#naff nuh huh

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it really sucks when you want to look at anything monster boyfriend-related and it's only porn. where are the fun date nights in the woods where the mist can only be pierced by big glowing eyes? where is the hand holding with claws and scales? where are the beds that are actually coffins and falling asleep together after an exhausting night of roaming the graveyard? where's the quiet evening of star-gazing with a being who can tell you about each star they visited? where's the domesticity of cooking in your haunted house with help from disembodied hands? where are the inside jokes about non-superstitious people having encounters and cackling so sinisterly in that inhuman way that you love?

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Hey, I have to make this reminder again that I absolutely do not allow NSFW asks or content involving my stories/AUs/characters. That includes smut fics and porn fanart. I will block anyone who tags me in such things or sends me such things, and I will block anyone who is posting such things that I happen to stumble upon. I have this in my pinned post and I have said this before, but it's happened in the past week and I don't want it to repeat. NSFW makes me extremely uncomfortable, especially involving my stories. Please be respectful of my wishes.

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I took my car to a mechanic to fix the alignment on the 29th and they just told me today that it was stolen on the 31st. I am furious

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*looks up men's 70s suede shoes*

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Looking at the phantom jellyfish reminds me of the chocolate with the cherry inside and that's why I couldn't be a marine biologist

same thing when I get peckish

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when comments mention that they can't wait for your next work

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Walking through the Halloween decor thinking about how Cryptid Sightings Y/N would be going nuts for all of it

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I am so incredibly stunned and honored to see that Sleuth Jesters won both angstiest fic and most dramatic fic!!! I can't express how much this means to me. I'm completely floored and overwhelmed in the best way possible, and I cherish each and every one of you who has read my works. Thank you. Your support inspires me so much. I wish I could do something grand as a big thank you, but I hope that the little SJ MerMay one-shot I'm working on will suffice!

Until next time. ♥

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Sorry, I haven't been answering a lot of asks lately. Finals and stress are taking me under right now! I'll get back to my inbox once I resurface

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i am but a popsicle and brother, i'm melting

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First day back to classes and I'm already feeling it

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me, writing: oh my gosh he's the worst

also me, writing:

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I burnt the potstickers to hell

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Chikem

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it's absolutely unhinged that a person thinks it's normal to leave a comment begging an author to write nsfw on a fic that is sfw. what the hell

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