#nah but thats such a good idea it makes so much sense now that i think about it ^w^

[carlzy-berryz]

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Just a some littol questions for your au, if dats oki 👉👈 (idk if they're very good)

How do the other Koopalings act towards Mercury?

Which Koopaling is Ludwig the closest to?

Is Mercury's new sidekick like a Luma version of what Kaboom used to look like?

And, does Mercury still hate mushrooms xD?

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Of course!!! I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ANSWER THOSE SO LET'S GOOOO!!!

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So for the first question, I don't have everything figured out yet, BUT I am currently working on it so I should be able to give you an answer for each of the koopalings and Mercury!!!

As for now, I can tell you more about how Wendy and Roy acts with Mercury!

🩷 - Wendy sees Mercury as a sister, she'll protect her AT ALL COST since there aren't much other girls around in the castle. She grew very attached to Merc. Imagine them having the huge girly friendship dynamic, that's them together. X3

❤️ - Roy likes to challenge Mercury quite often, testing her strenght and such, but he's also quite annoying in the way he acts. Though they both do not have the best relationship ever, he still manages to see her as part of the family.

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Wendy is the closest koopaling to Ludwig simply because she is quite mature and understanding compared to the other koopalings. She also manages to stand up against Roy and teach him a lesson when he's annoying so that's also doing the trick 😭

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The little luma, to your surprise, is actually Kaboom's real form! Yep, Kaboom is actually a luma and his real name is Loom.

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And to answer your final question... Yes... Our girly pop still DESPISE mushrooms 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you so much for the questions!!! 🫶🫶🫶

[gojoawayhoe]

What even is JJK?

Hello JJK community!! I am an avid fanfic reader who was going through a crisis, accidentally stumbled across a JJK SMAU post, and triggered a hyperfixation (yayy)

I thought it might be fun to stumble my way through figuring out what is going on here with as little official information as possible. This post is my attempt to understand JJK from SMAU and fanfic alone! To be clear, I have NOT read or watched the anime/manga - this is just my interpretation for wtf is going on here.

A few things before we get into this -

Spoiler Warnings! This should be obvious, but since I've never watched/read the show I don't actually know what is considered a spoiler or not. Please read on with caution~

Newbie Warning! I am so new into this fandom, and it is a lot bigger than the ones I've been in before. This post is supposed to be fun, and I am coming from a place of good faith. If I accidentally commit a faux pas, please be kind!

Foul Language Warning! Most of this was written stream of conscious style over two weeks as I was struggling through some tough stuff IRL. My tone is tongue in cheek, and I did not pay much attention to grammar or minding my language. I don't say anything too crazy, but I am perhaps too liberal with certain four letter words.

With that said! Please enjoy my delirious ramblings as I make sense of this batshit crazy world. I had so much fun with this, and I hope you like it?

OKKKK SO (who is who, pt 1/?; i got some questions):

Did Shoko really cheat her way through medical school?

Toji is ?? An assassin with one?? two?? Dead wives?? Are we suspicious or nah

Also like, Toji? Sometimes he's written like an ass, sometimes like a strung out single dad?

yuuji is ..... chosos brother... somehow...?

Megumi is……. Tojis son? But also sometimes gojos adopted son?? Or at least mentee??

Speaking of Megs, here are some thoughts I had while figuring this effer out:

-Man, Megumi really likes dogs i guess, thats cool

-Oh huh, whats a shikigami?

-oh, that sounds pretty cool

*sees dogs mentioned again*

-cue: holy shit moment

-i straight up thought he was overly obsessed with dogs. Like as a character trait because its mentioned so much. 

-ykw ig he still is

-can you pet them?

Shibuya:

At first, mentions of Shibuya went over my head. Then, three or four days in, I read an smau where nanami made plans with the reader to do something as soon as he returned from Shibuya. It was really so sweet! But… umm…. The comments did not agree?

So this is the first time i googled anything, and found myself on the wiki. And uh, yeah, fuck you guys /s

And i was like, I wonder who else has died then?? And guys, i gotta be honest, I did NOT like it !! 🥹

alright, I got distracted.

Trying to figure out who is affiliated with who from smau/fanfic alone is nearly impossible (who is who pt 2/?). 

Eventually, you get here:

Most people - jj sorcerers/tokyo high

Toji + shiu - assassins

Kenjaku + mahito (mojito)? = freaky bitches (also is it just me or is mahitos design kinda.... 😏 no? just me?)

Choso - ???????? I genuinely cant tell?????? Sometimes yuuji is his brother and sometimes hes with the freaky bitches ??????? Is he a good girl gone bad ?? A bad girl gone good ?? Is he meaning yuuji like as a vessel of sakuna and sakuna is his half brother???? because apparently the whole main point of the goddamn show is that yuuji ate one of sakunas fingers and is his vessel or whatever??

And speaking of that, how did i not know yuuji and megumi (and… nobara…?) are the protagonists?? I went days without googling the premise of the show (yup.) and i was floored, lemme tell you! I really had no idea what was going on, yall 😌

So back to who is who again (pt 3/?, Geto edition) -

Ok. So..... OK. Geto, right? WTF is up here? here's what I've got

Geto + gojo (and Shoko!) = #besties

Geto has a crisis

Now hes racist

Aaaaaand slaughters a village (and his family??? is that right??)

Geto + gojo = #breakup

Gojo is real sad about it

10 years later geto comes back and gojo kills him

Geto is reanimated by the freakiest looking yeerk ive ever seen (does anyone even know animorphs anymore or is that series a fever dream I made up?)

#sadboi vibes only plz #trapped in the prison realm #justGojothings #honestly fuck the Shibuya arc

okay ANDDDD -

Gojo + Geto + KFC = ???!

y'all i see them referenced with KFC all the time. this is definitely a private joke that I am not in on lmao

moving on!

Sakuna v Gojo.

Yeah, fuck this arc too honestly. Gojo's my favorite. Sue me! I'm basic! I never said I wasn't!

back to CHOSO again (my beloathed <3) (who is who pt 4/?):

I have figured it out!! Choso was with the freaky bitches to avenge his brothers, then somehow figured out that Yuuji is his half brother and badda bing, bad girl turns good. love to see it.

But, is it cannon??

Some of these are characters are written so baby girl-ified that i think id be upset reading the source material. Like… is choso really that sweet and innocent? He is written as the sweetiest of baby gorls. But like isnt he an antagonist? I suspect he probably has one or two scenes in canon that are naïve and endearing, and the fanfic girlies ran with it. As they absolutely should. But im attached this version now and I dont want that ruined 😌 I've seen yall bitch about the white dog thing in SMAU, but you know what? I love it here in delulu land and im sticking with it.

Also, I have a feeling that Nanami is just a serious guy with a stick up his ass. Do I love how he is written? yes. Do I stan a romantic family man? idk, ask my husband (yes, I do). Do I think he is TOTALLY different in cannon? Absolutely

Do I think Geto is this tragic, heartbreaking villian in cannon? Yeah, I think that's probably right. but i mean, genocidal maniac is kindve hard to reconcile with how he is portrayed in the ficdom universe. Also, I love how many people just choose to simply ignore his betrayal arc and pretend it simply ✨didnt happen✨. i love it and im living for it.

There are about 10,000 different portrayals of Gojo in fic. Some common themes are:

fuckboy gojo

sadboy gojo

lovesick gojo

emotionally unavailable gojo

I think most right is probably #4? idk man, if my life was in danger all the time and I was viewed as (at best) nothing more than a weapon by society AND my best friend betrayed me like this? I probably would also float through life with minimal attachments and a laissez faire attitude. but then this is also challenged by his clear attachment to the protagonists (who are, apparently, the students and not the teachers)

Will I watch/read this anime/manga?

Honestly?? Idk yall. I kinda mentioned this earlier, but I have now gotten attached to these characters as they are in my head. in delulu land. Also, my real life still kinda sucks rn, and idk if I am currently built for the death and betrayal and ANGST in my fantasy world too, thank you very much.

That said, my brother in law is begging me to watch it since he heard im doing this. This world is genuinely so complex and interesting, and the magic system is fascinating. AND it would be interesting to go through it and see what ive actually gotten right and what ive gotten just so, so wrong.

Maybe if anyone actually reads this and it picks up traction ill consider it, and do a follow up post with the right and the wrong

N E Ways! I think that's about all the word vomit I am capable of right now. if anyone actually read all this, I hope you enjoyed my nonsensical ramblings! feel free to tell me what I got right, what I got wrong, or how good/bad my takes are.

[o-sunny-day]

( @forgettable-au . GO READ IT 🫵)

GAAAAAHHHHHH PAPYRUS YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD YOUAAAAAAAA

Reading this was like a blessing from The Angel itself PAPYRUS CHARACTERIZATION GOOD???? HUH???? PERFECT???? WHAT????!?!?!?!?

Its just so perfect and beautiful….

Going into this, I was expecting them to just waltz on into the Underground and have the pages end at Papyrus going :/ at the idea of going into Hotland, but I DIDNT EXPECT THE ELEVATORS NOT TO BE WORKING, THATS SO SMART???? THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE???? but I digress. ONTO THE DIGESTING.

…I wanna be Papyrus so bad rn I WANNA GO ON A HIKE SO BAD RN. “This is nice :D” made me giggle idk why, hes just so happy 😭 I want to/aspire to be him.

And Floweys little “Something must have happened there for him to forget everything” made be just- *buddy you have no idea*

(IM STILL SO EXCITED TO SEE HOW ALL THIS PLAYS OUT??? LIKE IVE GOT NOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE ANYMORE AND IM SO THRILLED)

HEEHHEEHEHEH AND PAPYRUS WANTING TO GO VISIT HIS HOUSE!!! seeing the difference between Papyrus and Wingdings, ESPECIALLY in this simple notion MAKES ME SO GIDDY!!!

Smooth….Very smooth. Hes SO good at sounding not suspicious!!! I wanna dub these comics with my sister one day cause imagining the line delivery for scenes like this- HEHEHE

ALSO IM CRASHING OUT AT PAPYRUS/WINGDINGS STILL CALLING ALPHYS “DR”

BE FRIENDS.

also I noticed on this page that Asgores throne is now also covered like Toriels- I LOVEEE THE LITTLE DETAILS

THEN LASTLY- ON THE LAST PAGE….RIVER PERSON W????? MAYBE????? They’re the only monster I can think of thatd possibly still be down there… I always liked to think Papyrus and them would be friends, so Its fitting. Maybeeee The Annoying Dog/Toby Fox would also be down there, BUT ALSO Papyrus would never call him a friend, and how would he help them get to Snowdin faster…

STOPPUH THOUGH imagining little Sans and little Wingdings riding that boat together to get from Snowdin to Waterfall n stuff….AAAA ANYwho

The River Person though, them being so mysterious…it makes me wonder if they get like a weird feeling just being AROUND Papyrus, like how he does when he sees the holes in his hands. Then paired with the whole “beware the man who speaks in hands” thing, It makes me think/feel like they totally know something- OFC WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF IT IS THEM, BUT A MAN CAN HOPE.

..LMAOOOO I JUST HAD A THOUGHT- HIS FRIEND IS JUST SANS😭 he teleports em down

flowey: …ok. you can go now

Sans: nah

As a finale, just needs to be repeated- seeing these 2 again makes me unreasonably happy. Im so excited (all the time about everything) to see more of em cause HOW THEY’RE WRITTEN IS JUST- MWAH. Perfection. I love the way everything is drawn but ESPECIALLY PAPYRUS every expression he makes just makes me giggle sm

Im gonna start a competition, strongest live reaction: This one. wasnt even close-

it got me GOOD

[quitealotofsodapop]

Ok, but in the Mother-Child Preggers Tang au... what if it crosses over with Slow Boiled au?

Referencing this post I made about Tang accidentally drinking from the Mother-Child River while the gang are travelling in S3.

Oh gosh i love the idea. In all the chaos of Wukong having his Stone Egg, Tang accidentally gets himself in a similar postition. XD

Throughout the Slow-Boiled Au, Pigsy and Tang frequently prove themselves to be good parents, and with all the talk of Wukong's overdue baby, the freenoodles pair both start to wonder...

Both brush the thoughts off cus they're in their 30s at least, and MK is enough. But the thoughts still crop up time to time.

Then cue Tang getting so thirsty during the S3 team-split, that he takes a big mouthful of river water without boiling it first. Pigsy initially blames the scholar's cramps on giardia. But they were oh so wrong.

Scorpion Queen pretty much forces herself into the gang because she's the only one around who *knows* how the Mother-Child River works. And she's not gonna let her new friends get hurt with all this bone demon business!

Pigsy, unsure: "Hey, Scorpion? I have something I really need to ask about the River." Scorpion Queen: "Sure thing! Ask me anything!" Pigsy, hesistating: "Will... will the baby look just like Tang? Or is some... river god involved?" Scorpion Queen, catching on quickly: "OH! Oh no no no! Theres no river god baby-daddy!" *starts laughing* Pigsy, relieved: "Phew!" Tang: "Aww! Piggy, you were worried!" Pigsy: "I dont mind our kid being a mini-you. I just dont want some gross minor god to have his mitts on ya'." Scorpion Queen, still laughing: "Nah dude! You guys are gonna have a cute little piglet!" Pigsy & Tang: "Wut." Scorpion Queen: "Couples came to the River to have babies all the time! If the drinker had a mate, then the baby would take on the appearance of their partner by absorbing some of their dao. If it didn't, then the Kingdom of Women would have been overrun with inbred clones!" Tang: "Ah, that makes sense." Pigsy: *completely dumbstruck with joy* Wukong, quiet until now: "...wait. Did the ladies back at the village think Master and Zhu Bajie were a mated couple that fumbled the process!? Is that why they laughed so much!?"

And ofc because of their shared situation, Tang and Wukong bond over the rest of the roadtrip. Tang would 100% wear a cringey matching maternity shirt with the Monkey King if they had time to stop for some shopping.

Pigsy breaks the news to the rest of the gang in an... unelegant fashion after the Samadhi Fire ritual went belly-up.

Pigsy: "So uh... stuff happened when we all got separated back in the desert." MK: "Yeah, you said Monkey King got amnesia and thats how Scorpion Queen joined the team." Scorpion Queen: *delighted wave!* Tang: "There's more to it MK..." MK, panicking: "Oh gods, you guys aren't hiding a world-ending secret too, right!? Cus I cannot deal with-" Pigsy, cutting him off: "Tang is pregnant. And we've decided to keep the baby." MK: *struck silent* Sandy, joyfully: "Congratulations! I hope the Monkey King didn't hear too much of you guys making it!" Pigsy, blushing furiously: "NOT LIKE THAT!!!" Tang, amused grin: "How else are babies made, Piggy? I'm certainly not having a stone egg.~" Pigsy, red-faced: "'CUS YOU DRANK THAT STANKY MUD WATER, THATS HOW!" MK, frozen stiff: "Wut."

Needless to say, MK is happy for his parents, but the timing isn't ideal. After LBD is defeated though, MK fully embraces his upcoming baby sibling! XD

Unfortunately the timing also means that Tang spends S4 in a very compromised position.

Yeah, Mother-Child River Tang isn't having a fun time...

[dabuerre]

im currently on episode "Home on the Remains", and honestly, its getting better, with the concepts they use.

"Vitas Mortis" was interesting for the Luxan worldbuilding, but i just dislike that it took D'argo so long, to just, see the situation for what it is, but, it completely makes sense in universe, i just ehh, it made the episode have weird pacing, imo, mostly you just watch the ship fall apart for like 20 minutes screaming BRO ITS HER JUST SHOOT HER but yep hehe

"Taking the Stone" was kinda strange. i could leave this episode honestly. i liked chiana's progression, i just dislike the whole jump thing. idk i dont like this one that much

"Crackers Dont Matter" now this episode was peak haha. seeing fucking Scorpy talk about fucking pizzas and martinis made me laugh way too hard. loved his obnoxious shirt, wanted to get it, realized its super old and people nowadays want like 800 bucks for it so nah im not doing that. cool shirt though. i also loved the dynamic between pilot and the antagonist, especially when he kept screaming "I NEED MORE LIGHT"

"The Way We Weren't" this episode was so sad :( to watch. incredible episode. i love this shit, when they like, reaaally go in to the sadness of the situation. i loved how in the end, Pilot didnt want to kill Aeryn out of anger for her, but for himself :( she was kinda just a scapegoat. sad situation all around.

"Picture If You Will" fun to watch. i love that Crichton is the skeptic in every fucking episode, it makes sense for his character. the return of Maldis also made sense, but i prefered him in the first episode. more impactful? important as well. but the cursed painting is peak

"Home on the Remains" this one is super cool just for the fact that i fucking love delvians, even though im sad they removed her full skin make up, every since this season started ive only seen her in full clothing, but yeah i get it, annoying for the actor most likely. i just wonder, like, couldnt aerynn or whoever just chop his finger off or something and feed her that?? or just, straight up a little blood? i wouldnt really count that as caniballism, but, idfk. i would do it honestly and i would not look at her differently, holy shit, biggest twist of this episode so far is that d'argo likes chiana????? in the intro there is this one frame where he was kissing z'haan so i assumed thats the way the romance would go but chiana?????? i mean she is more like your daugther??? idfk. OH GOD HE KISSED HER. damn i have no idea how to feel about that. it was a nice smooth kiss so that is good but like uhhhh im still not really onboard. whoa??? girlie liked it that much? nevermind im on board haha

"Dream A Little Dream"

i will update this post with more thoughts on future episodes, but no promises hihi

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Why Bojack feels he has no Power in Life cause.. sometimes.. he doesnt.. this isn't to excuse his abuse to others but i did notice the abuse he goes through gets.. zero callouts from in universe.

Toxic Childhood parents were monsters.. both of em. a child growing up terrified of both his parents. beatrice gives him the mindset to live for the Audience and nothing else and he internalizes this for basically his whole life which perfectly molded him for hollywoo

Angela Diaz emotionally manipulates him into betraying Herb: i dont care what the show says later about her fearing her own job.. she had the Power she's the Higher Up she's been in hollywoo longer than bojack to know how things work and its rather sneaky to say he wont star in secretariat his dream movie.. This one might be a strecth .. Danny the baboon telling bojack sharona's gonna go cause its not gonna be him this new guy just tells this Seasoned actor what to do and bojack not wanting the show cancelled Folds. To him he has no say in this the show must go on and he's a no good stinky coward. to bojack he's powerless with firing sharona. to Sharona bojack had the power here . Like come on bojack .. grow a bit of a backbone

BEST EXAMPLES OF ABUSE OF POWER TO BOJACK that aren't debatable A perfect example of abuse of power towards bojack actually starts in s2 from hollywoo whateverhisname the Fish Director bojack makes a joke about their movie not being like Casablanca and that ends with fish director deciding he wants to overwork his employee by making him read the lines a bazillion times.. so bojack has no power here at all other than to quit which isnt much of a power move at all when he's replaced by CGI.. im guess he's not part of a union. He fires Ana and she decide one never Fires Ana Spanktopia and sexually assaults him and man I hate how its handled in the show after. now bojack not wanting to talk about it makes sense but trying to paint ana as pitful by spilling mac/cheese or smart for leaving a drowning man doesn't work for me. leaving the Abuse to feel shitty leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I dont care how norma; she is outside of work im a messy eater myself. she still assaulted the main character just to gain back control. this A second time bojack had no power and worse is made out to be the bad one in the relationship when Ana was ten times more toxic/controlling. does bojack like that kind of behaivor? . ell thats a different topic about his mommy problems but probably.. Flip a sleazy director who decides to one up bojack defense of gina of not performing naked by making him do it and what does PC do? nothing she sees him clearly uncomfortable with the idea and does nothing about it cause philbert her's baby.. nevermind her client discomfort. And sure bojack doesnt want to play him because he's bascially philbert but a good friend doesn't let you get naked for a show if you show obvious signs if distress about it.. in front of them. And we got Flip trying to tear his robe off threatening to sue him, saying he can do anything he wants to him on script because he is GOD. and.. itkiskindafunny when he says he make philbert crap his pants.. but the powertrip is real.. and the abuse of power is also very real . This is a SECOND time bojack faces assaults' too and it is not taken seriously enough.. no wonder bojack is left staring into the void at that fish at the end.. gotta keep dancing ..numb it all out

bojack hurts himself doing a dangerous stunt because how dare PB be better at him.. and while the fall is on him. its on PcFlip and Even Todd as he told PC they are behind schdulke. Now PC loves bojack right? shes his friend she knows to let him rest right? NAH instead of putting the show on Hold for a Moment to let Bojack Rest. he gets pumped full of Pills so he can keep running and working on set. with a broken back for a Month.. (i did the math by finding a calendar in the show) An addict was given pills to heal.. a back injury. That's another abuse of power through Capitalism baby.. I don't think season 5 was a good season to tell bojack fans this man is a bad role model.. when he was basically fucked by everyone.. like the end of season 2 taught me that anyway I didn't need it hamfisted i have zero desire to be like him.. empathizing/sympatizing with the mc is kinda normal thing to do with tv shows. eso when you show their childhood trauma as well /masterful as this show. in fact id say bojack is a perfect example of childhood trauma bleeding into adulthood. Anyway.. yes bojack is an abuser to women/men that very much is tru and a victim to the people in hollywoo angela/ fish directior/ ana/flip/sadly his own friend and i shall always be annoyed. no one else in the show is held accountable for nothing..

[solobodor]

In your interpretation of the IEYTD universe, do you think Phoenix is the only creature working for the Agency? Does that have anything to do with their success streak? Or is that just another quirk on top of many

Nah i dont think they're the only one .. we dont know much avout who works at the agency rn .. i dont have designs planned for them at least .. i do have an idea for the director but he is an humanoid in my mind !

in my interpretation .. phoenix skills are not .. really skill based if that makes sense ?? they're just silly and lucky af

i havnt really mentionned my phoenix backstory ? well they're mostly a mystery to anyone .. supposed time traveler who appeared someday .. they dont know what or who they are .. they were given a job and decided "heck thats what im gonna do for now"

and they cant die .. they just .. respawn

they dont know why its happening either so might have well this power for good and to stop zoraxis !

[m1ckeyb3rry]

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LMAOOOO yeah lowk it was still more funny than embarrassing for me catching that typo here but if I found it after I sent it to someone else I think I’d be a goner

(Also wait speaking of I forgot to mention you’re seriously a trooper for reading all of orv…I followed the comic for awhile but I have a friend whose obsessed with it and like summarized the entire novel to me in like an essay (I’m still confused as hell because I lost track of the details) but after hearing it all from them it’s truly a ride…)

NOOO I SAW!! Ofc it’s sae LMAO classic itoshi scenario…yk maybe Karasu nation will come in clutch last minute…(I’m ngl I’m kinda glad none of those characters are on there oops LMAOOO I also don’t think they’d have much to do with aiku and honestly there’s so many works of them all) Ok I still kinda feel like it’s a win tho bc Karasu and Barou in second and third???

FRRR the edits are gonna go so hard…just imagine the Barou stripping scene LMAOO (the dudebros glazing Barou are everywhere omg)

I love how “the white haired dude” is an archetype of its own it’s so funny but so real…(gotta confess Im usually in the white haired dude fan section like somehow I end up gravitating to them too)

IM CRYING THE PARENTHESES it just goes on“or fifth…sixth……15th…” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m crying your writing has made MY standards too high but honestly so real…even seabird sae is already better than like…a good majority of the population out there this is lowk sad

LMAOAO THE SELF HELP BOOKS I see the vision the purple green was also perfect for him

OOOOH I guess we’ve just gotta see what tiktok audio pops up on your fyp LOL but I’m excited I was leaning towards chigiri or Barou I was looking cooking way more for their ideas

LOL it’s ok that Nagi requester will get Nagi content from oaeu too!! I’m actually so hyped for the series

LMAO I plugged them into a generator and got Karasu!! I guess it’s the universe telling me not to stray from Karasu nation….lowk almost forgot that he’s essentially my namesake I got too desensitized to it so the generator really said remember your origins

OHHHHHHHHHH wait that’s kinda stupid on tumblrs part wdym the creator can’t see the results unless they vote??? SHDHS thats actually so annoying your rant is so valid (also just generally feel free to go wild ranting or venting it’s all good w me) im ngl if you want the next time you make a poll i can just vote early on and keep you updated on the results if you don’t wanna have that option there for people to screw with…but BRO YUKI AND OTOYA???? I know they generally still lag behind Karasu in terms of popularity s2 please save them

LMAO nah it’s perfectly reasonable and valid like some people don’t have the brain development for proper impulse control ig like damn

Ok well in the time I was writing it ig it’s over now good for you sae fans good for you (BOOO TOMATO TOMATO /j)

- Karasu anon

HAHAH our freaks are so matched i don’t even blink at 90% of your typos we truly are the same person LMAOAO

omg i LOVEDDDD orv i read it on my phone in the summer of 2023 when i had nothing else to do and it was genuinely so so good like the novel is PEAK i never read the webcomic version because i’m attached to the translations in the novel even though they’re not “official” but genuinely the novel is probably one of if not THE best things i’ve ever read like it actually changed my brain chemistry fr (it’s a long build but the ending arc is peak fiction)

SAE WON 💔 but very proud of karasu nation and barou nation for locking in and getting them so close to sae that was def unexpected!! and yeahhh that’s the vibe i was getting too like there’s no way for them to realistically be involved w aiku so it wouldn’t make sense for them to be there PLUS i don’t like them that much so i can’t cook up an idea to involve them w aiku the way i did w nagi 😰 speaking of which i think i have the idea for yukimiya HAHA basically aiku is like “okay we’re the two oldest blue lock members let’s be best friends 😄” and yukimiya is like “thanks but i already have a bestie ☺️” and ofc aiku is like WHAT and has to do some heavy recon (he probs recruits niko too LMAO atp niko is an honorary wingman just because he’s consistently aiku’s sidekick) and that’s where he finds reader which makes be like “hold on there is definitely something romantic going on here” so he tries to get yuki and reader together in order to finally have a soccer playing bff who’s also relatively normal (@ barou)

the craziest thing abt dude bros glazing barou is that he’s physically their ideal but in every other way he is NOTHING like them!! like that man respects women, cooks and cleans, is willing to accept his mistakes and work on them, hates people who are mid…he would think they’re goofy asf 😭

KDJDKSSJ i normally don’t really go for the white haired characters but nagi is an exception…my other top favs have been eren from aot (brown hair), megumi and yuta from jjk (black hair), and shinah from yotd (blue hair??) HAHA honesty karasu and rin are very in line w the kinds of characters i typically like physically but idk smth abt nagi appeals to me the most 🙂‍↕️

FBKDDNSJSN luckily it was NOT shidou!! i’m going to repost it so i’m sure you’ll know by the time you read this but i got chigiri 🤩 which honestly i can actually see but specifically his actual canon miraverse characterization NOT his overly feminized fandom self 😭 apparently they originally thought nagi which slay but they came to the same realization i did a while ago which is that as much as i love him the two of us are too similar in some ways and too different in other ways so we would actually not work out irl 😓💔 honestly chigimira wasn’t one i was necessarily expecting but it might be what i needed (idk if i could muster up a long fic idea for chigiri…maybe?? we will see #tbd)

LMAOAAO me when a man slides into my dms but he doesn’t buy me plane tickets and an expensive sandwich 😒 abt to start telling everyone i have a bf or smth HAHA because unless a man is miraverse bllk men level he’s simply not replacing nagi or karasu or sae or whoever 🥱

HELPP i’m glad the vision comes through i rlly like this cover!! i think i’m going to put the character’s name where it said “masterlist” on the masterlist so it’s easy to tell who the individual oneshot is abt 🤩 don’t want people to start reading expecting an aiku fic (at least until the last part which actually is for aiku)

i just got a barou request HAHA so it’ll def be chigiri or MAYBE bachira depending on what i feel inspired for!! agreed it’s time to open tik tok and feel the vibes out for what i want to write next…maybe watch some edits too while i’m at it for further assistance 😏

HAHA no fr stay true to your origins…i’m going to write all of them eventually anyways so it’s not that deep but i just wanted to figure out where I should start since all of them have such good premises that i can’t decide!! rip otoya and yukimiya though…hoping s2 + oaeu converts more people 😰

for now i think it should be okay like it’s nbd since so many other people do vote as well it’s just like a personal pet peeve HFKDJDSJS we all have smth that makes us tweak i suppose…i’m just in my isagi on field era 😩 i don’t do polls that often so it shouldn’t be a huge issue but expect me to have at least a paragraph in our convos crashing out over that whenever i do end up making a poll 😭

sae nation is too strong…they’re inevitable fr KFJDKD honestly proud of karasu and reo for hanging on for a bit that’s impressive 🤩 in the end though an itoshi bro is basically a guaranteed win (unless like i said kaiser or MAYBE isagi are in the running too)

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Guys I love and miss Gojo so much. I'll be having a good day and remember that he is in fact gone. Also I can't remember where I heard this, but I remember someone saying there was an official tweet or like statement, where they said that Gojo might come back but in a way we won't like. So now I'm sitting here making theories? Idek if its true, but if it gives me a thing to do so here I am. I don't my little Sukuna to die either, but if Choso dies to him Istg. I might start treating him the same way I did with Mahito when he killed Junpei (Rip Junpei, gone WAY too soon. Still grieving because he was a good character, and he didn't deserve what he went through. Like this poor kid trusted Mahito, and they literally ENDED off his mom, but Junpei had to find out personally. Then manipulated him into "getting revenge" on someone who didn't do it. ONLY TO HAVE HIS SOUL MANIPULATED TO BREAK DOWN YUUJI? The pain I felt at Junpeis "help me" was so immense. Sometimes I hope he'll come back, he had the WORST of it istg 😭 Bullied? Watching his mother die? Manipulated by a gross ass cursed spirit? Then dying in front of his only good friend?? It's actually insane. Ily Junpei </3, I miss him sm. Cause he honestly was a good character.. 😕

Anyways, what I'm saying is, it'll be different if Choso perished than when Gojo died. Just because Gojo was a really OP character, and it was necessary for Yuujis character, he needs to be the one to end off Sukuna, cause like yk? Sukuna caused him so much torment, lmaoo (it isn't funny but I'll preten). Like ig it would be necessary for Choso too, but it's just.. I mean he kind of JUST started to become a part in the actual story. So it'll be too tragic, and I'll sob, then never return to Jjk ever again. 😕

I'd also sob if and when Sukuna died too, because I grow a fondness of everyone. (I miss you Nanami.), I also grew a fondness of Toji. Which I didn't think I'd do when I first got into Jjk, but he redeemed himself with Megumi. I mean.. Sorta? Idk I just defend all the characters atp. Besides Mahito, he needed to fucking go. 😭 His wails are still in my head, as a reminder that he can't hurt anymore mfs. (I'm still HEAVILY grieving Nanami.) Anyways, sorry for the 2nd rant 😔

-👽 (Ignore this baesy)

i get so many like gojo theories on how he will come back on my twitter and ngl??? SOME OF THEM COOKED LIKE OKAYYYY WHY DOES IT MAKE SM SENSE???? but then i rmbr gege doesnt care that much LMFOAOAOAOAO gege wants this manga OVER WITH!!!!

sukuna can go do a backflip off a cliff for all i care fr. choso dies and i’m deleting my whole tumblr if i can’t be happy no one can.

nah cause junpei’s death was crazy not even bc of what u said but bc of how they make his ass look so important and integrated into yuji’s friend group ONLY FOR HIM TO DIE LIKE THAT LIKE OMG THATS SO SICK???? STOP PLAYING WITH ME

toji is just sexy idk that’s his only appeal to me like okayyyyy dilfff😍😍😍😍🤞🤞🤞🤞 stares at my toji oneshot idea….

ANYWAY STOP APOLOGIZING FOR UR RANTS THEY R ENTERTAINING 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[bongkillua]

im SUPER late to the ask game however. 5 & 9 for all of them

anon you are never too late i love talking abt these guys and these r rly good questions

5. How did you figure out your oc’s identity?

TUCKER - Tucker's has definitely ebbed and flowed with my own identity! He initially had a very different backstory that was explicitly about him being a stealth and closeted gay trans man. the way i played him made it so that it didnt really work for him to be trans but i hate playing cis characters so there was some weird magic and memory shit involved to make it work. but it just didnt make sense with the reworked story. took it as an opportunity to make him more openly trans but he was still an exclusive gay man for a while. and well then xander came around and i realized i was bisexual so now tucker is unlabeled because i just know hes going to keep changing with me. but like i truly dont think his character can wholly by separated from Gay Trans Man because so much of his personality and identity was built around that in the beginning.

XANDER - i made xander for the sole purpose of having fun with him. like seriously i made him for a school assignment because i didnt have a "cunty, whorish enough" character for the assignment and then she just stuck around so like... her identity has always just been "whatever is fun!" in the beginning he was like explicitly transmasc but i was playing around with using she/her pronouns for myself again so i gave them to xander to see if it would help me gain more confidence and it did! as i fleshed her out more tho her backstory started to rly revolve around changing identity and like specifically masculinity vs. femininity and how she performs both, and wuth that came the idea of transitioning back and forth over periods of time. because of THAT i wanted her to be really into drag because thats what drag is all about... and because shes rly into drag i wanted to explore her relationship to the transFEMININE experience because drag really cant be separated from that. so ive rly focused on embodying binary identities as performance for her gender. and because she sleeps around a lot ive just made her super fluid in terms of sexuality. shes not picky!

JORDAN - jordan was a he/they from the jump but i struggled a lot with their design and development for like YEARS but once i finally started fleshing them out i was immediately like "nah this guy prefers they/them and tacks he on for normies" and it genuinely helped me solidify his perception of not only their own identity but also life in general? theyre very "go with the flow because theyre extremely confident in themself and dont care how others perceive them". and then bisexual just seemed Right. idk. he sorta embodies "cool bisexual kid in high school that helps u realize ur also queer" and i just kinda went with the stereotype lol. also he seems like a Megan Fox Enjoyer.

KONAMI - i designed konami at a time where i was rly interested in the intersection of neurodivergence and queerness so his identity was def informed by that! along with queerness in childhood as a theme. ive always associated aesthetics like his with the rise in usage of neopronouns (in a good way!) so it just made sense to have them use it/its. if i wasnt a coward id throw some more fun pronouns on there but konami is also just a little guy so i honestly default to he/him a lot in the same way that you'd refer to like. a dog. and once again bisexual just made sense. i established pretty early on that his parents were super accepting of him being trans (konami was a binary trans guy when he was alive!) so i feel like sexuality just wasnt a huge concern for him.

9. Are there cultural or lore specific aspects to their identity? If applicable, does their species affect it?

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE UNDERLYING PREMISE OF WOLFSBANE SO HERE WE GO LOL

TUCKER- ok so the more independent tucker became as a character the more i really leaned into how lycanthropy influences his identity and specifically his queerness. its always been a big part of his story but i rly got to Focus on it once he was mine and mine alone. so in wolfsbane lycanthropy is like. almost directly a metaphor for neurodivergence and like. how do i say this. Being Weird And Feeling Wrong As A Child. which you could argue also makes it a metaphor for transness but like i feel like his lycanthropy makes him trans in other separate ways? like lycanthropy in wolfsbane canonically causes an increase in testosterone production so tucker naturally has facial hair and body hair and a rly deep voice and "male-aligned" body fat distribution. despite being afab. and thats like a big struggle in the story bc his father wants him to Hide that but tucker is very Confident in that, both because he wants to embrace being a werewolf but ALSO because it gives him gender euphoria. and it takes him a LONG time to figure out that those are simultaneously separate things ("im not trans i just look like this!" (you are. you are trans)) and also intrinsically tied (transness as a feeling of Other as opposed to a distinct Gender Identity). AUGH idk if that makes sense. sexuality works pretty similarly. tucker has to repress a lot of himself because his family is scared that his lycanthropy will make him unruly and uncontrollable, and that he will hurt WHOEVER he loves. and in trying to control him they want him to Assimilate (aka Be Heterosexual). so he faces a similar struggle where he spends a long time trying to figure out if hes queer because he Likes Men or if hes queer because he Likes People, BOTH of which have been withheld from him.

XANDER- xander is an energy vampire and relies a lot on the balance between Taking and Giving. this means that he has to hide his true identity and give people a false one in order to get what he needs from them. and when you are performing an identity day in and day out is it really a performance anymore? or is it such a performance that it cant possibly be who you are? so thats like the Central struggle that vampirism invokes onto his identity. sexuality works similarly (can you tell that i have a hard time distancing gender from sexuality?) where he spends so much time forging these fake bonds and hooking up with anyone who will give him the time of day that he really doesnt have the time, energy, or maturity to figure out who he's Truly attracted to. her constant need to perform makes it nearly impossible for her to feel authentic in any way.

JORDAN- im gonna start sounding like a broken record at this point but my understanding of transness and queerness is so far removed from the idea of gender itself that i have no choice but to talk about identity as a whole. SORRY. anyways jordan's identity is heavily influenced by his schizophrenia and his dad. and the way THAT influences him is that he wants to Minimize his body because they do not feel attached to their body at all. and Maximize his ability to Reflect his Father because those experiences were the most important to him. so like. really thinking about it now i feel like a big reason why they even identify as transmasc is a. They Need To Remove Any Unnecessary Part Of Their Body NOW And That Means The Tits Have Got to Go amd b. he can distance himself from who he was as a child and align himself with his FATHER who is like the most important and influential figure in his life. in terms of sexuality they're kind of similar to xander but like the reverse side of the coin? They are so authentically themself that its hard for them to find room in their life for another person. so like while jordan identifies as bisexual i often say they also align themself with aromanticism because romance is just very difficult for him to figure out. a lot of the times it boils down to utility over attraction. which works for some people! (tucker) and not for others (all of his ex's).

KONAMI- konami died and forgot what gender and sexuality were. i explain this more HERE but because of konami's history it doesnt have a reference point for what gender Is. so a lot of his identity boils down to concepts as opposed to things like masculinity and femininity. i really want to do more deep exploration into how tucker, xander, and jordan's queerness influences konami's own identity as well as his perception of gender and identity but i guess for a quick answer he latches onto Connecting Words before he latches onto Individual Labels. so things like "dad" and "aunt" make more sense to him than "man" and "woman" because they have a purpose and a role attached to them. but then again those roles have been defined by queer people who don't perfectly fit into the Status Quo of that role but enact/perform it in unique and nuanced ways. this is also why he more quickly latches onto "son" and "boy" (and specifically how boy fits into a Family structure) than any other gendered labels. again like ive stated before, bisexual came pretty easily because with a lack of gender awareness just came an understanding that gender wasn't a factor in regards to attraction. hence bisexual.

this is so long omfg but what it all boils down to is um. my relationship to queerness is founded on experience, intersectionality, and bodily autonomy, not gender as its own concept. so nonhuman identities (and sometimes just Different Human identities) are always going to influence identity and Be A Metaphor for HOW experience influences identity and vis versa.

[stxrrkissed]

hiii pri, yess you can call me that, i don’t mind. 🥹

omg i feel like we the same person right now because enchantix was so amazing from the freaking music, to the outfits, to the hairstyles, like come on, it was giving what it’s supposed to give. i also love how each of them got enchantix like its so good how each one had to work for their upgrade.

you just unlocked a core memory because how can i forget about believix and harmonix. which one gave them access to change their wings style? because that was cool, you have no idea how badly i wanted to be a fairy and go to their school!!

you’re making me want to rewatch the show cause its been so long, and i absolutely refuse to watch the rebooted version.

but yes musa was my girl, like her passion for music was everything. (i like that every winx fairy had something they were passionate about). dont YOU get me started on riven, i wanted him so bad, i think i still have the crush cause nah he was fine asf and i knew he loved musa. i blame the writers so bad cause like are you serious? i know they needed a couple that can server as drama but why did it have to be them. they didn’t need to be going back and forth. at elsst they kept them together, i don’t think they broke up but i wish they were written better cause there’s so much potential between them.

ooo let me know how you like it when you go back to watching gossip girl.

it’s never too late to start a show. i never knew how much i would love amy when she first was introduced but she grew on me. i find raj annoying too, like that one episode he gets into the magazine of people, i understand being happy to be put into something like that but don’t change around your friends, bragging what you’re getting cause at the end of the day, they will still be there but fame wont. also he such an ass to women. i don’t know what direction they were going for raj.

ooo i loved that about penny, like she calls out howard for his creepy behavior cause just no, i felt like she didn’t need to apologize for that. cause i wouldn’t esp how howard treated her. yeah the dumbness really didn’t make sense for them to do with her character. they made it her top trait and thats so overplayed. i don’t hate her but if i was to change something, definitely be the dumb trait.

oh and for leonard, he has his moments where im like tf? like for one episode where he wants to take penny to switzerland, i swear i was like do you not know your girlfriend, she would not care to see the super collider. now he could have sheldon see the collider w him and just did the hotel w penny and all the other romantic stuff. i also didn’t like that moment where he pressured penny about not saying i love you back cause that is a serious thing that she needed to figure out herself and if she just said it, she wouldn’t actually mean it. also hated will wheaton for that episode.

my dms are always open if you want to talk more about winx or tbbt esp i wanna know your thoughts on the episodes!! ☺️

hiii new moot (so honoured to be moots with cool people ahhh) sooo my fave winx club characters like from the main six, I'm a flora girly!!! But I also really love stella :D tbh I love all of them (there was a part of me that sorta dislikes bloom as I grew older but eh i still find her cute sometimes haha) and other than them i really love valtor!! ( yes, he's a villian. But. He's hot?like no business being that fine and evil ughhhh) I think it shows in my other favourite characters I have a thing for the not so 'good' guys ( rafe is my favourite from obx 😭😭 ik he's a psycho but likee ughhhdhhdhshhhhhh and then even in tbbt, ik sheldon isn't the bad guy necessarily yet i still love his rudeness and straightforwardness hahaha though amy is slowly becoming my new fave!!!)

yapped too much but do lmk the same for you!! ( Your fave winx characters etc :D)

i hit the follow button so fast!! ooo stella and flora is good picks as they’re both so good. i never disliked bloom but i wouldn’t call her my favorite, i mean it was cool to see dark bloom. valtor was a good villain like he did his thing. when aisha got blind which im sure was around his time, gotta do a rewatch. i can agree he is fine!! 😌

also what was your favorite winx transformation like mine was enchantix, for the song, the look, the powers. i also like sirenix too but enchantix was my top fave.

i love sheldon even though people are annoyed of him, i just like him cause he always honest and straightforward about everything.

for my favorite characters:

winx: musa (i always loved her and love that she dating riven even though people will say they were toxic but that wasn’t even their fault the writers needed a couple with drama), riven (ofc i was always into the bad boy act), stella, flora, aisha, icy, and darcy (i know they are bad but they did their thing)

gossip girl: serena, blair, dan, and chuck (not season 1!chuck).

outer banks: pope, john b, rafe, and jj.

tbbt: sheldon, leonard, georgie (also my favorite in young sheldon), and amy

whats your thoughts on penny cause im conflicted about her. i like her but theres episodes where im iffy about her, like dgmw her relationship towards sheldon warms my heart n i was so happy that they were close to where he can open up to her. but the episode where she touched his food and they were in war, all i thought was why touch his food w/o asking first like she had her own food and before asking picks up one of his onion rings but then gets mad when he’s upset about it, and the sheldon is the one to apologize in the end. there’s another episode but idk if you finish the show or what episode you on and don’t want to spoil it for you, def let me know what season and episode you on. lmk your thoughts because i been needing someone to talk to about episodes!!

[monstrouslyobsessed]

still working on a thing and ima try and throw up another concept or hc later today tomorrow~now ima answer some asks < 3

tw: n'sfw subjects, kink talks, pregnancy(-related) mentions

What blogs and writers(ones that do dark romance stuff) do you recommend? —anonymous

i get this question a lot tbh, i should think about adding to faq, but uhhhhh, depends on what you're looking for. original or fandom? most of my mutuals, friends, and writers i liked/found write genshin, jojo, and other popular fandoms.

if original works only, i haven't found many, no, and tumblr ain't great with their rec feed (99% time they're fandom only).

@dear-yandere (she's not active, but i love her works sm) made a post you can look through! linky link

Favorite kinks to write in your opinion? —anonymous

uhm, i'm sure you can tell with most of my works lol but ig i can explain why i like a certain few. rest tho, i just like them lol

pregnancy / pregnancy sex / oviposition, im actually a touch tokophobic irl, but in writing, its not so much on for children (they're cute though) but because it's the near-total loss of control over one's body, if that makes sense. as its my thing to write the darling losing control to their possessive spouse, pregnancy is one of my go to.

monster dick(s), because we could use some variety in our d's lol human d's is good too though ofc

stomach bulge / cumflation, p similar to pregnancy in some ways, the darling loses the sense of losing their body to the other. (pseudo?) body destruction, really.

size differences, because i want to be picked up and be carried sometimes

yeah, most of the kinks i listed here had to do with the loss of control.

YES I CAN U BACK DEAR 💕💕💕💕 —anonymous

that was painful;; so glad to be back!! 💕

Yoo have you seen the movie called the descent? If you have, what do u think of the monsters!! —anonymous

uhmmmm, the name didn't ring a bell...google time!

oh waittttt, i vaguely remembered this one. this was based on dante's inferno, wasnt it? after checking the monsters, yes hi.

i prefer they'd bathe first though lol but i'd be down for them! pretty simplistic in design, reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer's vampires, actually! think buffy was one of the earliest monsters i can remember really liking as a wee lad.

So, have you read the Neonomicon? I saw it on one of your posts. I actually read the thing online and I immediately fell in love with the Deep One too despite the noncon. Is that weird? —anonymous

are you referring to the one i did where the darling had to watch the world burn in the palm of cthulhu?

thats the only one i can recall of ever doing, but on reading the neonomicon, no! you're talking about the comic series one? i don't generally read american comics because of how weird they organized their issues, but if its not long and good, then i'll be happy to check it out!

and nah, not weird at all imo. humans are drawn to things we simply don't understand, and as long as you are not harming yourself or anyone else, its fine to indulge. we all find appeals in certain things others don't and that's perfectly normal. most of the monsters i liked as a kid were actually violent and murderous so.....yeah. im literally one of the last people who should judge you , dear nonnie.

just know that youre far from being alone though! heck you'll find many n'sfw artworks and other contents of the deep ones and other monsters if you know where to look.

Dude I've been binging all your pyramid head works and I love them sm!! Would u be writing more for him in the future? —anonymous

mmmaybe? like i do have a couple of ideas, but nothing too concrete. one idea involved the reader being, well, the mother of monsters and the butcher would probably become more monstrous over time because of the silent hill related plot reasons. thing is, the reader wouldn't know there were changes at all, being too addicted to the butcher's to pay attention. I'm being very vague on this one because...idk how to communicate the story yet, if at all.

the other one might involve incest though, because of the monsters the reader birthed cooperating with the butcher, under the god's order. this one is just...a concept more than anything though because tentacles are fun.

otherwise, its just straight pron with the butcher. I'm glad you liked him tho! &lt;3

now to work on things...inbox is always open tho~!

[teddy06writes]

Fully Functioning Tricycle

Sapnap x reader x Karl

requested: no (;-; no one has requested anything, pls request things guys requests are open) 

Trigger warnings: slight swearing, 

“blep” talking

“blep” flashback

‘blep’ video or text

premise: since you’d been absorbed into Karl and Nicks relationship, you guys had kept it under wraps, until... you accidently said something on a stream with Quackity, when you start getting hate about it Karl and Nick decide to do something about it

(y/n/n)- your nick name

(y/s/n) your screen name

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No one was quite too sure when it started, Karl would say once you moved in with them, and Sapnap argued that it started even before that, that you had just naturally been absorbed into their relationship. 

Now ‘the frat house’ as the house you all rented had been dubbed by your friends on the Dream Smp, consisted of one relationship, and not just a group of pinning idiots. 

You sighed, looking down at all the messages flooding your phone, it hadn’t even been a whole day since you let it slip, and still so many people knew, so many people were giving you hate online. 

Everyone knew, except your boyfriends. 

Somehow despite letting your involvement in there relationship out, and thousands of people were tweeting about it, they still hadn’t realized. 

You had to hand it to them, for two pretty smart guys, Karl and Nick could be pretty oblivious. 

“(y/n/n)?” 

Karl’s call knocked you out of your thoughts and back to reality, so, you pushed away from your desk, “Yeah?”

He stuck his head in the door, “You almost done? Nicky’s about to finish his stream, and I would like cuddles.” 

“uhhhh,” you glanced at your monitor, the assignment for one of your classes still open, “Soon, baby, I’m almost done.” 

“M, kay.”

You pulled you chair back in as Karl wandered out, doing your best to refocus on the assignment, and not back onto the top notification, ‘I can’t believe (y/s/n) managed to convince themself they were good enough for Sapnap and Karl’ 

You sighed, you didn’t want to keep looking through them, but- what if someone said something worse? 

It was a rabbit hole, every mention, every hashtag, every dm dragged you further in. 

~~

“Do you think (y/n)s being weird?” Karl asked quietly. 

Nick looked up at him confused, “Weird how?” 

“I don’t know, something just seems off, you know?” 

Nick frowned as he looked back down at twitter, confused by what he was seeing, he held his phone out for Karl to see, “You think this has something to do with it?” 

~~

After a little while, and maybe a few tears, you managed to tear yourself away from your phone long enough to finish the work you had left, continuing to shove your phone away whenever a new notification came up.

You finished up the last of your assignment, quietly sending it off to your professor, and shutting down your computer, you shuffled off toward your unused bed, flopping down face first. 

“(Y/n/n)!” Nick half sang, laying down next to you, “I was told to retrieve you for cuddles.” 

You hummed in acknowledgement, shifting closer to him as he wrapped an arm around you. 

“You alright love?” 

“‘m tired.” You mumbled, tucking your face into the crook of his neck. 

“Why don’t you come cuddle then? Karl’s lookin for a movie right now.” 

Slowly you pulled yourself to stand with a sigh, “Alright.” 

You shuffled out of the room, Nick only pausing to grab your phone, glaring down at a notification that read, ‘imagine thinking living in the same house is enough to warrant becoming a homewrecker.’ 

He quickly followed you into the other bedroom, smiling upon seeing how Karl’s face lit up upon seeing both his partners. 

“(y/n/n)! Nicky!” He exclaimed, Holding up his arms, “Cuddles!” 

You smiled at that, climbing into bed next to him, burying your head in his chest as Nick came to lay on your other side, wrapping an arm around both of you and pressing a light kiss to the back of your neck. 

“(Y/n).” 

It was the tone Nick used that got your worried, “Yeah?” 

“Why didn’t you tell us what was going on with the fans on twitter, Darlin?” Karl asked softly. 

Nick sighed, “I know we said we were keeping this on the down low, and it doesn’t really matter that it’s out there, but why didn’t you tell us?” 

You bit your lip to stop it from quivering, “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t’ve said anything. I didn’t mean to mess this up. We- We said we were going to announce it soon right?” 

“Hey, hey,” Nick sat up a little, using the hand that wasn’t already holding Karl’s to rub small circles into your shoulder, “It’s alright love. It doesn’t matter that it’s out there, we just wanna know why you didn’t tell us about the toxic people?” 

“It’s nothing.” You muttered. 

“No it isn’t,” Karl said, “Darlin what happened?” 

~~

“The Frat house?” 

You had been streaming with Quackity, running around on the smp. 

“Yeah, that’s what we call it!” You laughed. 

Quackity snorted, “The Frat House? Why?” 

“Have you met Karl and Sapnap? They are literally frat boys that aren’t in a frat!” 

“Nah, it’s still weird. Like, why? What the fuck?” 

You chuckled, “Interestingly it did actually used to be a frat house.”

“WHAT THE FUCK?” He laughed. 

“Yeah, that’s why there’s like four different bedrooms, plus a weird party basement.” 

You both laughed, and went back to trying to mess with Fundy’s build without him noticing. 

“What’s it like living with Sapnap? Is he actually that much of a Chad?” 

“Oh yeah. It’s- it’s fucking chaotic here, obviously. I swear we do enough grocery shopping for like, three times the people than what live here, and every room except mine is a mess.” 

“Oof, Imagine living with chadnap full time chat?” Quackity laughed. 

A text to speech donation asked, “What’s it like being the third wheel too frat boys Karl and Quackity?” 

In spite of yourself you snorted, “Someone asked what it’s like being the third wheel.”

He laughed, “Oh yes, the viewers want to know, give us the scoop!” 

“Well.... I guess I’m not a third wheel in that sense, We’re pretty much a fully functioning tricycle now.”  You clamped a hand over your mouth, realizing what you’d said. 

~~ 

Karl laughed once you finished explaining, and you slapped him lightly, “It’s not funny.” 

“Yes it is!” He giggled. 

“No!” You half wailed, “I fucked everything up!” 

Nick barley held back a chuckle, “It is a little funny.” 

You sighed, screwing your eyes shut and snuggling into them, “I didn’t wanna mess anythin up, but I did an’ now your making fun of me.”

Nick kissed the back of your neck again, “We aren’t making fun of you.” 

“We just think it’s funny the way you said it,” Karl reassured, “What isn’t funny is the people harassing you.” 

“Why didn’t you tell us it was going on?” 

“It doesn’t matter,” You insisted, “It’ll all blow over eventually.” 

~~

Sapnap 

@sapnapalt

GUYS PLEASE WATCH THIS VID IT”S IMPORTANT!!

The video:

*Karl and Nick are half sat up in bed looking at the camera*

Nick: ‘guys as much as we were thinking weren’t going to have to say this, it really needs to be said.’ 

Karl: ‘When we came forward with our relationship you guys were all super caring and considerate, there was actually very little hate going around, surprisingly, and what are a few random homophobes on the internet gonna do?’ 

Nick: ‘We really appreciate how kind you all were to us, so please’ 

*the camera shifts down to show you, asleep on Karl’s chest and wrapped in Nick’s hoodie* 

Nick: ‘stop bothering our partner.’ 

Karl: ‘please, it- everything has gone to far since they first said it and it isn’t okay. Yeah, we were keeping this a secret but thats because we were planning on a funny reveal, Just because this came out sooner than we planned doesn’t mean you get to bother (y/n) about it! I want all the hate your sending to them to stop!’ 

Nick: ‘It’s honestly fucking disgusting, how far you guys are taking this! The fact that they can hardly pick up there phone without getting more of this bull shit is not okay!’ 

*karl smiles at him softly* : ‘we just want (y/n) to be happy and comfortable in this relationship and you guys aren’t exactly helping. Please Please please stop sending them hate and so yeah, it’s official, we really are a fully functioning tricycle.’ 

Nick: ‘so stop sending our partner hate!’ 

~~ 

You didn’t actually see the video until later, having all but thrown your phone away once you woke up the next morning, but when you did you couldn’t help but quickly tackle Karl, who happened to also be in the kitchen, in a hug. 

“Thank you.” 

He smiled into your shoulder, hugging you back just as tightly, “It was mostly Nicks idea.” 

As if on cue Nick hugged you both from the side, “We couldn’t just leave it be love.” 

Still grinning madly, you kissed them both, “I love you guys. So, so much.” 

[antiloreolympus]

10 Anti LO Asks

1. LO IMHO should have been an anthology series. The different plots themselves aren't an inherently bad idea, but trying to weave them together, especially trying to weave them to HxP as the main focus, is where it all falls apart. Hera and Zeus' struggles, Eros/Psyche, Apollo and Daphne, or anything else needs to involve them. I can get what RS is going for, but she is not a strong writer to make them blend together or give them the time they need when HxP is supposed to be the focus.

2. idk if you guys go on the webtoonsopinions page but they have a recent post about lo apollo and the fans are INSISTING rachel "never forgets a plot line" and its like ... yeah no her completely dropping apollo for literal months at a time is, in fact, forgetting about it. she seems more focused on adding more plots than building up the plots she already has and wrapping anything up organically. just going off the minthe plot line, apollo's will likely be as rushed and anticlimactic too.

From OP: About the plot lines, Semele is still nowhere to be found lmao

3. so is ... this the wrap up of the trial? she just gets a slap on the wrist and community service? i think we all knew she wouldnt get actual punishment, but this is just a laughable bad wrap up, even by LO standards.

From OP: Nah, the trial will resume in 2 days (LO time).

4. I would probably take the "I had a deep connection with him" comment from Persephone more seriously if it weren't for the fact RS clearly is framing it as "proof" of how they're "soulmates" as opposed to a tragic look into a very emotionally stunted young woman with an unhealthy attachment to a man she doesn't even know. This trope is used in fairytales to show how lust like that is fleeting but she'll find someone better as long as she seeks them out, not that being her ONLY option.

5. i am ... shocked rachel went with the worst possible option with how hades would find out about p's assault. i know people for years have speculated shed pick a bad option but i was holding out shed have the better sense to not do it, and yet she went and made an even worse option than what everyone theorized shed do. its almost impressive in how awful she made it.

6. weird how of the three (?) banners webtoons has for LO its either the one that incorrectly labels the underworld as hell (and looks like a Christmas ad for some reason), only features hades (isnt persephone the lead? why does he get more merch and ads than her?), or one taking about how "legendary" their "love" is and its just hades holding an unconscious 19 year old persephone (so romantic!) oh, and its all only from 2018 too. like damn, do they not want to show the current art at least?

7. for all its faults at least s1 had moments of decent writing and art. but good lord, s2 has been nothing but more and more nonsense and flying off the rails. it's honestly kind of impressive how much worse s2 has been in literally every single way.

-----FP Spoilers/Mention-----

8. FP SPOILERS. I seriously cannot believe how bad this story has gotten. I'm only following it now to see how the dumpster fire will end, if it ever does!

185 was really just another way to pad things out. The whole "letter to Hades" business was stupid and added nothing that we didn't already know, there were SO many shots of his abs/body which were more often than not ruined by the presence of his ugly face. And then the end of it! He's NEVER been titan sized before? Really? THATS why his arm is stuck like that? AND he doesn't understand the concept of not punishing others... and Perse is okay with the fact she has to teach him what paradise for mortals means? Give me a fucking break. I also really hated how Hades was all "my back can't handle sleeping outside," it just served as a reminder that he's old and creepy.

This whole thing is convoluted and stupid, and I'm considering dropping it as a whole since it barely moves forward and I'm just so bored with it. THANKFULLY I have never paid to see any fast pass episodes, but still. I'm just getting sick of it.

9. LO couldn't even bother to let Persephone make the choice to open up to Hades and tell him about her assault, Hades had to breach her privacy, force her to tell him, then make PERSEPHONE take care of his emotions while he just does some stupid "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" comment as extent of him "caring" for her. I hoped at least Rachel would have let Persephone the choice to open up to Hades on her own terms, but now even Hades ripped that away from her. It's disgusting.

10. wait when did hades turn into a spider. why would he be a spider. wheres arachne in this then bc spiders wouldnt exist without her.

From OP: You’ll see it in episode 183. I didn’t catch that it was a fp spoiler at the time but it’s so vague that I left it there.

[just-some-random-blogger]

oh hello love! hope you remember me) it's been a pretty long time, sorry. happy new year, btw! how are you? how are your mental state? what about "Waiting For A Lifetime", i absolutely LOVE it! (no it wasn't inspired by that moodboard. i just wanted to see something like modern daemon but with the undying love? and added something to make some plot but your sexy brain made something so much more greater. thank u sm) i really can't describe everything i feel right now in english? it's just SO MUCH more than love and purest adoration! you made something bloom inside of me. i cried and for me it's the mandatory criteria of a good story. you made it feel so real? (if it makes sense) maybe the idea is cliche and cringey but you made the most fascinating fic out of it!! this inner conflict when the reader finally meets daemon? my soul of a person who works with analysing literature a lot is crying. this drama with aegon and him being a really pretty boy? my 'pretty boys lover' soul is crying. this soft daemon who's so eager to save his wife in the beginning? my 'desperate for love' soul is crying. it's the real masterpiece. and how daemon didn't remember the reader but (idk if you were inspired by my ask or it just felt right for you but) felt and this bond that just was felt?? i want to kiss your sexy sexiest brain and praise your writings and you for everything you do. (yes every writing of yours is soso beautiful i'm choking) i was going to ask if you've thought about writing part 2? but realised it's somehow works just like it is? yes i'd still be really happy to read part 2 but it's totally your choice. depends on your mental state, your will and just you? i'd be just glad to know that you've received it and know how much i love this, your sexy talented brain and you! thank you! for writing it! thank you if you want or not to ever write part 2! thank you for just writhing! thank you for you! stay hydrated, eat well and sleep tight! take care <3

NO BUT WHEN I SAW THIS I WAS SO EXCITED AND SO TOUCHED AND I HAD TO HOLD MYSELF BACK FROM HUGGING MY SCREEN LEST I BREAK IT AND NEVER GET TO WRITE FICS ON PC EVER AGAIN

HAPPY NEW YEAR I AM WELL THOUGH ANNOYED BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HAVING ACNE BREAKOUTS EVER SINCE I MOVED AND I HATE IT I THINK MY DAD WAS RIGHT I NEED TO CLEAN MY ROOM 😭😭😭

MENTALLY i might be sharpay ^^^ but thats just cause im dramatic though lovely loves like you come around and make my heart go

(which is a good Squidward scream btw)

NAH LIKE I HAD TO GRAB MY PILLOW AND HUG IT AND SQUEAL INTO IT AND HUG IT SOME MORE, I WAS IMAGINING IT WAS YOU MODERN!DAEMON NONNIE 😭😭😭

Like you have no idea how invested I was in this prompt of yours when i saw it. Its neither cringey or cliche to me (ok maybe it is cliche but that's fine haters gon hate) You have absolutely no idea how invested I AM in it now i nearly wooshed through the second chapter bUT IT JUST WOULDN'T END and now ive trapped myself into writing a p3 i think 😭😭😭😭 not that im actually complaining im g

Im surprised you weren't inspired by the mood board i reblogged lololol HAHAHA thats cool i was a bit inspired by it so 🫶🤣

Im so so glad you recognized the inner conflict 🫶😭 not to be that person but as a writer, i always assume my readers are dumb, just cause ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ WHAT IF THEY ARE AND NO ONE GETS IT AND IN TURN IM ACTUALLY THE DUMB ONE FOR MAKING SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE GETS 😭😭😭 I TAKE I BACK NOT DUMB JUST SLOW NO ONES DUMB HERE so yeah i appreciate that it was clear or evident there was an inner conflict and not that she didnt want to see him idk idk i mean reread the fic again (which made me fall in love with that world all over again) and thought i did a pretty good job explaining everything but like 😭 idk man u never know

IM ALSO SO SO GLAD YOU LIKED MY PRETTY BOY AEGON 😭 to be completely honest with you, he was so crusty inside and out in the show i didnt think much of him, but then i found out his actor was an absolute babe inside and out and i was like HELLO HUBBAHUBBA AWOOOGAAA

Im also really glad you liked soft!daemon. Idk i have been writing really darkly for him that i feel like i have shaved a lot of his humor and his wit and the fiery love he has for his family. Idk idk daemon is not a good man but hes also not necessarily bad thus the morally grey hottie we absolutely simp for. I felt a bit apprehensive with making him so vulnerable but i was like, yeah fine its a fic whatever i am the law here 🤠

I was definitely inspired by your prompt to make daemon not know who reader is!! I actually pondered deeply on whether or not i would go through with that and i think i even spun a wheel for it lol HAHAHHAHA IDK I DON'T REMEMBER. But yeah, they have a magic connection, literally, so Daemon had to at least recognize the feelings his past self had. That'd be too cruel i think to not add lol

So yeah if it wasnt clear, already i definitely am writing (almost finished with it in fact) a p2. I hope you come back to read it. Not to overestimate myself but i might be done with it tomorrow lol.

I am so so happy you came back to tell me your thoughts on my fic. I would love it if you did the same for the next chapter 🥺👉👈 pretty please.

ALSO ITS SO FUNNY THAT YOU SAID YOU WANNA KISS MY BRAIN COS I MEAN ACTUALLY DOING IT IS SO WEIRD I IMAGINED YOU KISSING MY JELLY BRAIN SJSJJSNSN ITS LIKE WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE'S EYES COS THEY WERE SO PRETTY BUT THEN I IMAGINED KISSING AN EYEBALL AND JSJSMMSMSMAMS

I am honored you took the time to express yourself to me at all and in english. I appreciate it sososososo much it was clear enough for me i hear you loud and clear.

I am glad you came around though it has been a while since your request. I dont mind at all. Come back as often as you want my love.

Im also so happy you cried 🤣🤣🤣🫶🫶🫶 i love making people cry 😈😈😈 it means i did something!!!! You and i are alike!!! Crying is a good indicator for.... Enjoyment 👁️👄👁️ ... Lets not unpack that here lol

Also the fact you seem to like all my stories 😭😭😭 my genius brain is crying over the love im such a genius arent i? I love you so much

Gosh this reply is so all over the place i hope it makes sense 😭 im on mobile and woke up early and now its late and my brain is frazzled but i hope i went through everything you said and i hope you know i love you

xxx

[curedeity]

Shogun Steel Episode 11:

-and kites temporary character development has been lost from stress. Honestly i dont mind but i hope this has consequences.

-eight maybe your brother needs therapy. Maybe you should tell madoka and benkei bc he definitely isnt always...

-okay them playing rock paper scissors was adorable. I love their faces. Shinobu looks so distressed at losing.

-"thats what were going to figure out, right maru?" "Nah zyro youre screwed"

-shinobu has kinda just stopped being a rival he just hangs around as a bestie

-benkei your students have outpaced you. Rip.

-aw ren and shinobu helping zyro train is adorable and certainly not a way for them to just beat him up a bit

-i like that no one can ever just have fun bey battles in the bey park

-takanosuke im sorry but can you just fuck off

-OH NO ANOTHER MISOGYNIST HAS ARRIVED. takanosuke draws them to him

-if sakyo is still just in metal bey city... i like the idea of both him and takanosuke just getting lost in it for days lol. Fucking idiots.

-takanosuke please stop using masamunes catchphrase. Masamune would support women. Masamune is an ardent feminist once any of his mistakes are pointed out.

-kite please i trust you now. Pls stop the misogyny

-bye kikura. Im not gonna miss you

-KITE PLEASE BEAT HIM UP OMG PLEASE THANK YOU KITE PLEASE FUCKING DESTROY HIM

-i cannot express how much i want someone to beat up takanosuke that isnt a misogynist

-sakyo also got lost in the city

-please takanosukes voice actor. Please. I dont know how you came up with these line readkngs but fjdjskdjsjdbdjsks

-i need to look up the other performances tbh

-they respect takanosuke way too much

-theyre just jumping synchrome on him

-ngl i dont mind takanosuke getting fucked over. Its what hes earned

-sakyo: fuck im going to have to work with people? Shit fuck

-theyre making the same observations about takanosuke that they already made

-takanosuke needs higher standards for himself but also i hate him so maybe not

-summary: once again a startlingly decent episode from shogun steel. A bit packed, but otherwise enjoyable. Kite is spiraling so i cant wait to see him get punched back to his senses. Watching takanosuke lose was enjoyable. And the arc with zyro ren and shinobu is honestly some really good downtime that this show desperately needs, i like the way they help each other