back and forth anxiously in the seat.

“Hey. Take some deep breaths… She’s going to be okay.”

Your glossy eyes met his reddened ones and you two just connected. All because of Rita. You were so grateful that she had found a friend like Rafael. And Rafael was grateful that she had someone like you to support her as a partner. Suddenly you were both drawn back to the crushing reality by a nurse coming up to you with a file in hand.

Rafael immediately stood and walked right up to her, demanding answers. You couldn’t get yourself to stand, so you merely looked up at the two standing adults with pleading eyes.

“Are you family?”

You both nodded vigorously.

“How is she? What happened?? Can we see her…??” Rafael demanded.

“EMT’s responded to a Good Samaritan call who found her in an alley… The ambulance brought her here to Mercy and she’s been in surgery ever since. It was a little touch and go, she has a concussion, multiple lacerations, a four broken ribs, scattered bruising, and a shattered left forearm…”

Your mouth went dry at the nurses words and you couldn’t think as tears began to stream down your face once more. Your lip trembled as you bit it, attempting to stifle your sobs.

“Can we see here??” Rafael immediately asked.

“Yes you may see her, she’s finally out, and she’s somewhat awake. I’ll take you to her, But take it slow, she has a long road to recovery…” the nurse said.

Rafael let out a sigh of relief and he quickly turned to you. Extending his arm, he helped you up and down the hall towards Rita’s private room. The nurse let you in, closing the door behind the two of you.

Rita looked peaceful for a moment, lying in the bed, but as she began to wake up, pain flooded across her face. Practically all of her exposed skin was bruised and battered, the biggest being her black eye. Her eye widened as much as she could widen them at the sight of you and Rafael.

“Holy fuck…” Rita winced in pain as we tried to sit up.

You immediately rushed next to her, sitting at the edge of the bed. The older brunette leaned back again, giving up the idea of sitting up properly for her moment, instead meekly attempting to reach out to you with her right hand, and you eagerly met her more than half-way, taking her hand and kissing it over and over again as tears of joy steamed down your cheeks.

“Rita Rita… God I’m so glad you’re okay… How are you feeling…?” you whispered, continuing your love and tender assault on her hand.

“Hi baby… I’m… in a whole lot of fucking pain, but I’ll live…” she breathed out in confession.

Rita smiled lightly back. But even that seemed to hurt her, as she winced lightly again. Rafael was standing at the end of the bed with his hands in his pockets as he watched the two of you. His eyes softeners watching your dynamic, he scolded himself for being so goddamn stubborn. Because if he hadn’t been, Rita might have introduced him to you…

“Oh Baby don’t move, stay still. Doctors orders you need to rest. Don’t want you getting more hurt…” you pleaded caringly and with much love.

“She’s a stubborn hardass. Doctor’s orders won’t stop her…” Rafael teasingly cooed, meeting Rita’s gaze.

Rita rolled her eyes at her closest friend.

“Shut up, you idiot… Now come over here and hug me.” Rita shot back with the same teasing tone.

Rafael chuckled, looked down to the ground as he made his way around to the opposing side of the bed, releasing his hands from his pockets, the man leaned over and gave his friend a proper embrace.

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry… I’m so glad you’re alive” Rafael whispered to Rita, before retracting slightly, but staying close and gazing at her caringly.

Rita wanted to cup his cheek and pull him close, tell Rafi that it was all good, but her drugs were at a heavy dosage and soon they began to pull her back into unconsciousness.

“It’s… okay Rafaellll…—” she mumbled before dozing off.

Your gaze then met Rafael’s, coming to an understanding that neither of you would be leaving anytime soon.

~~~

Rita Calhoun Masterlist ~Coming Soon (;

[summ3rg4l]

HIHI bungo stray dogs is super duper underated so could I pls request some dazai x gn! Reader fluff?? Maby dealing with his shenanigans or saving kunikida from dazai or something. THANK YOUUUU :DD

This request is so old………but idc🥰 I’m in class and I’m bored as FUCK! Let’s see if I still have my amazing writing abilities

Guys I have a secret…I HATE Dazai💜

Established relationship

Reader is gender neutral and apart of the ADA

It started off a peaceful day in the detective agency which was suspicious as is. An entire hour at work without anyone getting bothered and just being able to do their work? Impossible. Good thing your instincts were correct because where there’s a Kunikida, there’s a Dazai awaiting the perfect moment to jump out harass and the poor man.

“Ku-ni-ki-da~” You hear the familiar voice of your boyfriend drag out Kunikida’s name with mischief written all over his face and even hinted in his voice.

The man with poor vision groans while trying his best to ignore Dazai and focus on his work but knowing that annoying brunette…he won’t give up so easily.

Dazai pokes at Kunikida’s cheek a bunch of times, steals his glasses, turns off his computer, ect. But even with all of this he manages to stand his ground and stay on top of his work. You gotta give him props.

He must’ve took some lessons from everyone else in the agency and learned how to get Dazai to leave him alone: Do not react.

Of course though Dazai will try his hardest to prevail. You see his eyes light up with an idea and you already know, it’s a terrible one. “Maybe it’s time I intervene…” You think to yourself while contemplating having to deal with your boyfriend’s antics or being able to live peacefully. You decide on the first option since he’ll probably start bothering you after getting bored with Kunikida.

So. Just as Dazai was about to grab Kunikida’s notebook and do god knows what with it, you grab him by the back of shirt collar and pull him away.

“Dazai…you should really leave Kunikida alone. Can’t you see he’s trying to work?” You scolded him like a child.

Kunikida glances over at you with a look of surprise but it quickly turns into one of gratitude. “I appreciate your assistance (name).” You acknowledge his thanks by nodding and drag Dazai out of the room without a second glance.

As soon as the door closes you let go of your boyfriend’s collar and he bombards you with complaints of all sorts. “Why’d you have to go and ruin my plan (name)! It was just about to get interesting!” You stare at him blankly before responding with a plan of your own.

You smirk in your head and start crying aggressively. “I’m so sorry! Please! Don’t yell at me!” You force fat tears to run down your face while holding your breath a few times to make your cheeks tint red. Dazai’s annoyed demeanor falters at the sight of you crying and he rushes to comfort his love.

“Hey. Don’t cry my love. I’m sorry for yelling—“

“Just kidding!” You stick your tongue out in tease.

“…”

He looks at you with a deadpan before turning around and walking away. You can see the irritation radiating off of him. “D-Dazai!” You run after him to apologize. “It was just a joke! Sorry!”

He glares in your direction before turning back around and continuing to walk away. You’ve never seen him look at you or anyone like that before…it’s so scary! “Uhm…Dazai..? I’m really sorry. I just thought that since you like to—“

“Just kidding!” He turns around with a goofy smile.

“DAMNIT HE GOT ME! I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE!” (I hope someone gets the ref…)

Dazai laughs at the look on your face. “I can’t believe you thought you could prank me and get away with it (name)!” You giggle at his antics and kiss him on the cheek. “How could I trick the best trickster in the agency?”

You can see his cheeks turn slightly pink at the contact. “I’m glad you know my title. Maybe you can be second best if you try hard enough.”

[canowhoopasshg]

This here is my own pride and joy! Best known as

COGITO ERGO BOOM

I think, therefore you explode.

This beauty here is my very own custom Monarch Chassis, courtesy of the Smith Shimano Corporation. This thing fields some of the most advanced guidance systems this side of the Long Rim PLUS the explosive ordnance to back it up. Despite its size and relative capacity for destruction, it's actually pretty quick. Being able to rapidly reposition, see over most other mechs and cover, field a wide array of high range weapons, and hack its opponents with its powerful on board computers and sensors, the Monarch makes for an excellent all-arounder run and gun mech. It's most impressive qualities are it's independently targeting Avenger Silos and its COMP/CON assisted seeking payload, a system that fires a missile at a target you can see only when it can absolutely guarantee the strike will be successful and an advanced computing algorithm that allows the Monarch to bypass all cover, armoring and resistances that it's enemies may have.

Now my Cogito is really something special. I've fitted her with some auxiliary concussion missiles of my own design, as well as a custom Smith Shimano ferrofluid paint job. She's also fitted with a good old GMS personal shield which comes in real handy (especially since the power draw starts pushing my reactor a bit which helps to fuel some other "dangerous" and "irresponsibly radioactive" personal modifications I've made to the Cogito).

As far as weapons she's fielding, We're packing a standard GMS Assault Rifle, because even with all the guided missiles in the system, sometimes all you need is a good old fashioned hail of bullets.

The next weapon is some total piece of shit I mounted before realizing that it didn't even work. Some rare piece of equipment some schmuck on the Icebreaker sold me, called it a "Verbal Gun" or something. I hooked it up with an SSC Stabilizer Mod and everything and when I took it down to the firing range to try it out, the damn thing wouldn't go off! Still looks pretty cool and had a decent camera built into the thing so I scrapped the original Monarch receptors and replaced it with that seeing as it was SSC compatible. Doesn't do anything too crazy but ever since I installed it every so often I'll get a pop up of a little guy on my hud when one of my squad mates takes a hit saying he's hungry and a button pops up to feed him some pellets. We'll whenever I press that pellet button the ferrofluid on my mech freaks the hell out and sorta... bites???? A chunk out of whoever just hit my teammate??? I've tried reaching out about it to my SSC contact but the messages never go through for some reason. Regardless, I'm gonna keep feeding him his "snicker-snacks", not just gonna let the poor little guy starve.

And last but not least. The Gandiva Missiles. Self guided rockets that lock onto anything with a computer and don't stop til they've given them a proper knock on the door if you know what I mean. I can hit anything with these bad boys, with or without my eyes closed. Each rocket is wirelessly in contact with the firing platform which is constantly sending and receiving combat data to a COMP/CON Hivemind out in the Core Worlds. In fact, I've gotten a couple messages from my sponsor contacts about some issues they've been having at the hivemind headquarters about some of their COMP/CON units getting infected with some kind of weird virus and that they suspect it may have something to do with my Gandivas in Calliope and their proximity to our unique dialect of COMP/CON (Shout out to my loyal camera man, Keith). Regardless of vocal quirks, this weapon is top of the line SSC firepower that I've been lucky enough to level at a number of Long Rim baddies.

Stay tuned for next time, where I'll be going over one of the other mechs piloted by Hell's Gate's finest.

Stay Frosty Brothbros! And remember! YOU ONLY NEED ONE ☝️😉!

[writingsofwesteros]

Criston had been at work non-stop. Finally, finally, they were able to access some footage with a partial look at the man who put the pictures in Nora's windshield at the park. After running it through not just a criminal database, but a database of names with people with certain means, plus the partial on the plate of the car that he drove off in when he took Nora, he had a name. "I got it!" Criston ran out to where Harwin and Daemon were talking. "I got him." Criston showed them the computer. "Holy fuck." Daemon said. "Ramsay Bolton? You're sure?" Criston nods, and Daemon calls Aemond. "Aemond? Get Aegon." Daemon said. A minute later Daemon had the brothers on speaker. "Do you boys know Ramsay Bolton?" Daemon asked them. "Bolton?" Aemond sounded confused. "We went to St. Baelor's with him," Aegon told them. "I remember I think he had a thing for Nora- Hey Hel!" Aegon called Helaena over. "Hel what was the deal with Ramsay in high school?" Aemond asked Helaena. "Ramsay?" Helaena's voice was soft but surprised. "He, uh- he had a thing for Nora for a while, he asked her out a bit but she always turned him down. He didn't like when she did, one time after she said no I walked in on him beating up one of the Greyjoy boys-" "Is it him?" She whispered over the phone. "We think so." Harwin said. "Oh my gods." Helaena gasped.

"Get her." Aemond said lowly. "Get her back." "We're on it kid," Criston said. "I'll get her back if it's the last damn thing I do." When Daemon hung up, he told Criston, "Cole I think you should hang back." "What?" Criston glared at him as Harwin was organizing his officers. "You're really emotional right now, you've lost a sense of objectivity." Daemon said. "This guy could be insanely unstable-" "I'm going." Criston said firmly. "Listen- I helped Alicent raise these kids, Nora, she's like- she's like a daughter to me. I should've caught this bastard a lot earlier and I didn't and I'm not gonna fail again- I'm getting her back. I let her down, I let Alicent down- I'm going, and I'll be damn glad if I get the chance to shoot this sick bastard." As Criston walked away, Daemon sighed and took out his phone to call Rhaenyra- one thing he couldn't fault Cole for was his undying loyalty to Alicent and her kids. "Guys?" Daella spoke softly back at the estate. "What's wrong?" "They think they found the guy." Aemond told her. "Oh my gosh-" Daella winced. "Babe? What is it?" Aegon rushed over to her. "Just a slight cramp," Daella said. "Nothing to-" She knocked over a glass as she grabbed the table. "Oh my goodness," Helaena gasped. "My love the baby's coming-" "No." Daella said panicked. "I can't- not without Nora." Both her big sisters had been there when she had the twins, she couldn't have this baby without Nora. "I need her," She leaned against Aegon. "I need her there-Nora-" "You need to go to the hospital." Aemond said firmly. "Aeg get her in the car, I'll get mom and Nyra and Charlotte will get her hospital bag."

!!!!!!

Oh poor Daella !!!! Bless her !

[collapsedsquid]

Been following Star Citizen since the start, I picked up a ticket when it first announced, it was dirt cheap and promised a lifetime subscription, I figured they might regret that later and regardless of how it turned out I knew I wanted to watch the ride. I knew the developer, I had fun with Freelancer. I was in for the space-flight/trading sim of the future.

I also knew Chris Roberts was prone to never finish things, Freelancer was released but not finished. With him running the show and answering to nobody, I knew that could get even worse. I knew that that is part of the ride I was in for, I had to watch this crash. I keep on it on-and-off to watch how it goes.

Star Citizen has been playable for quite a while in some form, even if it has yet to reach "1.0." It's difficult to play though, I couldn't play it when it first released because I didn't have a computer good enough. When I got a new computer, I could play it for a bit but then after a point became unable to play it again because time progressed, it's graphics improved to more than my computer could handle. I haven't tried it on my most recent machine. One of the reasons for that is that I didn't ever find it fun. Flying felt awkward to me and the activities were kinda shit. Possibly because I didn't shell out more cash to Chris Roberts to upgrade from the starter ship to save me from terrible grind.

The real thing Star Citizen has become though is Content. Over the years they have churned out so much video, some of discussions of development, some of it sort of in-universe ads for the ships, some of just sort of in-universe tv shows, a little extended riff they did off of Top Gear that has gone on for a long time now. Can get the sense that people are funding a youtube channel rather than any actual gamedev.

Yeah one of the things that the game has become famous for is selling in-game ships for thousands of dollars. For a game that develops slow-as-hell, can't call it "vaporware" because it is playable, but yeah that is a lot of money. One of the weirdest things about it though is the fan community They have quite a large one that also puts out reams of content, the people who spent tons of money showing off their purchases. The ships look quite nice, quite detailed. Still though, seems a poor purchasing decision. Still wonder how close they were to making those ships NFTs.

So there's this thing that happens with Open-World games. People feel bitter about open-world games. People still buy them though. One of the things you notice in the fan communities before release though is that people read way too much into the developer's press releases. Developer says a few noncommittal words and fans will spin off this whole imaginary thing that they think they will be able to do, man it's gonna be so awesome, the best game ever. Except no, that idea would be infinitely expensive, that's not in the game. In Star Citizen people built massive stories about the ships and how they would fly and interact when they were merely a 2d image and a blurb. Man this is not just an open-world game, this is an MMO. You know that shit has to get balanced and tweaked to hell. The game systems are barely there. You have no reason for believing any of this.

They're pushing for the 1.0 release now. They did a big announcement that it would be "player-centric." When I first heard that I scoffed at that as meaningless buzzwords. It does have a meaning though, it basically means "we're going to have as few NPCs as possible" Yeah this does seem like an attempt to try cut back on the content to get the thing out the door.

As another part of that they had "Squadron 42" the single-player campaign they promised from the get-go. They had a whole extended trailer that showed off the first mission recently. The whole thing was weird. So Star Citizen, the multiplayer game I played, the Chris Roberts game, was a space-sim, another in a classic if out-of-trend genre. As development progressed they started adding guns and FPS elements. What they showed off for that trailer though I think I can describe as "uncharted-a-like." Hoppin into turrets of a big ship for space combat, then running around hiding in the ship to avoid boarders, jumping from space-debris to space-debris. This is a whole other game they are building here man. It's sort of a prologue, I get that, but man what a weird way to start the thing. I guess I'll see how it is when they release it in 5 more years.

[theobsessiveloser18]

Time line of Y/n and Johnny (older)

• They met thanks to your niece and her recent interest in karate, she wanted to enter that Cobra Kai dojo no matter what, you had heard interesting comments about that dojo, you weren't really sure she was going there, so your disinterested sister gave you the situation.

“Y/n accompanies you to that dojo, she decides whether you sign up or not.

"She is super unfair mom, the woman was born with a very sensitive soul, any blow will be classified as ultraviolence 'not appropriate for a minor' guess what, karate is beating"

"It's not my problem, what she decides, period" -she said dryly as she continued working on the computer-

"At times like this, I would thank heavens if you let 'my responsible mom' make the decisions as if she were a mom."

"If you want her to decide, it's because you're going to do something crazy, I'm not going to let you become a psychopath."

"I am not going to do it"

"Sure?" you raised your eyebrows

"whatever" she rolled her eyes.

• She tried to convince you by all means not to accompany her, she knew that if the sensei saw that she needed the approval of her "older sister-mom-best friend-cousin" aunt to make a decision, he would not consider her badass enough to train, however, the more she insisted, the more you reaffirmed your decision to go see what the hell was going on in that place.

•It was a good impression, the first thing you saw when you entered was a boy whose leg was being bent by another boy, they were both wearing "pyjamas", number one reason to run away, you stopped, you were going to do this for your girl

• So you met the sensei and explained the situation, the man almost threw you out of his dojo when you told him that the parents considered it a "questionable place" and you almost had a heart attack when you smelled alcohol in it,

second reason to flee a "flown alcoholic taught minors and didn't want parents to see his lessons" a really questionable guy

•Actually, the situation was hilarious, he had no problem calling you "the typical maiden maiden who gets nervous and ends up babysitting cats" in front of a group of teenagers unable to contain their laughter, your niece almost cursed out loud when you lost your temper and called him a "menopausal extremist".

•He hadn't liked you until that moment, but the last thing you said improved the situation, the nickname was so ridiculous that he almost fell to the ground laughing, all the students were surprised to see their sensei abandoning his seriousness, that was the straw that broke the camel's back for you, you almost hung up on him, but a student (Miguel) took him aside and convinced him to let you be there, just to see if your niece could be a "worthy cobra" "

•The man agreed, your niece turned out to be extremely talented for that, and you were extremely able to help him with his poor vocabulary, as if he said a word and you had to help him with another more sophisticated word, or rather, normally that would have bothered him, but the way you apologized and tried unsuccessfully to prevent it from happening again amused him.

•You weren't at all sure of his teaching methods, too abrupt and rushed and I could swear that they were even illegal

"Do you like what you have seen, ma'am?" asked a tall girl who you thought she heard was called Aisha.

"Not much" you answered with impressive coldness and confidence "but it's because it's not my style, I'm sure if you ask my niece she'll tell you that the most exciting thing there can be"

"I understand your doubts about the sensei and his teachings, I had them too, but they are very helpful thanks to them we have confidence and respect for ourselves, the world is not going to give us just that"

"I would also feel confident if I knew that I could make someone's life impossible or even end with the slightest provocation" the girl swallowed dryly, she didn't know how to convince you, you seemed too mature and firm in your thoughts to let yourself be convinced by one 17 year old girl ”May I ask you something, how many of the guys here have drastically changed their personality since they started training?”

"Well.."

"Definitely Hawk, before he was a shy baby who couldn't even talk, but now anyone who messes with him ends up in the hospital, if he's lucky" the girl scolded the boy, you said "our father" and looked at the clock, there was still a long time before the end of the class and all you wanted was to take your daughter forever to that place

"Robbinson and Johnson, who said it was time to rest, 30 push-ups and join your mates" the children walked away and the man interrupted your thoughts "can I offer you a beer"

"no thank you... I am fine"

"Let me know if I can help you with anything" if you definitely didn't want to come back here ever again

•Definitely he likes you before finishing his class, you were nosy and neurotic, but you were nice to his students, too smart and You had no problem in telling that he was a good teacher, Despite his 'somewhat illegal' methods,his students respected and obeyed him, they were really good and disciplined, and they seemed to get along quite well, it definitely said something about the man who trained. you earned their respect And told you that you were 'naturally hot' As if I returned a compliment,The situation became a bit awkward for a few seconds.

•He said that your niece had a talent for this, and he could help her be the best and go far, you hated him like no one else, those words were the ones she needed to get her obsessed with Karate, you promised to think about it, and he commented that He was hoping to see you again for the children a fairly direct flirt towards you, and that was the intention, but you didn't realize it.

• Everyone was very excited when you came back to make the first payment, since you were there, he convinced you to stay for the rest of the class, you were quite surprised by the change, but the guys insisted so much that you accepted.

•Sometimes you would bring things to your niece that she had forgotten, like "water, a towel, the money to go back home, and sometimes even the gi" Johnny scolded her for that, but she didn't miss the opportunity to invite you to see the class, you agreed without much request, it was a nice atmosphere.

• You would find him around, and he would start to flirt with you (he also did it when you stayed to watch your classes) when you realized it, you told him that it wasn't very professional for the sensei to go out with the parents of his students, surprise! the guy didn't care in the least about professionalism or what it might mean.

•He give you a purple leather jacket with the Cobra Kai logo, and you almost kissed him on the cheek for that, but you hugged him and believe me the guy couldn't be happier

•You guys have nice conversations all the time, you get along pretty well, you can complain about life together and even criticize people, you give him advice to get closer to Robby and it has worked for him most of the time.

•You met tommy and all the old cobras, they liked each other

•Everyone loves spending time at your house, even when you haven't invited them

"Until you finally arrive y/n, you were getting late" is the affectionate greeting from your niece

"Hello my little children" you kiss her head "They had me working as a Jew, are there problems?"

"Not at all"

"Great I'm too tired to deal with them" you enter the room and you find the children of the dojo scattered around, they greet you very affectionately

"I'm very happy to see you children, but if you'll excuse me I need the chair" those who were sitting there get up and you will laugh in it with very little elegance.

“Everyone on y/n” yells one of them, they all pounce on you like there's no tomorrow, you laugh a little, and the kids take off

"Wow when I thought you couldn't be sexier, I see you in a boring suit" Says a voice quite familiar to you, the children laugh, you squeeze a cushion and rock a little in the chair

“¿Remember To the sensei ,Mom?” your nephew asked Joining at thur

“Better than Would like. Uncomplimented in front of the children, I am ashamed to blush if they are here"

"I told them that deep down I was crazy about me"

"Keep dreaming sir, big sister why is this 'Viejo verde' at home?"

"Invite everyone home, you would have felt sad if you hadn't, little sister."

"He's like 70, he wouldn't feel bad about that nonsense"

"You know I really feel bad, they promised me good beer, wait a minute, what did you call me?" you burst out laughing

“It took him half an hour to realize it”

“Miguel that sounded like Spanish, what is a type of disease?”

"I would say it's more like an insult to some, did you insult sensei?"

“Tomalo como quieras Miguel”

“well, I might as well give a compliment”

"And then I'm the one who doesn't stop flirting with you" you laughed again, and you felt that the annoyance for that day's work lessened a bit, everyone smiled at you.

"Well sensei, it seems you know how to treat my sister, we're in the dining room, just in case" the children had that habit of leaving them alone sometimes you wondered what they hope to achieve with that, you sat down and stretched out on the couch, Johnny sat next to you.

"Tell me, does someone other than me flirt with you insistently?" you looked at him funny

"not actually"

"You're tired because you're on those days when..." you got a little offended

"No, they just didn't approve my project to eliminate male testosterone and you know I'm a little angry" the man was quite confused

"Don't worry, I'm sure that by tomorrow everyone will be in favor of him"

"I'm kidding, that's biologically impossible, plus it would be an unconstitutional act of a feminist from the Libertarian Party. Do you think that's what I am?

"is good or bad?" You sighed again tiredly "a problem arose in the presentation of an exhibition and I had to take charge of correcting it, while a lot of backward menopausals hurried me, I swear they were about to call their mothers bitches

“It would have been too badass of you”

"If surely he had fallen into a coma from so much adrenaline." They both laughed a little, after several seconds of silence he told you

"The bosses are a mountain of shit"

"I prefer to call them 'children of false' but yes, they can be"

"It is better to be one of them, nobody can treat you badly"

"Yes, but you would lose your soul and after 48 years of work an incompetent will take your place to destroy in 5 months everything you did, and you will die of cardiac arrest when you see that"

“I mean, there isn't a good option”

"That's right, either you risk it or you risk it, I don't even know why I'm complaining, I'm going to suffer the same thing tomorrow and the other days of my life, because I don't have enough firmness or character to be a boss, there isn't much you can do in the world without creativity, talent or leadership”

"I'm not good at consoling, but I think you have everything you need to be the best boss the world has ever walked on, and when that happens I hope I'll be around to tell you 'I told you, you came into the world to be great' ” he rocked you by the shoulders to cheer you up and he was quite surprised when you rested your head on his shoulder, he stroked your hair

"Y/n sensei we are having an afternoon at home, you better come with us" her niece returned to warn them and she really tried not to show emotions with what she was seeing, but inside she is jumping

“Here we go kid” answered Johnny. They had a very active afternoon, you ended up falling asleep on Johnny's chest at the end of a movie.

“Shall we help him leave her in the room? the boys asked

"Don't worry, I'm pretty good with this" she told them sincerely, they were surprised but laughed.

"Don't take advantage sensei"

"Don't worry, I wouldn't do it" He encircle you with both hands in a hug, you snuggle more into his chest, Johnny felt at home, after a while you felt him kiss your forehead, and for the first time you felt lucky to receive Johnny's flirtations.

•Being the only parent that time in the dojo guys i already considered you part of and according to you and johnny they act how a couple elderly marriage

“listen to me child, your sensei and me We act like any In this world less like a Marriage”

“You scold him for everything"

“I do it with everyone”

"He flirts with you stress you out”

“Not lately y/n”The blonde intervened

“Could you stay out of this"

“You see they even discuss how a marriage”

“like a marriage that is about to Divorce" You rebutted

“It is still a marriage”it was fun See how a teenager of 16 achieved of Irritate

“We seem more like enemies than anything"

“What do you think modern marriages are like?intervened Another student Johnny almost laughs when he sees your surprised face.

“Well you have to admit what is right” And taking advantage if what were you with Guard came down he place your In Shoulders

“I told you not to get into this."you exclaimed frustrated

•at this point everyone was waiting for them to confirm that they were a couple, they weren't and no one understood why

"So how long are you going to have sensei sweating for you? he's going to end up getting bored."

"Let her get bored, I'm not interested in going out with him"

"you lie"

"I'm sorry?"

"You're too stubborn to admit it, I know you like him, otherwise you wouldn't be as comfortable with him."

"He is 22 years older than me, if I go out with him I have father problems and I don't have father problems"

"Of course you have daddy issues, grandpa died when you were 16, let it be"

"It doesn't matter how old he is, if he's hot, he's hot" commented one of his work friends.

"If that's what you think, stay with him" you replied.

"If you don't want to go out with him, I could do it for you," a colleague butted in.

"Whatever" you rolled your eyes with maximum irritation building on you.

•When you told him that accounting would make the dojo easier to run and the parents would have no reason to complain about him, you immediately became his secretary, win-win (you got extra money at the end of the month, the kids loved having you there and Johnny could flirt with you more often, sometimes he bored you, but most of the time his wit amused you)

•Thanks to you, there was money left over at the end of the month, and they could go to a pizzeria or rent a movie, if you rented a movie, Johnny would accompany you to choose it, if you offered to bring the pizza to the table, Johnny would help you, you could be sweeping and he would still be with you, if any of the kids messed up, Johnny made them do 300 push-ups, they learned to stay out of it.

• He is aware of your work, he does not want you to stay up late for things in the dojo.

"You've worked long enough on this, time to go home, okay?"

"I want to finish this at once, I don't take work home with me"

"You shouldn't have to-"

"That's why I want to end it"

"Okay... let me help you"

"It's my job, not yours"

"I remind you that it should be my job, but I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything"

"not an idiot"

"then let me try it"

You sigh tiredly, you massage your neck "well, there..." you had to remind him several times how to do the job, but you were quite patient with him, he appreciated you for it, he was a lot of fun with you making your work more bearable, you definitely adored him for it.

• They had a problem, you didn't call him by his name, just titles "Mr Lawrence" "Sensei Johnny Lawrence" "Boss" as much as he insisted, you wouldn't call him by his name, but after spending so much time with him, one day you ended up doing it unconsciously in front of the children,

“Why is everyone looking at me like that?”

"You called sensei by his name" Aisha replied, swallowing a piece of food.

“and” You pretended not to know what it means.

"You never call him by his name," Miguel reminded you.

"so"

"Why didn't they tell us they were dating?" you coughed until you couldn't

"Was it necessary for them to say it? I could say that even the organizers of All Valley know it"

"We're not dating Hawk" you said trying to keep your composure, you looked at Johnny looking for his support, but he had one of those bright smiles on his face, it was a battle you were fighting alone.

"That's why you don't expect adults to confirm things for you, Bert," Tory explained with that smug air you would have supported on other occasions, but you knew where she was leading, "if they don't 'cunningly avoid your questions' they'll respond with as much 'surprise or innocence' as their character allows."

"Tory nichols" you yelled to everyone's effusive praise

"Oh come on sis, you know she's right" your cheeky niece and the blonde girl high-fived.

"I'm not your sister, I'm your aunt and you know more than anyone that she's right"

"Just correct the term 'sister' for 'auntie', when she's irritated, we obviously caught her red-handed."

"Would you like to help me?" you claimed your entertaining “boyfriend”, he cleared her throat

"Enough kids, don't bother y/n with this, because she's not my girlfriend yet" You looked at him with the greatest disbelief in the world "However in 2 months you can bother her again" the kids went crazy over the situation, you almost killed him, you held back and they had a fun "Discussion"

•Your niece took the situation too far on one occasion, your mom was visiting home and the 'Adorable girl' mentioned casually that you had a boyfriend the age of her grandfather, your mom wouldn't have believed her if your hilarious facial expression hadn't appeared, she almost fainted from shock, you justified yourself by saying that you didn't expect the girl to say that, and that's the end of the topic obviously someone received a worthy punishment (Without Wattpad for 19 days, the girl almost dies, but got the message)

•Going back to Johnny, if after 4 in the afternoon you're still in the dojo, he gets you food, of any kind, but always the best, he also invites you to dinner frequently, sometimes you accept, for you it's better that he invites you when you're in the dojo, you're always in pants, never in skirts or dresses, so it doesn't feel like a formal date, but if he invites you when you're not in the dojo, it's a problem for you

"God!! Why does he invite me over when I'm outside the dojo?!!!”

"y/n that he invites you when you're in your comfort zone doesn't mean he doesn't want a date, for him it could be, but he knows you wouldn't accept, so he'll disguise the situation" you sat on the bed, trying to process the information

"Should I start questioning my life?"

“This dress is pretty”

"I'm not going to wear a dress"

"I've told you 10,000 times and/or a dress is not synonymous with a date"

"Not necessarily, but it gives a formal touch that I don't want to pass on"

"You should listen to your sister y/n" the fact that your friend was home right when she called didn't help anything "what if he's wearing a suit?"

"Don't worry, he doesn't wear suits, and if he did, he wouldn't be able to feel comfortable wearing a 'Sets a Romantic Mood' dress that my sweater and pants can control." You showed the girls the outfit you were planning to wear.

“Actually it looks good”

"bright"

"But the romantic atmosphere is created by the person, not the clothes" You meditated on his words for a few seconds, a nervous smile appeared on your face.

"You're right"

•You were glad to see that you knew Johnny well, he didn't wear a suit, they went to a nice place, they had a great time as always, it seemed like a normal outing, it stopped being when I took your hand in the street, you could swear you turned pale , but "serenity above all" you mentalized it to be able to act normal, and it worked... at least for a while

•Johnny hadn't brought his car and they didn't take a taxi back, walking was fine for both of us, especially for him, he never let go of your hand, it was something new for you, you tried to relax, since you met your life has been full of new things and deep down you loved it.

So you got carried away in the emotion of the moment and did something crazy "really crazy" you kissed him

• It was impossible to know which of the two was more surprised, they continued walking as if nothing had happened, still holding hands, in silence, each one in his own thoughts, it felt comforting.

•They arrived at your house, you were saying goodbye and he surprised you with a kiss, as if he were returning the one you gave him a while ago, a "goodnight kiss" but unlike yours this was "a bit passionate" You had to Lean against the door so you don't lose your balance while he clung to your waist.

•You were sure that not even a tomato could have competed with the blush on your cheeks, you took a deep breath already at home and smiled as if there were no tomorrow, you didn't have time to assimilate what had just happened

"Hey sis, how about your 'no date'?

"You're going to have to calm down because you won't tell anyone right now and you can't yell until 8 am."

"oh god" he almost passed out

•Well, after that night you stayed away from everyone, even the blonde, pretending that none of 'it' had happened, the fact that you were loaded with work from the company and that Johnny didn't have a phone made it more difficult for you. easy

"Y/n not coming?" I ask your 'sister'

“The company filled your room with documents, didn't you tell them? Right, he doesn't have a phone. How was I going to notify him? He raised his eyebrows quite surprised, he knew very well that she was a problematic teenager but so far he hadn't messed with the “well, he could have called her… I forgot, she doesn't have her number”. He's not as good at flirting as he thought, is he, sensei?

“450 push ups right now”

"Yes, sensei" she answered with a military tone and ran to obey the order.

"He had never given someone so much exercise" commented Miguel, quite surprised and curious to know that he had done his niece to earn such a punishment.

“Trust me friend, it was worth it”

• You had to go back to the dojo at the end of the week and curiously the children didn't go that day, it was just you and the sensei, nobody told you, you already knew what to expect.

•You and Johnny became lovers, telling the children was easy but uncomfortable for you, it's not every day a 28-year-old 'secretary' becomes the girlfriend of a guy Johnny's age, well actually yes, but You didn't expect what would happen to you, you weren't complaining, but at the same time it was like: Wow

• Your girl happier about your relationship than you are (and that's too much)

“I always knew that they would end up dating, they are for each other” She told you weeks after they became boyfriends"

“That phrase is so cheesy that it makes me wonder if it really exists"

"Don't be boring y/n""One way or the other"

"But I'm really happy for you guys, it's like I've finally reached the happiest moment of my life" You knew the sincerity of his words, but the sentimentality with which he expressed it made you ignore that, you rolled your eyes.

"Don't be dramatic"

“I'm not being , look, Sensei is like the dad I always wanted to have funny, rude, sarcastic but you know he really cares about you, and you are my perfect mom. I have a mom and a dad."You felt so guilty for doubting his words, when she started crying, They hugged and cried for a while.

“I love you so much honey, but you better not get too excited, we don't know how long this will last"

"Believe me I have a good feeling"

•There weren't many changes between you, just that you spent more time together, and there were kisses and hugs, that kind of romantic nonsense that even if you were in love (as you were with him) you would damn your whole life, it was a matter of adapting and you never did. you would

• Johnny is very disciplined with his work, but if you are accompanying him that day, he will definitely find a way to be with you for a while.

"I thought a cobra never lets emotions rule it"

"Forget those stupid slogans for a while will you?" and continue that interesting kissing section you interrupted, you have to be really firm to get it to work again.

• He tries to convince you all the time to stay at his house, you have your life organized, spending the night at his house would upset that order, unless your niece and her parents are away, you will not spend the night there.

•Speaking of family, none of them know about you (apart from your niece), your friends, co-workers, the karate kids, and even your niece's friends outside the dojo know, your sister and her husband outside the dojo. the teasing, and gossip that they can do, they couldn't care less, with your mother the matter is different, although they love each other very much and are quite close, I could never understand why you are dating someone so close to your father's age, you don't know how to explain it but you are sure of something: you are not looking for a father figure in Johnny, you could never see him as such you love him romantically and it is something strange to admit

•You were very supportive of Johnny when he went through the whole thing with Kreese staying with Cobra Kai, and you were extremely happy when he found another way to continue with karate and the boys, that was your boyfriend, he did not sit idly by

"So it will be an eagle's fang"

"how about?"

"It's a good name, although I'm pretty sure eagles don't have fangs."

"You're too realistic to be alive, but thanks for the support babe"

"Whenever you want"

"You know" you told the children one day when they were training in the park "I think it might even be better that we lost the dojo, they can connect better with outdoor karate"

"We are not miyagi do y/n" Bert snapped annoyed

"Hey!! friend in my defense I don't know Miyagi do, so everything I say comes clearly from my personality "

"You should deal with Mr. Larruso's hippie then"

"Push-ups now, big mouth!" Johnny yelled scaring them all

"Damn"

"And you will stop when I tell you to" Johnny approached you

"Don't you think that's too much?" you asked him

"Of course not t/n that this

idiot thinks before spouting stupid things, my son training with larusso, and now my girlfriend working for him, that sid will sponsor them for all valley" the children laughed when they saw him so sensitive for you

"What about workplace etiquette, Mr. Lawrence?"

"They are not allowed, sorry miss y/n"

"I like that we have that clear part, sensei" You gave her a quick look, and you noticed a kind of shine in her blue eyes, she smiled at you out of confidence, you cursed mentally, today you were going to sleep late.

•You got an eagle fang jacket it was even cooler than johnny's

"so that you throw away the one from cobra kai"

"Are you kidding!!!!? that never"

"You can't use it y/n"

"why not?"

“it has the cobra kai logo, we are no longer cobra kai”

You made a real drama

“This looks more badass babe”

"I know but the other one is purple, I love purple"

"Red is menacing"

"I don't care I'm not throwing away the jacket I'll use it even if it's at home" he sighed

“fine”

"Thank you, thank you, thank you" you ran to hug him and he carried you "I also really like the new jacket, I promise I'll wear it when I go to see them come in"

"I can see you in it love" he gave you a little kiss

•Shortly after this you met the 'famous Daniel Larruso', you understood why he disliked Johnny so much, when he found out that you were the blonde's girlfriend he was shocked as if it were your mother, Johnny and he almost got into a fight, Amanda and Carmen they had to separate, you were too amused with the situation.

•By the way, stay the night at johnny's house It can be a real problem, he doesn't want to let you go to work the day,he has already planned thousands of activities For you two (all fun, but nothing useful for you) Hasn't come to get you to give in But he It states that soon he will.

•Your niece is in most of his plans, and Johnny doesn't mind, she's like another daughter to him, they watch movies in both houses, they go to the movies, to the supermarket, the zoo, and to dinner.

• Yours "will never die"

[ohjeezsophie]

The MD and the DVM: Chapter 2

Author's Note: This is a quick second chapter. Crossposted on ao3 under xxdeaduniverse. I have been stalking my computer, trying to see if anyone has left me criticism. Thank you for reading<3

Monday morning had been an early one. Around 3:30 in the morning, your phone blared your ringtone and rudely awoke you. Marnie had called you in a panic because one of her cows had difficulty calving. Unfortunately, circumstances like these were part of your new life, too.

By seven, you had already finished your farm chores. You looked over the field, admiring your hard work. You were slightly grateful that Marnie’s poor heifer calved so early in the morning because it gave you ample time to prepare for a somewhat exciting day. Today, you were to order your new barn and see Harvey at the clinic. You were more excited to think about the possibility of having your own cows. However, a little voice in your mind urged you to investigate him further. You didn’t know why. So far, all you knew you had in common were educational degrees, even though each was vastly different. But he sure was handsome.

After cleaning yourself up, you arrived at Robin’s shop right at opening. You walked in to see her yawing and cupping a steaming mug with two hands. The smell of coffee so early in the morning was heavenly. “Oh, hi,” Robin sputtered, clearly surprised to see you. “You’re up early.”

“Yeah, well, cows don’t wait until you’re awake to start having problems,” You chuckled.

“Did you have fun at the bar on Friday? We didn’t get a chance to talk. Demetrius refused to let me step off the dancefloor,” She rolled her eyes with a smile.

“I had a great time. Although I may have had too much wine since I can’t remember who all I was able to meet,” You shyly grinned. You knew taking the edge off was the only way you would be able to withstand meeting so many new people.

Robin laughed and dismissingly waved her hand. “Eh, whatever. I would have done the same,” She winked at you. “You met Harvey, though, right? I know Maru has always thought he would thrive with a third “intelligent” villager here.” You nodded. “We met briefly. I’m actually planning to head to the clinic after this to get checked up.” She raised an eyebrow and sipped some of her coffee. “I see.”

After all was said and done, Robin approximated the barn would be finished in three days. You held your tongue when you considered asking how she would build something like a barn in three days. The sooner, the better. As you walked out the front door, you buzzed with anticipation. Things were going just as planned.

As you took the shortcut from the mountains into town, you noticed a run-down building across the river. I guess I’m not surprised to see an abandoned building when there’s an abandoned bus and the farm was in such bad shape, you thought. Strolling past it, you found yourself in town. You paused to stare at the blue house diagonal from Pierre’s and considered the fact that not all the townspeople were at the bar Friday night. Going door-to-door would make you seem like you wanted to be more involved…right?

Doing this felt odd, but you knocked on the front door of the cute blue cottage. “Coming!” A male voice bellowed from inside. A shirtless man with a mess of brown hair opened the door. He was a little sweaty, and you prayed you were in assuming he had been working out. He leaned on the door frame and looked you up and down. “You’re the new farmer girl, aren’t you?” He said with a slight smirk. “I’m Alex.”

“Um…I’m Y/N. I thought I might introduce myself to everyone,” You said. This is certainly not who you expected to answer your knock.

“Uh-huh. My grandparents live here if you want to introduce yourself. Or you could come in, and we could do something else,” Alex’s smirk grew. You felt the blood rush to your face. “O-oh um, I actually just wanted to stop by really quick, but uh, it was nice to meet you, Alex,” You said with an awkward smile and quickly waved him goodbye as you walked away. You could hear his laughter as he closed the door. Stupid.

Well. That’s what I get for being outgoing, you thought to yourself bluntly. Maybe you would save the extra introductions for another day. You had more important tasks to attend to. You walked into the clinic, feeling your nerves begin to rise. Maru was sitting at the front desk, and lit up when she saw you. “Oh, hi Y/N! Here to get checked up?” She smiled. There was a playful glint behind her red glasses.

“Good morning, Maru. I figured it would be best if I’m going to continue working all day everyday at the farm,” You chuckled. Maru nodded and quickly gathered a stack of papers for you to fill out. As you silently completed them on the counter, Harvey walked into the front room, coffee in hand, whistling some tune. He smiled upon seeing you. “Oh, you’re here! I’m glad you decided to take my advice.” He was blushing slightly. The more you looked at him, the more you realized it wasn’t just the wine when you thought he was attractive at the saloon.

“I would feel bad if I ignored a fellow doctor,” You grinned, handing the clipboard back to Maru. This earned a laugh from Harvey. “Well, we can go ahead and get started with the checkup if you’d like,” He offered. You nodded. “You can follow me then.”

Harvey led you to a bright, sterile white exam room, not dissimilar to the exam rooms at the vet clinic you worked at in Zuzu City. You didn’t miss spending more than 50 hours a week in rooms like these. Harvey motioned for you to sit in a blue chair, and you obeyed. “When was the last time you went to the doctor?” Harvey went into exam mode immediately.

“Probably when I graduated vet school,��� You giggled. “I was so busy at the vet clinic in Zuzu City I hardly had time for anything else.” Harvey smiled, thumbing over your paperwork. While he wasn’t looking, you tried to get a good look at him. You noticed gorgeous green eyes focused on the clipboard in his hands. How good he looked in a medical coat. Brown hair and a full, Tom Selleck-esque mustache. How he smelled of fresh coffee. Everything was adding up to perfection.

“I don’t blame you. I can’t imagine working somewhere like that,” He admitted. Briefly, you caught him glancing at your body. You quickly felt self-conscious but reminded yourself it was probably part of the procedure. “Alright, let’s begin. Just some routine things, you know. Temperature, blood pressure, pulse, lungs, etcetera,” He rattled off. “Okay,” You obliged while he removed the stethoscope from around his neck and placed the earpieces into his ears. You braced for his approach, blushing.

The bell of the stethoscope was cold against your chest. “How’s the farm coming along? It’s been years since I’ve seen it,” Harvey made small talk, occasionally moving the stethoscope to a different spot. “It’s taking some TLC, but it’s beautiful. I’ve always wanted to live on a property like it,” You admitted. “You like animals, doc?” You questioned. His answer was going to be important, it would make or break your total attraction for him.

“Sure I do. Just probably not to the extent you do,” He smirked, and you rolled your eyes. Not a bad answer. “I don’t think anyone could match me,” You giggled. “When everything is fixed up, you should come visit. Maybe I could sway you to join me in the animal health field,” You winked. You were being awfully frank, curious to see if he would be open to visiting Cinnamon Meadow sometime.

He nodded. “Of course, that sounds lovely,” His smile softened. “What does a guy like you do in your free time here?” You continued your effort to get to know him.

“Oh, well, uh. I visit the bar with Elliott sometimes. I like to go to the museum during the weekend and catch up on my reading,” He shrugged. You felt as though he was leaving out a hobby. You decided not to press any further when he gingerly picked up your hand to put two fingers on your wrist. You totally forgot that pulses were an important part of checkups. You blushed at the contact and felt your heart pick up at the new lack of proximity.

“Huh. Your pulse is a little high. Are you nervous by chance? I know it’s been a while since you last got checked up,” He looked up at you quizzically. You awkwardly smiled. “Yeah! Yeah, it’s been a while since I went to a doctor. Plus, the farm work really takes it out of ya,” You further embarrassed yourself with an awkward chuckle. His expression relaxed into a smile as he set your hand back on your lap. More blushing.

“I completely understand. Don’t work yourself too hard out there, huh? Especially in these coming hot months. Overheating is dangerous for someone like you doing labor,” He mentioned. Overheating might be a possibility for you right now. You nodded quickly. “Yeah, for sure,” You assuaged.

“Well, you seem okay to me. Did you have any questions?” Harvey put down his clipboard and looked up at you. You shook your head no. “Alright, I’ll have you schedule your next appointment with Maru up front then,” He smiled and opened the door for you. You were grateful this was over. He probably thinks you’re weird now, You internally face palmed as you smiled back and walked out towards Maru. “Thanks for making sure I’m not dying, Doc,” You attempted to save yourself any further embarrassment with a joke, earning you a chuckle. “Anytime,” He said, waving you goodbye and heading into his office.

You thanked god it was over, leaning on the front counter. Maru quickly had you schedule another appointment. “Alright, we’ll see you back here in three months then!” Maru smiled. You thanked her and quickly left. Three months? You repeated. Seems like too quick for another checkup…

~

Three days later, you had a barn. After just having finished tending to the small, green crops, you saw it in all its glory. Robin was admiring her work as you stared. You slowly approached her, still looking at the barn. “Robin, It’s perfect!” You cried, hugging her. She was shocked, laughing as she gave you a pat on the head. “You’re right, it is perfect. Let me know when it’s full of cows, okay? I would definitely appreciate being the first person to try some cheese,” She winked at you and you laughed.

“Of course! I’ve been dreaming of this day, thank you, thank you!” You let go and beamed at her. She simply smiled at you before packing up her tools and heading to the mountains. As soon as you saw her turn the corner, you basically sprinted to Marnie’s house to invest in five new Holstein heifers.

[ryuichirou]

Replies!

Good morning or evening! Here are some more replies.

A couple of them are related to our comic from yesterday, but there’s also a bunch of random ones. At this point this is our regular menu hehe.

Anonymous asked:

your latest art has me giggling because Sebek seeing Malmal and Lilia go at it is World Shattering And Unforgettable!!! He will Never be able to look at them the same way again!!! Meanwhile Silver would accidentally see Lilia railing the prince and go "oh. hm. well, anyway." LOL <- actually got me thinking about it more seriously, and now I'm imagining Malleus doing it in front of Silver on purpose, getting weirdly jealous and possessive of Lilia spending so much special time with his new human son... And it backfiring because Silver would just take it as some sort of unique learning experience hgcffghjgfd

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Anonymous asked:

Oh no the baby’s traumatized now or he might be turned on who knows

Thank you, guys! :D Yes, this is definitely a life-changing experience for Sebek. Or is it? I honestly like the idea of Sebek just erasing this image from his memory, not necessarily because he saw two people having sex, but because his young impressionable mind couldn’t compute the fact that one could do such things with his beloved Malleus, and Malleus would seemingly enjoy it. So Sebek’s desires awakened and then were immediately put to sleep by his own consciousness lol

But maybe he did remember… maybe he really couldn’t look at Malmal and Lilia the same way after this. Maybe the image is so engraved in his mind that he won’t be able to focus on anything after this lol

Oh SILVER THOUGH!!!... Yeah, he wouldn’t think much of it. Whatever Silver sees, he just considers it the norm, as long as it’s Lilia who does it. He definitely wouldn’t get affected in a way that our jelly king Malleus intended, but yeah, see it as a learning experience instead. Which is sooo much worse… Malmal is definitely petty enough to try and passive-aggressively attack a poor child, though <3 He’ll like him soon, though

Anonymous asked:

May we please have some Sebek x Malleus thoughts? I absolutely adore them together!

We do have a couple of hc posts with them!

They are really good together. One of our most favourite ships 😔

This would be fair to say about every Diasomnia ship, but their ehh situation is quite unique, and that makes it interesting. Not only because Sebek is Malleus’ guard; he worships Malleus, he uses Malleus and whether Malleus likes something or not as a radar for his own reactions. But it’s not like this is the way Malleus wishes to be treated: he gets annoyed with Sebek sometimes (and sometimes he gets amused and enables him to continue, but, again, this is just amusement he gets from this silly young man). But Sebek is so completely delusional that he’ll put all his passion and energy into something if he believes that it would make Malleus happy. Even if it annoys Malleus so much that he runs away lol This is both fucked up and hilarious.

Anonymous asked:

Hey, i was wondering which pronouns do you and katsu have? I didn't see anything mentioning it on your card.

Of course, you guys don't have to answer if that's sensitive or if you don't want to publicly share it. I apologise if my question made you uncomfortable. you can delete it if you want.

No worries, Anon! It’s nothing sensitive at all. Thank you for being so considerate! :)

Neither of us really cares about which pronoun people use for us, so feel free to use whatever you want.

Anonymous asked:

any dark/whump/dead dove tropes your into? …anything you’d want certain characters to go through?

If it’s okay with you and if you’re really interested, you can DM me about it instead, Anon, I’ll name everything I can remember.

People really like to take things out of context and make a shitshow out of it sometimes, even if it’s just someone mentioning that they enjoy a trope and not even a visual depiction of it, so I’d rather not entertain them.

Anonymous asked:

Well hard to think of any hcs regarding Crowley given he is too mysterious. Although there is a certain theory about him but I wouldn't say much given it is a Chapter 7 spoiler and you might get it once you learn in the latest last two parts of Chapter 7. Once you know about it, you might think of Crowley's hc sexuality.

Yeah, I feel like I know what you’re talking about (still haven’t read Ch7 and don’t know for sure though), and I don’t know, we’ll see! To be completely honest, a big part of me really wants him to just stay mysterious lol

Anonymous asked:

So if/when you do the overblot ship with anyone, who will be next?

Like I said, we’re not planning anything for now. So we haven’t thought about who we would draw next. It depends on my inspiration and energy; once again, overblot boys are difficult to draw and take a lot of time.

Realistically, it may be AzuIde. But one can’t predict anything when it comes to stuff like this. Definitely not KaliJami, since that’s where you’re getting, they’d probably be the last on the list.

[sek0st]

ESO Terrorist

SAW pull the pins out on raising me->

He went egg-smashESO raise the kid immaculately with house morale going ship-hot&strenuous.

That's something a few people did. I saw an Apple Genius in the same condition as me all tight from working despite eating whatever.

This is that part where eating other than veg vegan juicy water or vegan eggitarian VEGAN EGGITARIAN to the best milk(or egg) you can get leaves you nothing but ultimatums life of labor from the Arab east most commonly.

His style was what do I have to work with to face war head-on together with him as labor-spear & my mom soon to follow in that light my sister & me also.

EMANUELIA found between us. That's not the same as DEMANUALIA which describes the training effect of the 10 year path with him as co-director since he also ate whatever was the delight they selected of mostly cooking then going out to order whatever was the delight at a restaurant every Saturday sometimes Sunday.

It was pave fire-$. Vegans understand free fire. I need it to climb out of Eve. You saw it then in 2018-2019 before they did it to me. I was woke but not at night I was still lit layed down through the night without being aware of the outside world. A form of positive idolatry behind the ones who never sleep via use of a gaming computer & energy drinks. It's a:

Race to get away from followers within my fire mage! choices. Mine was firebrand preacher.

To find that wake again would be minister, but not like the ones who take you far from JC123. Expecting people to 123 by leaving them without knowing it is not easy for men needing this of Jesus Christ.

Christians believe that Jesus can listen to them speaking & I agree that he does in some order or with the many of God helping. Obviously, a real reason is apparently required for reliable listening of Him. Jesus is God more than any other man who left this Earth & in the storied path Enoch lead the way to His return which appears to be with the dawning of a new age. 1 next year not 2026 defines the new age's actual fruition. 2012 was the chosen path of so many to see the new dawn because of many things, but pressing are the listed criminal paths awakening: Criminal Religious Attributes:

-implants=animal tags

-sperm banks

-cellular phones=animal steering wave-guns

-pharma=animal-controlling/steering

-Murder=cannibalism=desperate instead of suicide(since CORVA/CORONA THE DEADLY CLASS tvshow poor (assassin+detective+murderer)=okay in my book but can't get 100% 100% normal right-away is not for any show.

-Robbinhood was a cannibal, basically

-Cannibal happens in every total way scenario if you hold it in mind long enough travelling the possible events long enough, especially near the ends when soldiers run out

-Cannibal becomes an accepted title for Moses by the time it's getting too late

-Stopping female Eve&Adam requires hitting a girl/mom on stage to see if they all respond correctly + give you the pass she never$ want$ you to have.{This happened to me so it probably happened to someone else}{She was Russian & palor was weak like she looks at ghosts all day}{she was also a dark angry black lady}{a barking asian granny}

Eve & Adam is the biggest thing concerning HIGH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS using minions to do the unspeakable in the above.

Innocence is graded off of the wilds or the infant. The choice is yours.

Skinheaded baldness is unique to the sperm-bank babies made of plaguing a woman & society with a fatherless birth like the one I've been attached to whence they made a boy off of sperm stolen from my while I was asleep to try to sell it to Washington! The Navy! The Media! The boy has no way out of that cluster without a leader or at least informing of what everybody needs to know to be able to build wealth. Building wealth isn't a high pay grade draining into a job that costs you more than the money is worth.

Vegan eggetarian VEGAN EGGETARIAN to the best milk you can get! or Veg vegan juicy water, bro because Jesus Christ was vegan or fishing before the united way ended long his path inside the Asian-American border that is Europe.

[storywritings-cabin]

Barry Meets Freaky Fred (CTCD Story)

(cw: unsettling themes, trauma, trichotemania)

[Characters: Courage, Barry(OC), Computer, Muriel, Eustace, Fred, Lime(OC) and Michelle(OC)]

(This is of when Barry takes the role of Courage and how he first met Freaky Fred)

Courage was packing his stuff in a bag, which caught the attention of Barry opening the attic door with confusion.

"Courage?"

"Barry! I... didn't even know that you come in here for something."

Barry tilts his head when he asked his canine friend; "Why are you packing a bag Courage? Are you... going somewhere?"

"Well, I'm going out to visit Bunny and Kitty," Courage replied. "Oh..." The cat's ears drop down in sadness, before Courage pats on Barry's head, "don't worry about it. I'll be back in a bit while you're with Muriel, the farmer and Computer."

"Okay." Barry nodded his head, smiling softly.

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Right as after Courage left the farmhouse, Barry was with Courage's friend; Computer for a bit. He spoke in his dry English voice "Off to see someone you say?" Barry nodded. "...Yeah," before looking down in despair."

"Oh come now kid, don't be like that."

The computer sighed, "it's only for a little while, so he won't be that back long." Barry nods and hums to his reply, although not recognising his sarcasm.

For a while, the young feline asks the technology device many common questions.

-----

Barry was then playing with his two cat plushies, till now he goes downstairs. He sees the dear Muriel placing a nice blanket over a table, with a pleasant smile on her face. "I can't wait for me dear nephew Fred to arrive!"

"Who?" Barry asked curiously.

"Ah Barry dear, I suppose you haven't met me nephew Fred yet."

"Your nephew; Fred?"

"Why yes," the woman shows out a picture of him to Barry, "isn't he such a gentleman," before placing her hand around the feline's shoulders, "i'm sure he'll be very happy to see you."

"Ah, okay." He nodded at his picture.

"Oh and while you here Barry. Why don't you help Eustace, he's fixing the bathroom door." Muriel continues styling up the house. For Barry, he nods to her request, "sure Muriel," and then goes over to Eustace."

Eustace was fixing the bathroom door that has a pretty solid lock onto it. "You! Fetch me the screwdriver!" He demanded with his hand out. Barry digs his paw into the toolbox, which then he picks up the screwdriver, "got it," then giving it to him.

"That freak ain't putting a single foot on my household."

While watching the old man fixing the door. He starts asking him. "Hey Mr Bagge, got a small question I gotta ask you."

"What now?"

"What is about Muriel's nephew Fred?"

"That freak's a barber! A freaky barber! With his own freaky barber shop, where freaky things happen. Freaky barber things!" Listening to the man of what the barber is capable of makes Barry tremble in fear, thus he then scares him out of his sight, causing poor Barry to scream and run downstairs to the living room sofa out of fright.

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"Ooh, that must be Fred." Muriel comes to the door and there he is... her nephew Fred, standing by while holding his bag.

"Ah Fred me dear nephew. What brings you to our cozy corner of the world?"

He only responds which is. "Holiday..." Before bringing an unsettling grin.

"Barry, come and meet Fred."

As Fred walks by the doorway and he stands by Barry sitting on the couch. They both watch in silence from eye to eye. Though Barry starts feeling a little nervous at him but he manages to try and stay calm.

"So... your Muriel's nephew Fred. Right?"

"Yes."

"M-my name is Barry. And..." the feline extends his paw out to the man, "it's nice to meet you...Fred."

"A delightful pleasure to meet you too Barry." Thus the two handshake each other.

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Right as Eustace heads downstairs towards the door. "Gotta go to the hardware store and get the... y'know, fix the bathroom door. Just don't try shutting it, cause you won't be able to get it open."

Muriel, along with Barry and Fred who were all sat together in their seats when she calls her husband over. "Eustace, our guest is here. Say hello to Fred." Fred turns his head over to his uncle.

"...Yeah..." He sat down besides Fred "hiya..." before pulling out the newspaper and mumbled out "...freak." of what he referred to his own nephew.

However something caught Barry's attention of when he sees a wristband around Fred's arm that says 'HOME FOR FREAKY BARBERS! CALL 555-1234'.

"Hey Muriel, what's with that wristband Fred is wearing?" Barry whispered, asking Muriel of this strange wristband but she replied to him. "Don't worry about that Barry." She goes over to Fred. "You must be exhausted Fred dear. Would you like to freshen up?"

"Yes, been quite a trip it has."

"Barry dear. Would you kindly show Fred the bathroom please?"

"Hm... sure Muriel." Barry replied with a nod as well.

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Once after Muriel gives Barry the towels for Fred, the two make their way up to the bathroom.

Barry then places the towels on a stool. "Towels are placed! Now... let me see if I.. can get you... freshen." [closes the door, but when it closes, he hears a metal clanking sound of the lock. And that locks the two in the bathroom] Uhh... okay, don't worry Fred. I'll just try to get it to open. [pulls the door handle, but it won't open. he gets worried] Uhh... Muriel? Eustace? [knocks on the door]

[Muriel and Eustace are by the bathroom door, they heard the door knocking]

Muriel: I heard the door slam

Eustace: The door slammed

[Inside the bathroom, Barry desperately yanks the door handle, but it won't open. Across the room, Fred is sitting on the toilet as he flashes a smile]

Eustace: Well. I guess I better get

Muriel: [talking to the bathroom door] Now don't you boys worry, Eustace will be back soon to get the door open

[Back to the bathroom inside. Barry is scared that he got himself stuck in here. He is shivering with anxiety filling him]

Fred: Barry...

Barry: ...huh?

Fred: Your hair...

Barry: My hair? [rubs his own cheek] actually i think you mean my fur... cuz' I'm a cat

[Barry had a nervous look when he looks at Fred and his unsettling smile. But he wanted this meeting to be nice, so he keeps himself cool to him]

Barry: Sooo Fred. Can I ask about how has your holiday was like? Have you been anywhere for a couple of days or weeks? Did you went to a resort?

Fred: Well, not great and pleasant to be exact. Been spending in there for my desires with... fur [he says, as he stares at Barry with a creepy smile] like yours

Barry: Right... But Fred, what has made you really into hair and... fur, a lot?

Fred: [he first picks him up, and places him onto the toilet] It reminds me of the first time I knew just how I felt about hair. [yanks the shower curtains]

Fred: It was a day I'd not forget. The day that I first met my pet. Oh, what a lovely gift to get.

Barry: Oh, a pet. What kind of animal was it? A rabbit?

Fred: [shows a photo of his pet hamster] Hamster! [gives the picture to Barry]

Barry: Aww, it looks really cute

Fred: I'd never felt so... naughty

Barry: Huh, what?

[Fred drapes the curtains around Barry]

Fred: My fuzzy ball is what he was, this darling little ball of fuzz [he digs through his bag and pulls out his shaver. He turns it on]

Barry: [hears the shaver on, his eyes widened, and his body began to shiver nervously] F-Fred? What's that you have, o-on your hand?

Fred: [holds onto Barry's shoulder to prevent him from trying to run] And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does demand that I be... naughty. [showed another photo of the hamster, now looking at him] He looked at me, his fetching eyes, and fetching fur did hypnotize, and filled with joy, and filled with sighs, and that's when I got... naughty. [shows him the picture of the hamster completely shaved bare, with an angry expression on its face]

[When Fred noticed he is gone now. he opens the down cabinet, where Barry is hiding in]

Fred: Now, now... [reaches in and grabs Barry by his arms] The chemicals in here could kill you

Muriel: [Sitting outside the bathroom door in her rocking chair, knitting.] Don't worry boys, Eustace should be at the hardware store by now!

[The scene cuts to Eustace inside his idle truck, happily reading his Nowhere News newspaper.] [The scene changes back to the bathroom, Fred holds up Barry who is a little wet, with the top of his head shaved off]

Fred: This dripping hair, this droopy curl [shakes Barry and drops him back onto the toilet as he walks to the bathroom window] Unfurls sweet memories of a girl, whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl, and tempt me to be... naughty.

Barry: A girl? You mean... that you use to be with a girl

[Fred shows Barry, a picture of a young girl with long blonde hair, and has a loving expression on her face]

Fred: Barbara, my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed.

Barry: Oh... she's an pure angel

Fred: Until one evening – I'm ashamed – I got a little... naughty.

[Fred begins to psychotically shave Barry as a creepy choir loudly singing "La la la" to Fred's theme. Barry screams a bit by the horror, but he is drowned out by the music and trimmer.]

Fred: The look upon my young love's face was sweet as lace. But in this case, I realized she... [shows Barry, the picture of the girl now shaved bald with a furious look on her face] Needed space

Fred: I never more was naughty. Well... maybe not never [he notices Barry desperately trying to open the door again, he then picks him up. Barry's face is shaved off, the only fur remaining are his arms, body, legs and his tail]

Fred: Playful little scamp [he places Barry back onto the toilet once more]

Muriel: [knocks on the door, with a plate of pancakes in her hand] Is everything alright in there?

Barry: [crying out] MURIEL! HELP ME OUT!

[Muriel sees Barry clawing underneath. She places the pancakes down on the floor, as Barry pulls it in]

Muriel: Just can't wait for those pancakes, can you?

Barry: MURIEL!? [he yelled out as Fred grabs him again, echoing outside the bathroom door]

Muriel: Wonderful! Eustace should be back any moment now

Barry: MURIEL! MURIEL!!! [knocks on the door]

[The scene changes to Eustace lounging on the beach]

Fred: [waves a pancake on his hand] No need for panic. Behold sustenance, hungry whelp! [stuffs the pancake into Barry's mouth, he swallows with strain. He picks him up and Barry has his own mobile pad, trying to eye the phone numbers on Fred's wristband. But that stops him with two more pancakes stuffed in his mouth. Fred pulls his wristband and hides it]

Fred: [shoves another pancake in Barry's mouth] Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind of nothing found in humankind. But for one fellow, who did find me – to be... in a certain mood.

[Scene cuts to Fred in his barbershop. A long bearded man stands in the doorway]

Fred: [narrating] Into my shop he walked one day, with bush above and beard bouquet. That's no toupee, I pray... no way I could help but be... you know...

[The man sits in the chair]

Bearded Man: Just a trim, partner

[The man leans back, with Fred sweating nervously over him]

Fred: [narrating] I'd never seen such hair before! His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned! Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned! Soon I figured, "What the heck?" and – Guess how I was... naughty...

[Scene comes back to Barry, being shaved underneath, yelping. Cuts to Muriel sitting in her rocking chair, watching TV]

Barry: [yells] MURIEL!

[And... the last bit of fur shaved from his right paw. Fred drops Barry with a shrug, twirling from satisfaction. Barry pulls out the wristband, dialing the number with his pad, and conversing with the employee]

Barry: [quietly] I need help! He's shaving my whole body off–

[On the other end quietly before he gets picked up once again. The scene changes back to Eustace, now asleep in a movie theater. We catch another glimpse of Muriel, impatiently tapping her fingers and eyeing her watch, waiting for Eustace to return.]

[Barry is sitting on the toilet, nearly shaven completely. Fred, sitting on the edge of the tub, beckons Barry, his shaver still buzzing.]

Barry: [notices the only fur left is his tail, shielding it and yammering in protest] F-Fred... please! I don't want to do this [he begs Fred to stop, as it is now scaring him]

[Fred continues beckoning him]

Barry: DON'T YOU GET WHAT I SAID! PLEASE!!!

Fred: Sweet cat, afraid I'll shave your tail? Why, now, that would be weird!

[Sirens are heard, Fred closely listens and shuts off his shaver, but his smile remains. He peers out from the window as van doors are heard being slam]

???: Surround the area! Cut the power, we don't anyone getting shaved in there!

Fred: Ah... So ends our little story...

[Barry suddenly has regret on his face, feeling sorry for himself. As he breathes from exhaustion]

[The door is bashed two times before falling on the third hit, two big muscled men rush in with an orange blanket as the scene goes to black.]

[The scene resumes as Fred is lead into the back of a white van by the two men, restrained by the blanket in a straight jacket-like fashion. The previous "La la la" music replays in the background. Muriel waves at Fred, while Barry is held by Lime and comforted by him and Michelle, the friends of his uncle Oliver]

Muriel: What a lovely visit! Too bad Eustace didn't get to say goodbye

Lime: [sighs] C'mon pal

Michelle: How bout we get eachother some sweet desserts? What do you say, huh, bud?

Barry: [sniffs, wipes a tear off his eye] ...Yeah

[Lime and Michelle walk off, with Lime holding Barry by his shoulder. As they head off to the town streets of Nowhere]

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