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winterzsurprise · 10 months ago

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Change My Mind [1]

Pairing: BTS x reader

SUMMARY: As a make-up artist, you were expected to glamorize your clients with brushes and products that cost a week-worth of food, not to befriend them outside of work, let alone have them save you from dates yet here you are five years later as one of their closest confidants.

Being a stylist of the world's biggest boyband is no easy feat, someone is doing flips, someone can't stay still and one's asleep but its fine, you can work around their chaos but then one day, you find out they're all your soulmates, a whole different can of chaos you don't think you can handle.

Tags: Soulmates AU, Friends to Lovers, Eventual Smut, Not Beta Read, Slow Build, Polyamory, Attempts at Humor

Words: 5k

haha heyy I'm back after a year. Still suffering from writer's block so here's the start of a series I created during it, forcing myself to actually write. There's no set schedule but I'll try my best to do it weekly. That is all and pre-save Neva Play :DD

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Maybe you should've cut off your mother before you went past the age for mark appearances.

If you had then maybe you wouldn't be suffering with the overcompensating rant about an unfortunate man and his bare minimum achievements.

What are you, Bangtan's—The current biggest boyband in the world—makeup artists since their era of wearing thick eyeliners to convey their passion and emo inspired hairstyles, doing, listening to someone's so-called gratifying achievements?

Staring at the source of the grating voice babbling nonsense, you refrain yourself from letting out a heavy sigh.

Jeong Binwoo is a stout man. His roundness is enhanced by the fact that he's an inch or so shorter than you on a good day. His face reminds you of a dumpling, especially now that he's stuffing it with a handful of greasy fries in quick successions. Despite his full mouth, he kept on speaking and you swore a few stray blobs had landed on your plate.

You've only just a week and a half before the start of their tour in Seoul and here you are wasting your time sitting in front of a man whose awareness is limited to only himself when you could've been at work or binging some stupid cliche drama.

Maybe you should've listened to Namjoon's statistical analysis of your dates this year and never bothered going to this meeting as well.

Your mother's recommendations so far had never brought you a man decent enough nor carry an ounce of respect your father has for your mother. Why you still try and date them is a question you've asked yourself one too many times.

His rant was the standard overcompensating life story of a man unfortunate enough to be given an ugly mug and an even uglier fate. A conversation topic you've been subjected to far more often than you'd liked but still smooths out your brain every time you're forced to listen to it. It might not be but it must've been an hour already since he started listing out the same adult milestones he achieved in his 28th year—you've done the same at a younger age, 20 to be exact.

Binwoo reached for your fries shamelessly when his fingers found his bowl empty and you couldn't stop yourself from grimacing this time.

He was actually decent , compared to the other guys you've met before whose mouth spouted bullshit even the devil himself would gasp at. The man actually bought you a gift and opened and held the door for you.

'How disturbing that you think the bare minimum is a sign of a good man, noona.' A voice suspiciously sounding like Namjoon echoes in your head and you sighed for the nth time that afternoon.

If you weren't so weak against your mother's wishes, you would've been doing work instead of putting up with horrid dates over and over again. You'd willingly take on styling an energetic Jungkook at 6am trying to dodge your brushes and play fights with them then sit in front of another insecure man.

A clang of a metal utensil making contact on the tile took your attention to the two men sitting a few tables in front of you. Suddenly, you're reminded of the lovely bodyguards who have volunteered to watch the mess that is your love life for lunch.

You caught one of their gaze when he looked over his shoulder, pitiful, before kicking his friend's leg and picking up his phone.

Immediately, a vibration rang from your bag and you checked the message as discreetly as you could.

[13:24] Mimi: I feel so bad for you, noona. Is this really how guys are like these days? [13:24] Mimi: It's appalling how he thinks finally getting his own space at 28 is impressive. [13:24] Tete: do you need help? Please say yes, I don't think I can sit through the whole date and hear this bull. [13:25] Tete: Just seeing it is mentally scarring enough, I can't imagine how you're feeling as the one that has to actually listen.

"Hey, are you still listening? I hope I'm not talking too much." A voice interrupts before you could reply.

Looking up from your phone, Binwoo's face now displayed a sheepish smile, the smear of ketchup on the edge of his lips not going unnoticed. His greasy hand had reached behind his head to scratch the back of his nape and you had to gather every strength in your body to not grimace when the same fingers he ate with met scalp.

You try not to notice how oily and stiff his hair already looked. You really tried.

You shook your head despite wanting it all to end for the sake of appearing respectful and the man immediately continued his empty boasting, the same hand he scratched his neck returning to claw down at your fries without another thought and immediately your phone pings again.

[13:29] Mimi: did he just [13:29] Mimi: did he just eat with the same hand he scratched with? On your plate of fries? [13:29] Mimi: I'm gonna barf �� [13:30] Mimi: Please free us from this torture, noona. My heart can only take so much [13:30] Tete: Screw this, we're going back. I can't do this anymore

A screech of a chair being dragged through tile took your attention back to the masked men in front of you and saw the tall and imposing form of Taehyung marching towards your table, brown beanie hiding his dyed hair and a black mask covering half of his face.

"The fucking gull you have to show your face here after you ran away with my heart last week!"

You sigh internally and hope he's not about to choose an embarrassing trope to follow through this time.

If he takes on another dramatic golden-spooned CEO character who throws tantrums when he can't do or get what he wants, you might just stab yourself with the butter knife next to you. Witnessing and being on the receiving end of his tantrums, even if it's acting, in such a public place like the park once is enough.

With a silent wish that Tae has picked a good trope to follow this time, you followed his lead.

Comically widening your eyes, your gaze bounced from Taehyung and Binwoo with a mystified look before sputtering out a reply.

"Wo-Wooyoung! I thought you went back to the states! How's being home again feels like?"

"Is this how you're gonna be? You're just gonna act like everything's alright after you took my youth ?!"

A couple of gasps erupted from the guests around you, in the seas of scandalized reactions there's a burst of hushed giggles from one guy in black from a particular table and you refrain yourself from glaring at his ducked head and shaking shoulders. The phone pointed in your direction didn't go unnoticed, no doubt recording it all from start to finish to send to the group chat as he always does.

Ever your biggest supporter.

At this point, everyone in the restaurant is looking at the three of you. A glance at Binwoo told you of how close you are to freedom. The man has hunched his shoulders, shrinking into himself, trying to disappear from the public gaze while his eyes busied itself by tracing the details on the tiles. He has long stopped from eating now as he hangs his head in embarrassment, ashamed to be associated with you.

"Hey, I'm sorry man. I didn't know you were like that, in your profile it said that you were experienced in hammering."

"I do woodworking, of course I'm amazing at it!"

You hear a dull thud erupt from two tables over. At the edge of your eyes you see Jimin hitting the table with a closed fist, his giggles a little louder; enough to gather a few confused eyes but quiet enough to limit the range to the patrons next to him.

"I-I'm so sorry."

Binwoo flushes before darting out, towing his black suitcase that looked suspiciously light, away from the eyes of everyone in the restaurant and relief floods your body, muscles relaxing as you watch his form disappear behind the partition between the tables and the exit.

You stare up at Taehyung to find him already looking back at you with crinkled eyes past the dim shades he was wearing, his cheekbones poking above the mask as he smiled.

With your date finally out of the shot, Jimin's laughter explodes into loud cackles of a mad man as he stands, stumbling before he manages to approach you both. When he was close enough, he latched onto Tae's arm to stabilize himself as he held up his phone with the camera app open. Immediately, everyone's displeasure echoed in the room at the implication that the intense scene they just witnessed was a part of a vlog.

Despite how much of a spur of a moment their plan seemed, the duo has managed to construct a simple start and conclusion to their plan and you couldn't be more proud of your smart boys.

Taehyung turned to the mass and bowed.

"I'm sorry for disrupting everyone's afternoon, I was just saving my sister from a bad date and decided to make a vlog out of it. We're really sorry." Taehyung exclaimed.

The disturbed patrons' voices grew louder and angrier, a few attempting to approach your little group to possibly get physical.

Next thing you know, Tae's grabbing the paper gift bag your date has given you earlier before reaching to your and Jimin's hand and pulling you both out of the restaurant at full speed with a wide grin, leaving behind indignant screams of 'YA!' . You couldn't stop the laughter from bubbling out of your chest as you three raced down to the stairs, taking the safer and the long way down. You'd regret the decision later once your age kicks in and the ache on your knees comes but the thrill thrumming under your skin keeps you occupied.

They'd probably ban you from ever entering the establishment but for now, you could care less, the place felt too pretentious for you anyways.

The laughter didn't stop even when you entered Taehyung's car, your joined delight bouncing off the small space and when it ceased, a satisfied silence followed. You and Jimin sag to your seats as the giggles die down, arms clutching your stomachs while Taehyung hunches over the wheel.

Even with how ridiculous the youngest decides on how to go about destroying a date, you couldn't deny the overflowing gratitude you hold for the guy for selling his dignity. Although as an idol with an interesting internet background, you doubt he still has one.

"Wow, that went better than I expected."

"I'm never taking you both to my dates again."

Jimin rolled his eyes at you, lips tugged into a grin. "You say that and take us anyways."

"I'm so glad Tae didn't pull another jealous CEO persona, I was so embarrassed that day!"

"Hey! I still got you out so it's not that bad!" Tae protests, turning to the both of you on the backseat. "At least I didn't act like an embarrassing ex that cried and begged on his knees by the outlook!"

Jimin's swat was quick and Tae hissed and gasped dramatically, cradling his arm as if it was broken by the slap.

"Now he's trying to hit me!"

"Nonetheless, we did so well ruining your dates this month, noona. I think we deserve some reward." Jimin's lips tugged up into a sly smile, eyes glimmering with mischief as he suggestively raised his eyebrows.

"You don't have to tell me twice."

Before you returned home, you had Tae stop by the nearest grilling restaurant to treat the two of them to a couple of orders of meat. If Jimin looked like a kicked puppy upon realizing you've misinterpreted his words, you didn't say anything.

In your defense, he didn't specify what he wanted. Even if he did, you wouldn't have entertained his flirty jokes.

Not a minute longer since the three of you had seated yourselves at a secluded corner at the far back of the restaurant did Jimin's phone ring. You didn't have to look at the screen to know it was Jungkook, ever so eager to hear about how his hyungs managed to scare off your date this time.

He treats it like he was watching those public prank videos on the internet but instead of random targets, it was your dates.

When the video call loads in, you are met with the sight of Jungkook and Jin sharing half the screen while the stylists hands tend to their hairs, stuck deciding between leaving a strand astray from their elevated fringes or keeping it neat.

"Hyung, did you manage to do what you were telling me last time?"

Taehyung grinned. "You should've seen how they all reacted!"

As Taehyung recalled the event with exaggerated movements and expressions—with Jimin adding his extraordinarily unique perspective every now and then—the plates full of meat to grill and bowls of rice you ordered came. Immediately, they were recognized by the waitress who bowed her head at them before shyly asking for an autograph. If you felt her eyes burning a hole through your skull throughout the encounter, you pretend not to notice.

You've introduced yourself as their make-up artist early on in their career, sneaking into their hearts with behind-the-scenes photographs of their idols. A few photographs in exchange of their respect which the boys and the company allowed. Even then, you wouldn't be able to avoid exchanges like these.

Once the waitress was gone, the boys continued to delight the others with their tales. They laughed and expressed their disgust, picking apart your date piece by piece down to his last molecule but as they continued noting down their observations, you started to feel that they're making up random facts out of spite.

Like, what do you mean you saw the guy kept wiggling in his seat to subtly scratch his ass? How did you even see that, Jimin?

But due to them sneaking out to be your guard dogs, they were called to return soon by an unimpressed Namjoon who took over the phone call at some point, threatening them with Hoseok who just laughed in response. You didn't miss the opportunity to rub your week-long rest in their faces with a smile when Taehyung and Jimin tried pouting their way out of punishment.

They ended up being given the chance to at least finish their food before they're given the countdown when Jimin bribed them with takeout.

"Come with us to drink that memory away instead, noona! Hyung and I are better drinking buddies anyways."

You waved Hoseok off. "I don't think Sejin would appreciate me distracting you guys more than I already do."

"Look into my eyes and say that you don't want to drink the memory away!" Yoongi said matter-of-factly from somewhere in the background.

"We won't even drink much, promise!"

"Stop lying to yourself, Hoba. We know you'd tap out after the third glass." Jin snickered.

"Hey, I've changed! I can do four now."

Before you could further shoot his idea down, your phone flashes open with a ring displaying your mother's name and your heart drops. As if sensing the change in the air, their heads perked up to look at you.

You knew she'll contact you eventually but seeing her name on the screen glare back at you, a shiver wracks down your spine.

"Who is it?"

"It's my mom."

Jimin and Taehyung gasped, shushing the people on the other line like kids trying to hide a stray pet from their parents who came home as you answered the call.

"Hello my dearest daughter, tell me why the hell did Binwoo's mother just call me to tell me that you've been going around stealing people's youths?! I don't remember raising you to be such a person!"

Despite not having the call on speaker, her rage is loud enough for the other two to hear. Instead of sending pitying looks towards you like a proper friend should, they were grinning and trying to stop themselves from cackling. Your mother's screeching evolved into rapid fire scolding with barely any breathing in between, sending your companions into silent laughter.

You could only glare as Taehyung threw his head back as he guffawed noiselessly while Jimin had hunched over the table, his shaking shoulders being the only indicator that he too was laughing.

Kicking them both under the table, you gathered the courage to interrupt your mother so she could breathe.

"Mom, it was just a friend who wanted to save me from Binwoo."

"A friend?!? A friend my foot! He must be an-uh what do you call it these days—a friend with benefits! Here I thought you've been busy fussing over those Bangtan boys to fool around!"

At this, their ears perked up, attention falling to yours.

"God! If you just started dating them then I wouldn't have to stress myself over finding you a husband!"

Taehyung sobers up, playing with the meat on the grill as he whispers. "Oh I wish auntie but noona is too professi—ow!"

Your foot swiftly connects with his shin and Taehyung hunches over the table, hand disappearing down to cradle his foot.

"I assure you, Mom, if you've seen how he acted, you'd thank your daughter for dodging such a disgusting guy. He didn't even ask me permission to eat my fries!"

"Aishhhhh! If you were here I would've hung you upside down in a sack outside our house! God, I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest because of you!"

"The guy is really my friend, mom! It's the same guy who interrupted my dates before. Remember the crazy CEO?"

"I know I know! But with how picky you are, you'll end up alone! I know you're trying to wait for your soulmate but you're 26 now! You're way past the maximum marking age!"

Taehyung and Jimin fall silent as an awkward silence settles between your group, continuing to place their pork into the leaves and engulfing them almost meekly; almost because the way they ate the wrap is far from graceful.

You've known that for a year now, accepted your fate but the reminder made your heart ache. Imagine how it was for a hopeless romantic, who dreamt of fated meetings and whimsical red strings on your pinkie, to find out that they're untethered. Even then, a small part of you, a much younger version, keeps hoping for a chance that you're just a late bloomer.

Who wouldn't want true love for themselves?

Even a solitary man would crave affection.

"I-I know that. But you can't expect me to settle for less, you wouldn't want to see your dear daughter in a miserable marriage do you?"

There's a deep sigh from the other line and you could imagine your mom pinch the bridge of her nose before she spoke:

"I'm just worried, I hope you understand. I'm not getting any younger. Your older brother and sister already have their own family and seeing them happy while you're still on your own, it hurts this old woman's heart, you know?"

There's a quick succession of dull thuds from across the line and you assumed your mother was hitting her chest with her fist, ever the dramatic.

Jimin flips the newly added meat on the grill, taking the cooked strips to distribute between yours and Taehyung's bowl. It was such a small gesture yet it made your stomach flutter for a second. Always the caring and golden hearted boy you've met years ago that never hesitated to give you hugs and make you smile either with exaggerated movements or from touch alone.

If only there's more Jimin in the world, you would've been married a long time ago and you wouldn't have to deal with your mother's horrible matchmaking.

You sighed. "I know, I'm trying my best so don't worry too much."

"That's my youngest. Now, since you're trying, I have another—"

You pinched the bridge of your nose. "Mom, please."

"I swear this guy is better. He's a lawyer, 30 years old, and he's got a penthouse!"

There's a shrill ding! from your phone and you turned to look at your screen to find yourself staring back at a picture of the suitor your mother was just talking about. In a blink, Jimin and Taehyung have teleported behind you with side dishes in hand as they peered over your shoulder to look at the photo.

The picture was roughly cropped and showed a man in a tailored black suit leaning against what looks like his mother from how similar the shape of their eyes and lips are. He had his coat hanging from his arm, giving you a full view of how his chest and shoulders filled out his white button up. With a narrow and refined jawline, topped off with good hair waxed into a small quiff and a pair of sunken dimples on each side of his bowstring lips, as an idol's makeup artist, you wondered how it is possible for him to be single.

But what distracted you more was how your mother has sent you someone visually appealing instead of the challenged men she had recommended to you. It's making the ends of the hair on your arm stand up.

It's new and it's creeping you out.

You make a mental note to ask your father about her strange behavior.

"His name is Yoo Guwon, isn't he good looking? His mother and I met at the salon by the market in front of your aunt Jia. I saw him once and he looks exactly like he does in that picture!"

"He looks good."

A hiss following a slap muted by thick clothing erupted from behind you, looking over your shoulder, you see Taehyung staring at Jimin with a shocked and betrayed expression.

"What are you doing?! You're supposed to be against this!"

"Well now that you've mentioned it," Jimin hums, crossing his arms as he leaned closer over your shoulders. "He does look like a manipulator. He has the eye and facial structure for it."

You turned to him with a puzzled expression. "What do you even mean—"

"No no no wait, I can see what you mean." Taehyung butts in, narrowing his eyes as he also inched closer to the screen on the other side of your face before reaching over to expand on the man's face.

You furrowed your eyebrows, still not seeing how a skull's formation could mean manipulator in their eyes. But before you could ask how they came to the conclusion, your mother gasped.

"Is that one of your boys? Taehyung and Jimin?"

"Yeah, I took them out for some meat since they saved me earlier."

"Oh? Put me on speaker, I want to talk to them!" You obeyed her and hummed a confirmation before holding your phone towards them. "I hope my daughter hasn't disrupted your busy schedules to play jealous exes for her."

Jimin laughs. "It's nothing too much, auntie~ She took great care of us back then, it's just us repaying the debt! Besides, I like watching her fail her dates!"

"Oh aren't you quite mischievous?" Her tone was teasing and delighted as she giggled. "Don't enjoy it too much, okay? My daughter needs to get married soon!"

"Don't worry too much, auntie! I also want our noona to find a good husband!"

"What a sweet boy! Too bad company rules can't let you date, I would've loved you as my son-in-law."

A smile stretched across Jimin's face as he shyly laughed, hiding his delight behind a hand. "You can't say that and expect me to not try and court your daughter, auntie!"

"What about me, auntie? I sold my dignity just to push away her creepy suitors when hyung only sat back to record. I did a lot!" Taehyung jumps in with a pout, feeling left out of the conversation.

"Any of you boys are welcome in my family as long as my daughter is married and treated well! Ok, I'll stop now since I have some friends to meet up with. Visit me soon, my lovely daughter!"

After saying your goodbyes and your i-love-you's, the call ends. Immediately, your phone was fished out from your hands by Taehyung as the two boys returned to their seats, zooming in on Guwon's face and speaking in hushed whispers among themselves. At least until Jin and Jungkook's insistence to be included in the discussion came booming.

"Ya Taehyung! Aren't we friends for so long? Why are you not showing us the picture like a normal friend would do? Forward it to the GC!"

Even after forwarding the picture to the GC, they're still far from pleased after being ignored for so long. Jungkook and Jin didn't spare any words from expressing their wrath, especially the elder. A problem easily buried for everyone to forget with an offer of bringing food when they come home. Your mother expressing her openness to the idea of having any of your bosses as your husband seems to breeze past their heads. You do have an inkling they'll discuss amongst themselves later on.

Soon, Jimin and Taehyung are dropping you at your apartment building, parting ways with hugs before they leave.

Since you've finally claimed some of the absent days you've gathered throughout the years for a nice week off before the eventual tour, you decided to take full advantage of it by treating yourself with a nice night in, stuffing yourself with ice cream and an unhealthy amount of pizzas. Doors locked and blinds shut.

Just you and your TV.

And the generic drama that's playing before you.

It's about a poor girl who got rescued by a handsome rich man who has an obsessed admirer and a family who opposes their relationship despite the soulmate mark they both wore due to their different levels in society.

The trope has been overused but you indulge in it anyways.

But as the night gets deeper and the plot thickens to its climax, you find yourself slowly liking it. Watching the young couple be domestic around their apartment, your heart starts to yearn. Their kisses looked fantastical and sweet, as if the taste of each other could energize them for the whole month.

You watched as brief passing touches scream louder than words, eyed the way their arms wrapped around waists with jealousy and wondered when you'd be able to experience such a thing too.

Emotional torture is what you're doing but you couldn't find it in yourself to stop watching it.

You remembered how realization felt like plunging into the darkest depths in the ocean, cold and harsh, the pain in your chest when your 21st passed by without any notable changes in your life.

You recalled how you'd wake up and excitedly look over your skin for a hint everyday with no fail, hoping for a telltale sign that you weren't assigned to a fate of love bare of the genuine and rawness of a soulbond. The devastation gnawing at your dreams when your 21st ends uneventfully and the 22nd comes with the same nothingness still fresh in your mind.

There wasn't a cure for being untethered but you learned soon how to accept your fate. Having your friends comfort you through those years helped. From the maknaes' grounding tight hugs to Yoongi's silent support in the form of distractions and Seokjin's insistence on how unimportant soulmates are, healing came easier with them by your side.

Being untethered or alone isn't a disease cured by human medicine but you think your friends' support came close.

Your phone then vibrates, taking you out of the train of thought you got yourself into, screen lighting up to a message from an unknown user.

[21:39] Unknown: Hey, it's me Yoo Guwon. Your mother gave me your number and said to contact you first because you might be busy with work.

None of the suitors your mother has brought forth has ever worked out. At this point, you should ask her to stop and try to find a good man yourself.

But none of them ever made the effort to reach out first.

But he's a lawyer and you know damn well what they're good at .

He looks cute and tall though, got a good background as well.

Everyone before him also had that.

With a heavy exhale, you picked your phone up and opened his message.

[21:40] You: Hello, I'm actually on a week-long break so I'm just rotting on my couch instead haha

"That's too awkward." You muttered to yourself, subconsciously biting your lips as you rephrased the message a couple more times, frantically deleting and adding words onto your ever growing introduction message.

But then it's too wordy, it makes you sound desperate so you deleted it all again, starting once more from the beginning.

You didn't even get to send it when Guwon sent another message.

[21:48] Yoo Guwon: I'm free tomorrow, I hope you are too. What do you usually like to do?

He's giving me options? You stared at the screen with furrowed eyebrows before narrowing at it suspiciously.

What's up with this guy? Why isn't he taking the lead?

[21:50] You: I'm more often working and staying at home than visiting places so I don't know where ;-;. I'll go wherever you want to go. [21:51] Yoo Guwon: It's fine, just send me your address and I'll pick you up tomorrow at 9am, dress formal casual.

Throwing your phone to the side, you reached for the canned beer from your table and took a long sip before titling your head back to stare at the ceiling. There's a careful rise in your heartbeat, a traitorous action of your body. It was hopeful and you hated how you felt like that, you sighed again for the nth time that day but for a different reason.

Your mind takes you back to the mischievous duo, wondering if you should take one of them for this date but find yourself shutting the idea down as quick as it came. The guy looks decent enough for a solo adventure, going alone shouldn't hurt.

Maybe this time will be different.

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magic-shop-stories · 2 months ago

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Hello there, I just wanted to say how much I love your writing. I don’t use Tumblr that often, but I find myself checking in just to see your posts. The details are absolutely amazing!

I was wonder if you could write about the boys and how they’d be as parents with children who’s the opposite of their personalities.

Example: Yoongi who’s a introvert with a child that’s an extrovert. Taehyung who’s a extrovert with a child that’s an introvert etc etc

I’d really love to read your take on this.

Please and thank you. ❤️

💌 Reply:

hiii, lovely... first off THANK YOU so much for your kind words and for trusting me with this gem of a request! 💜 it’s readers like you who make my lil writing heart do backflips, even when my brain is mush ... i’ll be honest; the maknae line kicked my butt this time, especially taehyung... but i hope the headcanons are still what you wanted if anything feels a lil underbaked, please yell at me 💜 – c –🍪✨

BTS as Parents to Opposite-Personality Kids - Headcanons

↳ BTS!Dad's x Daughter/Son

Pairings: none (parent-child focus)

Rating: G (family fluff, mild angst)

Genre: family fluff, Angst to fluff/comfort, emotional growth,(domestic AU)

Warnings: minor angst (parent-child misunderstandings), brief mentions of social anxiety

NAMJOON - Philosopher-Dad

quiet rebellion & love that bridges worlds

CHILD DESCRIPTION

Name: Soo-Min (they/them) Age: 13 Personality:

storm of contradictions

genius-level intellect (inherited from Joon)

zero interest in academia

prefers skateboarding (instead of cycling)

graffiti kid

dismantling toasters to "see how they scream"

quietly defiant

allergic to attention

fiercely protective of their anonymity

wears a black hoodie like armor

scribbles existential haikus on their shoes

“I’m not a leader. I’m a… ghost with opinions.”

Secretly Like Namjoon

obsessively journals (but burns the pages)

writes poetry online

titled “How to Disappear in a World That Demands Fireworks.”

hates being compared to their father

then quotes Nietzsche when angry

LIFE & CONFLICT

Public vs. Private

at home:

Soo-Min builds elaborate Rube Goldberg machines that end with a middle finger popping up

Namjoon stares

equal parts impressed and horrified

“Is this… commentary on capitalism?”

Soo-Min shrugs

“It’s commentary on you.”

in public:

refuses to attend BTS events

when forced, wears a mask (+ noise cancelling headphones)

glares at fans’ cameras

trends as “RM’s Emo Shadow”

Joon’s Google search history: “How to parent a tiny anarchist.”

Namjoon’s Concerns

“What if I’ve suffocated them with expectations?” “What if they’re too much like me terrified of being seen?”

buys parenting books titled “Raising Rebels” and “Teenage Existentialists.”

highlights passages with trembling hand at night

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Soo-Min spray-paints “F*CK YOUR LEGACY” on HYBE’s back wall

security catches them

Namjoon arrives, tie askew

their hood is down for the first time in years

their face splattered with paint and tears

Argument

Soo-Min: “You lecture about authenticity, but you’re just a brand. A mascot.” Namjoon: “You think I don’t hate it too? The speeches, the smiles? I do this so you can scream!” Soo-Min: “I don’t want your sacrifice! I want a dad!”

"BRIDGE"

Retreat

Namjoon cancels shoots

takes Soo-Min to a secluded temple in Jeju

no phones, no fans

they don’t speak for days

Breaking Point

Soo-Min finds Namjoon’s old journal in the temple

pages filled with 19-year-old Joon’s fears

“I’m a fraud. A leader who can’t lead himself.”

Conversation

Soo-Min: “You… felt like this too?” Namjoon: “Every day. Still do.” Soo-Min: “Then why do you pretend?” Namjoon: “I don’t. I just… choose what to fight for. Like you.”

AFTERMATH

Compromise

Namjoon helps them graffiti HYBE’s approved “activism wall”

their tag: “REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (BUT WITH A DAD).”

Soo-Min agrees to one public appearance (monthly)

= RM’s indie poetry reading (on Weverse)

they sit in the back

hood up

but comments from time to time

Growth

Namjoon

releases a solo track sampling Soo-Min’s machine noises

lyrics: “My greatest creation isn’t art; it’s us.”

Soo-Min

posts their poetry under a pseudonym

Namjoon anonymously comments:

“This writer gets it. Proud of you. – A Fan.”

JIN - Glamorous Goofball

quiet contradictions & love that dances to a different beat

CHILD DESCRIPTION

Name: Ji-Yoo (she/they) Age: 10 Personality

storm cloud in a sequined jacket

shy

fiercely independent

allergic to glitter

wears band tees under jeans/leather jackets

scribbles angsty song lyrics on their converse

spends hours dissecting rock albums in their noise-canceling headphones

“I’m not cute. I’m… complicated.”

secretly plays guitar in their closet

composing rage-fueled ballads about cafeteria tuna sandwiches

Secretly Like Jin

inherited his stubbornness

refuses to admit they love his kimchi fried rice

uses sarcasm as a shield

laughs at his dad jokes when no one’s looking

has his cheekbones

hides them under a curtain of black hair

LIFE & CONFLICT

Clash of Worlds

at home

Jin hosts “Family Talent Shows” where he performs Super Tuna 2.0 in a shark costume (younger siblings love it)

Ji-Yoo hides under the couch

“This is emotional terrorism.”

in public

Jin tries to hype them at school events

“Ji-Yoo’s the next BIGBANG! Right, kiddo?”

they fake a stomachache

Jin finds their crumpled note:

“Stop embarrassing me.”

Jin’s Concerns

“What if she thinks I don’t see her?” “Why won’t she let me in?”

buys a book called “Parenting Your Tiny Rebel”

doodles sad faces in the margins

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Ji-Yoo’s school talent show

Jin surprises them with a “Father-Daughter Rock Duet”

complete with light-up guitars)

they freeze

mortified

they bolt offstage

later they scream at him

“I’m NOT your accessory! I hate your stupid songs!”

Argument

Jin: “I just wanted to share the spotlight!” Ji-Yoo: “Your spotlight burns! I’m not you!” Jin: “But… I’m proud of you!” Ji-Yoo: “You’re proud of yourself for having a kid!”

"BRIDGE"

Retreat

cancels a variety show appearance

takes Ji-Yoo camping

no cameras

no costumes

they don’t speak for two days

just eat burnt marshmallows and listen to crickets

Breaking Point

Jin finds Ji-Yoo’s hidden playlist: “Songs My Dad Would Hate (maybe)”

featuring BTS’ Ddaeng and Nirvana

he listens

awkwardly air-guitars to Smells Like Teen Spirit

Conversation

Jin: “I… like this? It’s… loud. But good loud?” Ji-Yoo: “You’re terrible at headbanging.” Jin: “Teach me?”

AFTERMATH

Compromise

Jin learns her favourite songs

writes a punk version of Super Tuna

Ji-Yoo records it

posts it anonymously

“Worldwide Handsome’s Midlife Crisis (Pls Send Help).”

Ji-Yoo agrees to one dad joke per day

Jin uses it wisely

“Why did the rockstar cross the road? To avoid his dad!”

they groan

but they smile

Growth

Jin

releases a SoundCloud collab with them

“Tuna Meltdown (feat. Angry Ghost)”

lyrics: “I’m not your shadow / I’m your mirror.”

Ji-Yoo

wears a “WWH” pin upside down on their backpack

“Irony...”

Jin knows better

YOONGI - Reluctant Softie

loud legacy & love composed in minor keys extrovert prodigy & love that drowns out doubt

CHILD DESCRIPTION:

Name: Yumi (she/her) | nickname: "Bam" (after her chaotic energy) Age: 15 Personality:

neon hurricane in human form

ADHD-fueled

loud!

thrives in crowds

dreams of being a K-pop idol (tho does she really?)

despite Yoongi’s quiet disdain for the industry’s glitter

wears sequined jackets and rainbow hair clips

“to blind the haters”

posts dance covers online with captions like “Suga Who? I’m the Main Character.”

Secretly Like Yoongi

practices choreography until her feet bleed (hates making mistakes)

hides it under sparkly bandaids

writes angsty lyrics in a password-locked Notes app

“They see the glitter, not the glue.”

craves validation but calls it “cringe”

snaps at fans who say: “You’re just like your dad!”

LIFE & CONFLICT

Home vs. Stage

at home:

blasts TWICE at 3 a.m.

drags friends into Yoongi’s studio for “dance emergencies”

Yoongi grumbles

“This is a workplace, not a daycare"

tho leaves snacks out “for the raccoons”

in public:

calls herself “Bam-ssi”

avoiding the “Min Yoongi’s Daughter” tag

posts TikTok rants

“I’m not a legacy act. I’m a revolution.”

trends for clapping back at a troll

“My dad’s a producer, not a prophet. Fight me.”

Yoongi’s Concerns

“She’s too young to know how this industry eats souls.” “What if she thinks I’m ashamed of her?”

buys noise-canceling headphones and concert earplugs “for her safety”

secretly bookmarks her videos

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Yumi auditions for a TV show without telling him

her clip goes viral

“Why should I care about nepotism? My dad’s old news.”

Yoongi watches it on loop

his jaw clenched

Argument

Yumi: “You’re just scared I’ll beat your records!” Yoongi: “You think I give a shit about records? I care about you getting chewed up and spit out!” Yumi: “You don’t get it! I need to be seen!” Yoongi: “I see you. Why isn’t that enough?!”

"BRIDGE"

Retreat

Yoongi cancels a production deadline

takes Yumi to his childhood home in Daegu

no Wi-Fi

no mirrors

just the piano he learned on

Breaking Point

Yumi finds his old notebooks

lyrics scribbled with “I’m not enough” and “Who am I without music?”

she plays his first mixtape on her phone

“You were… scared too?”

Conversation

Yoongi: “I still am. Every damn day.” Yumi: “Then why’d you let me hate you?” Yoongi: “Better me than the world.”

AFTERMATH

Compromise

Yoongi produces her debut single “Glitter Blood” under a pseudonym

lyrics: “I’m my father’s shadow / and the sun that burns it off.”

Yumi agrees to keep her stage name “Bam”

adds “Prod. SUGA” in tiny font

“For the clout...”

she smirks

he rolls his eyes

“Respect your elders.”

Growth

Yoongi

wears a sequined keychain she made

“It’s… reflective. For safety.”

Yumi

lets him attend her first concert

he stands in the back

hood up, crying into his coffee

“She’s… good.”

J-HOPE - Sunshine Cheerleader

silent storm & love that finds rhythm in chaos

CHILD DESCRIPTION

Name: Min-Jae (he/him) Age: 12 Personality:

stoic

grounded force of nature

introverted, observant

allergic to attention

prefers the crisp snap of a taekwondo belt to any pop beat

spends weekends covered in mud on a rugby field

dresses in monotone sweatshirts and tactical boots

rolling his eyes at Hobi’s wardrobe

secretly steals his hoodies when no one’s looking

“Fashion’s pointless. But… his sweater is soft.”

Secretly Like Hobi

organizes his rugby gear with military precision

inherited Hobi’s obsession with order in his wardrobe at home

hum’s “Dynamite” while studying

denies it

“The walls are thin, Appa. Not my fault.”

keeps a hidden sketchbook of jersey designs (neon accents, hidden rainbows)

LIFE & CONFLICT

Clash of Worlds

at home:

Hobi tries to teach Min-Jae “just one dance move!” during laundry-folding

Min-Jae deadpans

“I’d rather eat broccoli.”

Hobi retaliates by blasting “Boy With Luv” while vacuuming

in public:

Min-Jae ducks behind Hobi at red carpets

scowling at cameras

trends as “J-Hope’s Shadow.”

Hobi’s search history: “How to parent a tiny soldier.”

Hobi’s Concerns

“Did I… smother him with too much joy?” “What if he thinks I’m embarrassed of him?”

buys parenting books titled “Quiet Kids, Loud Love” and “Raising Rebels Without Rainbows.”

dog-ears pages on “validation without pressure”

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Hobi surprises Min-Jae with a speech to him during“Hope on Stage.”

Min-Jae storms out mid-show

texts: “Stop trying to make me you.”

Hobi finds him hours later

punching a rugby tackle bag until his knuckles bleed

Argument

Min-Jae: “You’re embarrassing. Always smiling, always on. I’m not your backup dancer!” Hobi: “I just want you to feel what I feel... alive!” Min-Jae: “I am alive! Just… not your way!”

"BRIDGE"

Retreat

Hobi cancels a photoshoot

takes Min-Jae camping

no music

no mirrors

just a tent and a first-aid kit (Min-Jae’s request)

they don’t speak but hate it too much after a few hours

Breaking Point

Hobi finds Min-Jae’s sketchbook

pages of rugby jerseys with hidden Hope Wolrd flair

inclusing neon stitching (“Hope” in morse code)

Conversation

Hobi:“You… like my stuff?” Min-Jae:“It’s functional. The neon helps visibility.”

a lie

they both know it

Hobi: “Can I… design your next jersey?” Min-Jae: “Only if it’s subtle.”

AFTERMATH

Compromise

Hobi learns rugby rules

cheers from the sidelines in a custom jersey

black with glow-in-the-dark constellations

Min-Jae scores a try

he nods at him

= their version of a hug

Min-Jae agrees to one dance practice with BTS

Hobi teaches him to “two-step like you’re tackling a beat”

it’s awkward

they all cringe but laigh

Hobi keeps the video

Growth

Hobi

releases a merch line for “Quiet Warriors”

hoodies with hidden symbols/sequins...

Min-Jae wears his daily - “For visibility”

Min-Jae

leaves a sticky note on Hobi’s mirror

“You’re annoying. But… your smile’s kinda cool.”

JIMIN - Affectionate Nurturer

reserved rebel & love that finds its own language

CHILD DESCRIPTION:

Name: Ji-Eun (she/her) Age: 11 Personality:

stoic

analytical introvert

prefers logic over emotion

she’s a chess prodigy who solves advanced math puzzles for fun

keeps a “Feelings Spreadsheet” to track her moods

spoiler: 87% labeled “neutral”

dislikes physical touch, crowds, and “unnecessary noise"

wears noise-canceling headphones everywhere

answers questions in monosyllables

secretly writes dry, sarcastic fanfiction about historical figures

Secretly Like Jimin

performs random acts of kindness

=fixing a classmate’s broken pencil case

claims it’s “just efficiency”

whispers song lyrics under her breath when stressed

“Promise” is her go-to

hates attention

tho blushes when Jimin calls her “my genius”

LIFE & CONFLICT

Clash of Love Languages

Jimin’s Approach:

morning hugs

surprise gifts (sparkly stationery, plushies)

daily “How Do You Feel?” check-ins.

Ji-Eun’s Reaction:

shrugs off hugs

donates plushies to charity

answers check-ins with: “Functioning at 73% capacity.”

Jimin’s Concerns

“Does she even like me?”

texts Taehyung at 2 a.m.: “What if I’m too much?”

buys a parenting book titled “Raising Robots?”

highlights the chapter “Emotional Encryption”

panics when she requests a “logical birthday”

= no cake, no singing

just a spreadsheet of gift options

Public vs. Private

at BTS family events, Ji-Eun hides in closets

avoiding "Jimin’s affectionate friends"

“Uncle Tae tried to high-five me. Why.”

Jimin laughs nervously

“He’s… practicing.”

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Jimin surprises Ji-Eun with a front-row ticket to her favourite artists concert

imagining a heartwarming father-daughter moment

she spends the entire show in the bathroom

calculating Pi to calm her anxiety

Argument

Jimin: “I just wanted you to see… how much I love you, our time...” Ji-Eun: “You love attention. I don’t. Stop forcing me to be like you.” Jimin: “I’m not...! I just… want to share my world with you.” Ji-Eun: “Your world is loud.”

"BRIDGE"

Catalyst

Ji-Eun’s homeroom teacher emails Jimin after noticing her "unique learning style"

= her chess mastery, aversion to group activities, meticulous spreadsheets tracking classroom noise levels...

suggests an evaluation

framing it gently

“She’s brilliant, but I think she experiences the world differently. This might help her thrive.”

Jimin’s Reaction

panics

calls Namjoon

“Did I miss something? Is she… unhappy?”

researches autism until 4 a.m.

scribbling notes

“Sensory overload… routines… literal thinking.”

realizes her headphones, spreadsheets, and “tolerable hugs” weren’t defiance

= they were survival tools

books an appointment with a neurodiversity-affirming psychologist

hands trembling as he fills out forms

Diagnosis Journey

Ji-Eun’s Assessment:

dismantles the psychologist’s Rubik’s Cube in 30 seconds

“Patterns are easy. People aren’t.”

psychologist smiles

“You’re right. Let’s talk about your patterns.”

Jimin’s Guilt:

overheard in the waiting room

“What if I pushed her to be ‘normal’? What if she thinks I’m disappointed?”

Conversation

Ji-Eun processes the diagnosis like a puzzle solved

Ji-Eun: “So my brain has a different operating system. That explains the… glitches.” Jimin: “You’re not glitched, baby. The world just… buffers sometimes.” Ji-Eun: “Can we upgrade the software? Like, mute unnecessary sounds?” Jimin: “We’ll write the code together.”

AFTERMATH

Understanding & Adaptations

Sensory Safe Space

Jimin soundproofs her bedroom

fills it with weighted blankets and dimmable LED stars

Ji-Eun labels it “Efficiency Zone 1.0.”

Communication Tools

they create a color-coded system

Red Light: “No touch, no talk.”

Yellow Light: “I can listen, but my eyes need a break.”

Green Light: “You have 3.5 minutes to discuss feelings.”

Jimin’s Growth

learins to replace “Why won’t you hug me?” with “How can I help?”

texts the group chat

“Turns out, love isn’t loud. It’s… listening.”

Yoongi replies: “Took you long enough...”

Ji-Eun’s Growth

writes a school presentation: “Autism: A User Manual.”

includes a slide titled “Why My Dad Cries a Lot (But It’s Okay).”

lets Jimin teach her a dance move - once

“Your form is 62% adequate.”

he sobs into her hair

TAEHYUNG - Whimsical Artist

silent observer & love painted in shadows and light

CHILD DESCRIPTION

Name: Ji-Hoon (he/him) Age: 10 Personality:

quiet

observant boy who shrinks from crowds

hides under oversized sweaters

hates cameras, loud noises, especially flashlights

harsh beams make him feel "like a bug under glass"

prefers sketching in the margins of notebooks to speaking

capturing the world in delicate pencil strokes

secretly adores astronomy

refuses to visit planetariums

“Too many people staring at the sky instead of their feet”

Secretly Like Taehyung

inherits his dad’s eye for beauty

expresses it in whispers

= pressed flowers in textbooks, origami stars hidden in drawers

creates intricate charcoal portraits of strangers

then tears them up (fearing attention)

humms Tae’s songs under his breath when he thinks no one’s listening

LIFE & CONFLICT

Public vs. Private

at home:

Tae fills the house with art supplies, jazz records, impromptu photo shoots...

Ji-Hoon retreats to his “fort”

= a blanket-covered desk with fairy lights

Tae pokes his head in daily

“Let’s paint the walls rainbow!”

Ji-Hoon grimaces

“...Pass.”

in public:

Tae’s Instagram is a lately a kaleidoscope of fashion and fans

Ji-Hoon wears noise-canceling headphones and a hat pulled low

trends once as “V’s Mystery Shadow” after photographs snap him glaring at a flashlight

Tae’s caption: “My little eclipse 🌑✨”

Taehyung’s Concerns

“Am I smothering him? Or not seeing him enough?”

buys every “introvert parenting” book

scribbles notes like “Quiet ≠ Broken” in the margins

tries bonding through art

Ji-Hoon’s sketches stay locked in a tin box labeled “DO NOT OPEN.”

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Tae surprises Ji-Hoon with a “father-son gallery showcase”

showcasing his secret sketches

room floods with flashlights and fans

Ji-Hoon freezes

he bolts, knocking over a display of his own art

Argument

Ji-Hoon: “You ruined it! My art is mine... not your content!” Tae: “I just wanted the world to see how amazing you are!” Ji-Hoon: “I don’t want the world! I just want you!”

"BRIDGE"

Retreat

Tae cancels all schedules

takes Ji-Hoon to a secluded cabin in the woods

no electricity

no cameras

just the Milky Way sprawling overhead and a telescope

Breaking Point

Ji-Hoon finds Tae’s old sketchbook in the cabin

pages of younger Tae’s anxieties

“What if they only love the idea of me?”

Conversation

Ji-Hoon: “You… felt invisible too?” Tae: “Every day. Still do, sometimes.” Ji-Hoon: “Then why do you shine so much?” Tae: “Because shadows need light to exist. Like us.”

AFTERMATH

Compromise

Tae builds Ji-Hoon a private studio in the attic

no flashlights, no visitors

Ji-Hoon hangs a sign: “Appa Allowed (Sometimes)”

Ji-Hoon lets Tae display one piece

= a charcoal sketch of their cabin under the stars

Tae’s caption: “Our Universe 🌌 (Shared with permission)”

Growth

Taehyung

starts a midnight astronomy ritual with Ji-Hoon

pointing out constellations with a laser pen

“See that one? Looks like your sneaker.”

Ji-Hoon snorts

“That’s Orion, Appa.”

Ji-Hoon

gives Tae a folded origami star with a note

“You’re my favorite galaxy.”

Tae wears it as a necklace until it falls off

JUNGKOOK - Golden Retriever Dad

quiet contemplation & love that finds common ground

CHILD DESCRIPTION

Name: Min-Jun (he/him) Age: 10 Personality

thoughtful

introverted bookworm

prefers the quiet corners of libraries to soccer fields

deeply sensitive

a knack for poetry, fear of crowds

carries a sketchbook everywhere

filling it with delicate drawings of clouds, insects, imaginary worlds...

Min-Jun shrinks from Jungkooks spotlight

finding solace in solitude

“Why run when you can sit and wonder?”

mutters when his dad suggests a going out

Secretly Like Jungkook

inherits his dad’s stubborn determination

channels it into mastering origami or memorizing constellations

has a hidden competitive streak

beats Jungkook at chess every time but never gloats

loves music but prefers composing haunting piano melodies over pop anthems

LIFE & CONFLICT

Clash of Worlds

at home

Jungkook’s gym is littered with Min-Jun’s origami cranes and half-finished puzzles

“Appa, your dumbbells are crushing my art!”

sighs, rescuing paper dragons

Jungkook responds by doing bicep curls with the dragon on top

“See? Functional art!”

in public

Jungkook’s attempts to share his world end in disaster

= like bringing Min-Jun on stage during a concert encore

Min-Jun freezes under the lights

dropping his sketchbook

fans coo over “JK’s shy angel”

Min-Jun cries himself to sleep

“I’m not a prop”

writes in his journal

Jungkook’s Concerns

“What if I’m failing him? What if he thinks I’m embarrassed he’s not… like me?”

buys parenting guides like “Raising Sensitive Souls” and “Quiet Kids, Loud Hearts”

dog-earing pages about “validation”

secretly envious of Taehyung’s artsy bond with his own kid

“Hyung, how do you… talk about feelings?”

"THE SNAP"

Incident

Jungkook signs Min-Jun up for a father-son boxing class

hoping to “build confidence”

Min-Jun spends the session crouched in a corner

sketching the other kids’ shoes

when Jungkook jokingly calls him “my little turtle” Min-Jun snaps

Argument

Min-Jun: “Stop trying to fix me! I’m not broken!” Jungkook: “I just want you to be strong!” Min-Jun: “I am strong! You just don’t see it!”

"BRIDGE"

Retreat

Jungkook cancels a photoshoot

takes Min-Jun camping in the mountains

no cameras

no crowds

they don’t speak for the first night

Breaking Point

Jungkook finds Min-Jun’s sketchbook open to a page titled “Things I Wish Appa Knew”

drawings include a tearful boy trapped in a shadow labeled “EXPECTATIONS”

giant hand (Jungkook’s tattoos visible) gently holding a origami heart

Conversation

Jungkook: “You… think I don’t see you?” Min-Jun: “You see your version of me.” Jungkook: “Show me yours. Please.”

AFTERMATH

Compromise

Jungkook converts a corner of his studio into Min-Jun’s “Art Cave”

stocked with watercolors, “No Dumbbells Allowed” sign...

Min-Jun agrees to play piano with Jungkook

Jungkook’s first composition?

= clumsy but heartfelt tune titled “Min-Jun’s Clouds”

Growth

Jungkook

late-night Live rambling about “invisible strengths”

fans spot Min-Jun’s origami dragons/cranes on his shelf

“My kid’s the real superhero”

murmurs grinning

Min-Jun

secretly submits a poem to a contest

wins

title: “My Dad, the Quiet Warrior.”

Jungkook frames it next to his awards

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COOK WITH ME, YEAH? || ep.1 my ride or die, my other half

uploaded on january 15, 2024 to the bangtantv youtube channel and weverse. dialogue in italics are spoken in english

content warning: mentions tannies’ enlistments and separation anxiety (please tell me if i missed something)

miya: “hi everyone! welcome to my new series: cook with me, yeah?”

she started clapping, even cheering a little bit before reality hit her

she sighed and looked off camera

miya: “you know, you could cheer for me”

jungkook: “you said you’d do the intro before introducing me!”

she got the folded cloth from next to her on her kitchen counter and threw it towards the direction of the voice

there was a yelp, laughter, then cut back to a smiling yoonmi

miya: “i’m very open about my friends, and armys like to see that, so i decided to start this series and introduce some of my friends to you guys while cooking with them! while cooking, we’ll be answering first few set questions i’m always asked on weverse or instagram when i post with my friends, then a few questions more specific to us as friends that i found on twitter by lurking”

while she was talking, a few pictures of her with her various friends were shown on screen

she held up her phone when mentioning the set questions

she lifted a small fish bowl with slips of paper holding questions when mentioning the more specific ones

miya: “this friend, well, i’ve known him since i was eleven. nine? we use international age now… anyway!”

she trailed off a little before laughing and waving her hand

miya: “we met as preteens, now we’re in our twenties. i literally can’t imagine life without him, he became my ride or die, and, because of how we were raised, he practically became my big emo-punk-looking soft boy other half. the oppas think we could have been twins in another life”

there’s soft thumps sounding from off camera

she looks over and starts laughing

miya: “he’s cringing and punching a pillow right now. everyone, welcome the person i’m sure you are all missing by the time this releases, jungkookie oppa!”

jungkook jogs in in his pastel pink apron cheering for himself while yoonmi clapped for him

jungkook did a little slide then a spin before bowing

yoonmi laughed at him, shoving him to the side

jungkook shoves her back then the video cuts to them standing together relatively calmly

jungkook: “i brought you chardonnay. i thought it would pair well with carbonara”

miya: “this looks good!”

jungkook passed her a two bottles of chardonnay, which she gratefully accepted

she pulled up two wine glasses and poured them some

they clinked their glasses together and finished their first glasses then she refilled them, setting them to a corner of the counter

miya: “like kookie oppa said, we’re making carbonara. want to explain why?”

jungkook: “namjoon hyung. he always talked about enjoying the carbonara in italy. mimi and i were talking about it when she was conceptializing these videos, so we decided to try”

miya: “shall we start, oppa?”

jungkook: “let’s go!”

the video cut to a clip of her filling a pot with water

there’s a clip of jungkook cutting up a slab of guanciale into cubes

when did you meet and what were your first impressions of each other?

miya: “contrary to popular belief, kookie oppa was very straightforward and blunt with me”

jungkook: “why? we became friends because of me”

miya: “i know! but people think we didn’t start talking until like weeks later”

jungkook snorted and looked at her while she added oil and salt into the pot over a flame

she looked at him

then she poked him with one of the uncooked noodles, which he swatted away

he turned on the other side of the stove and placed a pan on it, waiting for it to heat up

jungkook: “you were the only girl in the boys classes at the time. i thought you would be a vocal, but namjoon hyung said you were a rapper, so i was surprised. then i heard your satoori and got curious to find another busan kid in the company”

miya: “and you went straight up to me when you entered the training room. i was a little scared of you, but not really? i just didn’t know what to expect”

she brought out eggs and a bowl of pecorino romano cheese

jungkook started frying the guanciale

what are your names for each other in your cellphones?

miya: “kookie oppa? i have him saved as ‘ride or die’ with, like, the praise hands emoji”

jungkook: “i have mimi as ‘princess crazy’ with a crown”

she gave him a look, and he just gave her a smile

there’s a close up shot of the guanciale frying and a clip of jungkook trying it

there’s a clip of yoonmi trying it, too

there’s then a clip of her cracking the last of the eggs into the cheese, adding pepper, then starting to whisk everything together

describe each other in one word

jungkook: “yoonmi is music”

miya: “what?”

jungkook: “you literally live and breathe music. you're in your studio all the time, you always look for music to add to your playlists, and it seems like everything you do is very musical. the way you move in general has a rhythm, and the way you speak has a melody"

miya: "... you're nice to me today"

jungkook: "so i deserve a nice answer"

he took the pan off the heat and took the bowl and whisk from her

he gave her an expectant look while whisking while she just thought while fixing the pasta into the now boiling water

miya: "i think you're excellence. everything you do, you do it very well and to the best of your abilities. when you find something you struggle with, you work your hardest to become good at it. you're practically excellence as a person"

they met eyes then cringed before laughing

jungkook exaggerated his aggression with whisking the contents of the bowl while yoonmi walked off to the side

the video cuts to them clinking glasses and drinking their glasses of wine, now just waiting for the pasta to cook

what’s your favorite memory together?

jungkook: "that's hard to answer, mimi"

miya: "true, we've been friends for so long and together almost daily, so there's way too much to choose from"

jungkook sipped at his wine again

jungkook: “maybe when we wrote ‘stay’? do you remember that?”

miya: "when we slept in my studio for like three days?"

jungkook: "we cried, made jokes, watched movies, didn't namjoon hyung physically drag us to eat food that wasn't instant ramen?”

they laughed at the memory

yoonmi lit up at a thought

miya: "oppa, vegas!"

jungkook: "oh yeah! you weren't legal in america yet, so you couldn't go to the ptd parties in the bars"

miya: "but you took me around vegas for food and to look at all the different light and water shows! it may sound boring, but we had a lot of fun there"

there's a clip of yoonmi gently stirring the pasta then of jungkook pouring more wine for them

how often do you two have sleepovers?

jungkook hummed while thinking

jungkook: “a lot, actually. i slept over at mimi's a lot for a while to help her take care of yoonseollie and the puppies back before she graduated. nowadays, we sleepover in each other's house just whenever we feel like it"

miya: "yeah, but we still see each other almost everyday even without the sleepovers. oppa, the pan?"

there's a closeup of jungkook placing the guanciale from the pan onto a spare plate

what was it like working on jungkook’s solo album together?

jungkook: "oh, yoonmi wrote ‘yes or no’ back in 2018, if you all know what was going on then"

he wiggled his eyebrows at the camera, making shove him to the side

he pulled her into a noogie while she squeaked in surprise and started to hit his arm

jungkook: "she was falling in love! this kid! look at her, falling in love so young!"

miya: "oppa, let go!"

jungkook: "i still remember the first time you admitted you might have been in love"

miya: "oppa!"

she stomped on his foot, making him let go

she was fixing her hair while he laughed at her

miya: “in all seriousness, oppa told me right away when he started pulling golden together that he wanted to use ‘yes or no’ and to have me feature on a track he’d promote, so i edited ‘yes or no’ just a bit then i listened to ‘seven’ to start writing my verse.”

jungkook: "it was comfortable, you know? a sense of familiarity. then i wanted to make a song for army, and mimi actually translates my thoughts best, so we wrote please don't change together in a music style similar to one we've been listening to a lot. you know songs used for dancehall?"

miya: "I've been listening to a lot of latin and afro beat music"

there's a clip of yoonmi tasting one of the noodles

and there's a clip of jungkook throwing one at her wall (it stuck)

she looked at him then threw a noodle at his face, which he ate

does bam play with yoonmi’s pets?

yoonmi transferred the noodles into the pan where the guanciale was cooked, turning the heat on high

jungkook stepped back and gave a loud whistle

there were pitter patters of feet running, and you see bam and dipper running in

jungkook bent to pet the dogs

jungkook: "you don't see her, but nala is here, too"

miya: "our pets are siblings. they all go to stay with my brother or kookie oppa's brother when both of us are busy, so they bond a lot"

she turned the stove off then opened the freezer jungkook looked up and pointed at something yoonmi pulled out a small tray with frozen treats

they gave them to the dogs who all scattered away after receiving treats then they washed their hands

miya: "this next part needs extreme focus, so excuse us for being silent for a moment"

jungkook: "mimi, i think the pan is the right temperature"

there's a clip of jungkook pouring the sauce and adding the guanciale into the noodles while yoonmi mixed it

jungkook placed the bowl down

yoonmi looked at him, so he got a bit of the pasta water and added it into the pan

there's a close up of the pasta being stirred

there's a closeup of jungkook plating the pasta

the video cuts to them sitting on the floor in front of her couch, their plates of pasta and glasses of wine in front of them

but jimin is now with them

miya: “jiminie oppa is here!"

the three of them cheer while jimin waves

he puts his arm around the two maknaes, bringing them closer to him and rubbing his head with theirs

jimin: “my busan babies! my cute babies made me pasta”

jungkook: "hyung, let go!"

they're all speaking through laughs

yoonmi speaks up

miya: "jimin oppa is here to try our pasta, and he has the special honor of reading us the last question! but first, have a bite, oppa”

yoonmi handed him the third plate while jungkook handed him a fork

jimin twirls a bit of the pasta onto the fork, laughing a little about how awkward it was to do that while the two were watching him

he takes a bite, tilting his head before humming in approval

he swallowed and looked at the two

jimin: "this tastes really good, babies! i think it's a 100 out of 100!"

she grinned while jungkook handed him his glass of wine

yoonmi held up the fishbowl of questions for him while placing the plate back on the table

miya: "now the last question, oppa"

jimin stuck his hand into the bowl, swirling it around while giggling at the two maknaes

he pulls one out and reads it to himself first before chuckling and taking another sip of wine

jimin: "I'm curious, too, actually"

jungkook: "then read the question, hyung”

how does it feel knowing jungkook is about to enlist?

yoonmi visibly tensed while jungkook’s head snapped to the side to look at her

jimin put his free arm around her and rubbed her arm comfortingly

miya: “i’ve been seeing my therapist about this, and she said it would be a challenge for me. the oppas and i always talk and hangout, especially me and ggukoo oppa who talk to each other daily and see each other almost everyday. i’m honestly scared, but i’ll have to push through. i can do it. i think i can”

jungkook: “i’m honestly very sad about this. mimi and i are used to going to each other for almost any and everything we can think of, and we have gotten used to each other a lot. while i am worried about her given her separation anxiety, i’m also a little scared for myself, especially for the five weeks of basic training where i won't be able to talk to or be updated with her at all”

jimin: “don’t worry, babies. i have people to watch over our princess, i’ll be watching over jungkookie, and this will all pass by very quickly. just you wait”

jimin leaned his head on jungkook’s then turned to kiss the top of yoonmi’s head

the video cuts to them with finished plates and empty glasses, all smiling towards the camera

yoonmi, now seated in the middle, spoke

miya: “that brings an end to this first episode of cook with me, yeah? thank you to kookie oppa and jiminie oppa for coming to spend the day with me! if any one of you would like to try what we made at home, the recipe will be in the description! see you next episode!”

the three of them wave to the camera, then the video cuts to black

after a few seconds, jimin appears sitting in what looks like yoonmi’s home office with a question along the bottom of the screen

what do you think of miya and jungkook’s friendship?

jimin: “it’s a treasure. you don’t see friendships like theirs often where they’re raised together by the same group of people while experiencing the same things. our maknae and makdungie developed a connection over the years that us hyungs and oppas ourselves can’t understand, but they understand each other, they have fun, they keep each other in line, and they do love each other. i’m pretty sure they were twins in another life. but, yes, their friendship is like a rare treasure”

-end-

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