#my uterus: you were paying too much attention to your nose and its mucus so i decided to get in on the mucus market

[roseverdict]

worst part of being ace and transmasc is the monthly Goop. yes i know it's a sign of certain organs being healthy and the fact that it doesn't make me specifically feel like my innards are angry dragons (anymore) is a good sign, and the blood is a part of that, but the Goop is annoying and i keep having to use multiple balls of toilet paper to get it all. every time it comes up i'm told "ok but uhhh maybe you shouldn't use that much tp?" but the Goop doesn't get absorbed. it's the consistency of the slime you can buy online and the tp never actually absorbs it. you gotta scoop the Goop and sometimes it takes multiple scoops.

i wish i could just tell my uterus to chill out and save the eggs and the Goop for an undefined point in the future where i could get doctors to take it out and give it to someone who'll actually use it.